Candlenights 2023: Sneakret Santa

2023 ж. 19 Жел.
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Witness the birth of new Candlenights lore in real time. Normalize victimless stealing, make it a game! Also, unrelated, no one’s invited over for Candlenights this year.
You can purchase and watch this year’s Candlenights spectacular now through January 1st 2024! All proceeds go to Harmony House.
bit.ly/Candlenights2023

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  • This is the first time I've seen Griffin in his little sailor boy costume, it's everything I hoped it would be.

    @UnkoMunko@UnkoMunko4 ай бұрын
    • i was hoping it was littler

      @thanaGogical@thanaGogical4 ай бұрын
  • Griffin’s solution is always crime

    @overcrowded_sand@overcrowded_sand4 ай бұрын
    • Its victimless

      @Phriedah@Phriedah4 ай бұрын
    • And Justin's is always jelly

      @ladambell@ladambell4 ай бұрын
    • Griffin "Crime Boy" McElroy

      @AJLikesCats@AJLikesCats4 ай бұрын
    • based

      @supercres@supercres4 ай бұрын
    • It's not a crime if it's funny

      @TreeMusicForTheBirds@TreeMusicForTheBirds4 ай бұрын
  • As a teenager I got a fucked up teddy bear from a claw machine. It freaked out my sister so I wrapped it and gave it for a Candlenights. Since then it's been rotated through the whole extended family, nearly 20 years going. and you can't guess who's giving it from who got it last year, because it gets snuck around. Every year someone unwraps it, and we all laugh to avoid staring into it's giant blackhole eyes.

    @spacebees86@spacebees864 ай бұрын
    • my partners family does something similar but with a jazz CD that their deadbeat father randomly made and gifted to them; it has a shitty 80's style photo of him on the cover with a saxophone

      @wilderulz@wilderulz4 ай бұрын
  • The way Griffin says "or - MEDICINE" is everything.

    @cmlphoto@cmlphoto4 ай бұрын
  • God this is my first look at Griffins sailor outfit and its haunting how much like a human Donald Duck he looks like.

    @RagnorokKing@RagnorokKing4 ай бұрын
    • More like Griffin QuackElroy amirite?

      @electricladylounge@electricladylounge4 ай бұрын
  • Thanks for answering my question, brothers, that helped!

    @raetracer4896@raetracer48964 ай бұрын
    • Do you live in Burlington? Lol. Because I was like... this question is so applicable to my life... lmao.

      @forrestrichard8133@forrestrichard81334 ай бұрын
    • Everyone likes Darn Tough Socks every year, right? @@forrestrichard8133

      @raetracer4896@raetracer48964 ай бұрын
  • between candlenights heist and sneakret santa, maybe the true spirit of the season is mischief

    @jaijais@jaijais4 ай бұрын
  • Griffin will suggest stealing at any opportunity

    @skcch1796@skcch17964 ай бұрын
  • I once borrowed a book from a friend and ended up having it for a few years. I gifted it to him for his 30th birthday

    @rebeccachristine2360@rebeccachristine23604 ай бұрын
  • I completely unironically love Sneakret Santa and I'm going to engage in it immediately

    @nananderson7259@nananderson72594 ай бұрын
  • the way griffin said "JUSTIN TYLER MCELROY." like a disappointed mother

    @currystephs@currystephs4 ай бұрын
    • “I 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 I’m 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺, 𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙣.”

      @Scufflegrit@ScufflegritАй бұрын
  • I don't want to spoil the content of Sam Reich's contribution to the special, but I love that he and the McElroys were clearly on the same wavelength this Candlenights

    @charliecrossing@charliecrossing4 ай бұрын
  • HEY me and my friends do this every year and we call it a Christmas Heist. At some point in the year we have to steal an item from a friend's home (name picked out of a hat Secret Santa style) and then it's gifted at Christmas. If the person guesses what's gone you lose points, if they guess who did it you lose points. Points given for how long you stole it for prior to Christmas, size of item etc. UPDATE: we have been playing this for more than a decade and yet we dont think any of us has ever thought to name it properly and now we are disgusted with ourselves. The gag was right there.

    @partlyironic@partlyironic4 ай бұрын
  • 5:00 "This Sneakret Santa merch I'm wearing has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my merch."

    @peterbyrne5004@peterbyrne50044 ай бұрын
  • -puts all the medicine back- Oh ... ok .. yeah, I think I get it

    @secondfavorite@secondfavorite4 ай бұрын
  • The Candlenights time of year is when my wife knows to clear her podcasting schedule open, Thank you boys for making every winter season special.

    @danklug7838@danklug78384 ай бұрын
  • When I was 8 years old I gave my sister her own hairbrush for christmas, which I had stolen sometime around Halloween for that express purpose. Giving of hairbrushes is now a sacred thing in my family and we often bedazzle them and present them like the most precious of jewels and I'm SHOCKED that Griffin reached back in time and stole my prank just to gift it back to me today.

    @MuntsonWeekdays@MuntsonWeekdays2 ай бұрын
  • That's The Hog talkin lmao

    @coven14@coven144 ай бұрын
  • Time for a new tradition!

    @yugarith158@yugarith1584 ай бұрын
  • the sheer rage in Justin’s eyes at the end of this is palpable

    @glassguy9240@glassguy92404 ай бұрын
  • Ownership of items and or things is, completely, made, up. - Griffin McElroy probably

    @ingecruzvonmcbronwyn-san5098@ingecruzvonmcbronwyn-san50984 ай бұрын
  • Totally gonna do this

    @bridgetjoan7203@bridgetjoan72034 ай бұрын
  • the seriousness of "JUSTIN. TYLER. MCELROY." really got me

    @manilasworstexport@manilasworstexport4 ай бұрын
  • i honestly think griffin's idea would be really fun lol

    @friendlyporkchop@friendlyporkchop4 ай бұрын
  • This is absolutely a thing I've been seeing on tiktok for a while, so glad Griffin has given it a name 😂

    @toomanyneutrons@toomanyneutrons4 ай бұрын
  • Football players sure have changed from when I was paying attention...

    @JimmyScrambles666@JimmyScrambles6664 ай бұрын
  • This whole "can't curse" thing is gonna lead to a new 'attitude era' in a big modern way that I'm not sure we're ready for. Godspeed you daft censors.

    @Hookokokkokoko@Hookokokkokoko4 ай бұрын
    • I think the no cussing is just for candlenights...I think...I hope

      @pooolB@pooolB4 ай бұрын
    • Yeah that’s been a thing for candlenights episodes for a while

      @snuffysam@snuffysam4 ай бұрын
    • in general i agree but in this example it's only for the one live ep per year

      @intraum@intraum4 ай бұрын
  • So sad I wasn’t able to watch candlenights

    @tbug50@tbug504 ай бұрын
  • Is there a reason Griffin is dressed like he's just read Jojolion and took it to heart?

    @MaskofFayt@MaskofFayt4 ай бұрын
    • It was his live show outfit this year. "Twenty surf and sea"

      @altyre@altyre4 ай бұрын
  • Why is griffin a little sailor boy?

    @SomeRandomGuy887@SomeRandomGuy8874 ай бұрын
    • please treat the captain with more respect, he earned that valor 100% legally

      @jeremyconnor8625@jeremyconnor86254 ай бұрын
    • He's on leave right now

      @jackroberts2704@jackroberts27044 ай бұрын
    • The answer is in the question.

      @JimmyScrambles666@JimmyScrambles6664 ай бұрын
    • The name of the year is Twenty Sun & Sea, Surf the Vibe, so Griffin has dressed as a sailor for the live shows.

      @sjallen272@sjallen2724 ай бұрын
    • For some Stolen Valor

      @Acerama@Acerama4 ай бұрын
  • A _Honda Pilot?_ Are they implying Justin *isn't* driving his _big beautiful Buick?_

    @BimpytheWimpyShrimpy@BimpytheWimpyShrimpy4 ай бұрын
  • How do I get this version without the subtitles burned in? I paid for the Candlenights special but the captions are really distracting for me :(

    @craig.b@craig.b4 ай бұрын
  • Why no curse tho?

    @ckeller7441@ckeller74414 ай бұрын
    • It's candlenights

      @patrickhodgson292@patrickhodgson2924 ай бұрын
  • didnt this literally happen on extreme cheapskates?

    @benjireil4243@benjireil42433 ай бұрын
  • Wait why can't they swear?

    @devcrom3@devcrom34 ай бұрын
    • They don’t swear on Candlenights

      @katlynwhittenburg2951@katlynwhittenburg29513 ай бұрын
  • JUSTIN TYLER MCELROY!

    @amandafox5382@amandafox53824 ай бұрын
  • As a furry, I've always been capable of infinite crime. The question is, what happens if I sneakret santa someone's fursuit head and render them incapable of committing such crimes? :o

    @Jeevesie1988@Jeevesie19884 ай бұрын
    • obviously you become The Highlandfur.

      @thanaGogical@thanaGogical4 ай бұрын
    • @@thanaGogical I don't know if I could stand undergoing the Yiffening.

      @Jeevesie1988@Jeevesie19884 ай бұрын
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