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Technoblade
2021 ж. 13 Қыр.
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dream's been punching obsidian for three months
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  • forgot to spam this mid-stream but EVERYBODY SUBSCRIBE I NEED 9 MIL FOR MY EGO

    @Technoblade@Technoblade2 жыл бұрын

    • First

      @liamspence4450@liamspence44502 жыл бұрын

    • Yes my lord

      @konk32@konk322 жыл бұрын

    • YES TECHNOBLADE’S LIFE IS DEPENDENT ON INTERNET NUMBERS, HE NEEDS MORE OF THEM

      @karisk9340@karisk93402 жыл бұрын

    • nu

      @Rio-re6wg@Rio-re6wg2 жыл бұрын

    • Third I think

      @Solol21@Solol212 жыл бұрын

  • “Why would you kill the friend of a necromancer?” _It was in that moment, Quackity knew he’d fucked up_

    @thewizard-edits@thewizard-edits2 жыл бұрын

    • exactly

      @tonysparda9281@tonysparda92812 жыл бұрын

    • technically blade never dies, even if he has to resurrect

      @jimmery2419@jimmery24192 жыл бұрын

    • Yah that moment was golden

      @zillasaiyan1m274@zillasaiyan1m2742 жыл бұрын

    • big brain moment

      @fdsa5095@fdsa50952 жыл бұрын

    • @@jimmery2419 ''technically blade''

      @theweedeater1842@theweedeater18422 жыл бұрын

  • philza's character simply mishearing 3 days as 3 months is the most hilarious way to explain the time gap lmfaooo

    @emilyc9467@emilyc94672 жыл бұрын

    • And my theory, that happend because he's too old so...

      @astarblockn7744@astarblockn77442 жыл бұрын

    • my theory is that phill cant read and had to learn /j

      @EpicBananaGlasses@EpicBananaGlasses2 жыл бұрын

    • I like to think techno wrote 3 Days but his writing was so bad Phil read D as 0

      @nobody965@nobody9652 жыл бұрын

    • @@nobody965 3 months is over 90 days...

      @ramaroy2408@ramaroy24082 жыл бұрын

    • Rama Roy thas the joke WOOOOOOSH

      @anarchinzorig2286@anarchinzorig22862 жыл бұрын

  • Phil: "I'm Broke Also Phil: (has 8 sets of netherite)

    @tigerfarts3127@tigerfarts31272 жыл бұрын

    • He is broke compared to other people. There are many netherite blocks in the prison, for example

      @electron5395@electron53952 жыл бұрын

    • @@electron5395 for example?

      @kong6581@kong65812 жыл бұрын

    • @@kong6581 ummmm he finished his sentence

      @gamingwithtev3423@gamingwithtev34232 жыл бұрын

  • “Do you not know what good writing is!” I love how techno is just a middle finger to the fourth wall

    @allthingsfighting4518@allthingsfighting45182 жыл бұрын

    • Techno is sans but inside of dream smp?

      @carl9701@carl97012 жыл бұрын

  • Quackity: “I’VE GOT A PICKAXE AND I’M GOING TO PUT IT THROUGH YOUR TEETH.” Phil: “Hey, you. You’re finally awake.”

    @iceseeker5452@iceseeker54522 жыл бұрын

    • You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

      @ministerfoss9146@ministerfoss91462 жыл бұрын

    • This is a reference to MC credits scene right?

      @samriddhirawat6673@samriddhirawat66732 жыл бұрын

    • @@samriddhirawat6673 no it’s a reference to the Skyrim meme lol

      @iceseeker5452@iceseeker54522 жыл бұрын

    • @@iceseeker5452 ahh okay thanks. I seriously thought it was from the credits lmao

      @samriddhirawat6673@samriddhirawat66732 жыл бұрын

    • Technoblade: Phil, I’ve had a bad dream.

      @betterdosomethin@betterdosomethin2 жыл бұрын

  • I just watched quackity’s perspective, and I found it hilarious that he and Sam were screaming at each-other about why if Techno could escape did he not do it months ago, meanwhile Techno’s yelling at Phil for not getting him out for over three months

    @thedukeofgaming4552@thedukeofgaming45522 жыл бұрын

    • Which platform did u watched it twitch or KZhead will be waiting for your reply

      @flamingfalcongaming1668@flamingfalcongaming16682 жыл бұрын

    • @@flamingfalcongaming1668 Twitch

      @thedukeofgaming4552@thedukeofgaming45522 жыл бұрын

    • @@flamingfalcongaming1668 "will be waiting for your reply" holy shit why so serious are you a mafia boss or smth lmao? (not trying to offend btw)

      @AlyxTheProtogen@AlyxTheProtogen2 жыл бұрын

    • I DID TOO, ITS SO GOOD xD

      @BlueSodaPop_@BlueSodaPop_2 жыл бұрын

    • @@AlyxTheProtogen lmao 😂 you made me bust out laughing with that. Maybe they wanted to watch from Quackity’s POV. 😆

      @elizabethlewis8436@elizabethlewis84362 жыл бұрын

  • Quackity: *pulls out pickaxe* Techno: ✌️

    @mystxry6885@mystxry68852 жыл бұрын

    • LMAO

      @szla2491@szla24912 жыл бұрын

    • How did he tp out

      @lady_dinonuggieslexy4437@lady_dinonuggieslexy44372 жыл бұрын

    • @@lady_dinonuggieslexy4437 with the help of philza using stasis chamber

      @janex4098@janex40982 жыл бұрын

    • LMAO

      @Kira_GPZ@Kira_GPZ4 ай бұрын

  • 11:38 does anyone else miss the days when Dream blew up countries and parkoured and gaslighted the hell out of children?

    @berrykid9616@berrykid96162 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @Alec_or_smt@Alec_or_smt2 жыл бұрын

    • I dooo

      @emmanuelamalokwu1151@emmanuelamalokwu11512 жыл бұрын

    • oh yes i definitely miss when c!dream abused a teenager into being suicidal and manipulated a whole nation /s

      @waveii8615@waveii86152 жыл бұрын

    • @@waveii8615 ikr

      @berrykid9616@berrykid96162 жыл бұрын

    • @@waveii8615 Morbid. I take solace in the fact that it’s all roleplay XD

      @cassiopeianight7886@cassiopeianight78862 жыл бұрын

  • "Why would I say THREE MONTHS?! Is my streaming schedule that bad, Phill?" Yes, Techno. Yes it is.

    @scaper12123@scaper121232 жыл бұрын

    • Monferno

      @justarandomguywithamask7o7@justarandomguywithamask7o72 жыл бұрын

    • Bruh

      @illeyez505@illeyez5052 жыл бұрын

    • I was totally expecting Phil to immediately just say "Yes. Yes it is."

      @joshuaarnett762@joshuaarnett7622 жыл бұрын

    • Trrue

      @kc_martin1707@kc_martin17072 жыл бұрын

    • Monferno pfp!

      @tikachuv@tikachuv2 жыл бұрын

  • I know for a fact that the Sad-ist animation for the ender pearl teleport saving tecno is gonna be insane

    @Number_1_monday_Hater@Number_1_monday_Hater2 жыл бұрын

    • Can’t wait!

      @heatherreadsreddit8579@heatherreadsreddit85792 жыл бұрын

    • Can't Wait!!!

      @ykm_mirror_ghost5154@ykm_mirror_ghost51542 жыл бұрын

    • -Sun Tzu, the Art of War

      @MLiskindagay@MLiskindagay2 жыл бұрын

    • @@MLiskindagay YA STOLE MY RESPONSE, anyway, rational Time. CANT WAIT, WOOOO

      @friendlyneighbourhoodmahamatra@friendlyneighbourhoodmahamatra2 жыл бұрын

    • Late August is going to make it extremely dramatic

      @certifiednobody@certifiednobody2 жыл бұрын

  • "Do you suck..." "Dream you can't start sentences like that and stop."

    @UserE_.@UserE_.2 жыл бұрын

    • *KAHAHAHA*

      @thebox3186@thebox31862 жыл бұрын

    • Wow 😂😂😂

      @TuExklusiv@TuExklusiv2 жыл бұрын

    • wow you arent deaf

      @lecheems3411@lecheems34112 жыл бұрын

    • @@lecheems3411 exactly, idiots just quote what they say and get 1 million likes, so annoying

      @ThunderStormFortnite@ThunderStormFortnite2 жыл бұрын

    • USSR doggo is very displeased with this comment

      @zatchu1@zatchu12 жыл бұрын

  • Imagine saying "we got visited by god" so casually.

    @UserE_.@UserE_.2 жыл бұрын

    • Techno visited himself?

      @FighterForLight@FighterForLight2 жыл бұрын

    • @@FighterForLight I think "God" means all powerfully omnipotent being and creator of everything while techno is the "Blood god" a subclass of god which could be also represented as a deity.

      @UserE_.@UserE_.2 жыл бұрын

  • “Quackity was very, very hung up on the fact that I gave him a free dentist appointment a few months ago” lmao 🤣

    @phntmsims@phntmsims2 жыл бұрын

    • Amazingly accurate

      @imatcpell1987@imatcpell19872 жыл бұрын

    • Months* not weeks

      @qSeverity@qSeverity2 жыл бұрын

    • @Omar Salah Ghoneim it's a quote from the vid. How is his comment underrated when there's 0 thought put into it and it's just copying down what Techno said?

      @KaseyC.@KaseyC.2 жыл бұрын

    • What was the Timestamp again? Sorry.

      @r-171@r-1712 жыл бұрын

    • @@r-171 the timestamp was 18:41!

      @flowerpot1300@flowerpot13002 жыл бұрын

  • Philza mixing up 3 days and 3 months would fit with the headcanon that Phil is actually millennia old. He lived so long that both days and months seem similarly like "a short while".

    @ishab.6798@ishab.67982 жыл бұрын

    • head canon right there

      @tophu_@tophu_2 жыл бұрын

    • that's pog or ph1lza had some dementia

      @mr.lag1secondago124@mr.lag1secondago1242 жыл бұрын

    • @@mr.lag1secondago124 amnesia?

      @purevessel6026@purevessel60262 жыл бұрын

    • @@purevessel6026 i think maybe pls correct me :/

      @mr.lag1secondago124@mr.lag1secondago1242 жыл бұрын

    • @@mr.lag1secondago124 dementia

      @namsu8754@namsu87542 жыл бұрын

  • "I wouldn't respect someone who would name their dog rat" *Sad bbh noises*

    @UserE_.@UserE_.2 жыл бұрын

    • …

      @eliana_nevereatspears6232@eliana_nevereatspears62322 жыл бұрын

    • I may or may not have a dog named Rat

      @eliana_nevereatspears6232@eliana_nevereatspears62322 жыл бұрын

    • @@eliana_nevereatspears6232 same but my dog's name is spot

      @Karthikkun2805@Karthikkun28052 жыл бұрын

    • @@eliana_nevereatspears6232 My cat's name is muffin-

      @Blue-mo1kd@Blue-mo1kd2 жыл бұрын

    • @@eliana_nevereatspears6232 R u secretly BadBoyHalo

      @emilv.3693@emilv.36932 жыл бұрын

  • Does anyone else think that it would be really funny/awesome if, next time Techno meets Quackity, his first words to him are : "Did you really thing, Quackity, that you could kill me that easily ?"

    @julienarmand1473@julienarmand14732 жыл бұрын

    • Oh yea that would be awesome

      @suimin7420@suimin74202 жыл бұрын

    • it would be better if he said "think"

      @rootbeerfloathaspop3301@rootbeerfloathaspop33012 жыл бұрын

    • Hmmm I feel like that has happened before

      @elytrian7480@elytrian74802 жыл бұрын

    • Technoblade never dies

      @luxcxia5440@luxcxia54402 жыл бұрын

    • No because repeating himself sounds really stupid to me

      @happboihappboi204@happboihappboi2042 жыл бұрын

  • “He’s hung up on the free dentist appointment I gave him” honestly best way of putting it

    @abigailjohnson7498@abigailjohnson74982 жыл бұрын

    • To be fair, your honor, Quakity's teeth were too straight

      @padma6182@padma61822 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao I fricken died when he said that-

      @rainerghost@rainerghost2 жыл бұрын

    • Read my name....nsbsbab

      @account6530@account65302 жыл бұрын

    • @@account6530 dude stop farming bots. Honestly!!!

      @seb99342@seb993422 жыл бұрын

  • “What’s your leverage? If you kill me and my best friend is a necromancer doesn’t that just kind of work out?” Quackity’s brain: *fax machine noises*

    @damianblu@damianblu2 жыл бұрын

    • *windows 95 startup sound*

      @amm7902@amm79022 жыл бұрын

    • And that’s when he realized… He fucked up-

      @batzdoartz@batzdoartz2 жыл бұрын

    • haha yeh that was funny as

      @sharknato1245@sharknato12452 жыл бұрын

    • TECHNOBLADE HAS 9 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS what a chad he has one of the most dangerous diseases and still posting videos and streams technoblade is the best Minecraft KZheadr

      @raiden_cyborg@raiden_cyborg2 жыл бұрын

    • @@raiden_cyborg YES

      @jayde8797@jayde87972 жыл бұрын

  • After techno tps out Quackity: wha- *looks at dream* Dream: I-i didn't do anything

    @marlowe2669@marlowe26692 жыл бұрын

    • first

      @PT807@PT8072 жыл бұрын

    • tiny bit sus ngl

      @kaidenoliver4498@kaidenoliver4498 Жыл бұрын

    • To be fair, he didn’t do anything after all.

      @ethangillett3548@ethangillett3548 Жыл бұрын

    • What video is it in

      @lman7042@lman70429 ай бұрын

  • When this came out we all thought it was a sign that his chemo was going well, as he wouldn't want to stream if he was feeling sick... Rewatching all your past videos, from 2013 and beyond. o7 king

    @kvltgoro@kvltgoro7 ай бұрын

  • I love how dream's skin has a cancer awareness ribbon attached to it edit: also philza

    @khennnn@khennnn2 жыл бұрын

    • Same its so sweet 😁

      @wolfiedrawsstuff8715@wolfiedrawsstuff87152 жыл бұрын

    • That’s cause of techno

      @jaredlewis3001@jaredlewis30012 жыл бұрын

    • Oh that’s what that was I thought his chin was crying

      @momthatdoescake7913@momthatdoescake79132 жыл бұрын

    • I thought that was a drool😰

      @torkento1162@torkento11622 жыл бұрын

    • They're so wholesome

      @Dqny_@Dqny_2 жыл бұрын

  • Dream : “attachments make you weak” Also Dream : hey techno I left you something on the same block we first met :)

    @SoniasWay@SoniasWay2 жыл бұрын

    • Dreamm will gett me in hiss video if I got 1k subss,...

      @illeyez505@illeyez5052 жыл бұрын

    • @@illeyez505 cap

      @blueboi5808@blueboi58082 жыл бұрын

    • Just let the man be, he's been in the prison for almost a year now, with torture service everyday

      @kookieinablanket@kookieinablanket2 жыл бұрын

    • I seen you everywhere

      @chanjay11@chanjay112 жыл бұрын

    • As what Techno said: "This is a contradicting statement you have there"

      @lavenishere_@lavenishere_2 жыл бұрын

  • I Love how everyone forgets the fact that Techno has three canon lives.

    @francescabudau4676@francescabudau46762 жыл бұрын

    • He still has 3 canon lives?

      @MrQinchen@MrQinchen2 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @francescabudau4676@francescabudau46762 жыл бұрын

    • @@MrQinchen yeah his only “death” was the butcher army execution and he had a totem of undying Technically they coulda still counted it as a death I guess depending on how the totem functions lore wise but as far as we all know he has three lives

      @narfdc2043@narfdc20432 жыл бұрын

    • Well that aged terribly.

      @kotewest2627@kotewest26272 жыл бұрын

    • @@kotewest2627 yep

      @tryambaknathjha7574@tryambaknathjha75742 жыл бұрын

  • Rest Easy King We shall always remember you.... 😢

    @zaddy6311@zaddy63117 ай бұрын

  • techno: "we need to get scheming" techno 2 minutes later: *"yooo edward"*

    @Nerded@Nerded2 жыл бұрын

    • ADHD be like

      @crimalwx@crimalwx2 жыл бұрын

    • @@ffoogle same

      @gungmop@gungmop2 жыл бұрын

    • Read my name.......ęjeb

      @account6530@account65302 жыл бұрын

  • Lmfao techno actually saying "if he kills me and my best friends a necromancer... don't that work out?" And Quackity just going silent is the best part ever

    @literallyyourrealmother@literallyyourrealmother2 жыл бұрын

    • 666 likes?

      @ahyesrandomvideodump@ahyesrandomvideodump2 жыл бұрын

    • @@ahyesrandomvideodump mothers are very popular

      @literallyyourrealmother@literallyyourrealmother2 жыл бұрын

    • i like to think that wasn’t on the script base on their reactions

      @kylabacerdo2607@kylabacerdo26072 жыл бұрын

    • Read my name....ne sn

      @account6530@account65302 жыл бұрын

    • @@kylabacerdo2607 well alot of things techno does are not in the script

      @literallyyourrealmother@literallyyourrealmother2 жыл бұрын

  • RIP Technoblade

    @galaxybird8063@galaxybird8063 Жыл бұрын

    • o7

      @Cyber_N-7660@Cyber_N-7660 Жыл бұрын

  • I love how technoblade's escape plan is punch obsidian I would've done it too

    @zackpumpkinhead8882@zackpumpkinhead88822 жыл бұрын

    • same

      @szla2491@szla24912 жыл бұрын

  • i love how techno just not give a crap and just consistently breaks the fourth wall during lore lmao

    @ecv2g@ecv2g2 жыл бұрын

    • anddd even when staring at his death he stayed calm, running away from quackity, trying to get as much time as possible.

      @wscamel226@wscamel2262 жыл бұрын

    • Literally in the beginning of lore and he says 'starting the stream' and after the lore is done he just says acts like its a normal stream. IM DYING 😭😭

      @user-sm6eg9tj5b@user-sm6eg9tj5b2 жыл бұрын

    • That’s the main reason I actually find myself enjoying some of Techno’s lore. He’s just focusing on entertaining the viewers rather than the exclusively on the script

      @jordanramcharan3813@jordanramcharan38132 жыл бұрын

    • I love it. Especially when he started reading donations to avoid talking to dream about tommy

      @313Yuta@313Yuta2 жыл бұрын

    • He's the Deadpool of the dream smp. He does not not give a crap, it's easy for him.

      @WhatIsMyLif3@WhatIsMyLif32 жыл бұрын

  • Techno: “Who would name their dog rat??” BBH: *cries*

    @ultramelon723@ultramelon7232 жыл бұрын

    • Rat is cute

      @Kayamaa_@Kayamaa_2 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @rainy0720qaq@rainy0720qaq2 жыл бұрын

    • @@Kayamaa_ not it's name though

      @poison2028@poison20282 жыл бұрын

    • @Lisa Gaming ROBLOX 🅥 Bless your delusional heart hon

      @user-kx3pj3lx8y@user-kx3pj3lx8y2 жыл бұрын

    • Tommy will havee me in his video if I gett 1k subss.,,

      @illeyez505@illeyez5052 жыл бұрын

  • THE FACT THAT JUST- DREAM WAS SO DESPERATE TO GET OUT HE BEGAN MINING A TUNNEL THROUGH THE OBSIDIAN-_and he actually broke some blocks._ Also I love how Dream and Phil still have the cancer support ribbon on for Techno.

    @TheAdvertisement@TheAdvertisement2 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah

      @gunralsei981@gunralsei9812 жыл бұрын

    • Yup

      @arizcola6921@arizcola69212 жыл бұрын

    • It’s Karl not Carl

      @elytrian7480@elytrian74802 жыл бұрын

    • @@elytrian7480 wrong Carl

      @TheAdvertisement@TheAdvertisement2 жыл бұрын

    • @@elytrian7480 Wrong carl bro

      @justinrios7693@justinrios76932 жыл бұрын

  • Techno: pushes quackity into the lava Techno: it was for self defense

    @ricerpan.6041@ricerpan.60412 жыл бұрын

  • I like how they explained the 3 months of no lore as c!Phil being senile and heard 3 days as 3 months.

    @misukuisgone1174@misukuisgone11742 жыл бұрын

    • First reply

      @baguetteboy9829@baguetteboy98292 жыл бұрын

    • Phil is too old for this

      @briannagutierrez587@briannagutierrez5872 жыл бұрын

    • Phil has old people problems. Starting to have hard of hearing

      @blueberrybasketcase4481@blueberrybasketcase44812 жыл бұрын

    • What does that fricking c! Means

      @ItzEpoxy@ItzEpoxy2 жыл бұрын

    • @@ItzEpoxy It means character. If it's C!Phil that means it's Phil's in-game character in lore, if it's CC!Phil then it's IRL Content Creator Phil (cc! means content creator)

      @Shazbaz58@Shazbaz582 жыл бұрын

  • Technoblade: “I would never respect someone who named their dog rat.” Bbh: *angry noises*

    @SalientShane@SalientShane2 жыл бұрын

    • 100th like

      @sammyflipaclip4420@sammyflipaclip44202 жыл бұрын

    • Thats why im naming my dog Tar

      @Photops@Photops2 жыл бұрын

    • @@Photops lol

      @shiroiya237@shiroiya2372 жыл бұрын

    • @@Photops name it cat

      @ACheateryearsago@ACheateryearsago2 жыл бұрын

    • He never said he respected bbh 🙃

      @user-qb3xb9ym6t@user-qb3xb9ym6t2 жыл бұрын

  • Techno: I would never respect someone who names their dog “Rat”. BadBoyHalo: *so I cried in a corner for 3 hours-*

    @CozyChilly@CozyChilly Жыл бұрын

  • god I miss him.. rest in peace true legend

    @iamnotaz@iamnotaz Жыл бұрын

  • “ I would never respect someone who named their dog rat.” sad badboyhalo noises

    @itmightbe@itmightbe2 жыл бұрын

    • Well cannonicly....

      @imatcpell1987@imatcpell19872 жыл бұрын

    • sad muffin noises

      @hy2roo@hy2roo2 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @papav1nce553@papav1nce5532 жыл бұрын

    • Well technically he named her lucy but nicked her rat-

      @lovst@lovst2 жыл бұрын

    • Read my name.......OwO

      @account6530@account65302 жыл бұрын

  • Dream: attachments make you weak. Also Dream: hey techno I left you something on the exact block I first met you on

    @thatoneinternetgirl7965@thatoneinternetgirl79652 жыл бұрын

    • Ah, how the turned have tables.

      @laptop8092@laptop80922 жыл бұрын

    • @@Cloverchase there isn’t one

      @triggeranb2133@triggeranb21332 жыл бұрын

    • @@Cloverchase like 1 minute before stream ended

      @labcoat-1969@labcoat-19692 жыл бұрын

    • @@Cloverchase legit it’s an 36 minute vod just watch it

      @danielhughes1711@danielhughes17112 жыл бұрын

    • LMFOAKFIDS

      @YOiKUO@YOiKUO2 жыл бұрын

  • I wanna see techno summon withers inside the prison. Imagine the destruction. Withers can break obsidian so it would be enough. Imagine the look on awesamdudes face if it happens

    @Acelrock@Acelrock2 жыл бұрын

    • Cap

      @maiconsilvaadoptmeplay4125@maiconsilvaadoptmeplay41252 жыл бұрын

    • @@maiconsilvaadoptmeplay4125 Wdym?

      @costicevei4091@costicevei40912 жыл бұрын

    • Only the first blast breaks obsidian the rest doesn't

      @suyashsirigiri8445@suyashsirigiri84452 жыл бұрын

    • Time for the creeper to go aww man 😂

      @qasimkhan8939@qasimkhan89392 жыл бұрын

    • @@suyashsirigiri8445 yes it does, when i was destroying my friends base with Obsidian tnt towers,the withers blew through my Obsidian

      @AverageFrenchPerson@AverageFrenchPerson2 жыл бұрын

  • 'I GAVE YOU THAT BOOK *THREE MONTHS AGO* PHIL' favourite part of the video.

    @EllyAnim1954@EllyAnim19542 жыл бұрын

  • “Do you suck or-“ “You can’t start those kind of sentences and stop there dream” My exact thoughts lmao

    @kat-Artz@kat-Artz2 жыл бұрын

    • "Do you suck or" has 2 meanings 1) he's bad 2) you know the 2nd one

      @NJKAZ2015@NJKAZ20152 жыл бұрын

    • @@NJKAZ2015 *(insert lenny face here)*

      @yozora6636@yozora66362 жыл бұрын

    • @@MrJohn0fficial get lost bot

      @-JackFrost-@-JackFrost-2 жыл бұрын

    • 1:38

      @donuts564@donuts5642 жыл бұрын

    • О

      @lightbreaker6875@lightbreaker68752 жыл бұрын

  • Honestly I get so much joy when he goes “Startingggg the streammmm”

    @dylanshaffer7360@dylanshaffer73602 жыл бұрын

    • a big shot of dopamine

      @catnpizza@catnpizza2 жыл бұрын

    • Who doesn't get joy

      @SlenderGuy@SlenderGuy2 жыл бұрын

    • Too long

      @Hero10_@Hero10_2 жыл бұрын

    • its like an 8 vein of diamond happy juice

      @johnkyleibeas8552@johnkyleibeas85522 жыл бұрын

    • Fr

      @xaltynub@xaltynub2 жыл бұрын

  • 17:33 the best moment when quackity thought he can kill techno, but he forgot Technoblade never dies. Kiddo quackity 😂😂

    @Arthr0@Arthr02 жыл бұрын

  • 1:35 Dream: “I was abo, I was about to ask do you suck o wait OK DUDE HOW DO YOU WHISTLE Techno: WHAT Dream: *kettle laugh intensifies* Techno: WHAT Techno: *WHAT*

    @spenhunter3592@spenhunter35922 жыл бұрын

  • Philz’s miss-reading the will as “3 months” instead of “3 days” is one funny excuse to hide the fact that techno wasn’t feeling too well at the time 👍 props to writing that in that’s clever

    @lolcandyyy@lolcandyyy2 жыл бұрын

    • Sad-ist writes dreamsmp lore i think

      @Evil_Aura@Evil_Aura2 жыл бұрын

    • @@Evil_Aura pretty sure they don’t, I think Wilbur does the script idk but it’s def not sadist

      @-.mune.-@-.mune.-2 жыл бұрын

    • @@-.mune.- wilbur used to make the lore, now its techno

      @stephenfontanilla@stephenfontanilla2 жыл бұрын

    • @@-.mune.-ok

      @Evil_Aura@Evil_Aura2 жыл бұрын

    • @@Evil_Aura sad-ist doesn’t write lore I’m almost certain but she does do such a great job with animations the way she writes things end up being considered canonical

      @jenkohr@jenkohr2 жыл бұрын

  • “Anyways, lore” … “Dream, how’s the punching going?” The very best lore, might I say.

    @oddlyblue_@oddlyblue_2 жыл бұрын

    • Here before 300 likes lol

      @ahmedkiwan1775@ahmedkiwan17752 жыл бұрын

    • Pucnhing obsidian is healthy for ur hands.

      @Marijus1977@Marijus19772 жыл бұрын

    • @@Marijus1977especially if you have mining fatigue.

      @Dog-um1rz@Dog-um1rz2 жыл бұрын

    • @@Dog-um1rz 🤣

      @Marijus1977@Marijus19772 жыл бұрын

    • @@ahmedkiwan1775 before 900

      @wheal2825@wheal28252 жыл бұрын

  • Who still watch his video after he dead.all i want to say if we want to remember him,just remember his funny video that make us laugh

    @xmonsterrxg6022@xmonsterrxg6022 Жыл бұрын

  • "you have NOTHING on your side at this point" **laughs in Syndicate**

    @sardsvib@sardsvib2 жыл бұрын

  • I like how they incorporated Techno's absence into the plot like it was how things were supposed to go on the SMP, instead of it being because of the news Techno recently received in real life slowing things down substantially for a bit (for very valid reasons).

    @Miss_Palindrome@Miss_Palindrome2 жыл бұрын

    • He's literally been stuck in prison with dream bud for the last couple months since last lore stream

      @momcommander42@momcommander422 жыл бұрын

    • Of course techno is so epic

      @m_artroom@m_artroom2 жыл бұрын

    • @@averysmith7004 He’s writing as if it were the canon way

      @daobabyish@daobabyish2 жыл бұрын

    • cancer

      @Mas-cm6cy@Mas-cm6cy2 жыл бұрын

    • @@bruhbruhhighqualityvideos4701 you don’t even have videos

      @diamondryan599@diamondryan5992 жыл бұрын

  • I was hoping Techno would bring up that killing the friend of Necromancer is about as effective as snorting salt to get rid of a hangover.

    @shadowofhawk55@shadowofhawk552 жыл бұрын

    • Love ur pfp I loved Beast Wars

      @V1sr.vsp7330@V1sr.vsp73302 жыл бұрын

    • @@V1sr.vsp7330 Thanks. Just changed it today actually, originally it was Guts from Berserk but I wanted to come across as unbiased for a video I just posted. And Dinobot is the Baddest Motherfrelling Cybertronian the Transformers Multiverse has ever seen so I felt I should show that.

      @shadowofhawk55@shadowofhawk552 жыл бұрын

    • @SIR. Fronos well damn 💀

      @cxtrusss@cxtrusss2 жыл бұрын

    • @SIR. Fronos Nah. Me enjoying GGO and Goblin Slayer is what makes me a weeb. Berserk is just one of those things that transcend labels and borders.

      @shadowofhawk55@shadowofhawk552 жыл бұрын

    • @@shadowofhawk55 Berserk is *built* diffrent

      @KumaPawha@KumaPawha2 жыл бұрын

  • Bro when he teleported I was like WHAT

    @The_MM2817@The_MM28172 жыл бұрын

  • one of the best streams of him

    @lunnarisAlive@lunnarisAlive10 күн бұрын

  • “When you killed me, did you think I would just forget about it?” “ I mean, yeah, kinda.”

    @loopsy3141@loopsy31412 жыл бұрын

    • Not everyone buries their emotions techno

      @meganmongare8577@meganmongare85772 жыл бұрын

    • lol

      @sakuragroup6761@sakuragroup67612 жыл бұрын

    • XD

      @freebya1@freebya12 жыл бұрын

    • lol

      @10dvvks.d.r.tharun15@10dvvks.d.r.tharun152 жыл бұрын

  • It feels like the rest are sometimes trying to stay in character by fixating on ideas without really thinking them through, and then Technoblade shows up and just uses basic logic to punch giant holes in everything they say. It's amazing

    @an_oracle@an_oracle2 жыл бұрын

    • counterpoint, it is very im character for him to do that

      @rain596@rain5962 жыл бұрын

    • @@rain596 These can both be true at once

      @an_oracle@an_oracle2 жыл бұрын

    • @an Oracle ikr its what makes his character so amazing

      @ashayoclemons6508@ashayoclemons65082 жыл бұрын

    • I mean He wrote the script

      @CH--LeNangucTri@CH--LeNangucTri2 жыл бұрын

    • I agree. Lost interest in the smp when everyone started having their own tragic story or becoming evil without much reason.

      @tylerhawley4012@tylerhawley40122 жыл бұрын

  • I still come back to rewatch these every few weeks and it never ceases to amuse me, rest in peace technoblade

    @quadratechofficial@quadratechofficial6 ай бұрын

    • was rewatching and noticed dream has a little purple ribbon on his avatar. lovely little gesture of support

      @publicenemyno.1178@publicenemyno.1178Ай бұрын

  • Phil is canonically illiterate.

    @hadleysears1015@hadleysears10152 жыл бұрын

  • 17:58 "I gave you that book! THREEEEEE MONTHS AGO, PHIL-!" I loved that moment.

    @papersparrow899@papersparrow8992 жыл бұрын

  • Phil and Techno laughing at Edward Meanwhile Quackity be like: What the- WHERE THE HELL DID HE GO!?!

    @alaritheaurora5971@alaritheaurora59712 жыл бұрын

    • HAHAHA

      @veroniperl7857@veroniperl78572 жыл бұрын

    • Quackity must be SO pissed

      @CaspiDrako@CaspiDrako2 жыл бұрын

    • @Dream 🅥 pffff , ur not fooling any1

      @yvesschretlen9005@yvesschretlen90052 жыл бұрын

    • Yes you are sooo real

      @Inf3rnoDrag0n@Inf3rnoDrag0n2 жыл бұрын

    • @Dream 🅥 he is just a bot

      @jessicasanchez9136@jessicasanchez91362 жыл бұрын

  • I found out how to tame withers, so first u put an obsidian cage at bedrock, then use a glitch to break bedrock, lead a cow in the hole, and attach it to a fence. Then cover up the bedrock hole with obsidian, it will tame the wither. Then when u want to set the wither free kill the cow (Like so techno can see)

    @imlaughingYT@imlaughingYT2 жыл бұрын

  • I love seeing 24 year old people just playing minecraft and screaming

    @user-ww2gb5se5i@user-ww2gb5se5i2 жыл бұрын

  • “In my defense it was really funny” that explains about everything technoblade has done.

    @tesstempert4065@tesstempert40652 жыл бұрын

    • this is also me when

      @evolvedbread1370@evolvedbread13702 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @kailashchandyadav7696@kailashchandyadav76962 жыл бұрын

    • Bakugou

      @Nfjjkekbbxbzjs@Nfjjkekbbxbzjs2 жыл бұрын

    • @@Nfjjkekbbxbzjs yes

      @UchihaItachi-vb8mg@UchihaItachi-vb8mg2 жыл бұрын

    • In the Thumbnail He Like he Sucks

      @godxgaming2758@godxgaming27582 жыл бұрын

  • It’s so heart warming to see Dream and Phil wearing a purple bow

    @abroschinsky5730@abroschinsky57302 жыл бұрын

    • Definitely noticed their ❤️Technosupport❤️

      @heatherreadsreddit8579@heatherreadsreddit85792 жыл бұрын

    • yea it's from the last mcc

      @anaalina5964@anaalina59642 жыл бұрын

    • yea :"))

      @MOTHHMAN@MOTHHMAN2 жыл бұрын

    • i thought dream just started to drool and that was his saliva.

      @snuker650@snuker6502 жыл бұрын

    • @@snuker650 samee

      @pzlhavoc9659@pzlhavoc96592 жыл бұрын

  • Technoblade: Rat is the worst name on dogs Badboyhalo:

    @iigamingplayz8451@iigamingplayz8451 Жыл бұрын

  • Techno: so uh yeah we got visited by God so yeah that's pretty cool 👍

    @GB2_grady@GB2_grady5 ай бұрын

  • Quackity: "I HAVE A PICKAXE AND I'LL PUT IT THROUGH YOURE TEETH" Techo: *Adios*

    @jamisondaking3668@jamisondaking36682 жыл бұрын

    • Oi

      @reginathelma1334@reginathelma13342 жыл бұрын

    • techo

      @Cheekseen@Cheekseen2 жыл бұрын

    • Your*

      @proto930@proto9302 жыл бұрын

    • I hope techno gives quackity another dental appointment

      @pathologyferrets6564@pathologyferrets65642 жыл бұрын

    • Wait...why does dream and philza have some weird blue l''''l shaped thingy on their left shoulder

      @bananacat942@bananacat9422 жыл бұрын

  • It's so funny that Phil was like "Techno's schedule is wack, so I bet he meant three months."

    @youtubesresidentfbiagent8735@youtubesresidentfbiagent87352 жыл бұрын

    • Definitely

      @LittleDoggy@LittleDoggy2 жыл бұрын

    • Hi fbi

      @supity4867@supity48672 жыл бұрын

    • Fbi

      @avaborho4646@avaborho46462 жыл бұрын

    • FBI!!!

      @BobTheBlobSlime@BobTheBlobSlime2 жыл бұрын

    • Hey can you stop stalking me lol, "just a joke"

      @drkdark-_-2747@drkdark-_-27472 жыл бұрын

  • Techno starts uploading Subscribers: DING DING DING DING

    @gl1tch659@gl1tch6592 жыл бұрын

  • The " I GAVE YOU THAT BOOK THREE MONTHS AGO" sounds like thunder

    @arnoviktor@arnoviktor2 жыл бұрын

  • Why is nobody talking about how godly that dog is, it lived as a quiet kid and died as a legend.

    @narchy8176@narchy81762 жыл бұрын

    • Idk i just thought of it -_-

      @michelle_yurii6560@michelle_yurii65602 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao true

      @yogurtRat@yogurtRat2 жыл бұрын

    • it didn’t die

      @thehoneycr33per@thehoneycr33per2 жыл бұрын

    • @@thehoneycr33per Watch Sam’s stream.

      @heatherreadsreddit8579@heatherreadsreddit85792 жыл бұрын

    • @@thehoneycr33per It died

      @ungamer6241@ungamer62412 жыл бұрын

  • Techno: 'I've found the perfect ally!" The ally: *can not read* Techno: *gets stuck in prison with a manipulative villain for three months* Techno: "Alright, that one's on me"

    @lenaschiettecatte3592@lenaschiettecatte35922 жыл бұрын

    • @Dream 🅥 ur not even real dream ._.

      @James-qm8wr@James-qm8wr2 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah but dream is still a cool character. Its interesting how the whole server turned against him yet techno and Will still respect him. I wonder before he got locked up if he had their possessions or not..

      @folznashna@folznashna2 жыл бұрын

    • but is dream the villain?

      @inbarin_real@inbarin_real2 жыл бұрын

    • @@folznashna he did it himself and techno is in the same position as him it's basically the enemy of my enemy is my friend thing

      @fort2558@fort25582 жыл бұрын

    • @@inbarin_real depends on which pov do you watch the most. He did blow up a country

      @alex2005z@alex2005z2 жыл бұрын

  • Launching Missiles At Orphans

    @mrchicken9654@mrchicken96542 жыл бұрын

  • escaping prison is like defeating l'manburg: *its just too easy*

    @bedwarschaos4472@bedwarschaos44722 жыл бұрын

  • Technoblade : "why would I say 3 months? Is my streaming schedule that bad, that I can disappear for 3 months?" Literally all of his subscribers: "YES"

    @blank6372@blank63722 жыл бұрын

    • he has cancer

      @thegogglesfam352@thegogglesfam3522 жыл бұрын

    • @@thegogglesfam352 we’re aware. But even before then his schedule was very bad XD

      @firedragonbri547@firedragonbri5472 жыл бұрын

    • yes that was the joke

      @mawile8329@mawile83292 жыл бұрын

    • @Gurtman PT c'mon bruh

      @shauryarathore1953@shauryarathore19532 жыл бұрын

  • Phil's old age is deliberately canon now. He mistakes hearing technoblade saying "3 days" to "3 months"

    @bam5246@bam52462 жыл бұрын

    • He doesn't age technically

      @pokyscissors3682@pokyscissors36822 жыл бұрын

    • Read my name......iajssjbsbs

      @account6530@account65302 жыл бұрын

    • CANON

      @dont_know_my_name@dont_know_my_name2 жыл бұрын

    • eh?

      @tishector5430@tishector54302 жыл бұрын

    • @@pokyscissors3682 exactly, he’s a soul reaper, and they don’t age, he’s over 200 years old (yes I’m talking about bleach which is an anime)

      @zerocats1@zerocats12 жыл бұрын

  • this will never be forgetted

    @celinhooliveira3716@celinhooliveira3716 Жыл бұрын

  • Miss the Streams fly high techno

    @margaritagraham674@margaritagraham674 Жыл бұрын

  • Techno: What’s the difference between these two *words?* (days, months) Philza: They’re the same *word.*

    @itz_fuyumi-chan1556@itz_fuyumi-chan15562 жыл бұрын

    • Months = Days Philza: They are synonymous

      @gaboskiee7171@gaboskiee71712 жыл бұрын

    • That's a good one

      @davidandrs3535@davidandrs35352 жыл бұрын

    • OMG lol this came up on a technoblade meme compilation but in the actual meme template-

      @itz_fuyumi-chan1556@itz_fuyumi-chan15562 жыл бұрын

    • @@itz_fuyumi-chan1556 Nice

      @davidandrs3535@davidandrs35352 жыл бұрын

  • Quackity: Let's call it rat Techno: That's a terrible name for a dog BadBoyHalo: 👁👄👁

    @mischievousmarker6616@mischievousmarker66162 жыл бұрын

    • BAHAHHAAHA

      @marianaleaver8999@marianaleaver89992 жыл бұрын

    • yes, that was the joke, congratulations for figuring it out.

      @LuvvKyson@LuvvKyson2 жыл бұрын

    • @@LuvvKyson exactly , people get likes for repeating something in the stream 😐👍 like bro, good job ??

      @minejace1948@minejace19482 жыл бұрын

    • @@LuvvKyson So Bad’s dog is terrible? I don’t get it

      @VincentKellen@VincentKellen2 жыл бұрын

    • @@VincentKellen bbh call his dog “rat” becuz when he shave his dog’s fur, lucy(bbh dog) looks like a rat

      @iyaahiyaahyo@iyaahiyaahyo2 жыл бұрын

  • Like fil and techno's friendship

    @coolgamingyt3134@coolgamingyt31342 жыл бұрын

  • The thumbnail is always the best

    @zikchrome4239@zikchrome42392 жыл бұрын

  • “In my defense it would have be funny” Your honor in my clients defense, it would have been hilarious

    @Hadalamehandle@Hadalamehandle2 жыл бұрын

    • Read my name.......aqaq

      @account6530@account65302 жыл бұрын

  • Chaotic moment: "Everyone starts the stream" Technoblade: "This is the time when I end the stream"

    @QcL.@QcL.2 жыл бұрын

    • XD

      @comejak3618@comejak36182 жыл бұрын

    • This is what you call "That time before the MC kills everyone" a.k.a. a cliffhanger 🔥

      @user-td5ye3jm4h@user-td5ye3jm4h2 жыл бұрын

    • 500'th like POG!

      @SergeantJoeMama@SergeantJoeMama2 жыл бұрын

    • @@account6530 no

      @kiwenmanisuno@kiwenmanisuno2 жыл бұрын

    • XD

      @gravi8501@gravi85012 жыл бұрын

  • After 1 year i still watch this but it is what is is 😢😭 *R.I.P*

    @AverageMurderDrones_Fan@AverageMurderDrones_Fan Жыл бұрын

  • Rewatching his old videos gives me good memories. You will be missed. Rest In Peace big guy.

    @j.xliane.kiiimm111@j.xliane.kiiimm111 Жыл бұрын

  • "because i'm in a good mood today" Proceeds to yell like a child

    @IkaraPopsicle@IkaraPopsicle2 жыл бұрын

    • We have 2 children in the smp: quackity and Tommy

      @aliciatyson2561@aliciatyson25612 жыл бұрын

    • What a good little boy! LMAO

      @betterdosomethin@betterdosomethin2 жыл бұрын

    • @@account6530 if I ride your name quack I rech many sob

      @Kuljeskelen@Kuljeskelen2 жыл бұрын

    • Wouldn't wanna se his bad mood then

      @SnooLuna@SnooLuna2 жыл бұрын

  • " You killed me, and you think that i was just forget about it?" Techno: *Enjoying the Potato*

    @yay29823@yay298232 жыл бұрын

    • Underrated (I was first to comment)

      @BenG394@BenG3942 жыл бұрын

    • Read my name.......auahsjab

      @account6530@account65302 жыл бұрын

    • Potato

      @justdanig@justdanig2 жыл бұрын

    • But it was a potato not bread

      @elfpoo3447@elfpoo34472 жыл бұрын

    • heh

      @BenG394@BenG3942 жыл бұрын

  • Started watching this before my dog was put down and now I’m watching it after Thank you for just being you Techno you make me so happy in the worst times

    @iAmTheOreo69@iAmTheOreo692 жыл бұрын

  • I just love his thumbnails

    @chonke796@chonke7962 жыл бұрын

  • 17:55 Phil : "You said 3 mo- omg, you said 3 days" Dementia : *"MY MACHINATIONS LAY UNDETECTED FOR YEARS !"*

    @X-SPONGED@X-SPONGED2 жыл бұрын

    • xD

      @aana4481@aana44812 жыл бұрын

    • un-diagnosed dementia

      @etaung_@etaung_2 жыл бұрын

    • Read my name.....hshs

      @account6530@account65302 жыл бұрын

    • @Benjamin Sigouin I rember

      @user-ji2us3to5p@user-ji2us3to5p2 жыл бұрын

    • Old moment

      @cinarthestartlittlewolt5658@cinarthestartlittlewolt56582 жыл бұрын

  • Everybody: getting sucked into the lore Techno: “well this is where I end stream bYEEEEE”

    @PeerRevue@PeerRevue2 жыл бұрын

    • sadge 😂

      @bosskingxl7508@bosskingxl75082 жыл бұрын

    • Now i understand the pain of getting cockblocked

      @justsomeguywithadogpicture2622@justsomeguywithadogpicture26222 жыл бұрын

    • so professional

      @everyone343@everyone3432 жыл бұрын

    • @@fridaynightfunkinhomepage6862 get lost bot

      @-JackFrost-@-JackFrost-2 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr? He hates us.🐙

      @oceanethesmilingoctopus@oceanethesmilingoctopus2 жыл бұрын

  • Okay- I just started watching the video and I love the “bRuHhHHhH, BRuuHHHHH

    @lix3io351@lix3io3512 жыл бұрын

  • technoblade:c'mon dream. its just a million pieces of obsidian with your mining fatigue fists while i watch and do nothing. I DONT SEE A WAY THIS CAN BACKFIRE

    @TheFamousRedPro-PVP@TheFamousRedPro-PVP5 ай бұрын

  • "I could dramatically climb this,or I can right click" Qoute of the year

    @ahmedkiwan1775@ahmedkiwan17752 жыл бұрын

    • This comment will blow up

      @eyhswu@eyhswu2 жыл бұрын

    • Time stamp ?

      @kingrazine1579@kingrazine15792 жыл бұрын

    • @@kingrazine1579 34:42

      @ahmedkiwan1775@ahmedkiwan17752 жыл бұрын

    • yes

      @theboi4554@theboi45542 жыл бұрын

    • @@eyhswu rip it started dying

      @ahmedkiwan1775@ahmedkiwan17752 жыл бұрын

  • damn, i had this in my watch later... miss ya, king

    @Mallowetta@Mallowetta Жыл бұрын

  • July 2022 gang? rip techno

    @xfonkiewonkie320@xfonkiewonkie320 Жыл бұрын

    • Augast 1 gang??

      @arhamandaghar@arhamandaghar Жыл бұрын

  • Quackity: You think I was just going to forget about you killing me? Techno: Uh, that was the hope, Yea.

    @imaginator2635@imaginator26352 жыл бұрын

    • Read my name......aųsjnsnsna

      @account6530@account65302 жыл бұрын

  • "If he kills me, and my best friend is a necromancer...doesn't that just work out?"

    @brockmckelvey7327@brockmckelvey73272 жыл бұрын

    • @@account6530 no, just No

      @gaychainsaw646@gaychainsaw6462 жыл бұрын

    • @Strange red dot he's bullying a bot

      @jetsflyingoffatrain4338@jetsflyingoffatrain43382 жыл бұрын

  • Edwards: notice me

    @galaxyfilms1853@galaxyfilms18532 жыл бұрын

  • Alright lets wait another 4 months

    @leiaagorillatag@leiaagorillatag2 жыл бұрын
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