The Best Female Swimmer in the World!

2022 ж. 4 Сәу.

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Being the top female swimmer in the world isn't easy. Especially when your teammates are scared to be around you. Here's what it's like being the top female swimmer!
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Finally, a lady who has the balls to tell the truth!!
@joekeen117 Жыл бұрын
- underrated post
  @holdenjohnson9479 Жыл бұрын
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Underrated af
  @gideonanderson5820 Жыл бұрын
- 😂😂😂
  @jaydineroimg Жыл бұрын
- lol
  @arturovillarroels.4305 Жыл бұрын
- 😂😂😂😂
  @counsela9240 Жыл бұрын
As a 26 white german straight male who identifies as a 40 black lesbian female from chicago who is dating a coffe table, I'm really proud of you.
@mentalhell4846 Жыл бұрын
- Your name and your comment go so well together 😭😭😂😂😂
  @tinangwane8337 Жыл бұрын
- lol
  @user-tc9dv5km3i Жыл бұрын
- Omgggg🤣🤣🤣🤣
  @maddyedits0111 ай бұрын
- How’s the coffee table holding up? 😂
  @bgp963411 ай бұрын
- @@bgp9634 We just broke up.
  @mentalhell484611 ай бұрын
I identify myself as a cat so I don’t understand why the government is forcing me to pay bills and taxes, I’m just a cat 😂
@BrisaRuiva2 ай бұрын
- Love this 😂
  @Jrktx65Ай бұрын
- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  @Dante440xАй бұрын
- Same here, I tried to sit on the neighbour kids lap and got arrested 😑
  @raheeegАй бұрын
- @@raheeeg oh that sucks, sorry to hear u was misgendered too🥹🥹
  @BrisaRuivaАй бұрын
- I know right. I just wanna do my biz in a box, scratch up some furniture, bounce off the walls at stupid o’clock in the morning 😁
  @KittyCraicАй бұрын
I'm a Brit and you have inspired me! Everyone thinks I'm a 70 year old disabled woman but I identify as a young fit man in his 20's, like my grandson but younger. I can't wait to go wrestling and play American football with all the other guys - and win my first medal!
@user-jh9xs6uq4k2 ай бұрын
- Congratulations on your new-found masculinity! Go get 'em on the football field!
  @plant4952 ай бұрын
- You got this mate 😂
  @lawrencecuthbertson85392 ай бұрын
- 😂 Good For You!!!
  @amyandnatasha1522Ай бұрын
- 🎉Just be sure insurance covers this. It can get nasty.
  @cathhl2440Ай бұрын
- Like my grandson , but younger 😂classic
  @no1fibersplicer52521 сағат бұрын
My pet dolphin identify as an white woman… I’ll enroll her for the Olympics next year
@DJPoom Жыл бұрын
- 😂
  @susanthawhs Жыл бұрын
- Holy bleep. Have we progressed to trans-species already?
  @Shaylok Жыл бұрын
- 🤣🤣😂
  @0Jenna7 Жыл бұрын
- 😅😅😅
  @isamarnavale8738 Жыл бұрын
- @@Shaylok Are you kidding me? that’s old news now. 🙄The new gender the kids are all raving about now is “Clown.” 🤡The pronouns are Bozo and Pennywise. Try to keep up.
  @jsun797211 ай бұрын
"Women can get other women pregnant. I've done it!" 🤣🤣
@misc58318 ай бұрын
- 😂 i beg he has lol 😂
  @tammi67able3 ай бұрын
- What a bold achievement of the Rainbow Coalition!
  @robertcarter86003 ай бұрын
- 😂😂😂😂😂
  @GabrielaMartinez-ni2lt2 ай бұрын
- That made my day.
  @user-qo5yj9ez5w2 ай бұрын
As a 73 yr old woman who identifies as a Welsh dragon I breathe fire. Well done.
@jennifercastle70793 ай бұрын
- Hahahahha😂😂😂😂
  @alejandro8649Ай бұрын
Level of sarcasm = infinity 😂
@brontiq3 ай бұрын
As a 26 year old white male who identifies as a 3-year old Ham and cheese sandwich from a Subway commercial from 1973, I'm so proud of you.
@OreoSmithOfficial Жыл бұрын
- 💀AHSJDJ
  @gracie46 Жыл бұрын
- 😂😂😂😂
  @gtmumma Жыл бұрын
- this comment is so underrated😂. im dead😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
  @peytatochip04 Жыл бұрын
- Hit the nail right on the head!! What's the difference! 😂🤦‍♀️
  @koleevins6114 Жыл бұрын
- 😂😂
  @quantumloops1 Жыл бұрын
As a Turkish woman who identifies as a Japanese man from Nigeria, I was really inspired by this video and it's a proof that women of color deserve to be recognized for their success too.
@aiylaozdemir31432 жыл бұрын
- 🤣🤣
  @lyndaokeke61842 жыл бұрын
- 😀 😃 🙂 🙃
  @homerflores69952 жыл бұрын
- That is confusing on so many levels...
  @jankoleon3785 Жыл бұрын
- 😂
  @bullymaguire9156 Жыл бұрын
- 😂😂
  @a.azazagoth5413 Жыл бұрын
as a 19 year old brown female, who identifies as a 6 ft, middle-aged, balding, american-black man, i support you girll
@kayyyylol2 ай бұрын
- 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂
  @Ksenia0707Ай бұрын
As a 34 year old man father of a girl and boy who identifies as a lego brick, I can see why you are so far ahead! God gave you a fifth extremity to flap while swimming. Girl you are truly blessed! Keep up the training and will be happy to follow along your career in the pee wee division!
@javiersp152 ай бұрын
Finally a woman of color getting the recognition she deserves!
@-BabyValentine-2 жыл бұрын
- 😂😂😂😂 this guy sent BLM and Feminazis to death 😂😂😂😂
  @tacticalwarriorseso37522 жыл бұрын
- 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
  @iseentitnews45692 жыл бұрын
- Is this your first time seeing a pink bearded woman?
  @sinpfiec10472 жыл бұрын
- This queen defo slays 🔥
  @petershury71352 жыл бұрын
- "She" definitely is colored - pinkish color to be exact lol
  @empathy8002 жыл бұрын
As a Black man who identifies as a Japanese woman you're an inspiration to me.
@ianwyche4941 Жыл бұрын
- Your not black
  @matimus100 Жыл бұрын
- Ohhh Goshh Please you are funny my brother. I might join u
  @kemjunior8010 Жыл бұрын
- Hahahaha......
  @shepherddancehallnation Жыл бұрын
- Onii chaaaaan...!
  @lambchop58 Жыл бұрын
- 🤣🤣🤣🤣
  @heatherreeve9802 Жыл бұрын
This should be nominated for the best KZhead video of the year. 🏆
@WilliamAung3 ай бұрын
Such a inspiring women, glad she has the balls to show her achievements to the world. You go queen!
@Cabinet445Ай бұрын
- Yeah, literally
  @alixx_legenddark_xx28193 күн бұрын
This was such an inspiration to watch. As a 37 year old black woman who identifies as a rich, skinny, 22 year old Caucasian, I understand what you're going through. Jealous people don't just see the black queen you are. Us white girls are cheering for you! You go girl!
@onyinyechukwu Жыл бұрын
- 🤣🤣🤣🤣
  @eneiarestivan Жыл бұрын
- This white middle aged woman feels the same😝
  @SisterNunya Жыл бұрын
- Omg I’m deaaaaaadddddddd 😂😂😂😂
  @googleplusisterrible4837 Жыл бұрын
- Caucasien are not white
  @sofiblinka2300 Жыл бұрын
- 🤣🤣🤣
  @samuelescobar6294 Жыл бұрын
as a british man who identifies as a 2016 Honda civic, i think i speak for all of us when i say YOU GO GIRL!
@conradmilligan2 жыл бұрын
- You killed it with this one😂😂😂😂😂
  @aineshenry81222 жыл бұрын
- I spit out my breakfast laughing 😂😂
  @libsonteresa56952 жыл бұрын
- Ew.
  @matthewcaimbeul87222 жыл бұрын
- 😂😂😂😂😂😂
  @Shevphenomenal2 жыл бұрын
- 😂😂😂🔥
  @manuelmutar2 жыл бұрын
Such a courageous young woman, thanks for coming forward!
@lewisedmundscomposer3 ай бұрын
- It's a bloke 😢
  @user-yg4xf4rs3eАй бұрын
You had me at the hair flip, girl!
@Juniper2653 ай бұрын
As a black man, you are truly a inspiration to my black daughter. She actually wants to have a beard just like you! Im glad we have strong black women like you! Thanks JP!
@Heat4life1312 жыл бұрын
- Ha a strong black young lady with a ginger beard! Be proud girl!
  @invalidusername40112 жыл бұрын
- @@invalidusername4011 no offence but I once seen a black ginger man and it was looking funny haha
  @mrsnezbit22192 жыл бұрын
- @@mrsnezbit2219 Because it's a genetic mutation, black people look funny with them because most genetic mutations can be traced back to Caucasians.
  @mtithewoodentank48172 жыл бұрын
- @@mrsnezbit2219 Haha. Not as a funny as a black girl with a ginger beard. 😉
  @invalidusername40112 жыл бұрын
- Your daughter wants black "white skin" as he has :))) (i'm ironizing how some say trans women have female peepee)
  @TheMelopeus2 жыл бұрын
As a 43 yr black male who identifies as a stop sign 🛑 so proud of you and your inspiring story
@sofaking278 ай бұрын
- 🤣🤣🤣🤣
  @CheckMate6918 ай бұрын
- "Hey look. The stop sign has 8 glorious sides. The stop sign is an octagon. Octagon" -Jack black
  @Veryfreshveryflourish247 ай бұрын
- i'd appreciate it if you stopped your sign language
  @sultanabran13 ай бұрын
- yes!!!! 🤣this here is why I love reading comments.@@sultanabran1
  @LA-rc7cw3 ай бұрын
- STOP it now
  @Azuria9693 ай бұрын
YOU ARE MY HERO! PLEASE, SHARE MORE LIKE THIS!
@skiMTB2 ай бұрын
- Serious
  @user-yg4xf4rs3eАй бұрын
I LOVE MEN THAT STAND UP FOR WOMEN.. Like this Man right here! Good video!! Bravo!👏🏼
@Strong_Libra_Scales2 ай бұрын
As a blond German guy who identifies as a Korean BBQ, I'm proud of my red hair black sister. You deserve this win.
@antares34162 жыл бұрын
- @@GammaSigma1234 yes the one you usually have integrated in the table. accept me
  @antares34162 жыл бұрын
- You guys inspired me to embrace my true identity, today I can finally say I am a proud purple lawnmower
  @oneangryblacktemplar70402 жыл бұрын
- Bro I identified as a Korean bbq one time and the Fremasons gave me a free ride to any ivy league college of my choice. I had to turn it down though cause my partner is a half ogre half 2 by 4 and it went against they religion... crazy but at least I still have my dignity ya know.
  @orionhernandez38502 жыл бұрын
- @@orionhernandez3850 damn u alright bro? If ur bro is half 2 by 4 maybe become quarter 10 by 13 helps. Its just different regulations. Hope u have fresh kimchi tho
  @antares34162 жыл бұрын
- A blond German guy ❤❤❤
  @skylar47752 жыл бұрын
As a 33 year old male who identifies as Snow White's evil stepmother, well done girl! Never give up on your dreams! Even if it means destroying that of others...
@roberttakacs199 ай бұрын
- I know right!! These haters just keep on hatin!!🙄🙄🤘🤘
  @ceceisnotcool8 ай бұрын
- RIGHT!!!!
  @carleenfuller13707 ай бұрын
- phahahahahaha
  @vladimirarevshatyan46225 ай бұрын
- damn you sir are an expert! ummhh...
  @atune26823 ай бұрын
- 😂😂😂😂
  @naomib23343 ай бұрын
Well this just ruined my pepsi, that i spit out through my nose. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard!!! You rock!!!😂😂😂😂❤
@vickib98363 ай бұрын
- 😂 φίλε μου και εγώ έπινα καφέ και πνίγηκα 😅😅😅😅😅
  @user-bp8nq7ve2y3 ай бұрын
- @user-yw4co4sz8p2 ай бұрын
I CAN NOT THIS MORNING!!😂😂😭😭🤣🤣
@justayanna7509Ай бұрын
"Is it because I identify as black" The balls on this woman...
@fatnakedjimmyneutron2 жыл бұрын
- Had me rolling 😂😂
  @evanskyule2 жыл бұрын
- 😂😂😂😂
  @jeffcampbell19632 жыл бұрын
- The dick too. That pissing standing up was super impressive.
  @kittycat82222 жыл бұрын
- And she is naturally strong no drug enhancers, not only she has balls but testosterone power what a women.
  @DespaceMan2 жыл бұрын
- 😂😂😂😂
  @clockwork98252 жыл бұрын
"I've been dreaming of becoming the top female swimmer for one year". Golden.
@joeliza40472 жыл бұрын
- Pee wee football I'm Ten now
  @Peakfreud2 жыл бұрын
- @@Peakfreud This one really shows the silliness of trying to cater for people who arbitrarily decide in their mind, that they are different to their biological makeup.
  @joeliza40472 жыл бұрын
- kzhead.info/sun/lpiectSOhmqMa58/bejne.html where his tampons lol
  @Mosquito-balls2 жыл бұрын
- @@joeliza4047 Yeah, you would have thought Covid would have provided a serious reality check by bringing Science & Biology to the forefront Whether it was real or not, but what happened instead is society flocked to social media during quarantine to further fuel their delusions.
  @Peakfreud2 жыл бұрын
- Why does it say this has 4 comments but there are only 2 (excluding mine)?
  @NjD....2 жыл бұрын
You're are making me piss myself!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤
@karismith50792 ай бұрын
You crack me up. I love you for telling the truth through sarcasm.
@LauraSmith7772 ай бұрын
This had me rolling. People studying this period of history will be utterly baffled.
@chad85372 жыл бұрын
- Yea I'm curious how world history from 2020-2022 will be read in future textbooks lol
  @cosmicmcmoon57732 жыл бұрын
- @@cosmicmcmoon5773 It would probably be "WTF" period!🤣😂🤣
  @MoBangFoYoBucks2 жыл бұрын
- It’s the fluoride
  @donaldodiaz40122 жыл бұрын
- It’s the benzodiazepines
  @laurafulton70232 жыл бұрын
- Actually they'll be stunned by the previous 8 years too!
  @catnapper75092 жыл бұрын
“Women can most certainly get other women pregnant. I’ve done it.” 😂😂😂
@josiahpulemau62142 жыл бұрын
- I know!!! that was my favorite!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
  @33superstar2 жыл бұрын
- Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  @brandi58032 жыл бұрын
- come to think of it he could have gotten some girl pregnant before HE TURNED SHE
  @radicalfury7102 жыл бұрын
- Hahaha, yeah good one.
  @chunkeymonkey6002 жыл бұрын
- 🤣🤣
  @griffin25992 жыл бұрын
this is hilarious!! OMG, I was crying and laughing at the same time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@texasbella576Ай бұрын
I am a 105 y/o female who has now realized her true identity as a 20 y/o aspiring rock star called Bruce, and so appreciate heroes like you, JP, giving us the courage to express our true natures💪🎸🎶
@christineraphael38112 ай бұрын
"Women most certainly can get other women pregnant - I've done it" genius JP
@BrunnanG2 жыл бұрын
- 😅Lordt. They will be saying this on Twatter soon. Smh
  @ohla3002 жыл бұрын
- Friggn Classic!🤣😂
  @JohnDoe-rb4yz2 жыл бұрын
- He kills me😁😁😁😂😂😂😂
  @freedom40632 жыл бұрын
- @mq85 Mq85 i laughed so hard when he said that 😂😂😂oops I mean SHE 😂😂😂🤸🤸🤸
  @freedom40632 жыл бұрын
- "I don't identify the weights as being heavy" too...
  @enricoa.90822 жыл бұрын
“Women can certainly get other women pregnant, I’ve done it!” Golden! 😆
@selecttravelvacations74722 жыл бұрын
- She's so sexy
  @GandalftheWise2 жыл бұрын
- this isnt even an exagguration. theres a biological male that FOUGHT in UFC against females, and in the past, had impregnated a woman
  @ClaytonBridges2 жыл бұрын
- I loved that comment too!
  @deborahbuchtel2 жыл бұрын
- Loved when he said next is peewee football - I now identify as 10 years old. Classic!!!!
  @libertychick35222 жыл бұрын
- I know! That was the best line in this whole parody!!!!
  @Devina2102 жыл бұрын
"I did beat you by 11 minutes" 😆🤣😂
@charles-iii67593 ай бұрын
Too funny. Good serious satire. Keep on keeping on.
@joanr31893 ай бұрын
"I don't feel like I am 22 anymore, I think children's sports is next," I died🤣😂
@johnmakateng31282 жыл бұрын
- Going from one of the worst swimmers to one of the best took real dedication; now time to rise in the ranks in pee wee football like no one before has.
  @phonepup062 жыл бұрын
- "I'm actually 10 years old now."
  @MattPerrette872 жыл бұрын
- “Well, I’m the one who hit the deer!” 😂😂😂
  @monicaberger53082 жыл бұрын
- The best! 😂🤣
  @vkat41672 жыл бұрын
- This is it. 🤣
  @damson5522 жыл бұрын
As a 35 year old black African American trans male who identifies as a 42 year old Moroccan, half Korean, non binary female, you are such an inspiration!!
@reginalddavis7578 Жыл бұрын
- I share in your struggle, please stay strong 💪 I'm a homosexual unicorn that is into female dolphins but identify as a tree. Thank you for understanding
  @timkincade9763 Жыл бұрын
- I’m a 55yr old Japanese male who identifies as a 20yr old half Blk and half white female! I’ll be joining the WNBA next season and I guarantee you I will score 300pts a game!!!😆💪🏾💪💪🏻
  @X-Factor-22 Жыл бұрын
- Stunning and brave
  @VintageCarEnthusiast5625 Жыл бұрын
- 😂😂😂
  @bass305-HCCA Жыл бұрын
- @@X-Factor-22 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
  @reginalddavis7578 Жыл бұрын
As a 3-year-old natty toddler with powerlifting records of a 575 bench press, 903 deadlift, and 945 squat, I am proud of you. Thank you!
@BasedMigzАй бұрын
I am so proud of you for standing up for yourself! 😂 You go girl!!!! 🤣This was Awesome!
@ekka65603 ай бұрын
We need more strong independent black women like you
@sauce94012 жыл бұрын
- Hilarious!
  @aonghascrowe97462 жыл бұрын
- Hahahaha
  @fancybeingawesome2 жыл бұрын
- Bruh 😂😂😂😂
  @modusvivendii2 жыл бұрын
- 😆
  @stepcomputerservices16902 жыл бұрын
- Little girls**
  @takemyunfinishedbeat2 жыл бұрын
10 year old, black, non-biologist, muscled, bearded, ginger, woman comedian. What else can we add to your brave, brave identity?
@brianmalexander2 жыл бұрын
- polyamorous lesbian
  @arthurfleck15542 жыл бұрын
- he'd get bonus points if he identified as Ukrainian.
  @tohopes2 жыл бұрын
- She is a a proud lesbian
  @cesaravegah37872 жыл бұрын
- Forget new pronouns. How about new adjectives? You must comply and call him "Fantastic JP!"
  @tomholden4942 жыл бұрын
- I just heard the term "bi-romantic asexual". I swear, people today just make up these terms as a "look-at-me, I'm unique" way to get attention. Pathetic.
  @mdw9082 жыл бұрын
More comedy Gold --- keep me going J.P, LUV YA WORK BROTHER 👍👍👍
@djangoohara19072 ай бұрын
I can't stop laughing! This is some top tier material! good job!
@jordanpir682 ай бұрын
“Well…I just don’t identify the weights as heavy. It’s pretty simple.” I’M DEAD
@hannahhoagland42562 жыл бұрын
- Lightweight baby!!!
  @jo_da_be._.16292 жыл бұрын
- as a non-binary dolphin (my pronouns are willy and flipper) that has transitioned from a trans gender fluid centaur, i find biology very racist and it should be cancelled.
  @BobRooney2902 жыл бұрын
- that line had me chocked up
  @lancepablo2 жыл бұрын
- Me too! I wish I could identify as rich so easily!
  @lucykelly71522 жыл бұрын
- Weights should never have to feel ashamed of their weight, calling them heavy would just be rude
  @j.j.47082 жыл бұрын
As a cat who identify myself as a dog, I felt this. 🐈 🐕
@teachmehowtodoge1737 Жыл бұрын
- 😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  @shareefahbahati Жыл бұрын
- Next best comment here 🤣
  @NatalieCWilliams Жыл бұрын
- Furry 😆
  @3_eyed_magician Жыл бұрын
- 😂😂😂😂
  @Jesus_myGod123 Жыл бұрын
- Lmao have you seen that Tex Avery cartoon with the voice throwing cat who pretended to be a dog 🐕
  @bitteranjel6782 Жыл бұрын
As an individual who identifies as being a doorknob, I appreciate your honesty.
@jeanne75523 ай бұрын
“You can’t have happiness without penis”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mahsaaahm6 ай бұрын
- As a straight woman i must say he sry she has point.😁
  @ninja-mouse3 ай бұрын
- hapPENISs.
  @luna-bd9tq3 ай бұрын
- That's why Lia still got them. Nasty fail people.
  @Marycielo872 ай бұрын
As a 65 year old American woman identifying as a 25 year old Vogue model, I say, “way to go JP”!
@Atcraftcity2 жыл бұрын
- you rock😅!!!
  @torryaeugenia11292 жыл бұрын
- 😎
  @CindyAbrodie2 жыл бұрын
- 🤣🤣🤣
  @elizabethdunbar71602 жыл бұрын
- That’s what I keep saying! I identify as a tall, fit blonde model. Why can’t my insurance pay for me to transition to one?
  @lisaboo502 жыл бұрын
- Let's go Gail!
  @eryn3003 Жыл бұрын
Well goodness, totally hilarious, and so apt for today's world..thank you for making me properly laugh out loud.. 😂
@mintywatkins76593 ай бұрын
😂😂i just love you,showing how mental this whole Circus is 👏👏
@diannhook1879Ай бұрын
I am 70 year old white heterosexual male Christian, and I approve this message.
@kevinsworld50882 жыл бұрын
- Amen
  @killerkill81902 жыл бұрын
- 🙌🏽
  @Chris-gr4yw2 жыл бұрын
- Imma 52 year old heterosexual male atheist and I approve of this message.
  @westofthesoutheast17122 жыл бұрын
- Pretty much described the entire audience here.
  @sthubbins40382 жыл бұрын
- Now you identify as a Black Female lmao!!!!
  @rfe8nn22 жыл бұрын
''Maybe because I identify as Black...these racist women'' I'm crying from laughter..JP is pure genius, plus a lovely black lady to booth.
@TomTom-sj3bn2 жыл бұрын
- Lovely black lady, but he's... ahem.... SHE'S going to have to work on her speech and black female mannerisms and antics!!!! 🤣
  @algallego2 жыл бұрын
- kzhead.info/sun/lpiectSOhmqMa58/bejne.html woosh
  @Mosquito-balls2 жыл бұрын
- This WAS hillareous. :)))
  @l.a.99472 жыл бұрын
- How about, "Women can definitely get other women pregnant. I've done it." 😂🤣😂🤣
  @stonew19272 жыл бұрын
- Ahahahaja
  @BUCIFALUS2 жыл бұрын
This is great. Awesome work.
@MajJGrantАй бұрын
Thanks for the inspiration, now I confidently said I am a Fire-earth dragon, next year I am going to enroll The Goblit of fire tournament. Can't wait seeing Mr. Potter
@mapperidАй бұрын
The sad thing is this would be have been a parody like 5 years ago, today it looks more like a documentary.
@SF-wm7zf2 жыл бұрын
- Fuuuuuuuuuuck... You 100 % right tho
  @camclayton33362 жыл бұрын
- Wasn't it a Kinks song....Girls will be boys and boys will be girls, it's a mixed up world, a shook up world...
  @johnbopp48132 жыл бұрын
- @@johnbopp4813 ...except for Lola.... Yeah, right now I'm having some problems understanding the world.
  @clogs49562 жыл бұрын
- 😂 wait 😐🤦‍♀️
  @barbeeska2 жыл бұрын
- I thought it was a documentary, but then I am in Canada.
  @myleshagar97222 жыл бұрын
As a 63 year old woman who identifies as an apple tart in a bakery window, I applaud you on your honesty and integrity. You make all apple pies proud.🥧🥧
@ChristineFisher123 Жыл бұрын
- Hey I like apple tarts ....Gotta pic 😂😅😂😅
  @argononeya7080 Жыл бұрын
- aww.. you inspires me to feel like a delicious cup of coffee🥲😋
  @freddygarcia3049 Жыл бұрын
- 😂
  @dawood2u11 ай бұрын
- as a ⃙̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺͓̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺͚̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺͖̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ᷆ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͯͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕̕̕̕̕̕̕͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͏⃒̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̰̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̂ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕̕̕̕̕͟͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞៑̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞ឿ̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞ឺ̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞ោ̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞⃝⃘̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̭̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺͔̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̮̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̑ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̊ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕̕̕̕̕̕̕̕͟͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞⃟̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̾ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̈ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͦͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕̕̕̕͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞៓̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞ៃ̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞឵̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞ូ̡̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺͕̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ⃔ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̋ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕̕̕̕̕͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞⃞̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺͈̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ᷆ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̐ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕̕̕̕͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞ྦ̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞ྡ̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞ྲ⃚ཱྀ̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺͈̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̬̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕̕̕̕̕̕͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͡͞͞͞͞ I must agree it is morbin' time
  @Omninfinity11 ай бұрын
- 🤣🤣🤣
  @Ivano-8411 ай бұрын
*Thank you for this!*
@saristaa13 ай бұрын
It started as a joke, and Canada made it reality, a 50 yo vs 13 yo girls, and they had to share the same restroom
@elecman7483 ай бұрын
I will be embarrassed to tell my children that I lived during a period where my country was so godless that people actually fought for men to compete in women's sports.
@AceVideosOfficial2 жыл бұрын
- Has nothing to do with godless, such individuals as those being parodied in this video are woefully misguided. Lots of people in our society are woefully misguided, like those who put greed ahead of the interests of their country, like those who follow the propaganda of religions. Lots of blindness, lots of misguided souls! Many of them see the speck in their neighbor's eye, but are blithely oblivious to the log in their own eye.
  @mikeq58072 жыл бұрын
- I'll just write over this entire time period with a white out.
  @livewireOrourke2 жыл бұрын
- Amen brother. I have two daughters and it's frustrating how they have to deal with this inequality in sports when they get older.
  @TheAj35brunson2 жыл бұрын
- Lol sad yes liberal usa
  @markzirpolo99342 жыл бұрын
- When I have children, I fear sending them to public schools. Society is trying and succeeding at grooming kids and manipulating their way of thinking. I must raise them with faith in Christ and a love for God, and a strong foundation in the Bible, this is the way. "Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it." (Proverbs 22:6).
  @caleb39602 жыл бұрын
as a female swimmer, i'm so happy people are standing up and saying this isn't okay
@looney_tunes106 ай бұрын
- As a trans person, we are planning on exiling Lia Thomas to Fiji, they can deal with her. And as trans swimmer, I’m not sure why we always go for swimming
  @Coloriey6 ай бұрын
- @@Coloriey Stop it, get some help
  @caesarsalad11706 ай бұрын
- U r a racist or u r just intimidated by her sensual femininity 😂
  @tony_winner4 ай бұрын
- @@caesarsalad1170 let them live their best life
  @seyioyetade3 ай бұрын
- It's up to women to stop it. How many times have I seen women on the podium with these men taking a womans spot and a big silly grin on the women. Accept it or boycott any event that allows it. Everyone everywhere and it will all fizzle out very fast.
  @wideawake9143 ай бұрын
As a 57 year old white male from England I identify as Spocks mom off Star Trek and I thank you from green blooded, unrepresented Vulcans everywhere.
@paulbateman57693 ай бұрын
Hes so funny and i love the way he takes the micky out of people. 😅😅😂
@christineadam67642 ай бұрын
I'm no Biologist...but if you pee standing up, you should probably swim on the men's team. 😂
@k.s.13442 жыл бұрын
- Genius! 🙂👍
  @JonVlogs1232 жыл бұрын
- Lol
  @ladyjade64462 жыл бұрын
- Uhmm women can pee standing up. Maybe messy but they can
  @donovanbryan50002 жыл бұрын
- @@donovanbryan5000 yes, but not like that lol
  @susanohara15842 жыл бұрын
- @@susanohara1584 lol. That's why I mentioned messy
  @donovanbryan50002 жыл бұрын
"Women can most certainly get other women pregnant, I've done it" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sophiar69962 жыл бұрын
- If it was a real live breathing baby - yes ; if it was a turd of colour- no ....
  @paulreid22232 жыл бұрын
- ...and click here to watch me swim like a healthy sperm.. literally 🤭🤣🤣
  @tmx-unlimited2 жыл бұрын
- @@tmx-unlimited I could say " nailed it" , but I'm wondering if the expression would be taken the wrong way ..🤔🤔
  @paulreid22232 жыл бұрын
- @@paulreid2223 I proudly take it the wrong way😂
  @mayowankenobi2 жыл бұрын
the manscapped part was really good
@TheFoxMaster1012 ай бұрын
This lady is amazing! She is so cool and confident. Keep up baby girl😂
@fapuritykagendo1809Ай бұрын
This spoke to me on so many levels. As an 18 year old Black guy, that identifies as a the first bucket of KFC chicken, I stand by- nah I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@daniel-mz8gn Жыл бұрын
- 🤣🤣🤣 I can’t either
  @furbyfurbs Жыл бұрын
- Sir, would that be a regular or extra crispy chicken? 😁
  @erniebuchinski3614 Жыл бұрын
- @@erniebuchinski3614 *Gasp* are you assuming my friend chicken option?
  @daniel-mz8gn Жыл бұрын
- Stop eating animals it’s a sin
  @dontcallanimalspetstheyare7871 Жыл бұрын
- your the best
  @blob5907 Жыл бұрын
OMG... When he said: "I don't feel like I am 22 anymore, I think children's sports is next, I am 10 years old now" I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂
@NSS97492 жыл бұрын
- "hey, bob! I mean, boss...uh...I don't feel like an office clerc any more. in fact, I think you should hand me your position, I feel like I can handle it with no problems whatsoever. my qualification? uhh...uhmm...I once did some baby sitting. but how hard can that be, sitting in your chair all day long, sippin coffee, talking nuts on the phone...a muppet can do this! my first decision will be firing you, bob. sorry to break it to you that way. yeah, you did a bad job recently, especially cutting the coffee budget and demanding paid extra hours from me for this useless revision thing last month. big mistake. see you, bob!"
  @the_rover12 жыл бұрын
- 😂
  @voduz9992 жыл бұрын
- She said that, Nivea. Is a she! 🤣
  @jluispereira2 жыл бұрын
- U think..she?
  @123InDaPlaceToBe22 жыл бұрын
- You`d be surprised, but that was a real issue in a post Soviet countries after 1991. Athletes from Armenia and Azerbaijan came to Russia as refugees, because their countries were in a war state, and guys (wrestlers especially) around 23-25 yo claimed that they are only 14 ("lost their documents"), participated in local competitions and earned money this way.
  @Lionman1772 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh and cry at the same time.
@schoolofA2 ай бұрын
i identify as a box full of choclates
@sujal_kd2 ай бұрын
"Women can get other women pregnant. I've done that." - I fell off the chair LOLing.
@olegvorkunov54002 жыл бұрын
- me too. And that child is adorable like his beautiful parents, by the way.
  @hotartesian41632 жыл бұрын
- im still laughing...
  @gmmg822 жыл бұрын
- Hahahaha right that was my favorite part
  @freedom40632 жыл бұрын
- Becuz men can be preggo 🙊😂😂😂
  @freedom40632 жыл бұрын
- Truthkzhead.info/sun/gdGGk6Z8h3SPZ6OT/bejne.html
  @yoshzlac24292 жыл бұрын
"I guess people doesn't like it when a woman succeed" *reveals bulge* . This had me dying XD
@sanegayguy2 жыл бұрын
- Pees on grass standing up.🤣
  @joeliza40472 жыл бұрын
- I was ROLLING!! BAHAHAH
  @terrihacobian78612 жыл бұрын
- It was honestly uncomfortable
  @sambur64802 жыл бұрын
- @@sambur6480 now you see how the women feel in the locker rooms with these people.
  @7Bandit72 жыл бұрын
- @@7Bandit7 it will hurt less to chase them out. It will hurt more keeping quiet.
  @abyssking40622 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! Had me convinced haha!
@StllnoАй бұрын
as a female swimmer, this really made me laugh. i was so angry at what was going on, but i’m glad you made this to help me laugh through it
@madshumanbeing Жыл бұрын
- Do you Identifierar your shelf as a swimmer or are you a real one?
  @gregerjohn8728 Жыл бұрын
- @@gregerjohn8728 what? I’m a competitive swimmer?
  @madshumanbeing Жыл бұрын
- i think its a joke that you can just identify as a woman
  @nathan5421 Жыл бұрын
- @@nathan5421 it is a joke. it’s horrible and it’s the dumbest thing humanity ever allowed
  @madshumanbeing Жыл бұрын
- I'm so glad they finally banned trans women from competing in female sports. Idc if I get hate for that either 🤷🏻‍♀️ It should've never happened to begin with. I'm all for trans rights, but that doesn't change your physical make up from birth so it's just not fair for a biological male to compete against women. Sorry, not sorry!
  @okami6241 Жыл бұрын
As a 35-year-old black woman who identifies as King Charles, I am super duper proud of you. go girl!
@ololade9703 Жыл бұрын
- Enjoy your coronation. That was a long wait.
  @peety6627 Жыл бұрын
- Sorry honey but I'm the prince Charles !
  @chatonmignon8724 Жыл бұрын
- Which King Charles? The dead ones or the recent addition?
  @pioneercolonel Жыл бұрын
- 😂
  @neskorock10 ай бұрын
- Well said, your majesty 👍🏼
  @Louellastark10 ай бұрын
Oh boy. You once again gave me a much needed laugh.
@mombasham2 ай бұрын
This is the absolute pinnacle of sarcasm the height of which can only be seen with the naked eye from the air or the summit of Mt. Everest!!!
@charlesoneill7993Ай бұрын
"I'm actually 10 years old now!" Hilarious...and heartbreaking...and terrifying...and sad.
@jamikatechaos99722 жыл бұрын
- Dems suck
  @ocrapo93272 жыл бұрын
- The kids currently on “puberty blockers” should give this a try.
  @cassiel.69182 жыл бұрын
- @@cassiel.6918 I think you mean those life destroying pills?
  @dt46762 жыл бұрын
- Its funny they havent pushed that YET, age is a social construct.
  @Jackripster692 жыл бұрын
- Happy Birthday!
  @UnicornsDontHaveNipples2 жыл бұрын
"I don't identify the weights as very heavy." Chef's kiss. Perfect.
@reharl49532 жыл бұрын
- 🤣
  @androgyny772 жыл бұрын
- @@androgyny77 Isn't she lovely ? ( Stevie Wonder )
  @smerchly2 жыл бұрын
Just brilliant
@jamesread23642 ай бұрын
Arrr you are superb 😅You make my day - 😂
@user-ju5mu7uk6y2 ай бұрын
"I'm the one that hit the deer..." "I identify as black..." "I don't identify the weights as heavy..." OH GOD!!! STILL LAUGHING AT THOSE THREE... Thanks sir, er man, er mam...!!!! Thank God Observational Comedy is not dead... best wishes, hilarious video...
@qigonglungz2 жыл бұрын
- Excellent 🤣
  @stephenc89562 жыл бұрын
- reminds me of Ronnie Coleman's actual mental technique of considering the weights light. "Light weight!!"
  @dustinwatkins78432 жыл бұрын
- @@dustinwatkins7843 LIGHTWEIGHTTTT
  @dofehino54442 жыл бұрын
- Thanks sir?! Are you a biologist to say that? Have some respect for this lovely lady!
  @surenot12 жыл бұрын
- "It's MA'AM!"
  @LynneMadison07312 жыл бұрын
This is so absolutely on point. “HEY LADIES, I beat you by 11 minutes fair and square SO GET OVER IT.” I lost it!
@apieceofdirt46812 жыл бұрын
- Haha.. I died at that same comment!
  @dr.sammypryor2 жыл бұрын
- 500th like!
  @walle31662 жыл бұрын
- 😂😂😂
  @theoldschooldiva3742 жыл бұрын
As a total nobody who doesn't identify with anything yet, I'm so impressed by this uplifting an honest story full of selfreflection. And the comments make me cry. Such compassion and I see so much examples of strong people, objects and animals I have hope that one day I too will identify as anybody or anything. I love you all. ❤
@roden70Ай бұрын
❤❤❤ THIS!!! Thank you. 👏👏👏
@RJK01072 ай бұрын
As a south Asian woman who identifies as a kangaroo from Australia, I really appreciate your video! So brave & so stunning!
@kiranmalik1926 Жыл бұрын
- 😂
  @kymberliveith1283 Жыл бұрын
- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  @maddyedits0111 ай бұрын
- 😂
  @dawood2u11 ай бұрын
- Let's go 🎉🎉🎉🎉 I'm South asian Dracula 😂😂😂
  @johonmallik936811 ай бұрын
- 😂
  @neskorock10 ай бұрын
“I don’t identify the weighs as being that heavy.” He got me there
@markwilkie76332 жыл бұрын
- Light weight baaabbbaaaayy
  @ThePrototypler2 жыл бұрын
Loved this omg😂😂
@clairemoorcroft4263 ай бұрын
This is gold!
@deeznutz80s2 ай бұрын
As a white Indian male who identifies as a green female daschund who identifies as a 12 year old chinese garden hose, I am so inspired by your courage and you have helped me be proud of who I am. Which should be clear to everyone by now.
@HolyMith Жыл бұрын
- So you can water plants? Why is the hose Chinese? I think its Russian
  @taliyahs1918 Жыл бұрын
- i always thought old chinese hoses are the coolest in culture
  @mojobalaos5611 Жыл бұрын
- 😆😆😆😆😆😆
  @shadowlancer45 Жыл бұрын
- As a sperm whale who became a black mamba who became a turd who is still a republican she would know.
  @joyces5698 Жыл бұрын
- That means you’re 11 years older than the second oldest Chinese garden hose, congrats.
  @IbullyWoketards Жыл бұрын
This is such a true representation of what is happening. It's that surreal and ridiculous.
@dkasper3267 Жыл бұрын
- Absolutely,100%! This was the hammer hitting the nail smack dab on the head!
  @taniavenhaus5524 Жыл бұрын
- So damn funny, I loved it!
  @yvonnehillis2461 Жыл бұрын
- It is Surriculous! 😅
  @Annihilus2000 Жыл бұрын
- 666th like, right here!
  @bnpzarie9511 Жыл бұрын
- Exactly 😂💯
  @kheleecebrown179911 ай бұрын
I'm only two minutes in and I'm crying!🤣🤣🤣
@joannpelas51012 ай бұрын
Omg just love all the comments! Just spot on! So hilarious!
@srezzy13263 ай бұрын
You know JP, I don't mean this in a negative way, you are a truly a brave and stunning Neanderthalian beauty. Only very few women can pull off a full beard like you do. Congrats for shattering sexist stereotypes and expectations, you have the balls to prove women can be literally anything.
@virginiamontaldo4402 жыл бұрын
- More like men can be anything.
  @cbounds32652 жыл бұрын
- Except funny.
  @sthubbins40382 жыл бұрын
- 🤣🤣🤣
  @nunyabidnazz23112 жыл бұрын
- Lol
  @suran3962 жыл бұрын
- Well said!
  @mr.niceguy18122 жыл бұрын
Lol "I think children's sports is next. Probably peewee football!" That kills!
@catnapper75092 жыл бұрын
- I'm 10 years old now! Classic! LMFAO
  @lukejacquot20022 жыл бұрын
- Best line!
  @brianmalexander2 жыл бұрын