School re-opened for many kids in Los Angeles today, UFO sightings have skyrocketed during the pandemic, Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz made an appearance for the “Save America” Summit and was denied a meeting with Trump, Donny trashed Mitch McConnell and wants credit for the vaccine, multiple citizens from Cincinnati called 911 claiming they saw monkeys on the loose, and Jimmy and Guillermo met up with U.S. Olympian Allen James to learn how to racewalk.
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Apparently Gaetz misunderstood when someone told him that Venmo was for "minor purchases."
Bravo, well played!
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Bwahahahahahaha!!
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LMAO!!! good one!
10:19 "That's how I walk when I really have to use the bathroom." LOL
''Matt Gaetz was like the son Donald Trump never had. _Now_ he's getting treated like the sons he _does_ have'' 🤣🤣🤣
*Biden has left the chat*
If only don Jr and Eric can get exposed for the frauds they actually are then the world can become a better place ...
@@onedayatatime1494 Surely you're mixing them up with Hunter? You've never seen his videos on GNews? Never heard of Tony Bobulinksi???
@@whitehartlane7240 Jog-on, arsehole - muchas gracias, KKKretin...
@@richardpierpoint3006 I know Richard. I make a fact based criticism. You're emotionally triggered and try to write a child like insult. See how this works? Poor lad.
Jeez when the guy who has the hots for his own daughter won't meet with you it's really game over.
I just saw on the news that this was all a lie and Trump never refused to meet with Gaetz.
@@scottloveless9405 LMAO
@@nikkimcdonald4562 why, you don't believe it's true?
I don't really think a meeting, or lack of meeting, says anything about his character one way or another. #45 is really only good at one thing, and that's looking out for #45. If you're toxic in the eyes of public opinion, he'll abandon you faster than you can say "covfefe", regardless of anything else. He's a lot of things, and "loyal" is not one of them.
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Jimmy always makes my day. ❤
Your life that pathetic?
@@landahans227 yeah, shame on that guy for having something to look forward to in these dark times...
I love Guillermo... he’s such a good sport and always cracks me up 😆💕
Guillermo is such a good sport and so funny too.
You know Jimmy is good when someone who doesn't even live in your country would never miss his videos. LOL!
TOTALLY excellent to actually SEE opposition to the 'conservative' narratives!!!!
@@anthonydebski5814 Yep. They're so dominant right now.
Trump was worried Gaetz would be wearing a wire.
A poll was recently conducted, and 4 out of 5 high school girls from Florida said that they would definitely NOT ever date Matt Gaetz again ... 🤣🤣🤣
@Damone DFull credit to the High School Students - I took no interest in politics & representatives until I was eligible to vote.
Scary. That should have been 6 out of 5!😁
Sheesh! When you have to explain a joke to the MAGA F-wits, well, it gets kinda tedious ... Then again, I guess you have to explain EVERYTHING to those losers ... Mmmn, let's see, Democracy, the Constitution, Voting, Bleach, Fauci, Math, Gun Control, breathe-in, breathe-out. IDK where to start ...
@@andrewlockwood6102 Go Blues!
"...NOT ever date Matt Gaetz again...". Again?
best way to end my night watching Jimmy
😂 dummy
Congrats he liked your comment
@@DarkFlames42 you actually think its him.. such an idiot 😂
@@landahans227 Cant tell if you’re a 7 year old kid or a 70 year old lady 😳😳
I seriously laughed til I cried at the beginning of the monologue when the parent dumped her child out of the car. Funny stuff, Jimmy!
I've been dropped off like that. Kinda. Except my mom dropped me off across the street from the school. She even did it to my uncle once. He grumbled about not having time to put on a parachute.
If you ever feel like things aren't going well or that you'll never get the things you want in life, just remember that Matt Gaetz didn't have a high school girlfriend until he was 38 years old.
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Wow
YOU WIN! 😂😂😂
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Need to gift Matt Gaetz with a life size doll...
Fun fact: That is how my mom drops me off everyday at school. Except she says "don't do drugs unless you're sharing". Such a great mother.
Sharing is caring!
Funny,but I hope you're kidding
@@SterlingBrett Mom?
I already like your mom ,and i dont even know her.
Lemmy (RIP) told *his* son not to do coke, because it's a waste of money; crank lasts far longer. He was right, but back before you were born, it wasn't the crap they're flogging now. Annnnd I love your Mum.
From the house of representatives to prison. Gotta love it . . .
"He's 38 yrs old and never kissed a girl".....that he didn't pay.
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Clearly you're a Hip fan from Ontario.
Waited all weekend for this.
That’s pathetic af 😢
Meeee tooo! I always look forward to Monday nights.
@@landahans227 Please restrain yourself from the unnecessary criticism. It can be a figure of speech. Also a lot of people can relate to this as we are still in the middle of a pandemic.
@@landahans227 You really need therapy if you choose to spend your time making multiple negative replies to people's comments. I feel sorry for you.
When I'm feeling blue all I have to do is laugh along with you Jimmy Kimmel!!! Love you!
That was pathetic 😂 go to sleep
Matt gatez looks like a super villain that only got 4 hours of sleep last night
Like a dark haired Syndrome from the Incredibles
All about looks, huh? What do you look like, a Supreme Court Justice? A Guy who walks on water? Regressives define everything, even public policy such as federal aid to farmers, based on how they look. I can't think of a better way to divide America.
@@mikecrowe4926 Shut up, Karen - many thanks!
@@mikecrowe4926 first of all yes I can walk on water if it’s a 1 inch puddle and learn how to take a joke man
@@richardpierpoint3006 Life gets tough when Regressives must defend their positions. I can understand your emotional reaction. That's what the AOC/Pelosi/Kamala crew offer.
I absolutely love the way the entire GOP is crumbling into dust before our very eyes.....
It’s now 2022 and they’re still around and still nuts.
Look, America, when you pay for a crime don't use accounts that can be traced back to you.
Its like walking with something wrong 😂😂😂
"U.F.O sightings have skyrocketed....." boom-tish!
Dropping the kid off at what they hope is his school....Jimmy's little offside productions are so well done, a good belly laugh to start the day.
there it is again jimmy Kimmel hits us with the laughter we were waiting for woooh jimmy
Wow your comment got a like
That’s pathetic 😂
Was never a superfan of Kimmels show, but the writing / delivery has been on fire recently. Loving it !
You are a zero in the human race.
@@joseflores8282 Jog-on, arsehole - muchas gracias, amiga!
Wow that guy training Jimmy had the bandiest legs I've ever seen & Guillermo has the shortest.
No...they’re comin for you...🤣🤣🤣 laughed out lowd
Believe it or NOT; I totally enjoyed my sons BEING homeschooled, cause we're from Baltimore and it was refreshing that I didn't have to worry!!!
Not trying to be rude at all but what is it about Baltimore that makes you worry? My guess is school shootings but I’m seriously not sure, but also same I’m glad I didn’t have to go to school and that my sisters didn’t either
@@valeriag9443 we worry about walking down or up the street without getting shot, so it doesn't makes the schools, it makes are neighborhoods.
@@rocketrod4191 oooh ok thank you for explaining and I’m so sorry that happens a lot there
Oof Baltimore
Valeria needs to watch the Wire lol
Thanks to you Mr. Jimmy Kimmel, and the Jimmy Kimmel Live! and staff. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you!
Trump reminds me of a guy in his 60's still talking about how great he played football in high school.
I love how you guys still talk about trump when he’s out of office
@@itslogman9695 yous still worship him out of office plus he has a bunch of indictments coming down so he's in the news. Tax evasion racketeering and sedition . I love the u.s it's my favorite reality show . The good guys won this season but the next season starts 2024 so we ll see
@@ryanmcphee8451 nah I don’t worship him stop generalizing... plus there’s no clear evidence yet on the taxes
@@itslogman9695 We talk about a lot of useless old men who are no longer gainfully employed. Don't think your weird golden cow is that special.
@@rachelk4805 y’all are just obsessed with trump especially talk show hosts like Kimmel
Matt Gaetz has nothing to worry about,he can become a white evangelical preacher and make millions in a couple of years,he got the looks and the rap.
@Dahn sorry sweetie but everyone knows that any info coming from the right is straight up conspiracy. You apparently believe in conspiracy so much that you got rid of true republican Liz Cheney and embraced conspiracy nut Marjorie Greene. Sorry kook, nothing you say has any credibility whatsoever
Aa
Let this be a lesson to anyone that sells their soul to Trump.
And yet, as always, it won’t be.
GOPigs don't learn lessons. If they did they wouldn't have to cheat to win.
Rent free
@Brian Mull rent free. Don’t even like trump but u maniacs can’t stop talking about him. He lost he left office. It’s trump derangement syndrome
Guillermo is such a good sport and so funny too.
I haven't read all the comments yet... but.... anybody mentioned the tan suit? I mean.... fox, where you at?
This was one of your best!
This is like: "Look! There's a UFO. Go get me the worst camera there is to capture it!"
You want me to get the potato cam?
It's the Alien tech man, they can't be captured with good quality cameras.
@@falcovg2 just like those darn ghosts
@@christophermiller3031 Problem with filming ghosts is that often they haven't kept up with their family relations after dying so they only come out to be filmed as long as they are unrecognizable. The only thing you can film with an HD cam are interdimensional plasma beings, as long as your lens has some water droplets on it and you're filming a light source that is.
I always keep a Logitech Fotoman on-hand just for emergencies like this, with a Game Boy Camera as a back-up.
When Gaetz takes his date to a "Fancy" restaurant he always has to remind her to leave her tricycle outside.
Are saying his dates are not too swift?
Nah, he always has to order her a Happy Meal!
I didn't realize he also dated 70 year olds with Harleys...
He takes a different niece every week
"But I'm only 15 years old.... ....Don't wanna see your ID." (Rolling Stones, "Stray Cat Blues")
I'm deeply convinced that Liberace would have been a much more sane president than Mr. T.
Go, Guillermo!!! Arriba!!! The Olympics will be more fun than ever with these two. 😂🥰
As a teacher I'm loving parents that are struggling to get their kids to be productive. Now you can imagine what its like having 30 of them at a time.
Plus they don't all spk English/American. Druggie babies make me cry plus how poor r schools r, especially in poor neighborhoods.
@Alyson H okay Karen 😂😂😂
Don’t listen to the trolls. You’re doing a great job, Kris; we appreciate it.
@Alyson H wrote: "And parents have their children all the time you only teach them 180 days for 8 hours." Ah, teachers, don't you WISH that's how little you worked? Your best-kept secrets are all the paperwork you do from 4-10 p.m. M-F and on weekends and all the in-service, certification and prep work you do in the summer and on school breaks.
@Alyson H 😂😂😂😂😂 we think you’re crazy. That little speech did nothing. Lol. You lost and Kris won. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The race walker fellow is insanely bow-legged. My knees hurt watching him.
Its the first time I've seen someone alive with rickets
I wonder where he left his horse.
I didn’t want to be unkind but I was wondering if having bow-legs was an advantage for race walking.
I was thinking the exact same thing!
@@judymurray191 I, too, wasn't meaning to be unkind. They just looked positively painful.
Excellent job Jimmy and Guillermo excellent job👍👍👍
Have you heard about foreign invest where you can earn big and work less
God Guillermo you are hysterical!
The speed walking had me hysterical😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
God was so impressed with Guillermo's form, he parted the clouds.
Sure it wasn't them there 'space lasers'?
I heard about racewalking when I was 12 and started trying it on my own. The skill got me through the halls of high school when running wasn't allowed :)
I just love Jimmy Kimmel. I love that he cracks up at all of the stupid people in the news and these people give him plenty of comedic material to work with ! He makes it so easy to laugh out loud even though people look at me like I'm crazy. My favorite host. Keep it up Jimmy😉😉
Cranston's speed walking on MITM was the best
Have you heard about foreign investment where you earn more and work less
Morning from the Philippines 😊👍🏾
I absolutely ADORE Guillermo!
jimmy keeping it real i appreciate that
Jimmy kimmel has one of those infectious laughs that makes you laugh
yeah because his comedy wont
This kimbel guy is overrated
@@robcyrax631 hes hysterical.
Jimmy Kimmel is a lowlife.
Kimmel lame af
Hey. That was filmed at my old high school: Hollywood High school. School colors are red & white. U can see the mural of Rudolph Valentino on the back of the auditorium as the "sheik" from the silent film of the same name. The football team is named the Sheiks. Great memories. thanks Jimmy & Guillermo !!
That was sooo funny! We've had 3 first days of school in Europe and each one was a relief 😄
Ha Jimmy and Guillermo look like "The Mario Bros" on the track 😂
I was hoping they would do synchronized swimming. I would love to see Jimmy and Guillermo in a pool.
Creep
@@landahans227 😂
Yes! That would be too funny 😂
Foreign invest where you earn more and work less
2:53 The guy who's on the T side of "Stop the Steal" has the stones to talk about baseless claims? That's rich, unlike most of us.
Stop The Steal? Follow the upcoming audits in Georgia and Arizona. Then let's talk.
Muy bueno my Friend! Loved it!
Jimmy, you make my night.
I absolutely LOVE How Supportive Guillermo is to Jimmy!! 🤗 his proud elbow bump @ 14:05 & "Wow, Good Yob" was so sincere💛💛💛 Their friendship legit makes mee really happy 💛💛💛
Please oh please will we ever get your daughter's intro to you quarantine version of the show again? That was truly a salve for lost souls.
You people are all zombies.
These girl singing was so up lifting!!!
@@bobjob3632 JIMMY! KIMMEL! WIFE! From his house!
They are all Criminals 😠 Start Arresting Now!
That dude was running not walking
Is this as crazy as it Gaetz..?
I wouldn’t get close to Matt Gaetz without my Geiger Counter
You make me laugh Jimmy. God bless you,
I, too, am a constituent and I agree with you 100%!
Have you heard about foreign invest where you can earn big and work less
"Look out Mr. Potatohead. They're coming for you"
Who Pirro?
@@guynorth3277 huh?
They castrated him .
Have you ever read "The Boy Who Cries Wolf Before"? I only ask b/c you're still trusting the same people who told you the Orangeman was a Russian spy... FOR YEARS!!!
@@druujenkins3857 not a spy... a Russian asset.
Your awesome man
We love you Jimmy
Get out, get out, get out, 🤣🤣🤣🤣, hysterical!
"Matt, don't you know that you're toxic? And I hate what you do Don't you know that you're toxic?"
Hahaha, you are right
YASSSSS...brining in a little Brittany 🤣🤣😜
Love you Jimmy Kimmel 💘
3:54 He has not solicited a meeting with the FORMER (!!!!) president. This is super important.
Love the Mini Van Mom... Lol!!! Give that writer a raise!!!!
Guillermo is the best part of the show 💖😂
Oh you think so
@@charlespatterson2258 yes. Kimmel is robotic.
Have you heard about foreign investment where you earn more and work less
Can't wait until he Gaetz indicted.
"Walk, Don't Run" (1966), directed by Charles Walters, starring Cary Grant, Samantha Eggar and Jim Hutton (father to Timothy Hutton).
Didn’t Tucker Carlson already told him “I don’t know what you’re talking about “. Why does he keep insisting they are coming for us and not him?? 😂😂😂
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How this freaks are in the govermemt. Hanging high now
Trump: Gaetz? Never heard of him.☺
Que lindo Guillermo ❤️
Stopped running, Stopped raining 😂
LMAO....that race was hilarious...!!!
Funny from beginning to an end... what a return😂👍
Someone said Gaetz looks like the villain from the incredibles..... the boy who was upset with Mr. Incredible 🤣
Oh so so so true!
Did you ever see Gerry Anderson's "Thunderbirds"?
@@jackspringheel9963 No.
Have you heard about foreign trade platform where you can earn big and work less
Syndrome 🤠
LOVE Guillermo! He is just the funniest!
🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣... Loved the enthusiastic walk
Listening to Matt Gaetz is a lot like listening to Brett kavanaugh..they sound almost exactly the same and say almost exactly the same things.
Best SNL skit ever ... Matt Damon as Brett Kavanaugh at the hearing.
The bullies are asking them to put their own heads in the toilet 😂😂😂
That's how Matt will wash his hair in the big house.
I think that Mr. Nice guy may have made visit to Cincinnati
Paybacks are a mutha.
Birds of a feather...shut the other out. Lmao. Lock these creeps up!
The Limo pulled up to Mar-a-Lago. An aide told Secret Service, “Matt Gaetz’s car has arrived.” The Agent replied, “Yeah, and Nobody got out.”
More likely is'Who?'
Nope, Matt. You're done. Totally.
If poindexter is gaetz's spokes"man", it shows a pattern of his attraction to children.
That guy's just methin' around in that cemetery, huntin monkeys.
I smell chemicals.
Methin'
Lmao I was thinking the same thing 😂🤦🏻♀️
God even Gaetz’s spokesman is underage
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Had me laughing once again
Forget the white hoods and KKK, America now has the biggest clan of Tin Foil Hats 🤣🤣🤣