With Alex Jones over on InfoWars claiming that President Trump is slowly being poisoned by the Deep State, only Tuck Buckford is brave enough to actually do something about it.
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"He's not stupid or crazy he's just high on drugs!" Reassuring...
This gun tastes funny insert clip of clown saying I DO COCAINE!!
Trump does seem to do an awful lot of sniffing when he gives speeches.
This gun tastes funny loool
Tuck Buckford sounds more reasonable than Alex Jones to be honest.
Tuck Buckford must become a regular thing on The Late Show.
Frankly speaking, we'd trust "Crown Prince Pikachu" over the addled #45...any day of the week. 😉👍😂
CynAnne1 YOU RIGHT!
I heard furious cashew and I immediately liked the video.
Yes Jones, add more paranoia to the already stable genius. What could possibly go wrong?
I feel sorry for the intern of the Show who needs to look all the videos of info-war
Cruel and Unusual Employment
I would shoot myself....
So true
I cannot imagine having to watch that asshole on a daily basis. I hope whoever does it gets paid hazard pay.
Penny and therapy.
This has to be one of the funniest, smartest written parodies on his show
"[G.W. Bush] sits there naked in his bathtub." I'm pretty sure that's how bathtubs work, Alex?
Maybe he's a Never Nude?
How do you do Tuck-Buck in one continuous take without busting out laughing?
How is it that InfoWars _actually got a spot_ in the press room?
Simple. Because Alex Jones has been kissing his ass every day for the last three years, and there is nothing Donald Trump likes more than a sycophant willing to do anything he asks.
Mike I get why HE wants them in, but you'd think there would be more checks and balances in place.
if there were more checks and balances in place then CNN wouldn't have a spot, lol.
I think the poison he's talking about is sugar.
God Tube Official Channel Wow what a hilarious Zinger. 🙄 said no one.
God Tube: Diet Coke doesn't have sugar...just some sort of fake sweet tasting chemicals that probably are poisonous. They say antifreeze is sweet tasting, and will poison cats...maybe we're on to something.
Yeah, sugar and sugar alternatives are overly neuro stimulating
Alex Jones knows a lot about drugs, I wonder why
Because he tests the weed every year for strength, just like law enforcement does. Like, seriously. That's HIS claim. Which makes the fucker a lightweight. I'm testing on a daily basis. My bet is that he isn't smoking nearly enough. If he did, maybe the aliens would actually want to hang around the asshole! This nutsack has no concept of chill. More than likely what he has is a lot of lead in his body... I'm betting baby Alex thought those paint chips around the house were the most awesome snacks ever!! Oh... and he did play football, as a lineman. Surely no CTE issues there.
Ya been testing it at quarter-hourly intervals with my research bong. That demon weed sure is getting stronger.
Wait a sec... you're from that OTHER research team?! I think we need to compare notes.
What a total idiot you are Gary. An immature idiot.
Thankfull Friend he does drugs quite obviously
Tuck Buckford is one of my favorites!! He makes so much sense!! #MAGA
It smells like MAGA in here...
Funny Bunny Videos want hang out with Jake Byrd & Tuck & puppet advisor meth addict barbie
He is the worst Alex Jones impersonation.
Ares Apollo that’s because he’s not batshit crazy. Gotta be nuts af.
Even people using that hashtag ironically makes me want to throw something at them lol
Woooohooo..... My man Tuck Buckford is back, the manliest man ever.
Crazy part is I can actually see this as an episode of Info Wars. When reality becomes stranger than fiction.
Narlanx Well sometimes reality is what inspires fiction.
It's a tragedy. America is on the verge of becoming a fully-fledged idiocracy.
+Sam Burns On the verge? I would argue that it became a full member of that club on November 8, 2016.
What they are giving to Trump must be the same drug that turned those freaking frogs gay! Poor Donald!
LOL
Kim Jong Fun Pence is not gonna like it... or he'll like it way too much. -wink-
North Korea has some pretty sick moves.... kzhead.info/sun/qJaqc6iXq5ygdYk/bejne.html
Funny Bunny Videos I just spilled my tea... hope you are happy with yourself. Also, someone needs to make Trump VS Kim Kong Un DANCE OFF.
I am quite happy with myself. Also, you are right about that dance - off.
Hey Trump supporters...this is exactly what you sound like to the rest of us.
Tuck Buckford > Alex Jones
Tuck Buckford is back!
I doubt anyone tries to poison the President's cheeseburgers. Unless you count the loogies of every single member of his serving staff as 'poison'.
New Message McDonald does not need any 'more' poisoning in their food.
They tried poisoning it. The problem is that president 💩 sucks the life out of his constituents to keep from aging...so he just sucks a little more to offset the poison.
THX I have often wondered if he realizes how much spit he's actually eaten
Good one, Dad!
His diet has consisted of mcds since he was 16. It's why he always says he feels like he's still 16
Tide Pods lmfao I'm done
Whenever I end up in a comment section or a forum of some sort and someone is citing *InfoWars* as their source of information I know it's going to be a fun read.
differentboy96 hey man some of us don't live in our moms basement, we live on the second floor of our mommies house, thank you very much!
Nice tide pod meme.
WalnutHead : I didn’t get it ....was it in response to the videos where kids are consuming the ride packets?
Yeah the meme goes that apparently people have thought the tide pods were edible and there has been many pics of people doing things with them like cooking them with pizzas lol
Man sure glad I'm not a Trump supporter... they seem really angry and paranoid all the time.
Also thinly-veiled pissed!
Isn’t it sad this this parody is actually more believable than the tripe Alex Jones has on his show?
Alex had gone off the deep end for awhile before he decided to sell out and remake his libertarian pancake-ass into one begging for an alt-right shoe-in. So now Trump has his blind allegiance on top of the insane conspiracies. It was a sound business decision, which, has helped rake in countless new fans as well as millions in additional revenue, but it also underscored the revelation that Jones has, in fact, been playing a character. The worst part, however, would have to be that his deceitfulness has aided in further-undermining the compromised intellect of the average, superstitious American citizen his show attracts: typically, a poorly-educated fool who'll now see liberal conspiracies everywhere (s)he looks. These village idiots that he preys on are not going to help 'Make America Great Again.' On the contrary, these knuckle-dragging regressives are now more likely to place extra burden on the nation's attempts to move forward scientifically and technologically. Good news for China.
Colbert keeps me sane!
Breaking News: N Korea just bombed President Trump's personal library. All 3 books were completely destroyed and... in a tragic twist... ...He hadn't even finished coloring them :)
lame, weak, and just dumb
The books were Teddy Bear's ABCs, The Little Cho-Choo Train, and Mein Kampf
Lol!
YESSSSSSSSS! Tuck Buckford is my favorite, never stop doing this Colbert!!!
I'm not even safe from Tide Pod memes on Colbert's channel!
FURIOUS CASHEW OH MY GOD
Huh, I just noticed in the background world map on the Tuck Buckford set that the UK and Ireland are entirely missing. IS THIS A COLONIAL CONSPIRACY TO ERASE BRITAIN?!
REVERSE-COLONIAL* There! FTFY 😊
@@maazkalim Hah! I was more referring to the Americans as 'The Colonials', an old British joke. But that works too!
Crown Prince Pikachu...Jesus I'm floored
Did he just do a whippit on TV?
SolSmoke looked like it to me. I don't think they thought that through
Lol I thought the same thing. His head must have been buzzing while finishing that segment hahaha.
If he did he's a champion for not busting out laughing .
I thought the same thing. Holy shit, Colbert is huffing!
Yeah, pretty sure he did. Explains the last part of the segment.
Yo that was some serious brain fighting good job
There is not enough Reddi Whip in the world to make me watch Alex “deadly emperor penguin” Jones. 🤣
Stephen is brilliant
Tuck Buckford would make a great Trump's special adviser.
I could not stop laughing during this whole thing. This was so spot on it's almost scary. But mainly hilarious haha.
This is Art.😂
I love Brain Fight!!
I pray Alex Jones sees these.
Man, I love these sketches. These must be a blast to write. And I just noticed only "HT" in "FIGHT" are italicized, so it sorta says "BRAIN FIG HT".
Tuck is FACE MELTING
Props to Stephen's writers who come up with crazier ideas that have not already been aired by rage-queen and certifiable lunatic, Alex Jones.
AYYY Colbert getting in on the Tide Pods
"...They are putting a slow sedative that they're building up, that's also addictive, in his Diet Cokes and in his iced tea." In other words, artificial sweeteners.
A mix of Dennis Miller and Alex Jones 😊
I think Alex Jones and Trump need a little personal time. And if that mental picture makes you wanna puke then you are normal.
Alex Jones is both a blessing and a curse of _freedom of speech_
the_dead_poet 'Free speech doesn't mean just keep yapping'...they have never heard this.
There was a time I might have agreed on the blessing part... and then he kept talking, and the curse ensued.
jeck jeck and you killed God so I gotta ask, did he die if shame when he made your mustache?
No need to worry about my username You tried to plant a new German psyche, but you just grew hate; me no Third Reichy!
jeck jeck it all starts with you, you're the father Socrates
Can you mimic Alex Jones' anti Stelter rant?
Tuck Buckford is a more believable journalist than Alex Jones.
Go back in your bunker. The adults are talking.
What are the IKEA submarines called? I’m Swedish and have no freakin’ idea.
Småfjord
Alex Jones is but a humble waterfilter merchant. Male Vitality made me to the man i em today, and i used to be a little girl.
Tuck Buckford is F-ing A. I can't stop laughing when he is on set. More Tuck please.
Furious Cashew Nut. =)
delish tide pods
I'd say at least %70 of conservatives in the KZhead comments actually watch Info Wars and believe everything that guy says. Don't believe me? Go to the comment section of a video about "crooked Hillary".
Lately I've been wondering if Trump's handlers don't have him on Ritalin for extended public appearances.
The dog-painting was cool.
Every single time I watch that Alex Jones clown, I'm thanking the Gods that there we have the Atlantic Ocean in place.
I wouldn't worry too much. Trump only has 36% approval, and Jones only has 1%. Still, I understand your concern. 1% of America is still over 3 million people, but we usually keep them in the basement, so everything will turn out ok.
Clay Loomis I don't wanna come across like one of those loony toons carrying a sign saying "The end is nigh!" But they said the same of that ridiculous fellow named Hitler when he was the leader of a tiny political party with some 50 followers. Those nutters used to meet in a tavern, drink and rant about the Jews, Gypsies, homosexuals and Jehova's Witnesses. Just the fact that you have a guy who used to chase teenage beauty contestants around living in the White House now has me sorta worried.
Simon, you should at least find it a bit reassuring that America has a better political history than Germany. I wasn't happy when the big, orange Humpty got elected either, but we have a nice corrective system in place here. His approval rating has gone steadily down since he was elected, and no amount of gerrymandering or electoral college manipulation can win you an election with only 36% approval. He won't win the next election, and I'm not entirely sure he'll even MAKE the next election.
Clay Loomis Do you have a political history that is that much better than Germany? You had millions of slaves, people who came over and worked as white slaves for decades to pay for the transport. After that you had a civil war over the status of the coloured slaves who remained second rate citizens for a hundred years after. You only thought to involve yourself in ww1 when Mexico was approached by the kaiser yet you have the Monroe doctrine in place and you've basically been at war non stop since the birth of your nation. Joining a union is basically the same as admitting that you're a commie and you don't seem to get the concept of a decent minimum wage. Anything that even mildly resembles an economic safety net and McCarthys ugly face pops up and drags the offending party away to bible camp and hourly indoctrinations reciting the oath beneath the flag. The majority of the people in your country won't even give a woman the right to decide over her own body, especially not if she happens to have been born in another country and just happens to live in the US - illegally or otherwise. The majority of teenagers are not given information about sex instead they are told not to have it - or the Devil will get them - or words to that effect with the result that they get the info elsewhere - the internet being a popular place to look. In short, sorry but you didn't do too well before Trump became president, the fact that he now is, just makes it blatantly obvious that the concept of a union loosely constructed by a mixed bag of states which seem to hate to work together - is doomed to fail in the long run. Maybe 250 years or so is all one can hope for.
Yes, it's the worst system imaginable, except for all the others. I take great solace in the fact that I live in California instead of Alabama. Recreational marijuana is legal here, which allows me to worry a LOT less about all the horrors you just listed. Liberals have always had to drag conservatives, kicking and screaming, into the future. If it was left up to conservatives, we'd still be living in the stone age. And as hard as they may try, conservatives are losing ground fast in the age of the Internet. It's hard for those folks in Alabama to get their kids interested in wearing KKK hoods when all the music they listen to is from black rappers. In short, I hold out more hope than you do. Of course, it's harder for me to be objective. I live here.
Seemed to me from the clip that Alex has rather small hands. Hmmmmm.
Oh my god, you're right!
The internet has ruined me. I'm crying because of tide pods
OMG he just did a whip-it... I'm dead😆😆😆
How can any human being believe that alex jones is a trustworthy source of news??? For real, how? Even my neighbor, who's a person mentally challenged that I respect, knows that guy is beyond a joke.
Sometimes I wish Alex Jones was right sooo much 😂 Then I could have joined the Illuminati to poison Trump and Jones both)
huh? you want to kill people?
you want to poison trump ?
I always pay heed to the sage advice of Tuck Buckord. Tuck B . is a bonafide national treasure.
Thing is the "small hands" thing came up during the REPUBLICAN DEBATES
I honestly get about as much sense out of this as I get out of Alex Jones' show
Alex Jones is like a living meme... and i love it. Check out Joe Rogan's impressions of him always hilarious.
😂😂I love when you do this character
Anyone going to mention Tuck Buckford just did a whip-it on national television? lol
why are there so many paper on alex's desk?
Those are his "high-level sources"
Trump self-insertion fanfics?
They are article of mainstream news stories, he simply gives his take on things in the press. He has a more conservative/libertarian leaning and he is eccentric , impassioned, and entertaining but people can't handle it because it doesn't mirror CNN's version of reality. Many folks can't handle their world view being challenged, so late night comics, "news" talking heads, mock, ridicule and attack Jones daily because he is huge and they feel threatened. I would suggest the Jones' haters actually watch a few episodes of his shows or watch some his great early documentaries before jumping fully on the the Alex Jones is crazy bandwagon. If his delivery is not your cup of tea, he has many other more palatable, calmer reporters and anchors.
That all sounds great, except that most peoples' world view is not even remotely challenged by Alex Jones. That would require taking him seriously.
Gerard The content of his reports is also not even close to reality.
Humppp, no it‘s just spam. ROFL
Hey, Stephen Colbert's Tuck Buckford character is so funny i am laughing so much it hurts!
Put a little more shhhh in ssss your perfect 👌🏻 😂
Jones is actually correct about George Bush! ...not the drugging part, but he sounded _remarkably_ more intelligent prior to becoming the president. Maybe it was a stroke or something...
CB BC wow hilarious.... not.
CB BC maybe it was just stress from the shit storm he found he had just jumped into?
Professional gambling gambit: Make mistakes, fumble with your cards, mess up while dealing, piss off the other players, get them calling you 'idiot' to your face. After a few more hands, the idiot suddenly starts winning. Everyone underestimates the bumbler...
Greg Gallacci No. No, they don't.
Funny i really miss the Colbert report
alexdapostman Projecting again, huh?
Did Steven just accidentally take a “whip it”? The cream doesn’t come out if the can’s pointed upwards. Just the gas. 🤣
Later on that day Ronald McDonald filed a restraining order
Covert drugging? WoW.....
Why does YouHoo look like brown water?
TheReal008Zulu its brown milk🥛🍫
What's it's appeal?
+Real Zulu -- *First Question* : It is brown water. *Second Question* -- It's cheaper than chocolate milk
its just chocolate milk is all
It is not chocolate milk. The first ingredient listed is water
LMFAO😂👍 YOU got Alex Jones on point.
Yoohoo, arabic for "not as chocolatey as you were hoping" LOL
This segment seemed weak, or atleast compared to the other Buckford segments- OR maybe I am just losing my sense of humor as I can't tell the differnce between a joke and reality anymore. I can't believe people actually listen to this shit, it just makes me depressed.
If it helps in any way son. U ain't alone da.
pahul gill it sounds like it isn't the show that is giving you problems, and I understand that. If you have medical insurance, please go see your doctor and explain how you feel.
pahul gill and yet... here you are.
Yeah, liked it but he went on too long with it.
Mya Mi I'd say name it the "Alternative" party.
Absolutely completely brilliant!
The only thing Stephen forgets every time is, that he should advertise his own products during these shows like Alex Jones does.
Brain Fight with Tuck Buckford reminds me of Macho Man Randy Savage
LMAO THE FUCKING TIDE PODS 😂
Did Stephen Colbert just hit a whipit on TV? He's so boss!
Shut up the opposition! Let us call them conspirator theorists!
And once again Tuck Buckford ends up smearing a dairy product on his face. I wonder if they're trying to tell us something.
It's still AMAZING that Alex Jones can actually go purple.
I love Brain Fight so funny !!! Keep me coming Tuck !!!
Stephen Colbert is genius! 😂😂😂
We should get a take counter on this skit to see how many tries this took.
Trump is poisoning himself.... he’s groggy after 5pm? That’s what a fast food diet does to a person. I eat a McDonald’s French fry and I sleep for a week.
4:55 Real ass statement for real. Hahahaha
Mr. Colbert you make me smile.
i like how alex jones only blames GOP presidents. "well if they were bad, they must have been drugged!"