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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
0:08 - Nord
1:22 - Fastest Teacher
3:55 - Fastest Waitress
5:11 - Fastest Interior Designer
7:23 - Fastest Movie Theatre Clerk
9:12 - Fastest Zoo Educator
11:28 - Fastest School Nurse
13:13 - Fastest Telemarketer
14:35 - Fastest Gym Trainer
16:06 - Fastest Nail Salon
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‘what’s the mitochondria’ me, instantly: THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
That’s how I remembered it for my cells quiz
SAME! WE LEARNT THIS BAHA
Dr. Mike taught me that
@@londyswagg8606 Same lol
hello gibi, you're great, would you donate 50 dollars? thank you💜😊💫
Teacher gibi: “How do you do taxes?” The class of ten year olds: *confused crying*
Unrelated but I love your pfp
Me, 22 years old: confused crying
@@gamehackerxs1142 I’ll do you one better, why are taxes
Isn't like multiplied or divided by your income?
@@peachjellow who are taxes, where is taxes
Zoo Educator Gibi is so passive aggressive 😭 i love it
Not really passive aggressive
YOU FORGOT TO CAPITALIZE THE I
@@nicolemyers7319ISTFG 🧍♂️
I love how she does the asmr seriously but adds her own little comedic parts like the “3 paragraph with introduction and conclusion” essay question on the pop quiz! It makes the asmr so much more fun 😆
“ I’m physically incapable of reading anything besides blue or black ink…” My cool 2013 gel pens are sobbing
same- *I BOUGHT 30 FOR A REASON*
@@madzcore *I paid for the entire pack I’m gonna use the entire pack*
Me who has gel pens: 👁👄👁
@@ur_mom4 lmao I made this account when I was 7 and now I can’t change it back😭💀
@@your_local_lactose_intoler824 you can hide your vids and change your profile pic
*Gibi gets the tests back* : "Stop crying" *Gibi as a zoo instructor* : "Please stop screaming"
“I know you’re getting eaten your upset” rolls eyes
*Gibi in a kindergarten* " Stop *breathing* "
@@jacksonkretz8620 hahaha yeah😆
@@dareeltrieseverything288 XD good one
Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaeaaaaaeehehehehhahahahhaha
Mrs. Gibi really went from kindergarten to college in less than a minute and it is so accurate
Let’s appreciate the fact the she can talk so fast without stumbling over her own tongue. 👅🏃♀️
Teacher: "What is the mitochondria?" Every public school kid: *"Long have I waited"*
everyone: “ThE PoWeRhOusE Of CeLl”
@@maxthekeeper5458 Good! Now can you tell me which subject employs mathematical models and abstractions of physical objects and systems to rationalize, explain and predict natural phenomena?
My teacher asked this the other day, I answered with "the powerhouse of the cell" and he said I was wrong then kept on saying I was wrong over and over and absolutely slammed me for it, even though everyone else thought exactly the same. I felt lied to in that moment.
Lol
@@maxthekeeper5458 😭😭
“I’m physically Incapable of reading anything besides blue or black ink” 😭
Plot twist the ink is in RAINBOW 🌈 Edit:and she is doing her job wrong because she can’t read it
I am familiar with that pain way more than I should
Poor Timmy 🤣
@@hostilechicken9801 yeah
She is colorblind to any color but blue or black
I loved the telemarketer! A full video of her slowly realizing she works for a scam would be so funny 😂
I currently have it on loop, my favourite
I used to hate fastest ASMR but now I think it's hilarious
I laughed so hard on the teacher when she said “PUT YOUR CALCULATOR AWAY”😭
Same
shh
There are loads of people in my class that litterally get it out in GEOGRAPHY
👺PUT🙄YOUR👏🏻CALCULATOR😈AWAY💀
@@VictoriaVanoraMusic oop-💀👏🏻
The Nurse: “I’ll give you a bandage and some ice” Me: my leg is obviously broken in half-
School nurses
Bruh that is all the school nurse's
LADY MY LEG IS RIPPED OFF WTF IS ICE GONNA DO
Here's a healing potion
yup thats me
How have you made something as stressful as school so relaxing
Ikrr
She nailed the school nurse! It felt like I was actually at sick bay!
Yasss
"I'm physically incapable of reading anything that isn't black or blue" ACCURATE
Love the pfp :")
@@shoobydooby0 love yours as well dude :,) memento mori brother
Ayyee Memento mori friend :)
Confusion and lots of spiny eyes
@@birchbarks550 memento mori
can we just appreciate that every time she switches the light, and it makes a rainbow and it matches her outfit.
What I really love with this is that it isn’t slow and annoying that makes me want to punch a pillow it’s fast and is actually like real life like a waiter doesn’t go what……….. do ……..you ……want *mouth noises*
Damn, bro, it sounds like ASMR may not be your thing.
@@Resi1ience Nah just certain asmr I prefer realistic 😅
*TIMMY DIDN'T DO HIS HOMEWORK!?!?!* ......................That's okay POP QUIZ!
FAIRY GODPARENTS!!
@@SupahSmashBrotha96 is that a Crocker quote? Because it’s not the name of the show.
@@imsorrythankyouplease7613 Yeah
How come you have only 3 replies
@@pewpewmoomoooo6464 Well now its 5 lol
Gibi: “You can try this fabric!” Me: “oh! I like that one!” Gibi: *gets another fabric* “you hate that last fabric, you hate it” Me: “I hate that last fabric, I absolutely hate it”
Chloe bourgeois and Audrey bourgeois be like:
@@pewpewmoomoooo6464 LMASJSJ YESSSS
😂
@@Cyberpynk 😑
@@XawierM77 did I do something wrong?
I'm so happy to discover this amazing woman. I love her videos. They help me get calm. I don't usually get calm bc of my several issues such as adhd and ocd. Her voice touches my brain and feels amazing. I hope she'll never stop making these kinda beautiful relaxing videos.
The Zookeeper was probably the only enthusiastic teacher I ever met that I didn't hate 😂 Look at the size of those muscles 😮
That teacher is the most scarily accurate thing I've ever seen.
So true
hello gibi, you're great, would you donate 50 dollars? thank you💜😊✨
@@ajam2592 no
@@tetris6067 yes!
@@ajam2592 no
gibi’s mind when she’s showing the interior designs: *“frick, its not focusing.”*
ikr
2nd reply:)
True
Ye
Trueeee
A lot of good humor in this video that went by so fast I almost missed it, and that's what I love about it.
This is my fav role play video for me .... i love this video for ever I listen to this daily
teachers: "pUt yOuR hAnD dOwN, i'll aNsWeR qUeStiOnS aFtEr tHe tEsT" also them after the test: **sees one kid without their hand up but everyone one else has their hand up** no questions? great! and also i accidentally paused at 15:53 and 16:09 wtf 💀 edit: i watched this video again lol
Teacher: “oh I’m sure you did fine stop crying”
@@cloudofw3313 omg fr like i would always have the urge to slap that kid
@@lotusbelle1348 YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I GOT AN A-
"Can anyone guess what the giant anteater eats?" "No, not bananas" 😭💀
Giant ants
Termites
Definitely not responding to this comment since you too have a Yelena pfp👀
@@beanz6958 definitely not responding to tell you nobody gives a shit about that👀
@@maroullis07 dude you fucking killed her damn
The school nurse one was so lovely!…It really relaxed me and she was just so nice!
Man your videos are sick Gibi, it's so iteresting because of how unique.
She's definitely channeling her inner Angelica for the interior designer. Love it
Lmao I knew that section reminded me of somebody!
He**
@@melis.account he?
@@sacredsucc3155 wat
just got done watching her 4th of july video aha
“Can anyone guess what the giant anteater eats?” Me, half asleep: “giant ants”
Gi-ANTS
My throat hurts and when I saw your comment my throat probs died from laughing
I frickin said “eats”
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Me: *mumbles*.. carrot?
i totally love love LOVE this video. this and your Bee movie video are my favorites. now i know why, your background is sooo quiet and it is sooo relaxing and tingly :o
!⏱🫶TIMESTAMPS🫶⏱! 0:00 - 📩Intro✉️ 0:09 - 📺Nord Ad📺 1:22 - 👩🏫Teacher👩🏫 3:55 - 🍝waitress🍝 5:11 - 👩🎨Interior Designer👩🎨 7:23 - 🎥Movie Theater Clerk🎥 9:12 - 🦁Zoo Educator🦁 11:28 - 🩹School Nurse🩹 13:13 - 📴Telemarketer📴 14:35 - 🏋️♂️Gym Trainer🏋️♂️ 16:06 - 💅Nail Saoln💅
There in the description!
tele marketer no sweetie she just scammed her
Gibi is like Barbie, she has like every job on the planet
johnny sins
@@thatblasterkid7114 better than the comment bruh
@@clay6714 damn he beat me to it
LMAO OMG🤣🤣
Even those that don't exist
Me: This is an easy test Gibi: *How do you pay taxes* Me: Dam this elevated quickly
did you? did you made the DAM thing on purpose?
am i the only person who somewhat knows how taxes work as a minor
When she went “ok pass em up, jeez stop crying” 😂 💀
the answer to that question, kids, is the powerhouse of the cell.
Can i ask its A, B, C or D, im learning English
I love the fast ASMRs at work I don’t fall asleep stay entertained and my fidgeting calms because it tricks my brain to thinking I’m fidgeting when I’m not
I came up with some names: Teacher: Amy Waiter: Sarah Interior Designer: Mandy Theater Clerk: Sandy Zoo Educator: Lana Nurse: Gabby Telemarketer: Emily (obviously) Gymnast: Wendy Nail Salon Lady: Natalie
Teacher Gibi: "How do you do taxes?" Me: "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
Lol
tbf mitochondria was one of the questions
Me: whit my PRECIOUS money
I literally work for the irs and I still don’t know how, I just go to a tax lady lol
Nice Brandon Bowen joke lol
Gibi: gives a algebra question Class of 10 year olds: THERE'S LETTERS IN MATH??????
Me 6 years later: OMG I FINALLY FOUND A NUMBER AGAIN IN MATH NO MORE GOD DAMN VARIABLES LMAO
@@deodeo7620 FOR REAL THOUGH
Me after high-school : THERE'S NUMBERS IN MATH???????
@@deodeo7620 Was the number e
👍🙏👍
She makes the most unique asmr
I don’t know if there already is one, but if not we need a full video with the school nurse accent please, it’s so relaxing! Thank you Gibi!
She is now officially closest to barbie: she has literally ever single job possible Edit: OMG THANK U GUYS SO MUCH FOR THE LIKES! THE ONLY AMOUNT OF LIKED I HAD BEFORE WERE 2 LIKES! LOVE U GUYS!
daisy in the back like:
Yep
Female Johnny Sins
@@HatTrick. i swear i've seen you somewhere before but i can't remember where lol
Nah she Mrs. rabbit. (Peppa pig)
No one: Interior designer Gibi: "We can do highschool locker room. I think that really suits your personality"
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
I can't tell if she called us immature or perverts XD
Why did you say no one
Thank you so much for making this video!!
Loved in the teacher skit that the multiple choice answers were the exact same but with the words switched around. Way too accurate 😂😂
“What do you mean you don’t know taxes your just supposed to know” the cold slap of reality.
I never feel so thankful that my school teach me how to calculate tax after reading this
I can’t believe how accurate the zoo educator is especially “can everyone say hello miss Gibi”
Hi
Gibi as a zoo educator gives me the impression that she doesn't like children and as a child myself I don't like them either. Edit:sorry I meant us
@@BrickEaterYes im not a kid but same
The zoo educator is the most true thing I’ve ever seen lol also the kids that say “Elephant!” And “Bananas!”
10:10 BRUH I WAS DYING LAUGHING AT THE AGGRESSIVE 👹ANT👹 eater
16:01 Gibi: "We're gonna end with a little gentle massage." **literally knocks me unconscious**
😏
Oh no
"My stomach hurts, I think I have appendicitis..." Gibi: "Don't worry, just put this pack of ice in your *appendix* "
I love that line lol
XD
I broke my arm, ice
I chopped my head off, ice
That bandaid and ice pack healed my Lyme disease, mono, and appendicitis.
The fastest asmr videos are one of the best videos you made gibi! :)
12:03 YES a band-aid will TOTTALY HELP ME, and so will a FREAKING ICE PACK!!!
Can we all just step back and appreciate how she insults us in a unique ways in all of these?
I would prefer not too I already have a very low self esteem -_-
@@malwadiabhavini Too bad.
@Theoverheavenchicken Exactly what I was thinking 😂😂😂
I’m ur 800th like :)
@@malwadiabhavini yeah most viewers probably do but its still funny
As a former server, you going through all the details of the chefs special and then saying "the chicken fingers?", made me bust out laughing and then start crying
I would too
the server added to much detail one that one special just for them to say “the chicken fingers.” I’m not even a waiter and that was painful
@Brittany Joy Did that ever happen to you?
This actually happened to me- The sever told me a special they had and she explained it with lots of details (It was a fish) but I said I wanted (Basic order), Because i’m allergic to fish. Her face melted when I said I didn’t want the fish-
🥲
“CAN AnYone Guess WHat tHe AntEatEr eaTS” ?!?!
This is great!! Well done 🙏🏻
That face when she said “dining alone tonight?” Gives me nightmares
✋😭🤚
i thought she said "are you dying alone tonight?"
@@avr0ra862 LOL
the fact its not wrong
3:57
Friend: ”so how was the nail salon?” Me: ”well she did them quick, but it was hard to see what she actually did to my nails through all the blood….”
💀
@@miss.arielle oh hi. Your doing the thing for the “cult” as well?
@@ILoveHotMoms_9322 aizen culttttt
@@ILoveHotMoms_9322 hello and yes
@@mynameishannah. yesss I like how all the replies right now are from the Aizen cult lol
You are the only ASMR KZheadr that I watch
Very funny,talented & relaxing Gibi.Thank you so very much for the great effort you put into these videos.
This has a “I procrastinated and now have 3 papers, 2 readings, 8 assignments, and 6 discussion posts due and only 5 hours to do them” vibes.
As someone who is currently procrastinating on schoolwork by watching this video, this comment is just a lil too accurate 🧍🏾♀️
@@TheFruitBowl125 bro you still have school that is sad I had my 8th grade graduation on june 15th
@@kellenchang473 bro we got done in the last day of may
@@kellenchang473 I never end school. I'm homeschooled so I never have a reason to stop.
@@kellenchang473 your still a child that’s sad
Gibi: *talks about chef's special dish* Me: Nah, I'll take the chicken fingers. Gibi: The chicken fingers. Ok. Me: 👀
I love when it goes as planned lol
I love the anteater! They are lovely! 😍
The class pop quiz went from 1st grade to 10th grade THIS ASMR IS AMAZING‼️‼️
fr she really said💀
I love how the zoo keeper is literally scared of the kids
It's more like hatred
@Jackson Tito ya to @Chloe_Playz GG or turtorial: brush him?
aye yo 666 likes
666 likes marker; Thursday September 9th, 4:05PM 2021.
Ya
The teacher skit was amazing and the fact that this went from 1st grade to my freshman year of high school questions and explanations is awesome love that.
I know right🤣
Question 6: How to do taxes? 😂
This is such amazing asmr!
i need an entire gibi video with whatever voice filter she uses for the telemarketer section!
I could only think really agressively: THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL. We don't even learn that here.
Same
Same
Same
Same
Literally sarcastically said “POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL” in my head lmao!!
"Timothy, did you do your homework?... You didn't?" Fastest Demonic Aura...
teacher nen ability...detention
@odzul djordje kecić Are you okay? You seem you be having a life crisis and taking it out on others.
@odzul djordje kecić I can't tell if your serious or joking.... Cuz I love Gibi's content ❤️️ So don't report her man
"What do you mean? You're just supposed to know" that I was such a perfect line, thank you gibi 🤣🤣
8:06 literally me whenever I want popcorn: *extra extra extra extra butter with a side of extra butter*
8:13 THAT SHAKE THO HAHAHA
“Awh i’m sure you did fine.” Literally two seconds later: “Stop crying.” 🤣
lol
Lmao
I ruined the likes, they we're at 777
Huh? That’s weird!
@@Marzhmallowznakii wow just wow
Oh yes, I sure do love my gaming kitchen, cottage-core bathroom, and dark-academia bedroom with my high school locker room
Haha
I want a cottage core kitchen a gaming bathroom and a dark-academia bedroom with my high school locker livening room :)
Ok but I really do want that cottage core bathroom lol
that cost you $800 just for the idea
@@user-fh7ki5bv5x worth every penny.
Is it odd that I work out to asmr cause it keeps me calm😂
The whole teacher thing was very relatable and accurate
Gibi is extremely talented! She could easily become a professional actress.
For KZhead wise
Or gibi sins like jeez
@@gingerinvr7399 Oh no
@@thewolfgamer2099 Oh yes
@JCBJDN Fdjjdudd does she?
Gibi :"Can anyone guess what the anteater eats?" SoMeOne RaNdOm : "Bananas" Gibi "Not bananas can anyone else guess what the A N T E A T E R eats?"
NGL that line had some Jema985 energy in it.
Thats exactly what my comment was😂
XD
“That’s right they eat ants!” That one kid who said bananas:😮
The way she says it was so much aggression is so hilarious
Girl I love the where the red fern grows 😂😂
Love ur videos even when she is loud she gets us those tingles
Gibi: Okay pass them over.. stop crying Me: why is this so relatble yet makes me feel like *I should be suing*
Same lol
How is nobody talking about the “they named this one after you” with the nerd candy LMFAOOOO
Seriously ! The first thing I thought was the fact that my neighbor always calls me a nerd. (Not in a bad way he says he actually really likes it about me)
I felt insulted when she said that
I was looking for this comment longer than it deserves
Deitheth literally lmao she said it so fast I couldn’t stop laughing
@@RockyWolfTheEditingWolf cry about it
To say I did a belly laugh when I saw that the "medium soda" was a full-on bucket, would be an understatement.
The interior designer SOUNDS AND ACTS SO ACCURATE the sas and their voice MUAH🤩
The first segment is just Gibi ranting about how schools don’t teach things you’ll need later in life.
Fortunately they do teach those things
@@jackdonohue7893 no they don’t
@@amoss.zachywacky9041 eh
@@jackdonohue7893 they donate that’s why I LOVE SCHOOL
@@jackdonohue7893 Idk about public schools but they teach a little bit of it in private school.
me: *tries to pacifically fall asleep* Gibi: would you like to order dessert now? me: Actually, I'm supposed to sl- Gibi: So, we have ice-cream vanilla, ice-cream chocolate (...) me: *gets up and attacks the fridge*
LMAOOOOOOOO🤣😂😂😂
Unhealthy
At least you’re not atlantically trying to fall asleep
@@arcurs5786 yes lol
@@fadadapple has m o mop mnoon.
Oh wow... the school nurse and the magical bag of ice or the magical wet napkin.... Such good memories.....
i had never seen this one and now ive watched its ny fav!
I can imagine the number of bloopers on this one haha
Time for gibi bloopers volume….. i… forgot..
😂😂 yeah
She can make another video of bloopers with THIS VIDEO ALONE
Fastest bloopers
For real 😂
The teacher activated my 9 year old self's fight or flight instinct.
Don’t you have to be 13 for youtube? 🤨🤨
Same. And I am a teacher lol. It never goes away 😂
@MysticScorpion9928 Ramsha is not a 9 year old probably I think he or she is talking about when she used to be 9
@@MysticScorpion uhhhhhh she/he ain't nine HE/SHE SAID IT ACTIVATED HER PAST SELF
@@MysticScorpion they prob said that because they had a teacher like that when they were 9
The telemarketer is ridiculously relaxing, maybe bc I don’t want to pay attention to what they’re selling 💀💀 full video would have me asleep in 2 minutes lol
YES THIS!
"Or we could do highschool locker room, that really fits your personality." OH THANKS GIBI...
Everyone is talking about the teacher but not how she played the nurse role perfectly
Teacher>nurse
i thought the teacher was better until i heard “here i’ll give you an ice pack”. my respect spiked when i heard “how about i give you another ice pack?”
If it was the uk it would be a wet paper towel 😂😂
"The Land before time but its an edited version where his mom doesn't die" Ah yes the classics
For once, i know what it is :D
"oh, stap crying" got me 😂
she posted this on my birthday thank you ☺️
She literally said “oh this is named after you” the candy was nerds lol love her
Loll LMAOO i was lit on the floor after that love her too!