Funny Languages - Loic Suberville Tiktok Compilation

Exactly, it really feels like a different person.

The t-shirt change depending on the langage wich help the transitions. But I agree, the acting is on point !

His cartoon logo is in the same clothes too! 😄

Exactly

Yessss

Caoutchouc... C ... 1, 2, 3, 4 T 1,2,3,4 C Yup it’s symmetrical Why ? 🤷 Caoutchouteux has the same root and the final c is gone xD

@@ColonelLucario but but but.... CaouTchouC is NOT C 1234 T 1234 C, it's C 123 T 1234 C

@@jlammetje crêpe you are right I was been fooled

@@ColonelLucario crêpe 😂

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IndianWargamer. Of course te has The Spirit. French language is rich........like The tailor.

@@ac8907 Mostly only French people will get that joke, since it's from a english teaching book that only french people used xD

P. Miniggio. Oui et ?

@@ac8907 I don't know this reference but I still agree. Vive la France.

Lol

SilpheedTandy. Heu... Tell us what is your nationality, just for fun.....

as a belgian guy, you lie, YOU LIIII-

Ummm, actually no, not at all (If you mean the language itself)

French: *I miss my Papa!* *runs past picture of French empire

thank you

though honestly, it does not make much sense to assign inanimate objects a gender edit: guys, I get it, please don’t reply to me anymore

Yeah but for example in German they don't put genders to words randomly, there's rules

@@camillehocde8195 there are? I'm German and I've never really noticed a specific rule for genders. like the sun and the moon- in most cultures, the moon is female and the sun is male, but in German it’s the opposite. (ok that was a bad example) an insect is neutral, which kind of makes sense, but a mushroom is male? idk, if you know a rule I would genuinely like to hear it

@@camillehocde8195 ein mann, eine frau, ein mädchen... Wait what

I need to copy-past this somewhere

@@hirencorn2313 i sent it to all my friends, so I can mock them😂😂😂

Think of the evolution and diversification of the -ea- sound in the same way how the -eis- sound in Old French evolved. This evolved and changed spelling in modern French to be -ais- and -ois-. In standard Metropolitan French these are realized as [ɛ] and [wɑ],yet certain dialects have retained earlier pronunciations before -ois- became pronounced as [wɑ] and may say [we], [wɛ], [wɛ:], [wa:] [wɒː], or [wɔː], or even may have gone even further to give us Quebecois French [waɪ̯], [wɛɪ̯], [wei̯] through diphthongization of the long -oi- of Middle and Early Modern French whose distinction from short -oi- is extinct in Metropolitan French. Even in different French dialects what becomes [ɛ] and what becomes [wɑ] is inconsistent. Like some French speakers will pronounce droit and froid as [dʁɛ] and [fʁɛ] as examples. Unlike English, French schools for the past 150 years have worked their damnedest to uniform speech in schools (particularly in urban areas which of course have seen greater immigration from rural France with urbanization) and have weeded out the sundry of vowel variations traditionally spoken in Northern France, as well as have they worked to endanger and even exterminate various dialects of different languages spoken throughout France including Brezhoneg and Occitan. We've seen very similar processes be carried out in Northern Germany over the same period after German Unification while deeply conservative Southern Germany has pushed back against it and continue to clearly speak their local dialects, even though in urban areas High German has had a large influence on speech. English on the other hand has been a more voluntary situation of people standardizing speech to fit in and to associate with higher socioeconomic classes (something that German and French speakers also experienced but with greater state involvement via education to push uniformity). And in the Americas as you move further west and away from the longly and diversely settled Eastern Maritimes and Seaboard one merely sees more assimilated speech due to those regions being settled for much shorter periods of time and by people of a more unified background.

Oh man, wait till you hear about what English did with "gh". Or "ou".

@@hoathanatos6179 accents and regional dialects or language are a different issue. This was an example of different pronounciations for the same sequence of letter in the *same* language spoken with the same accent.

Ofccc it is 😩😂 as a persian who speaks 4 languages fluently and learning spanish i still didn’t finish french😐😂coz its so difficult and confusing

Yeah, we have tenses but we also have the modes (used according to the sentence's point of view), and all of them contain several tenses (2 to 8), kinda like english modals but way more complicated 😂 this is so confusing

The worst part is the groups and the exceptions like that shit never really got into my head

yes you are so right! English is much easier. For exemple, when you want to put your verb in future mode, you just have to add "will" But in French is a whole new way of saying and spelling the word. And the verb "Faire" is one of the hardest one. In english it's so simple, for exemple in the present tense it is : I DO, You DO, He DOES, We DO, You DO, They DO. In french, its : Je FAIS, Tu FAIS, Il FAIT, Nous FAISONS, Vous FAITES, Ils FONT. In english the futur tense is I WILL DO, you WILL DO, he WILL DO, etc...But in french it is JE FERAI, TU FERAS, IL FERA, NOUS FERONS, VOUS FEREZ, ILS FERONT. Insane!!!

Papiamentu: Looks down at his postcard

ASL: well f-

Hindi: *hands over sheet of paper*

This is a well known joke about the Finnish language. Finnish has 15 noun cases (English only has 3), meaning each noun can have over 2000 forms. English: A dog. Swedish: What? English: The dog. English: Two dogs. Swedish: Okay. We have: En hund, hunden, Två hundar, hundarna. German: Wait, I wan’t to try it too! English: No, go away. Swedish: No one invited you. German: Der Hund. English: I said go away. German: Ein Hund, zwei Hunde. Swedish: Stop it! German: Den Hund, einen Hund, dem Hund, einem Hund, des Hundes, eines Hundes, den Hunden, der Hunden. Finnish: Sup. English: NO. Swedish: NO. German: NO. Finn, you go away!! Finnish: Koira, koiran, koiraa, koiran again, koirassa, koirasta, koiraan, koiralla, koiralta, koiralle, koirana, koiraksi, koiratta, koirineen, koirin. German: WHAT? Swedish: You must be kidding us! English: This must be a joke… Finnish: Aaaand… koirasi, koirani, koiransa, koiramme, koiranne, koiraani, koiraasi, koiraansa, koiraamme, koiraanne, koirassani, koirassasi, koirassansa, koirassamme, koirassanne, koirastani, koirastasi, koirastansa, koirastamme, koirastanne, koirallani, koirallasi, koirallansa, koirallamme, koirallanne, koiranani, koiranasi, koiranansa, koiranamme, koirananne, koirakseni, koiraksesi, koiraksensa, koiraksemme, koiraksenne, koirattani, koirattasi, koirattansa, koirattamme, koirattanne, koirineni, koirinesi, koirinensa, koirinemme, koirinenne. English: Those are words for a dog??? Finnish: Wait! I didn’t stop yet. There is still: koirakaan, koirankaan, koiraakaan, koirassakaan, koirastakaan, koiraankaan, koirallakaan, koiraltakaan, koirallekaan, koiranakaan, koiraksikaan, koirattakaan, koirineenkaan, koirinkaan, koirako, koiranko, koiraako, koirassako, koirastako, koiraanko, koirallako, koiraltako, koiralleko, koiranako, koiraksiko, koirattako, koirineenko, koirinko, koirasikaan, koiranikaan, koiransakaan, koirammekaan, koirannekaan, koiraanikaan, koiraasikaan, koiraansakaan, koiraammekaan, koiraannekaan, koirassanikaan, koirassasikaan, koirassansakaan, koirassammekaan, koirassannekaan, koirastanikaan, koirastasikaan, koirastansakaan, koirastammekaan, koirastannekaan, koirallanikaan, koirallasikaan, koirallansakaan, koirallammekaan, koirallannekaan, koirananikaan, koiranasikaan, koiranansakaan, koiranammekaan, koiranannekaan, koiraksenikaan, koiraksesikaan, koiraksensakaan, koiraksemmekaan, koiraksennekaan, koirattanikaan, koirattasikaan, koirattansakaan, koirattammekaan, koirattannekaan, koirinenikaan, koirinesikaan, koirinensakaan, koirinemmekaan, koirinennekaan, koirasiko, koiraniko, koiransako, koirammeko, koiranneko, koiraaniko, koiraasiko, koiraansako, koiraammeko, koiraanneko, koirassaniko, koirassasiko, koirassansako, koirassammeko, koirassanneko, koirastaniko, koirastasiko, koirastansako, koirastammeko, koirastanneko, koirallaniko, koirallasiko, koirallansako, koirallammeko, koirallanneko, koirananiko, koiranasiko, koiranansako, koiranammeko, koirananneko, koirakseniko, koiraksesiko, koiraksensako, koiraksemmeko, koiraksenneko, koirattaniko, koirattasiko, koirattansako, koirattammeko, koirattanneko, koirineniko, koirinesiko, koirinensako, koirinemmeko, koirinenneko, koirasikaanko, koiranikaanko, koiransakaanko, koirammekaanko, koirannekaanko, koiraanikaanko, koiraasikaanko, koiraansakaanko, koiraammekaanko, koiraannekaanko, koirassanikaanko, koirassasikaanko, koirassansakaanko, koirassammekaanko, koirassannekaanko, koirastanikaanko, koirastasikaanko, koirastansakaanko, koirastammekaanko, koirastannekaanko, koirallanikaanko, koirallasikaanko, koirallansakaanko, koirallammekaanko, koirallannekaanko, koirananikaanko, koiranasikaanko, koiranansakaanko, koiranammekaanko, koiranannekaanko, koiraksenikaanko, koiraksesikaanko, koiraksensakaanko, koiraksemmekaanko, koiraksennekaanko, koirattanikaanko, koirattasikaanko, koirattansakaanko, koirattammekaanko, koirattannekaanko, koirinenikaanko, koirinesikaanko, koirinensakaanko, koirinemmekaanko, koirinennekaanko, koirasikokaan, koiranikokaan, koiransakokaan, koirammekokaan, koirannekokaan, koiraanikokaan, koiraasikokaan, koiraansakokaan, koiraammekokaan, koiraannekokaan, koirassanikokaan, koirassasikokaan, koirassansakokaan, koirassammekokaan, koirassannekokaan, koirastanikokaan, koirastasikokaan, koirastansakokaan, koirastammekokaan, koirastannekokaan, koirallanikokaan, koirallasikokaan, koirallansakokaan, koirallammekokaan, koirallannekokaan, koirananikokaan, koiranasikokaan, koiranansakokaan, koiranammekokaan, koiranannekokaan, koiraksenikokaan, koiraksesikokaan, koiraksensakokaan, koiraksemmekokaan, koiraksennekokaan, koirattanikokaan, koirattasikokaan, koirattansakokaan, koirattammekokaan, koirattannekokaan, koirinenikokaan, koirinesikokaan, koirinensakokaan, koirinemmekokaan, koirinennekokaan. Swedish: Breath!! German: Whattaaa? English: Okay, now you’re just making things up! Finnish: And now the plural forms….. English: WHAT?!?!

@@-Anjel this can’t be real 😂😂😂 how thick are their dictionaries???

Ah yes, I've adopted a t o i l e t

Ahh yes, my dog gave birth to 5 toilets

@@Wren796 ​ chiotte means poop, chiottes with an s means toilet, both of them is an extremely familiar way

@@JayDAshe doesn't make it better lol

@@JayDAshe errr... I have never heard "chiotte" used as poop.

Warte so "Halt Mund" mean "Hold Moon"?

mund means mouth, Mond is moon

When learning German I always wondered about utensils' genders. Because if I remember correctly it's: spoon -Der Löffel - masculine fork - Die Gabel - feminine knife - Das Messer - neutral. And in Polish we have: spoon - łyżka - feminine fork - widelec - masc. knife - nóż - masc. So nearly complete opposite :)

This actually makes sense. Sun gives life = Feminine Moon does nothing but just reflects the sun = Masculine Girl can be pregnant but should not be = Neutral

@@da96103 I don’t get the pregnant part. Mädchen ends on the diminutive chen. Therefore it’s neutral as everything ending on chen is neutral but as it is a diminutive it also still sounds kinda feminine and cute.

Clearly, an opportunity was missed on that part, because the verb used to describe the action of laying rubber on an object is "Caoutchouter".

Timeil Placebo, how about "rhododendron"? 😂🤣 As the late Sim used to sing " J'aime pas les rhododendrons, j'aime pas les rhododendrons... " 😂🤣

Oi

E voi francesi ve colmplicate la vita da soli tutto questo grazie alla vostra intelligenza superiore

@@qualcuno3643 Considering how we've dealt with the Corona crisis and how people behave, I suppose our language hasn't left much intellectual resource available...

More like they took it from French, wich evolves from Latin.

@@marutotigre3488 nah probs from Spanish

@@darealist690 why would they have took it from Spanish? The iberian peninsula is pretty far from the British isles, by European standards. And the normans pretty much invaded England and fucked even more the already pretty screwed language there. That's why so many words in English are either French or German, with some Celtic (Gaelic?) throughout it all.

@@marutotigre3488 idk that's just what I was told by my English teacher, mostly Spanish with some French elements and a sprinkle of German for vowels

@@darealist690 okay, but Spanish derives from Latin, so...

Well you know either stories or Tik Tok post have a limited time.

Seriously 🤷‍♀️😆

I saw one guy post it in another comment, he's proud of his language, and he should be. But I've never been scared of how many ways there is to say a verb. There's so many

The most of French people don't know the half of the forms.

@@diopshonen because it's dumb

you can't use two different languages in one scrabble game though

I was searching for this comment😂😂 I thought exactly the same

well that makes even more sense. But, yeah, not appetizing.

That makes since! lol

another comment is the same, except they said in Indonesia they call it "granny's hair"

That actually makes so much more sense!

Yeah weirdo language buddy!! - some French person

In Arabic(in Iraq) we call it "girls hair" cuz it's sweet like girls...I guess

I'll tickle your fancy, in Dutch it's called 'sugar spider'

@@pancakeeating4969 the best by far! 😍

Since it became an Islamic republic long face hair started to grow all around in Indonesia.

The only prefix words for nouns are : Un La Le En

damn, i didnt know french people laughed!! lol JK

@@sourabhsmarty of course they laugh. They just go "hoi hoi hoi hoi mais oui madame hoi hoi hoi!"

the original comment is one month ago The first sub comment is one day ago The second sub comment is one hour ago

@@NotSocuriousGeorge-uq5im what are you trying to prove?

@Renee McPhail I had a seizure reading this

I agree

German...der, die, das

Laughs in Finnish

same with Arabic

@@keiths2902 haha ok this one’s different I admit

European? Look at hindi bruh

Lol they call sll vehicles she

@@TamWam_ Bicycles? Trains? Helicopters?

@@JustinCase99999 the vast majority of objects are feminine in english, try not to think of the implications of that too much.

right😅

@Sling Yes objects in English are "it", but especially men refer to expensive large things they like as being a her/she. And it's totally **not** sexist at all *cough sarcasm cough* Basically if it has an engine, men like it, and it can be owned as property, most men call it a "she" as though it's alive. In English, calling an organism an "it" is an insult and it kinda of like saying that organism is an object and not alive. And yes I have seen men get offended by someone insisting the object is an "it", because they have feeling for this boat/motorcycle/car/etc. Yes it is weird. Though we also have odd phrases like "Listen to that engine purr!" and 'purr' is one of the sounds a pet house cat makes. As someone who has been around a running motorcycle & a purring cat, they sound nothing alike.

To be fair you could say the same about english, at least we can have fun learning your language too 😜

French easy to read hard to write. easy to speak hard to understand.

Haha, as a fellow French learner, I can relate. But I think you'll find that French spelling is actually very consistent, especially in comparison with English. You get a feel for the logic after a while.

Naw mate, ut actually makes sense. The writing part of the language is not done for the purpose of pronouncing it (Yes I know, weird flex, but once you understand that, you get it), written French gives details that get lost in spoken French, now that you have this secret, I still wish you good luck 'cause it's hall to learn x)

@@lilmrmagoo Not that hard to read or write, I think its easier to understand than it is to speak. ;)

He kills me 😂😂😂 French toast we say pain perdu, the bread becomes too hard after two days so we use eggs, milk and sugar and we cook it in a pan. Make sens no?? 😂

In French, it’s the losts as food leftovers. So it’s called lost bread because we used food leftovers for create “French toast”. We take the stale bread and cook it with milk and eggs... why did I juste see a piece of brioche in this vidéo ? By the way, French fries are Belgium, it’s not fair for them 🇧🇪💕

I'm French and i am very ubset by la vidéo. Yes vidéo is a girl that makes sense

@@Link-vk8nv frenche fries are not from belgium they are from flanders france and belgium🤝

in Québec, French Toast is « pain doré » and bread pudding is « pain perdu » :o

He's already an actor

@@arn3107 You mean he's on the way? Because not even 0.1% of actors have an Oscar.

@@AtotehZ that might be true but i was just saying he's an actor

j'ai jamais rien entendu d'aussi cursed que "monsieur vagin" avec sa vieille tête de psychopathe en plus jpp xd

Voilà quelqu’un qui assume de parler français

But why is a beard, a moustache feminine? 😂

@@kimalida8974 because its end with a "e"

🤣🤣🤣 moi aussi

I’m fairly sure he’s an American

Maybe he's simply binational. One parent French, one parent English or American?

@@cestmoiletuncay7157 His mom is French and he lived in Mexico before settling in the United States.

Maybe he is Canadian, Where both English And French are official languages.....

@@Limmosee Then what about his Spanish chracter?

😂😂😭

Stylé

haha i cry in French there are so manny words that says same of completly different things xD im done with my language

Toast, French toast, sops, croutons, etc... were all created to use stale bread.

yeah, there are cool things that can be done whith dryed toast bread, like make panko

English has the same root as the love languages..

@@captaincruise_eq.8652 well no, it's root is those languages.

Every other Germanic language has genders. English is the exception.

Notice how they don't use set genders for scientific latin names. Because they are so meaningless the big brains decided it's best to get rid of them even when resurrecting a dead language for taxonomy.

@@captaincruise_eq.8652 sh s uc k

Como español digo: Fracia es un hermoso país, así que Vivan Francia y España.

I am dying . While learning 😂😂😂

@@shreyosheeislam4093 good luck

@@shreyosheeislam4093 you can ask me some question in French if you want I may be able to help you

It actually isn't messed up, it just has a lot of rules. The gendering is a hard deal and after all those years I am still guessing a lot, but that usually doesn't make me less understandable :) The english language has a whole lot of exceptions (especially in pronunciation) so I personally found it harder to learn english (since I am old enough to use yt as much as I want my english ofc improved way more than my french).

Nope.

This happens with most languages, where a combination of u with another letter will make a different sound lmao

@@CaoNiMaBi Eh. . . not necessarily this much variable, I think, though.

@@wahrebeobachter Well they *are* just as bad as English in this matter.

@@CaoNiMaBi il a insulté ton daron ou quoi

@@CaoNiMaBi désolé de t'avoir offensé mon reuf

much *

I'm bilingual (spanish and english) and learning french, and yeah, it was pretty funny.

Same here trilingual and this is pure gold

I lost it at that I am laughing uncontrollably at work! 😂

MONSIEUR VAGIN

Funny enough mustache is a feminine word

La... I think 🤔 I have heard both so I am not sure.

The gendering of Covid is legit a way of testing who is following the official discourse. Everybody was saying Le Covid (as in Le virus), but suddenly the Académie Française made the recommendation to use La Covid (as in La maladie). Just by listening to who switched to the new gender (bombarded by mainstream media) you could tell right away if they still had independent thoughts or were just NPC drones.

@@TheZapan99 Well it seems uite logic to me. The virus is the coronavirus which is "le coronavirus" on french, while Covid means "coronavirus' disease" so it's the disease, that's why saying "la covid" (for saying "la maladie à coronavirus") seems more logical.

@@fili3907 You totally missed the point of my comment. French people organically decided that this new word was masculine, but authorities had to impose a different choice, because it allowed them to check their level of mind-control on the population. They don't understand it works both way, and people are also making lists.

@@TheZapan99 Well... The thing is that the people deciding whether a noun is masculine or feminine aren't the autorites. That's why in the past there have been conflits between the government, who wanted to change some grammar rules to be easier and more logical to be taught, and the "Académie Française" that disagreed. Turns out that the Académie Française won. Cause they are the ones in charge of grammar rules and orthograph. So... No "testing of their mind control" from our authorities. By the way I think that, for the most part, they were also saying "Le covid" before.

That's just "holy God". God was substituted with cow by people who didn't want to use his name to swear.

Gaelic is so damn hard to pronounce, even french has more intuitive writing

"knowledge machine" hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

@@Tvngsten At least Irish pronunciation doesn't have exceptions lmao

It's "knowledge/information counter" (bilgi-sayar) in Turkish :D

Icelandic tölvu for computer which i guess means something like 'number prophetess'. Gives an interesting meaning to 'Tölvunarfræðideild' = 'The department of number prophetesses theory' (computer science faculty)

I really think being french makes a difference 😂 I'm french and for example, masculin or feminin is something we don't think, it's natural for us to know what is the gender because we learn this since we are baby (when the gender is false it feels reaallyyyyy weird) (Sorry for mistakes, I didn't use Google 😭👉👈)

@@koyanie9022 I didn't get the google thing but for the rest, yeah I feel you. And I think that when you have to explain it, it's even more odd and that guy came up with hilarious explanation that are so reflective of the French stereotypes, yet in a very accurate way! Very good observational skills that man! 😹 And I can't tell because I'm neither a Spanish nor English native speaker, but that's very much how I pictured my native Spanish/English speaker buddies at uni 😂😂

@@user-rh7tm7sj9g oh serious i did not know you're so incredible to know that, i love you. (serious, who did not know that ?)

Hi moomo 🤭

It is even better than that. "Universal language's" English is in a fairly neutral accent, but sometimes his "English language" accent is noticiably American mid-west.

Actually, English is horrible to learn.

No It really doesn't 😅 Cries in exams

Yeah, I really like the verb "Biffler" 😂

Mélodie Travel. Soyez fière de votre langue. Le francais est une langue infiniment artistique......et riche.

In off-brand dutch, aka afrikaans, it’s called “spook asem”, which can be translated to “ghost breath”.

But that is what a spider does: weaving webs 🕸

There are so many weird literal translations from Dutch to English, it's not okay.

In Hindi we call it "Budhiya ke Baal" which translates to "Old woman's hair".

SO CLEVER