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#Minecraft is a game about breaking and placing blocks, developed by Mojang.
Minecraft: minecraft.net/
Music:
Wayne Jones - Mr. Sunny Face
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Rainbow Road
Strauss - Blue Danube
#PhoenixSC #Memes
5:18 HE BETTER FIX THAT HOTBAR RN MAN OR ELSE
Waltuh
OMG I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT. ARRRRGGHH...
I noticed, but my brain didn't really register it xD
I see the time stamp. I click it. I see fish. "Oh that's not so bad" *looks again* "OH DEAR GOD NO!!!"
@@PhoenixSCbro! You can play minecraft on a 100 dollar calculator😅
3:53 you fools...steve was probably using stone pickaxes to not reduce the durability on his actual pickaxe, while the man above was carelessy mining away dirt and stone, wasting his durability
I use stone pick to mine stone and iron pickaxe for other minerals.
This is better than throwing them away
he’s just going back home to grab his iron pickaxe
Oh my, you're right!
@@mikk.t.7824 I only use stone until I'm swimming in enough iron to not have to care about burning through iron picks anymore If I ever played long enough to amass a fortune of diamond, I'd eventually probably switch to only using it
1:56 I actually just learned about this a few hours ago. You can equip armor on villagers using a dispenser, and if you have thorns on that armor, the villager will be able to kill you, giving you a rare death message.
Isn't that message "[person with too much time on their hands] was pricked to death while trying to hurt [whatever you put thorns armour on]"?
Not on bedrock edition @@michaelmann7816
@@michaelmann7816who hurt you
@@Cashlost2the wandering trader
Just checked it. Wouldn't work with the wandering trader because he can't be equipped with armor, but for villagers it gives out the message "*username* was killed while trying to harm Villager"
4:52 the frozen zombie is from minecraft dungeons, and the furnace golem is from minecraft earth.
Huh. I just assumed that those mobs were from mods. I bet it’s pulling its data from a general Minecraft wiki list of mobs that includes all of the side games.
Oh, interesting
rip minecraft earth
Yet another reason to stop using Fandom Wiki
2:11 the coordination is crazy
Nomis180 was stung to death
And satisfying
look at that one glass pane
@@michaelbarcroft1485thank you
Gg to that group of steves
I was expecting the guy to drop the house on the ground and it would magically appear, but having a group of Steves build it for him is top Notch. At least he did do that with the boat lol
Top Notch huh
I was expecting him to become the house
The subreddit is slowly turning into yet another r/BatmanArkham.
@@victoralexandervinkenes9193"yeah... Im steve"
I can’t unsee the missing block in the build lol
USS Phoenix (SSN-702), a Los Angeles-class submarine, was the fifth ship of the United States Navy to be named "Phoenix" and the third to be named after the city, Phoenix, Arizona (the first two were named after the mythological bird).
Phoenix, South Carolina
@@Henrex2000Indeed (I live in South Carolina)
USS Peenix when?
USS Fudrucker's
USS Gyatt
2:07 The echo of the eating sound is a mere glimpse of the satisfaction to come...
PROUD TO BE FILIPINO 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
@@Philippines1943 Ok I get it. You're filipino, and i'm filipino too. but please, shut up.
Mojang really is delusional thinking people will pay 3,30 when theres way better mods just for free / cheaper
Yeah it’s just Minecraft cashing in and manipulating bedrock players
1:28 they used Stable Diffusion AI to create the image at the end with the Minecraft logo as sort of a guide. Once the last image is created, scale down the resolution/pixelate the last picture then you’ve got the in-between images. Hopefully that makes sense.
there is an online easily accesible version called illusion diffusion that does all that in one go
For those wondering at 0:52 it's referencing a very *special* Redstone contraption, so ignore the fact it's a blue sheep and cherry boat specifically
I still have no idea what it's supposed to mean
@@runstarhomer2754 my closest guess is some sorta sex machine involving the sheep
@runstarhomer2754 good for you
@@runstarhomer2754 Ignorance is bliss
looked it up, it's a machine that fucks mobs
2:01 finally, affordable housing
PROUD TO BE FILIPINO 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
5:06 I sure am glad that he's in there and we're out here
And I just remembered we're out here
@@superepicdudemccraft5076 And we’re out here and- he’s the sheriff! And we’re out here-
And that he's the sheriff and that we're frozen out here and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here. What I wanna know is, where's the zombie?
Watch as I swooce right in!
🥴 🚬 🤌
7:10 beehive of doom, how the beehives breaking whole server down? That awkward and so buzz-are
what
@@vicentearnabal what what?
@@Retro_foxxwhat what what
@@deny_all_spades what what what what?
What what what what what?
i swear these videos are made more than once a month
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4:33 this is geniually terrifying
PROUD TO BE FILIPINO 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
@@Philippines1943ok Philippines you're the boss
@@Philippines1943stop spaming
6:57 DylanMC Strikes again
He needs to stop stealing videos
FR BRO HE IS SO ANNOYING
every time i hear phoenix sc say "yes, it's that time of the month again" I always assume he's gonna say he's on his period.
It is like his period
@@SusDoctor it IS his period
PROUD TO BE FILIPINO 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
This is just so wrong
@@taradevi-sp8bx PROUD TO BE FILIPINO 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
Honestly my entire life I never thought the totem had crossed arms. I thought the wings were the arms and still see it like that
PROUD TO BE FILIPINO 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
To me, it has always looked like Homer Simpson's head with big ears.
It looked the same how u described it staticlama
Wait it has wings?
2:10 ok but that was actually so smooth what
genuinely so impressive
PROUD TO BE FILIPINO 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
@@Philippines1943let the turks do their thing brah 😒
3:29 it wont spawn since there's another block next to it
PROUD TO BE FILIPINO 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
@@Philippines1943 ok have a nice day
6:41 Can i beat minecraft before i get kicked out of walmart (or wherever this is)?
Looks like a gas station Edit: maybe not since there’s a bunch of bags next to the checkout lol, doesn’t look like any Walmart I’ve seen tho
I have never seen a gas station with self checkouts@@snakeeatingapringle0
unironically sounds like a great video idea
@@snakeeatingapringle0i just said walmart because that is what first came to mind. now that i think about it, that doesn't look like a walmart
7-11
8:15 mace + hoe = hammer and sickle, we're getting communism in minecraft??
and he didnt even notice
SOYUZ NERUSHIMIY OF HOES AND MACES
I saw something else in that...
Actually, Minecraft is communist by default. Capitalism would only work on hardcore mode or with mods/commands/plugins.
@@OnionTheSquid what did you see?
0:53 OHHH I get it! They all are animated! The piston moves, the end rod has glowing particles coming off of it, the boat has oars that move, and the sheep has limbs that move!
Yeah sure buddy
5:59 the game here is garry's mod with minecraft addons to make it look like minecraft
You're right
I was gonna say that
peenix doesnt know what a cow is
I think it's a refrence to PewDiePie cow
When he started playing Minecraft
0:38 love how the eating noise implies the player isn't drinking the water, but eating the bucket
0:58 those 4 blocks represent age. For eg:moss often indicates abondonment which in turn means its old. Wooden trapdoors were used a lot in ancient times.
It is that time of the month again, and I love that time of the month again.
But what if that time of the month coincides with that time of the month? Do you still love the time of the month then?
that just dont sound right 😭
not unless you're female
6:43 most self checkout machines are running windows 10, I work with them, you could play Minecraft on them it would just have touch controls
Lol your luck if you got win 10, the ones I see still have win vista lol
@@Nomis180FRRR 💀🙏🙏
3:02 Finally guys, Minecraft battle pass
It was only a matter of time... 😞
Only took 7 years longer than expected
😂
Fortcraft
minecraft market pass i got a dirty block of grass booting up my pc cuz i need need to get that minecraft market pass
2:45 Its signed by Steve and Alex I cant 💀💀
Hmmmm, indeed!
Hmmmmmm...
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…..
it is that time of the month again
I have slept long enough
The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name…
2:30 omg i would love a mod like that minus the tnt
It comes with the TNT. Take it or leave it.
6:24 did not expect to see kana in a phoenixsc video of all things
6:30 this brought to my attention of HOW TALL STEVE IS. Its freaky as heck
He's like what, 5' 8"? 180 cm?
@@rheatinacreatishia7636 HOLY-
2:00 is so well synchronised and choreographed that it makes me wonder whether those are real players or bots with pre programmed moved. Either way, that's incredibly impressive.
pre programmed bots lol, ty
@@Nomis180 You must have spent a billion hours on pre programming those bots. How did you do it?
@@artemis_furrson I record myself for each, and just need to make sure I plan well to make it look good lol.
4:01 they got community noted lol
About their own game !
7:04 Great is Dylan stealing from Peenix too?
Phoenix it's midnight 😭
🤓☝️ “Well he actually lives in Australia, so the time is different for him!”
It's morning
Well why are you watching it at that time?
@@kaiotrem358 Stayed up late watching a movie, got the notification before I fell asleep
Ahhhhhhh it is midnight
1:17 phoenix **huuuhueeæh**
5:33 Bro took "balls of emerald" too seriously
4:39 the Enderman extinction event colourised
The only time Ai should be used for image stuff 1:15
2:10 construction robots be like
5:17 why is the hotbar indicator in the middle?
Because there are 10 hotbar slots
yes
3:41 Totem of Mewing
0:50 has got to be the most random thing I have ever seen, a light source, *Eugene,* a rideable entity, and a redstone component. None of those go together that well
bro doesn't know about the secret contraption
Nobody tell them
@@content9593 - What the actual fuck does Pride Month have to do with anything here?
@@content9593 iun even know what this means
T@@content9593 that is random
5:25 I'm surprised he didn't point out the strange hotbar
0:44 Is this loss?
Yup
yeah 😭
What does it mean
@@trp it's an old meme that is weirdly popular in the mc community, more specifically to phoenix's fanbase
@@trp long story. It's an infamous webcomic becoming ragebait becoming dank meme becoming abstracted to the point of losing all meaning. You'll spend 2 hours peeling away the layers of this onion, only to find out the core has long since rotten away.
5:59 - Based on the lighting and camera sprite, I assume it's Garry's Mod. With a few Minecraft related add-ons. Such as the map being a Minecraft-ified version of "gm_bigcity" A somewhat popular Minecraft block SWEP that allows you to actually build stuff. A Minecraft weapon SWEP which is where the sword came from. And the most complex of all, the HUD replacement. Changes the standard Half Life 2 HUD with one that mimics Minecraft. Your weapon select is the hotbar, your health / armor is health and armor (Who could've guessed?), and the experience bar is probably ammunition for your equipped weapon. The number is how much you have in total, the bar is how much you have in your magazine, it's 0 since the sword has no ammo.
2:11 Steve found out that he is 10% Mexican
Being a hard worker is a Mexican stereotype?
nah hes amish
@@Sigma_Male_Anti_Female Yeah its a stereotype that mexican workers are hard working and work in big groups...could be worse ig
Maybe all Minecraft characters are Mexican.
"Casa"dilla 🏠 Quesadilla 🌯
5:47 this has been a known bedrock glitch for a while you can make a aether portal with it
7:50 I have literally the same on every Java server
3:58, how does no one realise that's an Iron pickaxe not a stone pickaxe
and before anyone comment's that I'm wrong about this I'm not. take a look at the minecraft wiki
Are you colour blind
i know its iron pickaxe but its like a bit darker because of the low light.
0:50 apparently boats are blocks 4:00 why are they mining dirt with a pickaxe?
0:50 once they are placed they become entities (does that count as a mob?)
@@dinhero21yes but it says "mob" not "mobs"
The sheep is obviously a block smh
pheonix doesnt know what cows are?
What’s a cow?
On bedrock cows are killing machine
6:35 why is it mario kart music
3:46 '99% of gamblers leave before they hit big'
Playing Minecraft on a SAMSUNG DISK PHONE is so cool.
it's a samsung duos
waoh, smasnug
tbh there were a ton of java minecraft clones, even better looking than the one shown in the video
5:13 are we not gonna talk about the hot bar...
2:20 half a window even though it should connect
how did you see it😂
@@BRWABOMB idk just observant
6:15 Minecraft anime theme song
It’s Mario kart 8 rainbow road dude
@@funneldude Oh, okay, thanks for telling me.
2:20 them Steves are fast
0:15 Samsung phones of that era had Java and there were many compatible games you could sideload onto it. Minecraft is Java Somebody probably made it from scratch, but it showcases the problem with PE/Bedrock... The solution was already there, Minecraft was already on a almost most platform agnostic language out there... all you needed is JVM.
5:01 Didn't specify only regular minecraft, so it included spinoff game mobs
5:08 there are ten item slots-
3:14 We now have the Minecraft version of Fortnite's Vbux, Dances, and Battlepass
Fortnite battle pass
5:30 Idk how to react.
i dont get it :(
@@KeeboReebo . _ _ _ / \ | | | | | | | | | | _ _ _ | | _ _ _ / \ / \ | | | |
You never should
@@owblast7482 just fucking tell me, i dont care if its sexual
@@KeeboReeboD I C K
I'm Mine... and I'm Craft... THE MINECRAFT BROTHERS
playing minecraft so much that you dont know what a real life cow is.. damn. 5:56
The worlds finally gone to shit when this man stops uploading
AT 7:20 THATS MY REALM AND WE STILL HAVENT FIXED IT
Proof? What's da code
The bees are too strong
why do it break the server tho
If y'all stop griefing the bee's home, then they wouldn't have a reason to crash the server in the first place!!!
8:12 peenix climax
I love when it's that time of the month again
6:02 Garry’s Mod.
5:06 Its a mob from minecraft dungeons dlc
Wait Minecraft dungeons has dlcs?
@@fruity4820the snow one
2:10 steve 1: we can finally take a break! steve 2: wait, this player ate another house.
6:15 the fact I recognize the game that anime chick on the right is made on (and potentially this whole animation as a whole) is a clear sign my sanity has gone through the floor into the deepest depths of hell
3:36 maybe instead of arms its pointed ears
7:22 Crazy time stop glitch 💀 😢 🥹 🥲 ☠
2:10 lmao I was expecting for him to place it and a house to just appear
2:14 *Home Depo theme intensifies*
4:09 flooding the whole end is actually a chore though, how did bro do that in one sitting
7:17 When someone catches you breaking into their house: 🏠 ☠ 😭 😡
2:05 pov bro lost a bet
I love this time of the month
7:38 the are singing the song of Destruction mean everytime he touches the bee hive the bees crashes the game for revenge or there just buged Don't bug me about this
Basically a Killer queen: bites the dust
I swear this dude has at least 50 videos named "Hmmmmmm..."
I mean that’s the point
The fact that bees can straight up crash the whole realm is crazy
The beehives one was amazing
5:42 i know that glitch too
1:47 Aren't those wings?
Yeah
they're 4 arms
Yah dead villager so he has wing and his arms are together
7:03 yea That's DylanMC who copies everyone Vivilly, Camman, Gerg...
2:00 bro is doing redstone in his hotbar
0:25 Java applet games were incredibly common on those types of phones. Everything ran like crap though. This is indeed just a homebrew someone made. Still pretty neat.
6:56 Going to war be like:
2:00 Damn, structure helper mod for Minecraft? Finally
Thank you for having included my jeb_ dog post. It feels soooooo cool to be in one of your videos, I always watch you while I'm having lunch
they should add an iron ingot or block to the bottom of the mace's crafting recipe to match the texture.