Oh the misery but it’s Roblox blursed images

Uhh so this video just blew up recently and my notifications kept flooding in Thanks for supporting me, I really do appreciate and it's been a huge milestone! Im currently very busy in life due to academic studies, however I will try to continue making new videos soon now that I have a new functional laptop, unlike the other one 😃

"Jorge WashingMachine" got me dying💀

imagine showing this to a peasant from the 1600s 💀

The “I am above the law” killed me

Famous last words: "I don't know what's so hard about cancer, I'm already on stage 4"

Absolute Masterpiece. Part 1: Once upon a time a beautiful child with a talking shadow was born, whose first sentence was about how to talk. He meets a spider named Despacito who helps the child to learn how to talk. Unfortunately for some reason Despacito gets kicked out of the house by the dad, who sarcastically says that the child has nice hair (The child doesn't have any yet for whatever reason). At age 2, he gets knocked out with a red ball by a lettuce-selling woman in a bush. The child wakes up in front of the woman, who is in fact the infamous "Duolingo Bird" and threatens the child to learn Spanish or else he will vanish. But his mom finds him just in time and smashes the Duolingo into the nearest keyboard that she could find. But as punishment, Duolingo goes wild and uses his secret power that nobody else knew until now, which was turning people into walking, talking eggs. For some reason, the mom does not realise that the egg is her son, and decides to go to the nearest police station without him and file a missing person report. The child is forced to leave his home country (Mexico), and later, hatches into a talking chicken. Only then does the child have the courage to go ask for clues on where his family is. He soon realised that life as a chicken is quite meaningless, so the child decides to go on a rampage and kill deers. His shadow tries to comfort him by saying that he was high quality, and with newfound confidence, the child literally climbs above the law. However, he is soon arrested despite what he believed, and he is put in jail. Fortunately, Despacito the Spider manages to find the child, and convinces the police to let the child go free if he successfully passed a quiz. The quiz was about company logos, but since the child was never educated for the 6 years of his life, he fails the first question, and with huge disappointment, Despacito confesses that the child was actually born out of the dad. Hearing this news, the child threatens to swear word at his dad for kicking Despacito out, and for not telling the truth. He thanks his non-existent audience for listening to his story so far and starts an ad campaign for racism. The child quickly follows on what he created, and goes on to commit several crimes, including the rearrangement of the organs from a woman that was bought for free, trespassing into the female bathroom, and the murder of 52 people. During his interrogation, he swears he did nothing and confesses that he is not like other girls. He is later sentenced to execution by electric chair, and he dies. But before his funeral starts, he would like to thank his sponsor of the funeral, NordVPN. Part 2: So there was this model, who really liked making faces, but unfortunately had stage 4 cancer, which seemed like a game to him. He was famous for being "The Lord of the Lake" and his diet consisted of newborn babies. He owned a rainbow car, which for some reason would never go straight, and soon enough, the model wound up in a car crash and died. He woke up as bread in the land known as "Breadland" which actually exists on Earth and could be travelled to. In Breadland, there was this literally black, giant human head sculpture with red hair, which didn't really seem to scare anybody. There were also rumours of a bread with a red human head that liked to commit robbery, he was nicknamed "Redhead Bread". The leader of Breadland was in fact, not bread, and instead a human with a Moai Statue the size of a human head, as a head. One time, a Fortnite-playing traveler spoke about the Breadland King as "Smelling like low-fat water", and as punishment, the Breadland King threw a controller at the traveler, unfortunately killing him. The traveler was later reincarnated into bread. The model and the traveller quickly became friends, however the traveler was still very addicted to Fortnite, so the model, being his only friend forced him to go to Dr. Longneck, and the model went too, and while there, the traveler did a Fortnite dance, and he had to be put down into a wheelchair, which he couldn't stand being in. He told Dr. Longneck to go commit eat tortilla chip vertically, and in return, Dr. Longneck roasted the traveler with a Yo Mama joke. Meanwhile, a baby bread somewhere else in the hospital that had just learnt how to talk asked to pull her plug (She had a Man Face Blanket). And then suddenly Redhead Bread, appeared in the hospital with the announcement that he was gonna take over the Soviet Union. Some of the breads began speaking Arabic, which Redhead Bread thought as the language of terror. Redhead Bread's racism seemed familiar to the model, and then he realised: Redhead Bread was the child in Part 1! Redhead Bread/The Child began swearing at the model for figuring out his secret, which the model said was not allowed, to which Redhead Bread responded very crudely. Redhead Bread then goes on another rampage which the World ignored. Dr. Longneck went to go to check on the baby bread, and found out that the baby bread had escaped from her bed, probably because it was actually an oven. The bread baby soon after escaping, gets kidnapped and thrown over a bridge into a river, giving the bread baby brain damage, and a weird face, which was how he confused George Washington for a Washing Machine. The bread baby's brain damage also caused her to blurt out sentences with the words jumbled and replaced. Luckily the bread baby's brain damage didn't last very long, but she didn't know that she had to pay money to go to bread school. I am never writing one of these ever again.

if you decided to show this to a guy who joined roblox not too long ago without any prior knowledge to the community i wonder how they would respond

2:12 "please pull the plug" is way funnier than it has right to be

2:38 LOL MASHINGMACHINE

The “Amazon” killed me as heck-

I see the “how do i type”meme being real because maybe they were pressing random buttons and they happened to press slash key

2:23 i love this

1:29 poor guy

Fam the first meme's game (the how do i type one) is so nostalgic to me.. The screenshot's taken from a game known as idfsgs but it is now dead n the devs moved on to a bigger and (i gotta admit) better project

Most the images are funny and Idk why this one made me laugh so hard but the child at 2:35 named communist just hit different

0:50 THIS ONE IS LMFAOOOO💀💀💀💀💀💀

"Do you are have stupid" got me💀

2:05 bacon: can’t stand being in a wheel chair :( vending machine: Correct

“Do you are have stupid” is an mvp

Once I saw someone say: please help my mom always joins my games and keeps winning against me I've kept close contact with that kid and I think I'm the only thing keeping him not depressed

2:34 is relatable

1:46 My boy got that Pure bravery in his heart tbh

Free Birds, the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. That's right, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

breathtaking words

The “You. Change your skin color” is crazy🤯🤯

1:43 I was so happy to see this one!

"Why wont my car go straight" 😂😂😂 that got me off guard

Ah yes, my favourite president,JORG WASHINGMACHINE

The "Before We Continue This Funeral, I'd like to thank our sponser Nord Vpn" Got Me😂

“My mom told me if I don’t stop playing roblox she will beat my head in the keyboadhzgbvghf” Got me dead 💀

the thumbnail is already enough for me 💀

"Jorg Washingmachine" ☠️

I laughed so many times good job finding these

The song is called Enemy ( not a Karen but a big ID fan so I have to correct you) but love the vid, please pull the plug got me dying!

2:26 got me rolling 💀

0:58 IS CRAZY

“Before we continue I would like to thank our sponsor NPC” FR KZheadrs sponsoring stuff

“ you cant say bad words on roblox they will- “ “ shut the fuck up. “ Dumbledoor said calmly.

"i dont speak terror" got me

THE BFDI ONE😭

(Vol. 1) Theres a kid named Timmy who can finally type in roblos, and then Timmy met the despacito spider and got eaten alive, the despacito spider turns into a yellow man telling a random kid that they have nice hair. And then an egg with a mexico hat appears and transformed into a bald woman who ask kids "wanna buy some lettuce" then the kid got kidnapped by baller for some reason, and then duolingo appears and ask baller "spanish or vanish", the baller then said vanish and he vanished. Little Timmy reincarnated and his mom beat his head to the keyboard as she said not to play metablox for too long, little Timmy grow up and eating a kfc, and then a chicken asked Timmy " Have you seen my family" as the chicken didnt realized they got eaten by Timmy, Timmy runs and go to his friend's car to go to mcdaniels. His friend named Jimmy asked "so hows life" and Timmy answered "meaningless" which is true, then Timmy and Jimmy spotted a a random guy shooting an innocent deer. Timmy sees his shadow and said "look at these hd shadows" as his shadow said "yeah", and then a police was on the roof of the police office, he thinks that he's above the law cuz he's tall, Little Timmy and Jimmy then go to a quiz game and spotted a 5 year old kid said "amazon" in front of a wall named google, he seems to be blind, and little Jimmy said to the 5 year old "You were born out of your dad" which is truefalse, the 5 year old then responded and said that he will swear word at Jimmy for saying that. Then the 5 year old kid goes to the theater and play as an actor, he said "thank you all for coming" even though theres no one watching, little Timmy then gets a job as racist

1:42 OMG BEEFY DIE BFDIBFDIBFDIBFDIBFDIBFDI

" Haha you cant say a bad word it will get tagged- " " *Shut the fuck up* "

"Time to go qhere no man had gone before" LITTLE BILLY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ah yes our very first president. Jorg Washingmachine.

"I don't speak terror" That's wild 💀

dude this is godlike. Im rollin on the floor

This got me rolling on the floor 😂 keep it up dude!

Tortilla chip vertically 😂😂 I’m definitely stealing that

That Thanos one got me balling

0:27 I like how he looks like hes trying to give the chicken

What app did you use? (and how to make the pic move)

Nah the ( to go where no man has gone before ) is wild as heck 💀

Dear god.. I love it

Good old days😢

“Why won’t my car go straight?” Is just mad crazy 💀

"look at these HD shadows" "yeah"

This song is called "Enemy"

This game is literally the most cursed yet enjoyable things ever. There’s a level of comedy that just can’t be faked

1:32 HOLY SHIT IT IS THE LORD OF THE LAKE😮

2:28 never knew you could do that💀

I saw someone say (not remembered but something like gorg) washingmachine in a game once too

I need a part 2 of this

0:21 i saw him at frount door he said i forgot my chinesse lesson and holding an gu- ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

These are funny I love this

This is gold

Had me dying at the thunbnail😂💀

"How do I type" will never get old

"Shut the fuck up" got me dying

2:20 is that me? brother?

which editing software which transition between images

The "I Am Not Scared Of You" is what we call "true fearlessness"

That very first bang literally jump scared me (edit) 0:00

It would be better if you let us see the the chat bubbles dude. Maybe make it a basic image.

One time i had “literal” white skin in a military roleplay and the E2 told me to change my skin color…

“Why won’t my car go straight” -rainbow car

“I dont speak terror” im offended

The last one, Juan must be a Mexican studying in America. 😂😂😂

how do u make that bouncing effect?

2:25 literally funny cuz right as he says that swear word is bad they randomly say it which swear words censors but this one doesnt cuz its a meme

the adopt me no dropping kids in the lake sign kinda looks like a kid falling into the lake peeing from his chest to the adults face

0:59

Calcut animation for the photos?

1:45 this is honestly kind of cool

I remember when ani.e sword simulator slipped the a word into roblox 😂😂

2:08 TO 2:14 got me

"Out of your mommy, Into my tummy" -Some Roblox Dude

The famous “ jorg washingmachine”

Relatable

2x speed makes him sound like its rapping

2:10 BRO GOT HUMBLED

“How’s life?” “Meaningless.”

I died and went to heaven at “I don’t speak terror”

how did you make this?

When people say "how do I type" I'm like u just did

我爱这个video

why are the bacons and noob avatars the funniest

Guy: Out of your mummy and into my tummy :) Baby: :0)

when i realized what it said at 1:57 i lost it 😭😭💀💀💀

Spanish or vanish got me lol