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When you find diamonds but you are just looking for iron: *A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one*
Unless you have a stone pick instead of the iron one and then cry your self to sleep
"If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success" As a matter fact, I do have a goal. I have one goal above all else, and it may seem absolutely unreachable, impossible, impractical, improbable, unworkable, insurmountable, unobtainable. This is true. I am a madmanfor falling under the belief that I will grasp my dreams in my hands. Wel, if you don't succeed, try, try again. And I will commit to my dream until I can no longer to do so. You probably want to know my goal is a total of one thousand subscribers on my channel.Remember, if you subscribe to my channel on my channel. Remember, if you subscribe to my channel and keep your post notifications off, you will not to have to worry about my videos interrupting your daily activities. Farewell. KZhead. May your video watching blessed to the highest level.
I was mining for iron to get an iron pickaxe and I found diamonds. Needless to say my day went from good to slightly less good
@Pacific Chan considering how obsidian forms, and the existence of lava lakes, that's pretty normal
:)
Axolotl: gets added Wolf: I used to rule the world
Well, I think Axolotls will be better in water than on land, because irl they are amphibious but spend pretty much their whole lives in water. Wolves are the opposite; good on land, but not so good in water.
@@spanham725 honestly I think it's gonna be like you said, but all the hype will initially leave no time for wolves.
@@CommonCommiestudios Oh, I will leave plenty of time for all my pets.
Ok, ima start a discussion. If for land we have a dog, adn for water an axolot, what animal would we have to help us in the air?
@Pacific Chan Attacks from the air and you can use it as a cuicken from Tloz and glide while you're grabing it
Pillager: **gives me bad omen** Me: **drinks milk** Pillager: I've never met this man in my life
the forbidden milk
Lol
Me always finds an outpost right next to a village: milk is pointless if it will start a raid anyway
Fox: exists Mcyt fans: is this Fundy?
Someone taking a picture with a furry : exists "Is this fundy?"
yes
Yes
I ruined funny number likes
@@catekennedy1 why
Me: "mom? Can I play minecraft?" Mom: "you can do anything!! Leave me alone!!!!" Me: * visible confusion *
Bruh
@@krishnakolipramanik2877 then ur bois wrong
lmao
Jevil : Did you just challenged me ?
*unzips*
If people are saying that “minecraft has bad graphics” Just know that there is a thing called RTX ON
Yes!
Same with terraria. And undertale
Or just normal shaders too
dorito
@rileygaming109 they can get the rtx 2060
7:50: Dude, riptide is sick. Turn your trident into a reusable ender pearl. It requires standing in water but check it: Dump your water bucket, rescoop, quick switch, aim, and throw before the water disappears. The speed at which these guys can bucket portal makes this trick seem pretty easy.
Hop in… CAUSE WE ARE GOING TO FIND OUT WHO ASKED
9:09 Me who kept the old textures meaning i still have poppys: "Reality can be whatever i what it to be"
Steve: 'Falls' Water Bucket: This is no place to die.
Y e s
"If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success" As a matter fact, I do have a goal. I have one goal above all else, and it may seem absolutely unreachable, impossible, impractical, improbable, unworkable, insurmountable, unobtainable. This is true. I am a madmanfor falling under the belief that I will grasp my dreams in my hands. Wel, if you don't succeed, try, try again. And I will commit to my dream until I can no longer to do so. You probably want to know my goal is a total of one thousand subscribers on my channel.Remember, if you subscribe to my channel on my channel. Remember, if you subscribe to my channel and keep your post notifications off, you will not to have to worry about my videos interrupting your daily activities. Farewell. KZhead. May your video watching blessed to the highest level.
@@Kogut-M The worst self promotion i've ever seen
@@theoriginalman9426 is he a bot ;-;
Ok but what about the nether? Next 7 seconds: Hay Bales
2 years later: WE WAN’T DIFFERENT DOG TYPES! Mojang in *2* years: That’s a weird way to say platypuses. For the confusion I know they are adding axoloti, but I’m saying that in the year 2022 instead of adding dog types, we’re gonna get platypuses. CAN ANY OF YOU READ!? I KNOW THERE ADDING AXLOTLS! IM SAYING THEIR GONNA ADD PLATYPUSES!
It's want not "wan't".
Newt
Axolotl?
@@cadenmcleary374 weird, maybe autocorrect is stupid then
@@cilantrodeviled ?
POV: You're Mojang and your thinking of a new mob: "So, we've need a mob that starts with A." "How about an ape?" "No...What about an anteater?" "How about a dog??" "How about we do an axolotl?" Everyone else: 😎👍
Someone: spells axolotl wrong Me: *and i took that personally.*
Steve: * accidentally hits iron golem * The iron golems: *unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way*
Agnes: *I think I forgot something* Jens: *If you forgot then it wasn’t important* Agnes: *Yeah, you are right* Bluestone: *Sad bluestone noises*
Best Playz *That comment won’t stop me because I can’t read*
@@wondermiles4485 Then learn how to read
@@pounou4151 r/whooooooosh
@@pounou4151 Its a joke
caca city *No, I don’t think I will*
Nobody: Humanaty after haloween: *cristimast*
Mexicans: Dei o te ded
More like when it gets cold out, I already see Christmas decorations in shops right now
@@pancakesareawesome3121 my shops sell the Christmas decorations instead of Halloween decorations
no its. people one day after Christmas:christmas
@@lax7946 i feel like im having a stroke while reading your reply
everyone: glad that steve is in smash avatar fans: AANG INTENSIFIES
Well there's a quick funny story: A few days ago we were doing language and it was a unit about food and somehow we ended up explaining to the teacher how minecraft works. Lol🤣😂 And you guys say that convincing the teacher to tell to the class a personal story was very impressive 😅.
My teacher always tells a story
@Best Playz I corrected the mistake. Thx for letting me know
I persuade her to tell one if not I do my work slowly and like nursery kids
@@k5__beatz754 For u K5
U Not sus That was a lie 200K likes -200K dislikes 175K replies
Me:*drinks milk* The pillagers who were getting ready to massacre my entire village: *understandable have nice day*
The first Memenade subscriber seeing him about to have 1M subscribers just be like: I raise that Boi.
i was his 2
@@ohparxs7601 really?
@@pikasans2008 no he joined 2 months ago
WE HAVE HIT 1 MIL
@@ohparxs7601 liar
Someone: Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture. a child holding a nerf gun and a terrorist holding a real gun Teachers: They're the same picture.
This dude needs way more subs, imagine how long it took him to come up, write down, get the right photos, put the photos in, write words on the screen for EVERY MEME ON THIS CHANNEL (also the memes are very funny)
Because 9:58 I committed a crime
i dont know why am i here but i like the content, keep it up!
You are here to watch amazing MC memes!
You New here?
Flash: I am speed
@@themanwhospeaksinhands220 THATS NOT FUNNY
You are here because u need curing of depression.
Minecraft and Avatar the last airbender: not just for kids
Precisely
I think that the avitar the last Airbender movie was trash
@@perrinmoyer6497 we mean the tv show
@@perrinmoyer6497 it’s true.
Hello glow squid congratulations on ur win even if I wanted the icey boi
Steak: Guys I can explain Bread: At least you restore four hunger bars, I only restore 2.5! Beetroot: 2.5? I only restore 0.5! Water bottle: You guys restore hunger?
6:07 Steve didn’t forget those. He CHOSE not to bring them because it would make him more op than he already is and plus it can only be found in an alternate world
also not available via crafting
0:15 Both. Both is good.
I fear no man, but that thing, "first" *It scares me*
i think i had a stroke
"I scared nobody"...
"I scared nobody" get some vocabulary 💀
I fear no man*
@@PLSNAMA thanks
Enderman exists: Steve: looks in eyes Enderman: and I took that personally
Me: maintains eye contact with an enderman through glass Enderman: i don't see player
When you spawn a wither in your base Wither: Imma whreck this man's whole career!
but why you would spawn it in ur base
nobody: not even a enderman: water at the bottom of a ravine: YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I, LIVE
Beef: Guys i can explain- Bread: At least you restore four hunder bars, i only restore 2.5! Beet: 2.5 hunger bars? I only restore 0.5! Milk: You guys restore hunger? Milk doesn't restore hunger because it doesn't start with B
Then explain cooked porkchop
@@sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk And Also Carrot
@@antpronotfound106 thats right
@@sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk Yes More Foods With C Are There I Think Only 2 I Guess
And mutton and cod and salmon and rabbit and stew
9:34-Dream will never join Hermitcraft. That server is too civilized,even during a conflict.
4:52 and that’s why i always place carpets infront of villager doors, (if you place carpets then the villagers would be too tall to leave or enter the house, a great way to protect them from killing themselves)
2:19 villagers after the village update are like, the best mobs ever! I made a sugar cane farm for my cartografer that gives 1 emerald for some paper and i got rich and bought all resoures and items i needed from my other villagers and got 27 levels on the way
Dream: **is about to beat the enderdragon on hermitcraft server** Every other hermit: We don’t do that here.
4:22 should be "combat in minecraft earth"
I think we should have an update where there is a red moon that makes mobs stronger and more common but only on hard difficulty it would bring a new challenge and it would be a spectacle to see.
Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture Logan Paul. Trash Everyone: they’re the same picture Edit : really sorry as @Tak Chung Lo said trash is 10 times bigger I’m sorry to all the cans and bins out there
Dont you compare logan paul to trash. We all know trash is at least 10 times better.
@@iamhorny4542 lol
@@iamhorny4542 10000000000
@@iamhorny4542 destruction 1000
That roast made the earth turn into the nether
A stone, iron and diamond axe have the same damage delt but duribilty and attck speed get higher with how better the ore/material is!
Bedrock: am i a joke to you
I cannot wait for the axolotls! They seem so cute! I hope they are tameable
SKELETON: *shoots another skeleton* The other skeleton: and I took that personally
When you have curse of vanishing: Nooooooo But your in hardcore: :>
fun fact: despacito hit 7 billion views
But theres only 5.3B people who have internet access
@Kazuma but you have to watch at least 30 seconds for it to count as a view, right?
You have to watch 30% of the video i think
Hop in, we’re gonna find out who asked!
Another fun fact: 7 billion is the world population
im so glad i grew up with this *ladders* but damn this is better *scafholding*
1:22 When he said *Mineraft* i felt that
3:43 those are rookie numbers you gotta pump those numbers up
ALMOST A MIL!!!!! So happy to be here for the journey! Your channel grew so fast!
4:09 “Yer a wizard Harry” “But...but I’m *just Harry!”* *I FELT THAT*
0:30 Glistering melons: you guys are food?
Me: dies and comes back to get my armor Zombie in the cave: that’s mine now
Underrated
7:53 but tridents are really good, seriously. they can be short range, long range, or a way of getting around easily in water/rain. wanting to use the trident more is a valid opinion. also, the sword has a higher attack speed, so if you want to have an easier time landing attacks, then the sword is your best bet. however, the axe has more attack damage, with a single wooden axe being on par with a netherite sword in damage dealing ability. The bow is a weapon of tradition when it comes to long range, but the crossbow can be loaded and then stored away for later use, and can shoot fireworks. Personally, I use the axe and the bow, but you can use any weapon you want. If someone judges you for it, *SHOW THEM NO MERCY.*
Using oak wood in a build: 🤚 Using dark oak in a build: 🤚 Using spruce in a build: 👌
You see a spider: Panik It's daytime: Kalm You're in a cave: *P a n i k*
ya like jazz?
Normal minecraft servers : G When your mom gets in : R
zombie: punch enderman: teleport zombie pigman: slice with sword skeleton: bow and arrow creeper: CoMmIt SuiSiDe!!!11!
5:28 I think the e-man is me playing ssbu
ah yes, mc memes
10:10 Do you understand how to make glass only after 500 hours of playing?
I understood it after i played on a survival world for like 10 minutes
There Is No One Cool Except One... The Guy Who Litterally Kill Enderman With Punch
Before reading this, look at the meme at 3:02 In chemistry nomenclature, a pentagon is a cyclopentane, and a yourbuildisgon is a CYCLOCREEPANE
girls:minecraft is so bad! girls who play minecraft:yeah..*sniffs
I love memes
10:26 poor alex please give her more attention
"Alexander the great, Napoleon, Mussolini and Hitler, all suffered from ailurophobia, the fear of cats" Me in my dreams: Maybe I am a dictator.
Your name is ironic
This is the meaning of life.
Everyone: * talking about minecraft * Me: but no 1 talking about terra Boomers: *terraria is 2d minecraft*
You here the hissing of a creeper: *Panik* You realize it is just your parrot: *Kalm* You realize your parrot is making creeper sounds because a creeper is nearby: *Panik*
Hello there
@@Crep35 Good day to yo- wait... AHHHHH
People with no armour: I'm too weak. Me with enchanted Netherite: *UNLIMITED POWER!!!*
Commenting until memenade gets 1 million subscribers: day 40
He's a man of commitment, focus and sheer will
10:20 hol up *AN ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES*
Minecraft should have a Valentine's day update where they bring back the rose
42 is the meaning of life, Minecraft memes #42 Minecraft is the meaning of life
I was having such a bad day, I couldn’t win any bedwars or any among us games. You really made my day. Thank you so much 😅
Me: Kills three Pillagers Pillagers: So, you have chosen death... Also me: Yum Yum milk from cow Also Pillagers: Understandable have a nice day 😎✌️
Memenade you make my day better and you make me want to play Minecraft and most importantly you make me laugh
Sure the lush caves are amazing but the new big realistic caves are a small bit cooler imo
We when teacher doesn’t let me move chairs in 2th grade: And i took that personally
No views, 14 comments, 21 likes. Posted 0 seconds ago
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
do ya like jazz
Early
Wait this video was made 1 hour ago and u commented 2 hours ago, yt is on some serious cocaine
@@user-cd7lh2wp9w XD
axolotl: *is a cute animal and is fun to put on memes* :) also axolotl: *you get added to a really popular game* :D still axolotl: *but you are used as a living shield against guardian* :(
Pro Players: "Diamond pickaxe is the best tool ever!" Gold Pickaxe: *Let my introduce myself* Gold Pickaxe: *I mine faster than a Diamond Pickaxe!* Also Diamond Pickaxe: but you have less durability Gold Pickaxe: *I'm still the best tool ever*
7:10 Nintendo Switch? More like WiiU edition... Remember that? Or the 3DS edition xD
In my future project of crossover: Pink pearl after the sex: sansy problaby is thinking in a other girl Sans: (smoke a cigarrete) 9999999$ for a fried snow is a good trade pinky
what is wrong with you...
@@No-cv4du It's for my future project of crossover, OH MY GOD YOU ARE BLIND
@@joaomanoelkormann7032 I'm not. Skeleton can't have s@x because of obvious reasons.
@@No-cv4du Who sans "befriended" with toriel
@@No-cv4du ikr is he stupid
Creepers are a joke. Given that they are plant spore clusters, they sneak up behind you, hiss eerily and then blast their seed all over you without asking permission. Creepers are Creepers.
Me: dies in lava My netherite items: Oh no Anyway My hardcore world Your game mode has been updated to spectator mode
9:29 bedrock players leave
Glow squid is useles change my mind First by the way
Its not useless, its pretty, pretty color, pretty swiming, bright glowing. When you swim underwater rather than being all dark its ghosty vibe and fun and pretty. Did i change it? XD
Ok
@@asrieldreemurr3832 oh no ;-;
I think there's no point in complaining about it because it's happening already. Also it's gonna look cool in caves.
@@asrieldreemurr3832 shits about to go down
Starts raining Enderman: AHHHHHHH me: *eats popcorn
This actually made my day better
Mayonnaise is not spicy.
Let's take the moment to appreciate how effort he puts into the content for us
Shut
Nobody: Literally nobody: "Hello hello" Can you hear me" As I scream your name" Oooooooooaaaaah dreeeeeeam
I love your memes you made 2020 better for me. Thank you 🙏
Early squad what up
Yo
Yo
@@rinkiyakepapa9173 ur also a kid
@@neilquirke1948 and ur also a kid
@@mypfpisyourdad422 yep I’m a kid and not an adult watching memes
imma just keep this comment lol
Who cares
Ur not
It says for me seven seconds ago lol
It like 12 am for me lelz
Ur second
5:15 the best meme on this video
Minute 9:40: Exists Skeppy: are you sure about that?
First
U are good damn right
Congratulations you are truly first
Wow you are the first
Shut up
Ur goddamn right
I’m the first viewer
when you realize there's a comment above u that was posted 1 min before u
Shut
Idc
@@SergioB25 not a single human cares
@@skigui5615 nice pfp
5:35 that pillager is going sky high and he look to be having fun too
KZheadrs: nobody has subscribed with their nose. Me:no one has subscribed offline.