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As a teenage girl with a younger brother, I'd like to thank the looksmaxxing community for encouraging my younger brother to mew. Facial results or not, he talks less.
LMAO
Funniest teenager I've seen in a while
HELP
alright you won
Kurtis supports Colleen ballinger I have the leaked dms ( on channel real)
“let’s be honest no straight women are watching my videos” LMAOOO 😭😭😭😭
that acknowledgement made me smile so much what the fuck
i don't get it
Clear glasses lesbian checking in
What are we an outlier here?? Am I not the target audience??
Queer women love their Kurt
Looksmaxing is just the boy version of subliminals
Thats actually the truest thing ive ever heard anyone say about the looksmaxxing trend so far
Pol yes
Difference is that some looksmaxxing stuff actually works
@@Snussmumrikenreal
@@Snussmumriken no it fucking doesnt you're just delusional😭😭
“Dudes turn anything into an online course.” SO REAL
You wont get a girlfriend by making your jaw sharp, you get a girlfriend by building a nest of grass and dandelions for an injured bumblebee while your crush is watching.
Correct!
THIS IN BREAKING NEWS Kurtis said he supports Colleen ballinger and doesn't care if he gets cancelled 😮
real
I’ve never read something so accurate. Gentle when gentleness needed. Tough only when needed. Basically be a dynamic and emotionally adaptive person and you will get a girlfriend when the right person connects with you lol
im not even joking if I saw a man do this i would probably get a crush on him I'm very simple
Kurtis knowing his target audience of bisexual and lesbian women is so real
Me a bisexual woman reading this comment 😭😭
Me a straight woman: 👁👄👁
hey hey that's not true!!! some of us are nonbinary.
Kurtis has serious bi wife energy
Lmao called out
the acknowledgment of kurtis’ sapphic fanbase 🙏
I love mogging! When I go to the Mogwin Family Mausoleum and Mog says "It's Mogging time!", I get absolutely Mogged!
I see you're a fellow tarnished
Does that have something to do with dirty butt sex? Oh wait nevermind I think that's mudding😂
I’ve also wanted to see the Lord of Blood’s routine 😍
Strong jaws, mewing, hunter eyes. Nobody is going to convince me these guys aren't just hardcore furries trying to turn into irl panthers.
Underrated comment
I am. Panthers don't meow, they roar. They're trying to turn into kitty cats, actually! 🤓
"sorry white people, thats not your 'spirit animal', thats your fursona"
THIS IN BREAKING NEWS Kurtis said he supports Colleen ballinger and doesn't care if he gets cancelled 😮
Hello
Kurtis' body literally rejecting looksmaxxing by making him nauseous so often is probably a sign that it's bad, right?
*kurtis
@@sara-jb8cw oh damn, I can't believe I didn't catch that! Thanks
@@seanbell69 im so curious about how you misspelt it before the edit
@@AnaOhKayfr
@@seanbell69we need to know how you misspelled it before the edit
The "after" photo in the thumbnail looks like a yassified Wierd Al Yankovic.
More yassified than he already is??
i swear 4chan incel vocab is the funniest thing ever.
I agree, 26th President of the United States Theodore Roosevelt.
Self hate is a massive industry Edit: tread carefully in these replies...
absolutely
There has to be a healthy balance in self care and self-improvement.
To be honest, I don't see the problem with maxxing trends. It's self-improvement.
self improvement is one thing, but this is basically patriarchal male gaze... its men that are caught up in it, they don't all have to look the same to be handsome or desirable.
@@katet8639 it doesn't even work that well but there's so many products being sold for looksmaxxing, it's marketing off of people's insecurities
“Looksmaxing” exists bc men discovered skincare and face massages but were scared of looking gay if then did any of it so they just gave it all new names lmao
Can’t wait ‘til they start contouring
No offense some of these people seem like they got real issues or disorders calling them insecure is messed up
They are definitely insecure
didnt it start as an incel thing???? thats the only time ive heard the term EDIT: ok i posted this at the start of the video lmao oops
@@MusicSid-lk2vzyou can have disorders and be insecure at the same time?
Back in MY day, looksmaxxing was called "body dysmorphia" and "low self-esteem"
Your biggest changes were in skin texture and slightly less inflammation in your cheeks and inner eye areas. That's probably almost 100% due to the gua sha. Regular massage has been proven to reduce swelling and edema.
Kurtis ordering the same posture correcting device that almost made Drew lose his mind with all the beeping is hilarious
i thought that was the same thing drew bought but i wasn’t sure!
do you know which video Drew tried it in? :)
my dad got me that a while ago. never tried it LOL
@@Millie-qn7ijits “no one can stop me from buying weird ads (not even you)”
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
"Looksmaxxing" sounds like an alternative name for whatever that vision healing masterclass was
It sounds like the scientific name for an STI
sounds like if a 10 year old created slang for customizing your roblox character
It’s essentially a Zoolander gag
It sounds kinda dumb
Nah, that masterclass was for sightmaxxing
ok but the gua sha had you glowing
Fr!
tru
i bought a gua sha to massage my face and it does actually work well, but only because it massages the mucus out of your sinuses lol, it doesnt change face shapes it just drains stuff lol
Seeing a increase in people using incel terminology on social media like this really worries me, it's such a horrible and regressive "community", i think we need to make young boys more aware of how to avoid this ideology in order to avoid falling down the rabbit hole of inceldom and the manosphere
Lmao
Shut up man
the looksmaxxing community is gonna lose their minds when they find out about makeup
Oh they have and they think it's basically estrogen based sorcery
@@jjcoola998Kinda behind on the trend considering Emo boys cleaned house by just applying a little eyeliner.
@@jjcoola998love that description tho!! from now on i'm not gonna "do my make up" I will engage in *estrogen based sorcery*
When they find out eyeliner and contacts will immediately give them “hunter eyes” and contour give u cheekbones😱
their community is pretty much saturated with incels, so they wouldn't like makeup anyway lol
Men discovering a basic concept and giving it a tough sounding name to differentiate it from the way women engage with that basic concept is my favorite type of comedy
Underrated take, totally agree.
Kurtis=clown+ fakes his videos for views and never given me credit once
ahahaha AMEN
Yea they go “I’m looks maxing”… you mean taking better care of you’re hygiene and working out? As if that hasn’t been general advice for probably hundreds of years 😂 Edit: (Obviously not the bone smashing part, that’s insane and probably not as common as other “looksmaxing” strats)
How is breaking your jaw and trying to mould your face a basic concept, what do women call it
I love how the goat mouth was in the S tier before the clip because I was so confused, but I'm glad I figured it out lol
I'm autistic and for me chewing gum or ice was always a sensory thing. I tried switching to a jaw exerciser (bc gum gave me GI issues and ice was bad for my teeth) and it made me nauseous every time without fail. You're not the only one, Mr. Conner
We were looksmaxxing BEFORE it was popular!
You should try mastic gum then, it actually helps with certain stomach problems. It’s kinda hard to chew so it also builds your jaw muscles.
as a woman who has had to live up to inconsistent beauty standards for years before i stopped caring, i have never in my life heard women talk about other women the way looksmaxxers talk about attractive men 😭😭😭
SERIOUSLY... Like they're actually crazy
If only this gave these guys some introspection about unrealistic beauty standards but of course not.. I still wish someone would let them know surgeons exist and they don't need to smash their face with a hammer. 😂
the honest truth is men and their looks do not matter, look at jay z…you literally just have to be successful, these type of men are just delusional/in competition with each other.
yup its kinda strange, im guilty of it tho. Got any tips to stop caring?
@@BoomerangatangUbik people are going to shit on you no matter what you do with your looks, so it's better to not care at all. you'll find the right people to support you no matter who you are and what you look like 💕
I'm autistic and stim by chewing on chewelry a lot. Sometimes so much that my jaw hurts. The ultimate looksmaxxing hack: autism
SAME that's exactly what I thought when I saw these "jaw exercisers" become popular
Help i do the chewing thing too 😭
LMAO FR like i use my chew necklace so much the end literally broke off 😭😭
not for me. i play with scabs and all too much when i don't have anything to play with. makes me uglier 😝
Autismmaxxing
hey man, try putting your monitors inline with your eyes, it can help alot. the monitor height and viewing angle and the chair also have alot to do with fatigue while looking at a display for prolonged periods. Did a study on it or something
by just reading the title, i assumed looksmaxxing was like, taking how you already look and your natural features but leaning into them. like maximizing the look you already have, making you the best version of yourself without trying to change yourself to look like someone else. i thought that sounded kinda cool.i was... wrong
"As if straight women are watching my videos. Ladies if you want to get your girlfriend to stop saying dumb shit..." has killed me. I'm dying of laughter
He outed me hahaha
ouch kurtis 😢😂
Kurtis=clown+ fakes his videos for views and never given me credit once
Kurtis=clown+ fakes his videos for views and never given me credit once
*THIS IN* *BREAKING NEWS* Kurtis said he supports Colleen ballinger and doesn't care if he gets cancelled 😮
Who’s gonna call out Kurtis for making us fall into the laughmaxxing and gigglemaxxing pipeline?
fr…i think this video’s gonna make a lot of people likemaxx and subscribemaxx today
new looksmaxxing idea: ballsmashing. it’s like a combo of jelqing and bonesmashing, and it’s exactly what it sounds like.
kurtis got me feetkickmaxxing
it hurts
Personally I was chucklemaxing
During the gua sha part I realized that Kurtis has really good skin! And also gua sha looks relaxing, I might want to try it out
20:45 Actually this video kind of surprised me, because this is almost exactly how my mom would explain runway walking to me. "Imagine an invisible string pulling you from the top of your head. Or pretend you have books balancing on your head." Also when I was younger I was told not to hide my thumbs while talking if I wanted to appear more confident. I tried for a while but it's just so awkward to not hide your thumbs sometimes. Every neutral standing pose other than the 🧍♂hides your thumbs. And the 🧍♂is so awkward. Hey man did you know that if you throw your head all the way back when crab walking you'll look like the ring girl? Now that's ringmaxxing.
Dance teachers love to use the “invisible string” tip also. I heard it for years.
as a former teen girl, it is so sad to see teen boys experiencing such a weird version of the same bodily insecurity that I had to deal with.
36:23 C stands for choke and tho
so u cys can scratch that girls can but guys cant lmao
I love that “former teen girl” either means you are just a current adult woman, or you’re a trans teen/man 😂
its SOOO absurd as a teenage trans guy.... like wow im getting both sides this is mind boggling
as a current teen looksmaxxing isn’t taken seriously it’s a joke that people only do as a joke and it’s more satire
i’ve had a bad week and “just enjoy being an ugly teenager” was weirdly comforting to hear, so thanks kurtis
U good?
Eyy hope you feel better :3
man it's so difficult tho, everyone these days cares too much abt looks
@@m.mhn7535 totally
@@antahaa.3 thank you :)
The conclusion made me emotional you are so right... i mean i struggle to remember how i used to look like in the mirror .. like i see old pictures and it feels unreal, i cant recall looking like that at all and i haven't realised that until now... and after looking at YOUR face for so long i struggling to remember mine. Huh. I hope thats not ... a bad omen :/ uuuh so yeah great video!!! Absolutely went bonkers when you did that mirror thing at the end I'm obsessed w mirror reflection illusions and special effects
When I learned what mewing was I also discovered that I am constantly mewing because I am just never chill and my resting palette is the mewing position😭
SAME
Mewing is actually the normal resting place for the tongue.
Yeah I thought this was normal?? I mean even his dentist recommended it so it seems the most legit of all of them? Maybe not "looksmaxxing" just... Regular. I guess brushing your teeth is the same lol, not "toothmaxxing" or whatever
Glad to see toxic & unrealistic beauty standards have finally arrived in the male hemisphere. Welcome besties!
and it's mostly men pushing those standards onto themselves too 😭
toxic?
@@Gemeiis toxic!
Real ahah
@@GemeiisMaybe its shocking news to you, but obsessing over your jawline so much that you chew gum as hard as a rock, foam balls that activate your gag reflex, use guasha massages in a pretty bad/harsh way, and even obsess about the tongue placement in your mouth, is pretty toxic. It is obsessing over a single part of your face, cause of your insecurities. That tiktokkers and shitty companies try to make profit off of. They eveb made up terms like "skinmaxzing" and "hairmaxxing", just to refuse to use the same normal terms as women, for skin and haircare. It all has to sound like some war against yourself.
This feels like a weird hypermasculine take on basic hygiene, and yet it misses all the important bits and focusses on weird details instead
Oh gods that’s an absolutely perfect description
looks maxxing is pretty much self care. It's really funny to hear people get upset about people wanting to feel and look better.
Like clean girl aesthetic lol
@@liquidlywater3365 not really if its fuelled by hating how one looks, u can want to glow up w/o being forced to mentally since uve conditioned urself into thinking lowly of urself before doing the thing. Which can lead to pipelines and rabbit holes like face reading etc.
@@liquidlywater3365it’s not really self care though is it. It’s little boys comparing themselves to grown men who want to make money and views off of them. Self care would be the want to improve for yourself and not for others, and it wouldn’t be hurting their body image/ how they view themselves. Because at the end of the day most of the people that participate in stuff like this aren’t doing it for themselves, they’re doing it because they care about what other people think way too much.
Bone smashing reminds me of that time where squidward's face got smashed and he became the most handsome alive
If anyone does happen to want to improve their posture while sitting at a computer... gonna wanna have the monitors up a lot higher than where Kurtis has his! Needs to be at least eye level for when you're sitting up straight. When you have to look down at a monitor, it's hard not to slouch. I literally went digging through the back of a supply closet at work to find old regulation handbooks and things to stack under my monitor stands at work. Getting them up to eye level has helped a good bit. I still slouch a bit too much, but less than I used to and not as severe of a slouch.
Kurtis is addicted to trying lifestyles like Drew is addicted to buying useless products and I’m here for it
I think they tried the same posture thingy
And (I think it’s Danny) is obsessed with buying scammy subscriptions
And Danny is obsessed with faking everything 😣
@@nea27 what do u mean??
@@nea27 Danny Gorgonzola confirmed as not a real man
The funniest thing about all this is that men had to make up a word that sounds manly for what is essentially self care with extra steps, so that their masculinity isn't threatened
Self care but actually remove all the things that work and insert weird insecurities.
"looksmaxxing" is literally a glow up. ig they had to come up with the most ridiculous sounding words to avoid repeating anything said by women at all costs
@@areeba7045 no, looksmaxxing is a play on every type of maxxing, like debtmaxxing. Its popular terminology on chan sites. The term is from the looksmaxxing fourm.
@@areeba7045 If I'm not mistaken I'm pretty sure "looksmaxxing" was started by incels so that makes sense... They should lookforajob instead
im a dude and this is so true😂
A skyrim reference directly into an mcr reference? Kurtis I love yoy
This one had me cry--laughing. Then you say "the next day, I had one, final product to test out" and then youtube cut in with an ad for the Mr. Clean Eraser, which was at first confusing, then hilarious.
I love how they calling it “looksmaxing” so it sounds masculine, but what they do is mostly beauty
I think you you've struck gold here. Someone need to open LOOKSMAXING shop (which is a just a beauty salon for men).
its just peacocking
It just dorky and pathetic tbh considering it originated in the incel community
@@THEILLUSTRATEDPHcan’t comment on this, I’m mewing
@garbage7238 thanks 🧏♂️🤫
I love that Kurtis is so self aware about the fact that nobody in his audience is a straight woman
we are all queers.
@@jakejakelawn Too true
Kurtis is like, an honourary lesbian to me.
he's so lesbian coded /j
@@flippanties Kurtis is an honourary lesbian to all of us
the scream i scrumpt when I'm Not Okay started playing AAAAAA
kurtis' goat face is genuinely the funniest thing i have ever seen i think
I love when I see guys saying “skincaremaxxing, shavemaxxing, hairmaxxing, sleepmaxxing” as if the beauty and wellness girlies haven’t been doing that forever!
one of the advices ive heared from lookmaxers is to ask woman for advice because they have been doing it longer than us haha
and then critisize us when we want to do something for ourselves and not for the male attention or gaze
the MORPHMAXXING PALETTE 🥶💪 and its just jaw contour
Not even that beauty and wellness people have been doing it, 3 out of 4 of those things are just regular upkeep to your appearance and health. Like “omg guys I started sleepmaxxing by getting more than 5 hours of sleep and I feel so much better!”
shavemaxxing honestly got me confused 😭 like did my guy leave uneven patches of hair before that???
I almost lost my brother to looksmaxxing. He’s not even graduated from highschool yet. No matter how often we tell him he looks great and girls ask him out he still thinks he’s not good enough, and I will never forgive that community for that.
Man I'm so sorry.. it must be hard to be helpless in front of your brother doing this to himself. I mean there is nothing wrong with wanting to care about the way you look but doing it out of self hate? It's so sad and hurtful. These kinds of communities are infernal and sadly the world is so focused on looks these days it's hard to get out of them. I hope your brother can find the confidence in himself to stop looking at this kind of content* and I'm glad he has you around to help him
There’s gonna be shit everywhere that tells you you’re not good enough. If it isn’t this community, it’s something else. He just has to learn confidence. That’s like saying it’s the diet industry’s fault that I have an ED… it makes it worse yeah, but YOU have to decide not to do it. So don’t focus on villianizing a community, focus on helping your brother. Don’t make him a victim. EDIT: since none of you bitches can read, I never said you can get rid of your ED in an instant. I said that making yourself a victim of a billion dollar industry DOESNT HELP. What DOES HELP is turning to someone you trust for help, or going to therapy instead of just lying down and being depressed about it. Or maybe you just like having problems and being a victim 🤷♀️
@@Maddie-eu8xv oh okay if you have an ED why don't you just decide not to have it
@@Maddie-eu8xvit’s giving “just buy a house” or “got depression? Just don’t be sad” yeah thanks for nothing
@@Maddie-eu8xv if ppl can decide on if they have an ed or not, I’m pretty sure no one would want that and thus no one would have it 😅😅
I realized they are just trying to be handsome squidward
We need straight up oddballs
What's insane to me is that " looksmaxxing" and specifically the Cillian Murphy clip is screaming eugenics, with the euro centric ideals and weird naz! like stereotypes. Like this is dangerous on SO many levels
Tbh it’s terrifying like literally why would you ever want to have horrific blue eyes, square head, and fucking vampire skin
Exactly. Immediately screamed phrenology. Yikes!
This needs to be higher! Its not just harmful beauty standards for men, theres a layer of racism built in but hidden behind jargon and outdated racial "science" thats whole purpose was to justify the subjugation of black and brown folks for slavery.
RIGHT 90% of the examples are just blue eyed white guys it’s insane. Beauty can look like anything and the box people are keep trying to fit into/force people into is just eugenics in disguise 😔
Also they used V’s voice from cyberpunk which is really shitty to the voice actor and completely against literally every theme of both the character and the game and I hate it
It's really funny how the looksmaxxing "hunter's eyes" massage is what women beauty influencers say *not* to do because it will give you wrinkles. Men over here stretching their facial skin to look prettier, while women over there learn how to emote without engaging any facial muscles to look prettier.
Fr saw this on Chad Chad's video it's hilarious
@@ville__bro shut up
@@skydrift3680 lmao female
@@ville__Bro go wash your dishes instead of spamming comments like a loser, c'mon 💀
@@ville__ that ratio is so embarrassing lol
I listened to this on headphones at work the other day. This was ✨HILARIOUS✨ with only audio. 10/10
You're one of the few channels that can make me actually laugh out loud. Not just a quick exhale from the nose. You make me actually LOL. Keep up the great work!
That whole “bone smashing” thing had me thinking of handsome Squidward from SpongeBob. He became handsome by having his face smashed repeatedly by a door. That’s probably where lookmaxxers got the idea from.
squidward the og lookmaxxer 🙏🏽
yes they got the idea from Spongebob. SO, where did SPOngebob come up with it? Surely they created the idea and its never been done befor 😒😒are you actually a child? I mean u used SPongebob as a reference, my money is on that/
Kurtis supports Colleen ballinger I have the leaked dms ( on channel real)
@@user-xz6qc5ej2ror, for your consideration: they're making fun of the bone smashing thing. it isn't that deep buddy.
@@user-xz6qc5ej2rtake a nap, dude
Men discovering self-care lmao
I miss when you could call any dude with a skincare routine a metrosexual and they would be unable to defend themselves
men: self care = gay looksmaxxing = 🗿
now that i think abt it, we women have been looksmaxxing since ages
hotgirlmess lmao what a name
lmao@@FastbackEnjoyer
Essentially Handsome Squidward was the one true Mog
First time seeing Kurtis and I'm literally cry-laughing!! This concept overview and product review was hilariously entertaining and informational. 😂 Subscribed!! 🙌
This shit is so funny to me. I've started saying that I'm happy-pilled and whimsymaxxing. You can literally just make up words and it's so fun
Normalize being like dr suess and just making up new words
OMG BABSHSH PLEAAASSE. thank you for this. gobbless (god bless)
Today is my birthday and I got no subscribers Not fair! Completely unfair!.
@@ville__what is that word on your pfp’s little guy… if its what I think it is ur hella weird
It’s funny because happy-pilled and whimseymaxxing are already very established
people are really out here crushing their bones when all handsome squidward needed was a door
AJAJAJA
Gotta start doormaxxing
@@yaguchimarippe9449i didn't do bonesmashing (I think?) but I would get a jade roller and very aggressively roll it up and down my nose and i would smash it to get rid of the small hump there 😭 it worked but idk what I was on fr 😞
For real. People out here doing the handsome squidward strat
@@gvynkiihitting your nose bone sounds like bone smashing
33:46 buttmaxxing
Stawwwwp 😂😂😂
the music video for I'm Not Okay suddenly appearing out of thin air gave me fucking whiplash dude what the fuck
Them calling it ‘looksmaxxing’ reminds me of when people called eyeliner on men ‘guy-liner’, or foundation ‘war paint’.
Literally, just say you want a beauty and skincare routine bro what is skin care maxxing😭😭💀
looksmaxxing is basically an incel version of a glo up 😭
@@backyardiganbaddie5824 true
I was literally thinking this lmao this is just skincare
I was literally thinking this lmao this is just skincare
tbh as someone who's been in recovery for body dysmorphic disorder, u saying that stuff at the end about hoping your face doesn't change because then it wouldnt be your face was really sweet and i think it is genuinely a great affirmation
If no one reads my comment I will run the replies and keep repeating all day
@@ville__dont
I hope you recover soon :)
ive had body dysmorphia ever since i was 7yrs old,growing up in asia and not being slim and skinny. i didnt know you can recover from it??? how? im 22yrs old now and still am working on my body. it affects me and even in my romantic relationships huhuhu
If no one reads my comment I will run the replies and keep repeating all day
OMG when u said "I just wanna..." i'm not okay started playing in my head even before it started playing in the video. Thank u for that
WHEN THE MCR REFERENCE CAME I KICKED AND BROKE MY BED.
As a woman, its very weird for me to observe the looksmaxxing community bc all the techniques have origins in "looksmaxxing" for women. Mewing, guasha for slim neck and defined jawline (not guasha as a whole obvi), jawline exercises that make you look like a fish? been there done that like 8 years ago and i guarantee they are older than that.
I'm about 99% sure that "looksmaxxing" has been a thing for women for so long that there's not even a particular word for it, it's just kinda ingrained in a lot of the things women do/society expects women to do. I have no doubt it's been a thing for thousands of years :/
I remember hearing women talk about what looksmaxxers (lol) call mewing nearly 20 years ago, to avoid double-chinning in photos, and it wasn't new then either.
Cause women been dumb, looksmaxing is dumb
ITS JUST A GLOW UP FOR MEN DSHJFGSDJUF I JUST REALIZED they dont wanna call it the same things cause its :"ghay" lol
Yeah I had a book when I was like 14, with "✨️tips on how to look prettier✨️" that told me how to use makeup, etc. But also the things these looksmaxxing guys say. Like the one in the video talking about how you should walk. The book also said you should never look on the ground, instead look around or straight forward, you should have good posture, it had a lot of exercises etc. So basically looksmaxxing😂
What a missed opportunity to not call it "Mogwarts School of Rizz-ardry"
How much money do i have to pay you to delete this comment :/
How much money do I need to pay to keep this comment afloat?
NO YOU'RE RIGHT. HUGE MISSED OPPORTUNITY
3 types of people right here
For Rizzards!
Dude, this is the first video of yours I've ever seen, and I'm literally crying laughing. Good job XD
21:41 idk why but the first pi of kurtis in S tier had me ROLLING lmaoooo
"Tap water is making us ugly" is so funny to me bc in many places, the water supplies are treated with fluoride, which actually protects your teeth. Just drink tap water to toothmaxx!
@@_jacobdyck_424not true. Why would fluoride cause calcification, and not, say, calcium? What's the mechanism?
And there's studies showing there really isn't any benefits to fluoride. Especially when it comes to your teeth. @@_jacobdyck_424
Calcification of the pineal gland is apparently caused by aging, metabolic activity, and chronic conditions.
hard water can ruin your skin tho, i know it from experience. i used to have acne all over my back and went to a dermatologist, we tried everything and in the end as a last resort he suggested i use a filter on the shower head and yeah, my skin stopped breaking out.
@@ivebel3966maybe this is why my back acne is so bad 🤔🤔
kurtis acknowledging that the majority of his fans are queer women is so validating and also so hilarious- love you kurtis, you slayed so hard youre my favorite butch hey mamas lesbian
it's important to have your comfort lesbian-passing straight man
he is not a hey mamas lesbian!! 😭😭 he's a stoner lesbian that plays too much legend of zelda
wait where does he say that?
@@yoii69around 37 mins in he’s like “as if any straight women are watching my videos” lol
Lmao so true
This is my first time watching you and I’m dying this is so funny 🤣🤣 it’s been so hard for me to find videos that make me laugh out loud lately but this got me😂
14:00 gave off that "that cream, that topmilk, pure vanilla, thats a 10" vine vibe
We all know Kurtis is always looksmaxing
Fr he isn't fooling anyone
Porn stars try to look like him
if he isnt talking in a video hes mewing 🤫🧏
NUH UH 👆
Fax
What's crazy is that several of these things were told to me as a middle school girl. Like I made myself sleep on my back for years to avoid wrinkles/a lop sided face. It's interesting and sad to see men discovering the same types of pressures. I wish we could just move away from this shit entirely!
Oh my god yes- I never could sleep on my back so I was just like I guess I'll have a lopsided face, but I heard when I was a teen that you have to sleep with a bra on to keep your boobs 'perky'. I had an A cup to begin with but still did it anyway. It was so uncomfortable and I don't even know how I managed for so long
I'm pretty sure doing that "hunter eye" thing will just *_cause_* wrinkles if you keep it up for long enough, it looks like they're stretching out the skin around their eyes lmao
@@screwyourhandle that's what I was saying! And the sad thing is wrinkles are not bad, the problem is the obsession with wanting to change your face/ body in unhealthy ways excluding the actual good things advised.
THIS IN BREAKING NEWS Kurtis said he supports Colleen ballinger and doesn't care if he gets cancelled 😮 ;
Hello
I found you via youtube algorithm and I gotta say.. You're one of very few to make me laugh. Top tier comedy!
I think the only things that changed a little bit were that you got rid of some very minor bloating on your face, which was probably from the gua sha, sleeping well, and drinking more water, but bloating really depends a lot on the day, we don't know where the minor bloating from the first pic came from. This also changes with angle and expression. Your hair, eyebrows, and mustache also looked a little bit fuller and healthier, but this also depends on the day, they most definitely just grew and you took care of them like a normal human being. This changes with hydration too. But no one is getting bone structure changes you can only possibly get with surgery, that's ridiculous...
i practice kind heart maxxing, im happy pilled, you mew, im emphatic and understanding
I'm a follower of jollity and merriment, you are a follower of hunter eyes and red pills, we are not the same
tf u yapping about
@@glorgozorgonprolly some brainwashed incel
@@glorgozorgonbeing nice and not caring 110% about having a pretty jawline
@@wannaseeamagictrick410 can you explain to me why people are treating looksmaxxing like its some evil thing- opposite of being kind, happy and empathic. not asking out of anger or waatever, im genuinely asking
"i think after this video im gonna start intelligencemaxing" is now my favorite sentence
Wait until you hear about passportmaxxing
NOBODY CARES I MAKE MORE ENTERTAINING VIDEOS (INSANE)
@@ville__what do you think you’re going to accomplish here?
A wise person once told me people are way too concerned about chasing toxic beauty standards and not concerned enough with how to spell pharaoh
Right before he was talking how those things can’t weigh that amount or whatever. Yeah hand grippers don’t weight like that either..
4:44 when i'm not okay started playing i SCREAMED😢❤❤ oh i will love mcr till the day i die
Bro, your edits are hilarious!
Kurtis, as an autistic man, I can tell you there is definitely a wrong way to walk. According to psychologists, occupational therapists, and autism counsellors, autistic people naturally walk on the flats of their feet with the feet fluted outwards and it fucks up their back. I don't see it, but the number of people I've had scream "FRONT FACING, HEEL TO TOE!" at me has burned it into my brain.
i toe walked my whole life and now my tendons are permanently shorter than they should be. solidarity for autistic ppl with hip and back problems
as an autistic woman who has walked on her toes basically her whole life, i relate heavily
Not autistic but I found out you have to walk heel to toe… a week ago 💀
AHHHHH EVER SINCE ELEMENTARY PPL SAY ME & MY FAMILY WALK WEIRD AND NOW IN 2024 WE KNOW 3/4 OF US ARE AUTISTIC why are allistic people weird about everything
i toe walked as a kid...my parents HATED it
fun fact: i learned a couple weeks ago that the climate your ancestors lived in affects how large your nostrils and nose bridge are. people in colder climates evolved to have smaller nostrils and higher nose bridges so that cold dry air wouldn’t be as painful to breathe, vs people in humid areas evolved to have larger nostrils bc the air is already humid enough for our internal airways. i went to colorado one time and was sick the entire time bc my nose was sniffin in too much dry air, but now i truly appreciate living in a humid place. we just got big noses so we can take in all that good, wet air
Thank you for this. Same with eye shape, people in colder climates have shorter/non-visible bottom eyelids to protect against the cold air and snow. Hair and other body features are also directly adapted to our environments.
THIS IN BREAKING NEWS Kurtis said he supports Colleen ballinger and doesn't care if he gets cancelled 😮 ;
@KIRA-bx6zzI don't see the need to be that rude over something like this? I didn't "learn this stuff in 5th grade" either. Not all schools teach the same things. If the original commenter is from America too, then sure yeah our educational system is questionable at best? But it still doesn't warrant that kind of response lmao
My Dad is from the UK, and my Mom's from the Philippines; their noses are like this and I never thought about the reason why!
@@Random-sk6hmsome of this type of stuff sounds like practical science of evolution but just be careful you don't veer into Physiognomy with it! N@z!s loved all that kind of stuff, it's no surprise redpill incels are into it too. Plus it's not an exact science, I've got all the classic adaptive features you would expect from my cold wet country, but I get such bad seasonal depression and can't stay warm ever, and I hate nothing more than being cold and wet 🫠
this is The Classic Kurtis Conner video in every way possible
Oh my gooood I laughed so much watching this video. Thank you! You're really funny lolll I also agree with most things, although I didn't get the sleep paralysis thing, from sleeping on your back lol. I've slept on my back all my life and I find it so much more comfortable, but I can tell you it doesn't work for making your face symmetrical anyway cause mine isn't loll
Taking the phenomenal satire and irony from American Psycho as a serious lifestyle approach is the some of the most late stage capitalism/end times shit I’ve ever seen. This is so bananas
That explains the no homo...
you got an app for those bananas?
shut up nobody cares
Bone smashing is literally that episode of SpongeBob when squidward gets more handsome with every hit
Kurtis supports Colleen ballinger I have the leaked dms ( on channel real)
I thought the exact same thing when I first heard of it
I love her too???.... Colleen ballinger on top!!@@ville__
@@josephgonzoain’t no way
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All the mewing looksmaxxing boys are secretly training to be catboys
wish mewing _would_ actually turn you into a carboy
What's women's obessesion with cat boys? Seriously asking
@@AzraelSeraphino Boys make great pets
@elise1409 what the
As someone who recently underwent a medically necessary double jaw surgery where my facial bones were literally broken, I am filled with anxiety at people actually smushing their bones on purpose 🥴
Curtain may not be pregnant but he always delivers
do you think he matches the drapes
Lmao I just saw this on Danny’s
i love curtain
@@LilithsRantsdefinitely, I mean have you SEEN his curtains ??
Who now?
Its so depressing because this obsession with appearance is becoming extremely intense for both men and women and at the end of the day all i can think is "none of us are winning. We're all mutilating our faces and bodies for absolutely nothing."
Ive been "ugly", had plastic surgery and i can report back that people are really nice all of a suden and assign all sort of positive things to me without knowing me, i get health care now whereas before men would rather murder me than give me autonomy over my own body... Its a bizarre and sad reality
@@maartjegoede9330you let them win :(
@@maartjegoede9330I used to be skinny and conventionally pretty at 20. At 23 I had gained 80 lbs and dyed my blonde hair brown there was a huge difference in the way people treated me. Men, woman, adults and children everyone treated me differently
Exactly what I was thinking. We're all so obsessed with looks, and we're taught to be this way from society itself. And as some other commenters said, beauty standards do have an importance in society today so it's basically impossible to ignore them. But it's sad that this is the world we're swirling into. All appearances when were actually simply people, and beauty could be found in all of us if we weren't all so obsessed with looking like one another
@@chiaralopriore3181you can ignore it though, never thought about any of that and just go with clothes that I like, also never tried to do anything to change how my face looks and it never has affected my life in any meaningful way.
Laughed out loud too many times to count, great video! Thank you, Kurtis!
You’re hilarious! Tysm for this detailed video. 5fuggin stars 🎉❤
I love how every time the posture shit vibrated, Kurtis’ expression changed so drastically. He didn’t even have to tell us he was annoyed 💀
THIS IN BREAKING NEWS Kurtis said he supports Colleen ballinger and doesn't care if he gets cancelled 😮 ;
@@ville__ don’t care
@@ville__ wait is that real what 😭
@@ilikecheesealotsometimes It's a bot, don't mind it.
@@ville__bro where’s your source?
I made it 3 minutes and 50 seconds into this video before my ADHDmaxxing kicked in and I decided to start timemaxxing and closed it, great vid. Really learned a lot.
😂😂😂
Did you learnmaxx though
@@Alex-dt9ln I can promise you there's a solid possibility nothing was actually learned, but a lot of things got done. When the productivity bug bites, we have to capture it. We cant just let it slip.
Kurtis supports Colleen ballinger I have the leaked dms ( on channel real)
What’s wrong with you
Awww ❤ I almost cried at the end 😂