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This may be the most elaborate plot to kill Nazeem I've ever seen.
@fredekkrainakredek72183 жыл бұрын
I once tried to get the guards to kill him by killing someone else and putting Nazeem between me and the guards.
@tristanbrewer45233 жыл бұрын
@@tristanbrewer4523 if you put poison of rage to his inventory while sneaking, he will attack everyone and guards will kill him and that kill dont counts as your kill so guards dont chase you after that. This trick also works on Avenichi on Solitude in brotherhood quest, after poison she will kill his husband and attack solitude guard, then you will see an Solitude guards vs Imperial agents brawl 🙂
@Bagixxx13 жыл бұрын
@@Bagixxx1 frenzy poisoned arrows SOMETIMES don't give you bounty, this is a bug.
@jacobnicola59502 жыл бұрын
@@jacobnicola5950 poisoner perk in the pickpocket tree, not arrows
@kermitpeterson2 жыл бұрын
@@kermitpeterson or you know, just cast a novice spell
@Obelg2 жыл бұрын
Me 14 minutes in Skyrim: which race should I pick?
@aresartemis7833 жыл бұрын
@Carl Mannerheim true
@aresartemis7833 жыл бұрын
@@aresartemis783 4 hours to make the character
@GHKiwi3 жыл бұрын
@@GHKiwi lol I spent 1 hour and a half one time
@aresartemis7833 жыл бұрын
@Driver Nephi that’s tuff 😂
@aresartemis7833 жыл бұрын
Yup seems about right
@waitingonme48583 жыл бұрын
Guy: upgrades a dagger 10x over making it deal 900+ damage Adrianne: Reminds me of when I first started smithing
@jorjo10612 жыл бұрын
XD I know right
@LouisLeXVIII Жыл бұрын
😂
@BETA00009 Жыл бұрын
Adrianne is secretly a God
@l0sts0ul89 Жыл бұрын
Adrianne is OP
@sazechs_451 Жыл бұрын
Well I mean, every Skyrim Playthrough that features that little trick usually results in you deliberately toning down your OP gear so you can experience a challenge.
@GeorgeCowsert Жыл бұрын
Skyrim, the only game where speedruns like that can be considered "glitchless"
@senorbones29102 жыл бұрын
But the game itself can't
@SilverGamingFI2 жыл бұрын
I mean, if this isn't glitchless, then you can't play the game glitchless.
@theamazingcj27482 жыл бұрын
@@SilverGamingFI no game is glitchless
@BryanM862 жыл бұрын
@@BryanM86 incorrect, it’s just very hard for any game to not have glitches
@GothelGrigore2 жыл бұрын
But nobody called this run glitchless did they?
@mrotislima63362 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the court wizard and this guy dressed in rags just waltzes in, pushes you aside from your alchemy table and starts brewing the sickest potions you've ever seen in your life, and then proceeds to drink them and brew new ones, repeating it for 5 minutes straight. And then he just turns around and leaves, doing some parkour over a table and jumping over the maid on his way out.
@MatNightmare3 жыл бұрын
XD this is so well written an vivid
@articxunodorseggnej80163 жыл бұрын
He's going into battle and needs only the strongest potions.
@way2tehdawn3 жыл бұрын
@@way2tehdawn you cannot handle my strongest potions
@fungusman97263 жыл бұрын
And after a minute, a guard runs in and reports "My jarl, Whiterun is under attack!"
@ymca37353 жыл бұрын
"Never should have come here"
@presidenteden82073 жыл бұрын
Nazeem really just watched a random dude kill someone in full ebony plate armour with two swings of an iron dagger and then went "yeah this seems like someone I should insult"
@adc12223 жыл бұрын
Absolute chad
@nomadic-loyalist3 жыл бұрын
He died the way he lived.
@jamesonrosen17733 жыл бұрын
@@jamesonrosen1773 Getting to the cloud district, quite often I might add.
@bossrosslp3 жыл бұрын
kzhead.info/sun/fdCuk7iRb5qPp2w/bejne.html
@usoroa.69043 жыл бұрын
@@jamesonrosen1773 he died stupidly and lived stupidly
@Factory26_3 жыл бұрын
Dragonborn: _Crafts a dagger capable of killing anything in one swing._ Adrianne: Not bad. Reminds me when I first started smithing.
@davidwilson2916 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@maiden5427 Жыл бұрын
Ebony warrior ascending to God hood by surviving a swing.
@FoxBoyWithBushyTailAndEars4 ай бұрын
she fell off
@ParakotoJenkins3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 lmao every time I get to this part
@Brabec95Ай бұрын
Imagine if he donated a potion of restoration to the temple of kynareth in whiterun, some novice would drink it and use healing hands on a sick guy/wounded soldier with 19373897452937% improved restoration and the dude just becomes god
@eccentricjoe87862 жыл бұрын
Can you donate potions to the temple??
@Shivam_68212 жыл бұрын
New divine just dropped
@melonbottle18522 жыл бұрын
You sell that potion your eloquence reach Lvl. 100 7 times instantly
@VoltyOnYT2 жыл бұрын
@@VoltyOnYT hold the sell button on your potion for 17388281847284 gold and move your cursor over one of their inventories and then infinitely make them buy the potion they bought over and over and get speech to legendary x50
@eccentricjoe87862 жыл бұрын
@@eccentricjoe8786 Oh god
@VoltyOnYT2 жыл бұрын
Jarl of Whiterun- "What do you mean the guy who was making potions for 6 minutes just became the strongest warrior in skyrim?"
@chrisshoemate17603 жыл бұрын
"Are you drinking skooma again?"
@JostDraws3 жыл бұрын
@@JostDraws The Dragonborn made the most perfect skooma and reverse pickpocketed me...
@nannerdunlocke12313 жыл бұрын
@@nannerdunlocke1231 LOL thinking about it if he made a skooma the person would either trip for an year or have an overdose that could kill 1000 men
@JostDraws3 жыл бұрын
He should join the mages college's Jarl, he have quite the skill with alchemy.
@presidenteden82073 жыл бұрын
@@JostDraws I just picture dragonborn saying "Dont make me drink this" inside a fort filled with hundreds of bandits. Bandit" "Or what?" Dragonborn: *Takes a sip* Entire fort: Drops dead.
@Skizzeckz3 жыл бұрын
Killing Nazem at the end was the cherry on top
@KILLERSIXBEE3 жыл бұрын
It was like @waz spotted him and we all new what was gonna happen
@jacobpearce40553 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@GuyWithoutHobbies3 жыл бұрын
It's actually was kill Nazem with the toothpick of God while cosplaying OG Ebony Warior%
@7AKV73 жыл бұрын
Killing nazeem after killing ebony warrior speedrun
@pedrocc26243 жыл бұрын
Jesus died for our sin
@louisupton37403 жыл бұрын
The Ebony Warrior is actually a title that is passed down to whoever slays the current holder of the title. The equipping of the armour and teabagging is part of the ritual
@roachdoggjr7393 Жыл бұрын
Make this canon Todd Howard
@madmanszalinski Жыл бұрын
This ebony warrior accidentally broke the tradition by being unkillable with his 1000 damage dagger of legend
@declicitous176310 ай бұрын
The RNG was so great that Nazeem showed up when you got the dagger
@notverifiable37312 жыл бұрын
Perk tree menu navigation is how Bethesda balanced speedrunning.
@dsouth77543 жыл бұрын
Dammit u caught me of guard
@norntneithernt39193 жыл бұрын
Bethesda has never even heard the word balance
@mkultra82443 жыл бұрын
Todd Howard laughing somewhere
@Rikhardi2 жыл бұрын
@@Rikhardi more like drinking tea with the queen
@swarajaggarwal2 жыл бұрын
@@swarajaggarwalooooooooohhhh….
@Xx3nxX13 күн бұрын
Everyone's talking about Nazeem and the court wizard nah bro, imagine being that hunter just minding ur own business when this half naked maniac comes out of nowhere attacks you, steals ur horse and then yeets himself 50 million feet away
@zuzu23653 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@repechhi89282 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t even take the horse with him. Just uses it as a fucking thermonuclear super railgun.
@somedude68332 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about, That's just every Saturday in skyrim
@josephstacy8212 жыл бұрын
Adrianne: Reminds me of when I started smithing
@dracofirex2 жыл бұрын
L for saying yeet
@carlmorrow16002 жыл бұрын
Love that his first kill in the game is ebony warrior then followed by everyone else. That’s a power move
@dionpierre58478 ай бұрын
I like how he proceeds to play skyrim the intended way after he kills the ebony warrior
@lucasdrudi72312 жыл бұрын
this man got to level 70 by the time it took me to realize that i accidentally made another sneak archer
@willragan79972 жыл бұрын
The inevitability of Skyrim
@morgansutherland6091 Жыл бұрын
can easily get 200+ in 30 minutes just abusing alchemy, and kill people with absurd poison instead
@bradleynugent4991 Жыл бұрын
@@bradleynugent4991what is this method? I was always farming gold rings, and enchanting random shit.
@kerrick7621 Жыл бұрын
@@kerrick7621 use the fortify restoration glitch to make a powerful item for fortify alchemy, then make water breathing potions and then make alchemy legendary, if you then sell the potion you can also legendary speech, and it takes one potion to go from 15 to 100 in both speech and alchemy
@bradleynugent4991 Жыл бұрын
@@bradleynugent4991 woah thanks man I’ll check it out
@kerrick7621 Жыл бұрын
Not only did you kill nazeem, you also killed a random dude in some wierd armor
@quinndapin1563 жыл бұрын
@Huxtable He was just the miniboss before Nazeem.
@spaghettijones43 жыл бұрын
@@spaghettijones4 your name is beautiful
@maximithsparks90993 жыл бұрын
@@spaghettijones4 But why can't you control it? Do they scare you?
@RealShrimpu3 жыл бұрын
@@spaghettijones4 I can control the speed at which Nazeem can die, can you?
@kevinkevin95253 жыл бұрын
@@RealShrimpu no his friends are great shooters so they can shoot lobsters that aren't in cover
@masazino49673 жыл бұрын
Imagine being Arcadia and seeing this homeless guy run in, proceed to throw the entire treasury of Whiterun at you while yelling at you to train them in alchemy, then proceeding to smack you in the face multiple times with a blast of fire that changes every single item on your shelf before leaving
@auspiciousapple83732 жыл бұрын
man DEFIES the will of the gods by making salted fish
@hyperactivwp Жыл бұрын
when Ralof said “Jarl Ulfric, what is that thing?” he was talking about you.
@ByteMe6192 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@maeves.w.71562 жыл бұрын
“Could the legends be true?” “Legends don’t skip this dungeon, steal a horse, then fly through the skies at Mach 69 speed.”
@shookt15692 жыл бұрын
@@shookt1569 Ralof: At what 69 speed? Ulfric: I’ve no idea what it means either; it just popped into my head. (That was a joke, and I know you were only joking as well).
@greywalker505 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I'm dead 😂😂😂@@shookt1569
@kakorumba4432 ай бұрын
*walks into the drunken huntsman* Jenassa we need to cook
@mattigator6003 жыл бұрын
I almost shit my pants laughing at this...made it in time lol i hope you're happy 😠
@ramariomartinez21243 жыл бұрын
@@ramariomartinez2124 LMAO 🤣
@muhammadcalvin82813 жыл бұрын
if walter white were in skyrim this is exactly how he’d kill the ebony warrior
@Evan-ns3jt2 жыл бұрын
don't LIE to me Ralof you sussy baka
@bigboss41782 жыл бұрын
So, we have... - the Alduin Helgen Keep parcour; - some quickloading shenanigans; - the horse catapult; - the "sell them their own stuff" glitch; - the quickloading merchant inventory reset; - the duplication glitch; - the fortify restoration loop. In the words of a very wise man, "now that's a lotta damage!".
@user-et8vm9cc3t2 жыл бұрын
16:44 The subtle realization of the perfect way to end a WR. *That had me in tears I was laughing so hard. Well done.*
@tobiasGR3Y Жыл бұрын
Ebony warrior: “are you worthy to fight me?” Dragonborn: “you cannot handle my potions, traveller. They’re too strong for you”
@ijustworkhere10083 жыл бұрын
I said, give me your strongest potions
@krakowski_62373 жыл бұрын
"My potions are strong enough to kill Alduin, let alone a man."
@rocket-propelledgecko49763 жыл бұрын
*drinks potion and instantly gets alchemy 100*
@Dumbledumb1013 жыл бұрын
potion seller, enough of these games, I need only your strongest potions. I am going into battle.
@sssilky33172 жыл бұрын
You know, I can actually see the dialogue of that video to actually be in a Bethesda game delivered by a Nazeem type of guy. Then when you pickpocket/kill him for his potions, you realize that these are actually the weakest potions you’ve seen in the entire playthrough.
@SplendidCoffee02 жыл бұрын
How bizzare it must be to be the ebony warrior training your whole life to face a great warrior...only to find out the most powerful man in all of Tamriel is some scraggly looking dude who has literally spent the last 15 minutes guzzling potions watch him craft a dagger that could cut a hole in the universe then kill you with said dagger. Skyrim is Amazing......
@MCBSMITH893 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite comment now
@JinYo2653 жыл бұрын
Cut a hole in the universe. Damn man thats some poetry level shit right there gg
@friendlyplayer923 жыл бұрын
@@friendlyplayer92 reminds me of The Subtle Knife by Philip Pullman, a very good book.
@williamfullofwood74213 жыл бұрын
@@williamfullofwood7421 great book
@sscorpiun61353 жыл бұрын
@@williamfullofwood7421 Was just about to say that.
@bpyrotroph36702 жыл бұрын
One thing I really love is that the alchemy dupe isn't even a glitch, its just straight up an oversight in the design lmao
@wozza_dev2 жыл бұрын
It's not even an oversight any more. It could have been an oversight in Morrowind, but the same exploit works in Oblivion and Skyrim.
@BalazsMesko9 ай бұрын
@@BalazsMeskoThat's crazy alchemy is the strongest thing in the elder scrolls
@gamercreature25878 ай бұрын
@@gamercreature2587 It is, I think you missed what I meant. They definitely *know* it's OP, so it can't be an oversight, by definition.
@BalazsMesko8 ай бұрын
What is happening?@@BalazsMesko
@Raumance12 күн бұрын
This gets even better once you realise that a random dude waiting on a mountain in sub par armour takes thrice the time to kill than the first Dragonborn living in a different plane of oblivion
@magnumcoles8677 Жыл бұрын
His computer loads faster than the synapses in my brain can fire.
@teddycush553 жыл бұрын
SSD probably
@itdobelikedattho81122 жыл бұрын
Isnt it edited too, as the seconds or minutes that it takes the load screen to be done dont count towards the overall time?
@semiruu2 жыл бұрын
This is actually true most of the time, the average computer has more processing power than everyone in the world combined
@worldlinezero47832 жыл бұрын
SSD and the game looks like is on low settings too
@DevilYumemon2 жыл бұрын
@@worldlinezero4783 Nope, the fastest supercomputer in the world has a maximum processing speed of one thousand trillion floating-point calculations per second (55 petaFLOPS). The human brain operates at 1 exaFLOP, equivalent to a billion billion calculations per second. It's also much more energy efficient, since it operates with the energy of a lightbulb.
@driss4092 жыл бұрын
“Wait you’re going to kill him with an iron dagger? That’ll take forev-“
@stealthyshadow5673 жыл бұрын
POV: You're the Court Wizard and some dude in prisoner's rags shoves you off your alchemy table and starts drinking raw power.
@TheNumbestNuts2 жыл бұрын
4:53 This was the moment Dragonborn became Heisenberg.
@shaymus.2 жыл бұрын
“In 2021 we’ll be playing tes 6” 2021:
@willmehus12043 жыл бұрын
Special edition is on game pass so I'm playing it again. Also, there's eso. We've been gifted an amazing game with tons of replay value and people are complaining lol.
@shawniscoolerthanyou3 жыл бұрын
The guy who said that has to be pretty naive... It's well known since forever that we won't play tes 6 before 2025.
@eliasvonbrille3 жыл бұрын
@Kraken Entertainment LLC the endless timeline of Tamriel
@Drenosir3 жыл бұрын
@@eliasvonbrille hopefully by then, I’ll have a gaming PC, and not just play on my laptop 💀
@chuleta4412 жыл бұрын
Fish and salt expands the mind of a man until he is the most powerful being in the known world until he kills god
@benswanson56433 жыл бұрын
Fish and salt is how one achieves CHIM
@Marcelelias113 жыл бұрын
@CostaTheMeme But misuse of fish and salt can lead you to achieve Zero Sum and pop out of existence!
@Marcelelias113 жыл бұрын
I used the restoration potion glitch to smith weapons so broken that the weapon damage was a negative number. I almost thought it would actually heal enemies but instead it popped them out of existence
@benjip74143 жыл бұрын
@@benjip7414 lol negative damage is that even possible
@MakotoJeon3 жыл бұрын
@@benjip7414 Guess I was wrong then, misusing it doesn't pop you out of existence, it pops *your victims* of out existence (The reason this happens is because of value overflow, and Skyrim apparently has a failsafe that just erases your target whenever your damage overflows. You can do the same in FF7 with one of Vincent's guns)
@Marcelelias113 жыл бұрын
I love how in the end he singled-out Nazeem, waited for him to finish his dastard line, and then proceeded to viciously murder him in cold-blood XD.
@ormos72742 жыл бұрын
all i can imagine when he's making those potions is that he's continuously just wringing out a fish into a pile of salt and it makes a deafening explosion while instantly shoving almost divine levels of alchemical knowledge directly into his brain
@bilbo_gamers641711 ай бұрын
Adrianne: Welcome, traveler. What can i get you? Dragonborn: You wanna buy that leather helmet in your pocket for 141 gold? Adrianne: You drive a hard bargin. I'm in.
@mytomanen_bre3 жыл бұрын
"Oh i forgot to mention... I want to sell this 174 times"
@Drenosir3 жыл бұрын
How does he do this by the way? I'm watching it so confused
@collenrivers97623 жыл бұрын
@@collenrivers9762 Its a glitch that be exploited by pressing certain buttons in the sell menu that convinces NPCs that their inventory is actually yours. They will then proceed to pay you for their items
@coleedgerly56663 жыл бұрын
@@coleedgerly5666 do you know where i can find a tutorial of this?
@gusy19023 жыл бұрын
@@coleedgerly5666 thanks bro
@gusy19023 жыл бұрын
Adrienne: Take care not to set anything on fire Dragonborn: *Sets her on fire*
@obnoxiouscommenter61943 жыл бұрын
That shit got me laughin
@GoodOneLULE3 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain why he was doing that because my dumbass is clueless lmao
@ofesp81223 жыл бұрын
@@ofesp8122 basically he sells his shit to her, her wallet goes empty, he saves and then he agroes her by roasting her, this kinda resets her or updates her which causes her money to reset when he loads to his save before agroing her, and then he sells his shit. Repeat
@GoodOneLULE3 жыл бұрын
@@GoodOneLULE Thanks man
@ofesp81223 жыл бұрын
@@ofesp8122 he forgot the part where he uses a glitch to sell her her own inventory
@roetemeteor3 жыл бұрын
Putting on the armor and tea bagging was very essential
@dillonmartinez35342 жыл бұрын
Player created the most powerful dagger in the world Adrianne: “reminds me of when i first started smithing”
@rosymuscovy79672 жыл бұрын
nice to see more alternate Any%s Todd Howard will be like: 'Finally, someone who plays this game how it was intended.'
@deineMudda9523 жыл бұрын
2:27 I just works
@crcrcrcrcrcrcr14733 жыл бұрын
You’re goddamn right
@ToddHoward33 жыл бұрын
Jesus died for our sin
@louisupton37403 жыл бұрын
420 Likes. EDIT: 725 Likes EDIT 2: 823 Likes
@AaronBayette3 жыл бұрын
@@louisupton3740 off your Schizophrenia meds, partner?
@ScringlyMcdumplefart3 жыл бұрын
Somebody go tell the Tribunal they don’t need the Heart of Lorkhan to become gods, just some cyrodiilic spadetails, salt, and a knife
@alexanderbowlby45683 жыл бұрын
My man didn't even buy the abecean longfin
@cephon6198 Жыл бұрын
The 9 become 10
@sssdrake Жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@BrunoHenrique-bo4bz Жыл бұрын
@@fluffbutt9960that sounds like a anime recap
@kys29010 ай бұрын
@@kys290you’re too young if you think that’s an anime recap😂
@-LiveFromSpace-10 ай бұрын
Ebony warrior heard how good you were at getting off of horses, waiting, drinking potions, and he also heard about that one knife you made that could possibly cut the world in half if dropped and said "that's the guy." Also, Farengar: *sees dirty unwashed man in rags* "I had you figured for a mage" I guess there are certain stereotypes for mages in skyrim.
@MinillaIF Жыл бұрын
Waz: shoots fire 80 times at Adrianne Avenicci Adrianne Avenicci: I'm waiting
@Ertto542 жыл бұрын
"How did you prepare for our battle, Dragonborn?" "Oh dude I lit so many shopkeepers on fire, you wouldn't even believe it."
@pissedoffturtle73333 жыл бұрын
Why does he do that??
@ryancondon22463 жыл бұрын
@@ryancondon2246 if you quick save, attack the shopkeeper, and then quick load, it resets the shop keepers inventory.
@why32853 жыл бұрын
how did he do the bit where he just makes 1000s off sellong nothing? just spamming the fuck out of sell or something?
@patrickgiordan54833 жыл бұрын
@@patrickgiordan5483 no using a m&k glitch you can select the shopkeepers inventory and sell them their own stuff
@wesleyeberly2283 жыл бұрын
@@wesleyeberly228 how
@senryokuu_yuno3 жыл бұрын
“Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.” - Colette Marence
@fftinag23 жыл бұрын
she always knew
@IcarusTheEagle11 ай бұрын
They all hated Jesus cause he told them the truth
@sfmisfornerds5 ай бұрын
"Reminds me of the first time I started smithing." As he using black magic to create a weapon so terrifying, it could rip a hole in the fabric of reality and time itself.
@ScrollsInFire Жыл бұрын
2:22 I love how the combat music kicked in when he went flying
@Morphinias2 жыл бұрын
Adrianne Avenicci, I've come to bargain.
@sul.79003 жыл бұрын
Dormamu: First time?!
@alieldeenyasser74063 жыл бұрын
that moment when you spotted Nazeem and just stare at him for a second was the funniest part to me. Instantly knew you were going to murder him and he even said his infamous line xD
@seracris83573 жыл бұрын
nazeem was in cahoots with him he knew dropping his line would make the video ten times better
@the_Red_Star3 жыл бұрын
He wanted it to be his epitaph
@Ihateartichokes2 жыл бұрын
I especially appreciate the blood spurting out of his ass afterward.
@CristataArt2 жыл бұрын
And then slashes him 4 more times.
@emptyhand7772 жыл бұрын
Who's in the cloud district now, Nazeem? Huh?
@dwmarch Жыл бұрын
9:26 remember... *gets fucking burnt to a crisp*
@skidmark47362 жыл бұрын
I like the idea of a guy walking into a shop and paying a lady to talk about alchemy, and then gets increasingly buffer the longer the conversation goes on.
@knatspray7 ай бұрын
In the time it took for him to reach level 100 in alchemy, a typical first time player probably wouldn't be out of the tutorial cave yet.
@wittycommentator3 жыл бұрын
In the time it took him to kill the Ebony Warrior I'm not halfway through customizing my character.
@jgostling3 жыл бұрын
I’ve haven’t gotten past picking my race since the games release
@redrobsanthem92063 жыл бұрын
Oh my god lol
@vamrack83442 жыл бұрын
My game is still loading. 🤷🏽
@mobius19652 жыл бұрын
In the time it took him to kill the ebony warrior a first time player would still be in Helgen 😂
@Cynsham2 жыл бұрын
There's only 3 minutes left and he's level 7. Is there some other way to access the ebony warrior that I don't Oh
@shaynavanderhoff48843 жыл бұрын
"Oh"
@Jackal19x3 жыл бұрын
s**t went from 0 too 100 real quick
@itspurplepaw61633 жыл бұрын
@@itspurplepaw6163 He's not even getting a level in alchemy each time he does the loop. 2 potions later its 15 to 100 at a time lmao.
@SOS51able3 жыл бұрын
He's lvl 82 with 100 in alchemy at 30 seconds left, how does he hope to defeat-- oh
@AFlyingTrout3 жыл бұрын
@@itspurplepaw6163 literally XD
@xPhantom_404x3 жыл бұрын
The nazeem kill was true perfection
@joemama-kj7qx9 ай бұрын
The fact he survived 2 hits with the dagger is low key impressive tho
@jackruss65093 жыл бұрын
This is just a theory. But as a special enemy, maybe he has a absolutely insane armor boost for the first hit, to avoid players killing him with the sneak dagger trick. Maybe, honestly probably not but 🤣
@rivmusix58829 ай бұрын
I don't think so, the dagger "only" deal 1000 damage I think, that's the end game boss one of the strongest enemy in the game, of course he doesn't die in one hit with a dagger overpowered. Someone not cheating can get a two handed weapon dealing I think 450 damage, so yeah, that would take 5/6 hit to kill him
@majeh80609 ай бұрын
@@majeh8060 oh true true. I actually thought daggers could do more 🤣
@rivmusix58829 ай бұрын
@@rivmusix5882he has over 2000 health btw and that's just the bare minimum for his health scaling depending on you lvl
@Typhony9 ай бұрын
I have killed ebony warrior with one actual hit by sneak dagger no glitch and I have a video footage
@mustafaekin6728 ай бұрын
this was amazing to watch honestly. There is something so satisfying about how broken skyrim truly can be
@TiltedDolphin3 жыл бұрын
I agree. I thought to myself how this guy would level up to 81 within 15 minutes, but then I realized that all he needs to do is the alchemy exploit, and boom, easy game.
@Proterzen3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think Skyrim is the most exploitable game ever made you have to actively avoid breaking the game it’s hilarious
@Kmn23 жыл бұрын
It just works theses "exploits" as some might call them were in fact hidden features added to the game by none other than Todd Howard himself. Not even the coders knew about these surprise features he added
@blacknyellow9623 жыл бұрын
@@blacknyellow962 I want to know where you got that information. It's hard to believe that any of this is true.
@Proterzen3 жыл бұрын
@@Proterzen Satire: The use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
@noemis89593 жыл бұрын
Personally I’m just impressed that the Warrior survived a hit
@lordofsandvich36302 жыл бұрын
This is the absolute peak of human existence. Incredible work
@slimshaydee6162 жыл бұрын
You killed the ebony warrior and nazeem in 15 minutes. What a legend
@wizardcat44233 жыл бұрын
He just hates black people 😩😩😩
@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro74663 жыл бұрын
@@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466 nah, just nazeem. Everyone hates him. Even his wife.
@maximepg91563 жыл бұрын
@@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466 please tell me this is satire
@h4zrd963 жыл бұрын
@@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466 play skyrim. Go to whitrun. Find nazeem. He's one of the jack assess that messed with the stolk market.
@wizardcat44233 жыл бұрын
I need to watch some Kill Nadeem speedrun!
@thesfnb.57863 жыл бұрын
I just like the idea that the ebony warrior trained for decades, honed his skills and enchanted/ improved all his weapons and armour... and this one dude turns around, naked and coked up on who knows what waving around an iron dagger like a maniac. 10 years boys.
@fraser75303 жыл бұрын
I love how he just ignores the kid running by at the end. What respect this man has for the younger generation
@DracorusDracius Жыл бұрын
It brought me great joy to see you slay nazeem at the end. He is in the cloud district now!
@effortlessproductions Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@MrShatourex8 ай бұрын
I can’t even conceive of how you make this possible
@botanistedward3 жыл бұрын
I don't think you know the definition of conceive but we get the point 😂
@sleekwiz693 жыл бұрын
@@sleekwiz69 conceivable: able to be imagined or understood mentally - an adjective. Conceive is the verb form of that - but yes the other definition is indeed funny
@harku1233 жыл бұрын
@@sleekwiz69 what’s wrong with how he used conceive?
@taifoh56813 жыл бұрын
@@sleekwiz69 nah I think you are confused
@guhrizzlybaire3 жыл бұрын
@@sleekwiz69 lol, you tried to be smart.
@saladmancer48023 жыл бұрын
Can't believe that's how you repay Jenassa's loyalty and patience smh
@Tezighi3 жыл бұрын
Fine, what. What?
@odd38203 жыл бұрын
Fine, what. What?
@KCCTNT3 жыл бұрын
Fine, what. What?
@Alexa-hf7pb3 жыл бұрын
Fine, what. What?
@sethvandelft43373 жыл бұрын
Will do
@kito8613 жыл бұрын
it took me a solid few seconds to realise why they were making fortify restoration potions. then i remembered alchemy scales off restoration and i thought "oh fuck"
@lucywilliams50432 жыл бұрын
I always forget this way to level up
@adamcotton65072 жыл бұрын
Loved this! Thank you very much for the upload 🙏
@nanosum17 ай бұрын
I've always wanted to see this speedrun
@envyingcafe54003 жыл бұрын
Jesus died for our sin
@louisupton37403 жыл бұрын
@@louisupton3740 Username checks out.
@sirbillius3 жыл бұрын
I have done this 2 times but after that it's like an hour
@Excel-erate-3 жыл бұрын
@@Excel-erate- Jesus died for our sin
@louisupton37403 жыл бұрын
icey sicles recommend Skyrim on PS4 or not and why?
@kingbrad64823 жыл бұрын
speedrunners must be balanced on that fine line between crazy and genius
@TasTheWatcher3 жыл бұрын
I would like to believe crazy and genius are one and the same
@toxicmasculinity57773 жыл бұрын
@@toxicmasculinity5777 to average joe genius might seem crazy so i think youre onto something here
@friendlyplayer923 жыл бұрын
No they snorted it
@howdoinamemychannel67673 жыл бұрын
I believe if you said 'crazy' to a geniuses, they'll take it as a compliment.
@RyotaMitarai3 жыл бұрын
"Fine, what. What?" "Will do" : *The audio log of a mad man*
@JulianGem Жыл бұрын
I did not expect that. In the entire time of playing Skyrim. Well played… well played
@blakethomas1013 Жыл бұрын
“It just works.” - Todd Howard
@levelmake77583 жыл бұрын
He snorted some salt baked cod then made an iron dagger that could rip the fabric of space and Nazeem still insults him.
@teddyjones66172 жыл бұрын
🎶 oversized open worlds, it just woooorks🎶
@hebercluff16652 жыл бұрын
I love 16:09 **smiths iron dagger to legendary with 1000+ damage** Reminds me when I first started smithing **turns around** Ebony warrior: the time.
@besorgterburger40433 жыл бұрын
Godlike Comment
@Sasso4307 ай бұрын
so unintentionally goofy lol
@awoo217 ай бұрын
"until next tim-"
@skoodah7573 ай бұрын
*turns around* "the time" *equips dagger* "cum" *approaches* "Until next time"
@lucidlobster46623 ай бұрын
My boy really mantled the Ebony Warrior
@blackbomber722 жыл бұрын
Love how he suddenly went into a serial murder spree at the end for no reason.
@antoniosateriale2076 Жыл бұрын
2:24 I just love how he floats off the horse and combat music starts.
@thechairman13173 жыл бұрын
Bro that's his music now
@hydrophant Жыл бұрын
Perfect timing
@supersecret4899 Жыл бұрын
*The Dragonborn comes.*
@bionicdragon5 Жыл бұрын
Just like ymfah's videos
@vb1280 Жыл бұрын
The fact that Glitches are apart a normal play through has made Skyrim the only game where I don’t get confused during speed runs.
@impg88013 жыл бұрын
Official slogans of this run: “I think I can teach you a thing or two.” “Will do” *potion making sounds*
@shockedcurve4532 жыл бұрын
This is… art. In its purest and most expressive form.
@possumwithacowboyhat51402 жыл бұрын
What I learnt: Saving and loading in skyrim is broken as heck
@zacharymesecke96383 жыл бұрын
Until you tryna legit play skyrim and the save files gets fucked
@qxtyoko81673 жыл бұрын
@@qxtyoko8167 broken
@zacharymesecke96383 жыл бұрын
Thats why i have 5 alternating save files for one character, pretty effective
@deepblume66113 жыл бұрын
@@deepblume6611 i have 130
@nekosalad83083 жыл бұрын
@@nekosalad8308 you're a mad man😂
@deepblume66113 жыл бұрын
Dragon born: Hello do you have a knife that I could buy? Merchant: sorry we are out of those *get punch and reload* Merchant: I have this simple iron knife.
@oscargonzalez35993 жыл бұрын
“My inventory has restocked due to pain.”
@shalizzle7933 жыл бұрын
The court wizard when he sees the Dragonborn commit acts against the laws of the universe:must’ve been the wind
@jonghooyuk2 жыл бұрын
This guy spent more time in barter menus in a 15 minute speed run then I did in a 50 hour playthrough
@ferrox8421 Жыл бұрын
*I love the fact that after defeating the Ebony Warrior he just starts stabbing everyone around for no reason*
@Barracood3 жыл бұрын
No one like this comment anymore
@jun_jona Жыл бұрын
@@jun_jona just did that
@whitesaintatarmaon5766 Жыл бұрын
Was trying to keep it at 69 likes...
@jun_jona Жыл бұрын
This man beats the ebony warrior in 14 minutes yet it takes me 19 real life days to get to level 70.
@raccoonloca25863 жыл бұрын
The power of mods.
@BlueLighteningGojo3 жыл бұрын
@@BlueLighteningGojo what mods
@jimbo03863 жыл бұрын
@@jimbo0386 cheat room
@milkbookcase37373 жыл бұрын
@@milkbookcase3737 he isn't even using cheat room tho
@beanboy49003 жыл бұрын
You can also do this in a less tricky way, in helgen. When you get to the cave with the bear, there's a moment where whoever you chose to go with will be sitting still waiting for you to start killing the bear. There, you can actually farm the person you're with with sneak attacks and such. It's not too fast, but you can comfortably get to level 80 with a day or so
@baddestdegree15183 жыл бұрын
The fact that this man went out of his way to speedrun and then restoration pot glitch to amuse the game and get a easy dub is insane LOL
@intoxicviii9 ай бұрын
Jenassa: "I've seen you grow so much in the last 10 minutes".
@eaglestryker13382 жыл бұрын
"Kill Nazeem any%" is the best category of speed run there is. Change my mind
@MikeDindu3 жыл бұрын
Can’t change your mind if I completely agree with you
@italianfatman2 жыл бұрын
"Kill Heimskr any%" is fine as well
@indrickboreale7381 Жыл бұрын
DO YOU GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT VERY OFTEN? OH WHAT AM I SAY- UGHHH *dies* Perfect ending lol
@williamfrimodigmartinsson42243 жыл бұрын
That extra blows on Nazeem was rightfully necessary💀
@imnotasalad69638 ай бұрын
Me: feels sad of knowing that when i kill an ebony warrior, my adventure actually will end Speedrunners:
@valman68662 жыл бұрын
16:45 when he spots nazeem i lost my shit for some reason
@dvireli55243 жыл бұрын
Same
@videofudge2 жыл бұрын
@Aastav Choudhary cuz people don’t like Nazeem he’s puffed up and ignorant
@jorjo10612 жыл бұрын
Dang dude, that powerleveling is on point! Whenever I need to powerlevel, I dupe the diadem of the savant from outside Frokis Shack, then use the werewolf+follower glitch to equip 20 at once. That makes all spells free. Then I use telekinesis (found in red water den) and fast travel to instantly level alteration to 100. Repeat. Yeah, I think your way is better.
@keeganpogue18563 жыл бұрын
The secret of arcana is a good substitute if you don't wanna use glitches, but you need to wait a day each time sadly
@ulamogtheinfinitegyre20213 жыл бұрын
There is a faster way I use But it involves doing the restoration loop glitch U make a potion that is insanely high tons or u duplicate with the duplication glitch Now u have a tons of high valuable potions to sell to a merchant to level Speech skill countless times U can make gold or if u wanna make it quick just sell even u don’t get any gold but u still get speech level
@Coqui233 жыл бұрын
@@ulamogtheinfinitegyre2021 could just cast muffle
@saladmancer48023 жыл бұрын
How do u get the infinite gold???
@ryancondon22463 жыл бұрын
@@ryancondon2246 that my friend isn't so easy when you sell the infinity potions but you could make a bunch if ones that influence buy and sell prices and just use it whenever you wish to go on a selling spree. You'll want to punch the Merchant after selling your stuff then reload a save you did before punching to reload the merchants inventory, after all that you'll wanna use strength on the truck, move it by walking into it, and there you'll find Mew.
@saladmancer48023 жыл бұрын
I have the same disc. Same account, only to hit level 60 since I acquired the game in 2012. The only cool thing I’ve done is give my companion the giant club. Me while I could have done this. Just to make everything a little bit easier. Well done, this hit my teen years right in the chest. Wow 15 minutes to be so powerful is unreal. I truly do hold the belief that this is one of the best games ever offered and made. Well done and awesome video!
@ezinspired50395 ай бұрын
This is genuinely one of the funniest videos ever
@convicted_vapist2 жыл бұрын
"How to achieve CHIM and fuck up the most powerful living warrior in Tamriel in less than two seconds"
@Marcelelias113 жыл бұрын
Here’s a 14 min long tutorial on how to get started. Now you are ready to play Skyrim.
@steampoweredmaniac53593 жыл бұрын
I have been stuggling to get to level 80 since 2017 when I first played Skyrim and this man does it in 14 minutes?! Ok
@AndrewCARNBORN2 жыл бұрын
"The time has come." This guy: "So you have chosen death."
@dokbluejay5026 Жыл бұрын
4:45 "You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days?" I dunno man I've already seen a LOT in the last 4 minutes and 45 seconds and I have a feeling I'm going to be seeing much more
@Regulith3 жыл бұрын
"You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days...? Everyone's obsessed with running everywhere."
This may be the most elaborate plot to kill Nazeem I've ever seen.
I once tried to get the guards to kill him by killing someone else and putting Nazeem between me and the guards.
@@tristanbrewer4523 if you put poison of rage to his inventory while sneaking, he will attack everyone and guards will kill him and that kill dont counts as your kill so guards dont chase you after that. This trick also works on Avenichi on Solitude in brotherhood quest, after poison she will kill his husband and attack solitude guard, then you will see an Solitude guards vs Imperial agents brawl 🙂
@@Bagixxx1 frenzy poisoned arrows SOMETIMES don't give you bounty, this is a bug.
@@jacobnicola5950 poisoner perk in the pickpocket tree, not arrows
@@kermitpeterson or you know, just cast a novice spell
Me 14 minutes in Skyrim: which race should I pick?
@Carl Mannerheim true
@@aresartemis783 4 hours to make the character
@@GHKiwi lol I spent 1 hour and a half one time
@Driver Nephi that’s tuff 😂
Yup seems about right
Guy: upgrades a dagger 10x over making it deal 900+ damage Adrianne: Reminds me of when I first started smithing
XD I know right
😂
Adrianne is secretly a God
Adrianne is OP
Well I mean, every Skyrim Playthrough that features that little trick usually results in you deliberately toning down your OP gear so you can experience a challenge.
Skyrim, the only game where speedruns like that can be considered "glitchless"
But the game itself can't
I mean, if this isn't glitchless, then you can't play the game glitchless.
@@SilverGamingFI no game is glitchless
@@BryanM86 incorrect, it’s just very hard for any game to not have glitches
But nobody called this run glitchless did they?
Imagine being the court wizard and this guy dressed in rags just waltzes in, pushes you aside from your alchemy table and starts brewing the sickest potions you've ever seen in your life, and then proceeds to drink them and brew new ones, repeating it for 5 minutes straight. And then he just turns around and leaves, doing some parkour over a table and jumping over the maid on his way out.
XD this is so well written an vivid
He's going into battle and needs only the strongest potions.
@@way2tehdawn you cannot handle my strongest potions
And after a minute, a guard runs in and reports "My jarl, Whiterun is under attack!"
"Never should have come here"
Nazeem really just watched a random dude kill someone in full ebony plate armour with two swings of an iron dagger and then went "yeah this seems like someone I should insult"
Absolute chad
He died the way he lived.
@@jamesonrosen1773 Getting to the cloud district, quite often I might add.
kzhead.info/sun/fdCuk7iRb5qPp2w/bejne.html
@@jamesonrosen1773 he died stupidly and lived stupidly
Dragonborn: _Crafts a dagger capable of killing anything in one swing._ Adrianne: Not bad. Reminds me when I first started smithing.
🤣
Ebony warrior ascending to God hood by surviving a swing.
she fell off
😂😂😂 lmao every time I get to this part
Imagine if he donated a potion of restoration to the temple of kynareth in whiterun, some novice would drink it and use healing hands on a sick guy/wounded soldier with 19373897452937% improved restoration and the dude just becomes god
Can you donate potions to the temple??
New divine just dropped
You sell that potion your eloquence reach Lvl. 100 7 times instantly
@@VoltyOnYT hold the sell button on your potion for 17388281847284 gold and move your cursor over one of their inventories and then infinitely make them buy the potion they bought over and over and get speech to legendary x50
@@eccentricjoe8786 Oh god
Jarl of Whiterun- "What do you mean the guy who was making potions for 6 minutes just became the strongest warrior in skyrim?"
"Are you drinking skooma again?"
@@JostDraws The Dragonborn made the most perfect skooma and reverse pickpocketed me...
@@nannerdunlocke1231 LOL thinking about it if he made a skooma the person would either trip for an year or have an overdose that could kill 1000 men
He should join the mages college's Jarl, he have quite the skill with alchemy.
@@JostDraws I just picture dragonborn saying "Dont make me drink this" inside a fort filled with hundreds of bandits. Bandit" "Or what?" Dragonborn: *Takes a sip* Entire fort: Drops dead.
Killing Nazem at the end was the cherry on top
It was like @waz spotted him and we all new what was gonna happen
Exactly
It's actually was kill Nazem with the toothpick of God while cosplaying OG Ebony Warior%
Killing nazeem after killing ebony warrior speedrun
Jesus died for our sin
The Ebony Warrior is actually a title that is passed down to whoever slays the current holder of the title. The equipping of the armour and teabagging is part of the ritual
Make this canon Todd Howard
This ebony warrior accidentally broke the tradition by being unkillable with his 1000 damage dagger of legend
The RNG was so great that Nazeem showed up when you got the dagger
Perk tree menu navigation is how Bethesda balanced speedrunning.
Dammit u caught me of guard
Bethesda has never even heard the word balance
Todd Howard laughing somewhere
@@Rikhardi more like drinking tea with the queen
@@swarajaggarwalooooooooohhhh….
Everyone's talking about Nazeem and the court wizard nah bro, imagine being that hunter just minding ur own business when this half naked maniac comes out of nowhere attacks you, steals ur horse and then yeets himself 50 million feet away
LMAO
He doesn’t even take the horse with him. Just uses it as a fucking thermonuclear super railgun.
What are you talking about, That's just every Saturday in skyrim
Adrianne: Reminds me of when I started smithing
L for saying yeet
Love that his first kill in the game is ebony warrior then followed by everyone else. That’s a power move
I like how he proceeds to play skyrim the intended way after he kills the ebony warrior
this man got to level 70 by the time it took me to realize that i accidentally made another sneak archer
The inevitability of Skyrim
can easily get 200+ in 30 minutes just abusing alchemy, and kill people with absurd poison instead
@@bradleynugent4991what is this method? I was always farming gold rings, and enchanting random shit.
@@kerrick7621 use the fortify restoration glitch to make a powerful item for fortify alchemy, then make water breathing potions and then make alchemy legendary, if you then sell the potion you can also legendary speech, and it takes one potion to go from 15 to 100 in both speech and alchemy
@@bradleynugent4991 woah thanks man I’ll check it out
Not only did you kill nazeem, you also killed a random dude in some wierd armor
@Huxtable He was just the miniboss before Nazeem.
@@spaghettijones4 your name is beautiful
@@spaghettijones4 But why can't you control it? Do they scare you?
@@spaghettijones4 I can control the speed at which Nazeem can die, can you?
@@RealShrimpu no his friends are great shooters so they can shoot lobsters that aren't in cover
Imagine being Arcadia and seeing this homeless guy run in, proceed to throw the entire treasury of Whiterun at you while yelling at you to train them in alchemy, then proceeding to smack you in the face multiple times with a blast of fire that changes every single item on your shelf before leaving
man DEFIES the will of the gods by making salted fish
when Ralof said “Jarl Ulfric, what is that thing?” he was talking about you.
underrated comment
“Could the legends be true?” “Legends don’t skip this dungeon, steal a horse, then fly through the skies at Mach 69 speed.”
@@shookt1569 Ralof: At what 69 speed? Ulfric: I’ve no idea what it means either; it just popped into my head. (That was a joke, and I know you were only joking as well).
😂😂😂😂 I'm dead 😂😂😂@@shookt1569
*walks into the drunken huntsman* Jenassa we need to cook
I almost shit my pants laughing at this...made it in time lol i hope you're happy 😠
@@ramariomartinez2124 LMAO 🤣
if walter white were in skyrim this is exactly how he’d kill the ebony warrior
don't LIE to me Ralof you sussy baka
So, we have... - the Alduin Helgen Keep parcour; - some quickloading shenanigans; - the horse catapult; - the "sell them their own stuff" glitch; - the quickloading merchant inventory reset; - the duplication glitch; - the fortify restoration loop. In the words of a very wise man, "now that's a lotta damage!".
16:44 The subtle realization of the perfect way to end a WR. *That had me in tears I was laughing so hard. Well done.*
Ebony warrior: “are you worthy to fight me?” Dragonborn: “you cannot handle my potions, traveller. They’re too strong for you”
I said, give me your strongest potions
"My potions are strong enough to kill Alduin, let alone a man."
*drinks potion and instantly gets alchemy 100*
potion seller, enough of these games, I need only your strongest potions. I am going into battle.
You know, I can actually see the dialogue of that video to actually be in a Bethesda game delivered by a Nazeem type of guy. Then when you pickpocket/kill him for his potions, you realize that these are actually the weakest potions you’ve seen in the entire playthrough.
How bizzare it must be to be the ebony warrior training your whole life to face a great warrior...only to find out the most powerful man in all of Tamriel is some scraggly looking dude who has literally spent the last 15 minutes guzzling potions watch him craft a dagger that could cut a hole in the universe then kill you with said dagger. Skyrim is Amazing......
This is my favourite comment now
Cut a hole in the universe. Damn man thats some poetry level shit right there gg
@@friendlyplayer92 reminds me of The Subtle Knife by Philip Pullman, a very good book.
@@williamfullofwood7421 great book
@@williamfullofwood7421 Was just about to say that.
One thing I really love is that the alchemy dupe isn't even a glitch, its just straight up an oversight in the design lmao
It's not even an oversight any more. It could have been an oversight in Morrowind, but the same exploit works in Oblivion and Skyrim.
@@BalazsMeskoThat's crazy alchemy is the strongest thing in the elder scrolls
@@gamercreature2587 It is, I think you missed what I meant. They definitely *know* it's OP, so it can't be an oversight, by definition.
What is happening?@@BalazsMesko
This gets even better once you realise that a random dude waiting on a mountain in sub par armour takes thrice the time to kill than the first Dragonborn living in a different plane of oblivion
His computer loads faster than the synapses in my brain can fire.
SSD probably
Isnt it edited too, as the seconds or minutes that it takes the load screen to be done dont count towards the overall time?
This is actually true most of the time, the average computer has more processing power than everyone in the world combined
SSD and the game looks like is on low settings too
@@worldlinezero4783 Nope, the fastest supercomputer in the world has a maximum processing speed of one thousand trillion floating-point calculations per second (55 petaFLOPS). The human brain operates at 1 exaFLOP, equivalent to a billion billion calculations per second. It's also much more energy efficient, since it operates with the energy of a lightbulb.
“Wait you’re going to kill him with an iron dagger? That’ll take forev-“
POV: You're the Court Wizard and some dude in prisoner's rags shoves you off your alchemy table and starts drinking raw power.
4:53 This was the moment Dragonborn became Heisenberg.
“In 2021 we’ll be playing tes 6” 2021:
Special edition is on game pass so I'm playing it again. Also, there's eso. We've been gifted an amazing game with tons of replay value and people are complaining lol.
The guy who said that has to be pretty naive... It's well known since forever that we won't play tes 6 before 2025.
@Kraken Entertainment LLC the endless timeline of Tamriel
@@eliasvonbrille hopefully by then, I’ll have a gaming PC, and not just play on my laptop 💀
Fish and salt expands the mind of a man until he is the most powerful being in the known world until he kills god
Fish and salt is how one achieves CHIM
@CostaTheMeme But misuse of fish and salt can lead you to achieve Zero Sum and pop out of existence!
I used the restoration potion glitch to smith weapons so broken that the weapon damage was a negative number. I almost thought it would actually heal enemies but instead it popped them out of existence
@@benjip7414 lol negative damage is that even possible
@@benjip7414 Guess I was wrong then, misusing it doesn't pop you out of existence, it pops *your victims* of out existence (The reason this happens is because of value overflow, and Skyrim apparently has a failsafe that just erases your target whenever your damage overflows. You can do the same in FF7 with one of Vincent's guns)
I love how in the end he singled-out Nazeem, waited for him to finish his dastard line, and then proceeded to viciously murder him in cold-blood XD.
all i can imagine when he's making those potions is that he's continuously just wringing out a fish into a pile of salt and it makes a deafening explosion while instantly shoving almost divine levels of alchemical knowledge directly into his brain
Adrianne: Welcome, traveler. What can i get you? Dragonborn: You wanna buy that leather helmet in your pocket for 141 gold? Adrianne: You drive a hard bargin. I'm in.
"Oh i forgot to mention... I want to sell this 174 times"
How does he do this by the way? I'm watching it so confused
@@collenrivers9762 Its a glitch that be exploited by pressing certain buttons in the sell menu that convinces NPCs that their inventory is actually yours. They will then proceed to pay you for their items
@@coleedgerly5666 do you know where i can find a tutorial of this?
@@coleedgerly5666 thanks bro
Adrienne: Take care not to set anything on fire Dragonborn: *Sets her on fire*
That shit got me laughin
Can someone explain why he was doing that because my dumbass is clueless lmao
@@ofesp8122 basically he sells his shit to her, her wallet goes empty, he saves and then he agroes her by roasting her, this kinda resets her or updates her which causes her money to reset when he loads to his save before agroing her, and then he sells his shit. Repeat
@@GoodOneLULE Thanks man
@@ofesp8122 he forgot the part where he uses a glitch to sell her her own inventory
Putting on the armor and tea bagging was very essential
Player created the most powerful dagger in the world Adrianne: “reminds me of when i first started smithing”
nice to see more alternate Any%s Todd Howard will be like: 'Finally, someone who plays this game how it was intended.'
2:27 I just works
You’re goddamn right
Jesus died for our sin
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@@louisupton3740 off your Schizophrenia meds, partner?
Somebody go tell the Tribunal they don’t need the Heart of Lorkhan to become gods, just some cyrodiilic spadetails, salt, and a knife
My man didn't even buy the abecean longfin
The 9 become 10
Lmfao
@@fluffbutt9960that sounds like a anime recap
@@kys290you’re too young if you think that’s an anime recap😂
Ebony warrior heard how good you were at getting off of horses, waiting, drinking potions, and he also heard about that one knife you made that could possibly cut the world in half if dropped and said "that's the guy." Also, Farengar: *sees dirty unwashed man in rags* "I had you figured for a mage" I guess there are certain stereotypes for mages in skyrim.
Waz: shoots fire 80 times at Adrianne Avenicci Adrianne Avenicci: I'm waiting
"How did you prepare for our battle, Dragonborn?" "Oh dude I lit so many shopkeepers on fire, you wouldn't even believe it."
Why does he do that??
@@ryancondon2246 if you quick save, attack the shopkeeper, and then quick load, it resets the shop keepers inventory.
how did he do the bit where he just makes 1000s off sellong nothing? just spamming the fuck out of sell or something?
@@patrickgiordan5483 no using a m&k glitch you can select the shopkeepers inventory and sell them their own stuff
@@wesleyeberly228 how
“Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.” - Colette Marence
she always knew
They all hated Jesus cause he told them the truth
"Reminds me of the first time I started smithing." As he using black magic to create a weapon so terrifying, it could rip a hole in the fabric of reality and time itself.
2:22 I love how the combat music kicked in when he went flying
Adrianne Avenicci, I've come to bargain.
Dormamu: First time?!
that moment when you spotted Nazeem and just stare at him for a second was the funniest part to me. Instantly knew you were going to murder him and he even said his infamous line xD
nazeem was in cahoots with him he knew dropping his line would make the video ten times better
He wanted it to be his epitaph
I especially appreciate the blood spurting out of his ass afterward.
And then slashes him 4 more times.
Who's in the cloud district now, Nazeem? Huh?
9:26 remember... *gets fucking burnt to a crisp*
I like the idea of a guy walking into a shop and paying a lady to talk about alchemy, and then gets increasingly buffer the longer the conversation goes on.
In the time it took for him to reach level 100 in alchemy, a typical first time player probably wouldn't be out of the tutorial cave yet.
In the time it took him to kill the Ebony Warrior I'm not halfway through customizing my character.
I’ve haven’t gotten past picking my race since the games release
Oh my god lol
My game is still loading. 🤷🏽
In the time it took him to kill the ebony warrior a first time player would still be in Helgen 😂
There's only 3 minutes left and he's level 7. Is there some other way to access the ebony warrior that I don't Oh
"Oh"
s**t went from 0 too 100 real quick
@@itspurplepaw6163 He's not even getting a level in alchemy each time he does the loop. 2 potions later its 15 to 100 at a time lmao.
He's lvl 82 with 100 in alchemy at 30 seconds left, how does he hope to defeat-- oh
@@itspurplepaw6163 literally XD
The nazeem kill was true perfection
The fact he survived 2 hits with the dagger is low key impressive tho
This is just a theory. But as a special enemy, maybe he has a absolutely insane armor boost for the first hit, to avoid players killing him with the sneak dagger trick. Maybe, honestly probably not but 🤣
I don't think so, the dagger "only" deal 1000 damage I think, that's the end game boss one of the strongest enemy in the game, of course he doesn't die in one hit with a dagger overpowered. Someone not cheating can get a two handed weapon dealing I think 450 damage, so yeah, that would take 5/6 hit to kill him
@@majeh8060 oh true true. I actually thought daggers could do more 🤣
@@rivmusix5882he has over 2000 health btw and that's just the bare minimum for his health scaling depending on you lvl
I have killed ebony warrior with one actual hit by sneak dagger no glitch and I have a video footage
this was amazing to watch honestly. There is something so satisfying about how broken skyrim truly can be
I agree. I thought to myself how this guy would level up to 81 within 15 minutes, but then I realized that all he needs to do is the alchemy exploit, and boom, easy game.
Yeah I think Skyrim is the most exploitable game ever made you have to actively avoid breaking the game it’s hilarious
It just works theses "exploits" as some might call them were in fact hidden features added to the game by none other than Todd Howard himself. Not even the coders knew about these surprise features he added
@@blacknyellow962 I want to know where you got that information. It's hard to believe that any of this is true.
@@Proterzen Satire: The use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
Personally I’m just impressed that the Warrior survived a hit
This is the absolute peak of human existence. Incredible work
You killed the ebony warrior and nazeem in 15 minutes. What a legend
He just hates black people 😩😩😩
@@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466 nah, just nazeem. Everyone hates him. Even his wife.
@@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466 please tell me this is satire
@@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466 play skyrim. Go to whitrun. Find nazeem. He's one of the jack assess that messed with the stolk market.
I need to watch some Kill Nadeem speedrun!
I just like the idea that the ebony warrior trained for decades, honed his skills and enchanted/ improved all his weapons and armour... and this one dude turns around, naked and coked up on who knows what waving around an iron dagger like a maniac. 10 years boys.
I love how he just ignores the kid running by at the end. What respect this man has for the younger generation
It brought me great joy to see you slay nazeem at the end. He is in the cloud district now!
😂😂😂
I can’t even conceive of how you make this possible
I don't think you know the definition of conceive but we get the point 😂
@@sleekwiz69 conceivable: able to be imagined or understood mentally - an adjective. Conceive is the verb form of that - but yes the other definition is indeed funny
@@sleekwiz69 what’s wrong with how he used conceive?
@@sleekwiz69 nah I think you are confused
@@sleekwiz69 lol, you tried to be smart.
Can't believe that's how you repay Jenassa's loyalty and patience smh
Fine, what. What?
Fine, what. What?
Fine, what. What?
Fine, what. What?
Will do
it took me a solid few seconds to realise why they were making fortify restoration potions. then i remembered alchemy scales off restoration and i thought "oh fuck"
I always forget this way to level up
Loved this! Thank you very much for the upload 🙏
I've always wanted to see this speedrun
Jesus died for our sin
@@louisupton3740 Username checks out.
I have done this 2 times but after that it's like an hour
@@Excel-erate- Jesus died for our sin
icey sicles recommend Skyrim on PS4 or not and why?
speedrunners must be balanced on that fine line between crazy and genius
I would like to believe crazy and genius are one and the same
@@toxicmasculinity5777 to average joe genius might seem crazy so i think youre onto something here
No they snorted it
I believe if you said 'crazy' to a geniuses, they'll take it as a compliment.
"Fine, what. What?" "Will do" : *The audio log of a mad man*
I did not expect that. In the entire time of playing Skyrim. Well played… well played
“It just works.” - Todd Howard
He snorted some salt baked cod then made an iron dagger that could rip the fabric of space and Nazeem still insults him.
🎶 oversized open worlds, it just woooorks🎶
I love 16:09 **smiths iron dagger to legendary with 1000+ damage** Reminds me when I first started smithing **turns around** Ebony warrior: the time.
Godlike Comment
so unintentionally goofy lol
"until next tim-"
*turns around* "the time" *equips dagger* "cum" *approaches* "Until next time"
My boy really mantled the Ebony Warrior
Love how he suddenly went into a serial murder spree at the end for no reason.
2:24 I just love how he floats off the horse and combat music starts.
Bro that's his music now
Perfect timing
*The Dragonborn comes.*
Just like ymfah's videos
The fact that Glitches are apart a normal play through has made Skyrim the only game where I don’t get confused during speed runs.
Official slogans of this run: “I think I can teach you a thing or two.” “Will do” *potion making sounds*
This is… art. In its purest and most expressive form.
What I learnt: Saving and loading in skyrim is broken as heck
Until you tryna legit play skyrim and the save files gets fucked
@@qxtyoko8167 broken
Thats why i have 5 alternating save files for one character, pretty effective
@@deepblume6611 i have 130
@@nekosalad8308 you're a mad man😂
Dragon born: Hello do you have a knife that I could buy? Merchant: sorry we are out of those *get punch and reload* Merchant: I have this simple iron knife.
“My inventory has restocked due to pain.”
The court wizard when he sees the Dragonborn commit acts against the laws of the universe:must’ve been the wind
This guy spent more time in barter menus in a 15 minute speed run then I did in a 50 hour playthrough
*I love the fact that after defeating the Ebony Warrior he just starts stabbing everyone around for no reason*
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@@jun_jona just did that
Was trying to keep it at 69 likes...
This man beats the ebony warrior in 14 minutes yet it takes me 19 real life days to get to level 70.
The power of mods.
@@BlueLighteningGojo what mods
@@jimbo0386 cheat room
@@milkbookcase3737 he isn't even using cheat room tho
You can also do this in a less tricky way, in helgen. When you get to the cave with the bear, there's a moment where whoever you chose to go with will be sitting still waiting for you to start killing the bear. There, you can actually farm the person you're with with sneak attacks and such. It's not too fast, but you can comfortably get to level 80 with a day or so
The fact that this man went out of his way to speedrun and then restoration pot glitch to amuse the game and get a easy dub is insane LOL
Jenassa: "I've seen you grow so much in the last 10 minutes".
"Kill Nazeem any%" is the best category of speed run there is. Change my mind
Can’t change your mind if I completely agree with you
"Kill Heimskr any%" is fine as well
DO YOU GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT VERY OFTEN? OH WHAT AM I SAY- UGHHH *dies* Perfect ending lol
That extra blows on Nazeem was rightfully necessary💀
Me: feels sad of knowing that when i kill an ebony warrior, my adventure actually will end Speedrunners:
16:45 when he spots nazeem i lost my shit for some reason
Same
@Aastav Choudhary cuz people don’t like Nazeem he’s puffed up and ignorant
Dang dude, that powerleveling is on point! Whenever I need to powerlevel, I dupe the diadem of the savant from outside Frokis Shack, then use the werewolf+follower glitch to equip 20 at once. That makes all spells free. Then I use telekinesis (found in red water den) and fast travel to instantly level alteration to 100. Repeat. Yeah, I think your way is better.
The secret of arcana is a good substitute if you don't wanna use glitches, but you need to wait a day each time sadly
There is a faster way I use But it involves doing the restoration loop glitch U make a potion that is insanely high tons or u duplicate with the duplication glitch Now u have a tons of high valuable potions to sell to a merchant to level Speech skill countless times U can make gold or if u wanna make it quick just sell even u don’t get any gold but u still get speech level
@@ulamogtheinfinitegyre2021 could just cast muffle
How do u get the infinite gold???
@@ryancondon2246 that my friend isn't so easy when you sell the infinity potions but you could make a bunch if ones that influence buy and sell prices and just use it whenever you wish to go on a selling spree. You'll want to punch the Merchant after selling your stuff then reload a save you did before punching to reload the merchants inventory, after all that you'll wanna use strength on the truck, move it by walking into it, and there you'll find Mew.
I have the same disc. Same account, only to hit level 60 since I acquired the game in 2012. The only cool thing I’ve done is give my companion the giant club. Me while I could have done this. Just to make everything a little bit easier. Well done, this hit my teen years right in the chest. Wow 15 minutes to be so powerful is unreal. I truly do hold the belief that this is one of the best games ever offered and made. Well done and awesome video!
This is genuinely one of the funniest videos ever
"How to achieve CHIM and fuck up the most powerful living warrior in Tamriel in less than two seconds"
Here’s a 14 min long tutorial on how to get started. Now you are ready to play Skyrim.
I have been stuggling to get to level 80 since 2017 when I first played Skyrim and this man does it in 14 minutes?! Ok
"The time has come." This guy: "So you have chosen death."
4:45 "You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days?" I dunno man I've already seen a LOT in the last 4 minutes and 45 seconds and I have a feeling I'm going to be seeing much more
"You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days...? Everyone's obsessed with running everywhere."
Ahahhaahh