MÖRK BORG: The Goblin Grinder #1

2023 ж. 8 Қыр.
162 128 Рет қаралды

Welcome to Mystery Quest! A roleplaying podcast where we play a variety of one-shot roleplaying games with a rolling cast of special guests. Today we plunging into the murky depths of MÖRK BORG on an adventure called The Goblin Grinder.
MÖRK BORG: morkborg.com/
Horrible Wounds: zordvil.itch.io/horrible-wounds
Podcast: www.pickaxe.uk/mystery-quest
Patreon link: / mysteryquest
Follow the Cast:
Tom: / angorytom
Simon: / simonhoneydew
Lydia: / squidgame
Ravs: / ravs_
Mark: / highrollersdnd

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  • Welcome to our next adventure, join us weekly to see if our 'Heroes' can survive in MÖRK BORG. Members is now live if you would like to support the channel and see more roleplaying content!

    @Mystery_Quest@Mystery_Quest8 ай бұрын
    • I love how the title blurb to each video is different and acts like a cold open without spoiling anything about what's in the video. It's so clever!

      @cohomologygroup@cohomologygroup8 ай бұрын
    • Honestly a great idea for a channel the world of podcasting has grown pretty dull as a whole there’s several hours of the day I use to listen to podcasts that’s now open that this will now take part in filling

      @nothanks9503@nothanks95038 ай бұрын
    • Americans do have shape shifting accents at least I do because I’ve lived in New York New Jersey California Oklahoma Texas Washington Washington DC Virginia Maryland and Missouri so my accents change with whatever phrase I’m using basically

      @nothanks9503@nothanks95038 ай бұрын
    • Tom is brewing sth special here. I really like the recurring intros. Reminds me of the Simpsons:)

      @Brummly84@Brummly847 ай бұрын
    • 😊😊

      @lukeadams941@lukeadams9413 ай бұрын
  • Cronky Bungus' bomb fumble is Simon's grenade incident just in an alternate universe.

    @TwilightLink293@TwilightLink2938 ай бұрын
    • The idea that once in every universe there is a version of the Cronky Bungus Bomb Fumble is very discworld.

      @blackstarninja6785@blackstarninja67858 ай бұрын
    • holy shit it is too

      @DrCaberAnt@DrCaberAnt8 ай бұрын
    • Nice throwback

      @krixnoofyobeeswax6437@krixnoofyobeeswax64378 ай бұрын
    • I was surprised that none of them made the connection.

      @harrisonbrown7267@harrisonbrown72678 ай бұрын
    • it's a canon event

      @ivyartemis2431@ivyartemis24318 ай бұрын
  • Simons "no I prefer missionary" was absolute gold!

    @tiberiuskurisake@tiberiuskurisake8 ай бұрын
    • i wonder what the "jester position" looked like in his mind lmao

      @hxtel@hxtel3 ай бұрын
  • Gotta love Hulmes going somewhat realistic, and then immediately being followed by the Bunguses.

    @pizzapielemon@pizzapielemon8 ай бұрын
    • I do believe that the plural of 'Bungus' is 'Bungi'

      @thomasrobinson7646@thomasrobinson76462 ай бұрын
  • My favourite thing in anything is when Tom does a character that goes "It's me, [Character Name]" in that one voice

    @TeddyKirkegaard@TeddyKirkegaard8 ай бұрын
    • It's wonderful and all of them are incredibly good boys and/or girls.

      @Shenaldrac@Shenaldrac28 күн бұрын
  • Simon's absolute fumble and the incredible preparedness of Tom made me howl!

    @tribblier@tribblier8 ай бұрын
    • Fucking amazing

      @etherdeef4303@etherdeef43038 ай бұрын
    • When Simon said to roll for Colin's Agility I thought Tom might make it up on the spot and maybe the video would cut after a sheet had been made, but damn he prepared so well. Good omen for the channel's success with such a high quality GM at the helm.

      @wastag9412@wastag94128 ай бұрын
    • Makes me sad for all those prepared characters that never see the light of day he makes.

      @VanBourner@VanBourner8 ай бұрын
    • The first voice had me dying.

      @bryceaustin4995@bryceaustin49958 ай бұрын
  • If anyone is interested “mörk borg” is Swedish and means “dark fortress”

    @olker@olker8 ай бұрын
    • Or in English: murk borough!

      @letsgoraiding@letsgoraiding8 ай бұрын
    • The one time swedish actually sounds exactly like it does in the muppets

      @ewantaylor2758@ewantaylor27588 ай бұрын
    • I'm swedish and I didn't even notice that until you said it, I thought it was just some wacky rando

      @Arcin00@Arcin008 ай бұрын
    • What a beautiful language

      @reptocilicus@reptocilicus8 ай бұрын
    • when tom talked about MÖRK Borg i think it was probably with ben i thought it was just mork borg didnt think it had a meaning but i was just like sure thats a name but now i see on the video title the swedish version of Ø Ö which i didnt catch at first cause im norwegian so i was like hang on a second isnt that swedish the name isnt just nonsense its just brits beeing terrible at pronouncing things

      @msksuhr3121@msksuhr31217 ай бұрын
  • I can already tell this is going to be my new favorite channel

    @laurenwyatt@laurenwyatt8 ай бұрын
    • Me too I've been so deprived of dnd roleplay call of cthulu and such I've rewatched all the old series so many times at this point I'm so happy

      @tom8636@tom86368 ай бұрын
    • same!!! i just finished the disintegrator and it was amazing!

      @oldaccount1378@oldaccount13788 ай бұрын
    • Oh yeah, me too

      @realloud999@realloud9998 ай бұрын
    • ​@@tom8636 I never watched these rp videos until this channel, ive been missing out

      @shaenoyt@shaenoyt8 ай бұрын
  • “A naked man should never touch his sister” “I’m never sharing a pair of trousers with you again Ravs” “Peer pressure” So many phenomenal lines from Simon this episode

    @Fluff-gl6yr@Fluff-gl6yr8 ай бұрын
    • “What about your character though?” X2

      @swearimnotarobot3746@swearimnotarobot37466 ай бұрын
  • Praise be to Collin the Duck, he who will lead the feathery revolution!

    @kadenwoods3242@kadenwoods32428 ай бұрын
    • You'd have to be Quackers to not support our Ducking Overlord.

      @benmarshall2440@benmarshall24405 ай бұрын
  • I love the fact that Lydia just keeps making stuff up about Simon's character and he just rolls with it!

    @ianalvord3903@ianalvord39038 ай бұрын
  • Simon set a precedence for how hilarious this campaign and future campaigns are going to go, and I am here for it.

    @tylorbowell9627@tylorbowell96278 ай бұрын
    • "how about your character though?" Oof.... Simon starting out with a drive-by headshot lmao

      @MrTuneslol@MrTuneslol8 ай бұрын
  • 8:07 Fun that Simon and Lydia decided to show up and RP as Bouphe and Osie.

    @Balsiefen@Balsiefen8 ай бұрын
  • The Duke and Jingly John is the best possible combination of Mark Hulmes and Angory Tom I could possibly imagine

    @tomyboy39@tomyboy398 ай бұрын
    • I fucking lost it when the jingles played while he got the shit kicked out of him 😂

      @oscaranderson5719@oscaranderson57198 ай бұрын
  • Crunky Bungus will be played by Warwick Davis in the film adaptation of _The Goblin Grinder_

    @Wyattporter@Wyattporter7 ай бұрын
  • What a star studded cast! Cant wait for more.

    @influ3nce143@influ3nce1438 ай бұрын
  • Crunky is my favourite character in any tabletop game. Too bad he was so short lived.

    @mengguguo@mengguguo8 ай бұрын
    • he died as he lived: bungusing it up

      @ivyartemis2431@ivyartemis24318 ай бұрын
    • As short a life as the fuses on his bombs.

      @Ommfgcool@Ommfgcool7 ай бұрын
  • Simon has such a quick wit, always a pleasure to see him in a roleplaying scenario.

    @Vital_Velocity@Vital_Velocity8 ай бұрын
  • Simon's comedic instincts are just too good. the world needs him to be unleashed.

    @kanestr@kanestr8 ай бұрын
  • A Tabletop roleplaying Game, run by Tom with Simon _and_ Hulmes? This channel is like paradise!

    @rocketforthree4479@rocketforthree44798 ай бұрын
  • Petition to have each of Tom's intros gradually tie into eachother into an extended cinematic Angory-verse

    @lukehayes9834@lukehayes98348 ай бұрын
  • 25:00 Simon asking why they want to save the king is super monty python LMAO

    @darthvaderyan@darthvaderyan7 ай бұрын
  • Lydia is a national treasure that must be protected at all costs. Mostly from herself, but protected none the less

    @HailHydra27@HailHydra276 ай бұрын
  • The Simon and Lydia duo, across the channels, across the ages, across the many magical moments, is such a beautiful combination of hilarity and chaos.

    @KevlaminTheMighty@KevlaminTheMighty7 ай бұрын
  • Jingly John is my new favourite tom character

    @tom8636@tom86368 ай бұрын
  • Would've never expected Mork Börg as one of the first games on any channel. This is gonna probs be epic.

    @GeekMasterGM@GeekMasterGM8 ай бұрын
  • "I mean, a rat could have bitten it off...you never know" - Very much appreciate that Jingle Jam oneshot reference

    @Imagin8io@Imagin8ioАй бұрын
  • You can always guarantee that any session Tom DM's will be glorious chaos and nonsense.

    @TheZombiemofo@TheZombiemofo8 ай бұрын
  • I actually bought the Mork Borg manual/rule book because of how awesome you said it was Tom. I was so pumped up thinking about how cool it must be that I forgot I don't have literally any friends and you can't really solo role play... I mean you can.. but I think they call it 'mental sickness' at that point.

    @RoosterFloyd@RoosterFloyd8 ай бұрын
    • Really cool book though, I recommend it to anyone who actually has friends and all that jazz.

      @RoosterFloyd@RoosterFloyd8 ай бұрын
    • There’s a thousand different discords with people looking for GMs to play with. TabletopObscura, Harfrost and TheHorribleDecember to name a few of the ones I’m a part of. If you want to play that’s more difficult, but it costs nothing to jump on those and ask.

      @iansinoz56@iansinoz568 ай бұрын
    • I also bought it after Tom mentioned it. It actually has a separate solo ruleset you can buy called solitary defilement. Haven't given it a go but looks cool

      @Winter-ut3bb@Winter-ut3bb8 ай бұрын
    • @@Winter-ut3bb Sounds less like a RPG and more so an act of RPM... if you get my meaning. I'll have to check it out though. I mostly looked at the pretty pictures and then thought "Man, I bet this would be fun" then put it on my bookshelf. So I'll have to give it a more thorough read. Does sound like a depressing way to spend time... which apparently I'm into, but maybe that's a bit too far for even myself.

      @RoosterFloyd@RoosterFloyd8 ай бұрын
    • You're in luck there's a solo play supplement for it called Solitary Defilement

      @groggyorangutan@groggyorangutan8 ай бұрын
  • Oh boy, I can't wait to see more of Krunkey Bungus in future episodes!

    @dkpsyhog@dkpsyhog8 ай бұрын
  • Simon, Ravs, Lydia AND HULMES!! this is an iconic group (love seeing hulmes outside of high rollers stuff!)

    @emzular@emzular8 ай бұрын
  • Hulmes being absolutely exasperated at Ravs shenanigans

    @TheGeneralMaurer@TheGeneralMaurer8 ай бұрын
  • Simon and his bloody bombs/grenades, the universe is really trying to tell him something.

    @TheKingreiko@TheKingreiko8 ай бұрын
  • Crunky Bungus and the talking duck is genuinely a KZhead GOAT moment for me 😂 absolutely hilarious 👏🏻 🦆

    @elliothamer3034@elliothamer30348 ай бұрын
  • 3 Minutes into the episode and I'm already laughing my ass off, so happy to see roleplaying content getting its own platform!

    @blepbadatgames@blepbadatgames8 ай бұрын
  • The real mystery is why this was'nt done sooner, can't wait to binge the lot!

    @STLGobbo@STLGobbo8 ай бұрын
  • I think I almost died laughing just about the whole time

    @iancotton4963@iancotton49638 ай бұрын
  • Off to a cracking start. The world gives off strong Heavy Metal vibes, and the characters are absolutely insane.

    @jfolz@jfolz8 ай бұрын
  • For the whole last 10 min of the episode I kept having to pause and get my breath back because I was laughing so hard it hurt.

    @hgwilli1660@hgwilli16608 ай бұрын
  • Always lovely seeing Mark as a player!

    @gbnilsson6212@gbnilsson62128 ай бұрын
    • Honestly he was kind of terrible in this. He kept saying "no" to their attempts to improv. He needs to learn to relinquish some control when he's not the DM.

      @FrostedCreations@FrostedCreations8 ай бұрын
    • @@FrostedCreations can you give example?? I didn't notice anything, at least I just put most of what hes done to his character's personality and liked how he was so committed to acting like a snobby controlling lazy used-to-be nobility, as opposed to another person in this character... I could see other people just "going along" with what everyone else is doing, not committing to the character

      @Gunnarr123abc@Gunnarr123abc8 ай бұрын
    • @@Gunnarr123abc That's called "My guy"ing and it's not good for helping to have a fun game. In the bar the others offered multiple suggestions to deceive the people in the bar, like when Lydia asked him for coin to bribe them, but he just said "no, my character wouldn't do that". And to help he just said "well my character is used to getting his way" without actually doing anything to help. I get that he's playing a posh twat but it leaves everyone else helpless and struggling to work around that character otherwise the story doesn't progress. Also when Ravs tried to kill Simons duck for no reason other than that's what his "crazy" character would do. Fortunately he got punished for that, but what if he had succeeded? Suddenly a fun character Simon had created would be dead and Simon would have no choice other than go along with it.

      @FrostedCreations@FrostedCreations8 ай бұрын
    • I'm still watching, but in that specific situation, Lydia asked for way too much silver for a bribe, which Mark's character literally didn't have the money, so I don't think it was him denying improv, it was a situation that wouldn't work. (He even says in another exchange a couple minutes later that he's "not as rich as used to be")

      @Ghillie_Monster@Ghillie_Monster8 ай бұрын
  • This is gold, the bonkers world fits the crew so well, can't wait for the next ep!

    @ribbitrose7634@ribbitrose76348 ай бұрын
  • 49:44 this is when we can see the life trying leave Tom's eyes because of the fumble.

    @wadwiswell@wadwiswell4 күн бұрын
  • +4 hours of content uploaded in one day + the episode on toms original channel. Praise Sigmar

    @RidderRust@RidderRust8 ай бұрын
  • "Why does spiced wine come in a bottle" "Because his wife died"

    @_fedmar_@_fedmar_2 ай бұрын
  • Congratulations - "Jingly John" is now worse than "shark doo doo doo doo"

    @TadhghR@TadhghR8 ай бұрын
  • Really exited to see mark as a player rather than a DM for once, must be refreshing for him. So far tho, amazing characters

    @BigCMiner@BigCMiner8 ай бұрын
  • The only actual play I’ve watched through (over and over again) was Yogsquest 4, a Star Wars EOTE campaign run by Tom, I was so excited when I saw this man’s face at the head of the table! Also Simon is endlessly funny, I’m so excited to watch this campaign

    @zaboomba6635@zaboomba66353 ай бұрын
  • Lydia's line at 26:01 was so good. "I have 197 silver. Well actually, _you_ owe my 197 silver and I really need it right now" Its so good, I gotta use that in obe of my games one day.

    @rocketforthree4479@rocketforthree44798 ай бұрын
  • A man in a Ghost shirt playing Mörk Borg. That's two of the best things from Sweden. RPG:s and Metal Music :)

    @danielfalberg1100@danielfalberg11008 күн бұрын
  • Oh man the cast choice for this series is fantastic. All people I love, and I'm really curious to see how they all do. This is gonna be a lot of fun isn't it!

    @IfItsNotFun@IfItsNotFun8 ай бұрын
  • I've found my heaven

    @Nillerus@Nillerus8 ай бұрын
  • I really love how everyone really just throws into this all the way, and has fun with it. The table banter and the plays have been great so far.

    @Blisterdude123@Blisterdude1238 ай бұрын
  • I thought the Cthulhu sessions were gold but this has managed to take it up another notch. Between this and the Games Night revival what a time to be alive!

    @flip878@flip8788 ай бұрын
  • I rewatch yogsquest probably every 6months knowing there's going to be a pipeline makes my year

    @charlesh4463@charlesh44638 ай бұрын
  • Suggestion: Dolmenwood (it's amazing) (Simon as a Grimalkin would be fantastic) AND / OR Stygian Library OR Gardens of Ynn using 'OSE' AND / OR Deep Carbon Observatory You'll love em!

    @ollieknoxx@ollieknoxx8 ай бұрын
  • This is the most fun I have had watching an online TTRPG. Such great interaction and no five minutes deciding what to do with a bonus action. :D

    @connors7078@connors70782 ай бұрын
  • Having all of the disintegrator in one go has already spoiled me. I've always loved the yogs in TTRPGs, and need mooooooore! This channel must be such high effort so super well done and masses of appreciation to everyone involed

    @SoundsOfTheWildYT@SoundsOfTheWildYT8 ай бұрын
  • The voice combined with the dead eyed stare Ravs does for Cardinal Kettle will haunt my dreams, probably my favorite character in this despite how little he talks

    @pialamode@pialamode8 ай бұрын
  • I've found myself doing the 'Jingly John' voice as my default mocking/spoof voice now, thanks Tom. Thom.

    @RoboPrimeGames@RoboPrimeGames6 ай бұрын
  • OMG that was the funniest series of misadventures I've ever had the pleasure to lend an ear to. My bladder was less pleased as it tried desperately to contain itself. Cheers.

    @arcubal@arcubal6 ай бұрын
  • Lovely, just lovely. Nothing beats the madness of a full table of yogs. :)

    @TheSmilingCynic@TheSmilingCynic8 ай бұрын
  • That Tom character sheet future sight was genuinely impressive.

    @Skybreaker1337@Skybreaker13378 ай бұрын
  • Holy shit you're actually playing OSR rpgs!? This is a sight to behold. I'm beyond excited.

    @bensdecoypoondummy1189@bensdecoypoondummy11898 ай бұрын
  • Simon's voices have me rolling good god

    @P108A@P108A8 ай бұрын
  • Omg, this is the funniest scenario I've seen in my life... I can't believe this isn't pre-written comedy!

    @catsby707@catsby7073 ай бұрын
  • Tom has got to be a sound engineer's worst nightmare.

    @lnfreeman@lnfreeman4 ай бұрын
  • I used to be salty that games night pivoted to wargaming but now we have mystery quest who cares!

    @jesseparker8878@jesseparker88788 ай бұрын
  • After the bomb incident leading to Colin the Duck having a pre-written character sheet, I will never underestimate Tom's near-precognitive levels of preparedness for RPG shenanigans.

    @PierceArner@PierceArner8 ай бұрын
  • Heard Tom geek out about MORK BORG on a stream once, couldn't be happier to have seen this video title, this is gonna be awesome!

    @giancarlogarguillo5038@giancarlogarguillo50388 ай бұрын
  • Ah excellent mork Borg, great system

    @murphy7801@murphy78018 ай бұрын
  • You know it will be a great game wen it takes about 6 mins to get thur the chaos of saying ur characters So hyped

    @lycanleader1453@lycanleader14538 ай бұрын
  • The instant roaring of flames kicking in when Tom decides that "yeah, it's all on fire now too" was gold

    @tristinknapp1112@tristinknapp11128 ай бұрын
  • I've already binged all the content, and now the empty hole in my chest eagerly awaits the next upload with a deep-set hunger.

    @RidderRust@RidderRust8 ай бұрын
  • "I hope you get excrement in your eye hole" Will live in my head rent free forever

    @gingeedome9812@gingeedome98127 ай бұрын
  • "it was perfect everything down to the last minute details"

    @overtime837over3@overtime837over38 ай бұрын
  • You always got that one guy who cant roll with the group

    @jayteepodcast@jayteepodcast7 ай бұрын
  • My favorite part of this video is when it came out a day after the channel came out

    @Tehficus2@Tehficus28 ай бұрын
  • You guys absolutely demolished this, good to see some Mörk Borg love out here!

    @ProfessionalRageBaiterLOL@ProfessionalRageBaiterLOL2 ай бұрын
  • That bomb blunder fucking killed me man. Great ab workout.

    @Cybetrexs@Cybetrexs8 ай бұрын
  • tom covering his face after the fumble and learning how much damage a bomb does is a feeling every GM has experienced at least once

    @Zombiesfromjupiter@Zombiesfromjupiter2 ай бұрын
  • Just had the tought at 41 mins that the religious Ravs dipped into sewer water with an open wound from ducky taking out his eyes

    @caldx5067@caldx50677 ай бұрын
  • Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you “The Swedish Death Metal of RPGs.” 😂😂😂

    @hondawilky@hondawilky3 ай бұрын
  • Howled with laughter the entire time. Can't wait for the next episode🤣

    @notaproblemmm@notaproblemmm8 ай бұрын
  • Holy shit Holy shit this is going to be so fecking good. *This is a comment, for the Angorythm*

    @DEthan-@DEthan-8 ай бұрын
  • Just gosh darn incredible, had me burstin' out laughing like how Bungus bungled and burst from the bomb

    @orrhousecreative@orrhousecreative5 ай бұрын
  • This was the most chaotic thing I’ve ever seen and I loved every second of it.

    @DisguisedAsHuman@DisguisedAsHuman3 ай бұрын
  • This is the most I've laughed in a long time. Great stuff Tom :)

    @Seeley260989@Seeley2609898 ай бұрын
  • Holy hell, that nat 1 and then the Collin the Duck intro. Most hilarious thing I've seen in awhile.

    @Alino-@Alino-8 ай бұрын
  • More Mork Borg please! Best TTRPG I’ve played in years

    @Gramcraft@Gramcraft8 ай бұрын
  • Really enjoyed this and actually laughed out loud! Keep up the good work 👏

    @LeonieJMerry@LeonieJMerry8 ай бұрын
  • The one time I played the game, I bit the old, blind man that kept licking the eyeballs in his hand and "worked" for the countess, to death with the creator of the oneshot as our dm

    @droopybg@droopybg8 ай бұрын
  • "Mörk Borg" is "Dark Castle" in Swedish BTW.

    @Rouwen87@Rouwen878 ай бұрын
  • fantastic episode 1

    @nilizop@nilizop8 ай бұрын
  • So the odd thing is, that there is a cardinal duck, but there is also a cardinal bird, so they were all right.

    @CoreyKaha@CoreyKaha8 ай бұрын
  • This was fantastic, I'm so glad ya'll roll with the punches so well, in the spirit of the game for sure is the way to go. I'm excited for the next run in MÖRK BORG

    @NathanLazyBear@NathanLazyBear8 ай бұрын
  • Love this so far, one of my new favourite channels 😂😂😂😂😂 All of these characters are hilarious.

    @joshuawood9224@joshuawood92248 ай бұрын
  • Rip in piece, Crunky Bungus.

    @nicksteele9436@nicksteele94368 ай бұрын
  • I laughed so incredibly hard watching this. Thank you so much. I don't think I'll ever get economically conjoined twins out of my mind.

    @harringtonmartin@harringtonmartin8 ай бұрын
  • This is amazing. I never knew that this channel is what was missing from my life until I watched this episode. Please never stop making these. Tom you're such an amazing DM and anything with Simon turns to absolute gold, paired with Ravs, Big Lyds and Hulmes just makes this such a good group for an adventure.

    @mastersKaaP@mastersKaaP8 ай бұрын
  • This is quickly becoming my favorite channel ever Tom, thank you!

    @kevinschaenzel4151@kevinschaenzel41518 ай бұрын
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