Most Embarrassing Turkish Mistakes! (Not for Kids!)
2024 ж. 14 Мам.
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Avoid making these embarrassing mistakes in Turkish to save yourself from awkward Turkish conversations :)
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⏱️*Timestamps*
00:00 - Beginning
00:11 - I'm peeing
01:57 - I'm being licked
02:45 - I got fucked
03:53 - Can I get 2 men?
04:48 - I'll buy a bus
06:23 - Are you single?
07:36 - Creating a friend
09:03 - Are you free of charge?
10:15 - Mistakes from Instagram
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Can Kutas
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I love how calmly and professionally he handled the "sıkıldım" one 😂
sesi kısmak zorunda kaldım peder yanlış anlamasın diye :D
@@belginkocak521 sjsjjsjdhsjfhdjd
lmao ur right im turkish and i thinked "not for kids? why" aaand :D
😂😂😂 Don't make fun of our teacher.. 👍😁
True bro 😂😂
Once i was in Cafe and i called a waiter like bekar mısınız?instead of bakar misiniz😂
Ahahahahaha
😁😁
ohh shiiiiit
:D
And the waiter was gay 🙈🙈🙈
TRUE STORY: I'm bilingual (English-Greek) and when I was in Turkey (still in the beginning of my Turkish - learning journey) I went to an ice cream shop and was able to interact with the seller in Turkish. So, naturally, very happy with myself, I went back to get a spoon for my ice cream because he forgot to give me one. BUT the word for SPOON in GREEK is very similar to the word for FORK in TURKISH. So i confidently asked him to give me a fork for my ice cream, and even insisted when he asked again, and again. I don't think I've ever seen a more confused person before in my life.
Restoranda çorba isteyecektim ama "bi tane çorap içeceğim " demiştim, ne mahçup olmusum
Türkçe öğreniyor olman bizim için yeter de artar, asla hata yapmaktan çekinme! en fazla tatlı olursun mahçup değil 🌸
@@beriaakpolat3937 Türkçe öğrenmesinin sana ne faydası var
@@brucewayne1394 çabalayan bir insanı mükemmel olmadığı için yargılamamaktan bahsediyorum, kültürümüzün ve dilimizin yayılıyor olması da hoş tabii ki ama bundan faydalanacağımı sanmıyorum
LOL :D
Biz de soap ile soup'u karıştırıyoruz, kuzum. Takma kafana 😊
I made a really embarrassing mistake when I tried to say thanks for nearly a year. Instead of saying Teşekkürler (thanks), I would say Taşaklar (testicles), for some reason nobody corrected me except for my dad when he finally heard me saying it at a Turkish grocery store in Canada... Another story: I was just in Turkey and I made many mistakes, I was trying to explain my job to my family in Turkish. I work as a nature educator at a national park. I was explaining what I teach, so I said "Doğayı (nature), kuşları (birds), ayıları (bears), ve kürtleri (Kurdish people) öğretiyorum". I confused kürt (Kurd) with kurt (wolf), my family was very confused!
Erken- erkek I used to say erkek instead of erken. The first time that I said sıkıldım my teacher laughed, he made me practice that word a lot, now I know why.
Glad you found out💯😊
deyanira gallardo LMAO
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
LMAO 🤣🤣
Note- never try to say you are bored 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂🙈
clever move :D
I thought so too 😂
It is easy indeed
You should try bunaldım instead of sıkıldım :)
I made all of the big mistakes that you mentioned- wanting to say sıkıldım, but getting the pronunciation wrong, saying "bekar mısınız", asking for sıcak erkek- all the hits. Also, when I tried to say "inecek var" on a minibus, I said, "inek var" and when I tried to say "müsait bir yerde inibilir miyim", I said, "mükemmel bir yerde inibilir miyim" . I'm really good at giving massages, but I learned very quickly that "vermek" is the wrong word to use, as it has a sexual meaning- I now know to say "yapmak" when it comes to massages. Finally, from my students' pranks ("Hocam, how do you say 'hasta' in English?" "Sick" Hahahaha), I learned to say "ill" when talking about not feeling well.
These are all hilarious, your life must be so funny. (≧▽≦)
@@esmaaltntop3232 I was a normal guy when I moved to Turkey- then suddenly I became funny.
@@BrooksEM Well I think that's a win. 🤷🏻♀️
In addition to “hasta” joke, there is also; hocam, can you please say “şeftali”... “Peach”. “Hahaha”... true story.
LOL! Inek var.
This is a real story: My mom has a friend. We all live in Istanbul. Her daughter moved here around 10 years ago. And when she first came her mom asked her to go to bakal (local shop) and buy some bread. So she told her daughter to tell them “Iki ekmek istiyorum” which translates as “I want 2 loafs of bread”. She went to bakal but instead of saying “iki ekmek istiyorum” she said “iki erkek istiyorum” which stands for “I want two men”. The old guy who was running the store had his eyes wide open and asked her couple of times what she wants. And every time she was saying the same thing. There were couple of neighbors in the store as well, they were just sitting, chatting and having some tea. All of them laughed their asses off. The owner also asked her “Why do u need two men? Isn’t one enough for you?”. In the end she pointed at bread and then they understood what she wanted. But they had a good laugh for sure just as I did when I first heard the story 😂🤣
"Isn't one enough for you?" lol
I laughed my ass off to this one XD
AHHAAHHHA, I have witnessed something same... A foreigner girl told the same thing to storekeeper and old guy said "isn't 1 enough" LMAO
I m laughing my ass over here🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bir bugday erkek, lütfen 😂
"Iki erkek alabilir miyim?" 😂😂😂😂 Aman Allah, bu bir felaket! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hemde taze olsun 😂😂
Can I have some fresh.....man?
Arkadaşım var. Türkiye ilk defa geldiğinde bakkala gitti ve aynen şey dedi. Adam gülmeye öldü 😂 Ben her zaman “aç” ve “açik” karıştırıyorum 🤷♂️
@@gaunterodimm8764 😂
@@usamabhutto4950 Evet. 😂😂😂
I made a mistake similar to the first one, but in English. I wanted to tell my friend "I'm pissing you off", but I said "I'm pissing with you", he was shocked and then he started to laugh. And I feel embarrassed everytime he reminds me by it.
I don't know how many times I said "isiyor" instead of "calisiyor" 🤦🏻♀️ This video is very useful👍
🙈😂😂
Omg 😂
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QWEQWEQWEQW LOL
Bir gün turkcel ofiste "sim kartım konuşmuyor" dedim . "Çalışmıyor " demek istedim . The Lady i was taking to, could hardly hold herself from laughing out. She was really nice and polite
My sister used to watch turkish dramas like muhtesim and magnificent century,from which she learned a lot of turkish language,I thought at that time how one could easily memorized a foreign language,but then by watching Diriliş Ertuğrul,Kuruluş Osman and Uyanış Büyük Selçuklu, i can proudly say that now i have learned more turkish than her😂😂
But in those dramas they are speaking old turkish . So we dont use all words right now in turkey .
@@betul2398 okay okay,but the dialogue delivery was just awesome♥️🔥,and what inspired me to learn some of turkish words was burak ozcivit's(aka OSMAN BEY) acting🔥🔥
@@mesafir8847 My serbian friend has watched 5 times Magnificent century
I also learned the language from turkish serials after having basic language tutorials on youtube👍
@@brucewayne1394 I'm Turkish and I've never watched😂😂
Can't stop laughing with this. I made some similar mistakes and I find it funny. For sure I'll be making more mistakes while learning this beautiful language of yours!
sikildim
I learned my first few words in Turkish today and already managed to confuse ekmek and erkek. Sooo glad I'm not the first one to make that mistake, lol. Also very glad that I learned about sıkıldım before I even get tempted to use that word, like EVER. I do think that I pronounce the ı the way it's meant to be pronounced, mostly because we have similar sounds in German dialects, but I'd rather not end up saying "I got fucked" to my boss 🤣
Greeks make a really common one: There are many Turkish loan words in Greek, and they often get an -i ending to fit into Greek grammar. Karpuz > karpouzi, tavan > tavani, etc. Greeks realize that to find the original Turkish word, you just remove the i. So...the word for “ashtray” in Greek does come from Turkish, from the word “tas,” but they add the ending “-aki,” the diminutive. Tasçık yani... But they forget, and just leave off the “i.” And the Greek “s” sounds a little like “ş” anyway. So in a meyhane in Nevizade my friend from Thessaloníki pointed to the ashtray at a table full of women and loudly said, “Taşak! Taşak”! (Testicle! Testicle!). Almost every Greek who smokes makes that mistake exactly once. 😉 Turkish actually got me in trouble in Greece. I used to speak pretty fluently but hadn’t lived in Greece for about 25 years. So it got rusty. I had moved into a new apartment in Istanbul, and was telling my Greek friends about how the paint had all peeled (kavlamak). And without thinking it just slipped out - I said in Greek that the paint had “kavlosei”. Which means “got a hardon” in Greek. 😜 My friend Niki laughed and said, “I don’t quite understand what you’re trying to say, but I’m pretty sure your paint didn’t get a hardon!” («Δεν κατάλαβα ακριβώς τι θέλεις να πεις αλλά η μπογιά σίγουρα δεν είχε καυλώσει!»)
The first one was hilarious : D . What did the women do?
@@memedbengul4350They just gave him a slightly confused “WTF” look. And I immediately said “kusura bakmayın, arkadaş bi kül tablası istiyor...”. :-))
Biz türkler, yunanca taklidi yaparken her şeyin sonuna "s" ya da "i" koyarak söyleme eğilimindeyizdir. demek ki doğru yapıyoruz. :)
@@Karagozesr Evet bir noktaya kadar doğru. :-) Çünkü Yunancanın kelimelerinin, çekimleri için değişik sınıfları var. Hepsi de ya S, ya N, ya da bir sesli harfle biter. “Karpuz” veya “duvar” gibi bir kelime herhangi bir isim sınıfına sığmaz, öyle bir kelimenin çekim ekleri için bir “başlangıç noktası” yok. (Mesela adam/adamın/adamı/adamları Yunancada ánthropos/anthrópu/ánthropo/anthrópus...) Onun için “duvar” gibi bir kelimeye bir İ ekliyorlar, sonra duvári/duvaryú/duvári/duvárya olur. Türkçe ise Yunancadan aldığı kelimelerinin hep çoğul şeklini alıyor. Mesela “domates,” Yunancada “domatesler” demek, o yüzden Türkçe “domatesler,” kulağıma “domateslerler” gibi geliyor. :-)
@@sazji enteresan :D
I just discovered your channel a few days ago, after returning from Turkey after a one-week holiday. I've been to Turkey twice before, but last time I didn't really try figuring the language out, but this time I spent some moments looking up Turkish grammar on Wikipedia while drinking çai, and as a language enthusiast, I found Turkish agglutinative grammar very fascinating, especially in its seeming regularity and simplicity while also allowing for a lot of nuance of expression. So, naturally, after returning home, I decided to learn a bit of Turkish for fun, and also so I can use some words and phrases whenever I go to my favourite Turkish restaurant as a way to show how much I appreciate the food, the service, and the friendliness of the people working there. And, in my quest to pick up some Turkish, I found your videos, which I must say I quite enjoy. There are other good Turkish learning resources on KZhead, of course, but I like your style and the interesting subject choices for your videos, and I feel I learn something fascinating every time. Keep up the good work!
wow thank you so much for your kind words! 🤗
Once I mixed çocuk and cacık🤦♀️😂
Ohhh 😂
Maria Kaymak lol
Or Cacık and çiçek 😂😂😂
Well what cacik mean ??
@@tishachauhan2890 cacık is a food. It's like tzatziki but not exactly the same. You can google it.
Verdiğin örnekler çok güldürücü. Çok teşekkür ediyorum. 😂
"Güldürücü" is perfectly understandable but the right adjective should be "gülünç" or "komik" as widely used. ;)
@@ozan6911 gülünç is more like ridiculous, so using komik would be the best, but gülünç and güldürücü are also fine
@@melisdrgn ok
@@koksalozturk2611 Oops! You are quite right, I don't know where I saw this new word ? I'll try to forget it cause I fear I used it several times. And I confess I am no more a child since at least 65 years...
Okay... I can never get bored while in turkey or at least not talk about it... And yeah, I did make the erkek and ekmek mistake too...
Thankfully I haven't made any of these mistakes yet. Thank you, I will keep this in mind.
Lol I can't stop laughing 🤣
Now I finally found out what ay siktir means!!! In Greece it's like go to hell, we have forgotten it has a sexual meaning. When we say siktirizo we mean I curse someone.
And we use your malaka as malak/mal :D
@@chowchow4642 not the same word mal
Lan siktiri de mi çaldınız jdksmsmsm yok artık
What are the funny/embarrassing mistakes you made when speaking Turkish?🇹🇷😊
I was trying to yalanci ama i said yolcular xD
İ said memnun öldüm 🤣
I made the ekmek/erkek mistake in a restaurant 😂
the first one was the one I was going to make one day you stopped me!
I learned " my Turkish" myself, so I had listened carefully how they be polite. The very first time when I met my Turkish mother was a cold day, so I wanted to offer tea for her. My Turkish husband loved awkward situations so he reminded me to be polite. So I brought the tea for mother, she thanked and said loud and clear "işeydim" cause i had somehow mixed it with "bişey değil". Now İ can't understand how but İ did 🤣 You can just imagine my mother's thoughts 🤣
The word ashtray in Greek (Tasaki) is almost the same as bollocks in Turkish.
No doubt he is a quality teacher....they way he is teaching...i learn well
I'm learning Turkish and it's really very helpful....love from Pakistan 🇵🇰
sometimes when im too lazy to use the turkish keyboard and want to say "im bored" to my friend i type "sikildim" and we laugh every time lol
There is a verb derived from "iş" though : "işlemek" and that means "to embroider" or "to elaborate". It also means "to work" but for non-living things only (mechanisms, systems, plans, tools). We even have a proverb: "İşleyen demir ışıldar" : Working iron shines.
I am Azerbaijani and want to note this: To work - "çalışmaq"(chalishmag) is also used in our language, but actually we say "işləmək"(ishlemek) for the verb "to work". The word "işəmək"(ishemek) - to pee , made me laugh)).Samely we use this word meaning "to pee".
işlemek(ishlemek) türkiye türkçesinde "process" gibi bir anlamda kullanılıyor.
Okaaaay as a Turk I admit I made that "arkadaş yapmak" mistake when I was trying to translate an English sentence😂
Bir keresinde otelde kalmıştım Pamukkale'de ve küçük bir yerdi, otel sahibi iyi uyudun mu diye sorunca yarak sertti demiştim :( instead of yatak yani :(
Yok artık hahahahaahhahhaahhaha
I also had a similar situation. During my military course of tank battalion commander course near Ankara turkey back in year 2000 . My turk commander asked me if i am well looked after. By the way i am from pakistan . I replied him yes your seargent major ( baş çavuş) is very helpful. Somehow in the flow of the tongue i uttered , your baş tavuk is very helpful. There was a roar of laughter in the entire hall which was really imbarising . But more imbarassing was that that poor gentleman was named as baş tavuk by his friends in uniform for as long as he was in service in uniform. A typical example of humour in uniform. Stay blessed my Turk brothers. Çok yaşa
2:45 I made this mistake and all of my turkish friends laughed at me lol
Haahahahahahahhahaha
Yalnız değilsin...Your are not alone 😂
I will never use the "s" word in Turkish ever again, whatever happens😂🤷🏼🙄 Nope!
Your new subscriber here, I really appreciate this information, and at the same time this is such a fun video to watch 🤣. Thanks and please keep it coming 🙌
While eating dinner, my boyfriend once asked "çorap alabilir miyim?" instead of "çorba alabilir miyim?"
HAHAHA
Just give him the sock🤣🤣🤣
Thank you a million!! This is very informative and helpful
I was talking with my friends last week and I said "diğer gün..." and they laughed at me saying its "geçen gün" I felt so embarrassed as they laughed they now use it to mock me
Awe...am so happy am a beginner learning turkish in duolingo...your videos are so interesting and useful aweseome u r... tessekurler☺ love from India❤
Though I never mde these mistakes . But I seriously cannot thank you enough Can ! These are super important things you need to know while dealing with Turkish Çok çok teşekkür ederimCan ❤️❤️
Tespitler çok iyi olmuş.Çok güldüm :D Emeğine sağlık.
Thank you very much You are helping us for understanding
His reactions to the mistakes is priceless hahha thanks a lot for the vids
So good! you are trula a born teacher. Much respect to you!
Absolutely hilarious! Nice selection.
11:27 when he said “that is very logical” idk why that got me 🤣
Haha!
Keep posting this please you amazing 😌❤️❤️
Thank you for this! I cried 🤣🤣🤣
Awesome context!
Bu video çok eğlenceliydi. Yıllar önce Kadıköy'deki Şekerci Cafer Erol'a gittim bir kilo karışık lokum almak için. Cümlem o an yanlış çıktı, bir kilo karışık lokma istedim. 🤠
Neyse ki lokma diye bir tatlı var 😅
I like your videos! Learning about my neighbours!
My dad once was abroad and wanted to try on a pair of trousers that were in a shop window, but when translated he actually said to the assistant that he wanted to try on the trousers, and do it in the window
fun fact: the third one is SO common among turkish people who use english keyboard on their phones.
as a turkish i can with agree that.. 💀
I like this lesson very much. Its fun learning
Çok tesekkur ederim videolarsin çok seviyorum, tebrikler!
İki erkek aldım, eve gidiyorum, biri büyük biri küçük iki erkek aldım..
😂Bide taze olanından 🤞🏻
en iyi yorum ahahahahah :d
Harikulade🎉🎊 bir video!!! Ben çok güldüm!!!!!!!! Aferin size!!!!!!!
Teşekkürler Can! Bunlar çok komik ama faydalı da. 😊🙏 İyi ki varsın. 😊
Vay, çok 'Fluently' ifade :)👍🏼
Thank you. Great fun!!!
I’m learning so much with your videos. Thank you!
Same with me. Love it. But also the comments are very useful, although I appreciate them more when they are framed from English, from which Turishle is 2nd language. Cok Tesserkur ederim
Very funny video, thank you! I hope I will remember these!
Glad you liked it!
Turkish is my second language and I have found 2 mistakes I make. There may be more I am not aware of. Thank you for teaching this was helpful.
What is the first one
@@turkishmusicguru Dutch
Trabzonlu Dutchlardan mısınız?
You're amazing ! These videos are helping me alot lütfen devam edin !
You also can ask me my english is C1 ı guess and ı would like to help
I actually sounds like あ from Japanese. I've confused a few words in Japanese like for few 最終 with 少数 thinking that one of the words I'm saying has the 小 Kanji when it actually doesn't, so when I say "最終言葉," I'm actually saying "final words" instead of "few words," which is 少数言葉. I've also confused words in Swedish as well as not saying the imperative command correctly. The imperative command adds a but some of these words don't like skriva and also not made the adjectives plural and even in Japanese confused 現在 with 限界. 現在 means present, current, or now whereas 限界 means limit or maximum. If these people wouldn't make me talk so much, I wouldn't have made so many of those mistakes, which brings me back to 少数言葉, thinking few is 最終 (saishuu) and not 少数 (shousuu). See? Those 2 are different!
This type of video needs to be made for every language. I’ve made some crazy mistakes in Spanish and German.
Harika!
This is very helpful
I mean,this lesson so professional!
Perfect Smat Can.
This is a great video !!!!!!!
Yolunuz açık olsun kardeşlerim; Türkçe öğrenmek isteyen, kendi kültürümüzü tanımak isteyen, ön yargılarını kırmak isteyen insanlara güzel yol gösteriyorsunuz. Umarım muvaffak olursunuz! Bu arada Latin Amerika'da Türk dizilerine talepten dolayı Türkçe öğrenmek istenen ve öğrenmeye çalışan çok fazla insan var. Umarım onlara da ulaşırsınız!
Gostei muito de suas aulas estou estudando turco pra assistir as series turca entendendo melhor o que falam ja entendo o basico
Love your clip
Teşekkür ederim can
Teşekkürler 🙏🌺💜
Arkadaş yapmak is ok in slang actually. Or manita yapmak ( making a girlfriend/ boyfriend). Manita means girlfriend in slang, but sometimes girls ara using it for their boyfriend too
Nice, helpful video. Thank you
Glad it was helpful Solanki :)
😊 Abi çok teşekkür ederim 🙏
Cok tesekkur ederim
Hahaha 😂. Thanks so much!
I didn't know some of them, u explain really good, Teşekkürler 😍
Glad you liked! Rica ederim :)
oh... you do have language videos.. Thanks!
Bu ders çok güzel 👏👏
I'm not bored at all! 😂
Wow you’re are very brave to make these videos but it has to be made then people can see the different. Well done 👍
Altyazıda "Bineceğim " yazıyor ama 'binicem" diyorsun yabancılar belki anlamayabilir . Bunun hakkında da bi video yapabilirsin bence.
@@huseyiinbudak ondan bahsetmio
@@Asia-wm2fp ondan bahsediyo
@@huseyiinbudak ondan bahsetmiyor
@@remiinw9472 ondan bahsediyor
@@huseyiinbudak kiz demis ki yabancilar bineceğim şeklinde öğreniyor sen yuvarlayip binicem diyorsun onlar icin bunun hakkinda video yapabilirsin sen ne sacmaliosun
Оте жаксы сабак деп есептеймiн!
Merhaba ! Can ! 👋🤗 Nasilsin ? That Was Fun To Heared That ! 👍 I liked a lot Your video ! (sorry For my English) ..my English is Not Perfect ! i'm a French Canadian i apreciate Your Turkish courses ! 🤩. From Downtown Montreal ⚜️🇨🇦 👋👋🤗 🤩🥰💞💞💞
glad you liked it! 🤩
Merhaba Can ! Yes ! i apreciate than i can LEARN another Langage the 👉 Turkishle ! 👍 What i Found It's Funny to know than Some Words got another Meaning in Other languages ! 😁🤣 ...i gave my Lover speak Also Farsi & i learned a Little bit But i Been So Surprised & sometime It Make me Laughed (my English is Not Perfect ) i am a French Canadian🇨🇦 . Tesekkürler! Görüsurüz!
Very funny video😅 Thank you
OMG, sıkıldım and bakar mistakes are so embarrassing.
I've never spoke to anyone in Turkish before, but here is my most embarrassing mistake. Basically, I didn't know that "ağlamak" was a real word. I used to think they were just saying "almak" in a weird way. I was really confused!
teşekkürlar
Adam İngilizceyi de Türkçe konuşuyor
Harika
but luckily I learned Turkish first, so when I saw this video, I just laughed xD Allah Allah çok komik ya..
Tam Türk tepkisi vermişsin “Allah Allah çok komik ya” splslsmsöslsödl
Kafanı karıştırmak istemem fakat, cümledeki "allah allah" ve "ya" kelimeleri cümleyi, "hiç de komik değil" olarak değiştirebilir. Fakat eğer türkiyede yaşamıyorsan bunları yaşaman çok doğal. Çünkü cümleler tonlamalara göre farklı anlaşılabilir. Eminim bu sorunu sesli konuşurken yaşamazsın. Genelde yazarken olur.
@@enescan3155 yanına bir gülücük koyduğun zaman olumlu olduğu anlaşılıyor ki hanımefendi de aynısını yapmış zaten :).
Sag o abiiii... Sorry my turkish isn't good... Watching emanet serial and still learning
It should "sağ ol abiiii..." or "sağol abiiii..." i think you forgot to use "l" letter and you dont have "ğ" letter on your keyboard
Yes ,i am also watching this serial.👌
Good luck by learning then!
@@enescan3155 I thought it was actually Sağol, ağabey. I'm also learning something new here ♥ Yeah, the Turkish-specific consonants just means that those of us who learn have to change our keyboard layouts ;)
Your name is very turkish though
İzlediğim en iyi video olabilir
In Azerbaijani Turkish, We sometimes use Işlirəm(Işliyorum) as an alternative for Çalışiyorum