Haircut hater gets a makeover by wife
2022 ж. 18 Қаң.
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I hate haircuts based on a horrible experience at the hairdressers as a 10 year old. All the poking and prodding and sitting drove me nuts. Still does. Relying on mum, girlfriends, myself, mates and now Helen, I’ve saved a lot of money and had shoddy hair ever since. After looking particularly crap recently, I decided to have a very fast makeover at the hands of my wife, who’s learning how to cut hair on my head.
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Gee Beau, you look fantastic, and your wife, you know, she's a bit of a looker too but you look particularly good
Boom. I knew it. Really well said mate. Nailed it.
Beau, halfway through your trim you look like Hans from the movie “The Burbs”. If you haven’t seen it, it’s an old Tom Hanks movie and is a pretty good watch.
Trophy husband material
@@_Doodle-bob unless Beau wears a head mount for a telly while he’s kayaking up a mountain, I can’t imagine him watching movies…
@@locohombre79 😂😂😂😂
Died laughing when Hellen said, "I need to say something" then you immediately come in with the voice over. 😂😂
YOOOO i am cryinggggg
Yep tears of laughter from then on 🤣
I was shocked. I stopped to watch the video at that point. That's what happens to women all the time in society: they aren't allowed to speak for themselves. The value of their voice and opinion is denied. It's HORRIBLE and NOT FUNNY. I can't believe it
@@friderike6804 your joking right? 💀
@@jare2067 no
I just watched a man getting a haircut for almost 8 minutes, and enjoyed every bit of it.
Haha same here😂
Yeah nah rather him than me.
And I wished it was a longer film too!
obviously since it's below the 10min mark. sub 10mins is fantastic.
Just think about how long it was for him to get it!
man you live on the edge " asking your wife’s hairdresser how much her hair cut cost” now thats courage.
6:55
The fact that you can turn a haircut into an interesting story shows your art as a story teller 👍🏼
I've had a few cuts to think about things. That is, think about how much I didn't want to be there, so it eventually won out as a filmable idea...and Helen is screen gold.
@@BeauMiles Helen: "if you want me to get in on this I have some things to say as well" Film: and cut to a Beau monologue while the camera stays on Helen as she talks comedy gold.
Thanks also for the gypsy music. Reminiscent of Jerry Bock's compositions.
If you complain long enough in the right way it becomes the art of story telling.
The fact the hairdresser won't even tell is you is golden, I actually laughed out loud at that. Great video as always Beau.
Ta mate!
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@@BeauMiles The translate to English option 😅
Beau, your wife has just made my day. Can you do a doc on what she does when you're on adventures? It would be great to get her perspective........
I would love that, too. "What Helen gets up to when I am out and about ".
Yes, great idea.
Weird fetis bru
Helen needs her own channel and it's just her commentary on his videos. I'd just watch her channel from then on.
this was hilarious and cheeky fun, the banter, the punchy story.. I was grinning the whole time. “a lot of people have good beards because they don’t have a good face”… great line, so true
Beau has a great face.
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The hairdresser not answering multiple times is just golden 😂
Helen is a treasure! Hold on to her, despite her haircut secrets.
She's a marvel. This is just bollocks. Indeed!
I salute the equanimity of your wife. Truly the stoic moral leader for our times.
I think he truly enjoyed this, he couldn't hide the pride and love he has for his wife!
The voice over while your wife is talking was just great
how good would that be on the regular. Wife starts chattering away and you get a cool monologue over the top
Absolutely hilarious
Funny, but a bit mean. Although I am sure Helen laughed when she saw the finished video.
Ta TS. Wife is a classic
dude i almost cried :D
It is better to have a "not that bad" haircut for free than an "almost what I wanted but..." haircut you certainly pay too much.
And even worse when you got the worst haircut and had to pay for it.
That is a very good line. Wish I'd said that.
ooh that’s very true
You know what I do? I cut my own hair and just go to the barber for a trim in the back and around the ears. Give him 5$ and 2-3$ dollar tip. I've been pretty satisfied :)
Honestly hands down the best channel on KZhead. The true definition of quality over quantity and I often will go back and watch old videos when I need a kick start at trying to be a better human. Thanks Beau for being Beau.
maybe you like andrew camarata channel as well.😊
wow what a jolly ol couple, would make any bystander crack a smile
I agree. Helen is a star.
"I need to get back to what my wife married " 🤣🤣 You're the only person ill watch even when you're not doing adventures .
That's a very nice thing too say AK. Ta mate
Beau, I absolutely love yours and Helen's and Mitch's work, but the comedic timing in this video is on another level entirely. Chef's kiss.
Ta mate. Yeah, we poked and prodded to get things right. Cheers for noticing Jon. Goodonya.
1 word for you Beau… Clippers Been doing my own hair over 20 years with amazing results 🤙
I'm with Beau, I've cut my own hair since I was a kid. My wife is too afraid to do it, and I don't care enough to pay for one. Stay strong Beau!!
I cut my own hair and get compliments often, so, I now save $250. every 3 months on color and cut, since 1998. It all started when my mom thought she could do the cut herself, based on a nice hair cut on a Vogue cover, so she took out her DULL garden scissors, and said, "Come on scissors," as she cut through my very very long straight hair, and now, I am able to keep it trimmed and fresh whenever I want, myself. I've saved a fortune. Add that up!
When the person cutting your hair says "You look different!"
i would cry
Haha, this is gold. I'm a red bearded guy who's relying upon my wife for haircuts during covid days... I'm going to dog the boys here and side with your wife! Patience is key to a semi-reasonable hair cut. Let them do their thing on their timeline. The end result is worth the wait! My wife has "good scissors" but I get the rough looking set I'm sure she's used to open tins of paint... They work more like vice grips than cutting implements! I'm pretty sure a cut and colour is around $200-ish. I semi regularly grab couple of hundred dollar gift vouchers at her favourite salon to give a guilt free experience. I have no idea of the actual price, so I just guess around the mark. The brownie points are generally cashed in at BCF 👌
I'm secretly happy to not find out. I figure one of us saving on cuts means hers are half price every time.
@@BeauMiles Now if you just learn to cut your wife's hair Beau, the savings will be unreal.
Well said. What's BCF?
@@thomasr1051 Boating camping Fishing. It's an outdoors shop in Australia.
@@BeauMiles except that men's cuts are usually far cheaper than women's, but don't think about that too hard.
The both of you made this so much fun. I have never laughed as much at one of your films Beau. Thanks. You look great in your freshly shorn state.
Here for every upload Beau with a smile on my face. Keep up the great stories. They make my day.
Ohhh these videos just make my day. The greatest story teller.
Ta mate
Hey Beau, just wanted to take a moment out of my day to tell you that every single one of your videos, independent of length or focus, has made my day a little brighter. You have a natural talent for storytelling and it's wonderful to go on this journey with you.
Yeah same here. Nice one mate!
Sameeeeeeeeeeee
Man I’ve watched all your videos like 50 times please make moreeeeeee I need moreee feed my addiction!!!!!
Beau has a savant level ability to extract the common denominator of all life experiences into a story that anyone can relate to, all the while being completely entertaining at the same time. It could be as simple as a haircut, tasks typically taken for granted such as an ordinary commute to work made unordinary, or as grandiose as paddling a kayak around Africa. Good on ya mate. Thank you for what you do here. Your work means something man. Cheers!
So well said, and all true.
I cannot imagine the pressure of having to give your fiancée a haircut right before your wedding. She did a great job!
What a handsome fella you are, Beau!
I look forward to watching these every time they come out. :))))
Yup i think the only time Beau can sit still, is when the camera is rolling and facing him as to narrate and weave a commentary for the story is what you love more. Your masterpieces are a delight Beau and worth waiting for. Waiting for the RUN coming next... cheers!
You ripper. Another Bostory 👍 You have a natural gift of storytelling. That shows in this video. Who else could talk about getting a haircut and get away with it. Love to see you use that talent to do some more great stuff that has the power to inspire others to do something good in the world…like the tree planting episode (my favorite so far). Keep creating brother. We love what you do whatever you choose to dive into. Weedy 😃💪🏻👍🎥💚🎬
Ta TWG
Excellent. Two of my favourite channels conversing. Have a great week both of you fantastic creative people.
A new Beau Miles video? Welp, time to sit back and enjoy the best damn stuff on the internet. Settle in ladies and gents
I couldn't stop laughing, you two are hilarious and gave me a much needed boost in my day...thank you!
Thanks for all that you do, and share, Ryan. Just fabulous.
Your stories never fail to bring a smile on my face.
Alsways enjoy everything you put out! From huge adventures to haircuts, it doesn’t matter. Your ability to tell a story and say good words makes everything interesting. It’s like poetry. Keep doing you! ❤️
Another great insight into the honest, positive and inspirational world of Beau Miles! Great storytelling as ever and like the other comments, I am loving the short video format as a segue between your larger ideas and projects. Thank you Beau... Keep it up, you're a Bloody Treasure Mate!
I would’ve just given him a buzz cut. He still would’ve looked great. This is freaking hilarious 😂
I used to be a "ginger" too. Age 30, guess what, went grey, win win. Now am 61, everyone calls me Silver, and l finally love my hair (what's left) I don't know much, but Helen, she's a keeper. Next time she shears you, do us all a favour. Get a whole rope of liquorice, and push it in yer cakehole, then sit still. Priceless.
well said hahahaha
Right, well now in six months you know you absolutely have to go to a real hairdresser to see if the experience is different sitting away from your workspace and in a professional's hands in the twenty first century.
Onto it. part of a script of 'firsts'....Good idea fella
@@BeauMiles use Helen's hairdresser and get the intel!
Aw, wonderful episode of your life. Thank you for sharing this. Brightened up my day.
Thank you beau your stories are really nice they help me put into perspective what a good life is. Your a very skilled person at what you do and I strive to be like you.
Having had my wife learn to cut my hair over the past few years, I can practically taste the tension :) You always spin a wonderful yarn. Thanks Beau!
Mate I could watch your content everyday for the rest of my life. There's something about it that just makes you think. Sometimes not even deeply just a nice distraction from my life. Thank you
I found your channel yesterday and have since watched 90% of your videos and only didn’t finish them out of wanting to avoid sadness from no new beau content. This is such a wonderful channel, thank you beau
I love the banter and the transparency, more of this type of content!
That ending was hilarious. My wife and I got married last September and I remember thinking nothing much of what she was planning until a few days before and she mentioned the cost of her hair/make up people. Was in shock to say the least... was probably better I never found out haha. Her and her bridesmaids were all beautifully done up though but I figure they'd have looked beautiful regardless.
Haha 😂 Beau looks so uncomfortable. Love it
Yes, method actor and all, I was in the zone of discomfort and 'get me the hello outta here'
i love that you somehow created a competitive arena out of the haircut experience and it took me back to the ride up the hill with helen in the early videos. an intriguing insight into a part of your world i thought i'd never see. am i a better person for watching this? probably not...... just the same person with a smile and one less worry.
The freckles on the little boy are adorable
I cut my own hair since I was 16, saved thousands like you and I get it done in 10 minutes or less. No one can tell that I did it so that's good enough for me!
it's weird how quick it is aye. You'd think the pro's would have trimmed your eyebrows, ears and nose it takes them so long but no. My teenage boys have noticed the efficiency and have me cut their hair now too, even though I would otherwise give them money to get it done.
Nice attitude DJ
This made me laugh a lot for some reason. You're a great storyteller Beau!
My wife is very funny and very easy to work with. Good talent
probably the comedy and jokes. They tend to have that effect on people.
Helen: “I have some things to say as well.” Cut to voiceover from Beau. LOL
Everything you do is a masterpiece! On a side note, half way through your book and love it Beau!!
‘Get back to what my wife married’ haha what a way with words. Also if you want Get a dog shaver with guards start of with the long one get smaller down the sides. 10 min easy. At least… it works for my dog?
I’m with you Beau! I do my own with a number 4, just before a shower. “Well, you’ve got less hair” “You look different” - yep, good enough, time’s up, job done!
I don't remember when or why am i subscribed to this channel but this has been a blessing to my feed. Keep it up.
Oh thank you Beau -- both because I'm a fellow haircutter disliker for all the same reasons but also been in a bit of a rut with the ol' creativity (started my KZhead channel a few months ago) and this was a spark of inspiration for good-storytelling and finding magic in the mundane. Hellen is such a sport, bless her.
Your wife is a gem to put up with that nonsense!😂
This is very charming. I laughed for a good minute straight, right from the jump.
Exactly what I'm going for Nero. Charm!
Simple and Brilliant. Classic Beau!
This is awesome!!!! Thanks you two.
I also hate haircuts and the wasted time. Been cutting my own my whole life, as well as my partner's.
I hope you’re doing well. It’s fun seeing your name here. I found out my bristle nose super red is female recently. It started burrowing the substrate and moving its hide and the submerging itself in the substrate. My fish shop owner set things right and my reading of the bristle length properly adjusted. I have a breeding pair of cories in her tank and I’ve found she really enjoys 3-4 day old eggs. I hope fry survive some day.
You two are absolutely adorable to watch. I had to comment when you said it's a conspiracy what goes on I'm sure 🤣🤣🤣 I'm a new sub and I've been binge watching. Thanks for having such a zest for life. It's inspiring.
Beau really is the only person on KZhead wherein seeing a new video requires planning a period to watch it where i have nothing else to do but sit and enjoy his artistry. Never been disappointed yet.
Only you could take a wasted 10-15 minutes getting a haircut and turn it into an entertaining 8 minutes of viewing. Loved the dialogue, the bit about the mower had me in stitches. Good stuff
Nice one Beau! And to be fair, there must be some hairdresser conspiracy because I’m not even sure what my own cost until they’re done.
Beau, I hope you know that you are one of my heroes. I hope that a lot of people find you heroic, because I sure do.
Beau, this is simply amazing! What a film
Amazing video as always, I know speak for many we would love to see more of you Beau. If it even be just trivial bite size chunks of your life. Could you do a short weekly not vlog but "happenings" bit for a month? That would be pretty epic, to key us into one tiny aspect or project. If it even be small stuff such as the haircut avoidance bought lawnmower cutting the grass and mumblings or going through the shed tour. That would be neat I would watch that.
Bite size Beau indeed!!
You might be onto something Nathan. We've tossed up the idea, but small stuff takes away from the longer burns and still takes a lot of time...but yep, point taken and I kinda agree. Just need to burn a little hotter and longer during the weekly 168!
@@BeauMiles I just listened to your new podcast with Helen and this is gold. I'd listen to you talk to nearly anyone or just ramble. Just a very fun thing to listen to while doing activities around the house.
You articulated every reason why I have been giving myself haircuts for the last 10 years. Funny one, Beau. I’m also shocked at how quickly your resplendent beard grows back. Force of nature!
That was fun to watch! Thank you for loving each other so much😍💘
Fantastic! I enjoy your stories.
0:56 seeing young Beau is a surreal experience and I'm not sure exactly why
My brother is a curly red head and has the same fear. When he was young my mom had to catch him while he was running around the property for about a 2 second snip of the bangs so that he could see while being a small Braveheart. Laughed hard while watching this.
You are a fantastic story teller and person Beau.
I work at a supermarket and I was working today and saw a gentleman that looked strikingly like you. Then I got to thinking how much I enjoy your videos and going back to rewatch some. So to say I was pleasantly surprised to see one was posted just hours before… I’m quite excited for this
Love the conspiracy to cover up the price of Helen's haircuts. Keep investigating and continue the story. Love your storytelling.
Curiosity question: was the amount of time spent trying to find out what your wife spends on cuts equivalent to the amount of time it took to get yours done? 😂 love the videos Beau. Been watching ever since “marathon over 24 hours”
Beau always gives me the biggest bloody grin without fail. Cheers mate! Needed it today
Another one of you videos wowing I absolutely love the feel of the videos like a relaxed sort documentary.
I agree with Beau-haircuts can be annoying as you have to sit still for so long. A friendly/talkative barber makes the experience worthwhile.
Talking to them is the worse for me. Just cut my hair. I am not going there to talk... focus on the task
@@Rockmaster867 Everybody wins! Shorter time spent per customer means more customers per day witch means that the barber can have lower prices witch means more customers!
My wife has cut my hair for the past 32 years, and I love it, but it's always a little contentious. When we'd been married four years she looked at me one morning and said, "If you shaved off that beard, you'd be the handsome man I married instead of the loathsome slob you've become." Being a good husband, I immediately went and shaved. However, when I returned, my three-year-old daughter burst into tears and wailed, "Shave it back Daddy! Shave it back!" My wife has never pressured me to shave since. :D
Great wee video! Made a really fun story out of it Beau. Cant wait till i've watched this 50 times like the rest of the videos
Hope these musings make it into book number 2! Working my way through the book now. Smart what you did, because now I have to go back and watch all your videos again!
Has Helen got a patreon or something? seems like she needs some internet appreciation (that she can turn into hairdressing vouchers for an undisclosed sum 😉) for not murdering one of our favourite Aussie creators with blunt scissors at this point 🤣
The hairdresser may be worried that this checking up on cost is some sort of spousal abuse / stalking. If you ask how much haircuts at the establishment typically cost that's one thing, but what you're asking for is probably legally protected PII (would be in the US).
His wife is an angel for putting up with him, i was stunned when he cut her off after she said she had to say something, i'd be sleeping on the couch for weeks lol
One of the most unusual people on Earth. Love it!!! And a woman who has the spirit to be a partner with him. Really love it! Cheers 🥂
It's the suspense! Waiting for a story, and more often than not, it's a memorable one. Your life stories are slowly becoming a tapestry. Till the next one, take care! Helen, well done!
I saw your "A mile an hour video" a while back and gladly stumbled back across your channel, been watching a few more video's and every single one is great, relaxing and meaningful. Now I found you again I can sub and never miss another vid :)
This is literally wonderful.
I love that my husband uses a 2 on his clippers all over his head. No fades, keeps it really short. Easy peasy. He does it himself but I could step in if needed.
Hey, Beau great video. I'm a tree hugger myself, done many stills for many years. Loved your thoughts on my favorite subject.
Haha your wife is awesome. Keep up the great work!! Making this period of our lives not so boring
Oh my goodness. I subscribed about an hour ago. I'm just in such laughter. Thank you. So enjoy your channel. I think I will watch an hour more. Much laughter from Ontario Canada.
The format of the dialogue is so perfectly funny.
End part of video made my day. Thanks for the video