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Geez talk about a paper cut
😂
WOW U HERE
Finally an original comment thank you
The Paper said it had enough 😂😂😂
Hahaha I will steal all the likes cause i am a criminal
"Haha I chose scissors, I win!" "No" *wrist rotates at fast speed*
wrist rotation techniques
Oh god
*Jojo?*
wamuu
No Shows uno revesed card
imagine the paper cut you would get from the paper spinning very fast 0-0
A man arrives to the emergency room, with a 10 inch gashing, bloody wound on his hand. His sleeve and coat is covered with blood, and little paper fragments are embedded in the wound. On further examination, the bones in his palm seem to have been cracked in half and in the cut are more sharp paper slices.
@@frozengaming398 Hyperpaperemia; hyper meaning high, paper, emia meaning presence in blood. High paper presence in blood.
Goddammit u forgot the initils, they’re JC as usual
On further examination, it seems like little microscopic paper fragments are now coursing through his bloodstream, painfully lodging themselves into the walls of arteries and veins. He can do nothing but scream, as the ER nurses try to calm him down.
You ask what happened to him, and the nurse says "It's just a paper cut. "
I never knew crocodiles and alligators could be affectionate. That was cute!
The croc in the video sounds like pac man
@@mvukovic5364 waka waka
@@mvukovic5364babies do indeed sound like Pac-Man
@@mvukovic5364no, galaga
she's crying for her mom
"This is what the best hospitals in the world currently look like." Empty.
Literally the best since no patient at all
I think the medics are all at rooms and doing other stuff since robots deliver all the things
Hi, I’m a person.
@@RyanIsOnYT i dont believe it
@@noradelmendoza8642 ok.
Guy: “Janice” Janice: *happy laser noises*
happy galaga noises
Wait ayaan do you know ghost rockstar?
Alagaga
I wonder what he'll do with Janice when she grows up?
I would die for Janice
Time traveler: steps on leaf The timeline: cutting scissors with paper Edit: for some reason people are now counting, so thats exiting Edit 2: This is the first comment i made to get 500 replies, and you did it by counting. Wow
This has no comments but lotta likes? Lemme change that
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I'd love to go camping in one of those hunting blinds.. Being able to see the trees and animals would be beautiful to wake up to, rather than just the inside of a regular tent. 😍
Everybody gangsta till paper starts cutting scissors...
True, rock be like Imma head out or am I next
True
Imagine putting your finger in that. Worst paper cut ever
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking asshole bitch hypocrite, look at your own bio
It’s the plastic part man it won’t cut the metal
And thus, the little kittens had trust issues for their entire life.
Me as a cat
Not everyday I get to see another noob friend
@Bruh Momento that’s enough KZhead for one day
Bruh Momento this guy is off his hinges damn
Oh hi killacatz its me Mrnoob do u still play build n destroy?
Now I’ll never lose in Rock Paper Scissors again. Thanks Daily Dose of Internet.
I love how this Man does his Intro and Outro So decently 😊
My annoying little cousin when he loses with paper:
KONODIOOOOOOOOODAAAAAAAAAA
Ugh, is that a sigh reference
ZA WARUDO!
*COWABUNGA IT IS*
*Nani?*
Some guy: “Janice, say hi” Janice: “Uuauauaua :)”
UwU
Uua
stan janice
Those teeth be looking sharp af
*laser gun noises*
And that was the day when paper became a counter to everything in Rock Paper Scissors
You always make my day a little better 😁
2020: cutting scissors with paper 2030: writing on a pencil with paper
@LIU XINGYAN lmao... that meme always makes me laugh.
The what
@Vanessaaa y the what Lol
Took me three minute to understand cause my brain thought "writing on paper with pencil".
@@sam6395 *I see age is catching up with you, old man*
The hospital one was literally just Wall-E live action
Nooo... it needs more cockroaches in the hospitals for that to be plausible. lol
@@adamgray1753 lmao what
Only this time they're saving humans and not eating them...
I see you did not get my crystal clear Wall-E allusion, @@-iiixiii--identity-5921.
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0:00 paper cuts scissors 0:24 Doge 0:31 Omegle prank 0:44 toxic pottery 1:08 screaming ham 1:44 Janice the alligator 1:55 what the nest hospitals look like
Now imagine the paper cut you would get with this
That alligator is the cutest thing I have ever seen. Thank you for putting that into my life
It sounds like a laser turret
Wait til it grows up
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking asshole bitch yea but the alligator is adorable asf
wait till it learns the barrel roll LOL
@Ace of Aces BLM only supports black people and thus is discriminating asians, south americans and white people
The scissors and paper be like: "let's both die" "Ya totally"
Lol
As the great spy said “We die together”
Kamakazi paper
Suicide pact?
rock: *cries also rock: If you guys die i'll kill you.
I think that trick for cleaning tarnish from silver is simply aluminum foil, sea salt, and boiling water. I'm not sure how it works, but I've done that with my silver chains and other jewelry and trinkets. It works! But you still need to buff it or apply some proper cleaning solution to it. Removes the tarnish, but leaves it looking scratched or dull.
2:00 as someone going through nursing school, this is so satisfying
Guy: “Janice!” Janice: **Pac-Man noises**
Lol true
Sooo true
What’s next a crocodile that sounds like Mario?
A hamster that yells like Donkey Kong?
A bird that sounds like sonic?
"If the enemy cuts you, you cut them back." - Thin Zu, Art of Paper
Such an underrated comment
This is art
Technoblade?
Stop. Technoblade didn’t create sun tzu.
Nice one
Finally an update to Rock paper scissors. We've been waiting for thousands of years.
i love your videos, have been watching them more and more recently. They're just so calming
“Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.” “I win” “Well actually...”
Mind using the gibberish "actually" meme?
"-you see, uhm.. "
Checkmate atheists
Wait you say shoot? I usually say show
@@best2chill781 yeah, everyone says shoot
This should be called: The Ultimate Paper Cut or The Most Dangerous Paper Cut
Damn this comment is underrated
i literally made a comment that said "the ultimate paper cut" and i saw this and i had to delete it >:(
@@spaghettiii Sorry mate, I didn't know
danganronpa fan? lol
@@gallian9778 not blaming ya lad
My man really destroyed the whole Rock paper scissors game 💀
The look on those kittens faces when there was no food on the plate, absolute betrayal of the worst kind
Its so crazy how nearly every single organism on this planet enjoys being stroked
I see what you did there. 😂😀
Huh
Nice one
every living thing has to reproduce after all
I would like to put this theory to the test.
“Paper cuts scissors, I win!” “Actually sciccors cuts pa-“ *”did I stutter?”*
yeah but....but. That was paper vs rubber not scissor :( :(.
@@LordBungeekrum *actually that was clearly an elephant*
LOL
@@TAGimations I laughed too hard at your reply
PAPER WINS ON SCISSORS cus IF you Cut Paper It is still a paper so NO ONE CAN BEAT PAPER
I wouldn’t dare having my finger even a little close to that fast spinning paper
That alligator made my day! ❤🥹
That Alligator sounds like a laser gun, funny and weird at the same time.
You posted the exact same comment 3 times bruh 😂
based janice
Lol we got 1 sub before 2021 in the comments
Pew pew gun XD
u mean hamster?
"the robots even know how to use the elevator" well yeah, what's the fancy roomba gonna do, take the stairs?
@johnny boy rude
Slinky robots have mastered this craft DECADES AGO!
@johnny boy Your videos are great.
@@Ikabun1312 Google global truth project and read "the Present" to see the truth about life/death. Nothing is more important than checking it is true, especially pgs 1-4
@@daveshephard3412 What??? Dude shut up
You just revolutionized Rock Paper Scissors
0:45 shine a black light on it, if it don't glow it's not radioactive. I have a lot of uranium glass and it's mostly safe if you don't use it every day the isotope they used is very stable
0:19 Paper: *"I've won, but at what cost-"*
A small price for a little salvation
To be useless
Lmfaoooo
690 likes
W comment
*That little hamster’s scream sounded like the beginning of the “Emergency Broadcast System”*
Same comment again
>:(
From The Purge
@@sushi_1233 lol
I was thinking about that! Took the words right out of my mouth!
the first clip be breaking the classic rock, paper, scissors cycle
Man took paper cut to the next level
Guy: "Janice, say hi!" Alligator: *INSERT PACMAN NOISES*
BAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH YESSSSSS
🤔🤔
*galaga
That's the end of this video hopefully i was able to make your day just a little better and i'll see you guys again very very soon Later
you know its Galaga right?
When everyone is talking about the paper cutting the scissors but nobody is talking about the alligator that swallowed a space gun
THANK YOU
Thank you
What that sound means is that it is calling for its mother/caregiver. If you hear that sound in the wild RUN!
@@marcelloreeves7216 :0
YOU'RE WELCOME
Paper pulled the uno reverse
1:39 THE NOISE IT MAKES AND HOW IT LOOKS ITS SO CUTEEEE
Ok, that radioactive one kinda freaks me out Edit: Thanks for all the likes, and replies, and subs. REALLY APPRECIATE IT!!
EEEE
pinned pog
s
Pinned!... *Radioactive plays in the background*
Congratulations On Getting Pinned🥳!
" the robot know how to use the elevator " wall-e flashback
Frrrrrrr
Give me the plant
Paper's forbidden move be like. One cut overpowered but has a chance of killing the user.
I love the automatic jacks! Speed racer’s Mach 5 was awesome predictive programming. Auto-jacks, remote control drone with video to the car, steering wheel button controls, and more!
“Cutting scissors with paper” It’s evolving, just backwards
HAHA!!!!
Soon we are gonna be cutting rocks with scissors
Wow. I looked one second and then looked away. Then right after I looked BACK and saw he hearted it
@@kingkirtster5290 Man, that's life.
Literally.
This gives a whole new way to play rock paper scissors
Yes
most original comment i’ve ever seen!
Paper Is UNSTOPPABLE
But it only merely wounded scissors then crumpled so scissors still beats paper
It turns out that paper is the ultimate move
The intrusive thoughts would win and I’d put my finger on the paper, then be confused on where my finger went
Now then….. where’s scissors beat rock?
I didn’t think that squirrel would even be able to jump
yes
@@batal0538 no
It was pretty chunky
What else do squirrels do but jump and eat acorns? (And make baby squirrels)
aa
My friend: “scissors cuts paper. I win.” Me: *“oh I don’t think so”*
Your friends: "How did this happen? I thought we were smarter than this."
Hello there general kenobi
@xxpyroxx75 no
obi wan said obi wan meme very epic
**starts to twist hand really fast**
Now that proves that paper can beat scissors
It took "paper cut "to a whole different level
Scissors: let me cut this piece of paper Paper: uno reverse card
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@@DarrensGeneralInfo no
@@DarrensGeneralInfo no
Leme cut this piece of scissors
Paper be like: “Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance!...” *But not for me*
@Gaming Babu Don't you know the ''Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! But not for me!'' Meme? Its MEANT to say two times, so technically hes right and your wrong, the comment is way better having call an ambulance typed two times and not one and you do not know your memes bro. Im guessing your a kid who is unintelligent in the meme department lol, my reply didnt need this section but i dont care and im putting it in anyway :)
@Gaming Babu Well it doesnt sound funny to me :/ Okay lets just mind our own businesses now
@Gaming Babu 🐒
@Gaming Babu poopmunk hahaha
@@thienquoc5790 Idk why but I hate you now why did you write so long now I’m in babus side
My guy took "paper cuts" to a whole new level
That first clip was cutting edge 😂
Chunky squirrel: “If I stay perfectly still I am invisible.” *Beep*
It's soooo cute, hahahahahahaha...replayed 10x and still laughing...
That a hamster but still cute
@@TexasWench M8 a squirrel is NOT a hamster
Indeed
@@TexasWench it’s a squirrel
The squirrel is like: *if I don’t move they won’t see me-* *AHHHHHHHHHH*
Drax has evolved into a squirrel
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Isn't it a hamster?
Lmao that’s how my cat acts.
Don't read my PROFILE PICTURE :)
scissors: I win! Paper: *uno reverse card*
The pottery is actually Glazed with radium, (still radioactive) and is perfectly safe to eat off of and use, as long as the pottery is not cracked or broken, as that releases the radioactive particles.
"Hi, Im Peter Plate and I was scratched by a radioactive cup"
Heh.
♬ Ceramic Man, Ceramic Man - breaks just as easy as ceramics can... ♬
Plate man
Peter Plate
😂 beautifullll!
“Rock Paper Scissors!” “I win haha!” “Well watch this” **cuts hand**
OH GOD NO JUST NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT WHY DID YOU POST *THAT*. XD
I do not likey
paper cut be like
imagine your friend is Ethan Winters and he just glues it back lmao
Took "paper cut" to a whole new level
paper has had enough of being mocked
The way he says “YOUR” makes it feel like it’s only “MY” dose of internet.
OUR
OUR Soviet theme starts playing
Dont read my PROFILE PRCTURÉ :)
@@dont6439, Ok I won’t!
@@dont6439 ok
That dog is traumatized
my mans theres no dog in this vid
Hi
@@ED-cs8xn 1:49 yes this one 😂
@@ED-cs8xn my mans you must be blind
Real one
Imagine getting a papper cut by that paper saw
That was a NASTY paper cut
If you really think about it, in Rock Paper Scissors, anything can beat anything. Rock punctures paper, rock crushes scissors, paper wraps around rock, paper cuts scissors at the handle, scissors cuts paper in half, and the handle of scissors can be bashed against a weak rock to break it
this is me when the *_w H A T_*
...nnoo i dont think it works like that but ok.
So i also win
in short, there are no rules in rock paper scissors
I think as long as the scissors have the sharp edge on its blades, it will still beat the paper
Meanwhile in a parallel universe: *Scissors cutting a paper!*
Oh my god !!? How can a scissor cut paper ?!! That's insane !!
George washington
@@Abby-ku7we oi
@Daily Dose of Bloopers lol you are the real one, theres so many fake account s man, hard to understand
@@justaguy2023 that's not the real one
>wake up >cutting scissors with paper >go back to sleep
So paper beats rock, and scissors. Guess papers unstoppable
Cats looking at each other like “ bro, is this guy for real” 😂
🙂
😂😂😂nice one
I beg to differ (1:17)
The cats kinda made a beat for a second
Time stamp pls
I feel bad for that squirrel he was just chillin
Me too but LMAO
Man went AAAAA WTF
the paper wanted revenge.
Now thats what i call a 'paper cut'
At first i read, "Cutting paper with scissors" and I was like, "What's cool about that?"
And now your stuck watching his videos 😂
SAME LMAO
Paper Sawblade
4rth?
You came win your friends in rock paper pra scissors
1:38 Him: Jannice Jannice: *AuuuauauuUaauu*
I love that noise
God that is so cute
Best thing
It's so cute But I'm not brave enough to pet it ever
*creates a raygun sound.*
imagine playing rock paper scissors with this guy
That hamster sounds like my fire alarm.
“Paper can beat rock” “The future is now, old man”
paper actually beats rock.
I found you my brotha
Strange Apple r/wooosh
I could beat paper with rock by making the rock sharp and boom rock cuts paper.
@@jaelle-aurorestvictor3290 r/ihavereddit
Everybody's talking about the scissors but can we just acknowledge how cool the hunter thingy is?
Saves on poly count when they dont model it from the inside
@@KingMetalMario lmao
Yea exactly
Like that invisibility cloak from Harry Potter
Reminds me of the Box from Metal Gear
Bro took a paper cut personally
The paper getting revenge on the scissors
2:24 Squirrel: "Hello, human. I hope you do not mind that I've come to hang out in this location-" **HONK** Squirrel: "AAAUYGH!"
That was me too..I really didn’t expect that
Lmao that was so funny
Chunky boi just wanted food :(
YOU STARTED YT 11 YEARS AGO
poor little pregnant mama :(
Well paper destroyed himself after killing scissors, so the real winner is rock.
lol
Facts Theyre still functional- you could 100% use those scissors to take out the rest of papers family
It was how it would normally stop the saw, but the paper isn't metal so it bunched up.
Lol 😂 yep
Now that's true logic.
"i shall remember thee, tarnished"
The paper finally got it's revenge after 2,200 years
I cringed so much thinking how bad a paper cut would feel with that.
Under the nail
@@tableentertainment7644 jesus take the wheel
Imagine it at your neck
@@shirosflower is that a dream reference
Dont read my PROFILe PICTURE :)
Opponent and I: "Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!" Opponent: "Scissor." Me: "SPINNING PAPER!"
Underrated
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@@dont6439 don't worry i won't too :))
@@dont6439 sure 👍
Everybody gangsta until paper actually beats rock
"oh tarnished one"