Honest question: Hm would it take for you to jump in the wall ahead of a close-range Hulk set-piece? 🤔🇧🇷
Top Three Fastest (recorded) Shot-Speeds:
3. 67.1 mph (108 km/h):
Back in February of 2012, the Brazilian CAM - only 25 at the time - scored this absolute worldie vs Benfica… The goal (my personal favorite of the three) ended up being the game-winner for FC Porto, who - as a result - went three points clear at the top of the Primeira Liga, a position they held on to for the remainder of the season… 👀🏆
2. 70.0 mph (112.64 km/h)
1. 119 km/hr (74.9 mph):
Bruh. Despite being 35 at the time, Hulk straight up balled vs Democrata last season… On top of this effort - his fastest RECORDED shot-speed OAT - the Brazilian actually scored another insane freekick during the match, beating gk, Gomes da Silva, from some 30+ yards out.
While many see @hulkparaiba’s career as a ‘what if’ scenario, I have to respect it. My guy got his bag playing the sport he loves, and to be fair, everywhere he went, he’s been a ton of fun to watch. 💪🇧🇷 #cleatstagram
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Blud scored the goal keeper💀
This happened when he was in fc Zenit
@@saloona_it’s also fake
..?
Broo
@@JobblyBobbly really isnt
It would take some balls to be in the wall when you know this guy is going for goal
wdym wall
@@v3ryp0ggersthe freekick wall.
the wa;; os the thing that is trying to block the free kick taker's shot from going in the goal. sometimes its 5 players standing in a row.@@v3ryp0ggers
@@v3ryp0ggersfree kick wall
@@v3ryp0ggersfree kick wall
That shot in 2012 is hilarious cause they were chanting monkey noises at him and he goes and scores a absolute scorcher in their faces🤣
average benfica fans... deserved.
Yessir! Benfica é merda
monkey? 😭 ain't he latino tho ion get it
@@yahir_purgatoryI think it was cos he looked like a monkey, or that Portuguese fans consider South Americans as monkeys idk, probably racist reasons tho let’s be honest
@@yahir_purgatory Benfica fans have very low IQs...
Bro is the leg day himself
😂😂😂
The CEO of leg day
The CTO of leg day
💀
Bros the maiden of leg day
Bro went above the UK speed limit how is that possible 😂
volleyball player: 😬
@@skyeiles1505smaller ball over a shorter distance
@@eden1738 that prove anything
doesnt*
@@skyeiles1505It proves that its much easier to do lmao. Also Baseball & Tennis players outclass volleyball players anyway so it doesnt matter
Bro did not skipped leg day since he was 10
Days*
@@IGMH17no he spelled it right
But he messed up skip by saying skipped
*Has not skipped
leg day skips him
Bro sent the goalkeeper into a video game animation 💀
mans bout to snipe the snipers 💀
"Watch the Sniper" - Eazy E
@@iliketofart2945 💀
nah I can't join that freekick wall.... that's voluntary suicide 😂
Underated 😢
Imagine cruising on the highway just to see a shot from Hulk speed by you
It's not just the speed that's scary.. it's the accuracy he maintains at those speeds
💯
well its less scary. id rather play against this guy than someone who can kick that hard but accidentally hit me 😅
When he gets a free kick, the paramedics prepare the stretcher
the fans were making monkey noises and he shut them right up 😭😂
Nooo he don't deserve that bro :(
Dude it’s competition
@@tilburg8683its football, you are guaranteed to encounter racists, the best example of this is laliga. Poor vini😢
@@cydra_infinity1423how does that justify racism
Imagine it's wet and you take one of his shots in the back of your thigh💀 u gone bro rip
While it’s cold outside
Imagine right in d face
this reminds me of when i first started playing keeper as a kid and one time it was raining and one of those balls that for some reason gets a bit heavier w the rain hit me right in the inside of my thigh and for the next 3-4 business days i had the ball design print on my thigh😂😂
Or against ur back or skimming past ur ear... oof
wet, cold, and a good old mitre ball
Robert Carlos be chilling fr
Lol
Bro is Roberto Carlos' nephew 💀
batistuta:
😅
@@jbcthe1😂😂 got me
I remember discovering this guy from my pS2 days.... Brazil became my fav team then just so I can use that shooting advantage 😅
Thats a rehab machine to help players coming back from an injury
Can still be used for strength aswell
It’s also used to test knee strength for all players when they have their medical to sign for a new club
Bro imagine a cold day playing against this guy he takes a 74mph shot and it goes straight into ur face 😫 Edit: thank you for the likes🙏
Ur gone bro 💀🕊️🪦
Or worse a mitre ball kicked by him in the thigh 💀
At that point doesnt matter if its cold
Rip
fingers worse
He's like that kid at the park who always blasts the ball in the game so everyone dives out the way of his shots 😂
He defines 99 shot power
THE KAISER IMPACT IS REAL
Bro imagine playing on a cold day and this guy takes a 74mph shot and it hits your nut sacks 😢
Ooooo im feeling the pain
Bye bye unborn babys😭🤣
I know, right? That shit would kill, I'm glad I got my nuts removed years ago.
ur wife only gives birth to pancakes from that day forward.
Blud kilked the goal keeper💀
Bros trying to take someone off the field with that kick💀💀💀
Bro got the kaiser impact💀
I remember playing him in like fifa 19 with his gold card(His base one) and he was a beast
The streets will never forget Hulk
😂😂😂 that first wall went through the 5 stages of grief. "Momma the ball is coming" Hits the post "It's coming back"
Hulks underrated
Dude could’ve had a legacy but he chose the money
@@joshuaatehortua7352 yeah
are we playing shaolin soccer now?
GOALKEEPER GOT THROWN INSIDE THE GOAL LIKE IN THE *_"CAPTAIN TSUBASA"_* ANIME 😭😭😭
Blud got knocked back like he was on anime scene 💀
Bruh the first one was a gazprom commercial 🤦🏽♂️
It’s an obvious joke 🤦
Zlatan laughing with 120+km/h
74mph=119.9kmh basically 120 kmh
Ibra actually had a shot hit 150km. He also had a free kick that was 124km and several others around that as well
@@randomguy9886 Thanks for letting me know 😁😁
That header to clear the ball from the first rebound was intentional and frankly fantastic defending. 😂
That man was flying amazing
Legends say he took his balls to war
Lol this is a good joke
As a goalkeeper, I am horrified of this man now.
bruh, as a goalkeeper even 50 mph shot is terryfying to save due to the fact that you can easily injure your fingers/wrist and that is annoying.
Roberto carlos: im the best player This dude: Hold my redbull
Hulk takes a free kick Players standing in the wall : 😰😨
Roberto carlos entered the chat
Yeah
its about the same speed
Zlatan enters the chat 💀
Fr
If he missed that third shot , the ballboy would have a hell of a shift 😂
😂 that machine edit killed me
Bro I need that machine
Fifa 13 🔥
Nah at first blud was tryna escape the electric chair
With the last free kick, the opposition player making the wall intentionally dodged the ball 😂
наш мальчик))
Fair play to the guy, he can truly say that he lived up to his name 😅
Dude was morphing into hulk right there
Defenders: I'm not paid enough for this
Kid: your legs are weak Hulk: take the ball Kid: *gets sent flying* Hulk: bye
Haaland should do his "hit my balls" bit against him..
120 kph goal is mad
That one guy at the end actually dodged out of the way. Honestly, I can't blame him😅
“Hulk... Smash☝️”
nah man keeper was flying bro 😂😂😂😂
First clip was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 ball hot at toppost then return and hit player head 😂😂
Imagine having the power to shoot a ball at the speed of a car 💀💀
Well technically a peelp50 is a car and thts not tht fast sooo
bro is the reason goalkeeper have multiple insurance 😂
the goal keeper took damage 💀💀💀
hulk is actually an amazing player
bro i miss him in fifa:( but i dont play fut anymore:)
Even the team owner not just the coach can get me on that line up for the free kick. 😂
In the last free kick and defender jumped out of the way. 😂 Where I’m from we call that a business decision. 😂
The goal keeper FLEW BACK. This is some Blue Lock type shit 😭💀
Blue lock 🤮
Did anyone notice the roblox logo on one of the players
Mans NEVER skips leg day
It sounded like FIFA When it hit the post
Bro is the second Roberto Carlos
Make him kick a ball for a drag race and he will win its that fast lmao
THE GOLEKEPER WENT FLYING
That’s why you never skip leg day
The ball like " ain't gonna play with that MF ... He hit me with iron...not with his leg bruh"😂😂
It’s not abt how strong your legs are it’s about how you hit the ball
he shots faster than the speed limit
Hulk is a legend. He was so fun to take long free kicks on fifa😂 even the misses looked like beams
The Emperor Impact Goes Crazy 🥶
volleyball player: 😬
I’m concerned for the people who thought the goalie flying into the goal one was real lmao
You got to have a lot of courage to be in that wall for Hulk’s freekick
The great Peter Lorimer was clocking in 90mph shots on the regular... Even bagged a penalty clocked at 107mph and this was back in the days where footballs weighed about the same as a small family car 😂
That's some shaolin soccer sh*t right there😂😂
Bro the first clip is him recovering from injury not working out 😂😂😂
As a goalkeeper I'm scared of his kicks. My hand would be gone if I catch one of those
Imagine if he really serious with his career and never too often had an injury, he would be a beast
He just scored an insane freekick as well
Roberto Carlos be like hmm almost powerful as mine
Thats why he's called hulk
The defender did a nice job in deflecting it away from the post instead of inadvertently putting it back to the goal 😅
We don’t talk about Ronny herberson😅
Leg day didn't skip him.
74 mph .. that's like the top speed of some intercity trains 💀
I like the realness of your delivery me acknowledging reusing the clip just speaking facts and doesn’t speak down to the viewers ❤ and you actually put together a lot of footage for a short i salute you
People referring to Hulk as this guy are the ones who started watching football from reels ahahha
Bro like the living shaolin soccer scoring with the keeper flying into the net
bro made the goalkeeper fly it was my childhood dream 😂 to score a goal with goalkeeper flying
74.9 mph equals 269,64 kmh You're welcome
in the 2nd freekick , bro got a concussion after heading the ball
Adriano and Roberto Carlos look at this and laugh 😂