What's Wrong with the British Monarchy? - The Jim Jefferies Show - Uncensored
Jim sits down with a few British monarchy experts to chat about the queen's drinking habits and the public's fascination with the royal family.
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“Would you like a napkin?” “Nah, I’m good, mate.” Difference between British and Australian.
Nepharius an Aussie over a Brit anytime ❤️🎈
Actually, he's American. John Oliver made a skit about him.
It's just so bold that every time it seems so scripted!
Fr Cluc where did you get the information that he was american I’m pretty sure he is Australian
@@animeking9716, I was referring to the "British" royal "expert". He changed his name from Tommy Muscatello and fakes his accent. He claimed he had grown up in Essex, but it was upstate New York . A con artist.
And all these Brits remembered why they had sent all their criminals to Australia in the first place
If I remember correctly a bunch of this royals created a bunch wacky laws they could easily violate just so they get ship to Australia.
The Brits sent many boatloads of convicts to the American colonies for over 100 years until they got their sorry butts kicked in the revolutionary war (which by the way, we would have lost had it not been for the French navy and mosquito borne malaria decimating the Brits and saving our sorry butts), so after they surrendered they were in a pickle. Only then (1788) did they begin sending convicts to Australia
@@dingusdingus2152 the French back then justified being bullies to Britian, but they were APPAULED when Britian started making guanine deals with an imprisoned evil humanity was never to release.
They had a great sense of humor glad they took his jokes most interviewers would feel victimized haha
Oh Kay whatever that means
Yea. Good sports ultimately. Initially they appeared mortified.😂
because this are adult people
Yeah him manhandling the canapes, and then the other side with the 'yeah you got to have a Christmas shag every now and then...' I just loved it, it was beautiful!
@@MegaMapper I agree, but not to this, to these.. ;)
Would anyone else pay good money to see Jim and Medal Guy in an Odd-couple style buddy movie?
as long as the British guy punches him at least once. ;)
Ian Priest I'm in!
"The Jim and Thomas Daily Talk" - I'd pay money for that :)
Did anyone see John oliver's show? Apparently that medal guy isn't even british, He's from NEW YORK!!! :D
Oh fuck yes! I loved their talks. The upvotes speak for themselves
“Do you want a napkin?” “No, I am good mate”......burst out laughing at this....such a fair dinkum statement this! Jim Jeffries, you are my favourite comedian!
also loved the "YEEEEEAAAAH!" from the guy in the audience as a response at the very end
+Sreenath Yeah, me too! :D Not only what he said, but the tone. Like a friendly correction from your dad about car repair.
Sorry...what is a "fair dinkum" statement?
+Eric Fair dinkum means a statement of genuine truth in a down to earth way.
Best part lol
Let's all acknowledge the fact that the royal expert "Thomas J. Mace-Archer-Mills, esq." is actually from New York USA.
"I never saw her down on the Tube! She's never gone on and went 'Oh I'm on the Central line when I need to be on the Northern Line!'" had me in absolute stitches XD
I lost it at his opening question "Are they inbred?" xD
Lmaooo “are they inbred?”
Christina Everyone’s ancestors at some point were inbred. Even yours. We’re all a bit inbred, bit Jewish, bit Asian, bit African, bit Royal, etc. We’re all a bit star too.
godscop999 that sounds like incest with extra steps
ِAl Muddather Al-Sharji You’ve got two parents, four grandparents, eight grandparents, and so on. Within the last 200 years your ancestors were bound to of engaged in incest or bred with those of other ethnicities somewhere along the line. Probability dictates. If not 200 years, just go back further. Eventually you get to the stars. The atoms in you right hand and the atoms in your left hand, probably came from different stars.
The joke get's even funnier when you realize that Jim is from Australia which is an island. He is most certainly inbred :D
Don't be disingenuous, we might be a little bit accidentally by sheer probability. They have systematically fucked cousins and now have genetic problems to show for it. We're not talking about the same thing here.
I love how quickly he got them to loosen up a bit. They were not having his nonsense, and then he mentions the possibility of skipping Charles, and suddenly they dropped their defenses almost immediately.
"Avoid Prince Andrew" Good call 👀
“Are they inbred” LMFAO I’m dead😂😂😂😂😂
I mean it's true
Lucian Lawson-Foley oh
I feel much better now about my drinking habits knowing the Queen drinks 4 cocktails a day. If it's good enough for royalty
Neil Im def gonna start saying im "royally drunk" next time i have one too many
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
I hear she's all about a slug of Cuervo Gold with a PBR chaser. And here I always figured her for an Ardbeg and Guinness gal.
4c1dr3fl3x Yes, i found that out too!! What really surprised me, is on certain weekend nights........ body shots. And if the guards make a movement or face while shes doing it...... they gotta drink too.
i do recall seeing some kind of "Distillery to the Royal Family" emblem on a bottle of gin one time... but it really didn't seem quite expensive enough for people with their own trains, and apparently, solid gold, heated toilet seats...
"He's Tommy Muscatello from New York" - John Oliver, Last Week Tonight :D
Which show? Wanna watch!
Y'all, that doof isn't even English, he's an American named Tommy Muscatello from NY!
They never said he was British ;) Everything they said was true, pretty much only the accent is fake...
Perfect! "Yo, Muscatello! Get me a regular slice to stay!"
People don't come here to just look at the royal family. It's the buildings, landmarks and events. All of which will still be around if the Royal Family disappeared. Tourism is a bad argument for this
I think it's only in a wedding other than that I agree with you. The argument they brought has a fallacy.
Even discounting the tourism boost, the royal family leases land to the government for free when they could be charging way more than their expenditures. They actually give more back to the average person than they cost.
France and many nations have castles too, people go to see the British ones because actual royalty live inn it.
In Spain, we have too a Royal family, but our tourism is based in good weather... Oh wait, I got your point
Jim is killing it. This is by far my favorite show on comedy central
while i haven't watched much of any TV lately, i'm glad i discovered on KZhead...he is one of the funniest guys to come down the pike in years....better than Colbert in his prime (about 12 years ago when he was still funny and hadn't sold out).... very refreshing, and i love the uncensored aspect of it too.
Jim snackin with no manners... OMG! The look on those folks' faces was just hysterical & priceless!
I think Jim makes everyone he interviews feel at ease, they have a laugh and seem relaxed, watch him with the police, the rabbi, the priest and the imam.
The question is, does the revenue from tourism actually reach the public directly? Investing that amount of money into the public services that protect them and allow them hierarchical and superior conveniences is coming from funding that helps the public directly - initiatives that fund homeless prevention programs and social services that help the working and middle class. Does tourism revenue make it back to those social services or does it go mainly to infrastructure? Usually, the latter. Just because they increase total revenue doesn't mean those funds are being dispersed fairly. My sneaking suspicion is that the public IS paying for them and not seeing that money back directly.
N Corp a lot of the money is in tourism people come to see them, stop in hotels use the taxis,trains, restaurants,buy souvenirsthat goes to you ordinary people. then theres the money they get from opening their properties to the public the crown gets that but has to pay tax on in
Oh yeah, she's been through the mill 😂😂😂😂😂 love Jim Jefferies
Guy: Um, would you like a napkin? Jim: Nah, I'm good mate LMAO
" Um, would you like a nap. Nah, I'm good mate". Fucking lost it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
"Snog, marry, or void." 😆
The dude in blue is really from Brooklyn new York. He literally mimics people from Britain. Look it up.
British dude: What's wrong with the British Monarchy? Me: *gasps* Don't sneak up on me like that, colonizer!
colonizer? i'm just a regular English dude,
Wakanda Forever!!!
Omid Saranj Now it is the dad who has become the son! Wait....I said that wrong.
Jim Jeffries is Australian
I'm not comfortable with all this talk of colons, and whatever izering them is all about, but I figure it can't be good. ;)
Omfg! At 4:45 she was about to say "She'd been broken in..." 🤣 🤣 🤣
This was awesome! Loved your guests, that one guy was just hilarious.
British dude about to argue why the monarchy aren't rich freeloaders: *"Hold my gold medal"* SMH
They're not freeloaders. They own a lot of land and a deal made by their mad ancestor, King George III, they pay all of the money they make off that land to the government in exchange for the government paying for their cost of living. Currently they pay more than they receive.
The one in the blue suit is unbearably posh, isn't he?
Cat Gilfillan They are all grade A posh wankers to me. The contrast between Jim's (albeit exaggerated) Australian-convict-attitude and their by-golly-The-Zulu-are-approaching-ass poshness is hilarious.
As someone who professionally knows that is not at all true, may I just say, wow, you have just completely embarrassed yourself with that absurd ill-informed comment Angel Samael
He was obviously joking.
The Thomas J. Mace Archer-Mills isn't even British he's a New Yorker lol
Love the way they all took the interview so tongue in cheek, as intended.
Keep jim on!
English dude: "Would you like a napkin?" Jim: "Naah.. I'm good mate." Nailed it mate, like a true Aussie!!
He’s not english he’s American
Medal dude: "I really wanna shove one of those in my mouth" LMFAO
*"Ohh... Ohh... Fistycuffs, have I offended your honor good man"??* 😂🇬🇧😂
I just love you Jim Jefferies. You rock 🤘😂
The Windsors, a fine German family. And a World Cup year to boot.
A true blue Australian
do they still have the Queens head on their coinage down there? to this day, no one's adequately explained that to me...anyone?
B. Alvn yes
This phenomenon i will never understand. So... the Monarchy "allowed" them (and Canada, I suppose) to be their own nation, so they continue to consider themselves subjects, even now? Do these countries still pay taxes or (I guess the word would be..) tithes to the Crown, or contribute in other ways?
"Hold my gold!" 🤣🤣🤣
Down with the kings and queens, long live the Republic!
“Oh the inbreeding was way back!” The Queen and Prince Philip are second cousins...
I wouldn't call a second cousin inbreeding... At least not like back then.
In Britian it's legal to this day to marry a first cousin.
@@Real_Retrophilia well its not that bad when it happens once. But a lot of times over centuries is quite bad
@@GaladorLP just look at royal families, bunch of fruitcakes xD
There second cousins once removed which is very far genetically distanced it’s about 1.5% genetically similar. Most people don’t have there family traced that far so often many many couples will be more genetically related.
I wish I had a personal train
i use the sinks as bidets. (at my studioflat shared toilets)
I have a personal train. It's a train of thought that's steaming it's way down a never ending tunnel of darkness.
but then you'd need a stable of slaves to maintain and run it too...i wonder where they hid those at Buckingham Palace?
backyardtrainco.com/about LIVE YOUR DREAMS, BROTHER. LIVE THEM.
K Dub I like the way you think. (By that, I mean, "This guy gets it. Someone as disillusioned as me made a comment on the KZhead on the internet machine. Like.")
Surprisingly sweet!
they were such great sports! no joke, i think this was the best ep until now
I am a Brit, I kind of like them but largely don't like the system around them. For example, they are having the wedding in Windsor...and are forcing all of the homeless people off the streets in prep for that....like you couldn't ask for a better picture of wealth inequality
Most are professional beggars who have real jobs. They all rock up as they know they will cash
Why do you like them? Fellow brit here too, and the notion seems foreign to me x
Actually that isn't happening. Besides it was the council that proposed that, not the royals. Especially if you consider that the royal are patrons of multiple homeless charities.
I said kind of hahaha I appreciate their cultural significance but that is it
No most are addicted to something or other, they are often offered asylum but cant take it whilst addicted to drugs. The point being, they are vulnerable people. There may be one or two that do it to earn cash but I wouldnt say they all are. I dont think its the sort of profession that attracts people....
"What's wrong with the British Monarchy?" Well, for starters, Queen Elisabeth II and her husband Prince Phillip are both descended from Queen Victoria.
Conor Kavanagh They're cousins, but not first cousins. First cousins having babies is where the real genetic freak show comes in.
Pamela Cass ..You have no idea what you're talking about. Maybe you should do 10 seconds of research before you start spouting ignorant, hateful nonsense. www.nytimes.com/2002/04/04/us/few-risks-seen-to-the-children-of-1st-cousins.html news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7404730.stm As isolated cases, the risks are minimal . Problems only arise when children of 1st cousin parents then go on to have children with THEIR 1st cousins & so on....
love these 3. They had humor and clearly also insight.
good stuff
The youger dude wants to laugh so bad...
All 3 did.
Where are all the comments
These off the wall interviews are awesome.
That was fantastic 😂😂😂😂😂
So, isn't the bloke with the medal the guy who just got busted for being from New York city?
Paul Stade yeah I thought that. He's totally the guy who turned out to be from Brooklyn! Jim's researchers let him down there! 😂
@@KaiserSaucy he's a great example of fake it till you make it. While his accent is, worked on, at this point it is his accent. He clearly knows his stuff and runs his organization well enough. Jim mentioned he made everything up. It's still funny that the most British person there is a corporate caricature. I don't mind
@Lifter Of Shirts That's how it works. You either join the mafia or you found the British Monarchist society
Everything they/he said is true, except for the accent.
Αctually she is also Jim's Queen -being Queen of Australia. ;)
Love this guy!
Have seen the Queen in Australia on one of her tours. The insane love and respect for Queen in Australia specially from the kids was amazing
BLUE GUY " HOLD MY MEDAL " Host " In America, they say Hold my Gun " that killed me then only 😂😂😂
We have the Kardashians, you have the Royal family. It's amusing. that's all. No one takes either of them seriously.
Jim I love you!
Haven’t laughed this much in a while. Brilliant! 😂
5:50 “it’s Wednesday my dudes”
At least they were good sports cos jim started out hot lol
Brilliant. Exactly the same questions I would have put to them!
This is amazing xD
The lady looked the most unhappy, the 2 dudes looked like they could take a joke
pokemonteaml So true, I noticed that in very beginning of the show 😂😂
I thought the medal guy looked the most unhappy although I did tune out near the beginning so many not. But for the rest he looked the most like a twat who can't take a joke lol x
pokemonteaml she doesn’t even look like Camilla.
While this was hilarious, i still think any royalties are a waste and should join the forgotten dust of history.
'Would you like a napkin?' 😂 bless him
Would you like a napkin? Nah, I'm good, mate. Pure gold!
It’s something to be patriotic about, it brings a lot of money into the economy and it brings a figurehead to the British people and military, so what’s the problem with the monarchy? Does it really have any negative bearing on our lives. I would say no.
Jim Jefferies, you're my favorite white man :D
Pujan Maharjan Who are your favorite men of all the other races? Do you have a top 10 list?
Zero Cool He said "WHITE" man lol.
Jesus was middle eastern. Tall, skinny, brown, with dark hair and a terrorist beard. White people hate those facts. ;)
Nah Jesus was Chinese
I have a beard and i've read loads of shit. I think I should be your favourite white man.
Hey, isn't that Tommy Muscatello from Bolton Landing, NY? :)
Are they inbreed? Hahaha Best opening question during an interview on film ever. Haha
That guy’s accent sounds so fake.. putting it on a lot (medal bloke)
IMHO it makes the segment even more funny, the contrast between Jim's super harsh Aussie accent and this guy's posh British accent :D it's so awesome how Jim's playing "who's the commoner" with his fantastic table manners hahaha
There are tons of different accents in England. Just saying.
Joe Dufour I’m from London and I find his accent very odd/ muddled. I’m pretty curtain he’s faking the posh words like “don’t” in “Christmas shag now and again dooon’t you” . Also what a weird speech by the old fella about Megan murkle.. sounded very sarcastic.
Everything about Tory cunts is fake
@Conor: Oh he was being sarcastic alright
The queen alone having a personal fortune of around half a billion quid yet the British tax payer gets to foot the bill for royal fkn weddings ... and thats just for starters!!
TechGoat With the police and NHS massively underfunded, we can still somehow afford to pay for this rubbish.
Bevan Rafferty they come from the Crown estate the finances are put up annually and it’s a registered company, they provide education to young people free of charge, up keep park space and most of the money comes from property investment around the world. The finances of the royal family are very public.
Pip pip 🤣 I’m crying! This is hilarious 😂😭
4:35 I was waiting to hear that!
Not the world’s greatest royal supporter myself, but rather have a permanent head of state than the awful election cycle of America any day.
Memoquin The job of Head of State is separate from Head of Government in many republics. There is no reason why the title of HOS should be hereditary.
I'm an American and even though we are currently in hell I would never want a "royal" "head of state" whatever the hell they are. Things eventually change. America won't be in hell forever and she has a way of reinventing herself. That's something I can get behind.
Remember the time the Queen tried to claim a winter fuel allowance to heat Buckingham Palace? Tells you all you need to know about these leaches
I am happy my tax funds them and i am happy how angry it makes you hahahaha
65p a year. That really breaks the bank of BB
Lee Mouatt Where did you get that 50% number? I’ve only seen the approval rating for the Royal family at about 70-80%..
Lee Mouatt I’d prefer an actual source tbh.
Lee Mouatt About the queen being the last monarch.. Total Disappointed - 55 Total Happy - 15 That doesn’t seem like a 55% ratio to me. Am I missing something here?
Right out the gate. I love this guy.
This was actually a pretty nice little segment. I like it.
As someone who's a royalist, I absolutely loved this video - it was extremely funny!
The Royal family is now basically the mascot of the UK and a rather popular one.
This guy just made me a fan 🤙🏽🤙🏽
You will be miss Jim... hope to see more Netflix specials...🙌🙌🙌🙌
Yeah whatever you view, you can't argue with the monarchy on financial grounds. The crown has an old deal with the state where the state pays the queen's expenses, and her estate pays all of it's profits into the treasury. There has never been a year where she cost more than she brought in--and that's not even counting the tourism factor.
Well.....How did the family acquire those lands i wonder, lol....
Well, despite the common belief about the monarchy, most personal land owned by the royal family was either bought or inherited (especially since King George I). Royal land within England itself hasn't been forcibly taken since William the Conqueror (just under 1000 years ago) unless it was disinherited from another noble.
U can not be this dense.............tell that to the blood diamonds in the crown. Guess nothing happened over the last 1000 years concerning the royal family. ROFL
Um, I thought we were talking about royal land. The diamonds have nothing to do with that, as they came from private companies, foreign kings and separately governed colonies. You do know that just because the UK owns the land doesn't make it royal land?
Except that there's not a single bit of evidence to show the monarchy brings in tourism money, even Visit Britain couldn't find any. Also once you account for the tax that is lost from the duchies the monarchy is a net lose to the UK
This was so poorly executed he didn’t press at all. Tourists would still come to Britain even if there wasn’t for the royals. Look at France. There hasn’t been any monarchy in forever and tourists still come to Versailles.
sv 93 Versailles gets *better* tourism precisely *because* there is no royalty, as it means that people can walk around inside the palace , which imo sounds more fun than standing outside in the rain looking through the windows.
Good point.
Yeah, but that's France… the weather, the laissez faire, the love in the air!
sv 93 Well, I'd go to Versailles cuz there's an interesting history of how they got rid of it (what with all the beheadings n such). I wouldn't go to a palace in Britain cuz "here they voted out the monarchy in 2020". I'm against the monarchy on principle but I have a hard time arguing with the tourism part, plus some old people reeeeeally like it and I don't feel like it taking it away from them.
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'Nah I'm good mate' That made me spray me' chocolatemilk all over my laptop XD
This was the funniest ! I thought those were actors at first !
I will say they were being good sports considering how totally gutter plebian he was being. lol!
David Twigg well they appear to be highly paid for protecting the rich freeloaders
what are you doing on youtube? I thought you'd be hunting ducks Si Roberston.
David Twigg the gutter plebian sends his sincere apologies good sir david twigg, now will you be shitting in the gold or diamond toilet this fine eve?
Miriam Basheer oh pish tosh my arse is cushioned by nothing so common. I insist on a Vicuña and musgravite trimmed platinum toilet of course.
jalila love a made up pearly gate dweller moaning about made up roles, oh the irony of the criminally inept big book of bullshit bible munchers.
As a British Republican, this would be pretty funny if it weren't so damn sad.
Noah James Yalçin does the right wing in Britain support the monarchy? Asking as an American with very little idea of what goes on across the pond. It seems a bit much honestly.
They tend to. The Tories (The Conservative Party) tend to like elitism because they see it as quintessentially British. I am not right-wing. I am centre-left. Regardless of political positions though, monarchy is a blight on democracy.
I don't give a rats ass about their tourism contributions, because from an economic rights perspective, they represent the idea that one family is more unconditionally valuable and thus worthy of wealth than anyone else. That undermines everything about a healthy civil and democratic society. They are just tired spectre of feudalism that needs purging.
Noah James Wescombe They could be voted out at any time, if you’re that bothered campaign instead of keyboard moaning.
Indeed they can. And I do campaign for it, with Republic. www.republic.org.uk/ Touché bud, you can stop commenting at any time.
Of all the hilarious things Jeffries says, shoving his face full while they're talking had me on the floor.😂
i heart jim jefferies LOL
Royalty is supreme bigotry. #BestBlood
😂😂😂
"Would you like a napkin?" Damn, I love Jim.
Funniest thing from Jim in forever
The Royals can Piss off 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
420th
Blazing fast typing
3:19 - 3:50 everyone has a strong opinion til the tummy starts rumbling.
he's got a million of 'em....i'm really getting into this Jefferies bloke..