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The Truth About The Titanic Submarine Mission | Ari Shaffir

Ari Shaffir
2023 ж. 25 Мау.
110 194 Рет қаралды
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Standup Comedian Ari Shaffir performing at the Comedy Mothership in Austin, Texas. Tickets on sale now for Ari's next special taping April 26 & April 27 in Washington, DC!
🎟Get tickets here: www.outbackpresents.com/arish...
💥All upcoming shows & tickets: www.arishaffir.com/tour
• Mar 21: Raleigh, NC
• Mar 22: Asheville, NC
• Mar 24: Charleston, SC
• Mar 25: Hoover, AL
• Mar 26: Nashville, TN
• Mar 27: Huntsville, AL
• Mar 28: Knoxville, TN
• Mar 29: Memphis, TN
• Mar 30: Lexington, KY
• Mar 31: Cleveland, OH
• Apr 01: Liberty Township, OH
• Apr 03: Columbus, OH
• Apr 04: Grand Rapids, MI
• Apr 05: Detroit, MI
• Apr 27: Washington, DC - special taping!
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www.arishaffir.com/
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Editing: Marisa Pellegrino - @marisa_pellegrino

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  • Ari Shaffir really doesn't let a good tragedy go to waste

    @RobinLundqvist@RobinLundqvist10 ай бұрын

    • Remember that tragedy that occurred? What was it called, oh yes, 9/11. What a national tragedy that was.

      @SuperStruct@SuperStruct10 ай бұрын

    • Wasn’t that Winston Churchill? Lmao

      @aaronjamison5150@aaronjamison515010 ай бұрын

    • This is nothing compared to James Cameron’s tragedy material.

      @GahMorninJulia@GahMorninJulia10 ай бұрын

    • Kobe!

      @MrNicvdb@MrNicvdb10 ай бұрын

    • @RobinLundqvist well said lmao

      @Kustan112@Kustan11210 ай бұрын

  • Thank you for reaffirming what I had suspected happened.

    @hawk1093@hawk109310 ай бұрын

  • I was waiting for Ari’s sympathetic take

    @bnol03686@bnol0368610 ай бұрын

    • Someone knows what side their buttfuked bread is buttfukkin buttered on

      @jacksonscofield7809@jacksonscofield780910 ай бұрын

    • Don't hold your breath...............what they should have told the submariners

      @jackzwahlen764@jackzwahlen76410 ай бұрын

  • That's our Ari being Ari.

    @weneedcriticalthinking@weneedcriticalthinking10 ай бұрын

  • I was part of the recovery team and can confirm that this is what happened.

    @frankmurphy5@frankmurphy510 ай бұрын

    • I was the submarine and can confirm I'm in pain

      @5thdimension665@5thdimension66510 ай бұрын

    • I am the ocean and I can confirm I might have gotten a lil rough last night

      @AaronHarver-dj4yq@AaronHarver-dj4yq10 ай бұрын

    • @@AaronHarver-dj4yq My Dad is the President of the Internet and he says that if you guys don't stop making false claims about yourselves, he will kick you off.

      @Genious.@Genious.10 ай бұрын

    • I’m in recovery and wondering if anybody has some yellow submarines

      @expfcwintergreenv2.02@expfcwintergreenv2.0210 ай бұрын

    • @@Genious. my dads the king of electricity so watch it! Or i'll cut your power

      @5thdimension665@5thdimension66510 ай бұрын

  • I love how pissed off ari makes people, i think thats why i like him

    @sfewgewssdgdsgh@sfewgewssdgdsgh10 ай бұрын

    • DEFINITELY. HE HAS NO SHAME AND NO FEAR. He THRIVES in comedy as soon as anyone dies. I love his unpopular "too soon" takes. They are what will solidify him in the comedy history books. I could only hope and pray to die and have Ari include my death in an uncomfortable bit as soon as i die. Isn't that what you all strive for in this life? ; ]

      @derekcarney@derekcarney10 ай бұрын

    • ​@@derekcarneyI think Sam kinison is his spirit animal... Miss him and adore Ari...

      @bayoubilly5176@bayoubilly517610 ай бұрын

    • ​@@derekcarneyno shame no fear no respect no decency. should coin his brand of comedy "rock bottom humor" dont get me wrong i like it tho

      @starboy32@starboy3210 ай бұрын

    • @@starboy32 His Kobe Bryant controversy, working at the comedy store, his Joe Rogan and Kill Tony appearances, his jobs on comedy central.... 6,000,000 youtube views for Jew. Are you an Ari Denier?!

      @derekcarney@derekcarney10 ай бұрын

    • Lol.

      @derekcarney@derekcarney10 ай бұрын

  • The coast guard did say they heard banging.

    @pfft7738@pfft773810 ай бұрын

    • I truly did laugh out loud.

      @theyetti8811@theyetti881110 ай бұрын

    • @@theyetti8811 the depths some men will go to stay in the closet...smh.

      @pfft7738@pfft773810 ай бұрын

  • Very timely

    @natephant@natephant10 ай бұрын

  • This is the kind of truth that the mainstream media will never show👏👏👏

    @alexcoyg3281@alexcoyg328110 ай бұрын

    • Daily reminder that Gaysenal slipped a 12 point lead 😂😭

      @b4Sed1593@b4Sed15938 ай бұрын

  • ari has the best takes on topical stuff

    @witheredmedia@witheredmedia10 ай бұрын

  • We need more of these standup clips from Ari

    @benitofranklyn4237@benitofranklyn42379 ай бұрын

  • Amazing Ari! Your stuff needs so much more praise like for real.

    @jacocharzukanamericanautho2422@jacocharzukanamericanautho242210 ай бұрын

  • Glad Ari cleared that up for everyone. Especially only nemo being able to judge them. All makes sense now.

    @smokestrong1000@smokestrong100010 ай бұрын

  • Best version i heard so Far .....Ari nailed it Again 👏

    @paulmetesh7981@paulmetesh798110 ай бұрын

  • when you know someone else will make the joke and you just want the credit. Thanks Ari

    @ChristopherAkin42@ChristopherAkin4210 ай бұрын

  • The best take yet!

    @evanbechthold3877@evanbechthold387710 ай бұрын

  • Hands down [asses up] this is The Best Description/Explanation Ever! 🤘🤣

    @DirtyDovi@DirtyDovi10 ай бұрын

  • Ari Shaffer will go down as the best comedic producer I've seen in my life. If you've never watched The Amazing Racist you are missing out-pur gold and black comedy

    @neilpritchard4734@neilpritchard47349 ай бұрын

  • Thought ari was on a hiatus,glad to see him 🙌🏻

    @avi3020@avi302010 ай бұрын

    • I think that he only killed the podcast but is out on tour now.

      @ericbwertz@ericbwertz10 ай бұрын

    • Yeah he said he wouldn't be filmed lol

      @GodbreadGilfredBiago@GodbreadGilfredBiago10 ай бұрын

  • I hope I'm rich and famous enough for Ari to make fun of me when I die

    @Mr.Muscaria@Mr.Muscaria10 ай бұрын

    • Give him 5 bucks and he'll suck you off.

      @maxmeier532@maxmeier53210 ай бұрын

  • Ari...thank you for explaining it too us! 👍😁

    @annmarie6060@annmarie606010 ай бұрын

    • 😘

      @chilidog727@chilidog72710 ай бұрын

  • U just earned a subscriber

    @oghash4912@oghash491210 ай бұрын

  • As these people sadly, very recently passed away some one had to speak the truth on this and as a man from and for the people Ari manned up yet again.

    @GarsonProduction@GarsonProduction10 ай бұрын

  • I always love ari's take on current events

    @gettem6341@gettem634110 ай бұрын

  • YEAH BABY WE MISSED YA

    @LilMushroomTip@LilMushroomTip10 ай бұрын

  • Made my morning always get my news from Ari he's the best LMFAO

    @lostinthegroovepod@lostinthegroovepod10 ай бұрын

  • Ari for President. Much love 😁🥰

    @larrygraham4875@larrygraham487510 ай бұрын

  • Im glad Ari took a full 30 seconds to craft this joke.

    @rticle15@rticle159 ай бұрын

    • Thats how long they lasted in the submarine

      @murdercide4967@murdercide49676 ай бұрын

  • Ari needs to have a news show. This is how I like to consume the news. 😅

    @Android-Zen@Android-Zen10 ай бұрын

    • A news show with Ari and Mark Normand as the desk hosts and Shane Gillis and Theo Von as field correspondents

      @olherb9633@olherb963310 ай бұрын

    • ​@@olherb9633if they did Daily Show exactly as you said I'd watch every fucking episode

      @crisp__@crisp__10 ай бұрын

  • 3 seconds in and I'm already excited

    @hardbrocklife@hardbrocklife10 ай бұрын

  • Solid C+

    @AstroNomik700@AstroNomik70010 ай бұрын

  • Thanks for clearing that up.

    @gitwindoixphog613@gitwindoixphog61310 ай бұрын

  • Love this! I missed the Kobe video

    @TheCokeMan3@TheCokeMan310 ай бұрын

  • Thank you sir. I thought I was the only one who did not care the slightest bit about that situation.

    @dungeonbayshop564@dungeonbayshop56410 ай бұрын

  • I need an Ari Shaffir vlog in my life

    @torontoenvironment9899@torontoenvironment989910 ай бұрын

  • The real answers we've all been waiting for.

    @danclanlynch@danclanlynch10 ай бұрын

  • masterpiece!!

    @nightly522@nightly52210 ай бұрын

  • Miss you Ari

    @jeffreytopnick4710@jeffreytopnick47109 ай бұрын

  • Thank you professor

    @bobcostas6272@bobcostas627210 ай бұрын

  • Ur amazing Ari ❤

    @garygood369@garygood36910 ай бұрын

  • That was fuckin funny. I'm so glad Ari exists. Always around to lighten a tragedy. You're awesome Ari even though you don't read comments 🤣😁🤙

    @bigisaac8060@bigisaac806010 ай бұрын

    • What tragedy?

      @TheSLOShadow@TheSLOShadow9 ай бұрын

  • Hilarious take Ari is the man

    @royalranting119@royalranting11910 ай бұрын

  • Legend!

    @1surfercross@1surfercross10 ай бұрын

  • He actually managed to make a point of it too in the end lol

    @ShortFormLiFe@ShortFormLiFe9 ай бұрын

    • I wonder what he had to think of first then being gay and how it'd make it implode or it imploding and how he can tie that in to them being gay lmao

      @smokestrong1000@smokestrong10009 ай бұрын

  • I was wondering what happened. Thanks,😂😂

    @MrSknottykid@MrSknottykid10 ай бұрын

  • thank you ari.

    @dirtybubbles_gaming@dirtybubbles_gaming9 ай бұрын

  • Well now if Zuckerberg and musk have that jui jitsu match we won't be able to say " the first billionaire to lose to a sub mission"

    @pfft7738@pfft773810 ай бұрын

    • Pfft7738 that’s the best comment I’ve seen probably this whole year

      @jakewardwell1043@jakewardwell104310 ай бұрын

    • @@jakewardwell1043 lol sweet!

      @pfft7738@pfft773810 ай бұрын

    • 🤌

      @LangstonDev@LangstonDev10 ай бұрын

  • My man😂

    @jordanhernandez2937@jordanhernandez293710 ай бұрын

  • Bringing a whole new meaning to (power bottom)

    @AnIgnorantMan@AnIgnorantMan10 ай бұрын

  • Thank God for Ari Shaffir

    @kylecarter1599@kylecarter159910 ай бұрын

  • Love it! 😂

    @senorgringopapi2059@senorgringopapi205910 ай бұрын

  • Hell yeah Ori

    @morganspencer-churchill2136@morganspencer-churchill213610 ай бұрын

  • HAHAHA! It's never too soon, you're keeping the tradition alive, rip gilbert gottfried :D

    @masaharumorimoto4761@masaharumorimoto476110 ай бұрын

  • bravo, bravo!!

    @neverumind7801@neverumind780110 ай бұрын

  • "You cant separate a butt fick circle" 🤣💀

    @itsfine9136@itsfine913610 ай бұрын

  • It’s never soon too 🔜 😂

    @Luhbraindead@Luhbraindead10 ай бұрын

  • goat for tragedy jokes

    @crabshacks_8780@crabshacks_878010 ай бұрын

  • As a member of Seal Team 6 this is exactly what happened on that sub.

    @Magic_dawn@Magic_dawn9 ай бұрын

  • enlightening

    @JJM2222@JJM222210 ай бұрын

  • Banging sounds were detected

    @FatdogBlues@FatdogBlues10 ай бұрын

  • strong!

    @bobbowie9350@bobbowie935010 ай бұрын

  • The most underrated comic

    @bendavis5526@bendavis552610 ай бұрын

  • Ari is such a brave teacher of awareness, I barely laughed, but I wanted to hear everything because this has been a learning moment. Congrats on 6mil

    @user-bo1gf7bg8v@user-bo1gf7bg8v10 ай бұрын

  • He beat up Bobby Lee for owing him 30k 😂

    @ryanbean3548@ryanbean35489 ай бұрын

  • Ari looks like hes about to ask me for spare change as i leave the grocery store (love him tho)

    @mysteryY2K@mysteryY2K10 ай бұрын

  • This might be my favorite joke of the year.

    @zacharywaynewatson8888@zacharywaynewatson888810 ай бұрын

  • Can't wait for you to come to Philly, making wife buy tickets

    @Grommie122@Grommie12210 ай бұрын

  • The first official HOUSE CAM production from the Mothership??? Looks great!

    @pauljoseph8338@pauljoseph833810 ай бұрын

    • Do you know if this is the big or small room?

      @Zackaria_sMax@Zackaria_sMax10 ай бұрын

  • Hilarious 😂😂😂

    @tonybonesLD@tonybonesLD9 ай бұрын

  • Well said ari

    @T25de@T25de10 ай бұрын

  • Did they remove views from his past uploads ? Ari is the fkn Man!! 🎉

    @abelpelayo1669@abelpelayo166910 ай бұрын

  • Ari stands for chaos

    @ku7342@ku734210 ай бұрын

  • I knew it!

    @jeremiahpool7546@jeremiahpool754610 ай бұрын

  • Holy shit i literally had the thought earlier of 'wonder if Ari is gonna comment on the submarine?' Haha yesss 🤣

    @jpierce2l33t@jpierce2l33t10 ай бұрын

  • The master

    @logeydog@logeydog10 ай бұрын

  • crusher 💥💥💥💥💥

    @ejayxray@ejayxray10 ай бұрын

  • I'm glad ari killed the skeptic tank to focus on what he really loves, finding the humor in tragedy

    @SecretWoodshop@SecretWoodshop10 ай бұрын

  • Holy hell, Ari! Hitting it with joke after joke after joke after tag after tag. Fuckin crushing topical material! Hell yeah, doggie, that's my president!

    @heatheverett@heatheverett10 ай бұрын

  • I was wondering when you would strike Ari 😂

    @TheCrazyCanuck420@TheCrazyCanuck42010 ай бұрын

  • well done.

    @soundsz20@soundsz2010 ай бұрын

  • Holy fuck so good. Gotta keep it air tight

    @dialed4life@dialed4life10 ай бұрын

  • Da best

    @eliasdskill5008@eliasdskill500810 ай бұрын

  • The aristocrats!! You are a genius Ari!

    @jessediaz2693@jessediaz269310 ай бұрын

  • Ari is so himself

    @tankhankeress1739@tankhankeress173910 ай бұрын

  • Jeezus 😂😂😂

    @WilliamSmallacombe@WilliamSmallacombe10 ай бұрын

  • u sunk that 1 like kobe at the buzzer

    @s_r3go7@s_r3go710 ай бұрын

  • Yeah getting into a B.F. circle ⭕️ is like a Chinese finger trap. You try to pull out and you just end up backing up further onto the guy behind you… there is no escape..

    @Scrub_Jake@Scrub_Jake10 ай бұрын

  • That is by far the best scientific explanation of the submarine imploding I've heard.

    @j004play@j004play10 ай бұрын

  • That's are Ari being Ari.

    @weneedcriticalthinking@weneedcriticalthinking10 ай бұрын

    • our

      @samuel2415@samuel241510 ай бұрын

    • @@samuel2415 oh my you our correct. = okay that time i did it for a joke. thanks samuel. you rock.

      @weneedcriticalthinking@weneedcriticalthinking10 ай бұрын

  • “Can I complete the most unGodly of all circles”😂

    @thetowertarot13@thetowertarot1310 ай бұрын

    • Just an example of his PERFECT word choice. Concise and descriptive. A lot of other lazy comics should be taking notes.

      @derekcarney@derekcarney10 ай бұрын

  • The Cronkite of our times.Thanks Ari.

    @justmenb3379@justmenb337910 ай бұрын

  • Solid theory

    @denvermike3125@denvermike312510 ай бұрын

  • Sounds legit.

    @APCooper@APCooper10 ай бұрын

  • lol sing it Ari. haha

    @KS-sd3ih@KS-sd3ih10 ай бұрын

  • Ari looks like he’s been walking thru the desert

    @jeffs_outside@jeffs_outside8 ай бұрын

  • Kobe!

    @Kanye_Biden@Kanye_Biden10 ай бұрын

  • Pure science......

    @NCLife-zn9vj@NCLife-zn9vj10 ай бұрын

  • Lmao 🤣 you gotta fuckin love ARI!!! He gives 2 Shits

    @timmueller9095@timmueller909510 ай бұрын

  • Never too soon... Ari is the king of sting... 😬😬😬

    @mikolfarley@mikolfarley10 ай бұрын

  • Ari, please talk to the guys with the weather machine. Tell em Texas has had enough of this heatwave. Make it stahp

    @eviltricster8090@eviltricster80909 ай бұрын

    • They're busy keeping Kanye from making a comeback.

      @arishaffir@arishaffir9 ай бұрын
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