The cannibals of The Forest are coming for us! They want our toes! Our tasty delicious toes!
EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
WADE ► / lordminion777
BOB ► / muyskerm
Awesome Games Playlist ► • Awesome Games!
Scary Games Playlist ► • Scary Games!
Horror Outro ► / haunted
The deer let himself get stabbed, not because he's a masochist, he just wanted to see if he could take it
I'm dying
God..
How is this not a top comment
LMAOOO
BRUH god tier comment
Wade: “I tried to make a bandage, I made Molotov Cocktail “ *”TASK FAILED SUCCESSFULLY “*
*Russia intensifies*
@@omaraied2920 *Finland* *intensifies*
There are no mistakes -master oogway
*The Last of Us intensifies*
I think I see why wade combined the alcohol and cloth Also.. Only non-memed comment. yay...
Mark: finds dead sharks, pictures of missing kids and a Polaroid of a super weird monster Mark: says nothing
It would be cool if we added a background to all the characters as if they weren't Bob mark and wade. Like wade is a deadbeat dad who left his children behind to go to an island trip with Bob. Bob is a good dad who brought his kid with him. I think he would be a grocery attendant. And Mark would be a private investigator that doesn't know either of them and who actually sabotaged the plane and that is why he is so calm.
@Eli Isn't Available no it wouldn't be cool at all. That would ruin the game.
@@justthings666 I feel like it’s unnecessary detail when the player can decide to be any of those things anyway
@@justthings666 yeah so fun fact the guy in the beginning caused the plane crash to get timmy bc he needed a human child for stuff
@@Ultimate_Dadzawa that was six months ago i'm sure they know by now
"Dude, our blueberry bushes are gonna keep us food in the winter" Who's gonna tell him what happens to plants in the winter?
Who’s gonna tell *you* that animals that hibernate _gather_ food to keep them fed _during_ the winter? xD
@@Rachel98246 lol Yeah, but I don't think they're stock piling that I know of. They seem to just gather a little bit and eat it when they need to.
@@gayfrogribbit yeah, good point lol
My uncle had blueberries growing in his yard once. They kept growing, even when it snowed.
@@Rachel98246 HEY YOU I SAW YOU ON ANOTHER VID THAT WAS NOT MARKIPLIERS AND WAS UNRELATED
"Wait I can drink out of this *tiny* puddle?!" _Not even five seconds later_ " *I M D R O W N I N G !* "
XD 28:43
_The Drowned Man_
LOL . . . .
(read in bob's voice) That's not good...
Nobody asked but fun fact, he wasn't drowning he just had low health and drank unpurified water, which takes health in this game. But it's funnier to think he managed to drown in a tiny little pond
"Guys I can drink from the pond!!!" Not even 10 seconds later: (dying noises) guys I'm dying
I died at that part too
reading this comment made it 10x funnier
Oh good, well I’m glad we did that 😏
Oooof
*"He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint!"* "Shia LaBeouf"
Am I really gonna have to be the one to say it. . . Edit: it'll be really Cringy because it's a very, very old meme
he's gaining on you! *Shia LaBeouf*
You're looking for your car but you're all turned around
UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS
@@messyalien5164 UNUS ANNUS
Wade trying to make a bandage and accidentally making a molotov cocktail somehow describes Wade perfectly
LMAO LITERAKKY STARK DIFFERENCES 😭😭
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Yeah
Wade became Joel for a second Lmao.
I dont think that when amy put the melon bars into the mini fridge, she realized that mark would begin to eat them like scooby snacks.
Hahah
Mark snacks
I guess they taste good
@@TheBluePhoenix008 Marky Snacks
Lol
The deer isn’t really a masochist they just want to go further beyond.
PLUS ULTRA!!!!
Underrated
@@Cessdoeschaos PLUS ULTRAAAAAAAA!!!!
Super saiyan 3
That's what I was thinking 😂
I just adore how Mark sees concerning things, such as dead sharks, and will look at them for a moment- so he does in fact see them- and then will shrug and go on about his day without telling the other two jack-shit
Well I mean he’s played horror games for like 10 years
Mark:"You can cook spoiled meat. It probably won't taste as good though." Distractible Mark:"My appendix almost exploded because I ate spoiled meat."
Isn’t the appendix a useless organ anyways?
@@adamb5811 well yeah but if it explodes inside you it can cause a lot of damage
Mark is a walking fallout protag
I thought that was Bob.
@@massgunner4152Yeah Lmao. He could be the side protagonist in RE as well. Side one because you know he can't put his hand back on by Goop Juice.
"I'm not a masochist, I just want to see if I can take it" -Deer, 2020
Stupidity is very different to masochism
@@toast7922 I don’t think you got the reference, my friend
@@alexfernandez0504 No he hasn't
But Toast isn't wrong tho, so in a way he is right.
OMG Markiplier is going to get reincarnated as a deer and act exactly like this
"if rocks were edible we'd be set" anything is edible if you're brave enough.
Hey, that's my moto.
Anything is edible, whether you live afterwards is a different story tho
And smart enough
*Tap **_E_** to use your intelligence.*
AND TOUGH ENOUGH
“Unless it’s your wedding night, you really don’t wanna see that.” -Wade
Games: *has some pretty cool traps and other things that are ten times better than what the Gang uses* The Gang: *chooses things based off of name alone, total disregard for how effective it actually is*
The happy birthday traps are actually amazing, by far my favourite trap in the game for small to medium groups and general base protection
Gamer Grindset
survival games be like playing by yourself: careful, calculated playset with no room for errors playing with any amount of friends: heehee hoohoo enemi go brr
Why is it called a "happy birthday" trap??
@@margotrosendorn6371 Probably because it flips up into your face. Sort of like slamming a cake into someone’s face.
Mark: I think we're under attack Wade: I think we should probably sleep *Basically how I deal with my problems.*
Sleep doesn't get rid of your problems, trust me I know from experience... It doesn't always help
@@messyalien5164 It's a joke tho
@@Plasmatix and I was being serious.
@@messyalien5164 it like mamaomos when impoter slep and kill
*you may not rest now there are monsters nearby*
I love how Markiplier yelling “mElOn bAhR!” was important enough to the story to be put in the intro
Can't have enough of them
Bro it IS the story
Melon bars are too gud
It's lore.
@@_JustJoe the melon bar theory
I’m so glad these three sound so completely different. It is never hard to tell who is speaking
Mark is just so casual and stuff Bob just helps and backs up mark Wade just does wade
Yeah they share one brain cell. So if they didn't have different voices i would consider them as one.
i love how the episode ends with mark firing his slingshot at cannibals and the next episode is titled well that didn't go as planned
Yeah Good timing the episode ended on Lmao. At least mark survived till the next one.💀
there’s something about Bob, Mark, Wade, and survival games that’s just the perfect combination.
there’s something about Bob, Mark, Wade, and games that’s just the perfect combination.
@@tresh-vw4tr YOU RIGHT
It's like whenever they start a new game they forget everything they've learned from other games
It’s just pure chaos and i love it
and jack makes a good addon if only he were there
Can't believe Bob was able to communicate with HeeHoo for a second there.
Love your profile pic helluva boss is a great show
@Solangelo yes.
yeah, bob is so lucky
Heehoo, Unnus Annus
When?
*What does a turtle look like? Mark : It’s like- shell, head *yawns FlIpPeRs~
I love Mark’s silent acknowledgment and reverence of “The Queen” (the decapitated head on a pike XD)
i need a time stamp
6:39
Bob and Mark: wow that deer’s just letting me kill it I wonder why The deer: I’m not a masochist, I just want to see if my body can handle it
This has absolutely no business being this funny 😂😂
Memento Mori
@@conflictbrooks Unus annus
Wade: "Wait, I can drink water right from the ponds??" Wade a few seconds later: *choking sounds* "Guys, I'm dying"
@@iwantsexseemyvideo2263 ....WhaT?
@[ WANT S Ê Х ] Rita , 25 y.o ! OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ? I see you’re thinking what I’m thinking
damn those acid ponds
I sense a trap...
I love how their voices describe the escalation of the situation. “Maybe I shouldn’t take this fight-OHGOD”
“Do you ever see turtles going at it?” Me: I beg your friggin pardon?
My science teacher had two turtles that he brought in from home during the school season. I always sat near them and let's just say, I've seen some things I wish I could un-see
@@collingrout1093 poor you 😃✌️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I did not like Caveman Bob whispering in my ear." THE HEEHOOS ARE COMMUNICATING
UNUS
@@sunsetspectre1868 ANNUS
@@VAMPEXE MOMENTO
@@jaysgreenbeans7898 MORI Mori mori...
Tick tock tick tock tick tock
Mark: Sees cannibals Contemplates telling the group
I never tell cause it's 1. Funnier 2. They don't care
I was looking for someone else to comment on 18:44 ! i was like "did he really just not warn anyone"
i thought that said cannibis
…
0:01
Mark: oh s- the meat spoils Ark players: *looks at him with tired eyes*
omg- so true XD
Man I felt this comment in my soul
Dude that game was so good I slammed so many hours into it and after the Halloween update my computer wouldn't run it anymore 😭
@@thatlittleredhead8558 What do you mean? Like, your computer specs can't run it? If it just won't open, try re-downloading your game. If you're on Steam, sometimes game files will corrupt, so you need to right click on said game, go to its properties, go to download info, and click "Re-verify integrity of game files".
Best way to describe sea turtles 1. Shell 2. Head 3. Flippers
Mark: finishes trap Mark: almost steps on trap Mark: “YoU DiDn’T tElL mE yUo FiNiShEd My TrAp!”
Yes I noticed too
I love how they chose the only spot on the map that cannibals don’t ever sent patrols to
bruh
Wow damn
The only problem with the place is that if a mutant spawns you have no choice but to kill it.
@@ineedbread6262 what's a mutant?
@@_af_2821 idk if the thing im thinking about is a mutant or he was talking about something else but i think its the the thing that looks like oe of those cannibals but it has like 8 legs and its scary
I've watched this like 8 times now and every time Bob mentions "does her 80,000 bobby pins from her hair" absolutely kills me.
Could you tell the timestamp? I can't find it
"I FOUND THE BOAT" Mark thank you for steering the conversation away from the speed of turtle sex
Amy: mark do you want a melon bar Two days later Amy: stop eating the god danm melon bars
he ate like four on stream LOL
Well It was a "To Be Continued" So the timeline was in one day
@@takami_0710 No, they do this all in one stream, it's just broken up for the videos.
@@jadefade8663 that’s what he said
@@jadefade8663 that's what he said lmao
I love how Lixian decided that Melon Bar was a highlight (from the previously on)
@Zach Saris they will never understand the ways of *melon bar* .
Well Melon Bar is very very crucial to the story xD
@@shemalynwoods162 ikr the melon bar redemption arc the the best one imo
Lol
@@rbrachy2518 *M E L O N B A R*
Lixian... I'm proud of him as he added the melon bar in the recap... He understands how important that one bar of melon is for Mark
"Can we rank humans?" In this moment, I remember Mark is half German.
I thought he was half korean
@@blackfang-ms5rq yeah. Half.
@@DKiSAerospaceHistory so is he half german and half korean
@@blackfang-ms5rq yes.
@@DKiSAerospaceHistory for some reason i always thought he was filipino
I love how mark see’s something funny or concerning and doesn’t tell anyone.
He was hoping for that blissful content of his friend being murdered by a horde of cannibals. 🤣
I searched the comments for this exact comment
I am the 1,100th upvote😁🤙
I have this with my friends too often they dont care or are not intrested i what i have too say even if it should make sense So if somthing is gonna bite ther but and i happen to see Im not gonna say You could say karma or revenge for lack of real friendship cuz a real friend is always intrested
*stares at the people*
Ah yes, the well known happy birthday protocol when a herd of cannibals start running after you.
Lol
The only Birthday I'm not looking forward to...
@@messyalien5164 I’m am
I mean, if they can comprehend you... singing happy birthday would definitely throw them off enough for you to run away
I like how the recap's just like "A strange man's taking my son... We just build a place to live... *MELON BARS* "
Lixian is straight up one of the best editors I've ever seen
Y E S
Mark : "I'm gonna destroy these dudes" Me : Yes, the SLINGSHOT
They were praying, the moment they're gonna see Mark, they can dogde the attacks, n mark has to run for his lyf 🤣🤣
Bart Simpson mode activated!
Shubham Prakash english pls
@@BasedAsf608 did I wrote French ?😂
The fun part is that he missed that shot, I know that coz I know how the slingshot works, its more likely he hit the house next to them
I will now associate “happy birthday” with danger and death.
You mean you havent been until now?
Hahaa
me when it is my next b-day my family: happy birthday me: WHERE IS THE TRAP My family: what??? me: oh do you did the happy suprise b-day protacol my family: what are you talking about? me: so when are caniablis gonna attack?
people: *greets me hbd* me: *pulls out a knife* I AINT GONNA DIE TODAY CANIBALS
The funny thing is yesterday was my dogs 4th birthday and today is my mum 57th birthday so ya that is just something I want to put out there and think about
0:57 "Oh! He's on all fours!" 2:35 Bob meets some "friendly people" 3:25 Mark finds the boat 5:42 "What does a turtle look like?" 6:35 "I think I found the queen." 7:02 "This is my favorite of the things I've heard." (This is followed immediately by a jumpscare and Mark yelling into the mic.) 7:36 "Oh, now they're after ME!" 8:03 Bob is ready to stab the campfire 9:07 Wade burps(?), and nobody talks about it 9:17-11:51 The Happy Birthday trap is born 11:54 "Sorry, can't hear you over the storm!" 12:39 It's nearly Mark's birthday, then it's Bob's birthday 13:22 Mark hears noises in the woods 16:06 Wade's self-preservation instincts 16:36 Bob kills a stationary deer 17:17 "I never play games like this!" 18:15 "Bone Throne" 19:09 Bob and Wade vs some cannibals in the background 20:14 Bob's "stealth mode" adventure begins 21:17 "Happy Birthday Protocol?" 24:31 Bob lampshades the size of the shelters 27:07 Wade walks into one of the traps 27:27 Mark makes slingshot 28:47 Wade "drowns"
Given that Bob is a father now, his dismissive remarks about his son in game are hilarious
Especially since, if I remember correctly, his baby is indeed a son
"can we make a human tier list?" congrats guys you just invented the class system
“Yeah,dew it,seperate the classes.Dew it,class warfare.”
Or the fuedal system, or the caste system, or Facism. Basically every mistake humans have made in their entire existence has stemmed from this question.
1.3k likes *2 replies*
@@perhaps7995 *4 replies
Why is there so many likes but less than 10 replies
Tips for the forest, hopefully they see this: Skull Lamps never burn out You can make bigger log storages If you kill a cannibal, pickk the corpse up and burn the body on a fire for bones to make armor Use birdhouses to passively generate feathers Throw a spear at a deer to one hit it Craft tree sap, a weapon, and feathers to make a weapon faster, booze to make it do more damage, and teeth to make it do much more damage but lose speed Explore caves to find valuable loot, lore, and unique gear The suitcases respawn, keep track of the plane When you kill a bird, catch the feathers to make arrows Weapon + cloth = Flaming weapon, warms you up when youre cold and sets enemies on fire
How do you make the katana?
@@jackshill8700 You find it in one of the caves :)
What about their base? I haven't played the game but that looks like the opposite of a fortress
Honestly id prefer if they didnt see this, I like to watch them discover cool stuff on their own. Thats half the fun.
@@TheUltimateShade667 yeah I like to watch them struggle and do dumb stuff
“I think it’s the lizard skin” *immediately imagining Lizard Bob from that animation*
Mark : Finds a dead shark, 2 or 3 cannibals in the forest, photos of a missing kid and weird possibly threatening monster. Also Mark : Doesn’t say a word
I love that melon bar made it into the “previously on” section
it’s because he keeps eating them to make them relevant
@@bomes2084 melon barrrr
@@CrazyNotSane MELON BAR!
Wade: Guys we could play RAFT, in The Forest Mark: *stares at cannibals with anguish*
I read your comment just as Wade was saying that! Lol
Maybe they also wanna play RAFT
666 likes
@@nickieBurke 699 likes ;))
@@saltedbeans5961 hehe internet man do a funne join colleg hammer N O W
Mark: *Makes happy birthday trap in only one door* Also Mark: *Only uses the one door*
29:53 Bob: "Hey Mark?" Mark: "Wassup Bub?" Bob: "Is it- Are you. Close to... here???" _Mark is nowhere near their base_ Bob: "You know what? I'm not gonna ask questions. It's fine. It'll be fine..." I think that was a good horror movie moment.
"Previously on..." The video: "The Forest" My brain: "R A F T"
Omg yes
my brain was think Phasmophobia
Me too 🤣🤦🏻♀️🤣
You dont watch Markiplier much these days
7 d a y s t o d i e
"I'm gonna destroy these dudes." -Markiplier's last words
*proceeds to get head ripped off* In heaven: _"that didn't go so well"_
Mark before 😎 after 💀 😆🤣
Not really... Just you wait... ;)
"Thirsty, find clear water to drink" Clear..... *but not dirty.*
Bob: sneaky armer activated. Also bob in the distance getting chased.
The plane crashed and bob's kid was kidnapped, Main goal: destroy the trees
Yes
LMAOOO
@Caleb Sylvester I almost forgot about the magical respawnable rocks
I almost spilled my tea
I just changed your comment from 1.1K likes to 1.2K likes. I feel special.
Bob: "Why is there a herd of them?" Mark: "Happy Birthday Protocol?"
I can see Tony Stark saying happy birthday protocol or maybe Happy's birthday protocol.
I liked it but then realized that it's at 69 and I don't want to ruin that so I unliked it All I have to say is NICE
@@just_sume_guy8364 how mature...
@@AcelJean thanks I do my best (in a sarcastic voice)
This needs to be a thing Whenever a member of our cult is in danger and we have to fall back to our base, scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY PROTOCOL" XD Inside jokes are the best
1:29 I got scared when Wade just popped up on the screen😂
Listening to Bob talk about hating his “son” after Bob has a real son has me dead😂
"I'm swimming in boats" that animation made me snort. You're a hero Lixian.
timestamp?
@@Jagm3854 3:03
@@jemndragon You're a hero too 💜
Mark: “I’ll see you in hell” Bob: “DEEPER!” Mark: *moaning intensifies*
I read this as he said that
😂🤣
Mark:Hell! Bob:Deeper. Mark:Hell^ Bob:Deeper~ Mark: HELL- My brain: XD "Did he just try to impersonate Corpse Husband?"
Well I’ll see YOU in hell after reading this:
Wait when was this?😂
Mark, Bob and Wade are always funny. Somehow, they've managed to change a lot and stay the same at the exact time. They're definitely gonna be in the KZhead hall of fame.
Wade didn’t get enough credit for the “head and shoulders above the rest” joke 😔
“Do you see a man standing over my son right now?” “Melon bar!”
Melon bar!
The animals be like: I have to sacrifice myself for lil' Timmy's sake..
29:01 my dude was so thirsty he try to drink a whole lake
The whole episode: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" Mark: "Should I make another Hello Birthday trap?"
They sound like Guppy from iCarly
Do you know where it originated? Or did they just start saying it randomly ?
@@ivankab3317 the name of the trap they built is called "happy birthday"
@@AdityaSharma-wq1hw oh thank you i was wondering !
Fresh ass comments
"can't wait to get spine in my water" -- Markiplier 2020
8:10
@[ WANT S Ê Х ] Rita , 25 y.o ! OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ? I disagree with your statement and I feel offended
I like how at the end Mark pulls out a slingshot and is gonna "kill" the cannibals and then the next episode is titled "WELL THAT DIDN'T GO AS PLANNED"
22:16 "Hello Birthday"
U mean 22:27
@@uknownalternate oh yeah, I probably meant to say 26, but mistyped. Thanks lol
Np
"Guys you can drink from the pond..." _3 seconds later_ *Dies*
The answer was "Yes, but also No" lol
"Look at all those resources! I never play games like this!" *Flashbacks to Subnautica and lockers upon lockers of titanium and other garbage*
The Forrest >subnautika
@@user-gd5vs7ii2f i don't think so, these are both good, and I don't see any sense to compare them...
@@user-gd5vs7ii2f the forest=subnautica
@@lostfater8062 they look like the same almost Is like overwatch comparison to team fortress 2
@@user-gd5vs7ii2f that's like, your opinion, man.
We should really see how Bob’s perspective on finding Timmy in this game has changed now that he’s a dad.
Bob"i found some more friendly friendly people." 10 seconds later he gets roasted on a fire
The more I see Mark with his hair growing out, the more he is starting to look like Keanu Reeves.
he’s evolving
More like John wack
@@ParkerPi it’d be spelling not grammar lol also it’s not jon
@@ParkerPi I’m sorry but I honestly don’t understand your joke. Could you explain it for me please ? Why “Jon Wick”?
@@ParkerPi i dont even see the joke. or maybe there isn't any
Mark: *sees bob killing the deer* mark: that's the saddest thing I've ever seen Also mark: *killing the deer on the previous video*
Yeah but he was more astonished and bewildered while doing it because it looked like the deer was already dead.
6:32 - "If Rocks Were Edible, we'd be set" yea? Well rocks can burn and set you on fire! :D
"I'm going to destroy these dudes." Next episode: "Well that didn't go as planned..."
"Deep Voice Mark" sounds as if Corpse Husband were to do a Batman impression.
lmaooo
I wonder if Corpse can go deeper than that.
@@kyrauniversal same
@@kyrauniversal I don't think he can. He can't really do a high voice unless he's screaming and his normal voice is his deeper one
@@mihranplayz3430 have you heard Corpse morning voice
"Happy Birthday protocol?" "HaPpY bIrFdAy!"
Lol every 5 your old
Hello Birthday!
We need bob mark and wade to make another series of this but of the new sequel that came out !! Please we all need it 😭😭
IK
“They’re after me!” Mark: “Good” **Continues to ear melon bar**
Top 10 Last Words Before Disaster: "I'm going to destroy these dudes."
Man this is a very overused but good meme
wasnt 10 but okee
@@blue-yk6jg it's not actually 10 words, it's suppose to be like a list of the top 10..
Padre nuestro que estás en el cielo santificado sea tu nombre venga nosotros tu reino hágas tu voluntad en la tierra como en el cielo danos hoy nuestro pan de cada día perdona nuestras ofensas como también nosotros perdonamos nos dejes caer en la tentación y líbranos del malamen
"happy birthday"
"Guys we can play Raft, in The Forest" Topical.
Now we just need Kevin to come build them a stairway to heaven...
I don't know if they ever knew this, but they literally picked the only spot on the map that cannibals don't patrol. These guys are the embodiment of dumb luck when they're together.
Rewatching this after Bob actually became a parent is potentially funnier than it was two years ago.
They're so lucky, the spot they picked for their base is one of the least cannibal-patrolled areas.
I don't understand I've never played this but I want to could you tell me what you mean
The cannibals in the game have predetermined routes that they traverse day and night. The area they picked happens to be one of the areas where there is almost none of those routes pass through.
Another spot that I personally build at that is never patrolled and the only time Cannibals come for me is when I chop one too many trees is a bit following the river to the ocean, east of them, on the shore. I build a wall after the rocks, and live in peace for the most part.
i think wade's chat was helping him
I’m getting married soon, thanks for letting me know how to make my new husband feel special on the wedding night. I’ll be sure to be practicing my BLAGHHHs
Hope your BLAGHHHs worked out
did the BLAGH work
Congratulations
Remember his gift for his birthday
That how I ruined my friend's honeymoon. I told him to do that and they got divorced soon after.
This is like the 6th time I've watched this series, and I will never get sick of it. I hope they play this again some time
I love how Mark decided to include the scene of him getting a melon bar just to make us remember, *he had a melon bar*
I love that "Melon bar? Melon bar." Was important enough to make the recap
Ikr
Lol I was looking for this comment
I love melon bars😭
I thought the exact same thing lol
"I'm going to destroy these dudes" -Mark, right before disaster hits
yuuuup, can't wait till one of them wakes up in the cave
1:10 “Unless it’s your wedding night, you really don’t wanna see that” I’m dying ☠️
i know its old news by now but the fact that marks actively learning Korean makes me very happy how cool for him, proud of him
“They seem to be friendly, they’re leaving me alone.” This is the way.
Bob and Wade watching Mark slingshot the creatures be like "haha yes die trash"
This is the way
this is the way
This is the way.
This is the way