The Treaty of Westphalia

It's actually wrong, we hate the Danes.

just hate the french it's that easy

... as seen by the Brits *

Very funny indeed. However, in reality, it's just Germany (enemy) and England (rival), at least nowadays lol

@@kevingarnero2765 Don't forget Austria. We mountain people also like to dunk on you for existing.

England opted out of the Euro before it was introduced. So it aged fine as it was accurate then and is now.

@@Gambit771 The whole saying was "one state and one currency" so the state part... Not so much. :D

Uh... *breathes infrequently* ihhh ufff *gasps* i ... hooo my goodness I came *phew* all the way from *taking last deep breath* sanctuary to tell you *A N O T H E R S E T T L E M E N T N E E D S Y O U R H E L P*

"I'm alright with that...it'll give future journalist something to write about."

@@martinbudinsky8912 is it? the eu effectively acts as a state diplomatically and as a government politically, especially in the eurozone where it sets monetary policy, though spending and such is still run by the local states and governments the eu is kinda diplomatically a single entity

That's one thing that was passed on to the Americans who adopted whole heartedly.

apart from all the times they invaded france lol

@@JasonFightsCrime Adopted it by invading and robbing every single poor country with resources

@@astrolillo Sounds like they have truly lived up to their British roots

@@JasonFightsCrime yeah but we have the advantage of 2 oceans and militarily weak economically dependent neighbors to separate us from all that drama.

Don't forget the shop that sells little things made of straw

Universe Bless Sweden

As a neighbouring Belgian I'm more than happy Sweden never got Luxembourg for storing your revoltive pickled hering

Bit racist. 😉 (@@Listembourg_out_of_Molvania

@@Listembourg_out_of_MolvaniaThat’s it. I’m starting to think the French really did invent fries.

Too right! I was thinking the same myself, but then I became distracted by a pickled herring!

yes, 25 frames for every second

And even painting the soundwaves of their conversation!

truly a revolutionary period for painters

@@ismeza76 Some say it took them their entire lives, to that I say, what is a greater gift than a life well spent!

and managed not to laugh too hard to save it

What do you mean cameraman? That clearly was a wizard.

I nominate the time machine inventor... thanklessly working away and the cameraman gets all the glory

Here's the 600th like für du. 😁👍

What a good day to invent cinema !

Vicodin?

...and probably true.

@@njb1126 no... cocaine.,..its always coke. but this was 15 yrs before house... hed be dead if he kept it up..

Nope. Check the outtakes.

Was Hugh an addict in real life, and if so, what was it?

Historians don't really agree with this viewpoint. The universal peace didn't happen with Westphalia but brought peace to the HRE.

​@@TheWoozie147 You're confusing two different debates in political science: attributing Westphalia as the first step towards 1) perpetual peace and 2) nationhood. Brady is seemingly talking about the latter, which is a lot more central to our modern understanding of political development. National sovereignty (also called westphalian sovereignty, go figure) essentially means that each nation is free to govern as it sees fit, and no other nation has the right to meddle in another's internal affairs. It might not seem like much, but the idea that each prince has the right to chose their own religion was pretty unheard of in the 1600's. The idea of a nation state in itself was very novel in comparison to the shared sovereignty of feudal monarchies.

@@ForgeBall The idea that the Peace of Westphalia created an international recognition of a state's sovereign right to its affairs falls apart pretty quickly. The religious rights of German feudal lords did not grant them further practical autonomy within the Imperial Estates. In fact the next 200 years would be marked by the dissolution of nearly all those "sovereign" principalities. At best it reaffirmed the precedent made at Augsburg 90 years earlier. And the period between Westphalia and the Congress of Vienna was marked by endless international meddling in the Franco-Dutch War, the Nine Years War, the War of the Spanish Succession, the War of the Polish Succession, the War of the Austrian Succession, the Seven Years War, the American Revolution, and the French Revolution.

@@Turambar_499 There's a reason why I referred to it as a debate. I never claimed this was settled science, I just gave a short description of the theory to Krupa since he seemed to be unfamiliar with it. Unless you think I gave a poor description, we don't disagree.

Extreme Eurocentrism has entered the chat. Like the concept of nation states didn't exist outside Europe.

This should be a top comment instead of itchy history buffs correcting a comedy scetch

@@Sirinwara Hahah you are right

This is doctored footage though. Napoleon Bonapetite isn't on it

Even the laughing crowd in the back is accurate

sentient oven Yes, amazing it is in color, I thought they only had black and white film in those days. In any case, just proves that diplomacy and international relations hasn’t changed since then.

Lance Geiger would like to speak with you. edit (added last name to remove any doubt)

History guy?

As a guy from the Balkans I confirm that we habitually feel like assasinating some heirs to the throne whenever we get forgotten.

*angry Yugoslavian noises*

Yeah that seemed to work out fine 😂

@Juni Post Oh no! the brits will leave the EU whatever shall the rest of us europeans do without you?I guess that we will go back to the dark ages without the *strong*british empire guiding us :(

As long as you Brits keep your weak chins and your mangled teeth to yourselves it must be considered an upgrade.

XYNN3R X, and the funny thing is these inbred retards think that the 4% Muslims in Europe will be the cause of the “downfall” of Europe

Tokso Plaxmocis keep living in your delusions.

Tokso Plaxmocis me when I see people with more melanin than me: 😡

3:56 check again

Me too, I'm not swedish, but I do love pickled herring.

I'm offended by how the Swedish ambassador didn't say "We don't hate you we only hate the danes" instead of "We don't hate anybody"

@@edvindenbeste2587 Are you suggesting the Danes are somebody?

Don't listen to them, pickled herring is awesome!

British policies on Continental Europe in a nutshell. 🤣

It's actually from a different show called The Nearly Complete and Utter History of Everything.

Robert Bathurst

*_NOBODY_* EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION.

I certainly did not

Just because it's British doesn't mean it's like Monty Python. Monty Python would have done this sketch very differently.

No

@@sjsbviufvibwvuspi Well, I didn't expect .... oh, nvm.

2000s* in a nutshell

Human history in a nutshell

French history in a nutshell

Dr. House in a nutshell.

more like "all of european history in a nutshell" XD

The Ferrero ad was played to death in Greece especially before Christmas and New Year

And I'm the Pope.

You made a mark on this world, sir.

If you are who you say, you have left a mark on this world, my friend.

Pa tako je zato što bi radije da imamo nacionalni ponos i budemo sluge ostalih sila, nego da se držimo zajedno i budemo svoji na svome. Na Balkanu i ovako malo pameti ima, a sada je još izvozimo po svetu...

@@cloud42269 nema to veze sa tim što si napisao

Pa na kraju za Savage land of Balkans, svi se slože da "Bosnia and Herzegovina and Kosovo go to Great Serbia", ahahaha i kažu "All satisfied! This will guarantee peace forever. Forever!" :)

Yes, but you see, we needed that drink.

Hmmmm, as an American, all I know is "Balkanized" is not a complimentary descriptor.

"That new high-grade narcotic you're so fond of" was clearly ad-libbed, judging from Laurie's reaction. Hard to tell for most of the rest.

I want to see more stuff like this. What show was this from? Where can I see more comedy like this?

It really annoys me how people always overestimate how much is improv. It's kinda insulting to the script writer(s)

​@@wadedewell looks like Blackadder but I'm not sure

The entire scene is scripted.

I was watching this scene with my brain on life saving mode, not focusing at all, but that was the moment i realized the Frech was indeed Hugh Laurie...

@@cancatalbas7849 SAME OMG I LITERALLY WENT "HOUSE?"

Forshadowing

Very French too.

A vey FRENCH line from Hugh Laurie. Let’s not kid ourselves. We hate the brits for a millenia, and the germans for even more than that. And we had honestly a quite fun history.

Have you got room for a barrel of herring or two? The kingdom of Sweden would be ever so gratefull if you do! We´ll even employ your humorous dwarf as a herring pickler if you do! What a boon to your local economy!

eis Streihpoppen sinn halt Legendär

The "owhhh" from a lady in the audience is icing on the cake.

I think that is sort of what they referred to as using it as storage. It's storage for money, a bank economy.

@@tobyforrester The one country that manages to have 7000 registered corporations for each lawyer. Meaning that everyone wants to be registered there because no one will look too closely at the paperwork

tax straw evasion.. flax jobs

grass rooted

wanting a shrubbery

TheGoldenFluzzleBuff So true :D.

TheGoldenFluzzleBuff I said FOREVER!

+TheGoldenFluzzleBuff You forgot something. France no longer considers Austria to be a rival. France has announced Sweden as their new rival.

+SparkStop "Oh coitus, you've forgotten the Balcans".

+spudnic88 I thought that was self-explaining (?!) - but never mind dear ;)

Thank you! I was wondering when this was made!

Harmeet Singh Walia, thank you. I had no idea

Thx m8

Ah thanks, I had assumed it was from "A bit of Fry and Laurie"

Thanks so much for this info :D

YOu're the real hero here, thank you!

Zzyzzyzzs Hah!

They made babies and now it's 185.

French or Swedish ones?

Luxembourger here, and I am here to confirm that there are no more than two hundred citizens in this country, and that the French/Swedish ratio is at a clean 50/50 split. And, yes, 90+% of them can be really butthurt, and all of them have watched this video, even the babies. Please take these jars of pickled herring away from us. They do not make for good house building material, and they are *EVERYWHERE*.

I'm pretty sure a couple of them voted twice!

This is so random, but I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Didn’t Iceland win this a couple of years ago?

Wouldn't have had the room for all the wine if the Swedes got to store their pickled herring there.

@@ryankelly9032 Uhhh, how small do you think Iceland is? There's not a lot of people but it sure is a sizeable island.

@@scorpixel1866 my comment had nothing to do with the size of Iceland. It was a reference to the movie Eurovision with Will Ferrell and Rachel McAdams.

Hey, you learn there's a country (or whatever) called Luxemburg. That's educative indeed.

It's quite educating in comedy if you ask me Look at the "humorous" content on tv nowadays

*L U X E M B O U R G*

@@LuisAldamiz I thought it was just a radio station

I'm with you on that categorization of this video, though I think I remember it from my first college history course, come to think of it.

We need it for our pickled herring. Plagues victims crawl, etc

Luxembourg comes from Lucilinburhuc (medieval for "Little Fortress") or Bockfiels (German for "fortified promontory"). Basically, it's a big storage bin. :P

Well, that's what Amazon and many other companies thought too, which is why they nowadays use Luxembourg for storing lots of money.

Peeyew 😄😄

Now they store their money.

Naw. Most kids, as always, don't care.

@@waynemarvin5661 We’d be in geography class like, “Well, we just knew it was on the continent and didn’t give a toss, really…”

@@bcj842 🤓❄️🇮🇱🤡👃🔰

Or hate even more people because its fun...

Partly true. The dismantling of the fortress was decided by the European powers in the Treaty of London. It had the desired effect that Luxemburg lost its strategic significance. The former fortified area is today the city park.

@@leondarcy7367 So it was less "We dismantled this thing to make our city less of a target" and more like the 19th-century equivalent of a strategic arms limitation treaty?

Not as badly as if you lived here and could smell them! Surströmming is not for sane people!

What is 'whiff'?

CELESTINE KHASATSILI it’s the bad smell! My favorite line too 😂😂😂😂😂

@@GreenMetalicDevil Surströmming is fermented herring though, not pickled. Just saiyan

@@tttc Ok, did I say anything else?

History Channel: And thats how nazi aliens divided europe

Mark A. Dunham, Jr. I mean, technically he was referring to Stephen Fry's (The Ambassadors) comment upon the single currency, saying that England would opt out of it (for you see, they pay in pound, not in euro), and not what many here seem to think, Brexit. I, however, would contend that this here sketch becomes even more brilliant with recent British political revelations in mind.

@@generalerica4123 Spot on.

@@generalerica4123 *unsure* about opting out

@@generalerica4123 to be fair brexxit wasn't realy that hard to predict, england never realy wanted the eu in the first place and basicaly just joint out of peer pressure(fear of european isolationism)

@@tommerker8063 European isolationism? Isolate from what? The Russians? The americans? The Chinese? All of them are quite nationalist countries. Work together in order to not let them surpass you economically is not isolationism.

😔

Unfortunately.

@@selinesbeau *pose unmasked with guns

We're all Luxemburgers now

​@@dlein93 Yeah, they should be degenerate bootlickers and trust everything the state and media tells them, because if anyone is trustworthy it's them and their useful idiots.

Unfortunately not. EU4 had politics that made much more sense. This video is more like the real thing than anything put into a grand strategy game.

Nah it's like the first hoi4 peacedeal ai.

Europe , how it used to be...

So hot

Especially if you promise your allies land

What narcotic ia referred too?

@@eriksunden4704 It could be opium or tobacco. Something else I can't remember except marijuana.

cocaine

@@deadpan904 Opium isn't from the New World but i believe India,Pakistan that area.

@@NapoleonBonaparde Opium was primarily from Afghanistan. Heroin and opium are both mainly Afghani crops. They were referring to cocaine.

Lol, as Yuri Orlov said "When the Balkans say their going to have a war, they mean it!"

Xan penguin As a balkan i can only say: We dont war all the time but when we do we war all the way.

Broman Yes we had 2 revolutions, multiple wars and two great wars just to kick you out XD

@@stalinsmum6475 man it is the lack of diplomatic tendencies between countries. Everybody is just very xenophobic.

@@tincondra4307 too much emotional volatility. 😕🤷🏻‍♂️😔😐

Was this before or after the shit hit the fan in the Balkans?

Hasn't that been happening continuously in the Balkans since the 15th century?

Continuously since there have been people in the Balkans covers it better. I do not think you could find a period longer than 50 years when there have been no major border changes or uprisings in the Balkans since the fall of Rome.

I want some titty, 'cause England is my city.

+Maintenance Renegade - 'several' is more imprecise than it should've been. This was filmed in the same ten-year span as the Balkan conflicts - as in the conflicts of the former-Yugoslavia.

We won didn't we? Well for a while.

Well it would have been Saxony that entered the Coalition, due to them having a sort of Personal Union over the PLC.

+Fredrik Dunge Knocked out in the fourth round fighting in the corner of the ring.

it'd be some random shitty HRE nation that starts the war

They will find no safety in numbers...

I'll have to remember that one, just wonderful alternative if you don't wont to use the f-word. :D

GIVE IT ALL TO SERBIA, are you mad! That will give them control of access to the Black Sea.

we, Bulgarians have the black sea!! stay away serbs!! muhaha

They could've given it all to the Ottomans and waited ten or twenty years...Too soon?

You time-table's a bit off there, mate.

Mostly river outlets that we could tax

We do need a good place to stash it before easter, midsummer, christmas. It is a miracle that we dont eat on New Year as well.

That was, in the end, the most important result.

Well and the Alsace-Lorraine or Elsaß-Lothringen area. That messed things up for many years to come. If WW3 ever happens I half expect Germany and France to start fighting over it once more just for the hell of it. Even if they start out on the same side.

I've seen it commented somewhere that there have been many global conflicts, but a war cannot count as a true World War unless Germany invades France through Belgium.

Except they never made "greater Serbia". But in all fairness, Serbia *is* always great...

yes they did, after WW1, Serbian ruled state by Serbian king with Serbian police beating Croats, Slovenes and other non-Serbs. Doesnt get much better that that

I'ts not supposed to be realistic, it's simplistic satire. Very good satire at that.

meh, it's just a collective region of savages and weird women with head scarf. Whatever could happen from that region, anyway?

...no

>_>

So would every Ikea customer today (so pretty much the whole of mankind).

We do like Islam though.

JediJaras That was what I was thinking too. I thought he would atleast have pointed out that we hate the Danes.

@@mr.normalguy69 Your comment made me laugh so hard I almost made accidental Halal!

Pickled herring is all right. Fermented herring is ... well I have had it and I survived.

@@ann-carolinemorner6405 Some of you has survived.

@@JonatasAdoM Ha ha.

@@ann-carolinemorner6405 Who doesn't like rollmops.

Its like a biochemical weapon.

I don't get it. What did it mean?

Also middle east

@@antokarman2064 And the Balkans... and to be honest any foreign land Europe has been involved in.

@@Alystas What's important to remember is that the colonized people weren't just sitting around, perfectly content with their boundaries with neighboring cultures ... there was low-key warfare at all times, testing each others' resolve. Colonization suppressed communication and movement of the native population ... enforcing a sort of truce. Then, when decolonization was complete, the ethic groups could get back into "negotiations" with each other ... now with Western industrial weaponry.

*Israel and Palestine stares in the distance*

@@secularmonk5176 -turns sparks into conflagrations -There was always a fire! Sure, in the most meaningless usage of term.

The name for that part of the Benelux is old, it comes from the “Belgae” tribe of Gauls, which was mentioned in Caesar’s book The Gallic Wars

The French ambassador is wearing the tricoleur, so...

Wasn't Luxembourg part of Belgium once?

indeed. but the irony persists still since there is no certainty it will endure still

Priceless

Totally

The joke was too funny he had turn and find the person who wrote the script 🤣🤣🤣

Coffee.

@JZ's Best Friend North America wasn't mentioned, just America. Many modern countries make no distinction between North and South and and South Americans will say that they are Americans. :)

Fry & Laurie, Constable Goody, and I'm sure I know the other two but my brain is all fog right now. Their faces are so familiar!

Thats what rather appealed to us too.

Because it's true.

@BlackDeathViral03 France had been regularly throwing parties on german soil for centuries.... long before "that Corsican bloke" buttraped Prussia though lmao. They got more than great times. Almost half of metropolitan France currently was part of the HRE at some point... and look where all those lands are now.

@BlackDeathViral03 It hasn't been all down hill for the French since Napoleon. Indeed Germany kicked their asses in 1871, but in WW1 France performed just as well as the British against Germany. In WW2 it was the new superpowers the US and USSR that decided the war. Also, ever since the end of WW2, France has been the only real military power in Western Europe. The British and German armies of nowadays are mere shadows of what they used to be and rely heavily on NATO (US).

What @@KarakNornClansman said.

“Oh coitus we forgot the Balkans” and “She’s back”

“In future years there will be Swedish Luxembourgers and French Luxembourgers - Protestant and Catholic - _both_ at each other’s throats!” - “Oh, I dunno, I think that’ll give journalists in the future something to write about”

That was weird, right? One would think that the English would fancy to kick some French arse.

England, Agent of Chaos

@@dillonwarcup6426 Indeed. There is a funny quote _If two fish are fighting in a river an Englishman must have passed by._

While funny, its not like you can actually make borders in the Balkans without pissing off somebody, since everybody claims each others territotry.

@@horstschlemmer9578 Its peaceful these days excluding Kosovo and that sleeping disaster which is Bosnia

At least Hungary is little and Turkey limited to a city in Balkans

NapoleonBonaparte Is that what we’ve got planned for June then? Another war in the Balkans?

@@AtaMarKat Well i hope not those countries cant wage a war without outside financial aid.

They have finally opted out of everything... in the worst possible time.

@@LuisAldamiz on the best way to opt out of great Britain.

@@LuisAldamiz One wonders what they opted inTO ... I am sure they don't know ...

@@whynottalklikeapirat - They opted to be the US Trojan Horse inside the EU. That's why most of EU isn't really worried about Brexit, it is good for us, at least not bad.

@@LuisAldamiz Good point

That wasnt Germany tho. Germany didnt exist until 1871.

Manojoogo I know, I'm just simplifying for the sake of the joke :)

It wasn't Germany at all. That was either Belgium or the Netherlands.

James Witteveen indeed, Germany or more likely Prussia and Austria lost the thirty wars hence they gave territories to the winners mainly France and Sweden

It was the 30 year war, and Germany/Prussia didn't exist at this time. In a way, Austria lost, yes, but the territory that they are giving up here is not Austria's territory itself.

And then Napoleon shows up. And they made more treaties that will end Continental European warfare forever. But then came the German Empire, and again more treaties that were to end Continental European warfare forever. Except for this one very angry Austrian with a stupid mustache, who was angry at the Jews for existing...

@@LuckyBird551 To be fair, if anyone was stupid enough to actually believe the Treaty of Versailles was stable enough to end WW1 by just saying "Germany admits they suck and pays for everything everyone broke AFTER we take basically half its territory," then they totally deserve what they set up. At least the lesson got learned: desperation breeds radicalism, radicalism causes war. If you want to stop a war, stop desperation.

​@@LuckyBird551This happened more than a century before that tho.

Where is it from?

@@no-ge9gd The BBC produced a show called "The Nearly Complete and Utter History of Everything" of different sketches, with as one can see comedians of its time like Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry.

vonteflon Yeah they really go bonkers with the writing.

Well it's one funny way to say oh fuck , we forgot

@@raisingwings2913 One of my favourite lines of all time is from Monty Python "oh, intercourse the penguin!"

vonteflon - f@%#, no one should EVER forget the Balkans - that’s where the bloody problems always start!

@@dorianphilotheates3769 Not true anymore, they start in Russia nowadays...

Pretty sure my history teacher showed us this

Yep. A bunch of aristocrats drawing imaginary lines based on what chunks of land with diverse populations they liked to own. What could go wrong?

Cocaine was big in the 70-90ies So I guess Hugh smiked because he used cocaine at that time...

@@MrChillerNo1 I rather had the impression it was Stephen who had the cocaine habit. Didn't he once adjourn to the toilets at Buck House for a refresher?

Those two points about hating people making life more fun and "that high grade narcotic", I find, are foreshadowing one Dr. Gregory HOUSE. ;-)

Bleeding coffee addicts... they're everywhere!

I knew I recognized Dr. House in this video!!!

Oh my, didn’t recognize Stephen Fry. How lovely

The fact that you know him now as "Dr House" and not for skits like this and for Blackadder says a lot about are SoCiEtY

I assumed Stephen Fry was the Dutch ambassador.

@Batman The Dark Knight What's this about?

So....?

Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool, eating pickled herring in my neighborhood.

@@alexanderfoelkel8316 WHOOSH!

When the reformists started agitatin', they were up to no good. I had one little revolt and the nobility got scared, they said "We need a constitutional monarchy, so put your signature there."

Begged and pleaded with them, they said: ooh we're gonna kamikaze your tail.

He didn't mean opt out of European Union. He referred to the single currency. Britain was a member of the EU when the sketch was broadcast but had not replaced its currency. So, I think it's a joke about the euro :-)

Oh That was surely what was intended.... but prophetic words are so often veiled, no?

Well, Sweden never changed currency either.

Britain joined the EEC quite late, not right away

You mean when Greece set the ball on fire.

England's attitude towards anything not-England for about 99% of its documented history.

@@ERRandDEL more like 60% of history. they spent like 300 years bothering the world over the crown of France, Hannover, and the Nazis,

@@JamesJJSMilton Hanoverians when Queen Victoria ascended the throne: "We're really sorry, Britain, but we just cannot allow a woman to hold our crown. If you'd like, we can try to change our constitution or find another arrangement to continue our personal union?" Leaders of the UK: "Oh thank the heavens, you're finally leaving? We'll throw in the Isle of Man if you do it before the next war explodes. From now on we'll *demand* that our heirs marry commoners so they won't accidentally inherit more impossible-to-defend territories."

Luxemburg was essentially a satellite state anyways

@@Wickedonezz was?

@@VictoriaPatricia in ww1 yes

@@Wickedonezz for the most part Germany had nothing to gain from ww1 except colonies

@@Yingyanglord1 what about diplomatic and economic dominance in Europe?

Well, Luxemburg's GDP is probably bigger than the Balkans'. (Just kidding)