I hate waiting for dessert, so here's a Rube Goldberg machine to streamline dinnertime. It lets me keep eating, with no break before cake. It's my most complex yet and took 3 months to make so I hope you enjoy it!
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JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his apartment in Brooklyn, New York.
Created by Joseph Herscher
Starring: Wiremu the Baby
Filmed by Corey Gegner
Film Assistant: Asher Mills
Baby Acting Coach: Gemma Gracewood
Music: The Jews Brothers Band, Linn Lorkin
Special Thanks To: Olivia Lynch, Linn Lorkin, Adam Smith, Anna Rugis
"Did you do it?" "Yes..." "What did it cost?" "My laptop and multiple potted plants"
Aswell as a cherry
5p1d3r And butter
Lmaoo
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@@mathieuplaquevent5771 I fixed it
Joseph:destroys valuable things Also Joseph:enjoys cake
He's Mac fell
That’s me.
House:being destroyed Joseph waiting for his cake: this is fine
1:00 2:00
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@@user-uf1fz2ew8m plkkkxjx
I don't know why everyone loves the butter the most, to me it's the drink that pours out of and back into the glass, perfection.
The drink was cool too! but the butter and candle I’ve never seen before which I thought was clever ☺️
The butter was just a super original concept, the drink is just funny. But the hammer almost dropping on the laptop, then the smaller hammer hitting, then it being pulled off the table anyway just killed me.
Joseph: did you get that? Camera man: wheres the record button again?
Bill Scheifele See in an upcoming episode of Unsolved Murders.
They won't be able to do it all in one take Maybe a miracle to work on 3rd attempt
Joseph:you are fired
I think that cost more than my life
.....I would have to pay for 12900000000 laptops then
Machine: and here's a cherry for the baby's cake Baby: NO
Which kid likes the cerry on top of the cake?
I can relate lol
No it's more like YEET
@@hellohihihithere YOU ARE A YEETER TOO!
Wdym
When the father makes more chaos than the child 🤣
It’s not his child
He’s babysitting the child
I love how he doesn't care if his computer is yeeted off the edge by a toddler while he casually waits for his cake 😂
Might b old or he will make money youtube to repair or buy
@@UNKNOWN-un6nz even when this video came out, that macbook was old, yes. You can tell by how thick and square it is. Was probably a 2010 model
It's a MacBook. Nobody likes them anyway.
I love how he casually destroys his house for a piece of cake
That too just for content
He destroys a studio that looks like a house
Guess that's content these days
And laptop
Who wouldn’t
Gamora: Did you do it Thanos: yes Gamora:what did it cost Thanos:a MacBook and an iPhone
Don't forget the pot
We don't see the laptop break on the ground... It would be surprising that somebody wasn't there to catch it and replace it by a broken one
@@tooney012345678910 yeah u do
And 9 POTS
Md Mamun 8
Everyone is taking about the laptop!! Did you guys notice how well plan every segments were?? Even the part baby enters in the video in the middle was amaxing!!!
1:00 2:00
Yeah but the laptop can cost a lot of money and what if the baby got the laptop on his head
Most KZheadrs: Gotta keep the baby from ruining my video! Joseph: _Ah, an opportunity, baby Wiremu is just what this video needs..._
AMaXIng Amazing
@@theclockcollector401 the laptop is a unibody MacBook Pro 2009-2012 it is probably worth about 100$
I like how you saved a cake for your baby that was sweet.😊 1:54
I love how the machine puts a cherry on the cake but the baby just yeets it off and eats the cake😂
lol yeah I agree so funny
Its funny u saying [YEeTs iT OfF]
YEET
idc
@@KittenKayla__. Wdym?
tech store guy: this is like the thirty second time you've come here to get a laptop this year. what is going on in your house?
Hahaha
Ha
Nice one
sky bound That'd be hard to explain. Uh I dropped it.
I like cake. How else would you eat it?
The fact that he fed the baby is so cute xD
He is not only making amazing machine ,is also a best comedian who makes us laugh with his work.
I just love that at the end, you made a contraption to put a cherry on the top of the cake, only for the kid to pick it off and chuck it to the side.
Yeah he was into the cherry. Probably cause it was a marble
Joseph's Machines Haha it's still hilarious to watch. Just to let you know, this was an extremely good video and I subscribed after watching it. Good work!
dad: i just bought you a new computer don't break it. me: okay joseph: sorry i just destroyed your laptop for a good cost me: what Joseph: a peice of cake
me: worth it
Me: XD
It was a piece o' cake
*Savage*
youtu.be/78Ju-ORn Click the link to know the information
The cake and butter contraption was genius.. but this had me giggling when I saw the plants start flying off the shelves 😆
I never would’ve thought of the juice and the scale contraption! That’s brilliant!
Love how the wheel passes over his head and he's so non-chalant about it
The butter was absolutely genius
Tom Higgins yeah i was mined blown😂
I can't puzzle out just how the candle transfers to the railway wagon at 0:43 When I freeze-frame single-stepping the sequence using > and < keys, it's a mystery to me what causes the leading edge of the candle to lift when it does, and what causes it to then move so far away from the camera
Gottenhimfella theres a magnet that grabs the cadle holder
Gottenhimfella the trolley that carreys the magnet is also released by a little trigger that the butter slider hits
Thanks, Tom, I hadn't spotted the magnet.hiding in plain view. Now I can get on with my day!
You bring joy to the world with your insane level of creativity.
This is by far my favourite kind of art. Just amazing.
1:50 that Chucky doll is terrifying
But at the beginning it's not there at the end it is!!!
:O
Chucky
More like CHONKY CHUCK xD
its in almost every video
Who else laughed when the baby threw away the cherry
😂🤣👍👌
yess! So much yessssssss!
Meh
Joseph: “Here’s your cake!” Baby: “cool” Joseph: “And a cher-“ Baby: “no”
Me
I love this one! Few things I can't figure out 1) How that candle hops onto that train, 2) how that cell phone slides into the plug hard enough so as not to disconnect after it calls off the slide and 3) how that plant reaches up and grabs the chandelier.
The candle moves because a magnet on the train pulls it over. (I had to watch again to figure that out, too!)
This guy did all these stuffs just to get the pie that is right beside him. Makes so much sense to me.
The attention to detail in this video amazes me. There are so many little things that I didn't even notice on my first viewing. First, I love the way you hid the potato behind the card that was holding it in place. Then, making it so the potato ends up on your plate after it spills your drink was so clever! I also love how you were careful not to prematurely reveal that the phone was connected to the laptop. (I assume that's what the digital zoom was for.) The effect with the pots getting yanked out of the shelf was great too. It was such a cool idea to have the first row of pots fall twice. Finally, I think my favorite part is the cherry (or red marble) at the end. The way you use the rebound from the cake made it feel so nonchalant and spontaneous. To add to that, I really appreciate how well you hid the orange string that the triggers it. Using the double sided tape to grab the string was also brilliant! The fact that I could never have predicted the effect made it so much better. Congrats on an absolutely wonderful machine!
Wow such a detailed response! The double row of pots was inspired by Sprice Machines, he did a similar thing with chains of beads. The cherry was challenging, I had to use a red painted ball because cherries don’t really roll lol. Also the orange string is picked up with Velcro, my best friends. Amazing you even noticed that though, most people don’t know how the cherry is triggered
I honestly thought it was a Jaffa
@@JosephsMachines The laptop was being charged but then when it felt down it was unplugged. Any thoughts?
INSANE. The glass trick with the juice at the beginning was mind blowing. Did NOT expect you to reuse the glass. Also, the theme of danger in this machine is really entertaining. There's stuff falling everywhere and breaking and you almost got hit with a wheel and a chandelier. It's a cool relationship between a man and his machine that makes this so much more enjoyable to watch.
Thanks bud. I'm happy I got to keep my head too.
I have to ask... Is the baby playing next to the plug socket intentional? :P
i am not sure how to reply to that
Amber Lily Donaldson Frankly, neither am I.
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Watching this video is part of my daily routine.
The innovative mechanics that seamlessly connect the machines are amazing.
As you predicted, this was definitely your best work yet. I loved every second of this, everything felt so whimsical. The highlights for me are definitely the juice collecting back into the glass, the giant wheel, the chandelier, and the literal cherry on top at the end. I love your full-length machines, and I'd love to see some more long ones like this in the future! Keep being amazing!
Thank you jackofallspades glad you appreciate it, it was a lot of work (fun though)
Couldn't agree more. I think whimsical is a perfect description.
The highlight for me was THE BABY
And the melting butter ,,, brilliant!
jackofallspades to answer your question about how aware I am of the chain-reaction community, I watch those videos frequently and am always SUPER impressed, there are some crazy tricks people are inventing and it makes me really happy to see them! It's so cool that there even is a chain-reaction community. When I started making videos 10 years ago that didn't exist. The use of knex and toys means you can make complex things really quickly. I guess the downside is it probably has a more niche audience? I feel like the use of everyday objects makes it easer for the average person to connect with the work?
At 2:10, when the baby comes along, you just see the broken laptop in the corner!!
At 2:10 just see what happens in background
Oh yeah Haha😂😂
No
Yea
MLBB Papa_Dave THE PHONE...
This is the best Rube Goldberg machine I've seen in action. The juice spilled then poored again, the melting butter, the tricked expectations (hammer on the laptop and pendulum suddenly stoping), the child doing what they're known for...
The baby is also gonna be a super genius in future. Just love your videos soooo much!
A cake needs: 1. A Baby 2. A Phone 3. A chandelier And cost: 1. A laptop 2. 9 small flower pots 3. And probably a head
@@TheStickyWrapper It's not even a computer, it's a laptop. It's also listed above.
were's the chandelier?
WOW. So true to Rube's originals: especially with the candle and the baby (though Rube tended to use monkeys, I guess)! I got a huge kick out of the: hammer to laptop, wait, no it's safe; tiny hammer presses spacebar; ...; laptop is flung from table! (I can only hope it was secretly saved off screen.) Genius, all around. Thanks!
The laptop looks pretty damaged at the end when the baby is on camera eating cake - unless Macs fold out all the way...
The macbook on the table has a small black dot on the right hand side by the arrow keys, probably to line it up with the rest of the setup. The broken macbook on the floor has no black dot.
It is not a Windows machine... Most windows laptops fold out all the way.
Vijay Kaul Watch the behind the scenes, it gets destroyed
You can see it at the end of the video when the child is eating cake
YOUR COMPUTER-
AND YOUR PLANTPOTS
AND YOUR BABY
AND YOUR PHONE
I like how he’s like not bothered by whats going on
2:20 Yeah, that laptop didn't survive...
haha xD
MCsFlake253 LMAOO, it surely didn’t
LOL
We don't see the laptop break on the ground... It would be surprising that somebody wasn't there to catch it and replace it by a broken one
l seid noooooo laptop bork
0:04 thats the smallest bite ever
😂😂😂
I know I laughed I think it was an accident and it slipped lol
that.. shouldn't be considered a bite.
@@e_4325 literally me sometimes
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That opening shot with the juice and the cup was SATISFYING
1:51 Umm I don’t know if you noticed but.... still freaking out but there is a Chukie doll at his left.
😂
It took me watching it 4 times to notice it! Haha. There is so much going on.
I love how clean your machines look. You can make household objects work without kinex or so which is a hard thing to do. 👍
They are clean and a big mess at the same time!
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You broke your laptop for a piece of Cake Genius
LOL!
LMAO
0:39 cushion right there for laptop
Rohit Jain 1:01 yeah, that doesn't look like a cushion.
That's part of the joke "Genius"
baby: lemme destroy this laptop laptop: N- NO NO NO
Literally had to break a laptop and 9 plant pots and almost lose your head trice just to serve cake thats literally right next to you
For those who were wondering what the second song is (during the baby eating part), my mum just uploaded it. It's her singing too! kzhead.info/sun/eLihfs1toJhtg30/bejne.html
Stunning work Joseph! What is the French tango track in this video please? Thanks & best wishes.
Title:Josephs most complex machine Me: its not that complex, it would be a piece of cake
You have to be ready for the right time to duck from the swinging light I love this 🤣❤️
2:13 I love how she just takes the cherry off tho 🤣🤣🤣 it's the best part
I don't understand how it's possible to think of using a candle burning butter as a chain reaction trick
so clever, heating so butter melt and slide
You need to be French to be able to do that.
Just amazing... great idea. Kudos!
Who else wants to know what happened to to Apple Mac after the baby pulled on the phone
Godzy 16 I saw in the end. It barely survived
Almost got heart attack at 1:00 Then literally got heart attack at 1:15 .
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Yeeter with 10 subscribers? Same
@@carlosmorett9119 r/woooooosh
Yeeter with 10 subscribers? Oof that hurt
Yeah laptop fell phone litraly kllike fell but hang
i love how the cake was right next to him the whole time.
Underrated comment 😂
2:14 cherry:⁉︎
even that baby is predictable to him.. Marvelous!! 👏👏
He is doing this for us be grateful He broke a laptop for a cake But its for us
堂なつめ月見 yes he did
堂なつめ月見 日本人だ！
We don't need him to smash a laptop or any other valuable items for us, it's a totally pointless antic and made at least me feel hideous and embarrassed. Or it implied that u want him to smash a laptop or any other valuable items for u?
@@rupurrtpurrcy7502 How does destroying a high valued item make you ugly?
@@circle4602 If u did get time, there's better things u might do except commenting on sth u r actually clueless. Well, if he's a millionaire or even a billionaire and want to smash laptops bought by the money earned by himself as many as his wish, I'm indeed irrational to roast him here. He requested supports on Patreon by imploring viewers to donate more money for making his snazzier ideas become true. If u want to pay for more laptops and other valuable items to be smashed by him for almost no reason, I don't care, yeah I don't care about the bucks in ur pocket at all, just go ahead doing it as ur wish.
joseph should deserve more subs on creating such a wonderful cake machine
I remember coming home from school sitting downstairs playing with my toys and binge watching all these videos with my family good times I wish I could go back 😔
I’m working on a Secrets Revealed video, so if anyone has any questions let me know!
The song link is in the description - Tchavolo Swing by the Jews Brothers Band
Is the child related to you?
He my good friend's son! She let me borrow him for a day.
how many times did the laptop need to fall down until the vid was done?
I have three questions: How did you do this? Are you from another planet? Did you travel in time?
"This man just won the internet."
The part where the glass falls perfectly into the cup holder was satisfying (0.17)
I watched this in year 6 in primary school for an assessment to make a rube golden burg machine, there was my year 6 class and the year 5 class and we were basically spending half of the video laughing our heads off!
This is a mix of physics, chemistry, mechanics,humor, creativity and poetry! The result is pure genious. Thank u internet for letting the world know about so much talented people! The cherry on the cake at the end made me looool!
2020: a new card Joseph’s world: *pours a cup to a pan to fill a cup
I love when Chucky is on the shelf looking at the cake😂
It is amazing! Probably it is VERY difficult to creste this.
My brain: mind blown Joseph: Casually sits there as a wheel and a chandelier an inch from hitting him 😂😲👌😎
That's what I thought would be filling the comment section
This guy breaks everything for content it’s just so moving
Joseph: I did it Us: but what cuz? Joseph: my laptop and phone
The laptop off the table on to the floor destroyed was exquisite 😂😂😂
1:30 his neighbors must've thought his house was being robbed
or ransacked
Pure genius, I'm amazed at the creativity! Well done Joseph!
The laptop crashing to the floor made me laugh. Pretty amazing
Joseph:Is eating cake House:destroyed Computer:broken Joseph:doesn’t care
1:31 "Now u got to clean up dis mess!"
That chandelier getting hooked on second swing is also amazing.
I love how brought back that one part from "The Dresser"
Imagine how many things did he break for these stupid machines This is a sign that he will be a great youtuber
This is incredible! Everything a great Rube Goldberg Machine should be.
No laptops or iPhones were damaged in this video. The video cuts where the phone and laptop fall off, so they probably landed on a cushion. NOW THATS WHAT YOU CALL GOOD EDITING
Terra_coc yeah 1:04 was a transition
He went through destroying a computer and eight plant vases for one slice of cake
The butter with a candle is so f@#!ing genius
THIS is your best one so far ! Incredible !
Did someone see Chucky in the back round
Irene Wright yep He crawlin
Yes
Ys
@Elayna Backes thx so much i couldnt see it
omg
At around ½ of the video passed and I was like 'how many near misses' but a little afterwards 'OMG, does he even care about his stuff?!?' (I still liked the video because of the entertainment)
i love how this guy sacrifice alot of stuff just for an very complex machine
Simply Amazing! So glad someone shared this one. Awesome work. Can't imaging the time it took to get everything setup. New subscriber and looking forward to watching the rest of your videos! So funny that the baby throws away the cherry and goes in for the cake!
1:16 Joseph has eliminated the baby
Headshot
Akram Sami that's hurt me 😅
The cake hitting the plate was timed perfectly
When the baby sees the cake he's like "oh look my food has arrived time to eat"
I was really worried about the computer being hit with a hammer but the tiny hammer saved it... until after the baby tugging the wire 😩
Good
Yeah I am worded
1:15 😂
Smash a $1500 MacBook Pro to get your $5 cake on time
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Lmao 😂
Priceless.. 👌
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I love how the kid just yeets the cherry away at the very end
Imagine having to set this table.
I love the fact that everybody is more worried about the laptop than anything like what if something happend to the baby in the process
The precision and timing of the juice glass was priceless. He had to risk his laptop and IPhone for this cake 😂
He didn't risk his laptop, he outright sacrificed it.
Saw you on Travel Channel. It was really good😃
Keep up the good work. Jiwi!!❤❤❤