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N Satheesan zero. The acceleration time graph has no gradient.
N Satheesan It makes no sense. The left seriously can’t meme.
@N Satheesan don't be a 'jerk'
Hey, Lookup Tables are your friend. Also, do you still use Spreadsheets at your level, or just Python etc?
"should I put F=ma on the cheat sheet?" the engineers equivalent to doing 2+2 on your calculator just in case xD
I mean, I was once doing a drawing, I was calculating some sizes and my brain farted out 26 + 39 =56. I didn't use the calculator because how could I possibly get that wrong. The drawing ended up looking all squished and I lost 4 hours of work. Now I know, double check shit WITH a calculator.
yea about that on java midterm i forgot the stupid line that imports all the commands and ended up writing everything without being able to test the code...
Isn’t it engineers doing both though?
I once wrote 44/22 = 11 in a test. The next day my teacher called me and showed me my paper. It was so embarrassing lmao. I always use a calculator to check every calculation I make since then.
Or V=IR
The most engineer thing I've heard is "the closest I've been to a threesome is doing 2 programming tasks in one night"
Really?!
Wait until you hear the dirty talk
@@zachstar as an aero engineer, no two words turn me on more than "inviscid flow"
@@xxbeatuupzz Show me what you got you bad Bernoulli bitch *slaps engineering pad*
@@xxbeatuupzz inviscid flow 😉
0:41 He reads everything out loud. *Except for the answer on his calculator*
And here's where I'd put [the answer he read out loud] *IF HE READ IT*
Lol loved that bit
Not gonna get any marks just for that anyway.
lmao that’s so me
"How does a phone work?" "Fucking magic!" the response I give all the time as a software engineer
Shouldn't you be saying by the electric circuits in the phone that turn on and off on each input which tell the phone what commands to execute?
@@arthochakravorthy6274 That is a extremely bad explanation that is also extremely very bad.
@@arthochakravorthy6274 nice try but not really it is quite more complicated than that.
@@arthochakravorthy6274 its magic my guy
The phone seams to run on sum sort of magic
“So would that circuit have been used in the Iron Man suit”, *camera pans to whiteboard* its a single resister and a voltage source 💀
Yeah with the V=IR, that was hilarious
I almost died in that one. Like the most simplest circuit was used in the iron man suit 😂😂😂😂
@@aniruddhrao3489 so technically it probably would have been used somewhere in some form, right?
@@kelly2631 A more complex form would have been used sure but this type of circuit is probably only used to teach people who are new to the field
@@aniruddhrao3489 I was gonna say that I made a lampstand when was in junior high that was exactly that, but then I remembered that there was a switch, so, yeah, your right
I took the cheat sheet game so far at my uni they had to make a rule against it. We were allowed one side A4 so I used blue and red ink paired with those old style blue and red filter 3D goggles to effectively give myself two sides A4 on one side of paper. This was allowed in the exam but they specifically banned it afterwards.
That's brilliant
Well done. I bet you are a legend at your uni.
I made a Möbius strip for my one sided cheat sheet
Glorious
fuck you need two sides of A4 on a test for
"how do you solve Navier stokes? I could use a million bucks" funniest.
P=NP for N=1 Gimme my money bitch
@@rhealastname266 its for P=0 you litte shit
The answer is solar energy. Population = Nuclear Power is true because society will e eventually develop to that point but we have to move to solar energy. You are welcome.
@@ashtonsmith1730 That's the joke lol!
@@rhealastname266 no its N=1 or P=0
It's all fun and games until you find that one guy who is all of these simultaneously
Henlo
Shrodingers asshole
Idk bro, it would be real embarassing for the one with prior knowledge in engineering to cheat.
@@shockbladezed2352 That guy might not have cheated though. It's made to seem ambiguous.
@@launcher3694 No, that's someone who waits to see what reaction he/she gets before deciding whether to say "It was a joke"
"I'm gonna sell that design to Boeing and then use that money to buy Boeing." A Zach Star-run Boeing would be an interesting Boeing indeed
With drones and light sabers.
The biggest threat to all nations is lack of light saber drones
@@zachstar The biggest threat to all nations would be if you were allowed to own a massive corporation and began designing killer robots... We already have Google's AI research and Boston Dynamics robot research... we don't need Zach Star's latest project we all know how well it went the last time before you invented the time machine to return back in time to when you hadn't invented the HARM - Human Attracted Remote Missile...
@@livedandletdie imagine if an engineer invented a time machine lmao
@@jordanismyname7988 Specialized engineers probably won't be able to build one. A time machine literally fucks with space-time, you need to develop some crazy science for that.
"... and barely passed with the curve that you ruined!" was a genius line xD
What is curve?
@@Xeem_Pad sometimes assignments are graded on a curve, like if everyone did particularly bad on an exam the percentages would be adjusted to fit that. For example, someone with a 40/100 might get a B for that exam
We had one of these 😂
3:24 or ‘the pretender’ That studies 500 years but acts like he doesn’t
Elon Musk _ yes to sound cool that they did not study but they totally did
Lol
We're just depressed and have no confidence in our self worth. Leave us alone. :'(
Hmmm I got some fan boy of mine imao
Elon Musk I don’t like people impersonating me lol
3:40 "I got 12 angry men ready to beat this sh*t out of you cause they actually studied" XDDD made me LOL
Me too
oh my god. You used lol, CORRECTLY and it sounds wrong
I'm the one in the zoom class that asks the question that everyone in chat is asking (the professor never checks chat) only to have the professor rant about how dumb the question is.
:D
Oof I feel that
As a person who only uses chat, thank you
Good for you dude
Take for for the team, good man
I had the “curve ruiner” in my Chem 1 class, and it wasn’t just one but four. Four people were retaking the class, I think all on their third time. They absolutely destroyed the curve.
Isn't Chem 1 just highschool chemistry?
@@entropy8634 depends on the school sometimes yeah but sometimes no. High school chem at my university is called "remedial chemistry" and is chem 99.
@@entropy8634 It can depend, for my uni's general chemistry its high school up until a few weeks near the end (didn't take AP tho so can't comment in that regard)
I was the curve ruiner. I had taken upper level IB physics, but it didn't get me credit for my physics class in college. I dropped the study class when I found out it was optional. Found out the homework wasn't required at that point. I did the 3 hardest problems from each lesson to prove to myself I understood it and studied maybe half an hour for exams. The professor asked to see me after class. I was the only student to get not only everything right but all the extra credit on the 1st of 2 midterms. (I missed 2 0ts on the 2nd) He wanted to know how a student who had dropped the very recommended study class had gotten the top grade. As soon as I told him why he accepted I wasn't cheating and told me he wasn't going to set curves off of me. The median rest score was like a D+. I kept my grades in that class very quiet for about 2 years until I got very drunk and 2 if my friends kept going on and on about how brutal the class was. It's ok tho. I took diff eq 3 times.
@@entropy8634 I think it’s AP Chem.
"When you were coding hello world, i was in intern coding hello World..of Warcraft" Lmfao, that's totally a thing my brother would say.
Engineering students actually be like : gonna let this guy Zachary star ruin my sleep schedule
Facts
Bahahahhaha so true
"I've been interning at NASA since I was three" Too real
I also love gargling Listerine mid-test. It mentally helps me to ace every single one I take.
Remember I never exaggerate in these videos, all real world experiences.
@@zachstar You have got be kidding me.
@@zachstar Nice! My man!
@@zachstar omg, no way someone uses mouthwash during exams! 😂😂
@@rafialif8602 I once brought an electric kettle, teapot, and my favourite teacup to an exam.
The cheat sheet part reminded me of this one time in history where I managed to fit an entire study guide onto about two-thirds of one side of a notecard. Proudest achievement of my life
What was the font size
I did that except in Latin 1, fit 9/10 pages on the full note card (didn’t need the first page, it was easy vocab)
One of my friends only included what he needed, so he drew cats on his notecard
I did that, but then I lost the notecard.
A good one I’ve experienced is “if no one has any questions, class is dismissed.” Then some precedes to ask a never ending stream of questions unrelated to the lecture
Sorry :(
I'm yo dadda
Harder daddy 0.0
@@mylegocustoms3443 8=D
fuck yes math man
What the fack are the above reply's even talking about
@@LightningShiva1 hahahahahah lmao welcome to the club
Lmao those cheat sheets were epic. I’d spend three days making a cheat sheet and then get lost and scramble during the test because I couldn’t find the specific formula I needed. Sheet was so packed!
I think they knew this when designing the EIT exam, since you get a small library to use as a cheat sheet.
Not so easy in the U.K. we have to derive our formulas. Unless it’s thermo dynamics. Then we can take a sheet in.
@@lesserspottedmugwump.363 That's rough!
@@lesserspottedmugwump.363 whst degree do you do?
@@Prashant-pm7iz Grandmaster of Philoscience
0:55 you forgot to make the teacher tell the non-noisy dude to stop chatting
so f'ing true OMG I tell the literal NOISIEST PEOPLE IN THE CLASS to (respectfully) STFU, and the teacher tells ME "no talking!"?!? like what is wrong with them
"For number 3, I want you guys using Schrödinger's equation. That's the surprise I mentioned earlier!" _Pained noises of students_ Cheat sheet artist: "Fucking told you lol" This exchange killed me lol
We need 'Engineering Profs be Like' Part 2! And Part 3 and..... Part n (lim n-> inf)
"I know it by heart, but I might forget it for some reason...better put it on the notecard." I felt that sooo hard lmao
2:47 ''How does a phone work?'' ''FUCKIN' MAGIC!'' I died.
Commented before watching. For those who don't know the joke on the shirt in the thumbnail. The third derivative of position is called the jerk
Can u explain a lil more😅 How is it jerk?
lol thx, i hoped somebody here could explain that to me and youtube comments never fail me ^^ to anyone who cares: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerk_(physics) /upvoted
@@3zahra644 An acceleration of acceleration. Like when you slam on your brakes when driving.
@@B3Band That's about as confusing as saying that acceleration is the velocity of velocity. Just say that the jerk is the derivative of acceleration with respect to time.
@Rockstump Bike yes, but that also depends on the mass
2:46 "How does a phone work?" "F*cking magic! Oh! Look at that we're out of time. I'll see you guys on Monday" This part made me laugh so much I woke my roommate XD.
The T-shirt translates to “Don’t be a jerk” .
Can you explain it for us who don't know?
Yeah.. explain
@@dxtfx1912 derivative of position(x) with respect to time is velocity which is dx/dt. Double derivative of the x with respect to time is acceleration i.e (d^2*x)/(d*t^2). The triple derivative of the same is called "jerk" which means sudden movement which is (d^3*x)/(d*t^3).
@@shripadrao33 that a new concept to me. Must be something new that is being taught.
@Ꮶαƚѕuƙi βαƙugօ exactly
"I'm just saying, if you use a lookup table...you're a bitch." I'm in tears.
“I’d say finishing 2 programming assignments in 1 night is the closest I’ve been to a threesome.” This had me DYINGGGGGG
3:31 that fcking clock is genius.
1:15 You also need to write one layer in blue, then one layer in red, and bring blue and red lenses so that you can use each space twice.
And write each layer with different polarizations so there's 4 layers (RH, RV, BH, BV) to see. Add yellow and you get 6 total (RH, RV, YH, YV, BH, BV.) Now get a mantis shrimp eye and see 22 different colors, use ALL of those (with polarization, ofc) to get 50 layers. Who doesn't need literally EVERY equation for EVERY subject?
“I know F=ma by heart but I better put it on there in case I forget it” This right here
4:06 i have a college class where we are learning SOLIDWORKS and two of my classmates learned how to use it in middle school and one is going to submit a tank he designed in 7th grade as his final project. They take the class because it’s “a free credit”
Not gonna lie, I definitely am guilty of reading out problems in a whisper during tests.
Don't
@@leongrden8112 yeah mean just whisper the answer instead thankss
I am very much
0:55 was awesome .... and that "thank you" in the end XD.
Engineers are a hybrid of physicists who are bad at physics and mathematicians who are bad at math. jk, engineers are awesome!
We're not physicists who are bad at physics. We're just approximately physicists.
I feel attacked
Hey I'm not bad at math, I'm just bad at math
I was once a physicist who was bad at physics, maybe I would've made a good engineer
Engineers are just physicists who insist on constantly collapsing the Quantum Wave Function.
"Cheat sheat graffiti artist" Me in French when I'm given the option of writing a cheat sheet.
I love those teachers!
Man, French is easy, lol.
@@pnutbuttrcrepes8129 Not when English, the main language that you speak, is still challenging to you.
PnutButtrCrepes A white flag on a stick. English is easy, just increase the volume. “LE SPEEEK DE FUQIN ANGLAIS”.
PnutButtrCrepes French is by far my hardest class. It all depends on what you already know, how interested you are, and how good the teacher is.
As a gifted kid with low confidence, I definitely felt that “barely tries and still does well” skit
In Calculus 2, a class I was not required to take but took for fun, I was excluded from the curve to make it fair. finished the class with a 99.8%
@@bilalrasool2318 bro what 🥶
@@bilalrasool2318 what the FUCK
@@isagiyoichi5207 I think he’s talking about high school calculus. Anyone who says they got very high grades in accredited engineering calculus without trying is just lying.
@@nafinbong9222 ye exactly I’m doing aerospace engineering and I cant imagine getting 99.8% just by trying
I watched this once before I graduated high school and thought the video was pretty funny. Now that I’m done my first year in engineering I have to say I felt a lot these clips on a deep emotional level. Especially that cheater one lol.
5:27 the shirt made me laugh out loud.
what does it mean? 🥺
@@hallis8906 Jerk
@@willyou8867 how??
@@mayankbisht7691 Displacement = X. First derivative of X= Velocity. Second derivative of X=Acceleration. Third derivative of X=Jerk.
@@mayankbisht7691 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerk_(physics)
2:04 there was a kid in my fluids class that did this. By the end of the semester, I swear every single person in that class despised when he would raise his hand.
2:56 that wall clock looks very dangerous
"Once a Engineer always a ENGINEER" 😆
I'm in computer programming, and I feel like some weird hybrid who oscillates between "The one who should not have made it this far in school" and "The one who barely tries and still does well." I guess I should have gone into statistics, then on the average I'd be normal.
The cheat sheet one is so true. People will spend more time on those things than actually studying and learning the material. I had a kid come in once with a magnifying glass cause he had typed one up in the smallest font he could get...
I got a few printed professionally because my home printer didn't have the necessary resolution.
For the Cheat Sheet, I'd probably just write the whole thing on the computer and print it at a custom scale.
@@ammaarahgardee9506 That's too bad, my hand writing is probably as bad as a Doctor.
@@ammaarahgardee9506 I don't know, Sometime I struggle reading some stuff I wrote months earlier
I'm from India and as an engineering student, "Bringing micro cheats in exams" and "the one who had engineering experience before college" is pretty relatable one, else others kinds alienating to me, anyways it's good to see the law of similarity exists in between =)
Great video. Thanks for sharing.
“And the goop lady was all like oh no help me”
1:32 this is completely me lmao
GOD bless you Zach! I adore your sense of humor!
Thank you!
I keep coming back to this video after a couple semester go by to see how many jokes I understand compared to last time.
0:19 Zach Star ASMR career confirmed.
I'm a noisy test taker
The calculator sound effects and the gurgling in the beginning absolutely KILLED me!!!!!
Love this channel!😂
The Noisy test taker in real life literally almost makes my brain hemorrhage
Sell it to Boeing and BUY Boeing.😂😂
3:45 This is a big reason why I fiercely oppose grading on curves. It turns students into competitors rather than cooperators, it unfairly punishes students on the left side of the IQ bell curve by comparing them with students on the right side of the bell curve, and it does not help with learning objectives at all. It is a lazy and irresponsible way for professors to hide their incompetence if the overall class performance was low, and punish students who succeed in the learning objectives if the overall class performance was high because they did not preform to the same level as their peers at that point in time. in short, grading on a curve is Evil and unhelpful.
"How do you solve navier-stokes?" 😂😂😂
Great video Zach! When’s the part 2 for “Engineering professors be like” coming out?
"Ive got 12 angry men waiting to beat the shit out of you" Golden joke
This thing hits different when you finally start studying engineering ... 3 days to my first engineering class !!!😁😁
Oh you sweet summer child Don't worry though, you got dis
Dude, if you really love it. Go for it! I know I don't
it's not that bad. i'm a ee and borderline dumb as a rock. graduated three years ago and worked at a small consulting firm doing a lot of nothing and now work in utilities doing transmission planning. only problem is i dont remember jack shit on transmission theory. guess what i'm saying is, just fake it til you make it. buy a ti nspire and type all your notes onto it, at least for the lower div stuff. nobody expects you to have a cheat sheet on the calc. obviously don't do this if you actually get to bring a cheat sheet
@@brimmed you are my inspiration now. I was thinking of dropping out dude
Nice! I hope to come back here 5 years in the future and hear good news from you.
Thank you mr star this was really funny
Fitting everything on a cheat sheet is so me.
I have literally only studied for 2 tests in my entire life. The ASVAB and the driving tests. I have always let my test grades carry me because I know my stuff even if the teacher thinks I dont and tells me to sit up. I learn better eyes closed unless looking at an equation because it gives me the ability to imagine the equation and try to figure it out.
As a music student, this is fascinating to me
I need that don’t be a jerk jumper
1:36 Definitely seen a lot of those. I used one note so I just scale things so that they fit into a letter sized sheet.
"Would that circuit have been used in Iron Man's suit?" that scene was too accurate, I even think that same question about everything lmfao
Spoiler alart, the answer is an easy no. If this circuit was in Iron Man's suit then the suit won't work (or it will overhit and explode). The best I can think of is maybe that tin can mark 1 suit he got, but even that's a stretch
"How does a phone work?" "F*CKING MAGIC oh look at that we're out of time for today"
Man came prepared. Cant blame him.
This channel is seriously underrated ❤
I love this!!!!
1:37 Never have I been so offended by something I absolutely agree with
Boutta grab a “Don’t be a jerk” hoodie fk yes 👌🏼
The Navier Stokes lol, I did not expect that.
Can confirm these are all accurate... still way better than premeds
4:53 my Thermodynamics prof said that he would kill himself if he had to use a look up table.
All of these take me back, and I don't know how I feel about it.
One of the few youtubers who make me laugh out loud :D
(Civil) engeneering undergrads when angry: Why am I even studyng this! I ain't ever using this while making a road!
I love the "Don't be a jerk" shirt!!!
LMAO I don't even know why I'm watching all these videos, I've been in health sciences since forever. Love your videos Zach!
finally some good content to watch on youtube
Lmao! Schrödinger’s equation for a pendulum system. Is it Antman’s pendulum or something? 🤣
Remembering my physics and maths tests in highschool, i put some cheat index card in my id case. Definitely saves time and keeps my anxiety at bay knowing if i forget f=ma for some reason, just gonna check that id man.
Hhhhhhhhhhh Same here
oh my I really love that shirt! Encountered this in control systems when we needed to write time derivatives of the current...
Fuck I love it when I'm studying for my math exam and you release a video. Just inspires me to study harder, whatever video it is.
Im suppose to do engineering assignments right now
M2
"I know f=ma by heart" damn thats Einstein right there lmao
Love that shirt! Long time viewer. Keep up the great content. :)
LMFAO they do be reading the test out-loud like that and pressing their calculator vigorously
lol this man speaks the truth!
I felt every single line of the cheat sheet guy on a personal level.
HAHAHA this made me laugh so much- your channel is awesome
I remember specially. We had this prof who would grade extremely hard. You had to take 2 of his courses to pass your major. I'm actually glad I took his class because he way over taught us, other courses felt like recaps of his 2 courses. I had finished with a B in his 2nd course which was the hard one. However this guy I had met was consistently getting A's. I would sit in the very front trying to absorb all I can while he would sit 10 rows behind in a class that was