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Monty Python - The Black Knight - Tis But A Scratch

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2014 ж. 27 Қар.
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A scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail in which the Black Knight valiantly denies King Arthur from crossing his bridge (or rather a plank of wood) and loses all of his limbs in the process.

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  • He litterally just said “No.” to death.

    @WhoIsLyriel@WhoIsLyriel3 жыл бұрын

    • He's like 🖤no

      @frostychips8939@frostychips89393 жыл бұрын

    • Death be like: understandable have a good day Death rates drop to zero

      @Moxxxix@Moxxxix3 жыл бұрын

    • "Actually, fuck dying!"

      @jennifercorbett8640@jennifercorbett86403 жыл бұрын

    • "Its time to go" "No"

      @boredman7855@boredman78553 жыл бұрын

    • His ability to die is a bugs ability to think past eat, drink, stay away from big animal because it eat small animal

      @plasmabolts4077@plasmabolts40773 жыл бұрын

  • Like how he goes from speaking like: "I move... for no man" to "Chicken, chicken!"

    @tristanwalhain8601@tristanwalhain86014 жыл бұрын

    • It's like his brain cells were distributed throughout his limbs. More limbs cut, the stupider he gets

      @theguy6037@theguy60374 жыл бұрын

    • He's delusional from lack of blood

      @arcnarc@arcnarc4 жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @perpetualheadache6124@perpetualheadache61244 жыл бұрын

    • I also love how Arthur went from "O brave knight......." to "you stupid bastard".

      @Fukei_Mono@Fukei_Mono4 жыл бұрын

    • @@Fukei_Mono true

      @anormalhuman2662@anormalhuman26623 жыл бұрын

  • "...... It's just a flesh wound.". Easily one of the greatest lines in cinema history.

    @russellcrawley3299@russellcrawley3299 Жыл бұрын

    • Not as great as these lines: “You can’t handle the truth!” -A Few Good Men “You…Are…A…TOY!!!” -Toy Story “Get away from her, you bitch!” -Aliens

      @smackingjack425awesome3@smackingjack425awesome3 Жыл бұрын

    • Get away from her you bitch sent chills down my spine when I was a kid. That whole part when Ripley goes back to get newt would have me on the edge of my seat. I was 8 when that movie came out and I still remember watching that so many times when I was a kid on the edge of my seat each and every time like I hadn't seen it before. Like something different was gonna happen. 80s movies were awesome

      @gofkurself@gofkurself Жыл бұрын

    • I use that term myself, whenever I have any kind of bleeding wound. 😂🤣

      @alan30189@alan30189 Жыл бұрын

    • Mandela effect has me remembering the line, “tis merely a flesh wound”

      @erikb8877@erikb8877 Жыл бұрын

    • 2:10

      @KeithX2024@KeithX2024 Жыл бұрын

  • "The victor is not victorious if the vanquished does not consider himself so." Fits this scene so well

    @Andominicus@Andominicus Жыл бұрын

    • Here from oversimplified around u?

      @_C66@_C66 Жыл бұрын

    • @@_C66 Probably not, the wise quote is probably popular among philosophers.

      @Neuwey331@Neuwey331 Жыл бұрын

    • haha! pro

      @DannySullivanMusic@DannySullivanMusic Жыл бұрын

    • It’s funny because the writer made this scene because he hated that quote

      @G_Macks@G_Macks Жыл бұрын

    • @MADVOCATE 000 A lot of people forget that Sun Tzu's stuff, and old war literature and philosophy don't _really_ apply nowadays. A victor is definitely victorious when he uses aerial carpet bombs.

      @Resi1ience@Resi1ience Жыл бұрын

  • "You got no arms left!" "It's a flesh wound"

    @subphantom6195@subphantom61954 жыл бұрын

    • I dont understand

      @stomachegg041@stomachegg0414 жыл бұрын

    • They added a lot of stuff in the German dub. In that scene for example it's. "You got no arms left!" "Yes I have." "Then try scratching yourself!" "Just a flesh wound!" Or when he's jumping on one leg "I'll spit in your face and blind you!"

      @christopherstein2024@christopherstein20243 жыл бұрын

    • tis but a scratch

      @trixATT@trixATT3 жыл бұрын

    • @@christopherstein2024 And why are you saying German dub things exactly?

      @SahilP2648@SahilP26483 жыл бұрын

    • IT WAS! IM NOT JOKING!

      @PropertyofOCP@PropertyofOCP3 жыл бұрын

  • his skill is level 1 but his attitude is over 999.

    @huygfc4257@huygfc42574 жыл бұрын

    • How dare yo insult the black knight

      @dragonatoryt4141@dragonatoryt41413 жыл бұрын

    • He put all his upgrade points into health

      @KubilaySavs@KubilaySavs3 жыл бұрын

    • His health it's... IT'S OVER 9000!!!

      @stix8371@stix83713 жыл бұрын

    • More like determination, I’m surprised frisk was able to save and load in undertale because if this guy were there, frisk would just be doomed the moment they had 1 HP without items

      @nickkayfabe6147@nickkayfabe61473 жыл бұрын

    • Strenght 1, Charisma 100

      @tashkent561@tashkent5613 жыл бұрын

  • The black knight guy is possibly one of the most powerful characters in fiction.

    @magnusvonbraun9870@magnusvonbraun9870 Жыл бұрын

    • Thanos has been real silent after this….

      @The_whales@The_whales Жыл бұрын

    • Goku has been real silent after this....

      @StarWithAPencil@StarWithAPencil Жыл бұрын

    • Saitama wants to fight him.

      @yajurraghavan4193@yajurraghavan4193 Жыл бұрын

    • Alien X created him.

      @yajurraghavan4193@yajurraghavan4193 Жыл бұрын

    • Galactus, darksied, Thanos, and Superman, got nothing on the black knight!

      @dixie4104@dixie4104 Жыл бұрын

  • Fun fact : the Black Knight’s coat of arms is a boar.. a creature known for ignoring deadly wounds to keep fighting.

    @TomTimothyThomasgoes@TomTimothyThomasgoes Жыл бұрын

    • got to love those subtle details they put into this film

      @Lupinthe3rd.@Lupinthe3rd.7 ай бұрын

    • Sounds like the sort of detail Terry Gilliam came up with.

      @sirjanska9575@sirjanska95755 ай бұрын

    • You straight up took that from a comment made 2 years ago you Pansy 😂

      @parker99able@parker99ableАй бұрын

    • But Arthur was the Boar of Cornwall. In one story, he had to obtain the "mirror, scissors, and comb" from between the ears of a large, wild boar called "the Boar of Cornwall". He did this for a friend who need these items to give a king in exchange for his daughter's hand in marriage. It was this incident that gave Arthur the name, Boar of Cornwall.

      @pirbird14@pirbird1426 күн бұрын

  • Legend has it the black knight was using 000.00001% of his true power

    @carlito8582@carlito85824 жыл бұрын

    • All his power was store in his left arm and he was just toying with Arthur but then Arthur cut his arm of.

      @darthjarjarbinkstherealsit6832@darthjarjarbinkstherealsit68323 жыл бұрын

    • Bold of you to asume that he even used any of his power.

      @trashpanda850@trashpanda8503 жыл бұрын

    • Esto el fin, Arthur....

      @BirdRaiserE@BirdRaiserE3 жыл бұрын

    • Black knight vs shaggy. Who’s with me!?!

      @thecrazyfriend5491@thecrazyfriend54913 жыл бұрын

    • ThTs true because his arm and legs fell off and he didn’t react so this tells us he is stronger than he seems

      @apollyonsbrother5586@apollyonsbrother55863 жыл бұрын

  • *gets all four limbs cut off* _“Alright, we’ll call it a draw!”_

    @connor-cx5wc@connor-cx5wc3 жыл бұрын

    • @Michael Wong what

      @enderite4289@enderite42893 жыл бұрын

    • @@enderite4289 joke

      @sanejthekkekkara6037@sanejthekkekkara60373 жыл бұрын

    • @@stevegibson2386 The purpose of the war was to make Vietnam's government not be communist and the result was the U.S. retreated after too many losses and Vietnam remained under the communist ideal's. Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure they won that war (the purpose was to control government of Vietnam not the U.S.'s government)

      @victorlara9948@victorlara99483 жыл бұрын

    • @@stevegibson2386 exactly so technically Vietnam wins by forfeit

      @bigironmando2234@bigironmando22343 жыл бұрын

    • @@stevegibson2386 No they coudn't, because then it would start another world war. Vietnam was protected by china. China was protected by Russia and America would only just be america if we nuked 1 we would have to nuke all of them and that woudn't exactly paint a good picture. If we could simply nuke them we would have genius.

      @victorlara9948@victorlara99483 жыл бұрын

  • Gotta love how he turned from "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" to "chicken chickeeen"

    @mukuro8033@mukuro8033 Жыл бұрын

    • I love how all the Knights fear and respect Tim the enchanter but then once they see just a rabbit at the cave entrance Sir Robin calls Tim a Tit and a manky Scots Git

      @dorkbrandon4422@dorkbrandon4422 Жыл бұрын

    • You mean “None Shall Pass”

      @ChelseaBrownBlatchford@ChelseaBrownBlatchford10 ай бұрын

    • Turned from fearsome to someone so annoying you just want them to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

      @jarrettowens6073@jarrettowens60738 ай бұрын

  • "Your arm's off!" "No it isn't!" "Well what's that then?" "...I've had worse."

    @Comkill117@Comkill117 Жыл бұрын

    • You liar!

      @k-boi420@k-boi420 Жыл бұрын

    • BRO WAS SAYING NUH-UH BEFORE IT WAS POPULAR

      @Aselloutguy@Aselloutguy9 ай бұрын

    • I wish I could see the fight where the Black Knight had worse.

      @TonyEnglandUK@TonyEnglandUK9 ай бұрын

    • YOU LIAR!!!!!!

      @Hufflepuffnugget123@Hufflepuffnugget1232 ай бұрын

    • ​"come on, you pansy!"

      @simplywatching2470@simplywatching2470Ай бұрын

  • "None shall pass" "What?" "NONE SHALL PASS"

    @lokiijustwannasleep7865@lokiijustwannasleep78653 жыл бұрын

    • Gandalf before when he became a great wizard

      @emmanuelelozano@emmanuelelozano3 жыл бұрын

    • Whenever someone says "What" to me, I repeat the same thing I said, only very loudly, like they didn't hear it the first time.

      @dancrane3807@dancrane38073 жыл бұрын

    • As soon as i saw the comment they said the lines

      @elgourdo2539@elgourdo25393 жыл бұрын

    • Dudes name none: Okay then

      @adamon5577@adamon55773 жыл бұрын

    • It’s treason, then..

      @elfasto2255@elfasto22553 жыл бұрын

  • The guy literally started his victory prayer and got kicked in the face by an armless warrior🤣

    @vkingsley3@vkingsley33 жыл бұрын

    • Yes we saw the video

      @calus_bath_water@calus_bath_water3 жыл бұрын

    • One could say he was *unarmed*

      @W74_Pizza@W74_Pizza3 жыл бұрын

    • now your likes number shall stay the funny!

      @CursedAlfie@CursedAlfie3 жыл бұрын

    • Literally

      @sleepyg1204@sleepyg12043 жыл бұрын

    • You may have my 999th like good sir

      @LNYC16@LNYC163 жыл бұрын

  • "What you gonna do? Bleed on me?" "I'M INVINCIBLE!" One of the best lines I've ever heard. 😆😂🤣

    @randallrona9618@randallrona9618 Жыл бұрын

  • I'll always love this scene. The fact that the Black Knight sounds so badass before they fight just makes it funnier.

    @royhardingiv1244@royhardingiv1244 Жыл бұрын

    • True. The "I move... for no man." is so deep, then the black knight's voice gets more high pitched and shrill. Though I suppose it is understandable considering what he's gone through.

      @mattmorehouse9685@mattmorehouse96855 ай бұрын

    • The guy survived having his arms and legs cut off. He IS a badass.

      @TheLobsterCopter5000@TheLobsterCopter50003 күн бұрын

  • *Loses both arms and legs* "Alright! We'll call it a draw." What a legend.

    @sergiovelasquez9976@sergiovelasquez99765 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr😂

      @anastasiaaffirmationsspark7807@anastasiaaffirmationsspark78075 жыл бұрын

    • *looses legs* "I'll bite your legs off!' What a leg-end. Ill go...

      @valerian_insomniac@valerian_insomniac5 жыл бұрын

    • Better then Aniken

      @badwolfo2585@badwolfo25855 жыл бұрын

    • ValenBelle Ah you shouldn’t have self deprecated on the end there, otherwise it would have been epic. You gotta own it

      @ask4982@ask49825 жыл бұрын

    • Mordhau in a nutshell

      @isaacthecold3802@isaacthecold38024 жыл бұрын

  • Arthur: *slitghly taps black night’s arm* arm: *falls off*

    @bitingicecream@bitingicecream4 жыл бұрын

    • Tis but a scratch

      @Asweetlovesong@Asweetlovesong4 жыл бұрын

    • Lily Balogh true

      @bitingicecream@bitingicecream4 жыл бұрын

    • Arthur: *slightly taps black night's arm Arm: *ight imma head out*

      @reisushi3459@reisushi34594 жыл бұрын

    • when your brother steals your lego so you cut his arm *get nae nae’d*

      @bitingicecream@bitingicecream4 жыл бұрын

    • It's a godly sharp sword

      @jimhuffman9434@jimhuffman94344 жыл бұрын

  • Arthur had a clear advantage - he was on horseback the whole fight

    @BurttheBard@BurttheBard9 ай бұрын

    • *Nameless Knight (ES) nearly beating a Tank, Wizard, and other who I don’t know”

      @Xiao_LingV69@Xiao_LingV6917 күн бұрын

  • "We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mer-" *BAM* That part gets me every time 🤣

    @unsungzero6122@unsungzero61228 ай бұрын

  • This happened like 1000 years ago, so the black knight is probably still sitting in some secluded British forest without his arms or legs

    @tacoblude8208@tacoblude82083 жыл бұрын

    • He is, I see him occasionally

      @sergeantmajor9938@sergeantmajor99383 жыл бұрын

    • Relly? Where at I've seen him out in Scotland for some reason

      @colton5475@colton54753 жыл бұрын

    • Nah, its probably like 1200's

      @esalvador4197@esalvador41973 жыл бұрын

    • @@colton5475 yeah I saw him rolling around here too

      @jackattackanims8387@jackattackanims83873 жыл бұрын

    • Nope probably happened only 600 to 900 years ago which is nothing

      @blankblank5409@blankblank54093 жыл бұрын

  • This must be the ancestor of deadpool

    @mr_rapthor@mr_rapthor5 жыл бұрын

    • Mr. Rapthor but- when did he have kids then?..

      @MysticIceFire@MysticIceFire5 жыл бұрын

    • probably before having his limbs cut off

      @reinstriver5432@reinstriver54325 жыл бұрын

    • @@reinstriver5432 He still has one limb, if you know what I mean

      @Kermitthebleachdrinker@Kermitthebleachdrinker5 жыл бұрын

    • That's the one I don't have ;-;

      @reinstriver5432@reinstriver54325 жыл бұрын

    • Demon lord rimuru u got discord?

      @shwjrmrk7619@shwjrmrk76195 жыл бұрын

  • The absolute zero pause when he says "None shall pass" for the second time is some of the best comedic timing

    @rohitchaoji@rohitchaoji Жыл бұрын

  • The kick to the head when Arthur is praying always gets me 😂 then the "you stupid bastard!" 😂

    @whitewolf-yd2nf@whitewolf-yd2nf11 ай бұрын

  • I love how they're fighting to the death over crossing a 3-foot creek bridge

    @genuinesaucy@genuinesaucy6 жыл бұрын

    • wars have been started for less

      @Enrico_Palazzo_opera_singer@Enrico_Palazzo_opera_singer5 жыл бұрын

    • ikr, the absurdity is they easily could have just climbed over the creek bed in a different area without having to cross the bridge or confront the black knight. Also its never revealed why the black knight was so determined to protect it

      @kcz1093@kcz10935 жыл бұрын

    • Reminds me of for honour when 3 retards fight over water

      @clockwork1536@clockwork15365 жыл бұрын

    • I mean, a war was fought over 2 countries fighting over who owned *one, singular* , camel

      @DTux5249@DTux52495 жыл бұрын

    • @TV-94 true

      @DTux5249@DTux52495 жыл бұрын

  • “I’m invincible!” “You’re a looney.”

    @HeckinBrandon@HeckinBrandon5 жыл бұрын

    • "The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you!"

      @LeandroSouza-pl9gb@LeandroSouza-pl9gb4 жыл бұрын

    • “Come on then”

      @lonlixz2879@lonlixz28794 жыл бұрын

    • they say "tis but a scratch is the best line", I say no, IM INVINCIBLE

      @TumbleTrashOfficial@TumbleTrashOfficial4 жыл бұрын

    • I read it in their voices...

      @todortodorov2762@todortodorov27623 жыл бұрын

    • Alright we'll call it a draw

      @MAC-xl5dn@MAC-xl5dn3 жыл бұрын

  • I love how casual he is and still convincing him he can fight while he’s probably dead from blood loss 2 minutes later

    @bigbears420@bigbears420 Жыл бұрын

    • Cap.

      @TheFirstAndLastObserver@TheFirstAndLastObserver Жыл бұрын

    • @@TheFirstAndLastObserver if you lose any limb you are dead quick without medical attention

      @bigbears420@bigbears420 Жыл бұрын

    • @@bigbears420 not the black knight.

      @TheFirstAndLastObserver@TheFirstAndLastObserver Жыл бұрын

    • The Black Knight is immortal.

      @thomasraines1396@thomasraines13969 ай бұрын

  • Over 40 years old and this scene remains iconic to this day

    @skykrasher4475@skykrasher4475 Жыл бұрын

  • "no it isn't" "then whats that then?" *looks down at arm* "I've had worse

    @oscarmadejski3913@oscarmadejski39133 жыл бұрын

    • He didn't say who's it is if he says that the arm isn't his.

      @amaliakrecik8250@amaliakrecik82503 жыл бұрын

    • YOU LIAR!

      @dudeman6592@dudeman65923 жыл бұрын

    • @@dudeman6592 black knight: "c'mon you pansy"

      @chasesmith5216@chasesmith52163 жыл бұрын

    • @@chasesmith5216 Victory is mine

      @praisethesun5873@praisethesun58733 жыл бұрын

    • We all watched the same video dude, but I'm glad to see you got the joke.

      @jamesnialG@jamesnialG3 жыл бұрын

  • Fun fact: John Cleese wrote this scene because he hates the saying "you never truly lose until you give up"

    @LOEKASH@LOEKASH3 жыл бұрын

    • Really? If so kudos to him, that quote always bothered me. At least it made this masterpiece of a scene.

      @teardrop6392@teardrop63923 жыл бұрын

    • @@teardrop6392 I think it’s a good quote but when applied properly 😂

      @harryantino@harryantino3 жыл бұрын

    • It’s a good saying if you use it right, if you are talking about a country vs country type of thing, But in the way that he thought of it I see where he is coming from.

      @noahshad09@noahshad093 жыл бұрын

    • ok i read that as “john cheese” and i

      @roc-noK@roc-noK3 жыл бұрын

    • Brexit in a nutshell. 🤦‍♂️

      @vicsomeone@vicsomeone3 жыл бұрын

  • "I move. For no man." such powerful delivery on that. The repeated "none shall pass" cutting off the what probably my favorite part of all of this

    @SmubFinger@SmubFinger6 ай бұрын

  • Every iconic quote: "You make me sad. So be it!" "None shall pass." "Tis but a scratch. A scratch? Your arm's off! No it isn't. What's that then?" "We thank thee lord, that in thy- (Gets kicked in the head)" "Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! Yes I have. Look! Just a flesh wound." "Chicken! Chickeen!" "What are you gonna do, bleed on me? I'M INVINCIBLE!" "I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!"

    @BowserHatGamer@BowserHatGamer9 ай бұрын

  • The most stubborn man in history.

    @nickster5207@nickster52076 жыл бұрын

    • Nickster Games I think you mean brave. or unyielding.

      @Wolverines83@Wolverines835 жыл бұрын

    • @@Wolverines83 what he means by stubborn is the Black Knight refuses to die I'm pretty sure if they did a scene cutting his head off he would still be talking

      @jogclemson4430@jogclemson44305 жыл бұрын

    • He's one of those who will refuse that they will die in stubbornness

      @redacted7134@redacted71345 жыл бұрын

    • Aside from my grandfather.

      @steele_heart77@steele_heart774 жыл бұрын

    • And you clearly haven't met me when in the twilight of a romantic relationship.

      @panicatthegasstation@panicatthegasstation4 жыл бұрын

  • Fun fact : the symbol on the black knight's tunic is a boar which is know to be heavily injured but to still fight

    @arealteletubby1923@arealteletubby19233 жыл бұрын

    • It's also the symbol of the Campbell Clan. (same as how the golden dragon is the symbol of House Pendragon)

      @abithefallenhuman921@abithefallenhuman9213 жыл бұрын

    • Until you put a round in its head

      @00_rei90@00_rei902 жыл бұрын

    • @@00_rei90 but if you shoot the black knight in the head he will still survive

      @Cactuardude@Cactuardude2 жыл бұрын

    • God, thos movie is so good

      @seanspindleshanks2529@seanspindleshanks25292 жыл бұрын

    • But he isn't heavily injured tis but a scratch

      @Someoneyeeted@Someoneyeeted2 жыл бұрын

  • This guy is the epitome of rolling below a three for every potential skill check, then miraculously pass a Survival Check and rolling 20s for all your saving throws. Also, given that he's taking all this damage and seemingly not noticing at all, he probably IS invincible.

    @TheSmart-CasualGamer@TheSmart-CasualGamer Жыл бұрын

    • Or perhaps he’s simply too stupid to notice.

      @knightofarkronia9968@knightofarkronia99686 ай бұрын

    • Zealot Barbarian doesn't die until rage wears off

      @rokkraljkolesa9317@rokkraljkolesa93172 ай бұрын

  • This never gets old... doesn't matter how many times I watch it. Comedy gold!

    @paulandkat314@paulandkat314 Жыл бұрын

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi: *cuts off Anakin’s arm and legs Anakin: ‘Tis but a scratch

    @KryptedGhost@KryptedGhost3 жыл бұрын

    • Obi-Wan Kenobi: but i have the high ground.

      @emmanuelelozano@emmanuelelozano3 жыл бұрын

    • @@emmanuelelozano Fine, well call it a draw then.

      @ghostpanther2189@ghostpanther21893 жыл бұрын

    • I HATE U

      @maxbjork7804@maxbjork78043 жыл бұрын

    • Max Björk you were my my brother sir Anakin. I loved you

      @KryptedGhost@KryptedGhost3 жыл бұрын

    • It would probably instantly cauterize him so he would more or less be ok

      @randomfolk9545@randomfolk95453 жыл бұрын

  • “Look you stupid bastard you’ve got no arms left!” Favourite line of all time 😂

    @vanillavitch_@vanillavitch_ Жыл бұрын

  • “Oleright we’ll call it a draw” gets me every time 😂😂😂

    @devenrobinson6861@devenrobinson68616 ай бұрын

  • Black Knight's stats: Attack: 50 Defense: 20 Speed: 10 HP: Over 9000

    @gamingwithandre99@gamingwithandre993 жыл бұрын

    • How much is upgrading

      @builderdude3428@builderdude34282 жыл бұрын

    • @@builderdude3428 cost arms and legs

      @huynguyenquang7435@huynguyenquang74352 жыл бұрын

    • @@huynguyenquang7435 ok

      @builderdude3428@builderdude34282 жыл бұрын

    • @@huynguyenquang7435 casually cuts off arms & legs, for max level upgrading "Is this enough" Says buyer

      @builderdude3428@builderdude34282 жыл бұрын

    • Unique skill aquired

      @sevenkagami5345@sevenkagami53452 жыл бұрын

  • "I'M INVINCIBLE" "you're a looney"

    @BillyBones-ui9ck@BillyBones-ui9ck2 жыл бұрын

    • The black knight always trumps!! Come on man. Oh right we call it a draw

      @slidsnake8539@slidsnake85392 жыл бұрын

    • @@slidsnake8539 triumphs*

      @Pixel3572@Pixel35722 жыл бұрын

    • Skype gif sound

      @hue_solaris@hue_solaris2 жыл бұрын

    • People on meth:

      @bryanlemmens68@bryanlemmens682 жыл бұрын

    • @@slidsnake8539 trumps? 😂

      @oh3681@oh36812 жыл бұрын

  • They all actin chill because “Tis But A Scratch”

    @Lettuce-win@Lettuce-win9 ай бұрын

  • "you make me sad" will forever be favorite line

    @cannydoee9612@cannydoee9612 Жыл бұрын

  • "a man who never admits defeat never loses" and this man is the embodiment of that. literally.

    @blengdiabloed7335@blengdiabloed73353 жыл бұрын

    • You mean disembodiment right?

      @jamesrichardii9075@jamesrichardii90753 жыл бұрын

    • @@jamesrichardii9075 HA

      @housel9352@housel93523 жыл бұрын

    • @General Grievous Hello there

      @Enaz19@Enaz193 жыл бұрын

    • @@jamesrichardii9075 perhaps lol

      @blengdiabloed7335@blengdiabloed73353 жыл бұрын

    • So doomguy

      @imaginternet@imaginternet3 жыл бұрын

  • “You never lose till you give up” And I took that personally

    @ethanvillarreal5766@ethanvillarreal57663 жыл бұрын

    • More like and I took that literally

      @brendafazzio7388@brendafazzio73883 жыл бұрын

    • OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on KZhead. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear ethan

      @AxxLAfriku@AxxLAfriku2 жыл бұрын

    • @@AxxLAfriku whar?

      @cantthinkofausername6749@cantthinkofausername67492 жыл бұрын

    • @@cantthinkofausername6749 spam baiting

      @kishascape@kishascape2 жыл бұрын

    • You lose when someone's chopped off so many limbs you are target practice for pigeons.

      @TonyEnglandUK@TonyEnglandUK Жыл бұрын

  • The unexpected kick to the head kills me everytime 1:51

    @TheyCallMeNis@TheyCallMeNis2 ай бұрын

  • No one ever mentions the very subtle "woop" when he has his first arm cut off 😂 like he tripped over a rock or something while walking, and it was no big deal, but he's slightly embaressed by it.. gets me every time.

    @hardickmcfondle2956@hardickmcfondle29566 ай бұрын

  • One of the most legendary fights of history.

    @Shiro_Sora@Shiro_Sora3 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @brizkythetog5621@brizkythetog56213 жыл бұрын

    • Agreed

      @brobunni@brobunni3 жыл бұрын

    • @@brobunni i stalo koments

      @unitytroughsocialisam2163@unitytroughsocialisam21633 жыл бұрын

    • Indeed oh wise stranger on the internet

      @vin2070@vin20703 жыл бұрын

    • Not to mention it ended with a draw so we need a rematch

      @shai310@shai3103 жыл бұрын

  • Fun fact: When he has only one leg left he's being played by a guy with only one limb. The rest of the scenes he is played by a normal dude.

    @jamesesterline@jamesesterline5 жыл бұрын

    • James Esterline+ Where are his arms? Tucked into his shirt?

      @masonr.powers7196@masonr.powers71965 жыл бұрын

    • oh shit

      @rampantbuckler818@rampantbuckler8184 жыл бұрын

    • Not so fun now that you said that......

      @nagiiboo@nagiiboo4 жыл бұрын

    • @@masonr.powers7196 WHERE ARE HIS LEGS?? i think they might ne in the ground honestly

      @rampantbuckler818@rampantbuckler8184 жыл бұрын

    • @@masonr.powers7196 WHERE ARE HIS LEGS?? i think they might ne in the ground honestly

      @rampantbuckler818@rampantbuckler8184 жыл бұрын

  • I remember watching this with my grandfather when I was just a kid of 8 or 9 at the time . They played this part on the afternoon news advertising the movie . We laughed so hard !! It would be a few more years before I got to see the whole movie . And now I'm 55 and I own it on DVD . In fact its a Saturday afternoon and I'm going to watch The Holy Grail right now ! Cheers : )

    @alcodie1558@alcodie1558 Жыл бұрын

  • it's the little dance at 1:59 that has me crying every single time

    @orrie1911@orrie19117 ай бұрын

  • *has one health* ‘‘Tis but a scratch”

    @onesmolbirb8434@onesmolbirb84346 жыл бұрын

    • *is poisoned at the same time* 'Tis but a splinter

      @dustyfella@dustyfella6 жыл бұрын

    • hole lee shit 300 likes!

      @onesmolbirb8434@onesmolbirb84346 жыл бұрын

    • one smol birb he needs to go into the pause menu and eat some cabbage

      @urdnotwrex2538@urdnotwrex25385 жыл бұрын

    • A scratch!? Your HP's on 1!

      @tc_48@tc_485 жыл бұрын

    • How I feel when im cocky in dark spuls"oh damn got no estus get hit once and all health is down from 1240 to 1 TIS BUT A SCRATCH"

      @EvilRaccoonDM@EvilRaccoonDM5 жыл бұрын

  • I love how Arthur remains so respectful and formal when he’s literally butchering the guy.

    @gabrielagustinhomas@gabrielagustinhomas Жыл бұрын

    • I mean when the guy is literally immortal I don't think losing your formality woukd be a good idea

      @SinAster_19@SinAster_19 Жыл бұрын

    • i think that because knight were noble so they are respectful against each other even in battle

      @b1bis204@b1bis204 Жыл бұрын

    • @@SinAster_19 kinda random but I’d like to know, when did you decide to use that profile picture, I remember seeing the game and loving it way before I started seeing dozens of people use Niko as their profile picture in every video, apparently it got a rise of popularity and I’d like to know about it

      @tomas_iss7469@tomas_iss7469 Жыл бұрын

    • hahaha great comment

      @DannySullivanMusic@DannySullivanMusic Жыл бұрын

    • @@tomas_iss7469 i got into the oneshot fandom like a year ago its a game thats becoming more popular since pyro played it on stream

      @SinAster_19@SinAster_19 Жыл бұрын

  • "A scratch?! Your arm's off!" "No, it isn't." "LOOK YOU STUPID BASTARD YOU'VE GOT NO ARMS LEFT!!!!!" "Yes, I have." Some of the greatest comebacks in cinematic history

    @sheldoncooper3706@sheldoncooper370611 ай бұрын

    • Greatest movie in history

      @TheCrunchbite@TheCrunchbite4 ай бұрын

  • whos here after herbert quoted this

    @uhhangel@uhhangel7 ай бұрын

    • That's how he was last year with his shoulder and ribs lmfao

      @heimpai2282@heimpai22827 ай бұрын

  • *get disintegrated on the atomic level* This guy: Tis but a scratch

    @ki975@ki9754 жыл бұрын

    • You lie.

      @samarvora7185@samarvora71854 жыл бұрын

    • He would say that in one of those echoey disembodied voices

      @braydenleclerc5529@braydenleclerc55294 жыл бұрын

    • “Where is the black knight” “Gone reduced to atoms” “No I’m not come here and face me like a man”

      @internetperson573@internetperson5733 жыл бұрын

    • @@internetperson573 ok you do realise that everything is atoms you can't be reduced to them you already are them

      @EveryoneElseIsWeirdImNormal@EveryoneElseIsWeirdImNormal3 жыл бұрын

    • I'm not weird everyone else is weird and I'm normal false. Everything is MADE of atoms, to state that everything IS atoms is to say that everything is a single particle invisible to the naked eye, which is first not true in the slightest, and second, we are visible to the naked eye, so that disproves that we are in fact atoms. However, to the grand scale of the universe, you could consider all of humanity one single atom. And in fact, you can be reduced to atoms, if you were to somehow split apart the atoms that MAKE UP a human body. Please think before you type, and don’t reply to this without thinking, we all know what you not thinking looks like, I will be able to tell clearly

      @internetperson573@internetperson5733 жыл бұрын

  • *Knight loses every single limb* “Tis but a scratch” *Anakin: Frantically takes notes* 📝

    @Grandmaster_Dragonborn@Grandmaster_Dragonborn3 жыл бұрын

    • Hilarious cross-reference. Thanks for the chuckle.

      @tekelupharsin4426@tekelupharsin44263 жыл бұрын

    • Kowalski writed down Kowalski: Noted

      @dazios6499@dazios64993 жыл бұрын

    • Someone actually wrote a decent Star Wars fanfic involving this scene. The fic is called: Tis But a Scratch, by Do a Barrel Roll.

      @sarasullivan2188@sarasullivan21883 жыл бұрын

    • Its just a flesh wound

      @Hazzelgamer-oe8fs@Hazzelgamer-oe8fs3 жыл бұрын

    • "Write that down! Write that down!"

      @firstconsul7286@firstconsul72863 жыл бұрын

  • "Tis but a scratch!"

    @HarvestTexas@HarvestTexas8 ай бұрын

    • “A scratch? Your arm’s off!”

      @adyn1826@adyn182613 күн бұрын

  • “I’ve had worse” so this means this has probably happened before and I guess his arms will grow back

    @Smarmyieatu32@Smarmyieatu32 Жыл бұрын

  • Black Knight: "I WON THIS SWORD FIGHT, BY A LOT!"

    @nikkinorcal2791@nikkinorcal27913 жыл бұрын

    • Becoming more apt by the minute!

      @Fuzzybeanerizer@Fuzzybeanerizer3 жыл бұрын

    • The bards have declared that King Arthur was the winner of this river side duel

      @megameerkat2634@megameerkat26343 жыл бұрын

    • The orange knight

      @mrmindyourownbusinessyouno5510@mrmindyourownbusinessyouno55103 жыл бұрын

    • hehehhehehehehe orange man bad

      @mrchickinman9984@mrchickinman99843 жыл бұрын

    • @@mrchickinman9984 yes he is, very bad indeed. did you not hear his phonecall with the georgia legislaster begging him to overturn the results of the election? wannabe dictator , so yes, bad indeed

      @ronoccc@ronoccc3 жыл бұрын

  • I love the fact that Arthur starts to pray and then the knight just kicks him in the head. It’s perfect.

    @naughtymelon6712@naughtymelon67123 жыл бұрын

    • It's even better that he's thanking God for his mercy, after horribly mutilating someone.

      @toonbat@toonbat3 жыл бұрын

    • @@toonbat Well he started it and gave him mercy.

      @uncanny3637@uncanny36373 жыл бұрын

    • Were arthur and the britons Christians ? As i call, the anglo-Saxons were still pagans at that time

      @lvateinn8258@lvateinn82583 жыл бұрын

    • @@lvateinn8258 they were catholic

      @cringeanarchy7675@cringeanarchy76753 жыл бұрын

    • @@cringeanarchy7675 So obviously worse than pagan.

      @jssgopman@jssgopman3 жыл бұрын

  • the unparalleled confidence is amazing

    @eggwet8767@eggwet8767 Жыл бұрын

  • I like how when King Arthur gets exasperated, Chapman just lets his accent go a little bit Northern.

    @zckls@zckls Жыл бұрын

    • Little bit Midlands more like. Leicester, innit.

      @JackBurtonsReflexes@JackBurtonsReflexes7 ай бұрын

  • “Tis’ but a scratch!” “A scratch? your arm’s off!” “no it isn’t” *SPEECH 100*

    @deathrobot10k58@deathrobot10k582 жыл бұрын

    • "Then what's that?"

      @j.t8529@j.t85292 жыл бұрын

    • @ׁ "You Liar"

      @j.t8529@j.t85292 жыл бұрын

    • @@j.t8529 Come on you pansy!

      @Enterprise-D666@Enterprise-D6662 жыл бұрын

    • @@Enterprise-D666 *slices again* Victory is mine!

      @veltzon4322@veltzon43222 жыл бұрын

    • @@veltzon4322 (Kneels down on one leg) We thank thee Lord, that in thy mercy….

      @Enterprise-D666@Enterprise-D6662 жыл бұрын

  • "Tis but a scratch!" - One of the most iconic line ever!

    @EpicHotCheese@EpicHotCheese5 жыл бұрын

    • Did you see the new GT2RS beat the record?

      @amlivid3497@amlivid34975 жыл бұрын

    • @@amlivid3497Yes, I've seen it!

      @EpicHotCheese@EpicHotCheese5 жыл бұрын

    • “What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?”

      @vulfura@vulfura4 жыл бұрын

    • Just a flesh wound

      @isaiahp.4609@isaiahp.46094 жыл бұрын

  • I love how Arthur just starts to pray in the middle of a fight lol

    @Tebbulator@Tebbulator Жыл бұрын

  • The kick on the head cracks me up every single time 🤣

    @phoneix24886@phoneix24886 Жыл бұрын

  • Death: "Come, my child, your time has come." Black Knight: *ＮＯ* Death: "ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅᴀʙʟᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴅᴀʏ"

    @thesexybatman263@thesexybatman2633 жыл бұрын

    • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH .....

      @CartoonyPirate@CartoonyPirate3 жыл бұрын

    • @@CartoonyPirate Demoni k laughing

      @unitytroughsocialisam2163@unitytroughsocialisam21633 жыл бұрын

    • Black knight: *Literally got shred into pieces* Black knight:Dumb b*tch

      @Christian-dk5uo@Christian-dk5uo3 жыл бұрын

    • 1,000th like!

      @DinnerMuffin@DinnerMuffin3 жыл бұрын

    • look you stupid bastard you got no arms left! 0_0

      @skullyskaric7779@skullyskaric77792 жыл бұрын

  • The Black Knight could've won after losing his arms if he strategically kicked Arthur between the legs

    @infraredsg4606@infraredsg46062 жыл бұрын

    • Every men's weak spot.

      @bunger8469@bunger84692 жыл бұрын

    • He went easy on Arthur that’s why he didn’t use all his power

      @RalseiSmokerOfBlunts@RalseiSmokerOfBlunts2 жыл бұрын

    • He did though as he was getting up lol you didn't hear the grunt?

      @DefaultDerrick@DefaultDerrick2 жыл бұрын

    • he did at 1:58

      @lusir.@lusir.2 жыл бұрын

    • I was anticipating that.

      @justinnamuco9096@justinnamuco90962 жыл бұрын

  • “What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?” “IM INVINCIBLE!!!”

    @jambles3752@jambles37527 ай бұрын

  • NPCS be like when you put it on hard mode:

    @enderwill2694@enderwill26948 ай бұрын

  • *The original Deadpool*

    @joshuahope1993@joshuahope19935 жыл бұрын

    • Lol😂

      @anastasiaaffirmationsspark7807@anastasiaaffirmationsspark78075 жыл бұрын

    • And let's be honest, the funnier Deadpool.

      @megamovieman101@megamovieman1014 жыл бұрын

    • Tommy Hass yah

      @duhitsmicah7584@duhitsmicah75844 жыл бұрын

    • @@duhitsmicah7584 ah

      @polski_dezerter@polski_dezerter4 жыл бұрын

    • @polski dezerter Sah.

      @JustAGamerPerson@JustAGamerPerson4 жыл бұрын

  • “I didn’t lose i merely failed to win” - oversimplified

    @chickentendies9581@chickentendies95812 жыл бұрын

    • So you failed

      @tcapsaandreijoaquin2670@tcapsaandreijoaquin26702 жыл бұрын

    • @@tcapsaandreijoaquin2670 nO! I jUst FouNd 1000 waYs tO MaRelY nOt WiN!!1!

      @Knukszt@Knukszt2 жыл бұрын

    • @@Knukszt so you didn't win

      @tcapsaandreijoaquin2670@tcapsaandreijoaquin26702 жыл бұрын

    • @@tcapsaandreijoaquin2670 But we didnt loose, but they win, but we didnt win, but they didnt loose, but they didnt win, but we didnt win, but they didnt win...

      @saulesalejos4483@saulesalejos44832 жыл бұрын

    • @@saulesalejos4483 r/Ihadastroke

      @tcapsaandreijoaquin2670@tcapsaandreijoaquin26702 жыл бұрын

  • No matter how defeated you are, you can always yell “I’ll bite your legs off” and get points for style.

    @MrStevemur@MrStevemur9 ай бұрын

  • The preceding inclusion of the Green Knight is a lovely touch in this film. Receiving a longsword to the head will not cause any lasting damage to a knight whose custom is to be decapitated.

    @charleschapman4744@charleschapman47448 ай бұрын

  • Black Knight: Gets decapitated Crowd: Finally got rid of that The head in the basket:

    @AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa2 жыл бұрын

    • “Say again? You thought I was finished?”

      @darkdruidsvale@darkdruidsvale2 жыл бұрын

    • “Look, you stupid bastard, you have no body left.”

      @ezelfrancisco1349@ezelfrancisco13492 жыл бұрын

    • “Yes I do”

      @dev_ai04@dev_ai042 жыл бұрын

    • @@dev_ai04 “your just a head!”

      @darkdruidsvale@darkdruidsvale2 жыл бұрын

    • “I can still bite you!”

      @CarlyCurly_@CarlyCurly_2 жыл бұрын

  • “What are you gunna do bleed in me?” *IM INVINCIBLE*

    @aaerkxaiedrschtaufenbachaa3862@aaerkxaiedrschtaufenbachaa38624 жыл бұрын

    • He may have acid blood

      @jimhuffman9434@jimhuffman94344 жыл бұрын

    • You're a looney

      @ericmonaco4509@ericmonaco45094 жыл бұрын

    • when u made a typo and said bleed in me that was pretty sexual ngl

      @thepickleking5717@thepickleking57173 жыл бұрын

    • Eric Monaco THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS

      @vladimirlenin8892@vladimirlenin88923 жыл бұрын

    • The 1,1k like

      @ahnafm.m.z7750@ahnafm.m.z77503 жыл бұрын

  • He has regenerative powers. That's why losing limbs is just a scratch.

    @TheGrandeCapo@TheGrandeCapo9 ай бұрын

  • What people don't call out about this fight Is that it had pretty realistic and grounded choreography

    @yunggk7776@yunggk7776 Жыл бұрын

    • Lmao

      @soleo2783@soleo278310 ай бұрын

  • 2020 be like: January: Tis but a scratch February: Just a flesh wound March: I'm invincible! April: Allright. We'll call it a draw

    @tobiasladengast7488@tobiasladengast74884 жыл бұрын

    • May: Ohhh I see, running away ey??

      @PlagueDoctorLife@PlagueDoctorLife4 жыл бұрын

    • How June about to be: you yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you!

      @primpromnom1650@primpromnom16503 жыл бұрын

    • July: I'll bite your legs off!

      @headedhornet30@headedhornet303 жыл бұрын

    • Funniest comment i seen in a while

      @greenleafgaming6933@greenleafgaming69333 жыл бұрын

    • Hard to believe this was written before anybody experienced May 2020.

      @aarongothmann7247@aarongothmann72473 жыл бұрын

  • "What you gonna do? Bleed on me?" I cant stop laughing at that

    @jasontawa@jasontawa2 жыл бұрын

    • "I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!"

      @TheDragonninja1983@TheDragonninja19832 жыл бұрын

    • @@TheDragonninja1983 “YOU’RE A LOONEY”

      @brendorkusaviation8930@brendorkusaviation89302 жыл бұрын

    • @@brendorkusaviation8930 Black Knight: "THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS, HAVE AT YOU, Come on then."

      @TheDragonninja1983@TheDragonninja19832 жыл бұрын

    • @@TheDragonninja1983 All Right, well call it a draw

      @Seb-099@Seb-0992 жыл бұрын

    • @@Seb-099 Come, Patsy!

      @antibigotpolice@antibigotpolice Жыл бұрын

  • Crazy fact: the Black Knight was actually played by two different people! John Cleese plays the Black Knight until he’s down to one leg. Then an actual one-legged person (his name is Richard Burton [not to be confused with the Welsh actor]) is in the Black Knight’s armor!

    @Howlingburd19@Howlingburd1910 ай бұрын

  • I love when Arthur prays in gratitude and the Black Knight's foot comes out of nowhere.

    @chelsea6329@chelsea6329 Жыл бұрын

    • that’s what’s called the Upside of the head “BIPP”

      @randydelabarcena4988@randydelabarcena498811 ай бұрын

    • Come on, then! 😀

      @markkoetsier6475@markkoetsier64759 ай бұрын

    • Suckerkick

      @InstagramAWrestlingHistorian@InstagramAWrestlingHistorian9 ай бұрын

    • "FALCON KIIICK"

      @MissSorceress@MissSorceress5 ай бұрын

  • "hits arm" *Shoulder fucking disintegrates from a single touch*

    @halloeverybodhi613@halloeverybodhi6132 жыл бұрын

    • Excalibur OP please nerf

      @jonathanbradley4896@jonathanbradley48962 жыл бұрын

    • @@jonathanbradley4896 lol

      @mrpicklejar4391@mrpicklejar43912 жыл бұрын

    • pov: little brother

      @lazyswappedskeleton2@lazyswappedskeleton22 жыл бұрын

    • i don't know if they didn't want to make it look like the arm was actually sliced off for whatever reason or if they just did it for comedic effect

      @rubub8455@rubub84552 жыл бұрын

    • @@rubub8455 This film's from the 70s, do you expect stellar effects?

      @josephpeters7627@josephpeters76272 жыл бұрын

  • Justin Herbert caused me to come and watch this again. Classic!

    @rodseel4545@rodseel45457 ай бұрын

  • I really like how the symbol on the black knights chest is of a wild boar, a creature known for taking serious injuries but seemingly not noticing and carrying on fighting.

    @Evamme534@Evamme534 Жыл бұрын

  • i almost had a heart attack when he kicked him when he was kneeling down XD

    @GiRR007@GiRR0074 жыл бұрын

    • *KLONG*

      @ShoeNerd@ShoeNerd3 жыл бұрын

    • ITS JUST A FLESH WOUND

      @crusadeknight4891@crusadeknight48913 жыл бұрын

    • @JD Gust of Wind Dance qqqq qqqqqq Qqqqqqqqqqq

      @fatimapotherat4652@fatimapotherat46523 жыл бұрын

    • XD

      @AbsoluteAbsurd@AbsoluteAbsurd3 жыл бұрын

    • 1:54

      @mr.burnsgaming8985@mr.burnsgaming89853 жыл бұрын

  • I like how the "bridge" he's guarding is just a plank of wood

    @davidnissim589@davidnissim589 Жыл бұрын

    • Over small creek that you could literally just jump

      @brandonhughes4076@brandonhughes4076 Жыл бұрын

    • 👍😁🙈

      @MarcDufresneosorusrex@MarcDufresneosorusrex Жыл бұрын

    • Should have just asked three questions, could have kept his limbs then

      @warlordofbritannia@warlordofbritannia7 ай бұрын

    • The butter genius and humor of Monty Python!

      @wootle@wootle6 ай бұрын

    • ​@@warlordofbritanniaI thought it was 5 questions

      @eamonlyons8318@eamonlyons83186 ай бұрын

  • I love how this happens all brcause he wouldnt respond to Arthur 🤣

    @YouCantDeleteDenzelL@YouCantDeleteDenzelL8 ай бұрын

  • The true definition of: "We can't end it off with a loss".

    @NoneYaBuissnessOfficial@NoneYaBuissnessOfficial2 ай бұрын

  • This movie is just over 46 years old, but it still stays an absolute masterpiece.

    @oznelnavnaekal6679@oznelnavnaekal66792 жыл бұрын

    • Yes yes, the story telling, the acting, the humour, the camera angles, ...! So good!

      @donZeriouS@donZeriouS2 жыл бұрын

    • These types of comments are lame.

      @ELFanatic@ELFanatic2 жыл бұрын

    • @@ELFanatic If you find these types of comments lame, that's your choice. However don't bother us with it.

      @oznelnavnaekal6679@oznelnavnaekal66792 жыл бұрын

    • @@ELFanatic silence, fool.

      @georgedunn8224@georgedunn82242 жыл бұрын

    • @@georgedunn8224 Well spoken.🙂

      @oznelnavnaekal6679@oznelnavnaekal66792 жыл бұрын

  • Gotta admire the Black Knight endurance and high pain tolerance tho

    @AleQuag@AleQuag2 жыл бұрын

    • The Black Knight's pain tolerance replaced his brain cells

      @ScourgeofShadows9869@ScourgeofShadows98692 жыл бұрын

    • @@ScourgeofShadows9869 But'cha gotta admit he's cool

      @bxttercxp_swxxts@bxttercxp_swxxts2 жыл бұрын

    • @@bxttercxp_swxxts Hilariously cool, yes

      @ScourgeofShadows9869@ScourgeofShadows98692 жыл бұрын

    • Wait until his body is no longer in shock

      @christhe2dprotogen511@christhe2dprotogen5112 жыл бұрын

    • tis but a scratch

      @aidanjanemcintosh6919@aidanjanemcintosh69192 жыл бұрын

  • Imagine losing all your limbs for 3 feet of bridge. I hope that bridge is something huge and special now. Like the London or Golden Gate

    @L-U-M-B-A-G-O@L-U-M-B-A-G-O9 ай бұрын

  • "Your arm's off!" "No it isn't." "That isn't an argument, it's just contradiction."

    @Gorboduc@Gorboduc8 ай бұрын

  • Rasputin: Gets poisoned, shot, and thrown into a freezing river Also Rasputin: 1:31

    @ryanhartley211@ryanhartley2112 жыл бұрын

    • Its the magic

      @pz1007@pz10072 жыл бұрын

    • 2:26

      @hughjass8502@hughjass85022 жыл бұрын

    • RA RA RASPUTIN

      @Crabbob365@Crabbob3652 жыл бұрын

    • @@Crabbob365 LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

      @kahiruo@kahiruo2 жыл бұрын

    • @@kahiruo THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE

      @Crabbob365@Crabbob3652 жыл бұрын

  • Just like arguing with a Flat-Earther.

    @adamb89@adamb895 жыл бұрын

    • Adam B How dare you. The Black Knight is far superior to those dunces!

      @linebeckthejohoe4876@linebeckthejohoe48764 жыл бұрын

    • Adam B As well as arguing with someone on the opposite side as you when it comes to politics.

      @brettbaglio1550@brettbaglio15504 жыл бұрын

    • @@brettbaglio1550 More on the extreme side though. It's possible to have a passive and rational argument without throwing shit pies at one another. We're not savages.

      @papounator8843@papounator88434 жыл бұрын

    • @@brettbaglio1550 Well it's not , because both sides of political arguments are equally dumb.

      @derbigpr500@derbigpr5004 жыл бұрын

    • @@derbigpr500 Not when it's backed by centuries of science and common sense.

      @opalander@opalander4 жыл бұрын

  • I love when the knight calls Authur a Chicken.

    @marvelfan8996@marvelfan89968 ай бұрын

  • I like that he said “it’s just a flesh wound” while his arm was off

    @evantahon9850@evantahon98508 ай бұрын

  • 2:09 i like how he says: 'just a fleshwound!'

    @meesvanhees9951@meesvanhees99513 жыл бұрын

    • also the way Arthur says *"LoOK!"*

      @platinumfalcon798@platinumfalcon7983 жыл бұрын

    • @@santiagogabrielolazahenost5634 it’s a single second bro

      @ebhidbhidhbibjhdhibdbhd528@ebhidbhidhbibjhdhibdbhd5283 жыл бұрын

    • Then he proceeds to Roman Kick him

      @icezem4797@icezem47973 жыл бұрын

    • He says it like he’s lost his arm a dozen times before

      @BuggaBoy69@BuggaBoy693 жыл бұрын

    • _"jus' a fléshwund!"_

      @tashkent561@tashkent5613 жыл бұрын

  • Nobody: C-3PO in LEGO Star Wars: ‘‘tis bit a scratch”

    @Isimpforkobeni@Isimpforkobeni4 жыл бұрын

    • Ayden Kombat This was good, just take my like

      @Josh-The_Spooky_Bastard-@Josh-The_Spooky_Bastard-4 жыл бұрын

    • Donny Plush Productions thanks for the correction I commented this at 3 am and was fucking tired

      @Isimpforkobeni@Isimpforkobeni4 жыл бұрын

    • Oh my god I was playing the game yesterday

      @niko-im8nl@niko-im8nl4 жыл бұрын

    • C-3PO when he has one heart. 2:32

      @markusandrew3680@markusandrew36804 жыл бұрын
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