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I Sacrificed 3,000 Children Just So I Could Fight Them Again

DangerouslyFunny
2023 ж. 17 Шіл.
277 540 Рет қаралды
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I love all my children equally.
Equally in that I don't love any of them and they exist solely so I can sacrifice them for immense profit.
Merch - df.store/
Game: Stardew Valley - store.steampowered.com/app/41...
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  • finally DF is playing stardew valley again! we need more!

    @supersquirrel0612@supersquirrel061210 ай бұрын

    • I have good news for you.... Edit: he didnt put "again" before the edit

      @chargercharginton@chargercharginton10 ай бұрын

    • Yes fr tho I missed him playing stardew

      @everettfowler11@everettfowler1110 ай бұрын

    • It was his best content it must return

      @themicrowavetaco5831@themicrowavetaco583110 ай бұрын

    • no NO NOT AGIAN NEVER AGAIN

      @MOONZ9999@MOONZ999910 ай бұрын

    • Gasp yaaaaaaaaaaaaay

      @minili837@minili83710 ай бұрын

  • Seeing DF back in Stardew Valley in 2023 feels like I'm in another universe lol.

    @pinkriffic@pinkriffic10 ай бұрын

    • we have returned to the correct timeline😂

      @mrbeemstdraws286@mrbeemstdraws28610 ай бұрын

  • I’m so happy to see stardew valley chaos again, it’s really amazing

    @edencantwell@edencantwell10 ай бұрын

  • I wasn't expecting Stardew in the slightest, I'm so excited to see him playing it again!!!!!

    @goldfishtamer7534@goldfishtamer753410 ай бұрын

  • THIS IS UNREAL!!!! THE LEGENDARY MUMPS HAS RETURNED!!!! IM FREAKING OUT

    @enchanfinty@enchanfinty10 ай бұрын

  • DF being the eldritch horror that he is and living for hundreds of years while toying with child sacrifice and the lives of the villagers he holds in limbo just makes sense

    @pokerusfreak8194@pokerusfreak819410 ай бұрын

    • Yeah, he sometimes comes down to the abyss to play checkers with me, jeremy, and SHOTAKANIELEMONAIOMALAMOEROK. always a good time.

      @Skivv5@Skivv57 ай бұрын

  • The nostalgia really hits different

    @chillout4160@chillout416010 ай бұрын

  • Thank you so much, this is the best day of my life ❤ I can’t believe you uploaded a new Stardew Valley video

    @FBl@FBl10 ай бұрын

    • OMG U PAYED

      @minili837@minili8372 ай бұрын

    • @@minili837 Chill bro it’s only 5 bucks

      @FBl@FBl2 ай бұрын

  • No worries about sacrificing 3000 children, you can make more as long you're aliv-

    @-Raylight@-Raylight10 ай бұрын

  • No way, DF picked up stardew again! The world is healing

    @bobbleheaddance8408@bobbleheaddance840810 ай бұрын

    • MY HEART IS HEALING!!!!

      @iamterrible253@iamterrible2539 ай бұрын

  • DF saw what BlaDe did and said, "Yeah, I want in on this"

    @bennyk384@bennyk38410 ай бұрын

    • i know!

      @alistair_yippee@alistair_yippee10 ай бұрын

  • listening to df talking about sacrificing children with such a soft voice is so calming but terrifying...

    @rxsswillis@rxsswillis10 ай бұрын

  • He is back at it when the world needed the most

    @Atharva24680@Atharva2468010 ай бұрын

  • 3 minutes in and already a divorce, dove children, erasing memory, Pam, breaking hearts...ah, welcome back DF

    @zukamimotu..2071@zukamimotu..207110 ай бұрын

  • YES MORE STARDEW LETS GO TAKE ME BACK TO 2019 WHEN TIMES WERE SIMPLER

    @Bread_ish@Bread_ish10 ай бұрын

    • Ummmmmm

      @minili837@minili83710 ай бұрын

  • I never expected this game again. He even made jokes about how he'd never play this game again and how he was ignoring all the comments asking

    @superexplosion5985@superexplosion598510 ай бұрын

  • df is doing stardew again!!! when i saw it, i thought it was an old video, but then saw this: *5 minutes ago* i almost went screaming into the stardew community i love your content and i also like stardew valley, and nothing can beat the way you play this game overall, i'm filled with a mix of positive emotions thank you.

    @csongordc@csongordc10 ай бұрын

    • I'm

      @CYGGRIMM@CYGGRIMM10 ай бұрын

  • I never thought I'd live to see the day that DF makes another stardew valley video

    @GreenDude_Gaming@GreenDude_Gaming10 ай бұрын

  • Now this is a throwback! The old Stardew Valley videos were a bright spot in an otherwise dark time in my life. Your videos are always really funny.

    @trannigan3349@trannigan334910 ай бұрын

  • I like how if you give alex a gift while he’s working out, his portrait will be him with a shirt on. I like to imagine he puts it on mid work out to take the gift, and then just takes it back off right after.

    @justamicrowave5297@justamicrowave529710 ай бұрын

  • I just let a single tear roll down my cheek 😢. The absolute nostalgia of DF playing this game just feels special and like a treat ❤. I hope he posts another someday but until then I will continue to love and support his content ❤

    @Samm96590@Samm9659010 ай бұрын

  • You are the guy I found Stardew through. No matter what content you make, we appreciate you. ❤

    @Cust0mCraft@Cust0mCraft10 ай бұрын

  • This feels right, I love most of the people in the valley, but DF using them for his amusement is the natural course of things.

    @tatyanarodriguez1561@tatyanarodriguez156110 ай бұрын

  • Well, I didn't expect Stardew Valley and definitely didn't expect DF to torture a game so much that it swore.

    @seancherry1130@seancherry113010 ай бұрын

  • I love Stardew Valley. I love how your playing this game again.

    @diamondplayz2145@diamondplayz214510 ай бұрын

  • "I've always wanted a sewer in my bedroom" - man, I've missed DF SDV videos. :)

    @jasonbroom7147@jasonbroom71477 ай бұрын

  • The return of the king. Fun to see you come back. The content you do now is still some of the most entertaining to me either way.

    @BudderPikichao@BudderPikichao10 ай бұрын

  • Stardew valley 1.6 is up now sooooo please df shower us with more of your stardew valley madness

    @Thisshawtyaintded@ThisshawtyaintdedАй бұрын

  • I'm legit in tears. In. Freaking. Tears. God bless you for playing stardew again DF. Life feels so grateful again. God is good.

    @iamterrible253@iamterrible2539 ай бұрын

  • Abigail is honestly my favorite in Stardew Valley. She is best girl.

    @diamondplayz2145@diamondplayz214510 ай бұрын

    • Gives a rock to Abigail Abigail "Oh thanks I was getting hungry!"

      @pompey333@pompey33310 ай бұрын

    • Yes. Give her that delicious quartz.

      @pantuternik@pantuternik10 ай бұрын

    • She would eat crystal meth if you gave her any

      @xxepicgaemrxx3700@xxepicgaemrxx370010 ай бұрын

    • i agree

      @InfiniteGamingBrandon@InfiniteGamingBrandon10 ай бұрын

    • Yuuuum

      @minili837@minili83710 ай бұрын

  • Stardew Valley is how I found DF and after all of the other hilarious content, it's nice to see him back at it with this. A surprise but a welcome one for sure!

    @hilariouslookinggen1growli846@hilariouslookinggen1growli84610 ай бұрын

    • Same!!😊

      @laurieb3703@laurieb37039 ай бұрын

  • I STARTED CRYING WHEN I RELIZED YOU CAME BACK TO STARDEW VALLEY I LOVE YOUR STARDEW VALLEY VIDEOS

    @TheEpicHotdog123@TheEpicHotdog12310 ай бұрын

  • Finally another DF stardew video. Never expected this

    @aerial_ace@aerial_ace10 ай бұрын

  • I love DF's fun ideas, especially when he's doing them in stardew valley

    @matth9497@matth949710 ай бұрын

  • The Prince of Chaos returns to wreak horror upon the valley's inhabitants. Welcome back to Stardew, DF! I've missed your special brand of madness.

    @c.argelfraster1291@c.argelfraster129110 ай бұрын

  • Big fan of your stardew valley videos you make me laugh when I had a bed day keep up the good vids

    @jaydeneckersley463@jaydeneckersley46310 ай бұрын

  • I just finished watching a bunch of DF's old Stardew vids. Perfect timing

    @enbeast8350@enbeast835010 ай бұрын

  • Finally, all of DF's children can have their vengeance lol

    @Kite403@Kite40310 ай бұрын

  • So much nostalgia in this video! I got so much advice from DF back in the day, it’s nice to see him go crazy in stardew valley again. But I don’t want him to force himself! I hope he just does what makes him happy

    @tori6056@tori60569 ай бұрын

  • What brought me to his channel in the first place was Stardew Valley, so it seems so surreal to watch him play it again. I love that ConcernedApe added this, freaking hilarious!

    @inverseamnesia4997@inverseamnesia499710 ай бұрын

  • A classic!! Cool to see DF play stardew again the notification made me so happy :D

    @miscellaneouscatboy@miscellaneouscatboy10 ай бұрын

  • OMG STARDEW VALLEY CONTENT AGAIN! this is just what i needed! Thank you DF!

    @MezW10@MezW1010 ай бұрын

  • DF is playing Stardew again. I'm simultaneously thrilled and worried.

    @Groggy_Gamer@Groggy_Gamer10 ай бұрын

  • I just can't believe what I'm seeing, ¿DF back in Stardew Valley? gosh, the wait was worth it

    @IDK1NG@IDK1NG10 ай бұрын

  • Ive waited for this!!! I still replay your stardew vids all the time!

    @littlefiddlesticks@littlefiddlesticks10 ай бұрын

  • DF got me into stardew valley. I’ve used that playlist to sleep to for years now. It warms my heart that I get another video to ad to that collection

    @KinxArts@KinxArts10 ай бұрын

  • I got familiar with this game like 5 or 6 years ago thanks to this channel. Seeing the dude come back to the game hitted me with a lot of nostalgia! Im glad this is happening again

    @sebastiangudino9377@sebastiangudino937710 ай бұрын

  • It’s been ages! I’m exited for more!!! Love me some DF stardew content

    @MxPinky@MxPinky10 ай бұрын

    • Just to spoil things .... Blade did this ages ago . BUT a DF video is a DF video!

      @mewsli@mewsli10 ай бұрын

    • ​@@mewsliWe're not happy because of the child sacrifices (though that is always a plus). We're happy because DF played Stardew again after YEARS!! 😃😃

      @GmmBeast@GmmBeast10 ай бұрын

    • I know. It has been a very long time since DF posted a SDV vod. Longer that I care to admit. The man is God !

      @mewsli@mewsli10 ай бұрын

  • I just got into stardew valley and im glad one of my favorite youtubers is making content on it again

    @ssyudou7306@ssyudou730610 ай бұрын

  • This has been the highlight of my day! I'm glad Mumps is back

    @frenchypasmt@frenchypasmt9 ай бұрын

  • I've missed my favorite sociopath playing Stardew. Ah, good times...

    @faceplant950@faceplant95010 ай бұрын

  • Seeing DF upload new Stardew videos brings me joy.

    @randomrabbit3161@randomrabbit316110 ай бұрын

  • Not even 10 seconds in and we have a divorce. Glad to see you haven't changed even after several years. (And I'm so happy to see this game again!)

    @Enbypotat53@Enbypotat5310 ай бұрын

  • Duuuddeee!! You're the reason I started to play Stardew valley! So nice to see a new upload! Hope life is treating you well ❤

    @charmedpipper1@charmedpipper110 ай бұрын

    • Me too!

      @minili837@minili8379 ай бұрын

  • I remember watching ur channel years ago then one night i randomly remembered about u and found ur stardew videos again. Im so glad im back :3

    @pearlgaming839@pearlgaming8399 ай бұрын

  • How the heck did I miss DF playing this beaut again! Welcome back Mumps!

    @mollymorse5931@mollymorse59319 ай бұрын

  • This just gives me so much nostalgia

    @StopMotion-@StopMotion-10 ай бұрын

    • Same😊

      @chillout4160@chillout416010 ай бұрын

  • I think what I appreciate most here is it was done purely for those of us who loved his Stardew series. He has other games he uploads these days but he did a callback video out of the blue just to make his fans happy

    @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger9 ай бұрын

  • Mumps is back! I love watching you play Stardew valley!

    @_Meai_@_Meai_10 ай бұрын

  • Hilarious! 😂 DF destroying the town and making NPCs cuss, all is right in the world. Great surprise ❤

    @_dawna@_dawna10 ай бұрын

  • Wake up babe -divorce time- DF is on Stardew again!

    @pantuternik@pantuternik10 ай бұрын

  • I never thought I would see the day where DF made another Stardew video!!! He was my introduction into Stardew creators. Love the community

    @AbLaV@AbLaV10 ай бұрын

  • I love it that your posting stardew valley again!

    @MrMcChickenMan.@MrMcChickenMan.10 ай бұрын

  • I don’t believe it. Finally the legend himself has returned. 🎉🎉🎉

    @Thescrambledmann@Thescrambledmann9 ай бұрын

  • "olladygirl" DF you are so funny in stardew Valley

    @olladygirl@olladygirl10 ай бұрын

  • No way that he actually started playing Stardew Valley again the exact same time I started playing again after a year-

    @junebugstudio@junebugstudio10 ай бұрын

  • BlaDe: i sacrificed hundreds of my own children in order to increase my combat skill level from 0 to 10 in one day mumps: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!!!!!

    @isabelbimberg1342@isabelbimberg1342Ай бұрын

  • im so happy hes posting stardew videos again!!

    @Tinykittenkisses.@Tinykittenkisses.10 ай бұрын

  • DF back to being the same old child murdering Stardew man put a smile on my face. Always a pleasure seeing him return to this game every now and then XD

    @KitoBallard@KitoBallard10 ай бұрын

  • So glad to see DF playing Statdew Valley again 😊

    @Little_Llama@Little_Llama10 ай бұрын

  • DF doing is best work.. Making pocket plot holes for stardew valley.

    @JohnSmith-uy4qj@JohnSmith-uy4qj10 ай бұрын

  • "And today, there's a cactus in the kitchen. That's the final straw!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @fuzyfuzfuz2@fuzyfuzfuz210 ай бұрын

  • Wooo! The reason I started watching your videos! No one does stardew like DF!

    @kellyjackson8939@kellyjackson893910 ай бұрын

  • DF hasn't touched this game in years but he still manages to give us gold. 💕

    @GamerAbbylee@GamerAbbylee9 ай бұрын

  • DF! So glad to see another Stardew Video!!!

    @reeddanielphotography809@reeddanielphotography80910 ай бұрын

  • THIS IS SO NOSTALGIC OMG DF PLAYING STARDEW WOHOOOO

    @dragomirmircea4764@dragomirmircea476410 ай бұрын

  • A murmurationof children. Its so nice to see DF back to Stardew.

    @LikeEmmaWithaT@LikeEmmaWithaT10 ай бұрын

  • Omg i would never thought you would play it again! Thank you!

    @MatrixAdic@MatrixAdic10 ай бұрын

  • Oh cool, amazing video. Didn't expect any Stardew sometime soon.

    @im.not.spamton@im.not.spamton9 ай бұрын

  • The monster is back 😂 Welcome back DF ❤

    @juliusabuan5671@juliusabuan567110 ай бұрын

  • DF doing Stardew Valley content? God this takes me back :D

    @OptiPopulus@OptiPopulus10 ай бұрын

  • Df your videos are what got me into stardew 😭 i cant we’re back where we started

    @ceeuounexttues@ceeuounexttues10 ай бұрын

  • Yooooo no wayyy!!!???? DF doing a Stardew Valley video again!!!??? We're being blessed! 🙌✨

    @Cressxlia@Cressxlia10 ай бұрын

  • i literally thought this was a stardew vid i never watched of urs im so happy

    @vvgirll2000@vvgirll200010 ай бұрын

  • Yay more stardew valley!!!! It’s been like 4 years.. well time to subscribe

    @Irohtheweirdo@Irohtheweirdo10 ай бұрын

  • Yay I’m so happy(DF playing Stardew again broke KZhead and my subtitles decided to just jump to the middle of the screen)

    @elenashmeleva192@elenashmeleva19210 ай бұрын

  • DF has spent so long not playing Stardew Valley that I whole ass learned how to make NPCs and published one

    @kaydwessie296@kaydwessie2969 ай бұрын

  • Stardew hits differently when you've finally been able to play it yourself. Yes, DF cause unlimited pain and terror upon the unsuspecting villagers, but beware the might Pam!

    @Skyzwind@Skyzwind10 ай бұрын

  • To stop kids from saying first

    @robloxcontent435@robloxcontent43510 ай бұрын

    • ... but you just said it...?

      @1st2nd2@1st2nd210 ай бұрын

    • @@1st2nd2 thats not the poi-

      @robloxcontent435@robloxcontent43510 ай бұрын

    • ​@@robloxcontent435lol💀

      @Chilzz416@Chilzz41610 ай бұрын

    • Shut

      @solidfeline9093@solidfeline909310 ай бұрын

    • @robloxcontent435 i love that you "yes and'd" it. Made me literally laugh loudly! Take some free internet points :D

      @1st2nd2@1st2nd210 ай бұрын

  • Demons in Stardew Valley!?!? 😂 Only DF could and would do that. This is very entertaining. Thanks DF.

    @CarJul666@CarJul66610 ай бұрын

  • Woah, DF playing Stardew Valley. That brings back memories.

    @Kathrynerius@Kathrynerius10 ай бұрын

  • This is a throwback to when I started watching DF🤧 street valley started it all

    @sjs_1999@sjs_199910 ай бұрын

  • The gods have blessed us with DF playing Stardew Valley.

    @A_Dead_Angel@A_Dead_Angel10 ай бұрын

    • THE GODS . THE GODSSSSSS

      @minili837@minili8379 ай бұрын

  • Even after so many years, DF still messes with Stardew Valley

    @ethribin4188@ethribin418810 ай бұрын

  • Yay!! Stardew again!! I missed these!! 😄😄

    @imaghost2961@imaghost296110 ай бұрын

  • Aaaah yeah! DF and Stardew Valley. It's a great day!

    @adamant4107@adamant410710 ай бұрын

  • Hilarious, as always! Welcome back!

    @MsJbird2@MsJbird210 ай бұрын

    • He never left

      @tgame43@tgame435 ай бұрын

  • The impossible has happened. A new stardew valley vid from DF

    @gungindra7916@gungindra791610 ай бұрын

  • Guess who's back, back again.. DF's back, tell your friends!

    @arcanalumina3276@arcanalumina327610 ай бұрын

  • Good to see you making Stardew Valley content again king 👑

    @IanBishop-by4es@IanBishop-by4es10 ай бұрын
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