15 Minutes of Purely Educational Bird Slander (ft. Kevin and DaBaby)
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“Like a true predator they go after the minors” I CJOKED
CJOKED
*Choked
Never correct the spelling. The current spelling is appropriate.
@@Kayareswon That spelling is probably the noise they made when they choked.
Cjoked?
Imagine just being a duck and then you hear "enemy cruise missile inbound" and you get vibe checked by a falcon going at 245 mph
In all serious how does the Falcon survive than g-forces from that maneuver when he pulls up
@@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 maybe the way their shaped. I mean they really kinda do look like missiles in that position.
@@justinlopez1734 but they're going at that dive at over 200 miles an hour and they have to pull up how do they survive the Care number of g-forces placed on their bodies as they pull up
@DescaSatou k
@DescaSatou I saw a bunch of videos about the corn fleak meme and in one of them a pale humanoid of strange size turned around and stared at the camera and because it is an animal and therefore falls under the category of things that he can explain and not many others understand what it is perhaps she could help though I can't do copy and pasting of links but you should be able to find it
“And like a true predator, they prefer to go after the minors” I almost spit my water everywhere.
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Ratio
@@ObsidianArrowYT failed ratio
Bruh doesn't even realize he's one of the greatest comedians of this generation 😂
@@ObsidianArrowYT bro has a roblox pfp
Don't know which is scarier, the fact that you could barely see the falcon attack, or the fact that the falcon can still pull up from nosedive that fast and not become red paste on the sidewalk.
I had to slow the playback speed to .25 and it was still way too fast to really see.
Both?
@@Nobody-wp4ds i went and checked and there is quite litteraly 1 frame that you can see the falcon in.
Neither. The scariest part is the duck is going to be eaten alive, and just imagine what it feels like to have bits of flesh pulled off by a pair of small tongs.
@@evilsharkey8954 oh, no no no friend - the duck is most definitely dead. With one balled up foot-punch the duck either literally got its brains scrambled or its neck broken. Either way he was in Duck Hell before the falcon even started saying grace. (If you're wondering why I said that its because there is no Duck Heaven and if you're wondering why I said *that* you probably shouldn't for your mental health.)
“most storks deliver babies, this one returns them” this man is a narrative genius
With bones
What does 8:28 mean
@@pinkorblackgrid2461 There was a lady that got killed by a owl
@@dababy2407 holy shi-
@@dababy2407 holy crap, is there a video
“This is not a bird, it’s jurassic park in yoga pants. With a thigh gap.” PLS I’M DYING 💀
y'all could never 😭😭 why he gotta call us out like that
Can't even have thigh gap on me I swear I don't want my thighs to get the corona, they gotta start learning to social distance 💀
@@bcdfghh I’m sorry but this nearly made me piss myself omfg
@@okito1165 lmao your welcome Also my eyebrows have been social distancing even when it wasnt corona time 💀 Wish my thighs learn from my eyebrows
Quick question, what did the horned owl do?
Hi, I'm from Nigeria, live in Abuja and I can confirm that the sounds of an owl can traumatize you! Having lived with a female huge white owl (don't know the species) who lived in my bedroom ceiling of my new house, proceeded to lay eggs and hatched 7 chicks! I can honestly say that they have deprived me and my husband of our sleep for 3 months. Yeah traumatizing to say the least
Aw😊
@@ArbiterofTruth Awww sleep deprivation! thats so wholesome!
Interesting.
His choice of words, the delivery, and the straight face as he's saying all this stuff is absolute GENIUS lol
Shoebill sees anything living: "and I took that personally" Also Shoebill when it sees a human: "I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan"
This comment is under rated, gold, FACTS.
the Shoebill seems to be in the crowd of aimals that knows that it is absolutly fucked if it tries to mess with Humans. makes sense for the animal that kinda just chills with Hippos to understand when something can remove you from the census just because, nd proceed to try befriending
@@gypsysprite4824 So they are essentially bird cabybaras
They know we're as fucked up as they are
😭👍
“God gave us thumbs and everyone else has to pay for it” This is so painfully true
time stamp?
Found it
Just take away our thumbs
Viva le emu
13:18
Secretary bird look like the lady you see at the reception desk whenever you walk into an office building.
what a disaster of a comment, jesus
Hence the name
Soooo… Like a secretary. Which is why it’s called that.
There's a reason that's the bird species used in the series Aggresuko as a manager.
You made me do a spit take I don’t have a drink next to me
A five foot testicle with wings 😭😭… it’s just genius how he has all these analogies.
"This is not a bird. It's Jurassic park in yoga pants." Absolutely killed me lmao
With thigh gap yall could never🤣
Cool pfp, where is it from?
@@mihailmilev9909 it’s from my hero academia
@@dedraisrael324 I started SCREAMING 😂😂😂
@@mihailmilev9909 Hawks from My Hero Academia. Yes. A bird man.
The fact that shoebill is friend with hippo says a lot about its character
Their relationship os basically like innocent nice angel dude and literal satan
It’s like Shikamaru and chojii from Naruto
The fact that they can be buddies with hippos AND humans says a lot about us.
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@@misterroboto1 lol
Every time I've seen a harpy eagle it's been standing on solid ground instead of perching like you would expect a bird of prey to do, and for some reason seeing them from that perspective makes them seem ENORMOUS. Like, they are enormous but having them be enormous at your level is much more visceral somehow.
I just discovered this channel. It's both informative and hilarious at the same time. I love the analogies and nicknames. It's also a refreshing counterpoint to the delusional social media anthropomorphization of wildlife. No, wildlife is NOT benign, cute, gentle, or "can show humans what love & harmony is." Nature is brutal, messy, violent, and ill-mannered.
Eh its sometimes chill. This channel is great as it accurately represents all sides of it. Whilst the African Wild Dog eats it prey alive, it does also have democracy, and looks after it elderly. L
@Flightless Lord I made my comment because there's a tendency on social media to post videos and have cute music in the background saying how sweet all these animals are and then people go out in the wild and think they're going to take a selfie with a bison, play with bear cubs, or get a close up with an alligator and end up maimed or killed. I live out in the middle of the woods in a rural area by the Olympic mountains, backed by 3500 acres of state forest land with bear, coyote, mountain lions, bobcats, fox, raptors... surrounded by wildlife & nature in it's primitive form. There's life-and-death struggle everywhere, 24/7. I've seen some pretty brutal, violent things. I've also seen tender, funny, amazing, and courageous animal behavior. Have calm, "gentle" deer in my yard every day who let me get within a couple of feet of them, but if they were pushed to it, they could kick your skull in with their pointy little toes and wouldn't think twice about it. 😵💫🦌
@@Susweca5569 aye agreed.
Do you _mind?_ I'm trying to enjoy my baby seal fricassee in peace.
Dolphins.
"You're looking at the most dangerous destructive species in the jungle, and next to it is an eagle" *Ouch.*
America didnt pick right.
America literally should have picked Pharaoh or Cesar. Both were animals in there own right and rulers Washington DC DC, District of Columbia Not District of the capital. And originally named "All Roads Lead To Roam" no fucking joke, i have nothing to gain lying and i cant make this shit up Im an American and i try to stand for real values But i can say, im not proud of my country For the right reasons we can change
Top o the food chain baby!
He landed that one.
@@donovanulrich348 Compared to all these cooler birds an eagle seems kinda lame huh?
"They don't make a lot of noise, but when they do a war veteran gets ptsd" Lmao that was a good one
@Oscar Quiroz yes
Vietnam war flashback
HE'S HERE TOO WHAT THE FUCK
Dude, I see you everywhere.
why are u every where I go
Oh man Kevin is the best collab we’ve gotten. Post some more stuff with urban ranch rescue!!❤
"google sleeping baby owls and thank me for the free serotonin" That's really the truth .
I didn’t…I didn’t even see the falcon attack. The duck was fine and then it was just on its side dying. Wow
Oof
Slow it down and you can see it for like 2 frames
I don’t ever wanna see a falcon I like having a ducking spine
I didn’t see the falcon lol. Thought the duck was dying for no reason
@@aspen_ They are trainable, though.
"This african homicidal chicken *_tapdances on the graves of snakes"_* I cant get enough of these clever quotes
I can't ever find a flaw in his logic
🌌Yes🌌
Yes
Am i the only one who thinks that secretary bird look a lot like Stella from Helluva boss
@@kneelingpheasant8911 No, it totally does. Sorry, Stolas.
“With a thigh gap, ya’ll can never”❣️👏🏽
Bro uncle Ben is probably the funniest KZheadr ever like he could be doing something important and just go “ Woah is that da baby?!😂😂
"this is not a bird, it's jurassic Park in yoga pants with a thigh gap. Y'all could never" I died!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I died by actually dying But then I came back 🤷♀️
"When a crow breaths, an owl takes it personally". Paused the vid and laughed for a solid minute or two before continuing 🤣🤣🤣
What makes it funny is his delivery
Seems like owls are the spirit animals of modern day Karen's.
The hate is mutual. Crows never miss a chance to mess up an owl spotted in daylight.
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Facts his delivery is comedy
If you blink you'll miss the falcon he's going so fast... I had to watch it again just to see a flash of something lol
I watched it at 0.25 and it only appeared for a second.
@@cosygoose1813 Best way to see it is to pause before the hit, then hit the > key to go frame by frame.
if you pause and use the keys you can see that when diving it only appears for 1 frame. Since yt videos go at 30 fps, it means it appeared for 0.0(3) seconds. crazy
This explains why I couldn't see it ... wow
I don’t know why… I LOVE the Shoebill. It’s one of those “it’s so ugly it’s cute” kinda things. And the fact that it gets along with humans AND hippos makes me think they must be pretty easygoing and charismatic and chill with anybody
The shoebill is like a world-class assassin with world-class assassin friends who's actually very nice and cordial
So a John Wick that treats you to an expensive restaurant and gives you a bottle of aged wine before sending you to the heaven gates
Deadpool. At least in the comics like Too Soon?
Hitbird
Just regular John Wick
''Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet''
"don't worry, this bird only terrorises Southern Africa" Me living in South Africa: 🗿
Lol dont worry
Me a South African who lives in America : Lol sucks to be you I guess
Lol
Rest in peace comrade 😔
I live it n Namibia… I’m scared.
I love how you explain everything with a sarcastic dry manner. Which literately makes it more funnier. Like you study everything and you find a way to explain it with a sarcastic manner.
Kevin and Da Baby are DA BEST! Love Urban Rescue Ranch. Thanks for featuring them! Oh and ps I LOVE your book!
Dude that Falcon only appeared in two frames on 0.25x speed. Damn, that is *FAST.*
I only saw two frames as well. Jesus. If ducks weren’t rapists and violent, I’d feel bad for it.
@@canadiancanucklehead8310 Hoodnature?
Seriously tho, when I first watch that, I was confused why the duck fell. Until I rewatch the video and saw the falcon. Holy crap….
@@firestorm7221 falcon do be the fastest animal on earth and that is scary
I actually laughed at it lmao
“This stork isn’t delivering babies, hes returning them.” I CANNOT
Those babies will get baptised personally by God himself
You cannot what?
@@massy1943 do u even understand anything
@@shawk952 wooosh
@@gooseinatuxedo do u even understand anything
I actually got to see a condor in the wild(I’ve also seen some in my local aviary). Until you see one, you underestimate how big it is. Even so high up, they are HUGE
After almost 27 years on earth, I didn't know that barred owls could laugh, until about six months back. Out for a 2am smoke, and with no build up or other hooting, I hear one single laughing noise. It must've been on the roof of the building, or on a tree right above me, bc it sounded insanely close, almost as if it was right in my ear. Seriously, look it up if you haven't heard it. It was just so unnatural and out of place in the silence. I guarantee you've never seen a grown man run inside so fast, I thought that bitch was a DEMON fr Like five days later I happened to find a video of it and was so relieved
And this is why 9 times out of 10 the true mastermind behind ghosts and haunted places is the barn owl.
"They don't make a lot of noise but when they do, a war veteran gets PTSD." and then he proceeds to show us why
Sounded like a nice ratatata.
My friends dad who passed away several years ago was a MASH Medic during Nam and every few days the MASH he was stationed at would get several mag dumps thrown at them by the Vietcong, no-one was ever injured though, the mag dumps were only aimed at the perimeter and was purely a scare tactic and every time he heard a burst of gunfire on TV even if it was a documentary he'd completely shutdown due to him associating that burst on TV as a mag dump being thrown at the MASH.
I love your pfp
@@housseinabdillahi6952 The video he showed doesn't do it justice. The audio gear that captured it is way weak. There's at least one video on KZhead that shows their beak clacking is _deadass_ like a PKM burst firing.
@@DinnerForkTongue this one? kzhead.info/sun/hKqgibhrf5idg3A/bejne.html
You just can't hate this man, his jokes are on point and he consistently delivers facts about animals that give genetic dropkicks to others Edit: I don’t remember making this comment
No comments cause everyone agrees
True
@@Ch3rry850 lol was about to say that. Well said.
True true
Lol genetic dropkicks
I had a rhea. He was super friendly! This was my favorite bird of all time!
I love falcons, but my god, the falcon taking out that duck at the end was nightmare-inducing. Ducky never even saw it coming...
So a Shoebill is friendly to humans but terrifying to everything else.... So its a Pokemon?
You'd think, but Nintendo took one look at shoebills and said "zelda bird" And that's how loftwings were made
Nah mate it’s a loftwing 👌🏼
Wild Pokemon definitely stayed attacking Ash and the crew. Humans definitely got that work. so I don't know lol.
@@Davethemechanic305 True!😂🤣
Basically.
“If a crow breathes, an owl will take it personally and put an end to it” Bro I appreciate This mans humor😂
The man speaks poetry XD But he goes on to explain crows and Owls beef cuz Owls are predators and Crows are smart enough to figure that out without being attacked by them
@@donovanulrich348 Crows have something owls don't. Numbers. There is a reason why a flock of crows is called a murder. A murder of angry crows can attack, harass, peck, mob, and even kill an owl if the owl mistakenly comes out before sunset, and the flock of crows spots it. Diurnal crows cannot tolerate nocturnal owls during the day.
crow: *exists* owl: *and i took that personally.*
And then the crow's death 'll be avenged by it's enitre family! [at least according to the facts I know about crows,their sense of flock is extrordinary!]
@@Mariyanthi oh yeah don’t they have like freakishly good memories? Like they recognize someone and teach their kids about them so they know if the person is safe to get near? I have been seeing more crows around lately. I wonder if I can make friends with them? 😗
You are by far the best documentary host / narrator / creator I ve ever seen.
10:33 Bro got that light fur stare
Duck: what a nice day ou- *FALCON PUNCH* Duck: *seizure*
This comment had me cryyyiinnnggg🤣
That was a seizure effect Edit:wasn’t *
That Falcon stock out that duck.
All jokes aside that nigga flew by so fast that the camera couldn't even capture it
@@JULIOHERNANDEZ-cy7sq I know all I did was blink and say a duck falling down looking like it saw a ghost and having a seizure 😧 then decided to roll it back, put in 0.25x speed and it just looked like the duck was in slowmo and the falcon it's at normal speed [but over average speed] like....TF😭
"At least the Toucan babies are cute." *Demonic emaciated zombie crow rises out of box*
Well,that was rude
Oh. He was being sarcastic. Unfortunate.
@@croc_moat2327 It-it's a bird-
@@Skwishy121 birds have feelings too.
@@IHateTheFloorFrFr 🚪🚶🏽♂️
I appreciate every caption. I would be glad to have them all the time, since I am not native speaker an getting all analogies when spoken so fast can be challenging ❤
Why do I keep coming back to get traumatized.
Kiwis: **evolve from ostrich size to chicken size** Their eggs: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that"
😂😂😂😂
LMAO
damn 🤣
OH NO 😂😂😭
Kind of looks almost like a human pregnancy, except human babies are useless as hell and the Kiwi is self-sufficient at hatching
I had no idea that falcons were that fast. I mean I knew that they were fast but you couldn't even see that falcon attack the duck, it honestly looked like the duck just said "fuck life" and died.
Same. When I say the bird was in pain I realized I didn't even see the attack happen.
@@bdf1006 it shows extremely briefly at 0.25 speed
@@taco1058 that's what I did to try and see the falcon. Even then, you can just barely see the bird!!!
The fastest animal in the world is the parigrim falcon so yeah they fast
@@taco1058 yeah only for like a single frame
3:13 it's the damn aggrestuko bird
Sushi: *”BOW BEFORE ME IF YOU DARE PET ME.”* Also Sushi: “okay pets pls”
gotta stroke his ego before you can stroke his feathers
I really hate how many birds are the same height as me….
Mood. [:')] What I really do hate though, is that they're all the more capable of defending themselves. Other than that, they can fly and usually they do so in incredible speeds. Like shit, the things I'd do to not get late for school and scolded. Well, when there were physical classes.
If y’all ever feel useless just think about the Kiwi bird /J
When everyone else is a ostritch, emu or some-such-other then you're the kiwi Smol gang rise up
You good or should I tell you about ostriches?
Taller*
The sleeping baby owl made my day😊
Imagine being in the wild and you just see a shoebill walking by and just chilling.
Shoebill: *kills literally anything it sees in the wild* Shoebill around humans: well hello there how y'all doing?
@Ruby LEE then you failed training him
@Ruby LEE my alligator like that too
But seriously I can't get enough of these birds they're so nice!
they must be around us sunce we climbed trees, probably they know all our tricks
Well we aren’t that different now are we?
"We got the African thunder goose" "The Jurassic reject" "The Australian kryptonite" "and the... Kiwi?" God he is good at nicknames.
Ok.
@@spongebobsquarepants2981 Ok
Oh! Don't you mean midnight kung-fu bird ?
Yes very good donald
@@danielboyd2588 …is that a ninja kiwi reference?
I’m a big bird fan, and finally there is some bird-related content. Love it
5:50 - Hummingbird tongues wrap around their hearts
Hey the little bird’s gotta keep all that tongue somewhere.
crow's : *breeding* Owl's : And I took that personally.
B R E E D I N G
Kinda ironic considering you have an owl prince that likes you, eh Blitz?
@@ascaredghostprince1139 yeah
Crows : breed Owls: so you have chosen death
@@pulakparvatya8628 Crows will still mob the shit out of an owl though
The falcon punch at the end is literally so fast that it’s hard to catch even at .25x speed
It’s there for one frame
Yessss I tried at 0.25 as well and DAMN poor duck
That's a straight up anime move, that duck just folded by what looks like, literally nothing
ye u can use , or . to go frame for frame
Bruh I legit just tried that! Still missed it 😂
6:09 : I love your smile! Keep up the great work!
3:50 that bird crip walking on the snake
That point at 8:27, where he says "if you know, you know..." For those of us who don't, he's referring to a event that happened in the early 2000s, where a man spent (I believe) eight years in jail for the murder of his wife. The stairwell pictured is where her body was found. The wounds were found to have Micro feathers in them, a feature common to owls legs. It was later posited by several doctors that the woman was in fact struck in the head from behind by an owl. If you've ever seen the talons on a great horned owl, you'll know why she didn't survive. This is the most well-known example of owls attacking people, but there are other instances recorded, mostly because those people inadvertently strayed too close to their nesting sites. Owls are exceedingly territorial, and will take it personally if you get what they consider to be "too close".
Thank you, I was looking for this comment
Really good explanation, thanks 👍
Thanks for explaining, I had a hunch that it was this story but I wasn’t sure. Poor guy. His wife was killed, he was deemed a murderer and probably lost a lot of friends, his job, etc., he lost many years sitting in prison, all for something he didn’t even do. I always felt sorry for him.
The explanation I was looking for. Thanks.
Thank ya
"kiwis are tough as the fruit they are named after" That line is so perfect
He aint wrong. Theres kiwi fruits outnthere that can put up more of a fight than that bird
Really tho i think a Kiwi fruit can put up more of a fight on the vine Then the Bird I think sugar gliders even slap them around, Kiki gets no respect as a bird XD
@@donovanulrich348 well he said it himself "The kiwi is a bird that just cant bird"
@@drlipartia wha?
@@setyourdisplay so sorry. my child used my phone/account and wrote comments. I will delete. sorry :)
Daaaam !!!! This Guy is the most legit knowledgeable person in the world. He knows everything about animals.😎👍👍👍👍
Honestly,easily my favorite channel right now,n aint changin anytime soon.Great work,love every single vid so far.Salute.love,respect n support frm Bklyn
“god gave us thumbs and everyone else has to pay for it” thats the most accurate description of humans ive ever heard
Agreed! I am honestly starting get tired of humanity lately😩😩
nice pfp
In defence of owls, they also get bullied by literally everything. Since they're very effective hunters, other birds try to make them leave their hunting ground by harassing the owls daytime sleep. Owls have to pick a sleeping spot very carefully if they don't want ravens, crows, hawks and eagles ganging up ou them while they rest.
Once an owl was I guess nesting on our roof, and a hawk found him and they got into an argument
life is hard even when its easy
So it's like vampire hunters going for vampire nests during the day
I actually never knew that nice info
Bro why was haikyuu and Bokuto the first thing I thought about
Bro that falcon appeared for ONE FRAME
I have seen several of your videos, but this compilation made me laugh so hard I had to subscribe!
"God gave us thumbs, and everyone else has to pay for it" could be humanity's tagline.
I have no argument.
Works for me
Accurate
" ostriches. Emus. *THIS BLUE BASTERD* and the kiwi" always kills me edit: damn my first 1k likes. thanks!
I loved that bit too. I wonder if he's made a video on them yet.
@@panther-nk2hn He already has. It's titled "Cassowaries are the spawn of Satan". You're welcome
Well it IS a *BLUE BASTARD*
In the other video he called the cassowaries a jurassic b#llsh*t with feathers
@@panther-nk2hn 7:27 to see Dababy
GAMER TIP: pause at 15:20 and tap the ,< key and the .> key to go forward and back on the hawk headshot frame-by-frame. you can see when the duck notices him but it's too late lol. The bird is in the shot for exactly one frame but you can see it's shadow coming. dude is pushing 230mph for those interested and that close to the ground as well. absolutely insane goku level speed on this lad.
Barn owls around my area screech once in a while at night. Like, "I'm out hunting. You've been warned!" I read about the Harpy Eagle in the '70s. The destruction of their environment is sad. They are truly magnificent creatures. Love your flow. Subbing.
"when owls decide to speak up they put someone on therapy" me: oh cmon they Just Go "whooo" owl: *ungodly screech* me: ffs wth is that??
They can hoot but that owl was not happy xD
That's probably a barn owl, they can do pretty horrible noises (they are called "chouettes effraie" in french, = ~frighten owl ?) They don't sound as cool as european eagle-owls and friends
kzhead.info/sun/d96hg9ygn3OPlX0/bejne.html It sounds cute at a distance, but when it is 100+ dB a meter away at 1 a.m., it sounds just as ungodly, as though a demon of Hell had perched on your windowsill.
So to summarize: soulless possessed demons that look terrifying without feathers, can kidnap someone without the animal they kidnapped even realizing for a second or two, will decapitate said kidnapped animals on its way home, demonic screeching is a normal thing, and are satanic demons that can turn their head 180 degrees
@@Nokyyyyy the owls scare
Fun fact: Shoebill storks are insanely popular in Japan because of the natural bowing. So much so that the birds you fly on in Zelda: Skyward Sword were based on them
Ngl- thats kinda cute
People love the Kemono Friends version
Its funny because Shoebills only live in the thickest swamps in Africa, I wonder who brought them to Japan.
Shoebills are polite birds
that bird symbol on the shield had to come from somewhere amiright?
I live in Maine and there's a book written by a dude who rescued 2 great horned owls, he used to take one out to the farmer's yearly crow hunt. That noise they make is to scare prey unto running, in this case it would hop on the field's fence and scream and they'd open fire on the explosion of crows making a run for it.
I love your content! It's unique, educational, and very entertaining! Well done.
Kiwi: *”So basically this is a bird that just can’t bird.”*
Stop this Kiwi bullying. You know what, fuck it, it's real Kiwi Appreciation hours.
Yes we love kiwi's here
Yes kiwis are my second favorite bird would be first but toucans just have something special with me
as a kiwi, i felt that
I ate kiwi the other day.
The last clip of the flacon killing that duck…. That’s fucking insane 💀💀💀
I did'nt even see the falcon hitting the duck lol its so fast
I replayed that part so many times. At first I asked myself why is he showing a duck getting shot...makes no sense. Then I was like hold up did a falcon just land over there? Rewind that.
Frrrr, i played that back like 3times at .25 speed and i still barely saw it
@@WinterToa madness is what it is lol *normal speed*: nothing. *.25 speed*: a blur. for two whole frames. So that moment literally lasts for 1/12 of a second. And even then it's a *blur*. Madness.
I didn't even see the goddamn falcon, I thought the duck was just having a funny seizure.
You're literally making my day, thanks!
The greatest and somewhat unexpected crossover.
This is why birds are my biggest fear, no joke. Everyone makes fun of me for it but now I've got the RECEIPTS
They are descendants of the dinosaurs, what did you expect
What does 8:28 mean
You got reciepts, but they got you on layaway
@@pinkorblackgrid2461 i was just about to ask that idk
@@mandolorian162 didnt make no sense whatsoever so um yea. . . you jus did that to yourself. How awkward 😂
Shoebills will bow to you and even offer you their own feathers as presents
@Frost E Bear I'M SO GLAD I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE THINKING IT!
Exactly guys!!
Awww that ls so adorable
Another reason why I love them
Going through your content and having a great time and learning a lot when I’m not laughing and have to rewind
so basically, Falcons deliver brain damages you never asked for and you just gotta accept it when it happens.
Yep. This bird is zooming faster than you can blink and there is literally nothing you can do about it. What saves anyone is if it makes a mistake.
So crazy amazing
it seems, for some reason, that animals that look downright terrifying are surprisingly chill. but then friendly looking ones are hellspawn my conclusion: don't be deceived by appearances
Great Danes vs Chihuahuas basically
@@lepurpleboi3266 that reminds me of the one video. Basically a person was filming and trying to take a picture of their chihuahua. Then the chihuahua bit the persons face, later they smiled and acted adorable for the video. Never ever underestimate a chihuahua
And that also goes for minors - me a minor
And then you get capybaras, cute and friendly
One word: Cassowary.
Idk why your voice makes sleepy and it's so soothing and calm
"And this blue bastard." Hell yeah
"basically kiwi's are bird that can't bird" ROAST OF THE YEAR-
Like pandas the bear that can’t bear
@@eileenmcfarland2598 and both are cute too
@@eileenmcfarland2598 pandas are more of a life choice than getting the evolutionary shaft. Pandas have the parts to let them eat meat or fuck other animals up, if they'd just stop eating the fucking bamboo.
Crows: exist Owls: "And I took that personally"
Owls; exists Crows; "And we took that sh!t personally"
Rick and Morty finale be like
Can someone explain to me what he meant by "if you know you know"?
"This is not a bird! It's Jurassic Park in yoga pants, with a thigh gap. Y'all could NEVER!" 🤣😂 THE SCREAMS I SCROMED! 😂🤣 I. AM. SCREAMING!
Hey man, I've been having a REALLY bad day and your video cheered me up a bit, thanks for that and I love your vids👍🏼
"Moral of the story: you're looking at one of the most dangerous, destructive species in the jungle. And next to it is an eagle."
Not a moral, but a for effort
His creative ways of saying “you’ll die” : “take you off the census”. “you can take a puff puff pass before you puff puff pass away” I love those ❤️
"Worked, Murked, and put on a shirt" ☠️☠️☠️
lol yes
What does 8:28 mean
I came for the aninal facts but i stayed for the "1000 ways to say youre gonna die"
@@pinkorblackgrid2461 Netflix Docu The Staircase.. seems an Owl might be responsible for some murder or smth, Google: Netflix Staircase Owl
"Moral of the story, you're looking at one of the most dangerous and destructive creatures in the jungle, and next to it is an Eagle" TRUE! i think its really important when we talk about animals being cool or deadly or whatever to not forget our own god tier Human status. Every other animal that plays by the rules can have all the fun it wants but we chose to break the game now its our responsibility to make sure everyone else still gets to play.
4:49 that's not weird. In fact, humans are the weird ones for NOT having a third eyelid.
You should be casted for the next Jumanji 👀
I mean real talk ‼️
Yessir
Zooology bitch!
2042
He better be the main one talking sense and the last one standing after it all 😤
honestly at this point earth is just wilding. imagine being an alien and coming here and immediately getting jumped/taunted by like 50 different types of birds then the humans are like "oh lol we barely even consider them dangerous"
That's basically that one enjoyable Tumblr thing called _"Earth is Space Australia"._
Oh yeah- Don't confuse the earlier one with _"Humans are Space Orcs"_ though. Regardless, both of these are the same level of enjoyable. [:)]
@@brinettevalorie4554 yea i saw that space orc series before, it's glorious
I always thought it would be funny if there were aliens but they just have some material that makes space travel super easy so they’re actually just weak idiots who got free space travel
There is actually a mammal I think it's a marsupial and it has been miss elbows and can suck the Venom and then bite you but one thing is for certain if aliens came to Earth in 2020 or 2021 or any years pacing The Fallout of 2020 or just in Australia in general they probably died and I'm not even talking about when Nature was on steroids and dinosaurs that had a bite force of over 100000 pounds per square inch were commonplace creatures that were literally bulletproof creatures that could do you know impale you creatures that could move part of them beyond the speed of sound and we're bigger than what nowadays we would consider likely to be possible and let's not forget that there were Galloping crocodiles and there were crocodiles had measured 40 feet anytime mention the Titanoboa