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"I am a grown ass man, too old to watch a kids cartoon about Sonic" *5 seconds later* "I just re watched all of Sonic underground..."
Swagblabgaming EXACTLY
Swagblabgaming Took the words right off my keyboard
lol I was about to comment bout that
And then: "I enjoy The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog"
No way. Sonic the Hedgehog is better
"I have no time watching sonic cartoons for kids, I'm a grown ass man." next line: "So, I did a complete rewatch of sonic underground..."
Fehling1 ^^^^^ THIIIIIIIIIIISSS!!!! lol
Fehling1 childhood, mi amigo
TheMexicanTerminator 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like Lego sonic
Fehling1 that had to be intentional lol
R.I.P the "Fuck you" comment, even though it has left us physically, it will forever live in our hearts
rip fuck you comment we will miss you 😔
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I knew something felt.. missing
When I was young I used to shoplift, until one day while stealing a bag of Cheetos, I heard a loud “HOLD IT” and I looked behind me and saw none other than Sonic the Hedgehog, he gave me a long lecture on shoplifting and how it isn’t a victimless crime. I now work a modest financial planner job and make about 13,456 a month
Thank sonic for changing your life
I want to see this turned into a comic.
Sonic the hedgehog has made you successful in life you should thank him
That's not modest, that's real good. Thanks, Sonic!
The fact people are still commenting on this, responding to children’s comments, and still saying “Fuck you” hoping to be pinned is absolutely amazing to me.
Fuck you
Why didn’t I get pinned
@@BigBoy257 🤔
@@stanbrule9357 ok
I love how people are taking this top ten incredibly seriously when none of Cybershell's content is serious
10. Sonic The Hedgehog 9. Sonic The Hedgehog 8. Sonic The Hedgehog 7. Sonic The Hedgehog 6. Sonic The Hedgehog 5. Sonic The Robot 4. Sonic The Plumber 3. Sonic The Hedgehog 2. Sonic The Human 1. Sonic The Balloon
Sonic the hedgehog the Best!
0. Sonreg Hedgeffley
-1. Rowails Jefferprower
Sonic the Icecream with the fucked up gumball eyes
you forgot sanic
11:55 “but unfortunately did not hit anyone” that gets me every time 😂😂
Honestly the Sonic Says segments were actually really smart since he was so popular at the time, and I bet they were actually very helpful
Especially for really young kids. I mean, cmon! THE Sonic The Hedgehog is telling YOU to not do something? Of course you're gonna listen to him!
@@pkfiremain710 I’d shit my pants if I got to talk to sonic the hedgehog himself.
I'm still confused on why the fuck children would go in dryers for fun.
@@ClevelandBwastaken bro i drank a detergent when i was a kid. its because i was dumb like other kids
@@beansaresodelicious I ate my crap when I was little, we're all stupid
As a Mario Fan, I can confirm that constantly being #2 is an endless source of torment.
@Nintenboi I hope your talking about Luigi and not saying Sonic is better then Mario
@weirdo on the internet people are still stanning waluigi in 2020?
@weirdo on the internet He's clearly #2. Luigi is #1. This is just well documented Waluigi canon, a real Waluigi fan would know that.
@@MarioSonicBee •o• how dare
The alternate universe in which Sega defeats Nintendo in the console wars would be something that I will like to experience
My favorite Sonic is the one that goes missing for 9 years.
Same bro
Thats sonic forces
Nubian Alchemist no that was 6 months
Yeah but still
Metal
Sonic: if someone touches you in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable then get outta there *Next day* Sonic balloon assaults a child!
What the hell
ratio
@@msswissmiss this ain't tiktok
After doing a frame by frame analysis, I can, with authority, state that, in Sonic Undergrounds opening, Sonia was given breast sway physics.
This is wrong i watched and youre wrong
@@macbat1826did you do a frame by frame analysis?
Fun fact: Nintendo actually went bankrupt and left the video console market. But they keep making video games about our beloved plumber. Sadly, many games of the franchise were subpar like Mario 06 or Mario R, but the new Mario Manic is great. Thanks Christian Blackhead!
Don't you mean Athiest Blackhead?
TheDarkFlame857 Yes, sorry about that mistake. Thanks!
No problem. We all make mistakes in life. Kind of like my parents for not wearing a condom.
Diego Gomez you guys deserve awards
TheDarkFlame857 More like Muslim Blackhead.
Sonic has physically injured two real-life people. Has Mario ever done that? Didn't think so.
Still better than that fatty
Mario has injured millions of turtles tho
@@borger4505 They're fake turtles, doesn't count Unless Nintendo's been up to some dirty business I don't know about
@@NIntender684 even if they weren't actual turtles they still were a part of a society
@@borger4505 I meant "real" as in "existing in the real world." Those people Sonic injured were actual real life people
"There sure have been a lot of Virgins of Sonic over the years". Yes there have.
I will be one of the 72 virgins waiting for Sonic in Heaven
Real.
My sister was absolutely obsessed with Sonic Underground in 2012-ish. Mostly because of the unironically kickass theme song but other than that I have no idea what gravitated her towards it since she's never interacted with the sonic franchise before or since!
Personally, Sonic The Hedgehog is ten times better than Sonic The Hedgehog.
PJepicYT I agree
Tbh sonic the hedgehog is overrated sonic the hedgehog is way better
@@tony-dj6im have you gone insane? Don't you remember Sonic the Hedgehog?
@@msm4336 wdym
@Donny Prod. Bruh their the same person. -Don't whoosh me this comment was a joke-
Today I learnt that Sonic 06 is actually the best game ever made, because it gave us Sonicman. I also learnt not to climb in the washing machine.
Me too buddy, me too
I've learned that sonic poisoned robots
I learned that I have to call the policemen when someone touches my body, and I learned that Sonic injured a kid and a policeman
@@fabianugalde3789 so he touched a child?
Man, if only I had watched this video 2 months ago...
I truly think this is one of Cybershell’s best videos. The jokes are just hilarious, and it’s unfortunate so many people in these comments couldn’t grasp the humor. Edit: I just realized that of all songs they decided to play at the parade/news, they chose to play Sonic Spinball’s theme some reason. I honestly like it though!
Sonic Spinball was the game SEGA of America was promoting that holiday season.
Look, if Sonic 06 has to be created just so Sonicman could exist, I believe Sonic 06's existence is totally justified
i feel like Mario was trying to cash into sonic's fame in the 90's
Ya, how could anyone still be a fan of Mario when he’s past his prime
*Pulls away Odyssey and Galaxy and Sunshine.*
Too bad they had that rough streak... Mario Is Missing, Mario's Time Machine, even Mario Teaches Typing... kinda sucked to be a Mario fan at the time.
@@AdmiralColdhead crash is still a better remake ngl
Shiro ???
"I just don't have time to watch a cartoon show about Sonic for kids, I'm a grown-ass man." 10 seconds later "So I just did a full rewatch of Sonic Underground."
We'll never truly figure out if that was actually a joke or not.
thedanman that profile is perfect
That's the joke.
TheDanMan31 press f to pay respect to grown ass man dude
Woooosh
In college I met a guy who drunkenly told me that when he was a kid, he thought the game was called “Son of the Headshop” and asked his dad for it for Christmas. His dad just gave him a wtf face.
11:15 breaking news, sonic fucking dies
“He’s faster than the speed of sound that’s why they call him sonic 3D blast”
How do you do, fellow kids?
Yaaaaaaaas
Keith Itreal he’s faster than speed of light which the fastest in the universe
When I heard this, I was laughing like crazy. The lady went on to give him the title of the game instead of his actual names, which shows she had no clue as to what she was talking about lol!!!!
Classic Sonic Short legs Sonic Adventure Sonic Normal legs Modern Sonic Long legs Boom Sonic Extremely long legs Future Sonic Legs are 2x bigger than torso and head combined
Sawyer C sonic in 2078:He's a giraffe
2991:he’s the record holder for longest stripping pole in existence
future sonic = phase 4 2d?
I also have Mania Transendence
Sonic Adventure Sonic Having a problem with speaking and needs alot of help to his face
Personally I feel Dreamcast sonic is his own thing from a gameplay aspect, voice acting, tone and most of all, the writing and appearance.
And you’re welcome to feel that. But you’re wrong.
Sonic man is still the second best Sonic in my eyes
Number 2 jeez that's pretty low
Blue Bunny Sonic Popsicle is best Sonic.
This is 100% scientifically accurate and confirmed.
Plus, your profile picture is the Sonic popsicle
Your god damn right
IKR has
No. 1 is def Sonic the Hedgehog. He can run at sound speed, take out enemies in a flash and best of all he's blue coloured and knows how to handle the females.
Who do you think you are, Guptill89?
R/wooosh
@@metallicmadman7182 ?
Top ten hottest female sonic characters
And he doesn't afraid of anything
"He's faster than the speed of light, that's why they call him Sonic® 3D Blast™!"
I'm pretty sure all those Sonic ballons were just trying to activate the checkpoint of the level. No one told them real Lamp posts don't spin around, change color, save your progress, and open up bonus stages.
POV: You’re in the comments, looking for mini-rants made by unaware kids.
yup
I guess?
you don't have to look, just sort by new
POV:You saw a comment that literally said what you were doing
waht hte fcuk si gwron twih oyu mraio si tinnento ont geas uyo ufckgin didot
I love how The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Sonic calls kids who gets in washing machines stupid
Yeah, as if it wasn't obvious enough
mario is not realted to sonic
Joel Perez why are you saying this on this comment
Well he's not wrong tho
Maurizzio Bravi sure, cause both arent jumpn run and sonics totally not based on yuji naka (100% written wrong) playing 1-1 From Mario Bros
The amount of layers to that Mario joke would make even Shrek proud
I mostly agree with your opinions, but I think Sonic the Hedgehog is better than the Sonic the Hedgehog on your list.
TheWizardDisco I mostly thought your comment was funny, until I realized you stole it
TheWizardDisco no!!! stupid! sonic the hedgehog is WWWAAAAYYYY better then sonic the hedgehog!!!
TheWizardDisco iii
TheWizardDisco *no.10 Sonic The Hedgehog* *no.9 Sonic the hedgehog* *no.the rest of the video SONIC THE HEDGEHOOOOOG* ok I got it wrong, sue me actually, dont sue me
TheWizardDisco 一
Gaming legends: Sonic Pikachu Angry Bird Eruptor (from Skylanders)
Nah those are the best sonic characters
Mario, Kirby, Link
Ehh sonic And Sans
and mario and mario ans mario and mario
And Steve ( from minecraft)
The way he says, “Number (number), Sonic the Hedgehog” is really funny.
imagine unironically taking this seriously
Can't relate
The funny part is how hardly any of the kids know what sarcasm is.
Sad!
Will everyone just stop I knew he was being sarcastic!
@@Chiyevo no you shall pay for your sins do not lie
I was one of them :( but don’t even try finding it i deleted it
I know what it is ummm it’s when when you don’t actually mean what you say and you say in a funny way I don’t Kew
*T H A T S N O G O O D*
Sonic &tails I scrolled at the right time
*F I R S T Y O U S A Y **_N O_*
*T H E N Y O U G O T T A G E T O U T T A T H E R E*
*S O M E I G N O R A N T K I D*
*G I V E. M E. S O M E. O F. T H A T. B O O Z E.*
“You know kids love ol’ sonic because he’s the coolest and hippest thing around” He really is
The pinned "fuck you" comment is gone :(
Damn, that sucks. I guess he deleted the comment.
F
R.i.p
Reading comments from angry 10 year old sonic fans is hilarious.
Same.
Yeah they are little shits
Friendly Mario fan 74 but you were being the same thing you hate
@@SrHiroo Good point. He doesn't even know what's going on.
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3 years later and waiting for the disecting of sonic underground
theres a chance you may not have to wait any longer
Just Stop did it already but yeah Cyber should keep his promise
@Oshabot 16 ur everywhere
Sonic told me it was bad if somebody touches me in a place i dont feel comfortable and told me to run away, however i've been running away from everybody to the point nobody can even touch me.
Epok 🥶
YOU DARE PUT SU AT 9!!!! I'M TELLING TAMERS12345 & UNCLE CHUCK!!!
you mean your dead friends buried 6 feet underground
Did you say unfortunately nobody was hurt? That's fucking hilarious
You know acab and all that
😂 😂 😂 😂
That's a very neccessary thing to say when playing happy wheels
@@julienmiller4180 LUHMAYO!!!!!!!!!!!
Fun fact about Sonic Underground: the animators originally wanted to give Sonic four fingers, but Sega demanded that he have five in order to avoid the implication that Sonic is a disgraced member of the yakuza. (Fun fact number 2: this also happened with the Japanese release of Bob The Builder.)
Da fuck
It's just a standard thing in Japanese animation. It's not about Sonic specifically.
same thing for SatAM
@@Narutass43 Happened to poor old Abe in Oddworld: Abe's Odyssee too, except he lost a finger.
I've seen and heard that crash bandicoot is usually known for different number of fingers based on regoin too.
The area 51 raid would've succeeded if Sonicman showed up.
Imagine waking up in the morning and seeing a giant fucking sonic go past your window as you stumble to the ground in horror.
Cybershell is gone because he's reading the rest of the Sonic Archie Comics.
No he came back but he spent 2 years studying chao
The pharo has returned!
When he said "sonic the hedgehog" I felt that.
Ya mean sonic 06
Wait when i missed that part
No you didn't
@@timbertam7668 who are you
@Oshabot 16 all i am all of me
I like how the commentators are just saying how hot and handsome the balloon is. Its kinda weird but I won't kink shame
Nobody is talking about how this is about to be overtaken by "Operation Soda Steal" as Cyber's most viewed video lmao
Sonic 3D BLAST
Why is it so popular?
Sonic 3D Blast is the best Sonic
TheLonelyGoomba hey i didnt expect to see you around here. you are a goomba after all. also i love your videos
I personally like sonic 3D Blast
If your like this profanely luangaged goomba your a husband dice of crap
in your opinion in my opinion its Sonic 3 & Knuckles
YES IT IS
When he said “fuck you” I felt it.
It's gone
Did u miss sonic exe
11:26 It wasn't until today that i realized the genius and thought that must have been out into this Sonic balloon. I dont know if Sonic was already done in 3D by this point (probably not), but Sonic is always portrayed doing a side smile, so how do we make it look like he's always smiling and not some mouthless abomination? Put it on both sides with a gap in the middle and it looks like he's smiling from every direction!!!!
stay away from liquor kids. stick to beer.
Nah cocaine and meth are better
Nahh I prefer sonic over sonic, sonic has this charm that sonic doesn't have. Plus, sonic is shorter than sonic, which I like. Sonic for the win!
i figured out that the sonic you prefer is classic sonic
@Nelo Bills i know it's a joke and i have figured out one of the sonics the joke is that the list is about sonic and thus there is an inability to differintiate which sonic is which, that leads to laughter of the fellow reader also i don't know what the second sonic is
sonic and sonic (2)
While I mostly agree, my personal favourite sonic is sonic because he just feels more “sonic” than sonic does. Sonic is good, don’t get me wrong, but I just think sonic is better overall.
@@SQUIZZLER24 yeah I get where you are coming from, but sonic pales in comparison to sonic, the superior character. Then again sonic is pretty cool too
11:23 That guy in the background of the audio, I just noticed him. "Aw, shit"
Lol
Lmbo
Wuddup
Lel
8:53 it's so funny cause he says it so calmly XD!
Came from the reading angry comments video
If someone jumps in a dryer, I think its just natural selection by that point.
Who would be stupid enough to climb into a dryer?
*Lancer Fan Girls*
@@melissacooper4282 Four year old me.
It's smart to climb in a dryer; you're really comfortable!
Lol yeah
Where is the Top Ten Sonic's bonus video? It's been like 2 years.
Wheres the off button on this stickman
Mario had a rough transition to 3D. Pol
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You know, it takes a lot of bravery to do the shit cyber does, thats how he's a real mf, and his jokes are ment to be jokes, just to the new people who downloaded youtube
Hearing Sonic talking about Drug's feels like seeing Peter Hermann holding crack.
*Peter hermann*
@@stanbrule9357 *Peter’s Entertaining Abode*
"this is crack"
Close enough lmao
PEETAH
Why the fuck wasn't Sonic on this list?
Because Sonic clearly outways him! god your so ignorant!
wheres that damn fourth chaos emerald
Meowthmere Find the computer room!
Spacell *_oH nO_*
I wish cyber added Sonic in this list.....
7:50 I love how he is trying to keep himself from laughing
@hate-to-hate ye
No ones talking about how the pinned comment has over the max limit of replies...
because the comment had over 500 replies before the limit was added
can’t believe sonic died to a lamp post
Me he rested is pepperoni. He is no longer a stone, luigi
You forgot the Blue Bunny Sonic popsicle!
sonic suggests is the best sonic game
It sure is
Or lego sonic!!
That's number 500
With the bubble gum eyeballs
Sonic has been a sigma male after he hurt a child and a police officer
Sonic has alpha grindset 🐺 what a god
@@AlexGonzalez-sq8bu *Sigma
@@Ducky27_ ligma
Sonic boom is actually a good show. Knuckles and Amy got pretty fresh new character in the boom franchise and its very enjoyable
Cybershell learned the hard way that putting "Top 10" and "Sonic" in your video title will make you get a bunch of views from little kids.
I've discovered that confusing and infuriating children all over the world is my true passion in life.
lmao
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
All that's left is Tails Abuse videos.
I find it funny that his most popular video is basically just him making fun of one of the most popular categories of videos on KZhead. Even better is that the comment section is full of people who don't get satire. Reminds me of a certain Duracell video, except people actually got that joke.
2:21 Why is knuckles size changing
Yeah knuckles is supposed to be taller than sonic and speaking of sonic his eyes in that part was blue
@@deadlystorm8503 those were the effects of the lights and stuff
@@timelink-dk6ft ok thx
“Stay away from lic kids”
Who wants to play *Messenger*
"stay away from liquor kids!" *glances at my half empty bottle of CM* ...i failed you erkel
"i dont have enough time to watch a show about sonic, im a grown ass man" *5 seconds later* "So i just rewatched all of sonic underground"
Sonic: My middle name is danger Knuckles: I thought it was The
Niko Forsyth i remember it XD
I almost replied with "the what?"
OminousWave Sonic the hedgehog. The is his middle name.
Niko Forsyth This is why everything is a joke
DaGamerPikachu Playz You are a joke! XD
How dare you not include sonic ice cream
More Like Top 11 Sonics
Ibknow
Kro ice cream sonic is amazing! Sure his eyes were placed in his ears, but i dont mind it!
Kro NANI
The Sonic ice cream would fit in Mario's place on the list.
the mario got me laughing
Rest in peace fluck you comment.
Of course Sonic balloons kept getting caught on lampposts. He's gotta get those checkpoints!
Oh look, a stupid Mario fan making an unfunny comment on a Sonic vid, cute.:)
Oh look a person who's needlessly rude for no discernible reason how cute.:)
@@bloodspittingspartan5002 yoshi pfp
@@kraken6061 oh look, "everyone I ever met."
T H A T S N O G O O D.
*its no use*
Doog On S'taht
XD
By number 6: one of two sentences have popped into your head. "He's trying not to laugh with every 'Sonic The Hedgehog.'" "He's using the same voice clip."
Isaac O'neill just wrote a history
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Cybershell uses "Joke" against "9 yr old kids" It's super effective!
CHRISTOPHER RIEVES my comment is cringey
"...then again I guess all hedgehogs are punk." -Based news reporter, 19-something
i can't believe sonic said acab all the way back in the 90's
20 ft massive hog
I still love looking in the comments to see salty kids or sonic underground fans
where IS that sonic balloon now.
cremated
These comments are the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. Half of them are from people who have been watching Cybershell's videos from the start, and half of them are from dumb kids who were literally born after the original let's plays were uploaded and don't get the joke.
Sonic Boom was shockingly good considering how it came from a universaly panned game, the jokes are actually pretty good and the fact it pokes fun of the series in general and makes fun of the fans that's pretty funny
As goofy as Sonic Boom was the jokes were pretty funny most of the time.
The show was created before the game
@@rouge939 right but wasn't the game released first?
Sonic says if your bored punch a orphan what will they do tell their fucking parent's
How could he speak if he’s dead?
1:34 In many ways this is one of the most confusing and deeply disturbing pictures to come out of sonic Like, how
my favorite sonic is probably sonic the hedgehog
Nah, mine is Sonic the hedgehog.
Versus YT i know right but ill stick with sonic the hedgehog (im going to sub you)
Well...Sonic the hedgehog is cool, but you have to admit, Sonic the hedgehog is much better. (Also thanks, do ya want me to sub back?)
Versus YT (if you want) and sonic the hedgehog waaay better
Brendan Greene but but sonic the hedgehog is the best one
"Every year some IGNORANT kid takes a ride in a clothes dryer" o boy, i wonder who that kid could be.
An "edgy" Minecraft kid
Subb Tbh I have been in a dryer one time lol.
me too.
I did it once as a kid. Not for very long, since it was at home and not at one of those washing machine dryer places.
Back when I was a small child we used to go to a laundromat. I actually had a few times in which I went inside a washing machine and closed the door. A coincidence: I used to take my Sonic the Hedgehog action figure with me
imagine thinking mario was beating sonic by a landslide. Then Forces came out and blew odyssey out the water. Mario shouldnt even have been top 5 sonics
#sonicconfirmedbetterthanmario
11:09 Sonic wanted to reach the checkpoint but forgot he was a balloon, basically?
Seems like it