Hermit Gang ft. Team S.T.A.R. - The Super Weapon (elybeatmaker Remix)

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• Hermitgang feat. Team ...
Credits of the original song:
Written and Produced by Skellythekid from Docm77's Patreon Server
Co-written by Rendog, MajesticTaco, Xisumavoid, Welsknight, ImpulseSV, Docm77, MumboJumbo
Co-produced by Docm77, ImpulseSV, FalseSymmetry, Rendog, Xisumavoid
DocM77: / docm77
Welsknight: / welsknightgaming
False: / falsesymmetry
Impulse: / impulsesv
Xisuma: / xisumavoid
Rendog: / rendog
and mumbo I guess: / thatmumbojumbo
LYRICS:
Docm77:
it all started when Grian touched my redstone
he played himself like a xylophone set on automatic,
doc Monster is a savage, with technical skill
and crazy vocal acrobatics
im a legend of the NHO, with etho, beef and double O
(bdubs: MMMHHHHMMMM)
DocMC is coming for you sevenfold
got rendog and other firemen
to douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan, iskall can try again
Wels:
You think I'm in hiding, I'm just biding my time
Putting pen to paper, coming up with rhymes
We're the star-studded group that got together just to crush you
Once we start something you know we're gonna see it through
I'm the knight, the Soldier who brings the fight at first light
Y'all had to incite, so now I gotta indict
You're guilty of getting murdered with words
Y'all are out-gunned, go home nerds
Hermit Gang x 16
False:
if you think you can stop the symmetry, that's false
g team is dialing for help, but im ignoring their calls
and when their bodies dissolve, you'll know that falseys on a killing spree
try to stop my pvp and perish painfully
im the queen of hearts, heads and body parts
your diamond armor can't compare to my martial arts
ill send a poison dart to make you breathe your final breath
g team's name will be the only thing left
Impulse:
Caffeinated, animated, redstone innovator
My behavior's crazy, can't phase me, impulse is never lazy
Tango, why would you betray me, now my scope is aiming
Better run for cover from all the ghast balls that I be taming
Without a sound, without no hesitation, my creations are amazing
Better watch your step or the G Team will end up blazing
Who's the better team, there is no controversy
But before it's said and done you'll be begging us for mercy
Hermit Gang x 16
X:
X gone give it to ya, Im gone give it to ya
X gone give it to ya, WHAT
Lyrical boxing, dropping blows on all my foes
And the G Team theyre looking unclean needing some sunscreen
Getting burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds
Its absurd how my rhymes got them injured
DANGER DANGER
I got lasers to cut em up like razors
Its flexin season and I got flavor
Their weak defenses like trenches and fences
That these dense heads are presenting
They're presenting them alright, they're not very good
I could walk over that, I could jump over that, I could use an ender pearl
I could use my elytra
Come on G Team, jeeze.
Hermit Gang x 16
Rendog:
Now im back, got some things I wanna say
Whats the letter that starts the alphabet, Ay
Ladies gotta get in line, the diggity's be on the way
Cleo dont know who shes freaking with
All the signs say to notify her next of kin
This diggity dog be dropping bombs, nothing but hits
Spit that rhyme again again, cause the message is
I can mumble rap and still be the best there is
Hermit Gang x 16
Mumbo:
Oh you wanted me to do a verse? I'll have to check with G Team-
I mean uh, I'd have to, I'll have to check with my schedule
And see if I can...see if I'm able to do that sort of thing
I'm a busy guy...
I'd have to do a verse. You know.
BANANAS.
You know. I'd have to do a verse.
BANANAS.
BANANAS
BANANAS.
BANANAS.
I just don't know if its a good idea for me to be part of this song really...
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docm77: 0:00
Welsknight: 0:28
False: 1:01
Impulse: 1:25
Xisuma: 1:59
Rendog: 2:53
Mumbo: 3:27
Special thanks to DocM for sending me the vocals
and to Nirek Setty for the timestamps

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  • 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    @docm77@docm775 жыл бұрын
    • Its hot bro xd

      @_LeondeHaas_@_LeondeHaas_5 жыл бұрын
    • Thank you so much for allowing me to do this doc!

      @elybeatmaker@elybeatmaker5 жыл бұрын
    • Feel bad for the new guy

      @sahilPanjala@sahilPanjala5 жыл бұрын
    • :D

      @that1pastelgoth@that1pastelgoth5 жыл бұрын
    • Yo where’s the firefighter at this is song is on fire man! 🔥

      @Danyle_@Danyle_5 жыл бұрын
  • “It all started when Grian touched my redstone” That aged perfectly

    @EpicRobloxianReal@EpicRobloxianReal Жыл бұрын
    • It did indeed XD

      @WhisperOfTheWood@WhisperOfTheWood Жыл бұрын
    • Oh yeah, definitely did.

      @Wasabi_the_Weirdo@Wasabi_the_Weirdo Жыл бұрын
    • Doc even started quoting this again...

      @aygianalt@aygianalt11 ай бұрын
    • Lol

      @MxdnightXX@MxdnightXX11 ай бұрын
    • @@aygianalt Indeed! That's quite a nostalgia season.

      @Sany_Tarn@Sany_Tarn11 ай бұрын
  • Hermitgang Hermitgang Hermitgang Hermitgang Hermitgang Hermitgang Hermitgang Hermitgang :D RD

    @rendog@rendog5 жыл бұрын
    • Hi

      @quinten70@quinten705 жыл бұрын
    • Thank you for the support RenDoggyDog

      @elybeatmaker@elybeatmaker5 жыл бұрын
    • Hi lil ren

      @hamishfatcat3385@hamishfatcat33855 жыл бұрын
    • Lil RD :3

      @that1pastelgoth@that1pastelgoth5 жыл бұрын
    • Hello ren

      @RiceNoodles_@RiceNoodles_5 жыл бұрын
  • 4 years later: *It all started when Grian touched my redstone*

    @TurkeyTueky@TurkeyTueky Жыл бұрын
    • REAL

      @Iriajiqwlfk@Iriajiqwlfk11 ай бұрын
    • I legit thought Doc would get 2 more kills

      @familytablet6453@familytablet645310 ай бұрын
    • grian touching docs redstone is a canon event

      @InvaltidWord@InvaltidWord10 ай бұрын
    • NAHHHH

      @-Starza-.@-Starza-.9 ай бұрын
    • Grian is Grian

      @Mentally_Monopoly@Mentally_Monopoly4 ай бұрын
  • Can we appreciate how Doc's first lyrics are still true today with Grian's latest mistake ?

    @niochibashi9280@niochibashi9280 Жыл бұрын
    • "Listen Grian, nobody touches my tunnel bore. You're done! It all started when Grian and Scar broke my redstone."

      @gavindinsmoor8196@gavindinsmoor819610 ай бұрын
    • I legit thought Doc would get 2 more kills

      @familytablet6453@familytablet645310 ай бұрын
    • 😆

      @user-vv1zv7uz5s@user-vv1zv7uz5s8 ай бұрын
    • His verse aged perfectly

      @AmethystsMinecraft@AmethystsMinecraft2 ай бұрын
    • That was 9 months ago!? Wow. It feel like it was maybe 9 weeks ago.

      @hermitfan109@hermitfan1092 ай бұрын
  • It hurt enough the first time

    @Grian@Grian5 жыл бұрын
    • Grian oooooooooooooooooooooooof

      @jrc5643@jrc56435 жыл бұрын
    • Hahah Sorry Grian!

      @elybeatmaker@elybeatmaker5 жыл бұрын
    • You need to strike back...harder

      @CoffeebeanG618@CoffeebeanG6185 жыл бұрын
    • You must make a remix back nowwwwwwwe they made two can't stand #team gforthewin

      @mysterysshh4365@mysterysshh43655 жыл бұрын
    • Gotta make a response

      @radoweissensteiner2258@radoweissensteiner22585 жыл бұрын
  • Did we just win AGAIN?

    @xisumavoid@xisumavoid5 жыл бұрын
    • Double win!

      @elybeatmaker@elybeatmaker5 жыл бұрын
    • I would say, without a doubt, yes!

      @WizardJace@WizardJace5 жыл бұрын
    • Again?? Spoilers?

      @JonathanCorwin@JonathanCorwin5 жыл бұрын
    • No, just one.

      @xHadesStamps@xHadesStamps5 жыл бұрын
    • Nope

      @Crevasse@Crevasse5 жыл бұрын
  • I can see a part 2 with Doc saying: *"Listen Boatem boys, no one touches our ship!"*

    @kaze5507@kaze55072 жыл бұрын
    • You’re done! It all started when Grian touched my goats He played himself like an amethyst block set on animatic The Goat Masters a savage, set on revenge and with crazy vocal acrobatics I’m a legend known as Goat-Man, back when The Resistance called for him (Grian: MHM!) DocMC is coming for you eightfold Get pearl, Scar and Impulse To rebuild your tiny boatem pole and knock you down your own hole, Mumbo no peace, love or plants. Sorry I just kinda did this :)

      @bananabro1010@bananabro10102 жыл бұрын
    • Ummmmmmmm . Its goats ... no one touches our goats XD

      @MrCanKnotNot@MrCanKnotNot2 жыл бұрын
    • hermitcraft season 8 waaaarrrrr. lets goooooooo!

      @divyamanoj3153@divyamanoj31532 жыл бұрын
    • isn't the thing he started called Goatem not Boatem?

      @ghanig9948@ghanig99482 жыл бұрын
    • @@ghanig9948 Grian started Boatem, Doc started Goatem (inspired by Boatem)

      @bananabro1010@bananabro10102 жыл бұрын
  • False's line of "I'm the queen of hearts, heads and body parts" is probably my favorite thing about this entire track

    @BeepBoopBee@BeepBoopBee Жыл бұрын
    • And foreshadowing something 👀👀 Cough cough empires smp cough cough

      @SkSkNutella@SkSkNutella Жыл бұрын
    • @@SkSkNutella I don't think that's intentional. Would be fun if that line makes a return in empires smp though

      @BeepBoopBee@BeepBoopBee Жыл бұрын
    • @@BeepBoopBee it’s not intentional lol I just kept singing it during her vid today lol

      @SkSkNutella@SkSkNutella Жыл бұрын
  • 🔥🔥🔥

    @FalseSymmetry@FalseSymmetry5 жыл бұрын
    • I finally remixed you Falseeeee I'm happy you have no idea

      @elybeatmaker@elybeatmaker5 жыл бұрын
    • I can just see Falsie with the mic drop :P

      @HeavyD33@HeavyD335 жыл бұрын
    • Did you, Wels, & Impulse write your own verses? They were 🔥.

      @nekaudi4372@nekaudi43725 жыл бұрын
    • I like ur line the most XDDD 😂

      @robitzaul1689@robitzaul16895 жыл бұрын
    • I really like the way your part comes of as not showboating but more Well Obviously. Nicely done.

      @lucidmoses@lucidmoses5 жыл бұрын
  • Y’all are slaying me twice! I’ve gotta remove another head from the G Team life wall!

    @JoeHillsTSD@JoeHillsTSD5 жыл бұрын
    • Haha!

      @_LeondeHaas_@_LeondeHaas_5 жыл бұрын
    • NO PLS

      @jackeroni216@jackeroni2165 жыл бұрын
    • I believe in G Team!

      @captainnomekop5056@captainnomekop50565 жыл бұрын
    • You sould make renbog a mole for team g

      @CSXrailfan814@CSXrailfan8145 жыл бұрын
    • So thats way there was a g team head missing

      @renight6476@renight64765 жыл бұрын
  • Impulse always sounds like hes smilling

    @_Smatyy@_Smatyy2 жыл бұрын
    • can agree

      @ItzWaterWheelz@ItzWaterWheelz2 жыл бұрын
    • He does, isnt it weird

      @m0ddotrar@m0ddotrar2 жыл бұрын
    • That’s because he’s caffeinated, animated-

      @seineevee@seineevee Жыл бұрын
    • I don’t think he can be mad it’s not possible

      @chubbyanimalenthusiast70@chubbyanimalenthusiast70 Жыл бұрын
    • @@chubbyanimalenthusiast70 imagine him shouting in anger, literally impossible

      @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 Жыл бұрын
  • My impression: Doc - legendary and intimidating Wels - incredible rapping False - MURDER Impulse - Tango bad, fire good Xisuma - Cute and very good rhymes Remdog - First letter of alphabet and sound effects Mumbo - The usual triple mole bananas maneuver

    @cosinex8361@cosinex83612 жыл бұрын
    • 100%

      @ava10110@ava10110 Жыл бұрын
    • False *MURDER* lol 😂

      @chubbyanimalenthusiast70@chubbyanimalenthusiast70 Жыл бұрын
    • False: “OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!”

      @SkSkNutella@SkSkNutella Жыл бұрын
    • “False : MURDER” Why is this hilarious

      @TheHeartlessSpirit_.@TheHeartlessSpirit_. Жыл бұрын
    • False: MURDERER

      @ell4450@ell4450 Жыл бұрын
  • *Top 10 rappers eminem was too afraid to diss*

    @thanhhoang7335@thanhhoang73355 жыл бұрын
    • *Top 6 and Mumbo

      @Moon_Jam08@Moon_Jam085 жыл бұрын
    • @@Moon_Jam08 *Top 10

      @Raenon@Raenon5 жыл бұрын
    • GG mate

      @slavicoreo90@slavicoreo905 жыл бұрын
    • Wouldn't be top 7 because there's only seven of them? But I like what you did there.

      @LunealSky@LunealSky5 жыл бұрын
    • Top 6

      @nbsarkar6911@nbsarkar69114 жыл бұрын
  • Xisuma joining Team star and being the admin of the server is basically the PE teacher joining the other team

    @vxr7884@vxr78844 жыл бұрын
    • Lol yea

      @Luna-Taxers@Luna-Taxers4 жыл бұрын
    • oof

      @datboi.66@datboi.664 жыл бұрын
    • but g team won what does that mean

      @micvi8325@micvi83254 жыл бұрын
    • Maybe they gon easy on them......

      @Luna-Taxers@Luna-Taxers4 жыл бұрын
    • Against all odds they won

      @vxr7884@vxr78844 жыл бұрын
  • Everyone sounds like legit rappers and then there’s X sounding adorable for some reason

    @bladelogic923@bladelogic9232 жыл бұрын
    • Ikr!

      @the_Lena_girl@the_Lena_girl2 жыл бұрын
    • Impulse somehow can never sound angry at all

      @ahmed4363@ahmed4363 Жыл бұрын
    • Gay? Confirmed

      @iannorris4927@iannorris4927 Жыл бұрын
    • He had the best flow out of all of them

      @banana7558@banana7558 Жыл бұрын
  • Did anyone else hear Xisumas little “ Wohoo” after Wels part?It was adorable!!

    @hannawickstrom5980@hannawickstrom59803 жыл бұрын
    • He also did a little "Arright" after Impulse's part

      @maxeon0937@maxeon09372 жыл бұрын
    • X is the most wholesome and adorable little derp in all of hermitcraft

      @ultramusickid4812@ultramusickid48122 жыл бұрын
    • he's just a little guy!

      @cobblestonebee@cobblestonebee2 жыл бұрын
    • Thank you so much for telling me I replayed it and heard it

      @thatonewatercat@thatonewatercat Жыл бұрын
    • Xs tone is so adorable

      @chubbyanimalenthusiast70@chubbyanimalenthusiast70 Жыл бұрын
  • Season 6: "It all started when Grian touched my redstone" Season 7: "It all started when Grian Stole my frontdoor"

    @rassu_serru@rassu_serru3 жыл бұрын
    • Nah, Its because Grian started the mycelium resistance

      @Ca11MeCyber@Ca11MeCyber3 жыл бұрын
    • Yep

      @JaneLeeHealthWellnessCareer@JaneLeeHealthWellnessCareer3 жыл бұрын
    • No bro it started when scar removed mycelium from the district

      @IDidNotCommitWarCrimesInSerbia@IDidNotCommitWarCrimesInSerbia3 жыл бұрын
    • Well it's five months later, and now they're in the same team, viva la resistance

      @Master-zb3fk@Master-zb3fk3 жыл бұрын
    • @@Ca11MeCyber r/wooosh

      @parentheses4662@parentheses46623 жыл бұрын
  • Grian: joins Hermitcraft. Grian: starts singing weird songs. Grian: begins tag. Grian: threatens to take Mumbo’s mustache away. Grian: really does take Mumbo’s mustache away. Grian: builds an immensely tall base. Grian: commences civil war. That’s Grian’s black history.

    @yinlee2575@yinlee25755 жыл бұрын
    • Grian: Invites Iskall to this messing around group Grian: Builds a shop Grian: Messes up the redstone of the shop Grian: Helps breed villagers Grian: Sees the villagers die again Grian: Breeds more villagers Grian: Builds more things in a village Grian: Pranks people Possible: Grian = Poultry Man?

      @Sanjay.2133@Sanjay.21334 жыл бұрын
    • Me: Um.

      @Sanjay.2133@Sanjay.21334 жыл бұрын
    • How has no one mentioned Poultry Man

      @thebadishradish@thebadishradish4 жыл бұрын
    • Grian: also starts a rocket launcher battle

      @milkmangarffan@milkmangarffan4 жыл бұрын
    • Grian: Starts a build off.

      @XenophonSoulis@XenophonSoulis4 жыл бұрын
  • “Who’s the better team? There is no controversy, but before it’s said and done, y’all be BEGGIN’ us for mercy” That line is so good

    @Locket.L@Locket.L2 жыл бұрын
    • Impulse's entire verse is absolute fire let's be real

      @aceofarthropods2597@aceofarthropods2597 Жыл бұрын
  • “Cleo don’t know what she freaking with.” Rendog could be the clean version of snoop dog

    @davidbakke9293@davidbakke92933 жыл бұрын
    • Welp

      @trombone28@trombone282 жыл бұрын
    • I approve

      @bananabro1010@bananabro10102 жыл бұрын
    • LMAO RIGHT

      @datsmia1179@datsmia11792 жыл бұрын
    • @@trombone28 lol it translated “Welp” to puppy

      @pumpkins2796@pumpkins27962 жыл бұрын
  • Awesome job as always!

    @WelsknightGaming@WelsknightGaming5 жыл бұрын
    • Your verse was so good wels!

      @elybeatmaker@elybeatmaker5 жыл бұрын
    • Wels, you absolutely killed it!

      @HeavyD33@HeavyD335 жыл бұрын
    • All though you aren’t a rapper I’m really, really feeling your part!!!!!!

      @mintpotato3272@mintpotato32725 жыл бұрын
    • Everyone was fire, but i think Wels definitely had it the best!

      @faizfrez2729@faizfrez27295 жыл бұрын
    • Unreal! You killed it Wels, well done! Your lines were perfectly executed :)

      @h3r0dgames@h3r0dgames5 жыл бұрын
  • all the hermits: rap ren: let's study the alphabet

    @zekeggy@zekeggy3 жыл бұрын
    • AYY

      @jdgfshdjfkakahdkshfhdjdh@jdgfshdjfkakahdkshfhdjdh3 жыл бұрын
    • BEE

      @sam-ny8ro@sam-ny8ro3 жыл бұрын
    • SEA

      @depressoespresso5904@depressoespresso59043 жыл бұрын
    • this is the best comment no doubt

      @gray7490@gray74903 жыл бұрын
    • EY

      @zekeggy@zekeggy3 жыл бұрын
  • Just imaging doc in his room saying "hermitgang" over and over again 😭

    @Cats.and.sadness@Cats.and.sadness Жыл бұрын
    • I want to draw this

      @basilbat273@basilbat273 Жыл бұрын
    • That isn't Ren?

      @akshatsinghal5293@akshatsinghal52932 ай бұрын
  • Doc: his personal property being assaulted by Grian Wels: Becomes Rap god. Talks about swords False: Literal Murder Impulse: Tango Betraying him and red stone stuff Xisuma: Cute British roasts Ren: Alphabetic learning and the LADIES, obviously

    @ChromaWRLD999@ChromaWRLD9992 жыл бұрын
    • Cute British roasts...

      @WonkyWater-YT@WonkyWater-YT Жыл бұрын
    • Not the first time Grian has touched Docs redstone and had an unfavorable reaction 💀

      @Dragon_Fire_2468@Dragon_Fire_2468 Жыл бұрын
    • @@Dragon_Fire_2468 THE INCIDENT

      @WonkyWater-YT@WonkyWater-YT Жыл бұрын
    • @@WonkyWater-YT Who wants to join hermitcraft now? Two open spots. The two members who …left… were builders. Now anyone who wants join has high expectations

      @ChromaWRLD999@ChromaWRLD999 Жыл бұрын
    • Mumbo: BANANAS

      @rylennicoleaguas4035@rylennicoleaguas40356 ай бұрын
  • When a Minecraft remix has better production quality than songs that reach the top downloaded on iTunes

    @adryd@adryd5 жыл бұрын
    • Aww ari!!! You're the best

      @elybeatmaker@elybeatmaker5 жыл бұрын
    • The top downloads are often crap.

      @xHadesStamps@xHadesStamps5 жыл бұрын
    • With the current trend for shit music that's to be expected. (If you listen shit music it does *NOT* mean you have a personality, it means you have shit music taste, and likely completely 0 personality)

      @AmorDeae@AmorDeae5 жыл бұрын
    • It’s almost like the hermits have found a second or third career. Considering how much effort goes into properly annunciating words on their channels it seems this work is a walk in the park.

      @eswing2153@eswing21535 жыл бұрын
    • @@AmorDeae And I don't understand *why* crap music is currently trending. It's absolutely stupid.

      @xHadesStamps@xHadesStamps5 жыл бұрын
  • Amazing remix Ely! Can't stop head nodding to this :)

    @impulseSV@impulseSV5 жыл бұрын
    • impulseSV BANNANAS

      @leizurly@leizurly5 жыл бұрын
    • Your part fits you well. Nicely done.

      @lucidmoses@lucidmoses5 жыл бұрын
    • Your part in this song is the best! You sound like an actual rapper!

      @maxhaibara8828@maxhaibara88285 жыл бұрын
    • That verse was like Eminem, you killed it!!! Great job

      @Moon_Jam08@Moon_Jam085 жыл бұрын
    • Killing it! Even better the 2nd time round!

      @h3r0dgames@h3r0dgames5 жыл бұрын
  • I got recommended this at the PERFECT time. Grain has, once again, touched Doc’s Redstone.

    @cairoraiser9338@cairoraiser9338 Жыл бұрын
    • WORD

      @starblitzz7283@starblitzz7283 Жыл бұрын
    • I legit thought Doc would get 2 more kills

      @familytablet6453@familytablet645310 ай бұрын
    • who is this grain character?

      @user-sx6el5ef4c@user-sx6el5ef4c9 ай бұрын
    • Who's Grain?

      @jennifergonzalez6884@jennifergonzalez68847 ай бұрын
    • Especially the grian and scar

      @Biryani2op@Biryani2op6 ай бұрын
  • This is an original song but it sounds so like a minecraft parody LMAO, cool rap!!!!!!

    @Pixelcraftian@Pixelcraftian Жыл бұрын
    • That’s because it’s a Gucci Gang parody lol

      @cin3859@cin3859 Жыл бұрын
    • @@cin3859 OHHHH TAHTS WHY IT HERMIT GANG LOLOLOL

      @UtopiaYA@UtopiaYA Жыл бұрын
  • I had to drink fire resistance potions after Xisuma's part

    @vishalbhat8602@vishalbhat86024 жыл бұрын
    • This metaphor is better than the whole rap, and that is saying a lot.

      @wynnew.3401@wynnew.34014 жыл бұрын
    • Dear Charlie The Freak Of Nature, I respectfully disagree. Sincerely, Jack

      @jackdouglass3364@jackdouglass33644 жыл бұрын
    • @@jackdouglass3364 so smooth lol

      @zenokoo8882@zenokoo88824 жыл бұрын
    • *x gOnNa gIvE iT tO yA*

      @junk2422@junk24224 жыл бұрын
    • @@junk2422 Burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds, it's absurd how my rhymes got them injured - my favourite part lmao

      @vishalbhat8602@vishalbhat86024 жыл бұрын
  • Aight G team. It's time to respond. Here. Grian: Hahahahaha! You guys call that a rap? Come on, G team, let’s show ‘em how it’s done. *Beat begins* I’m a lyrical miracle And I’ve come to attack Cuz if STAR team wants the W They’ll have to hack Our base is superior To some stone turtle shell Your team is trash tier And we can all tell Your members are lacking You’re missing skills that you need So fix your team up, Doc, or you’ve got no chance to succeed! Mumbo: Im the definition of a redstone master Thank God I’m out of STAR That team is a disaster I unleash deadly traps And laugh as you die I’m glad there’s no blood in Minecraft Cuz I’d ruin my tie All I need is a dispenser and a stack of TNT And I’d light up the STAR team base What a sight that would be And now I’m left with only one more thing to say I could beat the STAR team if I was AFK! *Hermit gang chorus* Tango: Ay yo wassup it’s double T With emphasis on the G You say it takes two to Tango But it takes more to beat me! And now let me bring up a simple fact of the matter I spit fire with a button The STAR team needs a batter! I make amazing machines So G team has this in the bag Cuz all that STAR team machines do Is generate too much lag! Zombiecleo: Drown you watch you die Or shoot you out of the sky Or sneak into your base If I’m feeling sly I can do all of that with ease STAR team winning? Oh, please. I’ll bring them down to their knees They’ll do as the G team decrees Call me a zombie But I’m still faster than you Comin’ atcha sword swinging Whatcha gonna do? I’ll set the battlefield ablaze Stepping calmly through the haze And when the STAR team sees me? Then it’s the end of their days. *Hermit gang chorus* Stressmonster: The Ice Queen is here So STAR team know your place Oh what’s that I hear? The G team winning the race My heart may be cold But my bars are still fire If you think that STAR team’s better Then frankly you’re a liar. I think I’ve figured out what STAR stands for S for stupid, T for tryhard, A for arrogant, R for really needs ore But you get none Go home STAR team, you’re done. Your team has Falsesymmetry? No wonder her fans all go to me. JoeHills: I don’t need to do much I’ve already murdered you with words And now the STAR team is trying to call us nerds? I already destroyed you once So get ready to throw down Cuz I’m about to spit some rhymes At about the speed of sound *Really quickly* I’m killin’ the village I pillage Now just imagine the village is STAR team Y’all tryin’ to dream But I’ll make you scream STAR is like a quilt So let me tear the seam *back to normal speed* Yeah which team is better It’s plain to see Because you can’t spell the words Hermit Gang Without the G! *Hermit gang chorus* Iskall: Just one member left It all comes down to me I've gotta save our flag And kill Falsey But that's easy Oops, did we win the war? Awww, that's too bad I wanted more! But enough is enough We've already won GGs all That was fun! But we can now see the victory No rematch, sorry STAR That's just how it be! Jevin: I'm the pinnacle of gamer The STAR team is lookin' lamer We got all the dia To the STAR team we say cya And we wouldn't wanna be ya But I just got an idea Why doesn't everyone just have fun Well, that is, now that this job's done We don't have to look back at those fights Except, of course, for bragging rights Well I think that's all I need to say So to STAR team I you bid good day Now would they please just go away? Our G Team party is today *Hermitgang chorus*

    @badgoblinYT@badgoblinYT5 жыл бұрын
    • Rip Joe and Jevin

      @ruisdier8574@ruisdier85745 жыл бұрын
    • Rip iskall

      @zoim4131@zoim41315 жыл бұрын
    • First TFC Wasn't in G Team. Second where's Isk and Joe in all of this?

      @reapervalentin9167@reapervalentin91675 жыл бұрын
    • @@reapervalentin9167 Yes I know, I just wanted to include him to make him feel better that he missed the war. (JK) I just realized I mixed up Joe's and TFC's name. Whoooooooooooops. And Iskall I just don't know stuff about. I'll maybe add a verse tho?

      @badgoblinYT@badgoblinYT5 жыл бұрын
    • ALRIGHT EVERYONE! CALM DOWN! I ADDED ISKALL, AND CHANGED TFC TO JOE. JEEZ. lol sry

      @badgoblinYT@badgoblinYT5 жыл бұрын
  • " 4 years later "... It all stars when grian and scar touched my redstone.

    @arengierng552@arengierng552 Жыл бұрын
    • I legit thought Doc would get 2 more kills

      @familytablet6453@familytablet645310 ай бұрын
  • "It all started when Grian touched my redstone" couldn't be more relevant now after THE INCIDENT

    @OmerLink54@OmerLink54 Жыл бұрын
    • I legit thought Doc would get 2 more kills

      @familytablet6453@familytablet645310 ай бұрын
  • Doc; **epic, flawless* Wels; **epic, flawless** False; **straight up murder but still flawless** Impulse; **sounds like a professional** X; **very very British but still fire** RenDog; **Pure fire and epic** Mumbo; **Nervously sweats**

    @Ace_Unic0rn@Ace_Unic0rn4 жыл бұрын
    • Bananas

      @ricardoghaoui2496@ricardoghaoui24963 жыл бұрын
    • Bannanas

      @grain9582@grain95823 жыл бұрын
    • Bananas

      @greyholmes2565@greyholmes25653 жыл бұрын
    • Bananas

      @alyssa6918@alyssa69183 жыл бұрын
    • Adds myself: rapping way too fast at five am

      @potatokid1221@potatokid12213 жыл бұрын
  • Love it! You've done it again, sir!

    @familycraftdad@familycraftdad5 жыл бұрын
    • Thank you FCD!

      @elybeatmaker@elybeatmaker5 жыл бұрын
    • hello

      @RiceNoodles_@RiceNoodles_5 жыл бұрын
    • Your turn fcd

      @jeremiahperrault648@jeremiahperrault6485 жыл бұрын
    • @@jeremiahperrault648 oof! I'm sure that, if he does it, it'll be incredible!

      @elybeatmaker@elybeatmaker5 жыл бұрын
    • SIr? hes an alien!

      @bibster5771@bibster57715 жыл бұрын
  • I've heard this song a million times and I'm still hearing things that ive never heard before. Like when X says woohoo after Wels says go home nerds

    @GalaxyPrincessK@GalaxyPrincessK3 жыл бұрын
    • I heard a scream when someone commented there was one in Doc's bit

      @depressoespresso5904@depressoespresso59043 жыл бұрын
    • Am I the only one who sometimes hears 'Hermit gay' instead of "Hermit gang"? It's just me.. Ok

      @Laura_Sim1235@Laura_Sim12353 жыл бұрын
    • Damn you are 50% of the views then

      @Red_Neck@Red_Neck2 жыл бұрын
    • @@Red_Neck why is this funny to me

      @teddycat7218@teddycat72182 жыл бұрын
    • Omg that was the cutest woohoo I’ve ever heard ♥️

      @deborahsheets2604@deborahsheets26042 жыл бұрын
  • Every other Hermit: well thought out rhymes with great rhythm Mumbo: “Banana”

    @Whom_@Whom_3 жыл бұрын
  • Here from the future. A member of G-Team and a member of Team S.T.A.R collaborated to make a charity stream. They have PeAcE

    @carddu@carddu4 жыл бұрын
    • Finally 🙏

      @elybeatmaker@elybeatmaker4 жыл бұрын
    • Not sure doing a charity stream and then calling the other person stinky is peaceful nowadays...

      @r.a.y.28@r.a.y.283 жыл бұрын
    • @@r.a.y.28 lol

      @ethan74759@ethan747593 жыл бұрын
    • Nah it’s peace hush

      @zilix6323@zilix63233 жыл бұрын
    • Rayhan Mahtab lol

      @carddu@carddu3 жыл бұрын
  • Rendog's "B-R-R-A-H" and other sounds seriously give me generikb vibes.

    @LlamaFreak@LlamaFreak5 жыл бұрын
    • For real!

      @elybeatmaker@elybeatmaker5 жыл бұрын
    • It made him sound like a wannabe rapper

      @coolgummybear7798@coolgummybear77985 жыл бұрын
  • “If you think you can stop the symmetry that’s false” bro that was actually kinda awesome

    @greenberrygk@greenberrygk2 жыл бұрын
  • The dislikes are those kids who forgot it was a FRIENDLY Competition

    @PokoTheDinosaur@PokoTheDinosaur3 жыл бұрын
    • Im sick of those kids.

      @DrNoax@DrNoax2 жыл бұрын
    • I was reading through the comments on Doc's video, all of them were making fun of team STAR saying that they were going to lose and G-team is so much better, it is clearly friendly competition and they're all having fun. It's so annoying, please don't let the Hermitcraft fanbase be like this, gotta be better than the next door neighbours

      @chrisongko1780@chrisongko17802 жыл бұрын
    • @@DrNoax Not blaming Grian and Mumbo, but their fanbase is composed of a lot of immature kids though.

      @chrisongko1780@chrisongko17802 жыл бұрын
    • @@chrisongko1780 to be fair at the time i was one of those comments… i wish i wasn’t so dumb at the time

      @PokoTheDinosaur@PokoTheDinosaur2 жыл бұрын
    • @@PokoTheDinosaur We all learn, hopefully others will too.

      @chrisongko1780@chrisongko17802 жыл бұрын
  • Can confirm, this is still fresh in 2020. Edit: Now receiving the seal of freshness in 2021, 2022, 2023, and 2024.

    @wimbeedoodle@wimbeedoodle3 жыл бұрын
    • yes defitlety

      @limestir5974@limestir59743 жыл бұрын
    • Bro I have listening since start of lock down it is the most fresh song I’ve heard this year

      @ykank10@ykank103 жыл бұрын
    • Ya

      @WarchuEX@WarchuEX3 жыл бұрын
    • Aye still good in 2021 xD

      @thewolfofazimuth5828@thewolfofazimuth58283 жыл бұрын
    • Can confirm, this is still fresh in 2021

      @am3thysts@am3thysts3 жыл бұрын
  • I love Impulse and Tango's bromance, it's gotten to the point where Impulse mentions his betrayal in the rap.

    @jemimaryan845@jemimaryan8454 жыл бұрын
    • Duel of fate (idk why I said that)

      @GlennSkywalker2305@GlennSkywalker23054 жыл бұрын
    • And then theirs just zedaph on neither of the teams lol

      @flash_pineapple075@flash_pineapple0753 жыл бұрын
    • @@flash_pineapple075 lmao i love team zit so much

      @jarodon6511@jarodon65113 жыл бұрын
    • @@jarodon6511 ikr, Also Zit. LOL

      @fieryflame1295@fieryflame12953 жыл бұрын
    • @@flash_pineapple075 I wonder how Zed's part would have gone if he was in this rap

      @alyssa6918@alyssa69183 жыл бұрын
  • When i had my 18th birthday party it was themed like a ball in an abandoned castle and I made sure to sprinkle some hermit gang in the playlist to surprise my guests;) people dancing to gothic metal and suddenly being interrupted by this masterpiece was a thing of dreams

    @JuliaElizabethGraves@JuliaElizabethGraves Жыл бұрын
    • that's amazing!

      @-hattyplayzroblox-@-hattyplayzroblox- Жыл бұрын
    • I imagine them jamming out to, "Teenagers" and then just hearing, "IT ALL STARTED WHEN GRIAN TOUCHED MY BUSH-"

      @Eggzellent@Eggzellent Жыл бұрын
    • Order of the Octa also would've been great, full party singing his name is mumbo jumbo 😂

      @Densema@Densema Жыл бұрын
    • you fuxkin loser LMFAOOO

      @SpicyElaichi@SpicyElaichi Жыл бұрын
  • You can hear Impulse smiling as he says his verse

    @funstormkidz803@funstormkidz8033 жыл бұрын
  • Cow goes "moo" Cat goes "meow" Mumbo goes "BANANAS" So what does the fox say?

    @AmorDeae@AmorDeae5 жыл бұрын
    • The fox says, what the heck Mumbo?

      @iansarmiento23@iansarmiento235 жыл бұрын
    • amadeusz antyga I almost forgot that meme!

      @funky_missy@funky_missy5 жыл бұрын
    • @@funky_missy It's a song. Not a meme. How do you think a refined artist like Ylvis would feel when someone called his art a "meme"? Have some respect, you peasant.

      @AmorDeae@AmorDeae5 жыл бұрын
    • @@funky_missy it really wasn't a meme

      @azreal4633@azreal46335 жыл бұрын
    • BANNANAS GO TEAM G

      @leizurly@leizurly5 жыл бұрын
  • Doc: starting a war over a bush Wels: sounds like an actual rapper False: kind of terrifying but it fits her Impulse: why would you betray me tango Xisuma: too cute to actually rap but everyone needed to drink fire resistance after his part Ren: also could be an actual rapper Mumbo: BaNANAs

    @audreyf7540@audreyf75403 жыл бұрын
    • I agree with like x goes woohoo after wels yeah after false then alright after impulse

      @SixthPlanet-jp6te@SixthPlanet-jp6te3 жыл бұрын
    • *gOiN bAnAnAs*

      @depressoespresso5904@depressoespresso59043 жыл бұрын
    • If someone touched a bush in my lawn; i would also start a civil war

      @yNicky987@yNicky9873 жыл бұрын
    • @@yNicky987 same

      @tobikat8865@tobikat88653 жыл бұрын
    • lol code banana

      @meformayor4359@meformayor43593 жыл бұрын
  • Wels is one of the most wholesome people I’ve seen on KZhead and the fact that he’s a rap god makes it even better

    @theemeraldfox2036@theemeraldfox20362 жыл бұрын
    • You'd never think calm and kind wellsknight would be that good at rap.

      @noturkill9879@noturkill98792 жыл бұрын
  • The sequel is coming in 2023! Thanks Grian and Scar

    @elizabethlally2557@elizabethlally2557 Жыл бұрын
    • I legit thought Doc would get 2 more kills

      @familytablet6453@familytablet645310 ай бұрын
  • 2:52 So nobody's going to talk about the most epic thing in this song? ''BLAGH''

    @ruisdier8574@ruisdier85745 жыл бұрын
    • xD

      @dot32@dot325 жыл бұрын
    • 2:53.45

      @akhilemmanuel320@akhilemmanuel3205 жыл бұрын
    • Ruisdier RD what’s the letter that starts the alphabet?

      @llcmr@llcmr4 жыл бұрын
    • @da yo boi lmao

      @ahrwilestorninos8001@ahrwilestorninos80014 жыл бұрын
    • BLA

      @deadpatchmc3577@deadpatchmc35774 жыл бұрын
  • doc in season 6: listen grian nobody touches the bush doc in season 7: listen grian nobody touches the button

    @froirissting66@froirissting663 жыл бұрын
    • @Patrick Kinney the button made by mumbo, it died sadly but it was basically infinity stones but instead of stones, it was belts. watch grian's previous vids for more

      @potatoman4712@potatoman47123 жыл бұрын
    • @Patrick Kinney if you watched in April or may, you know what he's talking about

      @immigrantgaming420epic@immigrantgaming420epic3 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @DGcontext@DGcontext3 жыл бұрын
    • @@immigrantgaming420epic yea

      @cunkie9157@cunkie91573 жыл бұрын
    • are you sure about that Doc

      @depressoespresso5904@depressoespresso59043 жыл бұрын
  • 3 years later and I'm still giddy every time it gets to Ren's part. Lol

    @cileradragonfang@cileradragonfang2 жыл бұрын
    • BUT SAME??!!

      @witchykittyy@witchykittyy2 жыл бұрын
    • Same

      @gianpablosuarez8355@gianpablosuarez8355 Жыл бұрын
    • Literally why I came back to listen this time.

      @forgottenness@forgottenness Жыл бұрын
    • Look who failed the alphabet test

      @TheHeartlessSpirit_.@TheHeartlessSpirit_. Жыл бұрын
    • FOR REAL!!! I love all their parts, but Ren's part would have to be my favorite!

      @Agile_Deer@Agile_Deer Жыл бұрын
  • Everyone else: *talking about hermits rapping* Me: *_setting my xylophone on automatic_*

    @anushadhananjay8715@anushadhananjay87153 жыл бұрын
    • LOL

      @Skiig@Skiig3 жыл бұрын
    • Ah yes, electric xylophone Who needs painos

      @AmandaPespisa@AmandaPespisa3 жыл бұрын
    • @@AmandaPespisa i like painos without the a

      @stylish_pengu@stylish_pengu2 жыл бұрын
  • One thing I learned: Don’t mess with False

    @nautilus8518@nautilus85183 жыл бұрын
    • or perish painfully

      @depressoespresso5904@depressoespresso59043 жыл бұрын
    • @@depressoespresso5904 hahahaha

      @sharannyabiswas1433@sharannyabiswas14333 жыл бұрын
    • I’m good a pvp so ima take that as a bet

      @amyt4517@amyt45173 жыл бұрын
    • Damn, the way False raps is really scary. lol

      @karmaakabane8261@karmaakabane82613 жыл бұрын
    • False Supremacy

      @julianthebagel2299@julianthebagel22993 жыл бұрын
  • Xisuma's is soo good with his posh English accent trying to rap 😂

    @jraqn@jraqn3 жыл бұрын
    • so true

      @GlowSquibs@GlowSquibs3 жыл бұрын
    • Lol so true

      @ducky4evr207@ducky4evr2073 жыл бұрын
    • true! but i wouldn’t say X’s accent is very posh for english lol

      @alexfarnham2167@alexfarnham21673 жыл бұрын
    • @@alexfarnham2167 agreed, not exactly posh English but he sounds great and quite different to the others

      @elenamccracken544@elenamccracken5443 жыл бұрын
    • @@elenamccracken544 No for British it's pretty much the opposite of posh. London suburbs are the only places where people normally speak worse than that

      @NotDominic26@NotDominic263 жыл бұрын
  • Id like to say, Impulse really doesnt get enough credit for his crazy rhyme scheme, im an actually rap head and his verse was actually pretty impressive, and he was actually saying things. There's a few 6 syllable rhyme schemes in there, great stuff. And Wels' cadence choice was great imo, I've for sure heard actual rappers use that cadence and he does it surprisingly well. X may not sound that good to most people, but I love that style of rap too, the layed back "lazy"/calm cadence it actually sounded really really good, especially the "danger danger, i got lasers to cut em up like razers" that sounded like a legit British rap scene way of cadencing that, not to mention its kinda a double entendre, the lasers arent just like, lasers from a weapon, his Guardins actually shoot lasers. Rendog gave me big like, Tech N9ne typa delivery vibes, not on the same level obviously, but the outrageous and over the top shaky voice thing is amazing, again, sounds like something a real rapper might do. Doc's pretty good (dont hate me) but the "Xylophone set on automatic" like just sounds so off to me for some reason and it sours his verse, but i so love how his voice sounds throughout it, the ending is extremely solid too. And False also had some real female rap type of inflections that dont get noticed enough, the like, dragging the end of lines slightly with the hum/buzz sound is very common with many female rap cadences, not to mention her opening line is really really good.

    @tplouffe9226@tplouffe92267 ай бұрын
  • 0:06 “It all started when Grian touched my redstone” Mumbo - First time?

    @sassychip26@sassychip26 Жыл бұрын
  • *I so wish G-team did a response rap!!!!!!!!* 😁😁😁

    @blackout_ct1013@blackout_ct10134 жыл бұрын
    • They've got We Are the Drowned

      @shreyasjoshi5@shreyasjoshi54 жыл бұрын
    • Joe wrote one, lol

      @genesisfrog@genesisfrog4 жыл бұрын
    • Joe's response Look it up bro, gosh it's like you're not even a person that looks up hermitcraft to see the new things. GOSH

      @amankikani4354@amankikani43544 жыл бұрын
    • Joe did already lol

      @shawnosawa5079@shawnosawa50794 жыл бұрын
    • Blackout CT-5864 I’m still waiting AFTER A YEAR RE

      @sun_raymond@sun_raymond4 жыл бұрын
  • “it all started when grian touched my redstone” history repeats itself

    @mrchickinman9984@mrchickinman998411 ай бұрын
  • I love how Grian just touched Docs redstone AGAIN

    @DramaLlama6@DramaLlama6 Жыл бұрын
  • Doc namedropped Etho But where is he in here?? Etho: (drinking tea while watching) that's none of my buisness

    @joseprafol5160@joseprafol51604 жыл бұрын
    • ‘Me reading this in Etho’s voice’

      @its_aeyo@its_aeyo4 жыл бұрын
    • Season 7 of course.

      @mini9024@mini90244 жыл бұрын
    • He’s too busy assasinating BDubs and Keralis

      @y0urmaj3sty@y0urmaj3sty4 жыл бұрын
    • iRain_TM And being assassinated by iskall

      @dylanashford@dylanashford4 жыл бұрын
    • @@y0urmaj3sty You mean trying to assinate keralis

      @18t32@18t324 жыл бұрын
  • G team won the flags Star won the best burns Con Corp won the most profit THE SERVER WON WHEN MUMBO GOT HIS MUSTACE

    @russetbotato3209@russetbotato32095 жыл бұрын
    • Robot g team > hermit gang

      @noodlecoffee193@noodlecoffee1934 жыл бұрын
    • OMG L. O. L!!

      @awesomepossum7420@awesomepossum74204 жыл бұрын
    • cubfan is smart he was double sided and roped scar in too

      @IndustrialParrot2816@IndustrialParrot28164 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @nguyentrinhnamgiang8137@nguyentrinhnamgiang81374 жыл бұрын
    • Star won the rap battle ;•

      @bovvov9703@bovvov97034 жыл бұрын
  • Grian and Scar may have just brought this back today...

    @MicrowaveOvenVideo@MicrowaveOvenVideo Жыл бұрын
    • Just come here after watching both grain and scars episode lol

      @Lola-bn1no@Lola-bn1no Жыл бұрын
    • I legit thought Doc would get 2 more kills

      @familytablet6453@familytablet645310 ай бұрын
  • Who’s ready for round two?

    @petercormack2859@petercormack2859 Жыл бұрын
    • He should have not touch his redstone.

      @funnymaster468@funnymaster468 Жыл бұрын
    • Rip scar and grian

      @DarkPhoenix4768@DarkPhoenix4768 Жыл бұрын
    • Rest in pieces Scar, Grian, and Doc's patience... lol

      @purplejellytotPJT@purplejellytotPJT Жыл бұрын
    • Here after Grian and Scar touched the redstone

      @DesTheBeetle@DesTheBeetle Жыл бұрын
    • Imagine everytime Grian breaks a redstone dust from one of Doc's insane builds, a new edition of hermitgang drops until he is out of existence

      @HeyKevinYT@HeyKevinYT Жыл бұрын
  • don't touch my bush, grian! *touches bush* A WAR STARTS

    @madscientist1045@madscientist10455 жыл бұрын
    • Haytham Achgar there have been worse reasons for wars

      @ethanlawrence5973@ethanlawrence59735 жыл бұрын
    • Grian joins hermitcraft-"oh wow so glad I'm finally here" A few months later-*starts a civil war*

      @izyaboi9844@izyaboi98445 жыл бұрын
    • Grian is a destructive individual, that is required to be a builder. I would know.

      @ThinkOutsideTheBlocks@ThinkOutsideTheBlocks5 жыл бұрын
    • *how the hermitcraft civil war started in a nutshell*

      @NovaKittelson@NovaKittelson5 жыл бұрын
    • It technically started because mumbo was a spoon and died while afk. Thid led to grian and iskall giving him the fork of friendship and pranking him to balance it. Then it just spirals away from there

      @JustJum@JustJum5 жыл бұрын
  • Team star: raps Grian: MUMBO JUMBO YOU ARE AFK I’M GONNA TAKE THAT MUSTACHE AWAY.

    @legacyratrick8237@legacyratrick82374 жыл бұрын
    • Yep pretty much

      @Hello_World_not_taken@Hello_World_not_taken4 жыл бұрын
    • Lol yup!

      @iconifer@iconifer4 жыл бұрын
    • Yup that is the g team theme song

      @Mega-rx9sr@Mega-rx9sr4 жыл бұрын
    • If g-team made a response rap, it would probably be something like that

      @yingzhu3701@yingzhu37014 жыл бұрын
    • basically

      @Nathan-yq5cf@Nathan-yq5cf4 жыл бұрын
  • False and Xisuma rapping is about the funniest thing I have ever heard. I don't know what it is about the British accent, but when you combine it with rap, it's really funny

    @Jaymac720@Jaymac7203 жыл бұрын
  • Xisuma is too nice to be a rapper yet we all needed to take a fire resistance potion cause we stood too close to a star

    @Jay-qk9mk@Jay-qk9mk3 жыл бұрын
  • “I can mumble rap and still be the best there is” Gets me every time.

    @tarkelprice6875@tarkelprice68755 жыл бұрын
    • I can Mumbo rap

      @Sanjay.2133@Sanjay.21334 жыл бұрын
    • more like mumbo rap

      @christianlebaron1407@christianlebaron14074 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah he says he's the best at rapping but he rymed is with is did anyone else notice that?

      @18t32@18t324 жыл бұрын
    • Does... does ren know what mumble rapping is?

      @nolanoliver1761@nolanoliver17614 жыл бұрын
    • Look me in my cold dead eyes and tell me he doesnt sound like stewie from Family Guy during this line

      @runes5407@runes54074 жыл бұрын
  • Team star: Raps Mumbo: B A N A N A

    @andregirgis8846@andregirgis88464 жыл бұрын
    • Banana

      @potatoz2192@potatoz21923 жыл бұрын
    • Bananas

      @gembird2697@gembird26973 жыл бұрын
    • B A N A N A S

      @NegusOwner@NegusOwner3 жыл бұрын
    • *bananas*

      @Daviddity@Daviddity3 жыл бұрын
    • He is team star

      @michelleanderson9587@michelleanderson95873 жыл бұрын
  • Xisumas voice is so chill, I’m suprised they made him sound like he was rapping

    @gottalivehappy@gottalivehappy3 жыл бұрын
  • I am being completed genuine with this, hermitgang got me a girlfriend

    @greenm110@greenm110 Жыл бұрын
    • HAHA HOW? happy for you 😂

      @elybeatmaker@elybeatmaker Жыл бұрын
    • I want to know the story behind this

      @seineevee@seineevee Жыл бұрын
    • This needs an explanation

      @chubbyanimalenthusiast70@chubbyanimalenthusiast70 Жыл бұрын
    • we gon need context lad

      @taxdodger9373@taxdodger9373 Жыл бұрын
    • Listen man, I might need to employ this strategy, you need to tell us.

      @BennettRDavis@BennettRDavis Жыл бұрын
  • Team S.T.A.R : Hermit Gang G-Team : MUMBO JUMBO YOU ARE AFK

    @MollyMoller@MollyMoller5 жыл бұрын
    • No Name *I’M GONMA TAKE THAT MOUSTACHE AWAY*

      @asliceofpizza7656@asliceofpizza76565 жыл бұрын
    • @@asliceofpizza7656 MUMBO MUMBO MUMBO AFKKKKKKKKK

      @anela.51@anela.515 жыл бұрын
    • @@anela.51 I AM GONNA TAKE THAT MOUSTACHE AWAYYY Did i spel moustache right?

      @pxcaraku8019@pxcaraku80195 жыл бұрын
    • Bananas

      @EnabledHearts@EnabledHearts4 жыл бұрын
    • GANG - G G TEAM

      @user-rf7vk7yh9h@user-rf7vk7yh9h4 жыл бұрын
  • Comment Section: False's part is just about murder and death threats! False: *[pulls her trident out of a corpse]* It's called PvP my friends

    @Arcanadragon@Arcanadragon4 жыл бұрын
    • Haha

      @jaydenverhoef5267@jaydenverhoef52674 жыл бұрын
    • @@jaydenverhoef5267 Thanks for liking my comment! :D

      @Arcanadragon@Arcanadragon4 жыл бұрын
    • ​@@mr-xh4ll I have not watched enough of her videos to decide, but I do know she's better at PvP than many of the other hermits. So she can at least stick a trident in one of them ;)

      @Arcanadragon@Arcanadragon3 жыл бұрын
    • And UHC in some cases

      @hesterclapp9717@hesterclapp97173 жыл бұрын
    • @@mr-xh4ll Xisuma is actually one of the best on the server too, but people don't really credit him for it

      @alyssa6918@alyssa69183 жыл бұрын
  • Hermit Gang 2 be like: *"Listen Grian, nobody touches my Grass, you're done..."*

    @RenanOverRenan@RenanOverRenan3 жыл бұрын
    • Doc more like the button

      @cunkie9157@cunkie91573 жыл бұрын
    • I’m just imagining Scar singing that

      @jsw973@jsw9733 жыл бұрын
    • You say that, but he may be joining the resistance.

      @JonTheGeek@JonTheGeek3 жыл бұрын
    • This time it’s scar

      @degistirmelutfen@degistirmelutfen3 жыл бұрын
    • The first line from doc would be "it all started when grian stole my frontdoor"

      @bside4131@bside41313 жыл бұрын
  • The first part hits different now

    @lol_Idk821@lol_Idk821 Жыл бұрын
  • Then: Rendog Abuses Grian With Words Now: Teams Up To Make A Hippie Comune

    @Kim-xu2kv@Kim-xu2kv4 жыл бұрын
    • Now today in 2020: BURN THE WITCH! GIVE ME YOUR FACE!!!

      @vicjaxon4474@vicjaxon44744 жыл бұрын
    • vic jaxon I love all the people from season 7 who keep coming back here

      @sunboy1111@sunboy11114 жыл бұрын
  • Favorite part: Xisuma’s fakeout. You think he’s gonna be embarrassingly lame (that off-key “whaaat”) but then bam he hits that flow! Lyrical boxing indeed.

    @JessIsWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings@JessIsWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings4 жыл бұрын
    • IKR

      @bagelnine9@bagelnine93 жыл бұрын
    • My mans baited us all into thinking he was memeing then spat straight fire

      @youraftermyrobotbee@youraftermyrobotbee3 жыл бұрын
  • False's verse is still sending shivers down my spine. So savage

    @andy_mir@andy_mirАй бұрын
  • Hard to believe that Hermitcraft War I was 5 years ago. I'm old

    @Jaymac720@Jaymac720Ай бұрын
  • Diss track summary 1) Docm77 :- pretty good rapping and opening with strong anger against grian. 2) Welsknight :- great display of rhymes and skills, non violent burn CEO. 3) Flasesymmetry :- literal murder threats that can haunt army personnel, wrestlers and boxers. 4) Impulse :- amazing display of skills and rhymes, sad story of being betrayal. 5) Xisuma :- Fantastic rhymes, the cute little English accent made it seem harmless. 6) Rendog :- English classes weren't completed, I only learned the first letter. But its still great. 7) mumbo-jumbo :- *confused screaming*

    @maitryebhandare599@maitryebhandare5993 жыл бұрын
    • continuation to 5) then we all burned to a crisp

      @depressoespresso5904@depressoespresso59043 жыл бұрын
    • "English classes weren't completed" lol

      @depressoespresso5904@depressoespresso59043 жыл бұрын
    • Ren's best 😂👍🏻

      @abhabaranwal7057@abhabaranwal70573 жыл бұрын
    • mumbo-jumbo - BANANAS!!!!!!!

      @radheyshyam8721@radheyshyam87212 жыл бұрын
    • English men aren't harmless history taught us that

      @miiibbss@miiibbss2 жыл бұрын
  • Almost forgot to listen to this today.

    @dearthofdoohickeys4703@dearthofdoohickeys47035 жыл бұрын
    • HOW DARE

      @hamiltongod@hamiltongod4 жыл бұрын
    • YOU

      @quip1575@quip15754 жыл бұрын
    • [This thread has been closed for necroposting]

      @quip1575@quip15754 жыл бұрын
    • How dare ya

      @qomuka@qomuka4 жыл бұрын
  • 3 most useless bits of info: 1- In the part 'Docmc's comin for you sevenfold', there is a scream in the background 2- In the part 'Once we start something, yknow, we're gonna see it through', ther is a roblox 'oof' in the background 3- You need a fire resistance potion for each hermit, but even a fire resistance potion cannot save you from Mumbo's part...

    @devisaran1963@devisaran19633 жыл бұрын
    • ah tru tru Edit: the scream is hard to hear unless you're looking for it also the "oof" was X saying woo hoo

      @depressoespresso5904@depressoespresso59043 жыл бұрын
  • This aged perfectly.

    @pixelagent007@pixelagent007 Жыл бұрын
  • Season 6 Grian after listening to the diss track: “But why? ☹️☹️” Season 7 Grian: *steals star teams doors* “REVENGE!!!!!!!!!”

    @noah.1111@noah.11113 жыл бұрын
    • HAHAHA

      @depressoespresso5904@depressoespresso59043 жыл бұрын
    • And then HALF of star team joins him....

      @christophersmith1694@christophersmith16943 жыл бұрын
    • yes lol

      @iiAscari@iiAscari2 жыл бұрын
    • I really need to watch season 7

      @Acquiredtype@Acquiredtype2 жыл бұрын
    • yes!!

      @lauraking206@lauraking2062 жыл бұрын
  • "X gonna give it to ya" "X gonna give it to ya" (whhaaaaatt)

    @bren5573@bren55734 жыл бұрын
    • X's voice is too cute for rapping. But doc and wels killed it. And also "im the queen of hearts heads and body parts" has to be my favourite part.

      @_crunchyleaf_398@_crunchyleaf_3984 жыл бұрын
    • Impulse nuked G team with his verse imo

      @jackdouglass3364@jackdouglass33644 жыл бұрын
    • Lyrical boxing dropping blows on all my foes

      @h2squared@h2squared4 жыл бұрын
    • Hol up

      @bakunoxu8156@bakunoxu81564 жыл бұрын
    • i can’t it’s hilarious x is too cute

      @charlotteguy8753@charlotteguy87534 жыл бұрын
  • Doc - Frumpy because bush. Wels - Definitely raps as a second job, but sounds like a spy who doesn't have time for this. False - Remind me to never cross her Impulse - CAFFEINATED INOV- X - Has some cute little comments, he's trying to be serious~ but he's still a derpy spy Ren - I never learned the rest of the alphabet... Mumbo - Oh you- You wanted me to do a verse? I'll have to check with g tea- I MEAN UH- b-bananas YEAH. bananas.

    @Peridotiann@Peridotiann Жыл бұрын
  • I come back to this for a certain reason

    @satyandyka@satyandyka Жыл бұрын
  • _This song is how I started watching Impulse False And Xisuma_

    @nautilus8518@nautilus85183 жыл бұрын
    • i see why impulse and x but i dont know about how I would feel about false xD

      @noahnottj_8135@noahnottj_81353 жыл бұрын
    • Lmao same-

      @DGcontext@DGcontext3 жыл бұрын
    • A perfect beginning! =D

      @longshot9757@longshot97573 жыл бұрын
    • U mean exxx aaaiii sumua voyaadd

      @jyotisoni2359@jyotisoni23592 жыл бұрын
    • Wait is Xisuma’s MC skin DoomGuy?

      @RiceFieldWarrior808@RiceFieldWarrior8082 жыл бұрын
  • 0:44 did he really just say that?? - *you go to court* - Judge- "You are guilty of being dead."

    @nar5205@nar52055 жыл бұрын
    • Doc: It all started when Grian touched my redstone Me: That does make sense. He played himself like a xylophone set on automatic, Me: If he did...then does it mean that your redstone is an automatic xylophone Doc Monster is a savage, with technical skill Me: I don't get it. Why do you want to make an automatic xylophone and crazy vocal acrobatics M: Says the person who includes the fact that their redstone is an automatic xylophone I'm a legend of the NHO, with etho, beef and double O M: I'm pretty sure you don't have two O's in your name (bdubs: MMMHHHHMMMM) M: See? Bdubs agrees DocMC is coming for you sevenfold M: Why me? You're not targeting the real enemy, at least to you! Got Rendog and other firemen M: Wait. But that means Team Stupid Terrible And Repugnant extinguish fires. Which they don't. And, Rendog's at the end. to douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan, Iskall can try again M: Which you don't do. And what should Iskall try again, failing? Because I think you guys did that. Wels: You think I'm in hiding, I'm just biding my time M: To do what? Putting pen to paper, coming up with rhymes M: You take like a year to come up with. While G-Team, I guess do it automatically in response We're the star-studded group that got together just to crush you M: Yes, you guys are the Stupid Terrible And Repugnant team. Once we start something you know we're gonna see it through M: See it through some glass. Hiding. I'm the knight, the Soldier who brings the fight at first light M: Which I would think would not be a good idea, because some fights are at the night. Y'all had to incite, so now I gotta indict M: You're guilty of being murdered with words You're guilty of getting murdered with words M: COPY-CAT! You are guilty! Y'all are out-gunned, go home nerds M: I am a nerd myself, and I am proud. You guys are all strong, but brains beat brawn. Hermit Gang x 16 M: How lousy. You guys can't even come up with something else besides Hermit Gang 16 times. False: if you think you can stop the symmetry, that's false M: You think the symmetry of you guys winning and the other team is thinks the same is false. Wrong! Even though you think just changing your username will work, the true symmetry is that you guys lose, and the other team thinks that you guys will lose. G-team is dialing for help, but I'm ignoring their calls M: You guys are the ones who are dialing for help. Your team name. And usernames. Doc is not a Doctor, Wels is not Well, False Symmetry admits that her symmetry is false, Impulse is not having a pulse, X is not buried treasure, and Ren Dog, is not a dog, he's an outlier. and when their bodies dissolve, you'll know that falseys on a killing spree M: Grammar matters! I know! Falseys is not a word! Besides, you guys are the false ones. You tell lies, and your lie is that you guys are on a killing spree! try to stop my pvp and perish painfully M: Which is still not true! I'm the queen of hearts, heads and body parts M: So lousy! You guys cant' just say queen of people. And the queen of hearts your diamond armor can't compare to my martial arts M: They can. They will break your fists I'll send a poison dart to make you breathe your final breath M: Darts are not Minecraft G-team's name will be the only thing left M: Says the losers, and I forgot who was on your team. I forgot what STAR stood for, so I searched it up and it was not there. You guys didn't have something for STAR to stand for, so I helped you! Impulse: Caffeinated, animated, redstone innovator! M: Thanks for describing me! I am energetic, and always moving. A redstone innovator! My behavior's crazy, can't phase me, impulse is never lazy M: Impulse is without a pulse. You claim that you do, by saying, I'm Pulse, but your name is not Pulse Tango, why would you betray me, now my scope is aiming M: Because Tango knows that your little thing will fail. Everyone knows that Better run for cover from all the ghast balls that I be taming M: Oh yay! As if TNT is not a thing Without a sound, without no hesitation, my creations are amazing M: Better watch your step, or the STAR team will end up blazing! Better watch your step or the G Team will end up blazing M: You're as fake as Wels! Or any of your teammates Who's the better team, there is no controversy M: Yep, G-Team! Oh, it was STAR? There is controversy then. But before it's said and done you'll be begging us for mercy M: Which I'm not! I already said it! Hermit Gang x 16 M: Impulse, you claimed that you were not lazy. But you are lazy enough to put Hermit Gang 16 times here X: X gone give it to ya, I'm gone give it to ya M: You're gone X gone give it to ya, WHAT M: Yes, WHAT! is correct! You are shocked to hear such great words! Lyrical boxing, dropping blows on all my foes M: Thanks for saying my next line! And the G Team they're looking unclean needing some sunscreen M: Um, in case you don't know sunscreen doesn't clean Getting burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds M: Says the guy who claims that sunscreen cleans Its absurd how my rhymes got them injured M: Are you sure about that? I'm not injured. If you're strong enough to hurt powerful KZheadrs, why not hurt me? Becuase you can't! DANGER DANGER M: Danger! Yes! I'm Danger! Finally! I got lasers to cut em up like razors M: If I'm a danger, and you don't use your lasers, it means you are a coward Its flexin season and I got flavor M: Flavor! I'll have the strawberry flavor, please! Their weak defenses like trenches and fences M: Your builds are TERRIBLE! You aren't futuristic! You are so behind on the times! Futuristic tech always beats past tech That these dense heads are presenting M: Like you! I guess your heads are so dense that you will explode! And lose all of your team's lives! They're presenting them alright, they're not very good M: I know, you're presentation is so horrible! I could walk over that, I could jump over that, I could use an ender pearl M: Are you sure? You could, but you cannot, since your team can't afford to walk, jump, or use an ender pearl... I could use my elytra M: ...Or use an elytra. You do have an elytra, but its broken and you are too poor to mend it Come on G Team, jeeze. M: Finally, you realized that G team has Gs in their name! Yeah, Gs! Hermit Gang x 16 M: See how lonely Ren is? You do 2 players rapping before Hermit Gang 16 times comes up! Ren is lonely, but you don't care Rendog: Now I'm back, got some things I wanna say M: Okay, go on, I don't have anything to say, YET Whats the letter that starts the alphabet, A M: Yes, your presentation is so horrible! I could kill it with the lightest punch in Minecraft, with a weakness potion! Ladies gotta get in line, the diggity's be on the way M: I'm not a lady, and your name is not Diggity. Cleo don't know who shes freaking with M: Excuse me? Who is this Cleo you speak of? Did you mean Gleo? All the signs say to notify her next of kin M: The signs say it is time for mortal peril. For you This diggity dog be dropping bombs, nothing but hits M: You're not a dog, you're an outlier, don't you know that? Spit that rhyme again again, cause the message is M: Again Again? Wow, such a bad rapper I can mumbo rap and still be the best there is M: Mumbo Rap? You can't! You never said Bananas! Hermit Gang x 16 M: Says the losers! Except, Mumbo's not a loser! Mumbo: Oh you wanted me to do a verse? I'll have to check with G Team- Me: See? Mumbo's busy, not lazy like you guys! I mean uh, I'd have to, I'll have to check with my schedule Me: And he has a full schedule! And see if I can...see if I'm able to do that sort of thing Me: Mumbo can even Mumbo rap! I'm a busy guy... Me: He is right! He can redstone, unlike you Doc! I'd have to do a verse. You know. Me: You guys don't know what verse is, do you? BANANAS. Me: That's such a good word! You guys don't put that in your rap! You know. I'd have to do a verse. Me: He has to Mumbo Rap a verse! BANANAS. BANANAS BANANAS. BANANAS. Me: Yes! See? I just don't know if its a good idea for me to be part of this song really... Me: Mumbo, it's a good idea. BTW, it's Mumbo Gumbo.

      @Sanjay.2133@Sanjay.21334 жыл бұрын
    • Copied

      @yashkale1689@yashkale16894 жыл бұрын
    • Judge: Your punishment is the death penalty

      @melonstuff305@melonstuff3054 жыл бұрын
    • Sanjay uhh.. I love G-team & all but I think you took this a bit too seriously

      @peanutbrittle6246@peanutbrittle62464 жыл бұрын
    • @@Sanjay.2133 You need some help?

      @swordzanderson5352@swordzanderson53524 жыл бұрын
  • Rendog: “I can mumble rap and still be the best there is” 10/10, defo the the most humble flex rap. Great work! I really enjoy listening to the remixes

    @randominternetstranger1148@randominternetstranger11483 жыл бұрын
  • docs first line reached prophecy status..

    @AkiSan0@AkiSan0 Жыл бұрын
  • "Whats the letter that starts the alphabet: A!" best god damn lyric of all time

    @FrellyGaming@FrellyGaming3 жыл бұрын
    • “I can mumble rap and still be the best there is” - RD :)

      @owenpanici9377@owenpanici93773 жыл бұрын
    • Lmao

      @lunajayxx@lunajayxx3 жыл бұрын
    • And *shwsshwwhsshshwshwhs* from *Bill Wurtz.*

      @cheese5207@cheese52073 жыл бұрын
    • Frelly no he said “ay” Read da goddam lyrics

      @nautilus8518@nautilus85183 жыл бұрын
    • NautilusYT r/wooOOsh

      @lunajayxx@lunajayxx3 жыл бұрын
  • Don't trust rendog guess what he has... A G IN HIS NAME

    @enanan4@enanan45 жыл бұрын
    • Oh he's getting info he's a spy

      @sushimario1367@sushimario13674 жыл бұрын
    • Fire mumbo get the doG

      @janetakerele8853@janetakerele88534 жыл бұрын
    • Welsni(g)ht

      @EnabledHearts@EnabledHearts4 жыл бұрын
    • .... cue dramatic music.

      @kiancroxall2099@kiancroxall20994 жыл бұрын
    • iGevin is teh best

      @danielsniderman2090@danielsniderman20904 жыл бұрын
  • Everyone: G team sucks Mumbo: bananas

    @davidbakke9293@davidbakke92933 жыл бұрын
  • After detonating docs tunnel bore grian had better get ready for hermitgang v2 😂

    @reverberer@reverberer Жыл бұрын
  • Wels: “Yall are outgunned, go home nerds!” Xisuma: “woohoo”

    @Lenny-ue8hk@Lenny-ue8hk5 жыл бұрын
  • Everyone: *fighting to have the best rhymes* False: Killing is cool

    @nugget4_@nugget4_3 жыл бұрын
  • Impulse's multisyllabics were actually 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    @chickennugget9254@chickennugget92543 жыл бұрын
    • I don't know why this isn't talked about more, as a rap head, his verse actually sounded the most like legit rap

      @tplouffe9226@tplouffe92267 ай бұрын
  • cant wait for hermitgang part 2

    @nuIIify@nuIIify Жыл бұрын
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