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CIVILIZATION 5 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Infinite Money Glitch is Overpowered

The Spiffing Brit
2020 ж. 22 Ақп.
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Civilization 5 is the fantastic Turn Based Grand Strategy video game where you are tasked with leading your nation to a certain victory be it science victory, conquest victory or even an easy diplomatic victory. It can be tricky to pull off a victory especially in multiplayer however if you manage to exploit and glitch civilization V you can give yourself an unfair advantage against AI and rival Players. So naturally today The Spiffing Brit is going to be demonstrating an efficient way of destroying friendships by asking if CIV 5 is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if the Unlimited money glitch could perhaps put you at an unfair advantage... I mean surely spiff owning all the city states and financially dominating the world is a rough demonstration of just how overpowered this glitch can be.
So sit back and watch as the spiffing brit tests to see if Civilization 5 is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if the Infinite gold glitch is broken and overpowered!!!
This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
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Title: CIVILIZATION 5 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Infinite Money Glitch is Overpowered
Last Civ6 video Title: CIVILIZATION 6 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - INFINITE SCIENCE EXPLOIT IS BROKEN!!!
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  • wonderin if spiff gets dressed up in one of his fancy suits to record

    @depravitypd@depravitypd4 жыл бұрын

    • Of course he does

      @themightysven@themightysven4 жыл бұрын

    • That implies that he's ever NOT wearing a fancy suit.

      @zeroburn315@zeroburn3154 жыл бұрын

    • Well since tea and fancy dress are required to listen, I can't imagine that he doesn't.

      @jansenart0@jansenart04 жыл бұрын

    • He was born in that fancy suit

      @lego_minifig@lego_minifig4 жыл бұрын

    • Only a suite jacket, no pants on.

      @1986tessie@1986tessie4 жыл бұрын

  • These exploits are most certainly not used by spiff when he’s playing against the yogcast, he is just really good at the game and not cheating at all

    @pyromare4879@pyromare48794 жыл бұрын

    • There were no AI players.

      @f_f_f_8142@f_f_f_81424 жыл бұрын

    • F_F_F_ yes so instead of stupid AI its stupid people (except for rythian who was bullied by the others while spiff protected him so he can win)

      @pyromare4879@pyromare48794 жыл бұрын

    • most of the yogscrust these days are just a bunch of Daves

      @pulseweld@pulseweld4 жыл бұрын

    • Pixel_Geist they are getting old remember the main channel began 11 years ago

      @pyromare4879@pyromare48794 жыл бұрын

    • Fuck Yogscast

      @SECONDQUEST@SECONDQUEST4 жыл бұрын

  • "AI generally don't rush wonders." Well, I mean, you're playing on Prince. *cries in no wonders on Deity*

    @xYamakaze@xYamakaze4 жыл бұрын

    • I was gonna say, you aren't getting the Great Library at anything Emperor or above realistically. It also helps that he is only playing with a few AIs. The more AIs in the game, the more likely one of them will rush a specific wonder.

      @winsingtoniii681@winsingtoniii6814 жыл бұрын

    • WinsingtonIII i mean you definitely can get it although it’s difficult. I know for instance that Duncan played on deity to practice getting the great library as soon as possible

      @noodlesinabowl3682@noodlesinabowl36824 жыл бұрын

    • What do you mean no wonders on Deity? You can build quite a lot of them on Deity, always. Temple of Artemis is the easiest, for example.

      @machivalciran931@machivalciran9314 жыл бұрын

    • Hey you can have Big Ben on Deity :)

      @leediaz5690@leediaz56904 жыл бұрын

    • @@noodlesinabowl3682 Yeah, I'm exaggerating a bit - you can definitely get some wonders, especially if you beeline them specifically. But it's certainly difficult to get most of the popular wonders like Great Library, and to get GL you have to play your early game specifically towards getting Great Library, which is a trade off. Personally on high difficulties I'd pretty much always prioritize getting out settlers and workers to expand and develop your infrastructure, and some military units to defend yourself over sinking production into early game wonders. If you start near an aggressive AI on deity they almost certainly will be coming for you at some point so you have to be ready for that.

      @winsingtoniii681@winsingtoniii6814 жыл бұрын

  • This 10 year old game makes my laptop sound like a jet engine...

    @machomanalexyt5736@machomanalexyt57363 жыл бұрын

    • Laptop must be pretty shit then

      @katsumiomori981@katsumiomori9813 жыл бұрын

    • Civ 4 was worse. If you didnt have Nvidia card then you needed ten times the specs to play.

      @Throku@Throku3 жыл бұрын

    • same

      @alejandrocervantes2339@alejandrocervantes23392 жыл бұрын

    • Ahh, single core games running on multi-core CPUs.

      @ratofnihm@ratofnihm2 жыл бұрын

    • @@katsumiomori981 got a brand new mac air and still sounds like a jet engine

      @blaisethomson5251@blaisethomson525111 ай бұрын

  • Spiff: I would like to propose a deal A.I. : ok, I accept Spiff: [exploit a way to cancel the deal] A.I: How unfortunate Spiff: I would like to propose a deal

    @ijustsawthat@ijustsawthat4 жыл бұрын

    • @Steven Petersen I guess you're just suffering from the horrible affliction known as "not paying attention", and as a result not knowing what to do when it comes to it. The walk-through is at 16:00 through 19:15, and the gist of it is: 1. Give them all your stuff and gold-per-turn in return for all their cash gold. 2. Replace an improvement structure on one of the resources you're giving them with a fort to "cancel" the deal (because you're technically not providing the resource anymore). 3. That's it. You're still keeping the gold they gave you, with no repercussions. And it's repeatable.

      @RileyRivalle2@RileyRivalle24 жыл бұрын

    • @@RileyRivalle2 damn if only it canceled the deal for both sides lmao

      @cameronnewberry2022@cameronnewberry2022 Жыл бұрын

  • The best Deal you can do is buying Cities from the AI and then declaring war. You keep the city and they dont get whatever you offered for the 25 Rounds.

    @trempton4106@trempton41064 жыл бұрын

    • @Et Leva if you're friendly they'll be willing to trade smaller cities for all of your resources and gpt usually

      @anonopossum@anonopossum4 жыл бұрын

    • Trempton it works sometimes but it's cheesy AF so I don't do it ..

      @authenticbaguette6673@authenticbaguette66734 жыл бұрын

  • Uh... my name is Dave, and I'm a coffee drinker. I wasn't expecting to get called out so aggressively, and I don't know what to do with myself.

    @SpaceChicken@SpaceChicken3 жыл бұрын

    • start drinking tea, clearly!

      @NileRiverification@NileRiverification3 жыл бұрын

    • Don't drink tea!

      @Josh-zg7lz@Josh-zg7lz3 жыл бұрын

    • That’s rough buddy

      @Brendor77@Brendor773 жыл бұрын

    • As a fellow coffee drinker, I fully support you Dave. Stay strong brother!!! ✊

      @Shinra_Soldier@Shinra_Soldier3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Josh-zg7lz trator

      @hellopeople2395@hellopeople23953 жыл бұрын

  • Spiff: "if it wasn't 10 years old" Me, loudy: WHAT

    @JRTIntervencion@JRTIntervencion4 жыл бұрын

    • I have been playing it all year haha

      @GarretGarlinger@GarretGarlinger4 жыл бұрын

    • Dude. I just downloaded it again.

      @oyaji_sus6882@oyaji_sus68824 жыл бұрын

    • Me, still playing Civ IV: eh, whatevs

      @beniaminorocchi@beniaminorocchi3 жыл бұрын

    • @@beniaminorocchi realism invictus gang

      @juhaszmate5095@juhaszmate50953 жыл бұрын

  • 11:26 "fine ill give you a bunch og horses for open border" Cathrine is known to have a fondness of horses...

    @bensnumber1fan708@bensnumber1fan7084 жыл бұрын

    • Was searching for this comment before writing it myself

      @Salle37@Salle374 жыл бұрын

    • Open borders. _Wink wink._

      @raptorofwar4415@raptorofwar44154 жыл бұрын

    • @S T Actually, does it hurt Venice much? Either they're on your border or not. It doesn't really do much for them to be in your capital; they get booted out when war is declared and they're just as close outside as in.

      @raptorofwar4415@raptorofwar44154 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @iconicDeya@iconicDeya4 жыл бұрын

    • Catherine : "That horse story is a pill of shit!"

      @Game_Hero@Game_Hero2 жыл бұрын

  • Britain: Unless they pay a lot of taxes, they don't really matter do they? American Colonies: *Revolt and become independent* Britain: Touche

    @pettalkingbrick5287@pettalkingbrick52874 жыл бұрын

    • Britain 2020 - take the colonies back again. I need better tea.

      @MagnusLoki@MagnusLoki4 жыл бұрын

    • you should see who the leader of england is then... trust me were not much worse off

      @MCWaffles2003-1@MCWaffles2003-14 жыл бұрын

    • umm, im confused... where do you believe i am from?

      @MCWaffles2003-1@MCWaffles2003-14 жыл бұрын

    • @Red of the Man why do you always open with lol. It wasn't that funny

      @alexrogers9548@alexrogers95484 жыл бұрын

    • @Red of the Man ok

      @alexrogers9548@alexrogers95484 жыл бұрын

  • As a Civ 5 lover, watching you put your warrior on automated explore turn 1 and then take Liberty culture tree as VENICE made this the most hilarious Civ 5 video of all time

    @joshwright1697@joshwright16974 жыл бұрын

    • Liberty is good for all civs, however I have found adopting tradition the going liberty is best

      @yesatitsfinest@yesatitsfinest4 жыл бұрын

    • Liberty gives you a free settler and faster workers if I remember correctly. It's not the better choice for a 1 city empire. Tradition gives you some capital bonuses and faster wonders.

      @wanderingwizard1361@wanderingwizard1361 Жыл бұрын

    • No matter what your game plan is its pretty much best to put your first point into tradition since it more then doubles your culture gain so you get your next policy in 4 turns or less. Liberty is good but not for your first policy as it needs 4 cities to equal tradition and 5+ to beat it (I'm not talking about any of the nodes btw, just the culture bonus for unlocking the tree)

      @Trygorn@Trygorn Жыл бұрын

    • It's even more hilarious that these other comments still say liberty is ok with Venice, the one Civ that can't make settlers or expand fast enough with its great merchants.

      @RuiRuichi@RuiRuichi Жыл бұрын

  • Spiff becomes host of the World Congress: "I love democracy."

    @antarath517@antarath5174 жыл бұрын

    • What would Antarath say?

      @astat1@astat14 жыл бұрын

    • *I am the Senate*

      @atocanboi409@atocanboi4093 жыл бұрын

  • Drinking game: Have a shot every time Spiff calls Vilnius "Vilnus."

    @ze_rubenator@ze_rubenator4 жыл бұрын

    • Landsgedcecce

      @l3quack@l3quack4 жыл бұрын

    • @@l3quack You're not a true Brit unless you totally butcher every foreign word or name.

      @ze_rubenator@ze_rubenator4 жыл бұрын

    • Honestly, he did a pretty good job with Vilnius. Sure, the "l" sound should have been soft, not hard, and "iu" is pronounced like ü... But at least Spiff didn't make it three syllables instead of two.

      @povilzem@povilzem4 жыл бұрын

    • @@ze_rubenator I thought us Americans were the worst at that. I guess we learned from the best XD

      @scottkrafft6830@scottkrafft68304 жыл бұрын

    • Unless you're a minor

      @Gouneas@Gouneas4 жыл бұрын

  • Sees title "Infinite money" Sees Venice "Now I get it"

    @Daniel-rh7kh@Daniel-rh7kh4 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @amvistjackson1163@amvistjackson11633 жыл бұрын

    • i denounce venice. -door monster

      @screret4794@screret47942 жыл бұрын

  • Spiff only took this exploit to 300 GPT, but I've managed to take it to a completely different level. The first thing to do is play as Russia--double strategic resources--then get the game going like he showed in the video. Once you want to start the exploit, do things just like he showed you, but use one unit of a strategic resource per exchange. Once you've had the snowball rolling for a while, you'll get to the point where you have about 1000 GPT and more than 9999 gold in the bank. At this point, you'll start struggling to make significant gains since the game only lets you trade 9999 gold or GPT at a time, and the AI only trades 200 GPT for 9000 gold. (This is on epic length, the GPT traded on different modes is probably different.) BUT! If you ask for more than that, say 500 GPT, then press the "What will you give me for this?" button, the AI can request more than a mere 9999 gold. They'll ask for luxury and strategic resources as well, just get rid of those and decrease the GPT you're asking for. Do the same thing but opposite when getting your gold back from the AI--type in 600 GPT and 1 horse, and take whatever they'll give you. With this method, after repeating 28 times (4 horses and 24 iron), I've managed an utterly ridiculous 375,422 gold and 51,449 GPT. Poland, my trading partner, is at -37,594 GPT. Yikes.

    @benjaminmunyan8613@benjaminmunyan86132 жыл бұрын

    • Does it still work for you because i think its patched

      @zeek8676@zeek86762 жыл бұрын

    • @@zeek8676 It still works, just checked. I didn't mention you have to delete everything except the gold the AI requested of you then hit the "What will you give me for this?" button--did you do that?

      @benjaminmunyan8613@benjaminmunyan86132 жыл бұрын

    • @@benjaminmunyan8613 actually i found out i did something wrong by accident so i accidentally solved the problem. Thanks for the reply though

      @zeek8676@zeek86762 жыл бұрын

  • So basically Spiffing just turned Civ 5 into a dystopian megacorp simulator.

    @firockfinion3326@firockfinion33264 жыл бұрын

    • As if it wasn't already. Every Civ game can be this. You just need to *really* try!

      @mhfiver2441@mhfiver24413 жыл бұрын

  • I've never heard a more beautiful pronunciation of "Landsknecht". Thanks, Spiff!

    @ziebelzubel@ziebelzubel4 жыл бұрын

  • Open borders didn't interest her at first, but Catherine the Great said yes right away when you offered some horses. She does love those horses!

    @dreadpenguinlord340@dreadpenguinlord3404 жыл бұрын

    • Aye mate I see what you did here , that's a nice trivia of history

      @varunbelly8102@varunbelly81024 жыл бұрын

    • Kek, nice history joke. I do wonder, though, if that was accidental or coded in purposefully.

      @No-uc6fg@No-uc6fg4 жыл бұрын

    • @@No-uc6fg Russia gets bonus strategic ressources with horses, uranium and something else I don't remember. So it's at least partially intentional.

      @badaboum2@badaboum24 жыл бұрын

    • @@badaboum2 Iron IIRC. Horses, Iron, and Uranium.

      @Kandall05161@Kandall051614 жыл бұрын

    • Its definitely intentional. There's even an achievement for Catherine called my little pony.

      @RabbyBabu@RabbyBabu4 жыл бұрын

  • Normal people: landsknechts Spiff: *ladschkedet*

    @hefik8689@hefik86894 жыл бұрын

  • Me watching this video: THE SPICE MUST F L O W

    @sonofruss6867@sonofruss68674 жыл бұрын

    • Me: is this an extra credits reference?

      @AmazingAmatzu@AmazingAmatzu3 жыл бұрын

    • @@AmazingAmatzu ck2 probably

      @who2807@who28073 жыл бұрын

    • @@AmazingAmatzu It's a reference to Dune

      @Jollyroger84103@Jollyroger841032 жыл бұрын

    • @@who2807 CK2!? How dare you disrespect Dune.

      @magiv4205@magiv42052 жыл бұрын

  • Spiff : "Advanced Challenge" Also Spiff :"Pick's Venice"

    @azrael8736@azrael87364 жыл бұрын

    • Is this some sort of civ joke that im too skyrim to understand

      @s4ndr3x98@s4ndr3x984 жыл бұрын

    • @@s4ndr3x98 Venice is ridiculously OP

      @TheRyantherenegade@TheRyantherenegade4 жыл бұрын

    • I dont get it. Venice is the worst civ

      @coolboy9979@coolboy99794 жыл бұрын

    • @@coolboy9979 the worst civ if you want a challenge, yes.

      @ThePizzabrothersGaming@ThePizzabrothersGaming4 жыл бұрын

    • @@JumboCod91 I actually like to play Iroquoi a lot lol. They get both production and Science cause of those terrace farms.

      @shadowgunner1526@shadowgunner15264 жыл бұрын

  • 21:20 calling him Mazdamundi lol, I see Spiff's been playing a lot of Total War Warhammer 2

    @jmoreland4@jmoreland44 жыл бұрын

  • UPDATE: Just won a multiplayer game and now all my friends hate me Just for my own sake. 1st trade: All your gold for as much gold per turn as possible 2nd trade: Luxury and all gold per turn for flat gold and anything else then build fort on luxury and cancel, repeat for profit.

    @MrBkbnk@MrBkbnk3 жыл бұрын

    • This exploit still works? :O

      @JGushi87@JGushi873 жыл бұрын

    • @@JGushi87 i believe the game doesn't really get updates since civ 6 exists

      @itsLowi@itsLowi3 жыл бұрын

    • oh my god thats brilliant

      @machomanalexyt5736@machomanalexyt57363 жыл бұрын

  • This exploit seems great, but it doesn't change the fact that the AI usually get -200 gold per turn

    @Jobby2077@Jobby20774 жыл бұрын

  • 10 years already? The game is holding up so well, others could learn a lesson from them

    @taran99y96@taran99y964 жыл бұрын

    • Right? I literally just bought Civ 6 because I have enjoyed 5 so much. Also, as someone who mained Venice, switching to playing wide instead of tall is a little annoying

      @philosophicaljay3449@philosophicaljay34494 жыл бұрын

    • As someone who never played a Civ game before 6 I have to say 5 looks very interesting mechanically. I may just get it next time it's on sale so long as there's a mod that makes the game look not terrible.

      @Jack_Rakan@Jack_Rakan4 жыл бұрын

    • I'm pretty sure spiff has his settings low. Cost of also recording

      @XDmajorxX@XDmajorxX4 жыл бұрын

    • @@Jack_Rakan Dude its been 10 years, i pirated the game and all the dlc, no need to buy it. If you wanna buy it, sure go ahead, but its better to pirate it since steam should have removed the price on the base game without the dlc since its been almost 10 bloody years.

      @lazarnedeljkovic7543@lazarnedeljkovic75434 жыл бұрын

    • Most of the Civ games (including some of the spinoffs) hold up well. Civ II is my favourite though - it has the best solution to deathstacks (if stacked units aren't in a fort or a city, they all die if any of them get attacked and lose), and I don't get why this wasn't used in any other civ game (3 and 4 have stupid deathstacks, and 5 and 6 are awkward when you're trying to move troops through each other). The AIs are good at killing each other in Civ II as well, and the stock-footage wonder videos are cool. Civ 2: Test of Time version goes way into the future, and has fantasy and sci-fi modes (it's basically 3 civ games in 1).

      @nathangamble125@nathangamble1254 жыл бұрын

  • I’m starting to think civilization games aren’t actually perfectly balanced!

    @andrewf1825@andrewf18254 жыл бұрын

    • Read the title before commenting please. He clearly states that Civilization is perfectly balanced, so who are you to question him?

      @salted6422@salted64224 жыл бұрын

    • Listen here, you little s*** or as one would put it: well no, but actually yes

      @gaboversta2.423@gaboversta2.4234 жыл бұрын

    • Nani?

      @vahagnyengibaryan4253@vahagnyengibaryan42534 жыл бұрын

    • @@vahagnyengibaryan4253 何

      @sand0decker@sand0decker4 жыл бұрын

    • Admittedly this exploit doesn't work in multiplayer because Venice would never survive and everyone would war-lock city states against you xD

      @dataportdoll@dataportdoll4 жыл бұрын

  • having sea or lakes around your city is great for defense cos the ai will just inmolate their units into the water

    @lemat7273@lemat72732 жыл бұрын

    • add it in with a fleet of double attack stealth bombers and its literal slaughter even at diety level

      @purplefloyd1513@purplefloyd1513 Жыл бұрын

  • This made no sense to me, until it all finally clicked when I saw the worker over the tile. This is pure genius and I have no clue why I haven't thought of it before or even seen this exploit done until now. The power of INSTANT gold transfers. Hey yeah this deal sound cool? Oh sure, oh wait oops we can't fulfill it anymore but uhhh you don't mind right? We'll just keep all the gold you gave us though.

    @xYamakaze@xYamakaze4 жыл бұрын

  • 41 views and 115 likes... "KZhead IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS"

    @SpaceDweller999@SpaceDweller9994 жыл бұрын

    • Excluding litteraly everything

      @margaritakouzi5630@margaritakouzi56304 жыл бұрын

    • @@user-ff2oj6wf5p i dont know if i should or should not say wooosh, cuz its preety obvious.

      @LuanMower55@LuanMower554 жыл бұрын

    • God multiplier.

      @fillmorehillmore8239@fillmorehillmore82394 жыл бұрын

  • *Starts playing civ 5 again* Spiff: Hello there

    @bronygamindustrian6345@bronygamindustrian63454 жыл бұрын

    • General Kenobi. You are a bold one

      @benjaminschaefer4234@benjaminschaefer42344 жыл бұрын

  • Me: *Sits down to watch this video after making a cup of Yorkshire tea. Spiffing Brit: "Make sure that you're sat back relaxed, have nice warm cup of Yorkshire tea in hand..." Me: Goddammit, stop reminding me how bittrish I am!

    @Accessless@Accessless4 жыл бұрын

    • Obviously not "bittrish" enough

      @yuzuruotonashi659@yuzuruotonashi6594 жыл бұрын

  • I wonder if Spiff has any plans on exploits for even older civ games.

    @hayokamikaze5896@hayokamikaze58962 жыл бұрын

  • By the grace of the queen, ive never been this early before! My tea isnt even hot yet

    @clone8034@clone80344 жыл бұрын

    • NickNelson8034 no true Brit would ever have cold tea in their house. You must be an undercover Scotsman!

      @bigpigeon2384@bigpigeon23844 жыл бұрын

    • @@thespiffingbrit what's your opinion on non Yorkshire tea?

      @margaritakouzi5630@margaritakouzi56304 жыл бұрын

    • I have some hot coffee i can spare. Want some? ;)

      @agalerex@agalerex4 жыл бұрын

    • @@agalerex Blasphemy!

      @rubenleejohnsen2037@rubenleejohnsen20374 жыл бұрын

    • @@rubenleejohnsen2037 its a sex joke

      @jamesfranxx6151@jamesfranxx61514 жыл бұрын

  • @14:10 "we are going to do two deals with Russia ladies and gentleman, two fantastic deals" *FBI has entered the chat*

    @Clonetrooper17@Clonetrooper174 жыл бұрын

    • nothing to see here , we building Spiffing Tower in Russia its all legal its fantastic . no tax fraud belive me

      @caf3in323@caf3in3234 жыл бұрын

    • Read this in trumps voice

      @daheck5961@daheck59613 жыл бұрын

    • i thought this was a sex joke for a minute

      @machomanalexyt5736@machomanalexyt57363 жыл бұрын

  • Spiffing Brit: "Without further ado.." me: Spiffing Brit: *adoos*

    @genewitch@genewitch4 жыл бұрын

  • The game crash thing really reminds me of being an early era PC-gamer, where most games would crash for no reason, aaaaah the good ole days.

    @cheesesniper473@cheesesniper4732 жыл бұрын

    • That's horrifying.

      @Blue-Maned_Hawk@Blue-Maned_Hawk6 ай бұрын

  • That moment when you're watching Spiff work economic and diplomatic systems to his benefit and realize this is what's happening in the real world.

    @DrakenAshen@DrakenAshen4 жыл бұрын

  • 6:08 when your merchant of venice gets killed😂

    @luukvanvulpen@luukvanvulpen4 жыл бұрын

    • I was so shook, he didn't even say anything

      @Drekromancer@Drekromancer4 жыл бұрын

  • Thank you very much for covering Civ 5, I have many fond memories of this game! You guessed it :)

    @itblobboy@itblobboy4 жыл бұрын

  • Two things One: I love Civ V. It was the first Civ game I played and I play it more than Civ VI Two: The first time I met Montezuma was during a 3 am session. The map was crowded and he happened to be my next door neighbor. He took me out almost immediately. I swore it was a nightmare for weeks, and I'm still scared whenever I'm in a game with him.

    @heresyhunter4100@heresyhunter41003 жыл бұрын

  • *name is dave* *looks at coffee in hand* Yep. Spiff is a god.

    @dc98424@dc984244 жыл бұрын

    • Known fact that all Daves drink coffee.

      @HarlesBently@HarlesBently4 жыл бұрын

    • Dave.... David.... Drinking coffee too... yeah....

      @Littlexdav@Littlexdav4 жыл бұрын

    • Discard thine coffee and repent.

      @mango4554@mango45544 жыл бұрын

    • screw you dave I'm sorry, you may actually be a nice person but the tea man told me to say it.

      @sunderzilla@sunderzilla4 жыл бұрын

    • Sunderzilla i have accepted my fate

      @dc98424@dc984244 жыл бұрын

  • Holy crap, Civ V is a decade old? This game has actually held up really well!

    @a_channel2545@a_channel25454 жыл бұрын

    • of course it has, it's a civ game, after all. It's much more surprising when they don't hold up well.

      @nathangamble125@nathangamble1254 жыл бұрын

  • Spiff: "Montezuma just wants to go to war!" Me: "Nah, he just wants revenge." ;-)

    @jacksonstarky8288@jacksonstarky82888 ай бұрын

  • I find it interesting that your copy of Civ 5 crashes so often; I have never had it crash, ever. Your videos are hilarious, and I can't wait to try some of these exploits in-game. Thanks for showing us and turning it up to 11!

    @TomatoFettuccini@TomatoFettuccini3 жыл бұрын

  • Hearing you pronouncing "Landsknecht" completely different, threw me off

    @Kleinerdeal97@Kleinerdeal974 жыл бұрын

    • This one was too hilarious!

      @marbalpra@marbalpra4 жыл бұрын

    • I had no idea what he was talking about, had to read the comments😊

      @mikek.692@mikek.6924 жыл бұрын

    • as a German i always hear "Lenschkett" xD

      @kazanordrakara2649@kazanordrakara26494 жыл бұрын

    • Absolutely, but it isnt what Spiff is about... trotzdem, Längschkanecht und andere Versionen hören sich falsch an

      @lukasklaumannsmoller7923@lukasklaumannsmoller79234 жыл бұрын

    • not exactly correct but close enough in present English: lands-connect How spiff says: lank-shir-dirt

      @uljk5699@uljk56994 жыл бұрын

  • You should totally sell a shirt that says "Dave Coffee Drinker".

    @runemooshu4076@runemooshu40764 жыл бұрын

    • Id buy one

      @davidhoning5821@davidhoning58214 жыл бұрын

    • He seems to be onto something with that

      @imdstine47@imdstine474 жыл бұрын

    • All of these coffee propaganda makes me upset

      @RainOn2SunnyDay@RainOn2SunnyDay4 жыл бұрын

    • "Dave the Heretical Bean juice imbiber"

      @Frostnburn@Frostnburn4 жыл бұрын

  • Dave here from Utah in the US, I literally just finished drinking a gallon of Yorkshire tea gold. Just figured one of us Daves should be trying to make up for all of those coffee drinking daves. As a note, it’s my fifth gallon of the Yorkshire tea gold in five days. The sixth is brewing for tomorrow.

    @davidlarsen1311@davidlarsen13114 жыл бұрын

  • I was quickly getting broke so I had to do something. so I tried doing things you said. That's when I realise that literally every civ is bankrupt. syriously! it's so bad that we have knights in atomic era

    @oscypek4241@oscypek42414 жыл бұрын

    • Thx for the laugh buddy XD

      @XOceaNX@XOceaNX3 жыл бұрын

  • Wow 10 years already? Great game, love the videos!

    @ryanthornberg1905@ryanthornberg19054 жыл бұрын

  • "Landschtedekt-whatever" :-D It's called "Land-s-knecht". A nice an easy german word. If you want a real challenge just spell "Haubitzenschütze". ;-)

    @ChesterTyrant@ChesterTyrant4 жыл бұрын

    • But what about chuchichästli?

      @lysergidedaydream5970@lysergidedaydream59704 жыл бұрын

    • I know Haubitzen is Howitzers, I forgot what schutze is

      @pepsidoggo1598@pepsidoggo15984 жыл бұрын

    • @@pepsidoggo1598 it means "to defend/protect"

      @leoaraujo8590@leoaraujo85904 жыл бұрын

    • @@leoaraujo8590 Schütze means Shooter or Gunner. You just Google translated schutze which actually means nothing. Schützen means to protect something.

      @Jazzy_Cupcake@Jazzy_Cupcake4 жыл бұрын

    • @@Jazzy_Cupcake nah, im learning german and thought "schütze" was just the first person conjugation of "schützen" like: "ich schütze meine freundin gegen den regen mit einem regenschirm"

      @leoaraujo8590@leoaraujo85904 жыл бұрын

  • At 11:27 missed the obvious Catherine of Russia / horse joke, though it wouldn’t be easy to get that around the censors. Loved the vid, as always.

    @master0poker84@master0poker844 жыл бұрын

  • thanks for doing civ 5, I had brave new world and wanted to know about some of the glitches i could use. Hats off to you and wish you the finest tea

    @hahneulshin5946@hahneulshin59464 жыл бұрын

  • The leader of the Aztecs being Mazdamundi... yep, checks out XD

    @thomasjunker5415@thomasjunker54154 жыл бұрын

  • Spiffing: "because I want to play with an extra challenge" Me: oh cool maybe a really high difficulty or something Spiff: picks my main Me: NANI

    @ryanyount5433@ryanyount54334 жыл бұрын

    • Venice is a meme, hands down worst civ in the entire game, so bad people pity you and give gifts in mp games

      @TheSerbianNinja@TheSerbianNinja4 жыл бұрын

    • MightyPotato that's mp tho .. in sp it isn't that bad

      @authenticbaguette6673@authenticbaguette66734 жыл бұрын

    • @@TheSerbianNinja Very good in SP because AI doesn't know what to do, but in MP...

      @spicyspice805@spicyspice8054 жыл бұрын

    • Spicy Spice also you can get an insanely early national college (because you only need a library in your capital) , combined with the scientist from liberty finisher you will blast through classical and medieval techs extremely fast !

      @authenticbaguette6673@authenticbaguette66734 жыл бұрын

    • @@authenticbaguette6673 you do realize you can simply not expand to build an early college, right? Every other civ in the game can have only one city as long as they wish.

      @chingizzhylkybayev8575@chingizzhylkybayev85754 жыл бұрын

  • Wow, I have probaly hundreds of hours playing on Immortal, and I haven't really heard of this exploit. That's why I love your videos.

    @Hummcheese@Hummcheese4 жыл бұрын

  • I had an amazing cup of peach tea yesterday. I usually go for a strong cup of earl grey, but it was a nice fruity change that lightened up my day.

    @kirithia@kirithia4 жыл бұрын

  • Uploaded 3 seconds ago? Time to get the tea.

    @joshuasmith7942@joshuasmith79424 жыл бұрын

  • "i denounce venice"

    @-Big_Big@-Big_Big4 жыл бұрын

    • Door monster reference.

      @ladyalicent705@ladyalicent7053 жыл бұрын

    • Ban crabs!

      @dragondan244@dragondan2443 жыл бұрын

    • I call my _religion_ "Denouncing Venice"

      @bsmith6784@bsmith67843 жыл бұрын

    • Have you denounce venice yet today?

      @silvermegaman8519@silvermegaman85193 жыл бұрын

    • i denounce you all

      @monkeyfishnose5749@monkeyfishnose57493 жыл бұрын

  • Spiff! I'd love to see you use my favorite Civ V cheese. England, Archipelago, largest map size, max number of countries and city-states. Expand very aggressively and spec for aquatic units. Your goal is the English UU, the Ship of The Line. If you stack every bonus you can possibly give your naval units from social policies, and focus all your cities on Production, you can churn out a huge navy that, thanks to the Archipelago map, needs only a couple melee naval units to capture cities after you barrage the fuck out of them. I'm talking two-shotting whole cities here. Then, under the communist ideology, I believe, you can get "Gunboat Diplomacy" which makes you gain influence with city states simply by having military units near them. Naturally, that synergizes extremely well with your obscenely huge navy, and you can easily dominate the world congress. After that, it's a cakewalk to make everywhere the sun shines the lovely British Empire.

    @carbontetlabs8606@carbontetlabs86064 жыл бұрын

    • "Gunboat Diplomacy" = "Autocracy Ideology" = fascism (not communism).

      @Dhumm81@Dhumm813 жыл бұрын

    • Idk that I'd really call this "cheese," per se. Frigate units are kinda just OP in general in Civ5. Like you don't even need to do England to do this kind of strat, just any civ rushing navigation and a healthy access to iron can do it. You can also easily use privateers to capture cities rather than using some land units (assuming no inland cities, against which frigate units become less good anyway), and they are also accessible with nav.

      @natahliazaring5291@natahliazaring52912 жыл бұрын

  • I ordered a package of Yorkshire tea today because of you and your videos. You are why I started drinking tea and now I'm going for Yorkshire. Ive almost completely stopped drinking coffee at this point. FOR THE SPIFFING EMPIRE

    @tylerneice210@tylerneice2104 жыл бұрын

  • Your voice is so soothing!

    @i-am-mer-mer@i-am-mer-mer4 жыл бұрын

  • This is exactly what I've been waiting for after watching all the Civilization VI videos

    @synryx6061@synryx60614 жыл бұрын

  • You pronouncing Landsknecht differently each time, brilliant!

    @Aikisbest@Aikisbest3 жыл бұрын

  • Hey Spiffing Brit! Long live the Queen! I'm a big fan of your channel, and a tea drinker from birth. I've been watching Two Point Hospital videos recently and it seems like the kind of game ripe for some exploiting. Keep up the great videos!

    @Reveers@Reveers4 жыл бұрын

  • Im not sure if my old exploit of civ 2 still works, but what i used to do was go hard in technology so that you are far ahead of the others. Then you start to sell off your technology the round before the other civ will finish their own research of it. All I did was ask them what they would offer for this tech and boom they gave me everything. The trick however was that on the same round as you sold this tech to 1 civilization, you literally sell the same tech to all other civs. they will give you everything you want for it while literally making the tech useless since now everyone has it. Repeat as many times as you like.

    @morten5939@morten5939 Жыл бұрын

  • 4:44 I have over 1000h in CIV5 and dont remember it crashing once :O

    @mick-ericboettge8683@mick-ericboettge86834 жыл бұрын

    • me neither, 400+ hours

      @ukaszs3986@ukaszs39864 жыл бұрын

    • @@ukaszs3986 he just makes it sound like it's known to be a buggy game but that isn't my experience at all :/

      @mick-ericboettge8683@mick-ericboettge86834 жыл бұрын

    • Lol me neither 100+ hours

      @aiden7245@aiden72454 жыл бұрын

    • I had it crash once; when I was making over 3k gold/turn using this exact exploit...game needed 15min between each turn and eventually gave up

      @kurtvanhulle7208@kurtvanhulle72084 жыл бұрын

    • Crashes almost every session for me...

      @SnowWhite-mi8mk@SnowWhite-mi8mk4 жыл бұрын

  • I don't know if you will see this but I just wanted to say you are and amazing content creator and you have such a wonderful community! Y'all are amazing and I hope ur tea is always nice and hot! Cheers!

    @Kitty_CatAlly@Kitty_CatAlly4 жыл бұрын

  • Going through yt, saw your movie and realized i didnt drank tea this afternoon

    @Titton@Titton4 жыл бұрын

  • I play with my best friend for now over eight years! We never made the jump to Civ 6 because we were so offended by not being able to manually build our own roads, we went back to V. We usually go neck-and-neck when it comes to developing (although I tend to be more aggressive with my armies), thanks to you, I have a means to fund my deadly hobby of dominating the strange ai who keep making the same mistake of BEING ON MY LANDS

    @thomaskoch748@thomaskoch7484 жыл бұрын

  • Just bought some yorkshire tea. Spiff... you've inspired me and it tastes amazing

    @atomiconions@atomiconions4 жыл бұрын

  • Came for the exploit, stayed for the entire video. I honestly lol'd a lot. It was really fun to watch!

    @Araseh@Araseh4 жыл бұрын

  • Ah, finally I've been waiting for this one

    @kirinkarwrath3793@kirinkarwrath37934 жыл бұрын

  • 25:18 "A new class is emerging in this city-state, a class of those who seek to profit in all things. And in these times, what can more profitable than war?"

    @paxromana1841@paxromana18414 жыл бұрын

  • Basically Spiff has S&D'd his way to Catherine giving over everything she owns in return for nothing lol he even managed to get the Russian strategy of throwing men at a problem till it goes away.

    @randomlyentertaining8287@randomlyentertaining82874 жыл бұрын

  • I've been drinking tea for years, just finally had my first cup of Yorkshire Tea and I have been enlightened. I understand why spiff is so powerful, its the drink of the gods.

    @VisionT100@VisionT1004 жыл бұрын

  • The pronunciation of Enrico Dandolo was 99% correct! I'm proud of you

    @ribbon8677@ribbon86774 жыл бұрын

  • Poor Catherine... She's still waiting for the incense which will never come.

    @ezg8448@ezg84484 жыл бұрын

  • ok so let's see how he breaks reality, economy or perhaps time and space this time while being drunk on tea

    @MonkeyDLuffy-ib8nc@MonkeyDLuffy-ib8nc4 жыл бұрын

  • What's this, Spiff requests a roll call of Daves? Well I certainly won't let the side down by not voicing that I am indeed a Dave and right now I am enjoying a piping hot cup of coffee whilst enjoying this absolutely smashing video.

    @Wolfman2984@Wolfman29844 жыл бұрын

  • Yes I have been waiting for this

    @clevercoins5360@clevercoins53604 жыл бұрын

  • For the love of everything tea. Can we please get a video from Spiff co on the perfect balance of sid meier's civilization beyond earth.

    @gerhardvanniekerk3759@gerhardvanniekerk37594 жыл бұрын

    • I dont think actual human can play that game long enough

      @ENDERLICOT@ENDERLICOT3 жыл бұрын

    • It wasnt that bad

      @alonsocerva2596@alonsocerva25963 жыл бұрын

  • Hmm I thought they were only called Landsknecht because I’m German and have the game set to German, well Guess we exploited the English civ version

    @hdcreeperXD@hdcreeperXD4 жыл бұрын

    • Landsknecht is technically correct English but none of us can pronounce it. English is weird because the syntax is Germanic but most of the vocabulary isn't. Though most of the informal vocabulary is Germanic.

      @JynxSp0ck@JynxSp0ck4 жыл бұрын

  • Couldn't resist.. Accidently drank my tea before I started the video;C

    @Nobleoasis27@Nobleoasis274 жыл бұрын

  • You know I own Civ 5 but have never really played it. These videos seriously make me want to give it a shot :D

    @nalcarya@nalcarya4 жыл бұрын

  • By Jove, the tea water hasn’t even had time to boil. I’m early today

    @LightofJustice93@LightofJustice934 жыл бұрын

  • Game: *exists* Spiff: Hold my Tea.

    @llbrainjoker5742@llbrainjoker57424 жыл бұрын

  • I think that tea should be part of my future gamer setup

    @mellowzo@mellowzo4 жыл бұрын

  • I'll be getting a box of Yorkshire tea in the mail tomorrow.... which will also be the first time i ever try it.... 100% because of you that I bought it lol... Though I do also love tea

    @StarKnightAziren@StarKnightAziren4 жыл бұрын

  • I used to drink coffee but then I started watching spiffing brit and realized my sins

    @luluthescylla7162@luluthescylla71624 жыл бұрын

    • Lol, I have always hated coffee

      @lexifox8718@lexifox87184 жыл бұрын

    • @@lexifox8718 Good for you.

      @wallamazoo01@wallamazoo014 жыл бұрын

  • Enrico Dandolo was actually a very interesting guy. When he was young he was resident of Constantinople and their emperor gave back trading rights to their enemies. This caused the Venetians to attack them. So as a response the emperor retaliated by imprisoning thousands of Venetians and restraining their rights in return. This caused the Venetians, with Dandolo onboard, to launch a retaliatory raid which failed. Still he managed to harbour this rage until he became Doge himself, then when the Crusaders wanted to have a visit to Constantinople, because that's what good Christians do: they attack fellow Christians in a holy war, and ran out of cash to pay for the transports, old Dandolo, now in his 90s and completely blind, had an idea: "What if we could strike a deal. Free transport in return for epic loot!" The Crusaders said, yes, didn't have much choice since their crusading boners were about to go flaccid, and when they landed he still recalled the exact layout from his memory and directed his men to haul all the goods to their boats. And this is why a lot of Byzantine relics, art pieces such as sculptures, iconic paintings and more are now part of today's Venetian cultural heritage. Oh, and when I visited the Hagia Sophia I came across the cenotaph of Enrico Dandolo, who was actually buried in Constantinople. I can only recommend the same since he invented what people tried to emulate in WoW later: summons for loot.

    @ArmchairMagpie@ArmchairMagpie4 жыл бұрын

  • Just found your channel but am entertained

    @nassernathan@nassernathan2 жыл бұрын

  • Got a box of Yorkshire Tea Gold for my birthday on Sunday and oh my! It was glorious, absolutely magnificent

    @qerenstanley532@qerenstanley5324 жыл бұрын

  • I finally, after the absolute longest wait, got my hands on some amazingly wonderful Yorkshire Tea. I must say, it is truly delightful, and hands down is the best tea I've every tasted. Hats off to you, Spiffing Britt. You've given everyone a the gift of knowledge about the best tea in the entire world.

    @user-mindmeld@user-mindmeld4 жыл бұрын

  • My name is Dave and I'm a coffee drinker, thanks for calling me out.

    @davidmarks6821@davidmarks68214 жыл бұрын

  • I love those stock pics you always add in the videos 😂

    @alphariusfuze8089@alphariusfuze80894 жыл бұрын

  • 1000hours into this game and I've never seen this. My word the next playthrough is gonna be fun

    @CustardCream515@CustardCream5154 жыл бұрын

  • "make sure you have nice, warm cup of tea" 'smug coffee noises'

    @IAmTheFourteenth@IAmTheFourteenth4 жыл бұрын

  • M’name’s Joff, an I is drinking coffee infused with molasses, tea and brick dust. Wot ya gonna do aboot it?

    @MahraiZiller@MahraiZiller4 жыл бұрын

  • You are a true gentleman, thank you for returning to Civ 5.

    @thomasd6652@thomasd66524 жыл бұрын

  • And here I was just starting playing this again. Perfect timing 😂

    @Bahns007@Bahns0074 жыл бұрын
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