Yes, The Trump Presidency Is Just A TV Show We All Have To Live Through
A former Trump aide likened the House impeachment vote to the season finale of a television show, insinuating that this scandal will soon be over and we'll all wake up wondering what the next season will bring. #Monologue #LSSC #Colbert
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The Impeachment of Donald Trump....the Christmas gift America sorely needed!!!
Other than free healthcare and a ban on people sugaring Coca Cola
A good thing as he was elected on my birthday.
@@Ohne_Silikone Aren't they ALWAYS elected on every fourth birthday you have?
The republican cowards will let him off and the brainwashed supporters will re-elect him.
@@Ohne_Silikone So you're a ♏.
Everyone: "Donald Trump is orange." Donald Trump: "Actually impeach."
Impeach Bush the guy is too old to even remember being under a flag. They didn't even Death Penalty the Nevada shooter last 2017. Even the shooter twin that sounded without being present first before the shooter killings. Bush do your job death penalty them.
Mr.Greedy that was funny as heck 😂🤣😂🤣
Haha ! Hey man , that was clever as hell !!!
Mr.Greedy , look, another thread of morons who do not understand what’s going on. Pelosi screwed up, she and the Democrats don’t know what to do. You don’t even realize that he didn’t participate in the house is bullshit Because it didn’t matter it was a sham. Now you understand a little bit more
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Okay, I’ll say a prayer... I pray we never have another President who has no regard for the Constitution!
Maybe he gets re-elected
To be perfectly honest, Trump's presidency is a direct result of the democratic party picking such a poor candidate, and not recognizing that the vast majority of the middle class was unhappy with just continuing the status quo. That was all it took for Trump to squeeze out the few votes that he needed, which tipped the electoral college in his favor.
@@jakem749 If the democrat leaders of the party continue to believe that their way is the only way, and force another unpopular candidate on the electorate, you may very well be right. They need to stop the infighting and pick someone. While I don't think Pete is the best choice because I don't think a lot of people accept a gay man, I was wrong about that in 2008 when I didn't think they would vote for a black man, either. But GWB was so bad that it allowed a black man to be successful, and Trump is so bad that perhaps even a gay man can get elected.
Yeah, that came from a liar that told his base at his rally - "impeachment doesn't bother me!" "In fact I don't even feel like I'm impeached!"
not only will he stay in office he might win again in 2020
I am an atheist, but still coming from a Roman Catholic family and hence being brough up under this faith, I cannot help but to think it is very offensive and shameless that someone should compare Trump with God, Father or Son... It just blows my mind.
Really? The "I'd take Trump over Jesus" and "I'd have a pact with the devil to win an election" FOX sheep? The folks who voted AND support a guy who is basically the embodiment of the 7 deadly sins? You are really surprised those christians Nazis care as much about Jesus, as the german Nazis cared about germans during the last couple days of the war and the "Volkssturm" order?
Ginés de Pasamonte I’m sorry have you seen the deranged Nazi evangelics population in America. They’re as mental as it comes!!!!
I know people who agree when I point out obvious lies say, "that's just Trump" A poll this week. 37% Repubs say he's greater than Washington? Yeah, I don't get it either.
but it's ok for Obama ?
@@liliks14 Of course not. No human should be ever compared with God. That's blasphemy.
Why are republicans still mad? Did they not get the thoughts and prayers?
Sadly, after the Senate acquits Trump in 3 seconds, we will need thoughts and prayers for the Constitution.
President Trump will not be removed. He will win re-election.
We're not mad. This means nothing. Ends in the senate.
@@wesb7078 I'm afraid so.
I'm surprised that some weren't struck by lightning after comparing trump to Christ. But then most of the Republican Congressmen sounded like old Southern Baptist preachers, and just as hypocritical.
🎉 *Merry Impeachment Day!* 🎉 Now to vote Donald out of office! And if the Senate won't do it, then the people must! Blue 🌊 2020!
Opus 313 Exactly!🌊🌊🌊
Opus 313 blue 2022 will sound so much better haha.
@@willlowe7968 2022 isn't an election year, though. But you're right, that slogan does sound better.
It will only happen if young people are registered and actually get out and vote I think. Which historically has not been the case.
Lets hope the Democrates grow a pair but sadlybi doubt they will.If they dont i fear our DEMACRACY will become a dictatorship.
I saw the Jesus comment live. My mouth dropped. I was disgusted
Too bad the 'evangical' support base isn't disgusted!
CBS needs to put that "The Worst Wing" logo on a t-shirt.
As a Christian and a former Republican, I'm ashamed of the people sticking up for Trump. Truly disgusting!
We need more "Former Republicans" like you.
I’m ashamed of the people of course but seriously this comparison with Jesus and trump, I was dumbfounded
Trump is a good Christian at heart. We all deserve forgiveness, including Trump. He keeps out white Christian nation strong, not giving into the blacks or muslims like other presidents.
Choco Manger knew it. Exactly what I thought, you are a “fine” representative of your Party.
I have to ask you as a former Republican what do you think is the appeal that the party and Trump has to so many otherwise decent people?
Trump has taken “You’re Fired” to another level.... Impeachment
Someone should put that sign outside the White House.
@J C Trump doesn't have the votes, in every Poll Sanders destroys Trump, that is why Trump is so afraid to say Bernie's name. He attempts to mock every other candidate but trump knows he can never say Bernie's name, because he can't beat Bernie Sanders on anything.
Yes, but this time it was he who got fired, by a girl 👧
He isn't actually fired until the senate votes to literally fire him, which won't happen because it's a majority Republican congress and you need a 70% vote.
@@silus73 Bernie destoys Trump?! You haven't been paying attention have you. Any poll between candidates are actually lined up yet is purely political masturbation and is meaningless. And furthermore, remember how badly the media and pollsters did in 2016? Still can't believe you believe them. LOL
The EXPLOSION of cheers and applause at 0:40 tells you everything you need to know about how We the People feel about orange 45.
actually, STATS show it is only 50%. The entire audience in Hollywood is likely democrats. but i like your hopeful approach!
Hey Loudermilk, Jesus actually showed up for his trial.
BOOM!
don't think he was told and it's all just a distraction for the bill for Nationwide recreational weed
Pokadot101 I’d rate this higher than the Magdalen check. Really on point, with amazing precision. :)
Ohhhhh snap
Pilate knew Jesus was innocent. That's why Pilate gave more room, but in the end Pilate didn't decide for the release of Jesus. He gave the people of Judea the choice between Jesus ND s murderer. The people chose a murderer to be released instead of Jesus. Trump however, yelled for the impeachment of Bush and Obama. Who is impeached now, I ask you. Who is the loser, and not the winner? By the way, who wanted to drain the swamp? But is a swamp in person? Why does Trump run a sovereign country like a family business? Turned out that Washington is not a swamp at all, not perfect, but no swamp. Trump turned Washington in an ugly swamp. Yelling, screaming like a dictator. And the republicans in the House and Senat are not doing what they are paid for, checking on the President and his government if they are doing a good job. They are spilling taxpayer money by defending a swamp president. Who can you compare Trump with in the Bible? Jesus? Shame on you Loudermilk! Take your Bible and turn to Daniel 5:1-31, ah Belshazzar. That is a trumplike character, a real swamptrumper. What happened with Belshassar? He was impeached and removed from office... By God himself. Loudermilk, shame on you... Come on!
Trevor Noah nailed it when he said he was impressed by Trump making it this far. He said it was like watching a dog drive a car. You know he's going to crash, but you're impressed he made it three blocks down the road!
Frankie Says he’s hilarious!
🤣 but he would say It was the most perfect crash
Hahahahaha.....
Yes, except that dogs driving a car would be absolutely adorable.
Courage Karnga Trump is adorable in his own way.
Can we just be greatful that he got impeached
I am lol
Welllll hate to burst your bubble but the house isn't the jury the senate is. Thats why they are going to hold a trial. The house committee is more of a prosecutor, and impeachment is their formal reading of the charges laid out against him.
For him to be gone would be better!
It was 63 day since the PHONE call to Trump impeachment The Democrat when want something they get it But for people issues like 15 DOLLAR AN HOUR WAGES OR IMPORT TAXES TO PROTECT OUR WORKERS OR HEALTHCARE THAT WE ALL CAN AFFORD DEMOCRATS ARE NO SHOW
If it meant something. Maybe. but he still free to exercise a free hand and being totally corrupt and being protected by his corrupt Republican party
I'm 54 years old. I remember Watergate and Monicagate. Now, we have "Do us a favor, though"gate.
Favorgate?
But like, they did give Trump a chance to stand before his accusers, and he refused to testify.
They're lying to their sheep. insane ain't it. Transparent gaslighting.
Gary Halliday yeah and his supporters just believe everything he says and aren’t able to think for themselves.
It's not that kinda trial, he'd already be found guilty. However since different rules apply, it's not necessary that Trump gets to voice his opinion.
@@sleeperface1754 is that what you learned from MSNBC ?
If this was a real trial they woulda drug him in and thrown him in front of them. It's time for a constitutional convention.
When he was voted to become president three years ago, I had a feeling he was gonna get impeached at some point during his presidency. Just surprised he had lasted this long.
Only survived because the Senate is as compromised as he is.
I really thought it would happen within the first few months given that the Russia investigation started before he was even elected. I can't believe he's lasted this long.
Should say this things on obama ,more correctly
@@maiphan2978 go home, troll.
Yes...the GOP is just that dumb and incompetent...they only had one job right?
Jesus was never a criminal. He was never acused by more than 20 women of sexual assault.
There. Is no comparison between Jesus and Drump fullstop
Jesus was also not real
chipmunktubetop innocent until proven guilty
the only thing trump has on jesus is that he really existed
If Trump wins in 2020 he can say we resuscitated him
Imagine claiming to be a super Christian, then comparing Jesus to Trump. Blasphemy.
Yeah, Bernie’s the Jew who was betrayed by his people
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This was the best monologue I’ve heard in a long long time. Hit a home run Mr.Colbert
Trump is "the grand high wizard" to a lot of people on the right. The rallies look like something out of the thirties.
Phil Hampton : well said, one small step away from white hoods.
The KKK is a Democrat invention. You didn't know that?
@@johnbrowne3950 I hear they're having a bad winter in Russia. I wanna get it right from someone who lives there, is it really as bad as they're saying it is?
@@danielgehring7437 I've no idea. I'm on the beach with Obama in Kenya.
there is a black woman in the background, she doin' it for a bowl o' grits.
Our boy was impeached!!!! Couldn't be happier. What a day to be alive.
Sooshee 🤣🤣🤣
He ain't my boy....
sally Ozuna mine neither thanks god
There is a god!
Still debating
I'd bet my life savings he signed Melania's signature for her, look at it. Change my mind.
The American debates remind me of that line from Gilbert and Sullivan' HMS PINAFORE' "I always voted at my party's call, And I never thought of thinking for myself at all"
Read Jhon Lithgows new book...same comparison and cunning and witty.
HAPPY IMPEACHMENT DAY AMERICA!!!
👏👏👏
Gonna party like it's 2019.
Merry Impeachmas
@@user-el5hk7ex5k you alright there buddy? Need to talk about it?
Now if only the Senate would grow balls and remove him....
Must be due to the GOP Senators' extreme age. Eventually their cajones become absolutely useless. Even their spines would be useless ... if they had any.
Not going to happen I’m afraid, I’m outside the US, but get everyone you know to vote, give a lift to anyone you know to vote if it helps, shame anyone who doesn’t vote without a good reason.
Remove him to a federal penitentiary
It’s clear fir all to see. The Republicans have never been about Law and Order..... it’s all about being in power and they’ll happily break the law to achieve that.
Not very likely.
Trump exclaimed, "I don't feel like I'm being impeached." Well, I don't feel like he is the president, yet here we are.
Well he is sorry to breakdown to u but this impeachment benefits him than Dems
😂 thanks
i didn't feel Obummer was president, but i accepted reality, something democraps can't understand
Because he hasnt been impeached yet.
man that's gotta hurt, losing all the time
Jon Batiste's jokes are usually so dry but I laughed my ass off at the "I've had that before, and the fries."
Why do we have to live with this nightmare president WORST PRESIDENT EVER!
The Avenger omg 😱 cry me a lake aaaaaahhhh
Because the GOP hates you.
The Avenger remember when u millennials got all whiney cause y'all couldn't have Bernie? what did u do?!? stayed home or even VOTED for 45! so blame yo self
Better than the past 3 though
Yo Mama!
Even if the Senate doesn’t remove him, this has to kill his ego. He will literally for the rest of time be known as one of three Presidents impeached.
He's more annoyed that he wasn't the first.
Nothing can kill Donnie's ego. He's like O.J.
That ego is his fuel for narcissism & also his Achilles heel. It's gonna undo him before he leaves the planet.....and we get to watch. Courtside!
Best and biggest impeachment ever. So great. Like no impeachment in history.
@@Tmanaz480 even when the gloves fit the RePutincans will acquit!
Hallelujah!! Hallelujah ... oh I remember watching Kate McKinnon singing hallelujah in the election night opening after trump was elected, today I feel like a weight had been lifted of human history , and thank you Kate, God heart ya , He heard all of our prayer
"This should never happen to another President again" Well then, let's never elect another Republican again.
Now don't forget Clinton was impeached.
@@dhibba52 i dont allow traitors to be here
@@raccoonwizard frankly at this point, the Republican Party is beyond redemption. They knew darn well what Trump was and what he was doing and they still flocked to him. Yes a few Republicans aren't that bad but the Party as a whole is rotten from the inside.
@@dhibba52 Yeah but Clinton was impeached for lying.....Trump has lied knowingly and willingly like 17,000 times since he was elected. Democratic gets impeached for lying republicans get impeachment for illegal stuff.....Nixon(who resigned instead of get impeached) sid watergate. The dude in 1886 was impeached for firing someone kinda the same way Trump fired FBI directors except he fired someone who only congress could fire...meaning he did what Trump did and tried to go around the constitution and authority. Then we Have Trump who has at least 6 offenses all of which should result in jail time but won't.
@@abthedragon4921 look how the majority of them ignored the crimes of how many senators had sex crimes and if not ignored it backed them anyways. How many jump on the bandwagon in votes when they have no idea or care what the vote is about. "What's that? Same sex marriage? Well jeez the people of the state I represent don't seem to mind it at all......oh what's that republicans are against it? Well so am I!"
The GOP keeps "forgetting" to state that Congress did invite Trump, and Trump declined.
And he strongly forbid members of his administration with pertinent info about his " innocence" from coming forward!
They aren't forgetting just following the Trump model. Deny, project, ignore anything that you don't like & never, never accept fault for anything and the unwashed Republicans will believe anything. Even if it makes no sense.
Dotard Judas tRump gave the House no choice if they were going to honor their oath of office. About time!!!!
This man from Georgia is completely, totally out of his mind!
Doug Collins? agreed!
"signed by president AHMAHAMAJAMAD and first lady WAAAA JIMMY" LMFAO
That six-page handout is what happens when twitter doesn't offer enough characters for your anger therapy
"Jesus never had to cut a check....." Thank you brother Stephan....
So Trump sending a check for something he did years before his presidency is bad, yet Clinton used his power to influence a young female intern for sexual blow jobs in the white house during his presidency is OKAY??!?
@orphan 200 First you are wrong about Obama helping the economy because the facts show Obama did no economic changes during his last 3 years in office plus the house and senate were controlled by republicans during those last 3 years!! The slight upward economic bump at the end of the Obama administration was the economy growing on its own. Secondly when Trump entered office he made several *MAJOR* economic changes such as reducing the corporate tax rate plus Trump reduced taxes for the working people which was recognized even by liberal news sources such as TIME and The New York Times and others!! The USMCA will also increase jobs once it's approved because it guarantees more cars to be made in the USA and guarantees more dairy allowed to be sold in Canada! These are all facts!
@@NTJedi First, acknowledge that Obama’s final fiscal year ended on the first of October 2017. That was just over two years ago (Obama fiscal year ended on October 1 2017). We WERE in the LONGEST economic recovery period - OVER 11 Years. Second, let’s ranking the Trump Economy: The president brags about U.S. prosperity. But conditions improved more under his predecessors. (Even Carter.) www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2019-01-28/trump-economy-lags-clinton-s-obama-s-reagan-s-and-even-carter-s Here are some niffy graphs that prove you are oh so ever wrong. And, no, Business Insider is not a liberal rag. www.businessinsider.com/9-charts-comparing-trump-economy-to-obama-bush-administrations-2019-9?r=US&IR=T#overall-economic-growth-as-measured-by-quarterly-gdp-growth-rates-has-been-steady-1 And some good analysis....Trump's favorite magazine that he is desperate to get his face on the cover (eight fake ones in New Jersey his golf club). time.com/5658444/good-economy-trump/ The Conservative HILL.... thehill.com/policy/finance/458634-new-data-challenges-trumps-economic-narrative Balanced by..... www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/09/the-rot-in-the-obama-trump-economy-is-beginning-to-stink Third, remember all the broken promises like Mexico paying for a WALL (or even building a wall?), or getting rid of the DEFICIT? Remember Trump promising quick dreams like 10% pay rise for soldiers and 10% tax cuts for the middle class... Every year since 1961 military got a raise. Trump did give an increase of 2.6%....but wait….remember how Trump told the military that he gave them a 10% raise? Remember just before the 2018 mid-term elections, how Trump promised to give the middle class a 10% tax cut? kzhead.info/sun/otKjdaWjf3eYjIE/bejne.html 2:52 right there on tape.
@@kbpeters4246 You don't even recognize all your news sources hate Trump... further evidence of your tunnel vision. Unlike you when I referenced news sources showing benefits of Trump I named sources which hated him... not ones which supported him. While you continue to focus on ONLY the negative about Trump the statistics show more and more people supporting Trump because of all the good Trump keeps bringing to our country. Perhaps someday you might recognize the obvious attacks from every late night talk show host during every episode for almost 3 years as clear evidence of political brainwashing on viewers. Perhaps when you actually research why so many people are donating to Trump re-election than anytime in US political history you might try to understand why it's happening. Perhaps you might research why the number of people attending the Trump rallies continue to increase where people are even waiting in freezing temperatures outside as compared to rallies with several democrat candidates which only capture a couple thousand in comfortable temperatures. However based on your history of research... maybe you'll just keep researching one direction.
@@NTJedi You don't even recognize all your news sources hate Trump ---------------------------------------------- Heads up...on another thread, you got a five-part refutation headed your way. And the sources I used.... The Hill Forbes Business Insider Fortune Inc Defense News Are you seriously suggesting that these sites are Fake News? DEAR GOD, you are seriously fucked. And no you did not reference anything ....anywhere.
I will be horribly ashamed of Romney if he doesn't vote to allow witnesses.
Pelosi was just trying to use small words so that Trump could understand.
Small words or slurred words? Whos slouse is this?
"Jesus Christ never had to cut a check to keep Mary Magdalene quiet."
Yep I loved that quote too. Priceless and absolutely true! 😂
Too funny.
I absolutely lost it when he said that. Stephen is on fire with his quips
oof!
Edward B... my first reaction to your comment was...OMG what kind of a person would say something like that about JESUS? And then I realized this is a Stephen Colbert channel. It’s what is expected from fools who follow...
Regarding that Jesus comparison : he wasn't withholding miracles from the people until they "do Him a favor though".
Awesome!
Love it!
🤣🤣
I imagine a Twitter storm will follow
Aman Jassal , maybe 1000 twitter just today.😂
Damn that Christmas card is "Trump" all the way, right down to the detail. He even signed Melania's name himself (of course, and notice that's it's smaller than his own signature) and exaggerated his own handwriting to hide the fact that he's not quite sure exactly what her name is, or how it's spelled.
You're right!
"Jesus never had to pay off Mary Magdalene " hilarious!
Not really.
Rep. E. Cummings: "When we’re dancing with the angels, the question we’ll be asked: In 2019, what did we do to make sure we kept our democracy intact? Did we stand on the sidelines and do nothing?" *I bet he's doing the "happy dance" with the angels tonight, proud that we didn't stand on the sidelines, and proud that today WE WERE BETTER THAN THAT!* Rest in peace, sweet Elijah! 💜🇺🇲
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Awesome post! Thank you
Rest in Power, Rep. Elijah Cummings!
Miss him...
Beautifully said, Suzy. ❤️
"...and clinically depressed scrotum..." Genius!
BeardiusMaximus I love that. I wish I had thought of it.
Hahaha fucking hilarious.
Had me howling!!!
Thank you Steven for making me feel I'm not alone, & for making me laugh! Its scary watching people lose their minds this way!
If I was a republican politician, I'd be dehydrated for throwing up over my own lacking moral compas!
I yield the remainder of my time to the gentleman from New York, Stephen Colbert. Thank you good sir.
Holy ****🤯 I just spent 30 min on fox news and I almost lost all hope for humanity. Glad to be back!
careful, that stuff'll rot your brain
I know 😭...every once in a while I like to go over to the "dark side". Just to see what it's like. I usually don't last longer than 30-45 min. After that I need some Stephen Colbert and Trevor Noah. It's like eating chocolate after a dementor attack (harry potter related humor)
@@michellestella7477 -- I admire your doing that. I should do it, but every time I see them for 30 seconds I wind up screaming at the TV. They tell us not to stay in our bubbles, either left-wingers or Trump cultists, but it's so hard to watch outright lies being told.
@TheDTownsend1976 -- If you can handle it, I'd be interested in knowing about your stepdad. I know Fox News was very bad for my late mom's mental health when she was going through a very stressful time. I'd be interested in hearing your story.
I serious always seek out a Yang video post reading trump supporter garbage. The opposite of an impeached president spewing hate is an asian man trying to lift humanity. yang2020.com/policies
Loudermilk talking about the Jesus ...you know where I come from, everytime a corrupt politician is caught doing a crime and go to court he or she immediately invokes some obscure biblical passage. As if by doing so guarding angels will come down or something.That sudden shadowy conversion is the most irrefutable proof of guilt.
TheMoonchild1969 !!! Evangelics LOVE this more than they love Israel’s war crimes.
Looks like trump wrote Melanias name as well as his own
"When Jesus was falsely accused of Treason by Pontius Pilate-" No. No. We're not doing that. We're _not_ equating Trump with Jesus. We are responding to complex situations with _reason,_ not _hyperbole._
Fauler Perfektionist and Pontius Pilate wasn’t even the accuser
EVEN IF. I wouldn't care! Trump is not a deity. Our country is not a theocracy. We don't follow the same laws as Ancient Rome and the exploits of their judiciary systems have no bearing on how things work today. I doubt Jesus necessarily would care who his accuser was. Why would he. The whistleblower's identity is just a red herring for the madness they're defending. They need to give it up.
Lol and they accuse Democrats of doing just that
I mean, even if you take the bible's account as historical fact, Jesus was definitely guilty of what he was being accused. Pilate gave him a few chnces to recant but he wouldn't. In the eyes of Rome, he was a rebel that needed to be punished, no false acussation was needed.
@@Ragnarok2kx He was not guilty of what he was of. Jesus crime was he tried to stop a corrupt cabal of Jewish leaders. He never spoke against Rome. He even agreed to paying Roman taxes.
"Jesus never had to cut a check to keep Mary Magdalene quiet". This is when I cracked up! xD
Giuseppe Pipia I loved that one...😂😂😂😂
YES!!! That's a good line. I will have to use that line in the future.😁😁😁😁
😹🙀🤦♀️
Great line!
..... 😂
oh my god that "wahhh jimmy" almost killed me
Jean Baptiste with that smooth Night Train at the end. What a bandleader!!
"Trump's only the third president to be impeached, and only the fourth to have articles of impeachment drawn up against him..." And the first to have to have what that means explained to him... Every. Single. Day.
Haha so true 😂
You and Suzy are roomies, huh.
this is your best one yet.
Not until it goes to the senate, Wish you good luck .....
Do the right thing Moscow Mitch and kick that bum out of office!!
Agreed. However, its Moscow Bitch!
You know that's not gonna happen.
McConnell licks Trump's boots. Apparently he likes the flavor and texture. Why would he stop licking them now, since he's gotten so good at it?
"clinically depressed scrotum" made me leak a little wee laughing
"You have that right; THAT never happened." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That Mary Magdalene punchline was spot on. I was hoping someone would do it right after I saw that Loudermilk guy go berserk. Stephen Colbert #respect 🙌🏼
actually some priest or clergy tweeted a response right away that was epic.
"Jesus NEVER had to cut a check to keep Mary Magdalene quiet".😉
So Stormy Daniels is a Mary Magdalene twin... Next to the other playmate model hé paid off... 🤣 "She traveled with Jesus as one of his followers and was a witness to his crucifixion, burial, and resurrection." crucifixion & burial... I haven't seen that yet 😱. The resurrection is the AG from NY I suppose.. 🤣
Hahaha. I loved that one.
If only one of the people there would have said that.... then that would have really shut everyone up.
Yep. Mary and Martha and Lazarus Magdalene.
@Speak the Truth Trump's father's middle name was Christ.
The United States is becoming the sick man of North America. The fact that the reps don’t want a fair trial, or that a good portion of Americans continue to stand next to Trump with full support... We need either a huge change, or sadly... this is going downhill. Keep up the good work Colbert. Keep up the good work to everyone who continues to attempt to stop this orange train of stupidity. Please, let this presidency be a speed bump. And not a slow downhill grade.
Sadly you are at the going, gone stage .. I mean endangered species laws?
Aidan Margarson kinda confused by your comment... Edit: as a student of biology/ecology, I have not heard of an “endangered species law”... Edit 2: do you mean we are already at the point of no return? If so, I’d implore you to think positively. This is our finest hour.
Well, the mexicans don't have a good governement either at the moment😥
Another random Tristan can’t really argue with that.. shoot. The world is the sick man. Earth is the sick man of the solar system?...
Trump was offered a chance to defend himself, but he didn't take it.
More cnn bs
He refused to cooperate with a sham investigation. Who would entertain such an asinine proposal?
@@jonathanjarquin7579 Yeah, because admitting it live on TV, and your chief of staff saying that you do that kind of thing all the time means that it never happened.
@@jonathanjarquin7579 Hey hey, remember, even Jesus turned up for his own sham investigation.
@@wvu05 are you talking about hillary, obama, or schiff?
Loudermilk, Christ never was accused of Treason. He was accused of Blasphemy...for claiming to be God. Tell that GA rep I give him an 1D-10-T button...
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these yokels thumbs their bibles, but they never read
Technically, he was rebelling against rabbinical law as it stood at that time, and the religious leadership itself, which broadly defined _is_ treason. Pity the entire story is bollocks, with that said.
Jesus was tried for blasphemy by the Sanhedrin and as 'King of the Jews' by Pilate
"clinically depressed scrotum" is now my new favorite insult
I really had to Laugh Out Loud on that one 😂
So not ironic that his "Christmas cards" look like they came from a stereotype Hollywood Communist villain.
The Worst Wing ... the joke I didn’t know I’d been waiting for for three years. ☑️
Jesus didn't write a check to keep Mary Magdalene quiet? 2019 joke of the year
Stephen Colbert is king!
Yep
@J C isn't it more like some 'pieces of silver'? Maybe 30 or so?
That’s definitely joke of the year!!
@Major Thought Ahead Not a bastard - he & Mary Magdalene were married.
4:03 Jesus never had to cut a check to keep Mary Magdalene quiet. 😂😂😂😂😂
"The Worst Wing" That was perfect.
"I'm about to go on vacation." *_AGAIN?_* Are you trying to beat Trump?
It was a great impeachment, one of the best. People are saying its possibly the greatest (perfect) impeachment of all time.
That was the worst impeachment and it’s never perfect!
@@panterafanloco1600 you're clearly wrong, people are saying its possibly the greatest.
Brilliant! Pretty much sums it up!
Juan Manuel Pedrosa yes it is the greatest impeachment because it shows us clearly how evil and twisted the Democrats are.
Actually Democrats blew it on this. They may lose the House like Republicans did with the impeachment of Clinton. They sealed his re-election.
"Oh no ! Gohmert opened his mouth again!" A collective groan came from a Texas.
Well, of he doesn't want to live to see the results I'm sure Texas can oblige.
John Tao don't knw y they voted for tha slug
"Clinically Depressed Scrotum" It's the best comparison of this guy I've ever heard. It is exactly what he looks like.
Has anyone noticed that when Trumpf is at his rallyes getting his ego stroked, there's always a latino or a black person (usually women) behind him within view? It is pretty insulting the staging of these events.
“Product placement.”
PAID product placement, too! The MAGAts PAY to get the circus seats positioned right behind trump. And if they don't clap and cheer enough, they get moved out and replaced with other more "enthusiastic" MAGAts. It's all totally staged. It's all a farce. And it's all exactly like the 'man' himself.
I totally did too ! (And i am Canadian living in Canada and mesmerized by this Republican trainwrecking and gaslighting of half the population!!)
One step closer to the Rs in the Senate making sure they're forever on the wrong side of history.
Lets do something about it. Note your clown(s) and vote them out when you see his/her name at the ballot.
@Major Thought Ahead dude you sound like theyve got you exactly where they want you already.
Yes - keeping a President in office while the country is in a record economy will look real bad in the textbooks. Lol
@@xanderbose974 Thanks, Obama!
nathan adler Knew that response was coming. Eight years apparently wasn’t long enough to see the results of his “work.” Give me a break.
5:25 “Waaah Jimmy!” I laughed. Their signatures look like they’re done by the same red-sharpie-wielding hand.
Maybe he taught her how to write
America needs term limits! Gotta end lobbyists/special interests influence! Time to cut our insane defense spending. Just look at the numbers. Start focusing on truly fixing healthcare, improving education, and increase natural food production. Help farmers and encourage private vegetable gardens.
Comparing Trump to Jesus? But Jesus was wrongfully accused LOL
So is trump
...That being exactly their contention. So is the fellow 'Anonymous Coward #_____' who LITERALLY is the "FIRST!" one.
@@maazkalim At least he was brave enough to stand up and say something in the first place. All those trump supporters be like hiding underneath their blanket, plugging their ears and singing "lalala I can't hear you". That's what cowards really are
Watching him fume and rage at his rally tonight was a nice bonus.
Ed S “hate filled festivals”
"Watching him fume" This made me imagine a tea-kettle-sized volcano named Mt. Trump. It knows it'll never be as big as Vesuvius or Krakatoa, and boy, does that make it angry. Especially when the only sounds the tea kettle can make are toots like a toy locomotive would make.
He even got all dolled up for the occasion! Notice the fresh "tan?" :P
@Smileyrie James Look on the bright side- they actually booed him at his rally when he mocked a democrats dead husband. Probably shouldn't have done it in the state he represented for half a century but I guess even a guy with a "really big brain" can piss off his devotees on occasion.
@@FirstIsa That was seriously hilarious (the mocking).
happy impeachment everybody let's hang in there and hope for his removal before he can ruin another 4 years
This whole thing is just a symbolic moment. In the long run it will mean nothing
A friend of mine recently pointed out that the way that this plays out is that Trump is impeached the the House of Representatives, then acquitted in the Senate, and then he builds his 2020 campaign around “thE DeMoCRAts aRE EvIL tHeY WaNTEd tO DEpOse oF a RIGhtFuLLY ELEctEd PrEsIDeNT” and polarizes your country even more. I sincerely hope that this isn’t the case, but with the kind of rhetoric and gaslighting he’s done throughout his presidency it seems likely. Good luck.
He's there to ruin the past 240 years.
Please let me be wrong... I want to be wrong!!!! It will be a cold day in hell for GOPs to give it up defending CHUMP
Romantic Outlaw 45 won't b removed by Senate. We The People must bo that by voting him out and make the Senate pay by VOTING those fascists Republican traitors OUT!!
I would love if we later find out the Secret Service's code names for them were "Boris" and "Natasha."
0:41 Wonder if the Manhattan Molester heard THAT cheer from the rooftops.
History was made today!!
Indeed. The Democrats locked in Trump's re-election. Thank you.
I seriously think trump forges Melania’s signature. They look exactly alike.
You are dead right
I thought so too so I checked, and that really is her signature. There is a photo of her halfway through writing her name on a whiteboard and you can see how she wrote her first name - it's the same as what you see here. If you ask me, they're just birds of a feather. Or should I say, _vultures_ of a feather.
@@Markus_Andrew I imagine being a billionaire and all (indirectly) she has access to the same people that teach how to write your name more fancy among other things.
@@coltongropp1465 Possibly, but I'm not too sure. Signatures generally become established during young adulthood, and once they are, they essentially stay the same. Melania is no youngie and she would have been signing her name on things well before she met Trump. It would be interesting to see what her signature looked like before she met him, but I'm willing to bet it was pretty much the same. I know my own signature has changed a bit over the years (I'm almost 60 now) but it's still recognizable as it what it once was.
@@Markus_Andrew I was more saying you could change your signature. I agree your general writing stays the same especially sustained writing ( paragraphs or pages) , but you can make your signature different if you took the time to.
Hearing the name Loudermilk brings me back to 80's elementary, blowing bubbles into my milk carton. Who could get them higher without it dripping down the side? Should be a bully name in a childrens' book. I was bullied, not the bully, but Loudermilk.....yeah..., that's all I can think of now lol.
Remind me if’n I get the chance to visit Rep. Loudermilk’s district to never step foot in the church he attends.
Well... Trump finally accomplished something that Obama never did. 😂
What-If Machine yes
Damn right! 😁
True story 😉
IKR? Hahaha!😂
Lmao😂 great response!!
All this time we thought his coloring was orange when in actuality he was empeached.
A new color for the Crayon® box⁉🤔
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Put it between Romney Yellow and Van Drew Blue
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@Journeystomake Alkebulan If you take somebody and you paint them peach, they've been empeached...what the fuck I made it up.
5:28 It's amusing that Chump had to sign ME-lania's name on their xmas card.
Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall...
LAST TIME I WAS THIS EARLY ONLY TWO PRESIDENTS HAD BEEN IMPEACHED :D
Nixon resigned
Johnson & republicans block voting Clinton He paid of all usa debt
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This will murder him in the debates!
@Major Thought Ahead -- Why? So Trump can be satisfied that his attempted smear worked?
I'm surprised he lasted 3 years without being impeached.
Sadly, he won't be removed from office, but maybe won't get elected again
@Mike sad part is if he did get assassinated you know his supporters would have conspiracy theory after conspiracy theory and say it was "All done because he was doing the best outta every president and the libtards couldn't handle blah blah blah blah....."
Mike or he could just genuinely have a heart attack. He’s legit ripe for that or stroke.
Because you're stupid.
Yeah, it's almost like the Democrats were waiting for him to commit an impeachable offense, and not just impeach him because they didn't like him huh?
Jesus didn't hide from his accusers, yet he showed up for his trial to be executed for his base.
The monologue was on point. The Mary burn and the Russia doll, the Worst Wing are just epic.
So happy for this day of impeachment
Now for the senate. The problem is a majority of the senate is republican, and they need 67 votes to convict. They’re missing 20-22 votes if the republicans don’t turn. So let’s just keep hoping something changes their minds, if they don’t trump will stay in office and will be able to run again for 2020. Impeachment doesn’t equal conviction.
@Dillon Ohlemiller : Sadly that is the likely outcome. But at the very least this means he will lose 2020, unless this time trump gets China to help him win vladamir putin a second term (no I didn't mix them up).
How far the GOP has fallen (and not just their arches) over the decades. The GOP of Gerald Ford is no more ... the GOP of Dwight Eisenhower is no more ... the GOP of Teddy Roosevelt is no more ... and the GOP of Abraham Lincoln is no more. So sad. And yet so predictable. If only Barbara Bush were still alive, I'd vote for her. If Laura Bush ran for president, I'd vote for her. But sadly neither of those will ever happen. No one wants to vote to let a woman lead this country. They want spoiled, semi-illiterate, bullying brats like Trump. As I said, so sad.
Here's one for the books!
Stop to refer to him as call him lmpeached.
Achievement unlocked: *Impeachment* Next junction: *Removal from office* End goal: *JAIL*
Drag him out in cuffs!
It always happens in my dreams. That's why I'm sad to wake up lol
That would make Pence President.
Looks like you won't be able to get all the achievements on this one .
I've been Praying for him and us since 2016!!!
We said a prayer and it was answered!