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lyrics:
Hahaha my horse broke my toes
Oh dang
She weighs over 15,000 pounds
1500?
Nope add another 0 too that
There's no way she can be that much..
We got papers on her telling us her weight
The record for weight is 3336 in England
Okay well this horse isn't from here Abby
You can't be calling me a lair
When I have damn papers in this bitch.
And you sure don't know everything about a horse honey
So kinda get over yourself
Your calling me a lair
Thatz real funny don't you think.
You haven't even seen this horse
This horse is bigger and huger then any horse I’ve own
And she 10x the size of yours
***
special thsnks to Mateus Campello da Silva for the Portuguese (Brazil) translation!
"This horse isn't FROM here, ABBY!" Intensely glances away.
best part hands down
That face bro... The glazed over "ok" smile lmao
You wouldn't know it, it goes to a different high school
The horse goes to another school
Such a good argument
I hate being called a lair when I'm so obviously a hideout. Gosh.
😂😂😂 I like this comment probably more than I should
Thank you
or a bunker. like im not just a villains closet, i can save lives.
Just take the upvote. 😂🤣
This 👏🏾👏🏾
"You can't be calling me a lair if I have damn papers in this b*tch" 😂😂 I'm wheezing
So kinda get over yourself 🤣
A laaair!
The way I heard this in a southern accent too lmao
Yeah calling someone a lair while talking about their 15000lb horse...😂
7.5 ton(US) horse lmfao
“You havent even SEEN this horse” gets me everytime
E
Stfu your honour you weren't even there!
@@looneymar9153I'm dying lmfaooo
Came here to write this same thing haha "this horse is bigger and huger then any horse I own"
I'd imagine you could see a 15k lb horse from quite a ways off too.
"Nope add another 0 to that." Oh okay. *01500*
Underrated comment
I did the same thing
Underrated
321 like
I liked your comment but then I saw cancel Vince in your name so I disliked
His face when he says “okay well this- this horse isn’t *from* here *Abby!* ” Is just priceless, honestly it cracked me up every time
Leave me alone we are sleeping
Hey you said my name
@@romainsavioz5466 Lol 😂😂
I think his response as Abby, with the shock and then eye roll 🙄, is worthy of the meme featuring the short clip of that blond 90’s guy who aggressively bats his eyelashes in great but silent offense at some thing said to him on a news broadcast (when media used to be real).
@@m4dd628 How do you get your username to do this? I’m an old lady I don’t understand things except metaphysics and encaustic painting
If I listen to this once, I must listen on repeat for *at least* 15 minutes (truly). Everything is just perfection
I heard that
I’m gonna need them emojis 😅
Add another zero to that. I looped this clip over 150 minutes. You haven’t even seen this clip, Abby.
"ok well this- this horse isn't from hereee aaabby" sounded so good idk why
*calls attorney general *
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Thsnks
blue cheese has mold in it
@@mobooya clearly butter is not important to you.
@@S.E.01 🤣
Yeah Abby, you can't call someone a lair without seeing the horse in person. That's just rude
OMG, Abby; you can just ask why someone else's horse is fat.
It's huger than Abby's horse that arrogant s.o.b
It turns out... someone sold them an elephant and put a saddle on it :D
@@jabberwolf7348 This made me laugh so hard. Evidently, that was what happened. Can't blame the original, unnamed poster's conviction then.
especially when they have the damn papers in this bitch
"This horse isn't from here" as if the horse is an alien.
Comment i scrolled for..bk to sleep
alien is fake , stop this BS
i still can't believe this man created such an uplifting banger from a convo about the last remaining mammoth... it gives me life
Idk why but ive been laughing at this comment for like 15 minutes straight
Imagine you go out to the stables on your friend's ranch and she has a fucking mammoth but seems to be really convinced it's a horse
I laughed so hard when he floated by "Calling me a lair"
Yeeeess! 🤣 that’s my favorite part
You mean lair?
@@LuizAlexPhoenix huh? They wrote ‘lair’ already, what do you mean “you mean lair?” 😂
I live to see 'calling me a lair!' It's funny because it was misspelled twice and auto correct sat by and let it happen.
@@manb4war autocorrect tends to save things you use by habit, even if they're incorrect
I love how she says, “so kinda get over yourself” when she’s the one clearly overreacting.
It’s the joke
And how you say the overreacter is a she even tho there was no statement saying that
Although, i agree with u lol
She?
gender assumption
The facial expressions are 100% believable! "Well this horse isn't from here, Abby" 🤨😑🙄😒
This songs melody is actually really beautiful
i think it’s time abby got off her high horse
Lol
That's a big horse
Toudoum tssss 🥁
Yaaaasssss!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Day 46 of being an elephant going undercover as a horse: I was worried my cover may have been blown when I broke all of the toes of one of the primary caretakers but the documents we forged seemed to be holding up under scrutiny, will continue with caution be ready to evac on a moment’s notice.
😆
Lady Hoofington's identity is intact! "Insert James Bond theme music here*
😂😂😂
We should call the attorney general
🤣🤣🤣
"Calling me a laaaair" is gold.
Lol
The chorus hits stronger when it comes the second time round. MASTERPIECE
Bro that "in England" just hits I can't explain it
Just like death hit the queen?
@@Nekosierrathere’s a special place in hell for you😂😂😂
@@Nekosierra This reply hit me so hard that im dead 💀
England is my city
@@1mawesomel1kethatok
The fact that your long luscious flowing hair is similar to every horse girl known to man makes this the best
You have me rollin with that comment! Truth! 😂😂😂
...horse girl? I would've gone with cowgirl- but ok
@@denniscarew3637 Cowgirls are the female equivalent of cowboys. Horse girls are, as the Urban Dictionary puts it: "A girl who wears t-shirts with horses on them and tapered denim pants, has really long hair in which they braid and fasten with a scrunchie in the back of their head, will "gallop" on the track during gym class, is only friends with other girls who like horses and will look down on you because you are not a horse." It's a nuanced difference.
Omg my baby sis and all her friends growing up were horse girls! And the hair is spot on!
@@denniscarew3637 As sanura points out, horse girls and cowgirls are definitely two different things. For one thing, real cowgirls are into country western music; horse girls, not necessarily. Cowgirls are all about the western style; horse girls are all about the horse. There is overlap between the two, but they aren't the same.
"The record is 3336 in England" *proceeds to have a mental breakdown*
I'm so obsessed with this 😂 this song randomly pops up in my head in the most random situations and it makes me chuckle every time...
For comparison, this horse weighs more than An African Bull Elephant A School Bus A Killer Whale A Tyrannosaurus Rex 15 Horses
Goddammit, Abby. Back at it again with the animal stats. What part of this horse is 10x the size of a normal one is not clicking for you. 🥸
@@Aquaria2291 sit down, you both! The broccoli casserole is getting cold!
Who eats broccoli casserole without butter and blue cheese dressing
@@onmaxxclipzz oh, so you like chunky mold dressing, huh, Doris?
What are you trying to say? That she's a lair???
I don't know why, but this song felt like a fever dream.
I swear I've hear this song IN a fever dream- (Edit for spelling)
@@whos_help1840 or a mushroom trip, i guess we don't know.
Did you guys realise this video is 5 month old already?what actually happen to this guy we need him to come back
@@dummyNaf dude, I literally don't know how I got here. did he do other stuff like this?
@@dummyNafI'm, like, kind of worried and amazed at the same time.
I miss your music so much. It's not just the quality or even the subject matter, it's about your cinematography and the way you subtly act that adds so much. Like just that cut back after "this horse isn't from here Abby!" and the quick look the "logical you" gives is fuckin gold 🤣
Why haven’t we nominated this man for a Grammy yet??
"My horse is 15,000 pounds" is a weird hill to die on, Karen.
She was real offended being told that her horse doesn’t weigh as much as an RV
An African elephant weighs 13,000 lbs. She thinks this horse genuinely weighs a full ton more than the largest land mammal on earth. How does stupid on this level exist?
Sounding like you’re a mega liberal by the “hill to die on” comment. Yikessss. What a drag.
@@indescribable3865 You sound insufferable
@@indescribable3865 I'm going to die, I can't believe you thought this, typed this, read it back to yourself, and still decided to send it
At some point, a 15k lbs horse stops being a horse and starts being a herbivorous dragon.
lmfao, great description.
Elephants are around 15k lbs
I spit out my tea when I read this.
@@AngryKittens Maybe that’s what she was talking about. She probably got the words mixed up because they’re so similar.
@@CherryBeScary A common mistake.
my new comeback for everything is you sure don’t know everything about a horse honey
same
I’m sure it’s already been done in Texas
this is LITERALLY my fav one of these it's so funny-
the “okay well this horse isn’t from here Abby” part of the song was truly amazing, no joke. this is why i love music
Hello there
Its from america E
F L
agree
I love music too. Space jesus
Is anyone else equally as impressed by his acting skills as they are by his musical ability?? XD
Yes! I love his facial expressions, they are spot on!
@@kristen.theoret And the details he puts in his videos. Like how he handels his hair. So funny. xD
I’m Impressed by everything he does! He’s a Talent we don’t deserve.
Ofc...he is a musical genius. Sad in a way he has to do this to get noticed but I am here for it. Adds a whole dimension to music tbh. 😁
@@wiseowl1580 why is it sad it's funny
The music, the acting and let’s not forget the choreography! 10/10
I’ve been on the internet from its inception and this is the absolute best thing it has ever given us. I hope this is played at my funeral. Thank you, Lubalin. You’re a LEGEND.
"Whats your favourite music genre?" Me: "Um... it's complicated."
I'm totally stealing this line, whilst I post this on fb.
@@mousedavis I'm sorry to inform you. I stole it too.
PHHHHHT HHAHAHA 🤣🤣 2 thieves encountering eachother
@@nox5634 just like caroline ,, that thief. she cant be stealing broccoli casserole recipes
Right?
This went from “my toes are broken” to “my horse is an absolute unit”
E
Idk why but your comment gave me the greatest chuckle
I listen to this song every day. I smile from ear to ear the whole time. The dancing and facial expressions are endless fountains of joy my soul can drink to its full content.
Calling me a lair in the background really hit me
What a great Thursday this is turning out to be.
I honestly could not agree more
ikr
Nah, after trying to help my mom with her phone, she snatched it away saying I was trying to infect it with a virus, pretty shitty Thursday.
it's friday in this country but it's better. :D
Hello from future Monday! Today has been .. well it's March 15th!
I can't stop listening to this. The "Okay well this...this horse isn't from here Abby..." part is amazing and makes me so happy.
My favorite part and the "oh dang" 😂😂
And Abby's expression at 0:31 is just perfect for that bit lol
Haha same
My favorite part is “so kinda get over yourself”.. that part sounds awesome and satisfying.. the worst part about this is that it ends
Fave bit too!
I like to think that when the other person was like "this horse isnt from here" it implies the horse was from like another world, explaining why the horse is 15000 pounds 😂
“My horse broke my toes” “Oh dang” 😂😂😂😂😂
“this horse isnt from here abby” THAT HAD ME CACKLING
It's from planet Kuptar. Obviously! What? You don't know anything about Inter celestial cosmic horses? You gotta get over yourself. Honey. 😂
Yes
@@mountainbikerdave Bud.
@@mountainbikerdave kzhead.info/sun/pM6InpaEaqGNg6PL/bejne.htmlttps://kzhead.info/sun/pM6InpaEaqGNg6M/bejne.html
Well MURICA
THIS HORSE ISNT FROM HERE ABBY hits so hard 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
“You haven’t even seen this horse” sets off all the feels. Poor horse. So misunderstood. Has anyone stopped to ask the horse how much it neighs? I mean weighs.
Had me dying...I'm Abby
@@Dunkster23 if you dont greet every horse with "this horse is bigger and huger than any horse ive owned" who even are you!!
@@abbypitts3857 you sure dont know everything about a horse honey!
3 14 21 OH dang...
i have had this stuck in my head for 24+ hours. no complaints
72+, only complaint is more people haven't shared in my joy
This is a masterpiece
I’ve watched this 50 times. It’s such a good song with highs & lows. I wish it was longer.
ikr i genuinely enjoyed the music itself
same.
That's what she said.
Me too! Why is he so good?!
@@angelr9096obsessed
"Calling me a lair" him just saying the misspelling so correct is just perfect.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 with all his expressions
It's too good lmao
"Can't be calling me a Lair when I have papers in this bitch" 🤣💀
"Are you calling me a liar?" "Uh, no, I'm calling you dumb."
"this horse isn't from here Abby" my favorite part (Thanks for the likes)
ME TOO i keep listening over and over and that part just blows me the hell away every single time
You don't know him Abby, he goes to a different school, in Canada.
@@melinaesposito3434 🤣
Fr y it actually sound good😂😂
Yea but the reaction was priceless 🤌
The fact that it's focusing on the weight of the horse rather than focusing that the person broke their toes 😭✋
I would be focusing on a giant horse too tbh
The horse is a person?
@@dogynbros7844 No, the horse broke the person's toe
@@kavitasanodia4384 I read that wrong then
She's a lair, it doesn't matter.
Abby’s face is everything!!
The mugshot of the horse was the highlight of the whole video for me
Seriously man. Your content is unbelievable. I'm addicted and listen to this like 5 times a day!
Me too. There's never been anything I could watch over and over again before Lubalin. He is so dang talented and they are soooo catchy.
Make it 6 times a day. Or imma have to call attorney general.
Ikr? Sometimes I find myself singing about stolen broccoli casserole recipes in the bath. It's short, so I just sing it over and over until I get back to my phone and play it a few times. The drama/acting in the no contacting please vid is awesome, so I give that a few plays, too, while I'm at it.
@@wickedbigpuffeduphai couldn’t agree more
same same same lol
Can i just say that when he sings the misspellings its what gets me the most?
Thsnks.
lair has me laughing so hard, the little echo he does with it lol so funny
For me it the faded out image of his face going across the screen the say “calling me a lair” as though that were an important part of the song😂😂😂
It's honestly the best....I slide these misspellings into conversation a lot now. Calling me a lair?
It's so PERFECT and earnest. IDK how he does it without cracking up? XD
I want that sweet sweet "Oh dang" as my text notification ❤️
anyone else randomly got this recommended this after years? ☠️☠️ still slaps
I mean... I kinda wanna know how it continued. Her reaction when she realized that she was telling Abby that her horse was the approx weight of 2 large shipping containers. :-D
More like 5 and a half elevators.
So probably around the weight of 150 washers?
3 rhinoceros (rhinoceri? Rhinocererusses? 🤣)
@@The_Big_Smoochie moose, meece. 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️ Lmfao.
Well, basically, 1875 gallons of milk.
Background: “Calling me a lair..” 😭
I lost my socks at that moment. Too funny.
@@mulisaurus SAMEEE
dyslexia is a serious problem. I'm foreign, once i wrote Bread instead of beard... English is hellish and funny XF
lmaoo frrr
Lol
This was stuck in my head all day
DUDE THIS SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD!!! I dont know what it is. I love you voice...but you're facial expressions are great. the "CALLIN ME A LAIR" always gets me...
When he says "you sure don't know everything about a horse honey" and the horses face comes back on the screen for a second is actually the funniest shit ever. Idk why but it kills me.
Same😂
U LITERALLY MADE IT UR PFP HAHAHA
@@marieberrahal3996 BAHAHAHAHA
@@marieberrahal3996 AHAHA IM DYIMGGG NPOOWJFNS
YEA-
"And she 10x the size of yours" sounds so pure hearted
2nd grade insults
It HAS to be 10x.
I keep watching it over and over just for the "calling me a lair" echo
the hair kills this!! I can't stop laughing because that is exactly the look I would picture if somebody who is young and loves horses would look like!! 🤣🤣
There's something actually so painful about having a kid walk away from a conversation like that thinking they won
@Demon Slayer i cant stop thinking bout some kid saying “ur mom gae” then you dont respond and they go “lmao thought so” 😭 + dont ever visit twitter, have answered back and I really got “im literally a minor” and someone I know replied “we dont care, get back to your algebra class.” 😭
That's why I crafted a couple good lines that always shuts them up lol can't really say them on here but it does have to do with a mother and then sucking on something of hers like what the father has, that always shuts them up lol
@Demon Slayer stop playing roblox lmao 🤣 or tell em how you feel
There's a reason why there's a command typed /mute player, i get the annoyance tho. Rlly painful to deal with, but oh well, a small price to pay for fun i suppose
Especially after they've broken their toes
I feel like her ending with saying that her horse is bigger than her friend’s is like the primary school argument that your dad is tougher than your friends’
Right 😂😂😂
I always won that argument cuz my dad's a body builder with tons of tattoos lmao every time he'd actually show up I'd be like SEE!? and all the kids would just be like oh damn he's right
i was so dumb as a kid. i remember this kid saying he was right about something because his mom told him so and she was smarter than my mom, so i lied and said well my mom did every grade twice, AKA she went to school for twice as long, which meant she was smarter. my argument for my mom being smarter than his mom... was that she failed every grade. she didn't, by the way, i just wanted to prove she was smarter, but i didn't think about what i'd said til like years later lmao.
@@Epicwolf-ew7ig Kid logic is hilarious! It usually makes sense in a weird way, just a way that an adult wouldn’t think of. It’s really sweet that you stuck up for your momma though. 😁 Did you tell her this story? If my kid told me something like that, I’d feel so special!
@@Epicwolf-ew7ig loll I remember getting into these types argument so often and once I won the argument by saying “my dad owns a chainsaw” and as 7 year olds, my friends were all absolutely impressed
Best part is the 15 hundred?? part where he perfectly expresses the skepticism 😂😂😂
I can’t imagine being called a lair. That’s unforgivable
“You sure don’t know everything about a horse, honey” i will find any possible way to slip this line into a conversation
🤣🤣🤣
I generally say it when somebody jumps to a conclusion or is confidently wrong. They dont get the reference, but I do and thats good enough for me
@@diamantetatum319Please never stop! If I heard this in real life, I would be complete
*“So kinda get over yourself”* part is mad underrated
And the condescending look that accompanies it? Peak shade and I am LIVING for it.
seriously, it makes a great sample for a beat i wanna make
FAXXX THATS WHAT I WAS SAYIN 0:42
That unexpected laugh when I still wasn't over her being a lair.
Until Lubalin is a household name, it is kinda all underrated, honestly.
"This horse isn't from here Abby" where is she from, mars?
I've watched this an unhealthy amount of times. I'd love if you did some music with your singing voice like in these!
Me: Please leave me alone - we are sleeping. Lubalin: internet drama part 5 Me: *grabs broccoli casserole* clicks play
Part 6: "My 15,000 lb horse stole my Broccoli casserole recipe"
@@Dunkster23 Plot Twist: He just wanted butter...
SO YOU'RE THE CRETSIN LADY WHO STOLE THE RECIPE?!?!
but you sent me the notification for this video
Hahaha! Very good!
I too hate it when people mock my overweight horse by bringing up facts, and call me a lair in the process. The audacity of these people
I need more of these videos. They our comedy gold. I miss these.
Whenever I am having a rough day I rewatch this a couple times until am cry laughing bc it gets more ridiculous each time. Thank you
I love "Abby's" expressions is this! Especially after the line "okay well this horse isnt from here Abby"
You can’t just go calling me a lair.
@Lubalin's face is so _expressive._ The way he characterises these tiny dramas - along with his obvious musical talent - makes this content top notch.
I love how this song really gets me on the 15000 pound horse girl’s side. She completely DESTROYS Abby.
"Calling me a lair that's real funny don't ya think?" The emotion written on his face when he says that is perfect.
He sang that when I read this and I laughed out loud at that
He's perfect. 🥰
I justo love everything from that part so much 😭
The ✨in England✨ was everything
This is truly one of the best songs written in the past decade and i wish it was longer.
The music, the singing, his facial expressions, his humor..he’s THE best!
I agree 100%
His facial expressions and smile reminds me of Weird Al.
Dude, I don’t know if you’ll ever see this comment, but I’m an Oncology nurse, and our line of work can be really emotionally taxing. My co-workers and I love your random Internet drama videos so, so much! We lose it whenever a new one comes out. I’m so excited to share this at work tomorrow. What a great way to end the week.
Omg 😳😳😳 idk if @lubalin will see this either but I totally feel you on this! My teen and I had been going through a super dramatic rough patch since 10/2020 and this wholesome humor is one of our favorite bonding moments
Fellow nurse here too. I've watched this video like 10 times already. Whenever I need a smile or laugh, I know what to watch.
Absolutely the quality of conversation I’ve seen between horse girls.
The reaction after "this horse isn't from here Abby" is such an applicable reaction gif. Same with "oh dang"
The fact that he repeated "calling me LAIR" as an adlib 😂😂
That's not an adlib. He is literally singing exactly what is written.
@@konservation6205 In terms of the vocal performance, it was an adlib. Not the words themselves.
Wait ✋️.... Is this internet drama right here that I'm reading?? Y'all are Hilarious! Y'all need to stop publicizing your opinions & keep that 💩bottled up!
@@laliry9631 lol it would be hilarious if he sang this 😂
@@malikastone Ikr 😂😂
Why tf does "you sure don't know everything about a horse, honey" give me shivers
cause it's the most saltiest shade throw ever
@@PatrickPease no, she was fucking the horse
Must've been a horse in a past life
@@klittlet what-
@nitin ojha It says the horse is a she so no.
"Calling me a lair!" Lmfao😂🤣
This song helped save my life when I was in the hospital with COVID pneumonia. I played it over and over; and every time I saw it, I laughed out loud, and that helped increase my lung capacity. I am forever grateful
I love this. For reference, a typical African elephant weighs 14,000 pounds so that must be a pretty huge horse. 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂are you calling her a lair?
Well that horse is not from here ,OK
Literally 10x bigger. 🥴
Moon horse bruh..
Are you calling him a lair😡
"hahaha my horse broke my toes" " *oh dang* " OMFG I CANT 😂😂
I can
'O'
the production on this is the best. also, this is definitely the funniest story hes chosen to turn into a song. just perfect all around
That shady look when he said "honey" is too real lol
10/10 horse girl energy in that outfit.
I can’t believe this person is so offended by the fact that her horse isn’t as heavy as they thought, even though, realistically, there is no way a horse could ever get as heavy as a semi-truck.
We dont use pounds where i live, so finding out that this person thinks their horse weighs about as much as a semi-truck is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂 like that comparison… it also took me so off guard
She’s clearly riding a Dinosaur
And that's a semi without a load. Just the cab!
im thinking he paid 15000 english pounds, he might be confusing sterling pounds for the american standard for measuring mass
Wait till you see twitter
This makes my day better every time I hear it. 🐎
I literally come back to this video every so often just to get a smile on my face
I'm back again