Wifey gonna be mad when she comes home and sees what you two did to her special friend.
@lickitysplitt Жыл бұрын
What if he's a homo? Protip: he is.
@furrystalker3901 Жыл бұрын
😂
@darrito1179 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😭
@divinepowa1474 Жыл бұрын
He's gay so
@collinalvarado1462 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@4eyes239 Жыл бұрын
never seen a grown man and dog fight over a sex toy before.
@god6less Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@naomichan5130 Жыл бұрын
That’s not appropriate, especially for the young audience.
@naomi2093 Жыл бұрын
@@naomi2093 then maybe kids shouldn’t be on this site?
@CarlosReyes-zn6tn Жыл бұрын
Gonuts dog toy for power chewers. Maybe look it up before making everything about the netheregions.
@snoozebutton23 Жыл бұрын
Dog said: it's my turn!!
@nazicoco8537 Жыл бұрын
Had to check the comments to make sure it wasn't just me
@lukespaulding19466 ай бұрын
Not at all. Weird stuff.
@SweetPappyJones6 ай бұрын
That's literally why I'm here 😂
@SomechicknameAshley6 ай бұрын
Same, I feel better... sort of
@alexibardaloza85746 ай бұрын
They've said everything I wanted to say 😂
@tommygunn33696 ай бұрын
Wym
@mydefenseisimpregnable6 ай бұрын
as a black guy am scared to pee near that dog
@nhloniphongcobo79095 ай бұрын
😂
@loveoneanotherasihaveloved83274 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣bro I’m actually laughing my ass off
@romanrules0074 ай бұрын
I’m a very visual thinker, and I’m just imagining you minding your business relieving yourself, then this dog comes running in out of no where and then chaos ensues. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@seganaleqa4 ай бұрын
😂
@TonyM5403 ай бұрын
Wtf😂😂😂
@kipp007legend73 ай бұрын
Came straight to the comment section which did not disappoint.
@akmd114379 Жыл бұрын
😏 😭 (Natalie)
@PugLover9955 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@mikeramgopal3912 Жыл бұрын
QUICK FAST AND IN A HURRY
@aholmes3129 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@sandmansrolling Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@bobbybudz6923 Жыл бұрын
The dog: "Stop! You're not ready for this size yet!"
@Mallzthefaithfull3935 Жыл бұрын
😳
@LeBronya_James Жыл бұрын
Wahahahha
@aleaswolf2707 Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment hahaha
@markobunic6734 Жыл бұрын
Grabs *lubricant* 🤡
@derpfaceonigiri4950 Жыл бұрын
💀
@dyyylllaannn Жыл бұрын
Buddy laying under the blankets swinging around the Mandingo 🤣
@mathiastoxslappin58176 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mrevans215 ай бұрын
seems like the dog is trained to go straight at it! xD
@theplacebeyondthelies24295 ай бұрын
Hi Mathia how're you doing...I just wanted to wish you happy New year 🎉🎉
@RussellRingo4 ай бұрын
That is a very filthy comment. You should be ashamed.
@amadisdee60544 ай бұрын
@@RussellRingo?
@appstore3364 ай бұрын
As a malinois owner i will say, it helps a lot if you have a job for these dogs. They want to work and do a good job for you. But if you're not mentally stimulating them, they will get bored. And boredom for a malinois means escapes, destruction of property and acting out. They are amazing and beautiful friends who will love you to pieces. Just know they're a handful as well
@wesi.g.29156 ай бұрын
Do you fight with your Malinois over your dildo too?
@jamesmcdermott73546 ай бұрын
Sounds like collies. I guess it's that way with all hard working and sporting (if that's the proper term) breeds.
@tommygunn33696 ай бұрын
That goes for working dogs in general Anyone getting any dog should research the breed first and be prepared to give it the best life possible for its breed.
@gizmetdoralopez68065 ай бұрын
True! I was faszinated by Malinois, but thought German Shepard is easier to hande. My German Shepard needs work! She can behave, but you have to work hatd for it.
@stefanjepp66124 ай бұрын
Yup
@rurounijay71004 ай бұрын
"Honey where did my.." *sees extreme play* "you know what nevermind"
@Broken-xi5io Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@alexbrosaki7754 Жыл бұрын
Totes
@philliph8991 Жыл бұрын
He spends too much time with the dogs thats why she found her solution
@ike7539 Жыл бұрын
Big black one!
@Esk-be8kd Жыл бұрын
@@ike7539 He's seems to be ten steps ahead lol
@ehlowgovna Жыл бұрын
My wife has one of those dog toys but we don’t have a dog!
@NicksStrengthandPower Жыл бұрын
That’s halarious
@barriefitzgerald2677 Жыл бұрын
👁️👄👁️
@itsNep_ Жыл бұрын
Haha didn't expect to see you here, your videos are amazing btw
@kristianfella-glanville Жыл бұрын
Extreme play sessions huh 😂
@centermass5330 Жыл бұрын
Woah
@eechaze12 Жыл бұрын
Could you imagine a t.v. commercial showing this multi-use toy? 😂😂 Its for play time in bed, or the yard.
@imathestorm3 ай бұрын
Constantly doing the same thing with mine. She is a female extremely protective. I found her in a kill shelter in Jacksonville, Florida. She had 12 hours to live. And she's the best dog I've ever had.
@shannoncook62082 ай бұрын
“I’m telling you, thats not mine baby”. -Austin Powers
@DrBlood-cq2cm Жыл бұрын
One receipt for swedish penis pump
@toddbridgesx Жыл бұрын
I read this in the austin powers and proceeded to decease from laughter
@hanzgrueber145 Жыл бұрын
...and the self published book... "Yes, Thats Mine Baby!"
@Redacted-Information Жыл бұрын
It's just not my bag baby!
@SenseiSifuMaster Жыл бұрын
Van der Pump
@kaushalsuvarna5156 Жыл бұрын
His dog was trying to protect him from being attacked by that thing again. The dog was traumatized by how loud the guy was screaming the last time he played with it.
@LuckyCharms777 Жыл бұрын
What are ya saying? No offense
@justicedreams Жыл бұрын
@@justicedreams Just noticed a small typo, which I corrected. I’m saying the dog toy is really a sex toy that the man uses, and the man was so loud from pleasuring himself the last time that he used it that the dog thought it was hurting him, so the dog was attacking the sex toy to defend the man.
@LuckyCharms777 Жыл бұрын
@@LuckyCharms777 thank you for the in-depth explanation. Lol
@Nicholas247066 Жыл бұрын
@@LuckyCharms777 💀
@felixkrankenkilledmykids3122 Жыл бұрын
@@LuckyCharms777 typos happen to everyone my man
@grossberglawoffices9910 Жыл бұрын
My big boy is the same. Rough play but zero possessiveness with his toys or food. I can reach into his good bowl or simply take it away with absolutely zero aggression towards me. 3 plus years and he's never once shown me any aggressive behaviour for any reason. He's amazing. 100+ lbs mastiff x boarder collie x black lab mix. He's even fantastic with every single dog he's met. Couldn't ask for a better pup
@bobdole40935 ай бұрын
Literally the funniest video of my day!!!😂
@martinsly96242 ай бұрын
At least they have a "safe word".....
@maleficent2993 Жыл бұрын
Omfg 💀🤣
@gingerleamcwow4357 ай бұрын
@@gingerleamcwow435Haaaaaa🤓🤣🤣🤣
@troyallen82237 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Jon.E.A.6 ай бұрын
@@Jon.E.A. Haaaaaa Haaaaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳
@troyallen82236 ай бұрын
Pineapple Juice is my safe word!
@l84cabo6 ай бұрын
I'm sorry but I was overly focused on the shape of that toy 😂😂😂
@westpole Жыл бұрын
It’s got some “ribbed for her pleasure” vibes.
@woodside4life Жыл бұрын
Here for that comment.
@ReikiontheRun Жыл бұрын
And playing rough in the bed??? Weird!
@jaayeee24 Жыл бұрын
Bruh same. ^^
@sirweebs2914 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 the dog was just trying to protect him from himself
@solo741 Жыл бұрын
Exactly why I prefer shepherds. Doesnt mind being lazy sometimes. I dont need a war time all the time dog😂
@danielvernon88596 ай бұрын
I used to have a Groenen, he had the cutest way of arguing with me being a voicy, snarly little gremlin, but he was also the most precious and snuggly dog ever, capable of giving real hugs and knowing how to comfort me. It is nearly going to be a year now that he passed in about 2 months. Your boi is a cutey and also a little gremlin, I can tell. I am very happy for you.
@SplitxHeart6 ай бұрын
"this is a relaxed time.. AT NIGHT!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡🤬🤬" had me dying 😂😂
@TheBlueSkateboard Жыл бұрын
😂
@WSFM_Rex Жыл бұрын
Lol you are the only one here who didn't mention the suspicious 'extreme play toy'
@dementia8745 Жыл бұрын
@@dementia8745 yea that’s not that funny lol that’s obviously a dog toy🤣
@WSFM_Rex Жыл бұрын
How he switched so effortlessly from calm to beast mode 😂
@Enigm3tic. Жыл бұрын
😂
@tomasstrakula6073 Жыл бұрын
Okay so I’m glad we’re all on the same page here 🤣
@humblebrown3966 Жыл бұрын
Yep, and thats not a good thing
@iwilldefenestrateyou Жыл бұрын
Same!
@DotinAlaska Жыл бұрын
@@iwilldefenestrateyouand why not ?
@TonyMarselle7 ай бұрын
Want a Malinois?…No, no I do not. 😂😂
@shelleygraddy21872 ай бұрын
You and he playing together is amazing. He is such a handsome dog.
@cate4999 күн бұрын
Every play session is a extreme play session with my boy
@yeetanddelete Жыл бұрын
On the “drool” blanket
@huludShai Жыл бұрын
AYYOOO PAUSE???
@adityanair5527 Жыл бұрын
What??
@thesnackbandit Жыл бұрын
It is 😆
@shemer00 Жыл бұрын
You mean with that "toy"... 😄😄
@Fabian-jg2lc Жыл бұрын
“No no it’s for playing with my dog, I promise!!” 😮😅😂😂😂😂
@LuLuPlus97 Жыл бұрын
I love how that would actually make the situation much worse lol.
@marka8474 Жыл бұрын
he even set up a blanket for when it gets to wet
@RONPEE-STINGER Жыл бұрын
Or for the Amazonian women on Futurama.
@elykspuz6596 Жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@el34glo59 Жыл бұрын
"WITH YOUR DOG?!?!"
@shitfacejohnson4085 Жыл бұрын
This is right up my alley...the discipline the personality the love the energy....I need one lol
@monicadrew83265 ай бұрын
oh my goodness I miss my German Shepherd, she used to LOVEEEEEEE this kinda play with her toys, she absolutely loved tug of war that was her favorite. My grandfather actually got her for me when I was around 2 years old because I had a fear of dogs and he wanted me to learn how loving and protecting they are, it was one of the best decisions my family could’ve made ❤ She protected me her entire life and she still holds an extremely high place in my heart above any dog i’ve had since. Me and my family were her entire world and she’d do anything to keep us safe. Lol they even let me name her, which my uncle was very disappointed to learn when he got home from work that day, as I decided as a two year old to name her Princess 😂
@thetwitchywitchy5 ай бұрын
STRAAAAAAAIGHT to the comments and I'm not disappointed 😆
@rawr4233 Жыл бұрын
Same!!!
@carey6060 Жыл бұрын
yeah the comment section is pointing out that the toy looks like a dildo or somethin
@Scarecrow347 Жыл бұрын
OMG ME TOO
@breakthecycle5238 Жыл бұрын
The beautiful democracy that is KZhead
@RealAnalysisLA Жыл бұрын
Straight?
@kricku Жыл бұрын
Great advice they are awesome dogs for the right person. I have seen a good bit of people who can’t handle the breed people just want one because they think they are a cool not thinking about the dog and it’s need.
@MichaelMiller-cf6jg5 ай бұрын
Came to comments to see if you had it covered. Yep, great job everyone.
@10304KH Жыл бұрын
😂 “great job everyone” hahaha
@ibtgb2 Жыл бұрын
Lolol
@johnnoe9682 Жыл бұрын
Yup lmbo!
@RobinWorld33 Жыл бұрын
Hahahahha yes Teacher everyone did their homework
@riggsr7931 Жыл бұрын
I love how he just goes for whatever is readily nearby to use as a "toy"
@GeorgeSukFuk Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@liset4081 Жыл бұрын
I mean it is a toy!!
@macallan3933 Жыл бұрын
Malinois had no chance of getting that away from him.
@WTHFX Жыл бұрын
It's literally a dog toy 😂
@squibbelsmcjohnson Жыл бұрын
@@squibbelsmcjohnson I thought it was a human toy
@thenovicegamer007 Жыл бұрын
Nope, I know my limitations! But…I like to watch you and your dogs play and train!❤
@bellarose650920 күн бұрын
We have a whippet / jack russel mix that plays like this. We rescued her from a shelter. I can't imagine her with kids or elderly folks. We've got a big red rubber weiner dog toy just like that (call it the weeny), and I made a couch from a mattress and fitted cover from slip cover shop website, just to play rough on. This video makes sense to me.
@glendaanderson49695 ай бұрын
Alternative title: man tried to make helpful video, gets mocked and realises were all immature
@jackhanlon9810 Жыл бұрын
Alternative title: dog tries to take owners dil do
@thekingofnoobs83626 ай бұрын
It's his fault he should know better tbh
@JB236696 ай бұрын
@@JB23669yea I think we all know he knows what he’s doing.
@johnwhip53734 ай бұрын
my boy is a vocal player as well! he sounds like he wants to tear your head off but he just loves to scream and growl loll you have an amazing pup there 🤍
@jayjayweee990 Жыл бұрын
Well you would be to if you had just found the vibrating weapon that puts your daddy through so much pain every night!
@Black_Beard Жыл бұрын
I met a dog like that at a park recently. It was slightly smaller than average but it kept running in circles near me and kept growling whenever it got close to me, but didn't touch me at all. I'm pretty sure it was just trying to scare me for fun.
@WanderTheNomad Жыл бұрын
Our gsd-mix also growls when playing. He likes to play wrestling with me or a toy and sometimes pretends like he is biting my leg (biting gently). I'm a relatively weak woman so he has to hold back his strength when playing with me. Those play growls sound very different than when he is actually mad.
@TeafulTea Жыл бұрын
This is hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂😂 he thinks it's a stick!
@Tereselynn4 ай бұрын
My English Staffy is like that, you’re legend, good to see such a dope trainer. Says a lot about you bro
@remarcablemc49924 ай бұрын
Nice to see you sharing your toys with your dog
@alexpearson2920 Жыл бұрын
😂
@hc3820 Жыл бұрын
Nassstyyyy ahhhhh😂😂😂😂
@N00lanttv Жыл бұрын
I feel sick all of a sudden
@WaffleGlobal Жыл бұрын
He knows what he’s doing, these comments get the algorithm in overdrive😂
@doobietothehead4160 Жыл бұрын
I think there’s another drive at play here if you know what I mean 😏
@alextasarov1341 Жыл бұрын
💯
@morelyfe13910 ай бұрын
Love it.
@PJ-yc2kb7 ай бұрын
Exact
@NashBaleine7 ай бұрын
Yeah and good for him! I love his content. I wanna see him succeed!
@william37507 ай бұрын
Dad: "I dont want a dog" Dad and the dog after 1 day:
@Wang_from_case0h_groceryАй бұрын
That's a interesting toy you got there... 😂😂😂 I'm kidding bro. Love your guys videos!
@TheP320Guy5 ай бұрын
“Still has a clear head” > Drooling all over bed
@Temo4116 Жыл бұрын
Drool would be involuntarily and not controlled by “head” - duh
@Sc-Runner Жыл бұрын
Some dogs, specially big breeds, drool on the regular 🤷🏻♀️ Mine is about a medium sized mutt and luckily doesn't drool like that (cause I find it kinda nasty). But yeah, doesn't mean the dog was feeling any other way.
@neldormiveglia1312 Жыл бұрын
“Baby, It’s for my dog, I swear!” “For your DOG!?!?” “Not like THAT, it’s a chew toy!”
@Finraen Жыл бұрын
underrated comment right here
@matthewsinleong282 Жыл бұрын
And later she bursts in the bathroom on’em 😂😂😂
@banginzaza Жыл бұрын
😂😭😂
@annaluciaschmitz Жыл бұрын
@@banginzaza oh ew
@WaffleGlobal Жыл бұрын
Give dad his adult toy back, puppers. 😅
@Nunyabiz97723 күн бұрын
My dog played loud and always growled to try and intimidate you to drop the toy, but once you say “drop “ she would let go and wait to see if we would still play or if I was done. I miss my girl
@LeslieN317537 Жыл бұрын
was your dog's toy a big blk dildo too?
@ladedade23Blunticus Жыл бұрын
@@ladedade23Blunticus lol no
@LeslieN317537 Жыл бұрын
You had a big black dildo for your dog toy too?!!
@zacksrandomprojects9698 Жыл бұрын
Dog be saying,” that thing ain’t going in his ass tonight “……😂 EDIT: no way I ran into this vid again…thanks for the likes❤glad I could make u guys laugh…tc stay safe…🤗
@legendarypo183 Жыл бұрын
Bruh I'm 💀
@torpedotorben Жыл бұрын
🎉
@LSturdy Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@4doorsmorewhors Жыл бұрын
hahhaahhahahahahshha
@CraigTom-so2vt Жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@applestinks1772 Жыл бұрын
My girly is so vocal! She sounds like she's ripping things apart. lol.
@deanbryant31765 ай бұрын
Great obedience..super smart breed
@mmoro1436 күн бұрын
As soon as I saw that toy I went straight to the comments and I wasn't disappointed 😂
@mikehunt-zx8tr Жыл бұрын
Straight to the comments 😂
@officialsidneytravis4123 Жыл бұрын
Me too
@TheMrcassina Жыл бұрын
Name makes sense!
@mcjediting Жыл бұрын
Nice name there Mike Hunt 😂😂.
@jamesstobaugh Жыл бұрын
smh facts😂
@emorymontgomery1176 Жыл бұрын
And that my friends is why we always have a comment section to head to.
@crucifiedwhisper2722 Жыл бұрын
Until KZhead decides it's too mean and disables it.
@othername1000 Жыл бұрын
@@othername1000 fr 😂
@zion2123 Жыл бұрын
So we can all be reassured that we're not alone. Or unique.
@DotinAlaska Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆
@CharlieEdward25 Жыл бұрын
Epic
@sowts5157 Жыл бұрын
I started off fearful for you, then my face began to smile cuz you guys have such a cool connection
@dionigigarcia7344 ай бұрын
Many years ago I had a border collie lab mix who sometimes liked to play hand-mouth wrestle. Fortunately, I have owned 2 pairs of pillow mittens for several decades, so I would put one of these pairs on, and play this game for awhile. Funny thing is, this dog was a really chill, laid back, and friendly dog, who liked people. I miss all of our dogs, but I probably miss him the most.😞 I still have both pairs of pillow mittens, and both are somewhat battered, but still useable. Got them with an employee discount in my early twenties and I'm in my mid sixties now, so they are over 40 years old. I keep stuff until it totally wears out. Not from need, but because I like to keep using stuff until it isn't any good anymore. It's a combo of thriftiness and humor because it amuses me to take any old garment and try to remember where and when I got it.😄
@Questor-ky2fv6 ай бұрын
He calls it a “drool blanket”, I call mine the “squirt sheet”. We of course have different playmates…
@EweCantHandletheTruth Жыл бұрын
I dated a couple squirters. That squirt towel was a must have unless you wanted to do laundry every night.
@Mr_Facts Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@harryn1602 Жыл бұрын
"I had a friend call his asshole his 'back pussy'... yeah thats Canadien bacon"
@KaminoROBB Жыл бұрын
🤢🤢🤮
@FreeNDeed777 Жыл бұрын
Only one is loyal and loves unconditionally
@ButterCoatedToes35 Жыл бұрын
Clearly I’m not the only one who sees the sketchiness of the “dog toy”… Well played, chat, well played! Much better than what I could’ve come up with! 😂
@suzyq-zy216 Жыл бұрын
I dont get it
@ryanhughes64055 ай бұрын
My dog is the same colour and body shape of your malinois,except her face is less black. She is a rescue dog and allegedly supposed to be alsation/ staffy with some mastiff thrown in some where. She is a very gentle and receptive dog. Only barks when someone comes to the door and boy its a loud bark. The speed she runs at is quite amazing, but has never caught a squirrel yet! Your boy is gorgeous, but i would never have one,due to not being able to give the amount of physical and mental training plus walks. Also although i have had quite a few dogs in the last 37 yrs I'm aware I probably could not train him/her to the necessary level. Although all my dogs have played with toys, but gave them to me when i said leave. There is so much more to know how to train to an extreme breed to a 😢❤ level to keep them safe. I cannot believe how much he looks like my girl. ❤ He is so quick when he goes to pick up the toy.. it's such a pleasure to watch you play/ work together...
@tinamarisia1235 ай бұрын
I came to the comments to write the obvious comment, but I see it is already been handled way more brilliantly than I ever could've.
@freshfalcon399618 күн бұрын
That’s such a well trained dog, what a good boy
@logancherrington813 Жыл бұрын
Maybe if you behave the human thumb will let you play with his dildo too 🤣
@dudedog884 Жыл бұрын
Well trained but expensive. If you pay someone that amount of training would cost $$15-20k.
@WStar4Life Жыл бұрын
I train working dogs for a living. Getting the dog to drop something instantly isn't an issue ever. He needs to burn that energy out then train some more. They listen better after spent energy. Quick tip, put a treat in your mouth and say the dog's name when he looks at you reward it by spitting treat at it's face. Overtime the dog will look at your face when you call his name rather then looking at your hands
@WhiteBoogeyman Жыл бұрын
@@WhiteBoogeyman I never heard about the spitting technique 😂 it sure makes sense but people with dogs that have food aggression propably shouldn't try this 👀 Btw I never had any issues with my dog when it comes to any of that but I would imagine that especially people with these little aggressive breeds would have that dog in their face real quick after putting one of its treats in between their teeth/lips
@waituntil Жыл бұрын
@@waituntil When I was 16 I got in my Malinois face with a pig ear in her mouth testing the limits and she spilt my lip. It made me realize a lot and just got me more interested.
@WhiteBoogeyman Жыл бұрын
Wavin that big ol diller around "we're just having fun"
@thalaquatics8712 Жыл бұрын
That's a double-headed black dildo. Personally I'd choose a rope toy or pig's ear. But..hey, he has his reasons..
@WE_WUZ Жыл бұрын
Read this at the same exact time he said it 😂
@honestlyonnie Жыл бұрын
Dieing.
@jamiea5255 Жыл бұрын
💀
@WaffleGlobal Жыл бұрын
😂
@banginzaza Жыл бұрын
'Pulls out massive black phallic object from blankets'
@ethanbone6940 Жыл бұрын
I think the dog brought him it and it got tangled in the blanket lol
@quetzalcoatlustheflyinggir5111 Жыл бұрын
Even Border Collies while they are not aggressive, they require a lot of attention and training
@AudenLassoChaveztigre4 ай бұрын
Be careful that the batteries don't fall out of that "chew" toy. They can really damage a dogs stomach.
@graememckay9972 Жыл бұрын
I love seeing AND hearing you two work and play lol.❤️
@bonitasmith88807 ай бұрын
“He’s a vocal player” YES! THANK YOU! My Amstaff is a vocal player. People don’t understand that. Dogs can be vocal players. As an owner, you learn to recognise the tone difference. Same goes with barks. I can discern the difference in tone between a playful bark, a warning bark, a scared/nervous bark, a bark that says “intruder but I’m not worried” etc. And that.s valid for any breed. I’ve had Dobermanns, a Labrador Retriever, a Deutsche Bracke, a Border Collie… and now an Amstaff and a Chihuahua. All trained (yes, including the Chihuahua: if it can bark at the front end and can wag its tail at the back end, it gets trained if it lives in my house). Temperaments vary from breed to breed and from individual to individual. Learn to know the breed’s requirements. Learn your dog’s way of expressing him/herself. Including your dog’s tones and body language.
@eddavanleemputten92326 ай бұрын
"he's a vocal player, we're just having fun" 😏
@Jusanuthayu Жыл бұрын
DOUBLE ENDED DIL-
@cavemanvi Жыл бұрын
The “drool blanket”, that’s what we’re calling it now are we
@Cpt_Tack Жыл бұрын
When the cameraman sees "your" toy and you have to play it off like it's the dog's toy. Lol
@yoursportsnow97295 ай бұрын
I phuken knew the comments were gonna be **LOADED** ~ This guy knew exactly what he was doing while making this skit 😂😂
@mr._snrubАй бұрын
Went straight to the comments 😭
@masonbontrager5579 Жыл бұрын
@Andrew lmaooo
@masonbontrager5579 Жыл бұрын
Let's make a club ! Me too straight in the comments section😭😭😭
@drummerwax Жыл бұрын
Same here, and the comments did not disappoint 😂
@silvershoes9724 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@MrRic007 Жыл бұрын
it's the, 'that went over my head', comments for me, thanx for your input nan's everywhere.
@boganshazz821 Жыл бұрын
Imagine fighting over a bbc at 3am
@xavivaldez7020 Жыл бұрын
LMFAO 🤣
@zacmccollum71446 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@owie40706 ай бұрын
You know this is why people disable comments
@colehampton45796 ай бұрын
@@colehampton4579 this is so great
@matthewzizzo45866 ай бұрын
This was fucking wild
@GodsGift_Xbox6 ай бұрын
I don’t want a Malinois but I like watching you with yours.
@atorres8760Ай бұрын
One of these came to my house, crying with a broken leg a little blood and a lot of dirt. I figured he was hit by a car. I tried to take him to the vet, when I go to scoop him up my hands underneath him he turned and took a bite into my forehead. My bad. I should’ve been more cautious. He’s been rehabbing on my floor now for a few days, gave him a bath wrapped the leg gave him a comfy blankets. He’s moving around on the three legs.I worry when he’s back to all four what he’s going to be like. Prayers.
@slimpickens91036 ай бұрын
*bleeds profusely from the neck* "we are just having fun"
@msktejas Жыл бұрын
💀
@NearlyNothing Жыл бұрын
I don’t understand my attraction to this man, but I think it’s his bond with his dogs. Didn’t know I had a type, but apparently, it’s that.
@tarynturner1354 Жыл бұрын
He's 🌈
@elizabeta2155 Жыл бұрын
@@elizabeta2155 for real??
@LukeNasti Жыл бұрын
He's bond with all his puppies is beyond attractive 😍 💕 💖 🐕 I didn't know how much I love a person who loves their dogs
@bellalove3097 Жыл бұрын
Gay or not, he’s got it going ON
@tarynturner1354 Жыл бұрын
@@elizabeta2155 he's a rainbow?
@theboogerbomb Жыл бұрын
It's beautiful to see how that dog loves you.
@luisbergantino12073 ай бұрын
Well this make and feel better lol. Knowing my dogs aren't the only one that have extreme play sessions that I know they come out of as soon as I say so.
@suchasweety1385 ай бұрын
Hello beautiful how're you doing...I wish you and your family the best this year 🙏🙏
@RussellRingo4 ай бұрын
This is our relax time. Still has a clear head. He is a vocal player. We are just having fun. You can see the drool. I had never imagined that I would see this type of sentences together in a single video about dogs.
@user-ob7jp1kz2o10 ай бұрын
extreme play sessions
@rylyngabrielli8486 ай бұрын
@@rylyngabrielli848With a big, black, dild0
@heatwave19906 ай бұрын
I totally took this as a reminder that I need waterproof sheets or I'mma wreck the nice bed/carpet /couch
@ShawnJonesHellion6 ай бұрын
Your FAILING to mention the massive dildo? 😅😂😂😂😂 well I mean OK but I for one feel like we should be talking about it 🤷🏻♂️🤣🤣🤣
@logan9fingers7225 ай бұрын
Vocal player 😂
@stevendankewitz78304 ай бұрын
"Okay honey... the dog has left. You can come out to play with your toy now"
@Zebness990 Жыл бұрын
sus
@TheCyberCrabTV Жыл бұрын
brah get the f out of here xD
@ShatabdaRoy115 Жыл бұрын
@@ShatabdaRoy115 the dog did. Are you the wife by any chance?
@Zebness990 Жыл бұрын
@Andrew if so there's nothing wrong with that. 🥰
@Azarath_Metrion_Zinthos Жыл бұрын
@@Azarath_Metrion_Zinthos ok f@&
@dudedog884 Жыл бұрын
my malinator is pretty chill. she only goes bonkers when she sees a stray cat during our walks and runs
@RampartPh5 ай бұрын
I have a Tervuren Belgian Shepherd - think long-haired Malinois - and I can't imagine having any other dog. He's my best buddy. The Belgian Shepherd breeds aim to please and are easy to train into good or bad habits. These dogs are high energy and need to run around daily for at least an hour stretch at a time.
@leondedelmare11075 ай бұрын
As a lover if Siberian Huskies & Alaskan Malamutes I deeply appreciate the warnings you provide for people considering adding a dog to the family. Every breed has characteristics that might be deal breakers. Breaks my heart to see folks who don’t run, adopt a husky, or don't want a puller, get a Mal. The worst is when they're shocked by the shedding and make them live outside without a pack. It's exhilarating to hear his vocalization. Love HIM!!!
@heatherluna2773 Жыл бұрын
So a husky is a great companion for jogging? Always thought they'd be too hot
@MrKachannie Жыл бұрын
@@MrKachannie I know their fur isolates them both from cold and hot climates, that's why you shouldn't shave them
@Alegriacaptions Жыл бұрын
I have a husky and a small mixed breed, when he was about 3 months old he didn't want to sleep inside anymore and wanted to go outside, he's loved it ever since. He does cry when he wants to come inside and play or if he wants to go on a walk
@halofreak644 Жыл бұрын
@@MrKachanniei live in sunny San Diego and he's good here, jog in the AM or evening if it's too hot
@halofreak644 Жыл бұрын
My Siberian Husky (My Nina girl) is the 4th member to our pack. Our other 3 are big beautiful American bull pits. Nina is more of a bully than any of them, but she keeps them well exercised aside from our walks. It’s amazing how protective of them she is at only 6 months old. Yes she’s a runner and it’s nearly impossible to catch her without some sort of plan. But she will follow the rest of the pack to Hell if they lead her there. They won’t leave my yard not even a step. If she gets loose, I usually just let the other 3 out to bring her back home. 😂 4 dogs sounds like a lot of work, but it’s really nearly the same as having one dog. The older pack members help teach the young. I may not have been able to handle her if she were my only companion. Huskies are definitely pack animals. They are at their best when raised along side other dogs.
@peacefulmonkey7368 Жыл бұрын
The amount of drool getting on the bed gives me anxiety
@hena7212 Жыл бұрын
I noticed that as well
@Kivxi Жыл бұрын
I was tryin to find someone else thinking this.
@YaNansCrustyToe Жыл бұрын
Frfr
@jwil3180 Жыл бұрын
Thats whats giving you anxiety? Not the toy?
@jackhicks1765 Жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s nasty asf
@oakenmind Жыл бұрын
I love how you can really get aggressive with these types of dogs. Of course, you HAVE to learn to control that. But if you can, you have such a fun way to excercise, and form a great bond with your best friend.
@HeWhoSoars.6 ай бұрын
My Ausie is about the same. What I like is he keeps me in shape! Just properly train
@CADEkilometro14voaQuevedo2 ай бұрын
This is FAR better than just walks. Dogs need this kind of stimulus. Even going to dog parks often doesn't allow this kind of intensity. What a great boy
@disco4535 Жыл бұрын
Dogs definitely enjoy it, I have a nine pound toy poodle that likes to wrestle! Only one hand is a worthy opponent though lmao
@jacobgans9231 Жыл бұрын
My mal didn't even bother playing with other dogs at parks!! When the balk games on, it's sll he wanted to do!! Dogs would chase him and all he wanted to do was get that ball back!! FULL ATTENTION on that ball
@jimhendrix7776 Жыл бұрын
Tokyo Drift is my border collies favorite game. She latches onto the rope and holds on while I spin. Front paws off the ground and hind paws occasionally airborne for a couple seconds at a time. She'll complain loudly if she feels she isn't "flying" enough.
@katrinascarlet5637 Жыл бұрын
You could also just bring a strong rope to the park and have a pull-the-rope game with your dog.
@_Just_Another_Guy Жыл бұрын
@@katrinascarlet5637 just be careful as she gets older her neck may not be able to handle it
@spankthemonkey3437 Жыл бұрын
Pulled that BBD outta nowhere
@edwardamador1123 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@banginzaza Жыл бұрын
Nah bro not nowhere just nowhere it should have been
@shanejones810 Жыл бұрын
His Arse? 😂
@battlemetal-666 Жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo
@thepaththatsantiagotook Жыл бұрын
?
@thewirah1 Жыл бұрын
"drool blanket" guy does some wild stuff with his wife is what it is.
@imyournme66326 ай бұрын
That trust in his tooth-eye coordination ❤
@pinkyhc4130Ай бұрын
Besides the “elephant in the room”. I’ve got two of these…….Malinois 😂✌🏻
@Kellycreator9 ай бұрын
LOL I see what you did there!
@tippytoads5 ай бұрын
And are your’s mean terrible pets?😢
@eqlrgts225 ай бұрын
Nice
@mantasisganaitis22812 ай бұрын
Sus toy and “drool blanket”. That’s one happy wife recording ya!
@akumachill Жыл бұрын
I'm almost positive this guy made a video coming out as gay so...
@amunettie Жыл бұрын
I said the same thing before reading your comment!!! Sorry!!! Didn't mean to copy
@carloscortes5570 Жыл бұрын
All good well bless him and his husband.
@akumachill Жыл бұрын
He acts like my English Labrador that doesn’t want to go outside but has some aggressive play and misbehaves
@EM0RYTATEllllАй бұрын
as a dutch person your dog's (as well as many police dogs' " commands are really funny to me
@TychoVan3 ай бұрын
I love my BM!! 💪😁 She is a pure bred rescue! I am So blessed 😎
@michaelloud19955 ай бұрын
When you pulled that long black thing from under the covers I jumped! Context is everything.
@dave0351 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@NashvilleSaint Жыл бұрын
Lol😂
@sloppygirlz Жыл бұрын
It was already in the dogs mouth in the beginning lol
@mountainleopard5370 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@amanda4realsosoa Жыл бұрын
I too need a drool blanket when playing with a toy of that size, ngl.
@Pikacha25 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@dabouye Жыл бұрын
Pikachu noooooo 😮
@CRWeaventure Жыл бұрын
I NEED A DROOL BLANKET WHEN YOUR GF COMES OVER
@smoothr408 Жыл бұрын
*grool blanket
@pastryman7324 Жыл бұрын
Poo blanket
@--__--........----___ Жыл бұрын
That's what your wife calls that blanket aswel 😅
@longshanks906 ай бұрын
My German shepherd plays the same way and knows her command to stop if she gets over stimulated. It’s all about the training. Great work man
@TooDazedTJ5 ай бұрын
He’s trying to put an end on the wife’s Extreme Play Sessions 😂
@jrj6703 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@golubvolodemerovich7512 Жыл бұрын
Wife?😂 he’s homosexual🏳️🌈 Says his dog is also that’s why he doesn’t breed him. Ain’t nun wrong with it cause what he does don’t affect you or me.🤷🏿♂️😎💪🏿
@est.93pisces21 Жыл бұрын
Husband*
@Cherryblossoms110 Жыл бұрын
“Peepeepoopoo” and your leg is gone.
@M.A992 Жыл бұрын
Old, stolen joke.
@victorvillatoro7241 Жыл бұрын
WOW,😱🥶, I thought I wanted a mailing like you....but I am happy with my GSD,still liking your videos,put more training videos up please maybe I can use them on my GSD. Malins. Really are that ferocious? They look so cute,but even my GSD almost knocked me down....💙
Wifey gonna be mad when she comes home and sees what you two did to her special friend.
What if he's a homo? Protip: he is.
😂
🤣🤣🤣😭
He's gay so
😂😂😂😂
never seen a grown man and dog fight over a sex toy before.
😂😂
That’s not appropriate, especially for the young audience.
@@naomi2093 then maybe kids shouldn’t be on this site?
Gonuts dog toy for power chewers. Maybe look it up before making everything about the netheregions.
Dog said: it's my turn!!
Had to check the comments to make sure it wasn't just me
Not at all. Weird stuff.
That's literally why I'm here 😂
Same, I feel better... sort of
They've said everything I wanted to say 😂
Wym
as a black guy am scared to pee near that dog
😂
🤣🤣🤣bro I’m actually laughing my ass off
I’m a very visual thinker, and I’m just imagining you minding your business relieving yourself, then this dog comes running in out of no where and then chaos ensues. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
Wtf😂😂😂
Came straight to the comment section which did not disappoint.
😏 😭 (Natalie)
Lol
QUICK FAST AND IN A HURRY
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
The dog: "Stop! You're not ready for this size yet!"
😳
Wahahahha
Underrated comment hahaha
Grabs *lubricant* 🤡
💀
Buddy laying under the blankets swinging around the Mandingo 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
seems like the dog is trained to go straight at it! xD
Hi Mathia how're you doing...I just wanted to wish you happy New year 🎉🎉
That is a very filthy comment. You should be ashamed.
@@RussellRingo?
As a malinois owner i will say, it helps a lot if you have a job for these dogs. They want to work and do a good job for you. But if you're not mentally stimulating them, they will get bored. And boredom for a malinois means escapes, destruction of property and acting out. They are amazing and beautiful friends who will love you to pieces. Just know they're a handful as well
Do you fight with your Malinois over your dildo too?
Sounds like collies. I guess it's that way with all hard working and sporting (if that's the proper term) breeds.
That goes for working dogs in general Anyone getting any dog should research the breed first and be prepared to give it the best life possible for its breed.
True! I was faszinated by Malinois, but thought German Shepard is easier to hande. My German Shepard needs work! She can behave, but you have to work hatd for it.
Yup
"Honey where did my.." *sees extreme play* "you know what nevermind"
Lmao
Totes
He spends too much time with the dogs thats why she found her solution
Big black one!
@@ike7539 He's seems to be ten steps ahead lol
My wife has one of those dog toys but we don’t have a dog!
That’s halarious
👁️👄👁️
Haha didn't expect to see you here, your videos are amazing btw
Extreme play sessions huh 😂
Woah
Could you imagine a t.v. commercial showing this multi-use toy? 😂😂 Its for play time in bed, or the yard.
Constantly doing the same thing with mine. She is a female extremely protective. I found her in a kill shelter in Jacksonville, Florida. She had 12 hours to live. And she's the best dog I've ever had.
“I’m telling you, thats not mine baby”. -Austin Powers
One receipt for swedish penis pump
I read this in the austin powers and proceeded to decease from laughter
...and the self published book... "Yes, Thats Mine Baby!"
It's just not my bag baby!
Van der Pump
His dog was trying to protect him from being attacked by that thing again. The dog was traumatized by how loud the guy was screaming the last time he played with it.
What are ya saying? No offense
@@justicedreams Just noticed a small typo, which I corrected. I’m saying the dog toy is really a sex toy that the man uses, and the man was so loud from pleasuring himself the last time that he used it that the dog thought it was hurting him, so the dog was attacking the sex toy to defend the man.
@@LuckyCharms777 thank you for the in-depth explanation. Lol
@@LuckyCharms777 💀
@@LuckyCharms777 typos happen to everyone my man
My big boy is the same. Rough play but zero possessiveness with his toys or food. I can reach into his good bowl or simply take it away with absolutely zero aggression towards me. 3 plus years and he's never once shown me any aggressive behaviour for any reason. He's amazing. 100+ lbs mastiff x boarder collie x black lab mix. He's even fantastic with every single dog he's met. Couldn't ask for a better pup
Literally the funniest video of my day!!!😂
At least they have a "safe word".....
Omfg 💀🤣
@@gingerleamcwow435Haaaaaa🤓🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
@@Jon.E.A. Haaaaaa Haaaaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳
Pineapple Juice is my safe word!
I'm sorry but I was overly focused on the shape of that toy 😂😂😂
It’s got some “ribbed for her pleasure” vibes.
Here for that comment.
And playing rough in the bed??? Weird!
Bruh same. ^^
😂😂😂 the dog was just trying to protect him from himself
Exactly why I prefer shepherds. Doesnt mind being lazy sometimes. I dont need a war time all the time dog😂
I used to have a Groenen, he had the cutest way of arguing with me being a voicy, snarly little gremlin, but he was also the most precious and snuggly dog ever, capable of giving real hugs and knowing how to comfort me. It is nearly going to be a year now that he passed in about 2 months. Your boi is a cutey and also a little gremlin, I can tell. I am very happy for you.
"this is a relaxed time.. AT NIGHT!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡🤬🤬" had me dying 😂😂
😂
Lol you are the only one here who didn't mention the suspicious 'extreme play toy'
@@dementia8745 yea that’s not that funny lol that’s obviously a dog toy🤣
How he switched so effortlessly from calm to beast mode 😂
😂
Okay so I’m glad we’re all on the same page here 🤣
Yep, and thats not a good thing
Same!
@@iwilldefenestrateyouand why not ?
Want a Malinois?…No, no I do not. 😂😂
You and he playing together is amazing. He is such a handsome dog.
Every play session is a extreme play session with my boy
On the “drool” blanket
AYYOOO PAUSE???
What??
It is 😆
You mean with that "toy"... 😄😄
“No no it’s for playing with my dog, I promise!!” 😮😅😂😂😂😂
I love how that would actually make the situation much worse lol.
he even set up a blanket for when it gets to wet
Or for the Amazonian women on Futurama.
Lmfao
"WITH YOUR DOG?!?!"
This is right up my alley...the discipline the personality the love the energy....I need one lol
oh my goodness I miss my German Shepherd, she used to LOVEEEEEEE this kinda play with her toys, she absolutely loved tug of war that was her favorite. My grandfather actually got her for me when I was around 2 years old because I had a fear of dogs and he wanted me to learn how loving and protecting they are, it was one of the best decisions my family could’ve made ❤ She protected me her entire life and she still holds an extremely high place in my heart above any dog i’ve had since. Me and my family were her entire world and she’d do anything to keep us safe. Lol they even let me name her, which my uncle was very disappointed to learn when he got home from work that day, as I decided as a two year old to name her Princess 😂
STRAAAAAAAIGHT to the comments and I'm not disappointed 😆
Same!!!
yeah the comment section is pointing out that the toy looks like a dildo or somethin
OMG ME TOO
The beautiful democracy that is KZhead
Straight?
Great advice they are awesome dogs for the right person. I have seen a good bit of people who can’t handle the breed people just want one because they think they are a cool not thinking about the dog and it’s need.
Came to comments to see if you had it covered. Yep, great job everyone.
😂 “great job everyone” hahaha
Lolol
Yup lmbo!
Hahahahha yes Teacher everyone did their homework
I love how he just goes for whatever is readily nearby to use as a "toy"
😂😂😂
I mean it is a toy!!
Malinois had no chance of getting that away from him.
It's literally a dog toy 😂
@@squibbelsmcjohnson I thought it was a human toy
Nope, I know my limitations! But…I like to watch you and your dogs play and train!❤
We have a whippet / jack russel mix that plays like this. We rescued her from a shelter. I can't imagine her with kids or elderly folks. We've got a big red rubber weiner dog toy just like that (call it the weeny), and I made a couch from a mattress and fitted cover from slip cover shop website, just to play rough on. This video makes sense to me.
Alternative title: man tried to make helpful video, gets mocked and realises were all immature
Alternative title: dog tries to take owners dil do
It's his fault he should know better tbh
@@JB23669yea I think we all know he knows what he’s doing.
my boy is a vocal player as well! he sounds like he wants to tear your head off but he just loves to scream and growl loll you have an amazing pup there 🤍
Well you would be to if you had just found the vibrating weapon that puts your daddy through so much pain every night!
I met a dog like that at a park recently. It was slightly smaller than average but it kept running in circles near me and kept growling whenever it got close to me, but didn't touch me at all. I'm pretty sure it was just trying to scare me for fun.
Our gsd-mix also growls when playing. He likes to play wrestling with me or a toy and sometimes pretends like he is biting my leg (biting gently). I'm a relatively weak woman so he has to hold back his strength when playing with me. Those play growls sound very different than when he is actually mad.
This is hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂😂 he thinks it's a stick!
My English Staffy is like that, you’re legend, good to see such a dope trainer. Says a lot about you bro
Nice to see you sharing your toys with your dog
😂
Nassstyyyy ahhhhh😂😂😂😂
I feel sick all of a sudden
He knows what he’s doing, these comments get the algorithm in overdrive😂
I think there’s another drive at play here if you know what I mean 😏
💯
Love it.
Exact
Yeah and good for him! I love his content. I wanna see him succeed!
Dad: "I dont want a dog" Dad and the dog after 1 day:
That's a interesting toy you got there... 😂😂😂 I'm kidding bro. Love your guys videos!
“Still has a clear head” > Drooling all over bed
Drool would be involuntarily and not controlled by “head” - duh
Some dogs, specially big breeds, drool on the regular 🤷🏻♀️ Mine is about a medium sized mutt and luckily doesn't drool like that (cause I find it kinda nasty). But yeah, doesn't mean the dog was feeling any other way.
“Baby, It’s for my dog, I swear!” “For your DOG!?!?” “Not like THAT, it’s a chew toy!”
underrated comment right here
And later she bursts in the bathroom on’em 😂😂😂
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@@banginzaza oh ew
Give dad his adult toy back, puppers. 😅
My dog played loud and always growled to try and intimidate you to drop the toy, but once you say “drop “ she would let go and wait to see if we would still play or if I was done. I miss my girl
was your dog's toy a big blk dildo too?
@@ladedade23Blunticus lol no
You had a big black dildo for your dog toy too?!!
Dog be saying,” that thing ain’t going in his ass tonight “……😂 EDIT: no way I ran into this vid again…thanks for the likes❤glad I could make u guys laugh…tc stay safe…🤗
Bruh I'm 💀
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I was looking for this comment
My girly is so vocal! She sounds like she's ripping things apart. lol.
Great obedience..super smart breed
As soon as I saw that toy I went straight to the comments and I wasn't disappointed 😂
Straight to the comments 😂
Me too
Name makes sense!
Nice name there Mike Hunt 😂😂.
smh facts😂
And that my friends is why we always have a comment section to head to.
Until KZhead decides it's too mean and disables it.
@@othername1000 fr 😂
So we can all be reassured that we're not alone. Or unique.
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Epic
I started off fearful for you, then my face began to smile cuz you guys have such a cool connection
Many years ago I had a border collie lab mix who sometimes liked to play hand-mouth wrestle. Fortunately, I have owned 2 pairs of pillow mittens for several decades, so I would put one of these pairs on, and play this game for awhile. Funny thing is, this dog was a really chill, laid back, and friendly dog, who liked people. I miss all of our dogs, but I probably miss him the most.😞 I still have both pairs of pillow mittens, and both are somewhat battered, but still useable. Got them with an employee discount in my early twenties and I'm in my mid sixties now, so they are over 40 years old. I keep stuff until it totally wears out. Not from need, but because I like to keep using stuff until it isn't any good anymore. It's a combo of thriftiness and humor because it amuses me to take any old garment and try to remember where and when I got it.😄
He calls it a “drool blanket”, I call mine the “squirt sheet”. We of course have different playmates…
I dated a couple squirters. That squirt towel was a must have unless you wanted to do laundry every night.
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"I had a friend call his asshole his 'back pussy'... yeah thats Canadien bacon"
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Only one is loyal and loves unconditionally
Clearly I’m not the only one who sees the sketchiness of the “dog toy”… Well played, chat, well played! Much better than what I could’ve come up with! 😂
I dont get it
My dog is the same colour and body shape of your malinois,except her face is less black. She is a rescue dog and allegedly supposed to be alsation/ staffy with some mastiff thrown in some where. She is a very gentle and receptive dog. Only barks when someone comes to the door and boy its a loud bark. The speed she runs at is quite amazing, but has never caught a squirrel yet! Your boy is gorgeous, but i would never have one,due to not being able to give the amount of physical and mental training plus walks. Also although i have had quite a few dogs in the last 37 yrs I'm aware I probably could not train him/her to the necessary level. Although all my dogs have played with toys, but gave them to me when i said leave. There is so much more to know how to train to an extreme breed to a 😢❤ level to keep them safe. I cannot believe how much he looks like my girl. ❤ He is so quick when he goes to pick up the toy.. it's such a pleasure to watch you play/ work together...
I came to the comments to write the obvious comment, but I see it is already been handled way more brilliantly than I ever could've.
That’s such a well trained dog, what a good boy
Maybe if you behave the human thumb will let you play with his dildo too 🤣
Well trained but expensive. If you pay someone that amount of training would cost $$15-20k.
I train working dogs for a living. Getting the dog to drop something instantly isn't an issue ever. He needs to burn that energy out then train some more. They listen better after spent energy. Quick tip, put a treat in your mouth and say the dog's name when he looks at you reward it by spitting treat at it's face. Overtime the dog will look at your face when you call his name rather then looking at your hands
@@WhiteBoogeyman I never heard about the spitting technique 😂 it sure makes sense but people with dogs that have food aggression propably shouldn't try this 👀 Btw I never had any issues with my dog when it comes to any of that but I would imagine that especially people with these little aggressive breeds would have that dog in their face real quick after putting one of its treats in between their teeth/lips
@@waituntil When I was 16 I got in my Malinois face with a pig ear in her mouth testing the limits and she spilt my lip. It made me realize a lot and just got me more interested.
Wavin that big ol diller around "we're just having fun"
That's a double-headed black dildo. Personally I'd choose a rope toy or pig's ear. But..hey, he has his reasons..
Read this at the same exact time he said it 😂
Dieing.
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'Pulls out massive black phallic object from blankets'
I think the dog brought him it and it got tangled in the blanket lol
Even Border Collies while they are not aggressive, they require a lot of attention and training
Be careful that the batteries don't fall out of that "chew" toy. They can really damage a dogs stomach.
I love seeing AND hearing you two work and play lol.❤️
“He’s a vocal player” YES! THANK YOU! My Amstaff is a vocal player. People don’t understand that. Dogs can be vocal players. As an owner, you learn to recognise the tone difference. Same goes with barks. I can discern the difference in tone between a playful bark, a warning bark, a scared/nervous bark, a bark that says “intruder but I’m not worried” etc. And that.s valid for any breed. I’ve had Dobermanns, a Labrador Retriever, a Deutsche Bracke, a Border Collie… and now an Amstaff and a Chihuahua. All trained (yes, including the Chihuahua: if it can bark at the front end and can wag its tail at the back end, it gets trained if it lives in my house). Temperaments vary from breed to breed and from individual to individual. Learn to know the breed’s requirements. Learn your dog’s way of expressing him/herself. Including your dog’s tones and body language.
"he's a vocal player, we're just having fun" 😏
DOUBLE ENDED DIL-
The “drool blanket”, that’s what we’re calling it now are we
When the cameraman sees "your" toy and you have to play it off like it's the dog's toy. Lol
I phuken knew the comments were gonna be **LOADED** ~ This guy knew exactly what he was doing while making this skit 😂😂
Went straight to the comments 😭
@Andrew lmaooo
Let's make a club ! Me too straight in the comments section😭😭😭
Same here, and the comments did not disappoint 😂
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it's the, 'that went over my head', comments for me, thanx for your input nan's everywhere.
Imagine fighting over a bbc at 3am
LMFAO 🤣
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You know this is why people disable comments
@@colehampton4579 this is so great
This was fucking wild
I don’t want a Malinois but I like watching you with yours.
One of these came to my house, crying with a broken leg a little blood and a lot of dirt. I figured he was hit by a car. I tried to take him to the vet, when I go to scoop him up my hands underneath him he turned and took a bite into my forehead. My bad. I should’ve been more cautious. He’s been rehabbing on my floor now for a few days, gave him a bath wrapped the leg gave him a comfy blankets. He’s moving around on the three legs.I worry when he’s back to all four what he’s going to be like. Prayers.
*bleeds profusely from the neck* "we are just having fun"
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I don’t understand my attraction to this man, but I think it’s his bond with his dogs. Didn’t know I had a type, but apparently, it’s that.
He's 🌈
@@elizabeta2155 for real??
He's bond with all his puppies is beyond attractive 😍 💕 💖 🐕 I didn't know how much I love a person who loves their dogs
Gay or not, he’s got it going ON
@@elizabeta2155 he's a rainbow?
It's beautiful to see how that dog loves you.
Well this make and feel better lol. Knowing my dogs aren't the only one that have extreme play sessions that I know they come out of as soon as I say so.
Hello beautiful how're you doing...I wish you and your family the best this year 🙏🙏
This is our relax time. Still has a clear head. He is a vocal player. We are just having fun. You can see the drool. I had never imagined that I would see this type of sentences together in a single video about dogs.
extreme play sessions
@@rylyngabrielli848With a big, black, dild0
I totally took this as a reminder that I need waterproof sheets or I'mma wreck the nice bed/carpet /couch
Your FAILING to mention the massive dildo? 😅😂😂😂😂 well I mean OK but I for one feel like we should be talking about it 🤷🏻♂️🤣🤣🤣
Vocal player 😂
"Okay honey... the dog has left. You can come out to play with your toy now"
sus
brah get the f out of here xD
@@ShatabdaRoy115 the dog did. Are you the wife by any chance?
@Andrew if so there's nothing wrong with that. 🥰
@@Azarath_Metrion_Zinthos ok f@&
my malinator is pretty chill. she only goes bonkers when she sees a stray cat during our walks and runs
I have a Tervuren Belgian Shepherd - think long-haired Malinois - and I can't imagine having any other dog. He's my best buddy. The Belgian Shepherd breeds aim to please and are easy to train into good or bad habits. These dogs are high energy and need to run around daily for at least an hour stretch at a time.
As a lover if Siberian Huskies & Alaskan Malamutes I deeply appreciate the warnings you provide for people considering adding a dog to the family. Every breed has characteristics that might be deal breakers. Breaks my heart to see folks who don’t run, adopt a husky, or don't want a puller, get a Mal. The worst is when they're shocked by the shedding and make them live outside without a pack. It's exhilarating to hear his vocalization. Love HIM!!!
So a husky is a great companion for jogging? Always thought they'd be too hot
@@MrKachannie I know their fur isolates them both from cold and hot climates, that's why you shouldn't shave them
I have a husky and a small mixed breed, when he was about 3 months old he didn't want to sleep inside anymore and wanted to go outside, he's loved it ever since. He does cry when he wants to come inside and play or if he wants to go on a walk
@@MrKachanniei live in sunny San Diego and he's good here, jog in the AM or evening if it's too hot
My Siberian Husky (My Nina girl) is the 4th member to our pack. Our other 3 are big beautiful American bull pits. Nina is more of a bully than any of them, but she keeps them well exercised aside from our walks. It’s amazing how protective of them she is at only 6 months old. Yes she’s a runner and it’s nearly impossible to catch her without some sort of plan. But she will follow the rest of the pack to Hell if they lead her there. They won’t leave my yard not even a step. If she gets loose, I usually just let the other 3 out to bring her back home. 😂 4 dogs sounds like a lot of work, but it’s really nearly the same as having one dog. The older pack members help teach the young. I may not have been able to handle her if she were my only companion. Huskies are definitely pack animals. They are at their best when raised along side other dogs.
The amount of drool getting on the bed gives me anxiety
I noticed that as well
I was tryin to find someone else thinking this.
Frfr
Thats whats giving you anxiety? Not the toy?
Yeah it’s nasty asf
I love how you can really get aggressive with these types of dogs. Of course, you HAVE to learn to control that. But if you can, you have such a fun way to excercise, and form a great bond with your best friend.
My Ausie is about the same. What I like is he keeps me in shape! Just properly train
This is FAR better than just walks. Dogs need this kind of stimulus. Even going to dog parks often doesn't allow this kind of intensity. What a great boy
Dogs definitely enjoy it, I have a nine pound toy poodle that likes to wrestle! Only one hand is a worthy opponent though lmao
My mal didn't even bother playing with other dogs at parks!! When the balk games on, it's sll he wanted to do!! Dogs would chase him and all he wanted to do was get that ball back!! FULL ATTENTION on that ball
Tokyo Drift is my border collies favorite game. She latches onto the rope and holds on while I spin. Front paws off the ground and hind paws occasionally airborne for a couple seconds at a time. She'll complain loudly if she feels she isn't "flying" enough.
You could also just bring a strong rope to the park and have a pull-the-rope game with your dog.
@@katrinascarlet5637 just be careful as she gets older her neck may not be able to handle it
Pulled that BBD outta nowhere
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Nah bro not nowhere just nowhere it should have been
His Arse? 😂
Lmaoooo
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"drool blanket" guy does some wild stuff with his wife is what it is.
That trust in his tooth-eye coordination ❤
Besides the “elephant in the room”. I’ve got two of these…….Malinois 😂✌🏻
LOL I see what you did there!
And are your’s mean terrible pets?😢
Nice
Sus toy and “drool blanket”. That’s one happy wife recording ya!
I'm almost positive this guy made a video coming out as gay so...
I said the same thing before reading your comment!!! Sorry!!! Didn't mean to copy
All good well bless him and his husband.
He acts like my English Labrador that doesn’t want to go outside but has some aggressive play and misbehaves
as a dutch person your dog's (as well as many police dogs' " commands are really funny to me
I love my BM!! 💪😁 She is a pure bred rescue! I am So blessed 😎
When you pulled that long black thing from under the covers I jumped! Context is everything.
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Lol😂
It was already in the dogs mouth in the beginning lol
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I too need a drool blanket when playing with a toy of that size, ngl.
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Pikachu noooooo 😮
I NEED A DROOL BLANKET WHEN YOUR GF COMES OVER
*grool blanket
Poo blanket
That's what your wife calls that blanket aswel 😅
My German shepherd plays the same way and knows her command to stop if she gets over stimulated. It’s all about the training. Great work man
He’s trying to put an end on the wife’s Extreme Play Sessions 😂
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Wife?😂 he’s homosexual🏳️🌈 Says his dog is also that’s why he doesn’t breed him. Ain’t nun wrong with it cause what he does don’t affect you or me.🤷🏿♂️😎💪🏿
Husband*
“Peepeepoopoo” and your leg is gone.
Old, stolen joke.
WOW,😱🥶, I thought I wanted a mailing like you....but I am happy with my GSD,still liking your videos,put more training videos up please maybe I can use them on my GSD. Malins. Really are that ferocious? They look so cute,but even my GSD almost knocked me down....💙