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Kurt Metzger is a stand-up comic, writer, and host of the "Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger" podcast. His latest special, "30 Minutes with Kurt Metzger," is available on KZhead.
www.kurtmetzgercomedy.com
Kurt talking about what happened at Dresden so passionately then saying he doesn’t know what city it was is absolute comedy gold😂
Doesn't remember the London blitz or the V2 rockets Hitler rained down upon innocent targets. At least Dresden had war factories.
@@stanw909found the war crime justifier
@@FidelCashFlowsalways one
so glad I could finally delete Spotify! Just like the good ol' 2015 days of JRE on KZhead
He is a ignorant, rude idiot.
Love being on KZhead and seeing comments again
What happened to the Spotify deal?
What happened to the Spotify deal?
Makes my Sh hard
Nothing he's on Spotify as well
Sure he had a time limit on only posting on spotify. But just guessing.
Kurt's brain nearly overheating trying to decide how to describe Chris Chan to someone who knows nothing about him was the highlight of this episode for me.
Knowing about Chris Chan is not good. Having knowledge about the true singularity is only a burden. Maybe you share the story as a cautionary tale, but mostly it's a horrific, depressing slog.
LOL, but he would be fun to hang -out with !!!!!! Love all of you !!!!! SRGT John M Yates Jonesboro AR
Have missed Kurt on Jimmy so much this week. It's so nice to get to see him on Rogan.
😂😂😂 the gullible in you
15 years, and I'm still waiting for Kurt to finish a sentence.
For every sentense Kurt finishes he starts atleast 5 new ones.
god him and Dan Soder sound the same and are so cringey
probably from Kratom
@@MrLongDongSilverdamn what else do you consider cringe then
I still kind of like him. He's actually pretty funny.
Good god we need a Podcast with Kurt and Tim Dillon. Shit would be entertaining as hell.
Yeah that’d be awesome
Holy shit, yes please.
We need a prosecutor though...can't have just defendants
A spin on “We might be drunk” called “We used to do coke” w/ Tim and Kurt
Lol you you are clearly big Tim fans, they already did an epsiode on Tims patreon and it was trash
Kurt is one of my favorite people. He's always a few steps ahead.
😂😂😂 gullible Trumpers
His thoughts are live streaming directly to his vocal cords without delay. Love it
This convo flowed so well! Kurt is a very good conversationalist
Kurt’s laugh on Jimmy Dore makes things even funnier lol
I like his epic one liners. He’s a perfect sidekick.
@@AnaLucia-wy2ii ya now I see why he hasn’t been on Jimmy show this week he’s been traveling
When the episode ends and cuts off with Kurt’s laugh it always sends me into a laughing fit
Kurt's constant interruptions and talking over Jimmy ruin the show. he needs to remember he's just the sidekick.
Love Jimmy Dorre Kurt is hilarious
Kurt Metzger is ALL OVER THE PLACE and it is HILARIOUS 🤣!!!
Kurt Metzger is like when Mr Data tried to become human and understand humor. His face reminds me of Mr Data so much.
Haha a Fistful of Datas
Kurt and Jimmy are my favourite people. I love them.
I love listening to Kurt, you can almost hear his brain crunch when he's thinking like a bowl of Rice Krispies.
“Where did Dresden happen?” “I’m not sure what city”
I didn't even catch that 😭
The toilet city that got shat on No affermitve action back then that evolved to DEI . They used wine stocks to save property. The ancient Greco-Roman in me thinks nothing nice
Desert dry eh 😂
Wooof. I remember reading slaughter house 5 as a kid and looking into it after. No war factory, war was over. Beautiful gothic town and everyone in it melted by raining fire from the sky for 3 days. Really changed my point of view.
Captain Joe Dresden famously firebombed Moscow in 1812
Oh my God 😂 these two together somehow became my favourite JRE ever. Would kill to hang out with these two together, I'm effing crying! 😂❤
This episode was side splitting funny
They are great together . Two Leos !!
Never seen kurt before this what a wild dude he had me rolling a few times 😅
“Stochastic terrorism is what you did.” Fkn Metzger had me dyin😆
Kurt and Jimmy are such a breath of fresh air in terms of being hilarious truth tellers who won't grovel to the bastards.
Funny you said breath of fresh air when he was just smoking.
Yes for dummies
“We know they are lying, they know they are lying, they know we know they are lying, we know they know we know they are lying, but they continue to lie.”
That’s because those who aren’t us refuse to accept the fact that they are lying. To admit when your wrong is a humbling experience, it hurts your pride. This is why the left has chosen the deadliest of the 7 deadly sins to promote. There are plenty of people in the world who would sooner self destruct than hurt their pride by humbling themselves.
How to stop them? If we ignore them they will do worse.
Because "we" are not forcing accountability.
Lmao
@edvigadias9447 mock them at every opportunity and tell people where they live and work.
Kurt Vonnegut also said, about the Dresden bombing, later in his life he ending up meeting/speaking with some of the people involved in the decision making that led up to the bombing, and the answer that he got was that Dresden was bombed due to "bureaucratic inertia" which is to say, the people bombing had a lot of bombs to drop, and they were going to drop them somewhere so it ended up being Dresden, even though there was no practical military justification or reason for setting it and its inhabitants on fire...
I do not understand why it's not common knowledge, Dresden was bombed to shit only because it'd end up in soviet occupation zone.
The Soviets asked the Allies to bomb Dresden because it was a major train hub. War materials were passing through Dresden on the way to the Eastern front.
@mancyank564 yes this is not known as much. Good to point this out. There wasnt much other military justification to level the city, though.
@@mancyank564 Common you cant beleive that crap, can you? The amount of bombs, planes, pilots and fuel used was enough to level all train stations in Germany + all military factories + half of German troops but instead they leveled the whole town with 300 000 women and children, why would they? Btw they did not drop a single f'king bomb to stop transporting jews to death camps and they knew 100% about genocide and did nothing not just to stop it but even to delay it.
Kurt Metzger should be a United States Senator
Better than that genocidal zombie Fetterman!
Metzger is the most underrated comedian. Genuinely funny, no persona, no hubris.
What! At times he takes over Dore's show with his incessant babble. Interrupts constantly. We don't know why Jimmy does this to us.
@@robertburnett6348 yeah, but Jimmy kinda throws the look or comment to keep Kurt contained, but I did see Kurt a year ago with JD and Steph and imo, Kurt was the most hilarious that night
@@robertburnett6348 Yes because it's an entertainment segment. It's not about the 'news' it's about giving the news in an entertaining way so it's actually accessible to more people than otherwise. Kurt is funny, if you don't like it there are plenty of very boring ways to get your news that are straight and to the point without it. I personally find it refreshing.
@@robertburnett6348 Kurt has a a borderline personality disorder, a drug addiction, a mouth full of marbles, and a face only a mother could love. Kurt fans are either paid, relatives, or sleeping with him.
Yeah Kurt is real, and really funny. He's one if the few people in the public eye who actually sees how it works and feels compelled to talk about it which means he gives a shit. There's no accounting for taste so if you don't like him that's your prerogative but nobody can deny his quick mind and wit. He's like 5 or 6 thoughts ahead here and Joe just can't keep up...
JRE needs to have Jimmy Dore again soon.
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I agree..at lest I can understand him
Yes!
kinda sounds like Joe was trashing Jimmy's Show at the very end of this video
Jimmy said he would when he had something to promote, like a Comedy Special.
My favorite part; "either way you're flying off a roof". Point dot point dot.
Already watched this on Spotify just here to leave a like and comment so the algorithm shares more of Kurt Metzger with people.
same
Watch the Jimmy Dore show. He’s a cohost. Jimmy is funny too.
I used to listen to the Race Wars podcast he did, it was great
Kurt is good
By far one of the most entertaining episodes in a long time
Definitely one of the best.
Kurt is the King of the Half Sentence
it hurts my brain
Spot on about
If he could organize his thoughts better, and yes speak in full sentences he would be unstoppable!! I think he's brilliant and nails certain things but yeah I think he just has so many thoughts he never fully grabs onto one much lol
For real!!
Kurt's having conversations in his head that he let's you in on halfway through...but forgets you weren't there for the start.
Kurt Metzger is great.
Best guest you should have him for a full week
Talking about Dresden and not knowing where it happened was priceless 😂😂
@@Golemrock598well how hot was she
Dresden was a mans name to Kurt 😂
@@irvvalenzuen3135ngl ; I’m black and this the first thing I thought
Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or just don't understand Kurt's dry style of humor
@@Golemrock598 in all seriousness Jewish people like to use the word exclusive but we all know what that really means . They’re one of the most “exclusive” communities in the world . Ask a Palestinian. Saying your Jewish girlfriend is racist is like saying water is wet LOl
Kurt talks the way my brain works.
Then you're brain damaged.
then, you need to start reading books.
same. too much info going in and swirling around, not enough time to convey it all
@@PsychopathyInArabicBooks caused this. I'm same gen as Kurp and can confirm. He has thought within thought multithreading unlike the tiktok generations who can't even seem to figure out serial processing let alone parallel.
Me too!
Kurt and Joe are golden together, in fairness Joe looked a bit tired but Kurts energy here just invigorates him and it works brilliantly! Kurts belly laughs are hilarious.
more please. joe is kinda known for conspiracy theories but, kurt has taken over and i'd liek to hear more.
Kurt is amazing and the Jimmy Dore Show plug at the end was keen. The truth will set you free
I don’t recommend it…
If you're reading this Reply, you are the Resistance.
you are paid opposition or a paid actor the empire is over bud@@mattschneider5205
The fact that some of the most accurate news comes from the Jimmy Dore show tells you how bad the media is today.
@@mattschneider5205what’s wrong with jimmy dore?
Kurt is so underrated on the JDS. He's frequently a couple of steps ahead - or sideways (!), so he can seem as if he's delivering non-sequiters; but when you manage to get into his rhythm, he's hilarious, and one of the sharpest guys out there.
Exactly! Reminds me of my genius best friend growing up who couldn't get a thought out in a coherent sentence unless he got stoned, and you realise he'd been ten steps ahead of you that whole time! XD
I agree. Sometimes he makes me lose my shit.
True. Alot of people complain about him meandering but it's more like they're having a hard time keeping up with Kurt.
@@user-hl7ji4bv4q10000% correct. I think even Jimmy struggles to follow him sometimes. Says Kurt’s going off topic when he’s providing another example of the same corruption or explaining another reason why something is deeply immoral. I’ve learned so much from Kurt. He sees things as they are and doesn’t virtue signal ever. A blessing to our society. More people need to listen to Kurt. REALLY listen. I hope his podcast comes back.
I agree! He cracks me up. Sometimes it takes Jimmy a second to get his jokes. 😊 He’s got the best one liners and they’re always referencing some larger concept. One of my favorites was when Jimmy said something obviously true and Kurt with an offended voice said, “Hey, that is lacking context! “ 😂 obviously referencing the fake and often desperate “fact checks.”
The Killing Machine never sleeps. Tuned in for Metzger. I didn't know Rogan was going to talk TVs like Maher.
God damn I love KURP.... he's like a vessel of knowledge with 100 holes spewing out information all at once, unfortunately not through a centralized spout
I live Kurt's level of outrage at everything. That's how angry all the Podcasters should be at the shit that goes on in this world.
Most podcasters are his level of stupid too
Kurt's level of knowingly gaslit, infurious disbelief of the upside down, sideways state in which we find ourselves paints a perfect picture of the confused frustration felt by anyone with a fking brain.
100% and great description!
💯💯💯💯
I am completely desensitized to it all and watching his reactions to it all has been one of my favorite things as of late.
I love your formulation.
Yep
Kurt is such a goat in terms of just ranting about current affairs
The Jimmy Dore Show is one of the last beacons of light in the poopstorm we're navigating through.
Kurt: says anything Joe : "Gleegleegleeglee"
Made this episode hard to listen to with that weird fake laugh. Idk why but it was driving me nuts.
It's because he's humoring him and like that's not true but whatever kinda laugh @@Dadburn_erl
Has he started doing this habitually or is it just a nervous tic?
Colin Quinn referring to Kurt as a 'Bosnian war criminal' with regards to how Kurt looks is why Colin is the greatest
I'm Bosnian and I find that weird. Why would he call him that way? Maybe he meant Serb war criminal?
I'm romanian and i find your reply very weird. Maybe he meant what he meant. It was a joke for christ's sake. The accent wasn't put on war criminal, the war on yugoslavia or any other bs. He wanted to make a funny joke and that's what he came up with on the spot. And it is funny.
@@libertas5005 bosnian muslims commited far more war crimes during Bosnian War than Serbs did through entire 90's.
@@libertas5005 If he knew that libertas, I'm sure Colin would correct himself :) He is sharp as a tack and loves to learn
Who was the guy who was charged at the Hagge? Mulosavic? @@libertas5005
Kurt is a smart and insightful man! He always has witty and hilarious takes on situations
Became aware of Kurt, from the dore show. He is crazy. Blessings. Bo truckers and railway workers. Cleveland
Kurt is the internet's best sidekick
after this episode he’s a top 5 dipshit too.
P.S. - Dresden amount dead was more like 500k and it was women and children burned to death - fire so hot the water in the city fountains evaporated
What's sad is he used to be on track to be one of the best comedians back in the mid 2010s but got derailed by a certain white substance.
This conversation convinced me otherwise.
also no one is gonna watch Oppenheimer decades from now was the most boring movie ever joe is so FOS sometimes
Kurt is a voice of reason. The world is weird
kurt was raised in a doomsday cult he wasnt raised the same way 99% of americans were. 100% correct he is a breath of fresh air.
Ehh seems like he picks who's right and wrong and isn't very open to hearing otherwise
The voice of uppers.
LMFAOOOOO
Nah, it's you.
So hilarious during the Bridgit Macron/Michelle Obama topic when Joe and Jamie have a lover's spat. Its so passive aggressive and awkward 😂
Kurt is awesome, luv ya bro. TVs are so cheap because they don't want anyone to miss out on their programming.
Kurt can interrupt me with laughter anytime 🫡👍
His laugh is great!
People with autism do have great laughs! His laugh sounds just like my son’s.
I miss when rogan didn't have comments
Jimmy Dore castigates him if he doesn't laugh loudly at every line, but on the JRE there's no pressure to be funny , he's just doing it out of habit
@vv7299 🥺 oh no! Tell me more little squeaker. 🤣 ..have a nice day..
Kurts stand up is underrated AF
Lame af
He has one of the best stories ever on "This is Not Happening" about the Jehovah's Witness kid turned crack dealer Zumo.
If Kurt Metzger and Sam Tripoli got together for a two hour podcast, not a single coherent thought would be uttered to completion.
And they would understand each other perfectly. I would definitely listen to that.
It would be funny af though
Kurt has to do his own news commentary show
No he needs some structure for his haphazard brilliance to shine. His solo podcast is hit and miss
Have Jimmy Dore on again Joe! Awesome you had Kurp on though man! ❤
Joe has Kurt on a lot. I don't see much of Kurp anymore. I think he is too busy for Kyle.
Kurp
"P" isn't even close to "T" on the keyboard, man
@@HuxMan909 You obviously don't know Kurp. Don't get involved with those of us who know them both.
We need Kurt on at least once a month!
No...he's a pedophile and needs to be in jail
You got Kurt at least once a week at Jimmy Dore Show
Thank you for talking about Gaza 💔
First Rogan Podcast I completely watched in years.
Finally Joe has someone with balls to talk about this ongoin GENOCIDE, salute to Joe Kurp!
Yep that is a W
Lmao there is no genocide
@@chaim5397stop following the propaganda
Joe has had 50 guests on about “trans” issues and 500 on about the life threatening issue of “woke ideology” but has not had a single guest on about the ongoing genocide 6 months into it. I love Kurt. Ever since he left KZhead I only watch his shows when I love the guest unlike before when I would watch every other episode.
@@chaim5397 Why am I not surprised someone named Chaim is denying the genocide, they give you your shekels yet bro?
Kurt’s is 2 thoughts ahead of what he saying at all times, I love it! We need something where it’s just Kurt talking about these subjects. Like 2 hours a week of Kurt just going off.
Yeah it’s called the jimmy dore show
@@flavioa6351he's good with jimmy but him with rogan is so good
“It’s cheaper than insulin!”. Brilliant! I love Kurt!
In case you're not aware, there's also a humanitarian crisis in Darfur, Sudan. By January 21, 2024, the toll was staggering: at least 13,000 dead and 33,000 injured. Fast forward to March 21, and the numbers are even more alarming, with over 6.5 million internally displaced and more than two million seeking refuge beyond the country's borders. This tragedy is compounded by reports of civilians in Darfur falling victim to the Masalit massacres, described by the United Nations humanitarian chief as "one of the worst humanitarian nightmares in recent history."
isn't that Islamist groups in Sudan?
It's between two opposing factions of Sudan's military government.
@@dennisb6954so they're all Muslim extremists?
Al-Shabab massacre Christians in Kenya. Boko-haram massacre Christians in Nigeria. Iraq gasses 200,000 Kurds. ISIS massacred the Yazidis. Turkey killing Kurds. Houthis killing Yemen Christians. Every Muslim country expelling the Jews in 1940-1950
Good old West destabilising shit again.
This is a conversation between weed on Adderall and Whiskey on smelling salts.
Accurate
Actually they're on cocaine. I can tell being an ex addict for 8 sum odd years. If you pay attention JR sniffs way more often then he usually does. And you can notice the speed of talking and the constant interjections and cutting each other off.
Pfizer needs to be held accountable for its crimes
Just say jews
government will protect them to the last child and if every child dies then they'll say they're too big to fail
@@bestkoreanjesus ceo of pfizr is a j3w?
Will never happen
They don't have laws for them! Lol
Great ep, Kurt is hilarious
I use a flip phone .....I have an Ipod touch and computer at home I use for music and smart phone type stuff at home..........I get to the internet when I get to it, its never a rush, it prevents a lot of stress this way and I highly recommend it.
I honestly think it should go back to that way. A flip phone doesn’t seem “weird” to me at all.
Kerp has really helped wake up both Joe and Jimmy Dore to the view of the world from 30,000 feet.
Remember when Joe brought on Metzger to talk down Owen Benjamin back when Owen was losing his shit?
Kurt admitted candidly on TJDS that he didn't know about the treatment of Palestinians until pretty recently, but he clearly does now
I really appreciate Kurt's takes on a lot of issues. He has a pretty level-headed common sensical take. He calls out both sides. Don't agree with everything, but at least he is respectable and willing to have an honest conversation
Man, idk when Joe Rogan got the Crablante laugh, but I'm here for it.😂
Kurt only finishes 40% of his sentences
“As the Carpets, So the Drapes” is the most underrated joke in this whole episode 😂
The Great and Powerful Kurmis Mestragimos
So glad I'm not the only one..👌 That sh*t cracked me up! 😂😂
So glad I'm not the only one..👌 That sh*t cracked me up! 😂😂
🤣
@@Jasonliggett69 Kurtmes Trismeztgistus
Kurt has the same laugh as drax from guardians 😂😂😂
Lol. Jimmy could be Rocket Raccoon. Damnit I demand a cosplay podcast
he did play drax in the films so makes sense
*Dave Bautista
@@Seanigan88 pretty sure it was kurt but i get the confusion
@@andypehrson9316 Stahhhhp. Stop it.
superb with caveats as with all things. top work Joe, nice to meet you Kurt!
Jimmy Dore and Kurt Metzger man, real integrity
lmao Jimmy and integrity, strange couple!
This was my favourite episode in a while 😂 love Metzger!
That's because Metzger still has a passion for these topics that Joe seems to have lost.
"These big black arms coming over your face" 😂😂 big mike 😂😂😂
love Kurt… funny and insightful
Thanks for having Kurt on.
where my dawgs at
Ayyyye
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WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!
Pet Cemetary
Present
Why Joe rocking BlackRifleCoco? Lol😂
Kurt really knows the dynamics of the show. It's been almost almost 3 hours of them talking just about anything and it hasn't feel like a drag like with some other guesses he has had lately
Can we get Thomas Sowell on JRE?
That would be amazing!
God please
Word
He should be a mainstream character in the media... not sure why they hide his stuff so much 😅 too truthful for sure
Just became my number 1 guest as soon as I read your comment. This has and needs to happen
Nerdrotic/Critical Drinker shoutout is dope! They'd be GREAT, either of em, for JRE
If they stick to culture war and dont expand to actual war and politics.
What's the timestamp?
This guy and Alex Jones by themselves for 3 hrs would be hilarious.
Kurt is great on Jimmy Dores show
Jimmy Dore is great on Jimmy Dores Show
Yeah, I love how he shills for Trump and Putin and literally laughs at dead Ukrainian bodies. What a hoot!
They should have me on…
Kurt is the pea-brain behind the stupid jokes when Jimmy is just trying to push Russian disinformation.
@@TinLe120😂😂😂
Kurt’s doctor: “I’m writing you a prescription for a drug called Adderall. I recommend you take at least an entire bottle every day.”
Kurt has a a borderline personality disorder, a drug addiction, a mouth full of marbles, and a face only a mother could love. Kurt fans are either paid, relatives, or sleeping with him.
I need to make an appointment with Kurt's doctor
love Kurt. he's the exasperated sane person, that is slowly unable to be certain anymore if it is he or the world that is insane. this is what happens when you start paying attention.
We need this guy every month
Well done Kurt. Everyone watch the Jimmy Dore show.
Kurt could be a weekly guest. Great synergy!
Kurt bringing Chris Chan to Rogan is the highlight of my day.
What! 😮I can't wait
1:24:47 boom
inverse jesus 🤣😂
And this was the moment Sonichu entered the mainstream.
I wish I never heard of Chris Chan and went down that rabbit hole. Depressing shit.
"gee gee gee gee gee" - Joe Rogan
The guys a dork
Roscoe from Dukes of Hazzard
Kurt’s getting better
"Dresden...I don't know what city it was, but I know it was a war crime". Historical pundit, Kurt Metzger. Wow!
Love KURPY SO MUCH!!! Cracked out or not he’s hilarious, one of the best writers in comedy!!!
Your name is great lmfao, with a picture of Gary hahahaha
Awesome ep to watch
He seems a lot less cracked than a great deal of people who walk around. He's a little eccentric in his demeanor, but what's so crazy?
You're a big fan of the Amy Schumer show?
For sure and his a great person
Been enjoying Kurt a lot on Jimmy’s show, so I’m happy to see him here. He’s a great sidekick for jokes to throw into serious news stories, I’m looking forward to seeing him here as a primary guest.
Kurt would be a perfect Disney voice-over character. Great episode , hilarious .
Please do that again soon, it’s great to listen to you both together! Irony and humor perfect! 😅
What the hell am I listening to? Kurt rants even better than Alex Jones. This is absolute gold.
If anything, Kurt is clowning Jones and people that buy into his "persona" .
@@stevenkidd6761ok Steven
I’m watching this like oof 😬
Kurp for me 😂😅💪🤪
Kurt has a a borderline personality disorder, a drug addiction, a mouth full of marbles, and a face only a mother could love. Kurt fans are either paid, relatives, or sleeping with him.
fuckn funny how annoyed joe gets sometimes when he interupts"HOLDON!!!" lmfao
Yeah, I was waiting for him to snap on the guys over-talking on Protect Our Parks.
@@mypawsoflove Last Protect our parks was brutal I had to stop watching
@jarl-caysen the last hour was particularly horrendous to listen to, you ain't miss anything
How long was trump in politics!?? How long was trump In politics !!!!? I thought joe was gonna lose it there 🤣😅😅😅😅
Protect our parks was a disaster for everyone involved. Ari was unbearable honestly. Mark is boring and Shane is fun.... Joe lost control of the pod early on.
Hey You, with the Stone cold steamer 😂🤣💀
Thx for having Kurt on, Love the Jimmy Dore show, and always get a kick when Kurt's on there!