LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS GAME | TABS: Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
Today our video focuses on the brutality of war... and how HILARIOUS it can be! WELCOME, to Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.
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CoryxKenshin hey Cory love your vids
@CoryxKenshin I LOVE YOU! Who else? Like!
CoryxKenshin sliced it
CoryxKenshin hey cory
Cory
This came out 4 years ago and it’s still making me *CRY* of laughter
Fr
Same
same
Yes
It actually came out around 8 years ago but was in alpha/beta this is the full version
Whos hear in 2024?
MEEEEH
Me
Here bro
Here
Me🎉
Re-watching Cory's videos are so very comforting.
Frl
@@user-fd3xc6cl7o frrrr
Bro this video made me cry so many times like dam 💀😂😂
Yo I sweaarrrr
#1 on trending for gaming?!? SAMURAI WE OUT HERE DOIN WORK!!
Heck yes
I mean hes the trendy gamer what did you expect
Faxs
@@MyMy-cz7mx he's not even hating tho
Bill Cosby 🛑🛑🛑
After 4 WHOLE YEARS, we still remember Havel The Rock
prolly my fave video of his, along with part 2
No cap my brotha
Unforgettable champion
@@superjacked1225 we're the only ones watching in March 2024
HAVEL THE ROCK, THE CHAMPION, THE TRUE SAMURAI
10:42 WAS THE BEST DEFEATS EVER 😂😂😂😂😂
Was *LITERALLY* crying laughing from this video 🤣😂. 🔥🔥
Remix Maniacs you need to make a remix for that battle music
Me too😂😂😂
same.
Bruh same🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
XD So did i
Broooo im dead 💀💀💀 6:32 that edit sent me 😂😭💀 7:35 BRUHHHH 💀💀💀💀 *WHY Y'ALL GOING FOR A SWIM*
Quiet Kidd IM WHEEZING 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
This got me weak
@@DaeDaesBlock omg 💀🤕🤣
@@jonathanalemar4747 ikrrrr 💀💀💀
Mine was at 10:40
“WHY ARE YALL GOIN FOR A SWIM?!” Practically had me on the floor 😂😂
You are now swimming on the floor
4:51 Never Laughed So Hard At A Video🤣🤣 Cory Best KZheadr
#1 on trending for gaming what the freak dude lets go fellow Samurai’s
Anna’s world Im about to hit 300 subscribers can i get some help plz
#2
It's probable because its the funniest video cory has made and thats saying something because every video is hilarious
Anna’s world ikr!
4:49 “Man i just cant wait this was my last day im bout to go hom-“ Rip 2019-2019
NO HES ALIVE REAL HE FALL AND GET UP
His body just moved
Hes still dead tho
The second boulder hit him in the end
Im about to hit 300 subscribers can i have some help if u want
7:37 Cory was like “WHY YALL GOING FOR A SWIM 👹”
anyone else rewatching this in 2023 while waiting for cory to come back? (no rush man, take your time and focus on you)
Part 2 Part 2 Pllleeeeeeaaaassseee you make the game so funny
Im about to hit 300 subscribers can i have some help if u want
7:35 Nobody: Soldiers: Ayo look like I'm going for a swim
-_-_-_·
Cory: WHY YALL GOING FOR A SWI-
Honestly, this series should continue. It's entertaining and funny
Your right 👍
Bro watching Cory's old videos bring so much nostalgic joy.
7:35 *spearman falls in river* “WHY YALL GOING FOR A SWIM!?!?” ~CoryxKenshin, 2019
Jules S I agree I died laughing
Yo, looks like im goin for a swim...
That a cardi b lyric
He just wants to know how to swim
Fav qoute
Rock: teacher giving us a test Spear thrower: my class and me 4:50
Duncan TDA Xd
You have the best editing on KZhead, Funniest stuff I've seen in years
Bro I love how his page is still standing and not flopping because he’s just so entertaining
Toilet flushes: Corey: WHY ARE YALL GOING FOR A SWIM😂😂 7:35
TMO Tube 🤣🤣
Cory not Corey.
Mangekyou Sharingan 👍🏽
Lol that got me dead lol 😂😂😂
7:35 That flush noise brought that to life.
WHY YALL GOING FORA SWI-
Cory's energy is just the best thing i've seen
The top of Cory’s head looks like when you make popcorn on the stove and it’s ready to pop 😭😭😭😭
“Aye man I can’t wait to go ho- *Rock is thrown at him* *END CREDITS*
I FUCKING LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAOAOAOOA
That was so funny🤣
When you fenna get on the bus and yo teacher grabs you and takes you to detention: 4:52
Me vs my dad 13:28
So we gon not talk about the shield guy having a 1v4 and winning@6:32
We did talk about that actually
So tru
His story: My team was killed, and I was the only one. But I made it out in the end. Their deaths would be remembered. And they would be proud of me to have surpassed them. Now time to be remembered as a veteran. And be lazy.
Ma Gawd u rite
He be making my day
The legend is gone once again but he will rise soon as he’s working on a gigantic project for us
It's 1:07 am, and I'm fightin' to hold in laughter. 4:54 got me crying manly tears.😂
I lost it at 10:46 😂
the way it smack homie in the face got me DEAD it was his last day too what a way to go out lmao
@@jelly8614 😂
I was dying trying to silently laugh, now i got a whole ass headache
@@LookAtThatBugger it was worth it I'd bet lel
Who else didnt want this video to end I laughed the entire time😂😂
Me
Yea neither did I 😂👌🏽
Me bro
Who didn't
Same
Laughter really is the best medicine I was watching this while I was sick and I kid you not I laughed so hard I don’t fell sick anymore
10:59 - 11:07 had me dead bro 😂😂😂
No replies let me fix that
10:40 BRUH, YOU DON'T HOW HARD I LAUGHED DURING THAT! MORE THAN I SHOULD'VE, THAT'S FOR SURE!
I Died of laughter😂😂💀
Mangekyou Sharingan me two
😂😂
The way he ran up 😂😂💀💀
Got up like nothing happened 😂💀
Cory:a game isn't a game until coryxkenshin has played it. Me:preach
kendell's world of slime Maybe that’s why 2k been whack
*The deacons are prayin*
@@aesthetically3119 probably
Cory this was actually a really good and funny video i start cry laughing 🤣🤣🤣
I swear the sound effects in the videos that he put in his amazing
4:42 A sad story about a spear thrower who never made it home.....
fun fact it was him who threw de spear
He survived
He has not made it home R.I.P spirit thrower number 4
He survived
He’s alive yay
This is one of the funny games that coryxkenshin has played like if u agree
No I'm not liking
I agree 😂😂
I agree because i had it before 😂
its pretty cool how even after four years this video is still amazing, what a legend. I can't believe it's already been four years. I remember this video like it was made yesterday.
who else watching this in 2024
Me
I'm here
Me
7:37 “WHY YALL GOING FOR A SWIM” GOT ME HELLA DEAD 😂😂
U mean *”Hecka”*
Jerry lOl It Can Be Spelled This Way
Bango oh-
lmao same.
I CANT MY TEARS HAHAHA
*WE NUMBER ONE ON GAMING TRENDING BTW SAMURAI STAND UPPPP*
Cool your videos are so so funny. This is the first video that I laugh a lot of times till we play it.
Ive never watched gameplay and was dying this hard 😂😂😂💀💀💀 Shield guy was mvp
“Man, I can’t wait, this my last day I’m boutta go home-“ *gets bodied* 😂😂😂
not only bodied but a wholeeee BOuLdEr to the fAcE
He got back up afterwards.
You ruined it -_-
Shockx 😂😂😂
He was still alive... Illuminate confirmed ∆
7:36 Niki: AYEO LOOKS LIKE IM GOING FOR A SWIM
Ah shit it's another... Minecraft bitch......anyone wanna eliminate her like its fortnite?
@@Joemama-xv9qo minecraft is better so don't even.
7:38 made me laugh so hard😂
I mean 7:37 sorry
5:14 through 5:30 had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂 Oh and 2023 anyone?
Pls make this a series on Tuesday and call it T.A.B.S TUESDAY
Yeah great idea my samurai brother
@@rezi735 yes my brothers
Yes perfect idea
Lets geett iittt
Yess this is a genius idea :)
“man this my last day i’m about to go home-“ 😂😂😂😂
It’s only my Third day out here 🤣😂😂😂😂😂
I died from that 😂
What was that lil edit song he did it was off a game anybody know?
Like at 14:00
4:50
In the second round that one protector deserves the title: THE GOAT
Word
6:34 STILL MAKES ME LAUGH TO THIS DAY.
10:40 LAWD please, save my stomach, it hurts from laughter 😭😭
Lol Lina His best edits by far imo 😂
AHHHHHHH (loud slap) ahh That was haliarios 🤣😂
I litrely pee pee my pants from that'd cos I was needing to ped dooo funny but it would not of been the same without sound affects
Me to
Your not the only one I was crying so much my stomach non stop hurting
“Clubbers...they get in there” 2 seconds later “They took out all of my Clubbers”
4:52 And that poor dude never came home that day. Rip 2019-2019. That always had me in tears tho 💀
15:15
" IF YALL DONT THROW THAT SPEAR " got me dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:50 “Man, I cant wait, this is my last day, ima bout’ to go ho-“ R.I.P spearman
He survived
Texas State of Mind yeah but what if he didn’t
*salutes* then we mourn
🤣
He actually survived
MOOORE PLEASE THIS WAS HILARIOUS Also I Sssamurai sliced the like button🗡 👍 🔴
Dogbird WOOF YOU GOT THAT STUFF ON YOU COOL SAMURAI WE FIGHT FOR ARE LIVES WE WANT ARE KING CORY TO LIVE LOL
Lol yass!😆 The sound effects tho🤣
I agree
This still funny 4 yrs later
I love this game and what makes it better is when I watch Cory play it too that is my fav combo
Do more of this PLEASE!!!!!! CORY I need it THIS HAD ME DYING OF LAUGHTER I WAS CRYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 new Fav video 😂 please do more
nila thompson same
Lol same
J.Ludlow EXACTLY
had me leaking hahaha
FACTS! Bruh everytime someone got smacked i was DEEEAAD.
I felt the shower cap. I understand the shower cap method. Ethnic hair is no joke.
Same but for me it's more like grocery bag😂😅
jenna hill I want to get to that level. I'll be in Walmart asking for one of the giant grey bags.
Bro no cap I would watch you play this game Today
cory 100% needs to play this again
Facts
Omg this had me DYING. YOU NEED TO KEEP PLAYING THIS CORY PLEASE
Not_n0rmal person AYYEEE TRENCH ||-//
a CliQUeeEee |-/
Nice pfp
YeeT II-//
This video was having me laughing so hard that my brother thought I was faking
Man this was my last day, I’m bout to go hom- (gets hit by huge rock) Directed by ROBERT ZEMECKIS 4:42
I'm still crying
The cut off makes it funnier
Yolande Bonds then the manz just gets up
He deserves my like, man.
that part fuckjng made me laugh so hard
I was laughing so hard that I almost could not breathe. The video was hilarious.
The first ever coryxkenshin video I ever watched, remember waiting to get my haircut, I was in my dad’s car. He gave me his phone, went on KZhead and searched Tabs (I was into TABS at the time) and found this masterpiece. Ahhh what a good memory I’ll never forget 😊😊😊😊
"I'm bout to go home" *gets hit by a boulder* 😂😂
xXLEGEND_LUXx 1 Im about to hit 300 subscribers can i get some help plz
I am dying so hard from that!! Lmao!!
Same my dude😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 I was dying, please play more of this T.a.b.s simulator.
shanny Bridgejeez totally accurate battle simulator simulator?
Hilarious, keep up the good work cory.
10:09 Y’all see that potion guy?? Bro got folded like a omelet 🍳💀
This is the best you tuber ever I couldn't stop laughing.😅😂
Ikr
Ikr same
Same
Phillip Jones same
Same
“It’s my last day I’m bouta go home-“ *yEAGER*
Lmao 🤣
What is that sound effect from
@@bestmomevertinaflomo2854 it’s from Caleb city and the video is called like “folded like an omelette” or something
@@Ahmeezy thx
Well I mean the soldier was right he got back up lol
Still one of my favorite gaming vids yet, Cory never gets old. Long live the samurai! ⚔️
i love your videos 😂❤
This is probably my favorite coryxkenshin video IM CRYING Edit: I HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO LIKE 9 TIMES 😂
Same not funna lie
SupGays omg mine too😂😂
Fax
Same I haven't laughed this hard in months
faaaaaaactsssss 😂😂😂😭😭😭
*Cory comes in with a shower cap* Yeah! GrandmaxKenshin it’s about to be lit!🔥 🔥 (Had to repost this because the first one got lost in spam)
Man revisiting old coryXkenshin videos is so nostalgic
Yea
The way Cory laughed on 9:05 was funny itself.
PICHFORKS AND HAY!!!
I was dying in tears we need more of this game🤣😂
FatCANDYforBUM Frfr this crap funny
Agree
Same
"Man this was my last day im bout to go home" made me laugh so hard
I died 😂
ME TOO
He was talkin bout heaven when he said home
I DIED
same broo
that joke u made about the forces was a banger
2023 and this still holds up!
4:49 got me laughing so hard 😂
What you didn't notice is that the guy who got hit actually got back up after getting struck with the boulder. The archers ended up beating the guy with the boulder. No archer was killed. The archer was able to enjoy his retirement and go home to his family and freinds. How heartwarming
“this is my last day i’m bouta go ho-“💀💀
@@lildezyvert Gets back up: I almost was going to my creator instead. That was close
@@Makeitrain782 the happy ending
@@Makeitrain782 Les goooo 🥹
Who's rewatchin because they miss Cory? Moi
Hmm be quiet
No u
Yeah i’m rewatching 😐.
I rewatched so much that I can’t remember how many times I rewatched. ;-;
Me too
U make me laugh when ever I watch your videos😂😂😂
4 years later, still the funniest video I’ve seen 😂. HAPPY 18 MILLION!!!!!! SAMURAI STAND UP!
"Black people hair." I know the struggle bruh.
“A game isn’t a game until coryxkenshin has played it “ - coryxkenshin 2019
So the entire selection of Nintendo switch games are entirely invalid (maybe except for the ports)
Im about to hit 300 subscribers can i have some help if u want
So he hasn't played halo yet. But it's a great game.
@Random Dude what exactly was that?
So what if I’m a monst AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
this video not only had me in tears when i first watched it but I rewatched it today and it still does and i never cry of laughter 10/10 video
This is such a legendary video 🔥
Everyone thinks his game is dead... Then why it #2 on trending
#4 for me.
Look who is playing it thought. The Goat himself
I highly doubt anybody said that
was #1 for a while xD (Cory tweeted a screenshot)
#5
“Mann I can’t wait this my last day I’m bout to go hom”- R.i.p bro🙏🏽🤧
What you mean
R.I.P
That was too funny xd
He got back up.
He got up though lol
Bro the harvester looks like the Grim Reaper with that weapon
Thanks for the like
Cory is the best KZheadr ever I love his video’s and they always brighten my day