Congressional Fundraising: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

2016 ж. 2 Сәу.
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Lawmakers have to raise money to keep their jobs, but a surprising amount of their job now consists of raising money. John Oliver sits down with Congressman Steve Israel to discuss the costs of political spending.
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  • "not what our founders had in mind" That really sums it up.

    @joshuaehl1481@joshuaehl14818 жыл бұрын
    • +Joshua Ehl Believe that can be said for most of things in the US today.

      @TheOhm122@TheOhm1228 жыл бұрын
    • Seth Crimson Nailed it.

      @joshuaehl1481@joshuaehl14818 жыл бұрын
    • To be fair the said founders were slavers, so it's probably for the best :)

      @cl1cka@cl1cka6 жыл бұрын
    • Eh the same could be said for the USA not officially supporting slavery but here we are anyway.

      @alchemicpunk1509@alchemicpunk15094 жыл бұрын
    • Who gives a fuck what a bunch of flea bitten primitives thought hundreds of years ago.

      3 жыл бұрын
  • Best part: Gambling Girl Scout.😂

    @marekmcleod@marekmcleod8 жыл бұрын
    • PROTIP

      @weevusESC@weevusESC8 жыл бұрын
    • i am from germany, i don't understand that. what is it about?

      @Synapsenkitzler@Synapsenkitzler8 жыл бұрын
    • +Malory Acher clearly the best part was his analogy about the massage that starts with a handjob :D

      @Daymjo@Daymjo8 жыл бұрын
    • +Synapsenkitzler Basically, Girl Scouts, an organization has a famous reputation for selling you their cookies. And some can be very insistent. So John Oliver is basically saying that politicians can be even more desperate than a girl scout who owes people money. I think.

      @PrivateSparky@PrivateSparky8 жыл бұрын
    • +Malory Acher She knows where you live! 4 BOXES!

      @bmoney2011@bmoney20118 жыл бұрын
  • "Not bad for wine in a bag!" "Sure. That's fair." I'm DYING. Some of John's best work!

    @Razrangel@Razrangel8 жыл бұрын
    • That must have skinned the senator if he got any. Cold blooded unmasking of a politician.

      @android12921@android129214 жыл бұрын
    • And the way it was delivered? So dry? Absolutely some of his best work.

      @kaitlyn5324@kaitlyn53244 жыл бұрын
  • But y'know, fair play to Steve Israel. There's not many politicians who'd just sit there and not just take, but participate in an interview that was mostly a piss-take

    @tommagennis@tommagennis8 жыл бұрын
    • Tom Magennis He seemed pretty relatable. Very real.

      @Buzzy_Bland@Buzzy_Bland7 жыл бұрын
    • When you're retiring with a hefty pension, a padded savings account in the bank, and are about to be freed from Congress for life, I think it's fair to not give a shit about anything.

      @TeamPokemono@TeamPokemono6 жыл бұрын
    • It's not though. The same way that this video wasn't just a piss-take. It's things like this that manage to get this important information to many people; Steve Israel simply got another medium to inform the public about how ridiculous that system he despises is and how we _really need to change it_ - which is what he himself wants, far as I understood it. For people to get upset about it and to work together to change it.

      @GryphonSkull@GryphonSkull6 жыл бұрын
    • I enjoyed watching him die inside as John drank the wine from the bag 😂

      @Ethan-yk3hi@Ethan-yk3hi6 жыл бұрын
    • @@Ethan-yk3hi me too. It was so sadistic but, worth watching. John nailed it.

      @android12921@android129214 жыл бұрын
  • No wonder politicians never get anything done.

    @MrHousecup@MrHousecup8 жыл бұрын
    • MrHousecup that and the vast amount of different views and proposals too

      @ryanjapan3113@ryanjapan31135 жыл бұрын
    • MrHousecup it’s worse than that. They get tons of stuff done for their donors - but only for the ones who can donate hundreds or thousands of dollars at a time.

      @terriej123@terriej1234 жыл бұрын
    • they get plenty done.. they keep getting re-elected

      @spaghetti9845@spaghetti98454 жыл бұрын
    • LOL Imagine thinking THIS is the reason that nothing gets done by politicians. You fucking buffoon.

      @leannaburnell1745@leannaburnell17454 жыл бұрын
    • @@leannaburnell1745 If someone spends half or two thirds of their time on the job trying to convince people to help them keep their job instead of actually doing it, just think about what that implies for their job performance. And when you consider every other candidate has the same problem, yeah, you are looking at a system that is designed around maintaining the appearance of job performance rather than working.

      @amymason156@amymason1564 жыл бұрын
  • "What does it pair well with? Street violence?" My sides 😭

    @tayhonorable7421@tayhonorable74218 жыл бұрын
    • One of the 3 best lines!

      @WGB3019@WGB3019 Жыл бұрын
  • Great. To be a successful politician in the U.S. you have to be a good telemarketer. That explains a lot.

    @matthewsexton5490@matthewsexton54907 жыл бұрын
    • +Matthew Sexton Not really If I were a Congressman or Senator I would ask for direct contributions from my voters and not big corporations or rich people because because I'm a real progressive and I want our country to become a Social Democracy like Denmark ( A Capitalist economy with actual rules to make everything fair ).

      @harrychristofi6725@harrychristofi67257 жыл бұрын
    • And new tele- is social media, not phones

      @xZeroTheGreat@xZeroTheGreat5 жыл бұрын
    • @@harrychristofi6725 As the system currently is, you'd pretty much have to be in a safe seat and be an independent candidate in order to be able to do that sort of thing.

      @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx48444 жыл бұрын
    • +xXXDumbWordStupidNumberXXx Fair enough, but it’s possible to be a Progressive in a deep blue Democratic U.S House district lol

      @harrychristofi6725@harrychristofi67254 жыл бұрын
    • @@harrychristofi6725 But they'd still have to take large donations in order to pay party dues, that's why I said they'd pretty much have to be independent.

      @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx48444 жыл бұрын
  • Define Irony: Red Cruz filibustering Obamacare, by reading a book, of which the moral is "How do you know it's bad, until you try it?"

    @buckyhate7695@buckyhate76956 жыл бұрын
    • Bucky Hate even though you made this comment 10 months ago, I have to compliment the brilliance of it.

      @thekwjiboo@thekwjiboo5 жыл бұрын
    • @@thekwjiboo here here

      @jamesslick9879@jamesslick98795 жыл бұрын
    • Craig Johnson here here

      @katherinecruz9250@katherinecruz92504 жыл бұрын
    • +

      @deanc9453@deanc94534 жыл бұрын
    • Red

      @unreallilac5554@unreallilac55544 жыл бұрын
  • Mad props to Rep. Israel for having a wonderful sense of humor and honesty... and bravery to be interviewed by John Oliver. LOL

    @shawnwaldrop3702@shawnwaldrop37028 жыл бұрын
    • 0 shots given. A true political machine workhorse.

      @aceous99@aceous992 жыл бұрын
  • Fuck I was gonna go to sleep..

    @django7762@django77628 жыл бұрын
    • Haha same here

      @zurikhazarika@zurikhazarika8 жыл бұрын
    • +Ankit Hazarika we all wanted sleep

      @evanthompson7494@evanthompson74948 жыл бұрын
    • same!

      @lkallen@lkallen8 жыл бұрын
    • +Django 776 we all know that wasn't going to happen when you check youtube

      @Antonbrehbrahbruh@Antonbrehbrahbruh8 жыл бұрын
    • The accuracy

      @jparker6114@jparker61148 жыл бұрын
  • i gotta say - the congressman was a pretty good sport

    @dzfz2100@dzfz21007 жыл бұрын
    • he's going to telling other politicians to do stuff but a horrible politician himself then again, most of America's politicians are idiots. Most of the politicians in the world are idiots or selfish if not both.

      @London_J@London_J3 жыл бұрын
    • It's because he was leaving office, so he could finally tell the truth.

      @knytetech7732@knytetech77323 жыл бұрын
    • @@knytetech7732 yeah. Sadly

      @London_J@London_J3 жыл бұрын
    • Yes! 😂😂😂

      @saranghae2808@saranghae28083 жыл бұрын
    • @@London_J pp3q

      @abdullahmoafa5125@abdullahmoafa51252 жыл бұрын
  • I admire how this man can keep a friendly professional smile while talking about the most horrible, soul-crushing parts of being a politician.

    @TheRhetoricGamer@TheRhetoricGamer5 жыл бұрын
    • His job was to be the soul crusher, and he was proud of that fact, and damn good at it.

      @aceous99@aceous992 жыл бұрын
    • Well, the entire premise of show is examining definitive soul-crushing aspects of being an American... ...and our developmentally arrested species in general.

      @rukeyser@rukeyser Жыл бұрын
  • Oh god the Congressmen work in a Callcenter 4 hours a day...holy shit I understand why they're all insane.

    @connarcomstock161@connarcomstock1618 жыл бұрын
    • Connar Comstock but they were crazy before they had to do that

      @ianh1504@ianh15045 жыл бұрын
    • 4 hours is nothing compared to what they get paid.

      @basillah7650@basillah76505 жыл бұрын
    • As someone who worked in a call center I can confirm it drives one mad

      @trentonnewman9683@trentonnewman96833 жыл бұрын
    • @@basillah7650 4 hours in a call center is only a tiny part of what they have to do to get paid.

      @thegrayyernaut@thegrayyernaut3 жыл бұрын
  • Walt Disney Pictures Presents Congressional Meeting Musical Rated-G There you go Congress. You can use that to earn money.

    @weirdotzero7065@weirdotzero70658 жыл бұрын
    • 😂

      @lucasnasstrom5459@lucasnasstrom54598 жыл бұрын
    • I'd watch it.

      @somebody9@somebody98 жыл бұрын
    • I don't think they could handle all that money

      @CorallusB@CorallusB8 жыл бұрын
    • +Some Body and someone is going to fap to it. Just because this is the internet.

      @emmey8865@emmey88658 жыл бұрын
    • +Emmey *sigh* *unzips*

      @paulkannenberg1223@paulkannenberg12238 жыл бұрын
  • John Oliver is one of those rare personalities I love because they don't cater to the interviewers and keep their own style throughout

    @jackkerger164@jackkerger1647 жыл бұрын
  • I can't believe this just made me feel sorry for a bunch o' politicians.

    @KendrixTermina@KendrixTermina8 жыл бұрын
    • Perspective: They are not willing to change it so let them sit in their shit.

      @writerconsidered@writerconsidered8 жыл бұрын
    • Think we could be using this money for waffle irons.

      @heidshows9618@heidshows96183 жыл бұрын
    • Citizens united made their job easier , they only need to talk to Bill Gates and he does the rest.

      @aceous99@aceous992 жыл бұрын
  • There were so many times when Steve's face said "Please kill me."

    @NinjaSlash123@NinjaSlash1238 жыл бұрын
  • This show is an epitome of investigative journalism :P

    @vladark138@vladark1388 жыл бұрын
    • Buzzfeed.

      @shlomosilversteinberg5785@shlomosilversteinberg57858 жыл бұрын
    • +Electric Jesus Buzzfeed suck, my Lord and Electric Saviour

      @JAWXEN@JAWXEN8 жыл бұрын
    • +Electric Jesus no.

      @SuhamanIlovelife@SuhamanIlovelife8 жыл бұрын
    • Buzzfeed is nowhere close to being investigative journalism. Internet news in general is not journalism in any way.

      @datguyyo@datguyyo8 жыл бұрын
    • +datguyyo I disagree (it's the internet, everyone does). The journalism (in America at least) industry is only hanging on because of online news. Internet reporters get Journalism/ Communications degrees like newspaperwriters. But you might think "Oh it's just BuzzFeed news, it's amateur work", but BuzzFeed writers are phenomal compared to other online news. All the writers do their job outstandingly as *journalists* and some of them even graduated from Ivy League Schools. These are all what makes online news *journalism*.

      @fiza7418@fiza74188 жыл бұрын
  • John Oliver, thank you for helping me pass my last two high school history exams. It is both a genuinely amazing feat for you and a truly damming sign for our country's education system that I learn more about our government watching you than I have in four months of educational classes. Keep up the good work of teaching your viewers the truth about world wide politics and feeding my newly introduced swearing habit.

    @rhondadavis614@rhondadavis6147 жыл бұрын
    • It sucks he doesn't post once a week every week but it's on HBO so, seasons

      @lefty4556@lefty4556 Жыл бұрын
    • How’s the swearing going lol? You learned from the best!

      @sonorasgirl@sonorasgirl7 күн бұрын
  • I know it's obviously fucked up how corrupt this is, but all I can think is how SAD it is. Like, I imagine most of these people didn't start in congress because they wanted to be evil and corrupt. They probably wanted to shape their country in their image. Instead of doing things they probably dreamed about, like debating their peers on the floors of congress, or visiting with their constituents, they're forced to basically beg rich people for money just to keep their job. I feel bad for them. At least most people get the respect and dignity of working and earning. These people have to literally beg for anything. And for good leaders, in important districts, it must be even worse. I can't imagine having to beg customers for money on top of having to actually do my job. It's a mark of how deep the corruption must go that they don't try to vote for campaign finance reform. American elections are getting truly perverse in how much money they waste.

    @Hannahdabeast@Hannahdabeast7 жыл бұрын
    • Truer words have never been spoken. Except probably the words “Pootis Spencer here” but that’s beside the point.

      @omarshah1614@omarshah16146 жыл бұрын
    • It's not exactly corrupt tho. They're not taking bribes from anyone

      @kaushikiyer4881@kaushikiyer48815 жыл бұрын
    • @@kaushikiyer4881 corruption takes many forms

      @marshallpaulikens5017@marshallpaulikens50175 жыл бұрын
    • An obsession with the free market can be dangerous, the US is a perfect example of privatization gone wrong

      @Elenrai@Elenrai2 жыл бұрын
    • It's weird seeing this capitalised like this because in Croatian the name for the US is SAD (Sjedinjene Američke Države, literally United American (we use adjectives a bit differently here) States)

      @ivanpatarcic73@ivanpatarcic73 Жыл бұрын
  • In fairness, Johnny's has AMAZING food. I used to work there, and while I did, our chef, Ann Cashion, won the James Beard award for best chef in the mid-Atlantic region.

    @festerization@festerization8 жыл бұрын
    • Awesome thanks for sharing

      @rusktrussian2746@rusktrussian27462 жыл бұрын
    • It looks like it was a great place. Johnny's hair didn't deserve that barb.

      @BiffChunksteak@BiffChunksteak3 ай бұрын
  • 20:41 "..is that a.. 2016?" Had me laughing so hard.

    @EtheonSnow@EtheonSnow8 жыл бұрын
    • Edie Snow love how John says oh oh congressman I would never do this to a glass

      @Joshua-go4vz@Joshua-go4vz6 жыл бұрын
    • Does it go any older than that?

      @android12921@android129214 жыл бұрын
  • "I would never do this to a glass" salty John Oliver

    @cowardexe@cowardexe8 жыл бұрын
  • "it is in my view, a form of torture" *smiling intensifies*

    @thelolilibra@thelolilibra5 жыл бұрын
  • I love you John Oliver. Thank you for not being involved with comedy central, who would never in a million years let these segments appear on youtube. Thank you so much for democratizing your program so that is available to the common public.

    @ivegotaname5400@ivegotaname54008 жыл бұрын
    • Phil Noll Actually, John Oliver filled in for Jon Stewart occasionally on The Daily Show, WHICH RAN ON COMEDY CENTRAL. But I see where you're coming from. Oliver made a FAR better choice to go to HBO.

      @CRASHjester@CRASHjester6 жыл бұрын
  • brillent

    @alasoify@alasoify8 жыл бұрын
    • Brilliant*

      @Nova-pw8bn@Nova-pw8bn8 жыл бұрын
    • +Lucifer lol

      @shoopoopie1@shoopoopie18 жыл бұрын
    • +alasoify a true fan of LWT

      @jjenny438@jjenny4388 жыл бұрын
    • +Lucifer nah. she meant brillent

      @polk-e-dot8177@polk-e-dot81778 жыл бұрын
    • +alasoify Brillient. Nice, I like your style.

      @reubensj7366@reubensj73668 жыл бұрын
  • this guys a boss..love how he says "id never do this to a glass"😂

    @Kutasule@Kutasule7 жыл бұрын
  • That Congressman seemed like a cool guy. Definitely kept it real. I could see myself sitting down to a bag of wine with him.

    @bunnyluver2176@bunnyluver21763 жыл бұрын
  • "I would never do that to a glass" xD

    @Broockle@Broockle8 жыл бұрын
  • Did anyone else hear a dog woof at 12:14?

    @thomaswiseau2421@thomaswiseau24218 жыл бұрын
    • I fed up with this world;

      @GuyOnAChair@GuyOnAChair8 жыл бұрын
  • Okay credit where credit's due, that lawmaker was awesome for appearing in that interview.

    @bainbonic@bainbonic7 жыл бұрын
  • John's face during that whole interview was completely priceless

    @YiPeaches@YiPeaches7 жыл бұрын
  • Fuck-it-politicians are my favourite. They come out of office, and for the first time smell the fresh air that comes from having to make no concideration to make before they talk. A career of watching your every word carefully - and now you suddenly can be unguarded and yourself again. Sometimes I'm sad that some of the insight they bring is obsolete by then, but sometimes it gives us these little insights. Like now. Thanks for sharing.

    @HaploidCell@HaploidCell8 жыл бұрын
  • If Pro is the opposite of Con, then what is the opposite of Progress?

    @ishka8835@ishka88358 жыл бұрын
    • +Nick K you're right but I think he meant congress haha

      @bridger_J@bridger_J8 жыл бұрын
    • Antonyms don't work like that.

      @joshuasoria8624@joshuasoria86248 жыл бұрын
    • +ISHKA with that logic, what will you make of constitution?

      @ananthbitsp@ananthbitsp8 жыл бұрын
    • +ISHKA Digress?

      @Gaaaaaamer@Gaaaaaamer8 жыл бұрын
    • +ISHKA congress amirite fellas

      @Ginpie777@Ginpie7778 жыл бұрын
  • So I've been binge watching John Oliver. I'm beginning to feel depressed. Is the world this fucked?

    @MightGuy15@MightGuy156 жыл бұрын
    • only the us and maybe somalia

      @TheManelich@TheManelich6 жыл бұрын
    • LMAOOOOOO LETS NOT REDUCE INEQUALITY BUT LET'S COMPLAIN WHEN OUR REPRESENTATIVES ONLY LISTEN TO DONATIONS AND LOBBYING

      @MrNamenamenamename@MrNamenamenamename5 жыл бұрын
    • You've let big business and their money /lobbyists to take over. We have laws in Europe to protect us against that.

      @johnforkan1492@johnforkan14925 жыл бұрын
    • We have rules, but the money still is there. Just with a different name.

      @Kirbeleg@Kirbeleg5 жыл бұрын
    • +Might Guy if you think this is depressing, try to binge watch his segments on Prosecutors, Public Defender, Municipal Violations, Bail, Mandatory Minimum, Prison and Prisoner Re-entry together. It's gonna break you down.

      @Secret_Moon@Secret_Moon5 жыл бұрын
  • Did anyone notice how much time everyone spent saying that the working conditions were embarrassingly awful when they described HOW MOST WHITE COLLAR WORKERS SPEND THEIR DAYS?!?!? "Oh - it's full of cubicles with those awful cloth dividers..."

    @FindThePattern@FindThePattern8 жыл бұрын
    • +Philo Janus To be fair, most people who work in call centers describe it the same way

      @indigodragon78@indigodragon788 жыл бұрын
    • Jonathon Moran Well sure, but we've earned the right to call it a shitty existence. These guys are just daytrippers.

      @FindThePattern@FindThePattern8 жыл бұрын
    • Since we're bitching about who has the worst job, I work 10 - 12 hours a day in a shitty factory in 100 degree weather. I also usually work 7 days a week so about 70 - 84 hours a week. I would love to work at a cubicle or only work 8 hours a day.

      @chocolatepizza8433@chocolatepizza84338 жыл бұрын
  • "What does it pair well with, street violence?" Oh my God, I'm dying LMAO

    @TimmyM56@TimmyM568 жыл бұрын
  • Oh Congressman, I would never do this to a glass =)

    @IllinoisTrafficAttorney@IllinoisTrafficAttorney8 жыл бұрын
  • This honestly makes me appreciate Bernie's fundraising campaign even more...

    @jacintovski@jacintovski3 жыл бұрын
    • Bernie still receives large donations from corporate interests, which can be viewed on the Open Secrets website.

      @totallyshamanistic@totallyshamanisticАй бұрын
  • It would be awesome if there were a website that could tell me all the candidates running in my state who have pledged to reject PAC or special interest money. I know in CA, the PAC-funded incumbent Eshoo was almost beat by a rep that disavowed all PAC/interest money (Kumar I think?), and I'd love to know where else my votes can make a difference here.

    @beatmakeralpha3572@beatmakeralpha35722 жыл бұрын
  • 7:17 He Hung up the invisible phone.

    @JasonRichardTesch@JasonRichardTesch8 жыл бұрын
    • We learn to do that in drama class. At least, in mine we did. Full commitment & all.

      @SonaliMankaSingh@SonaliMankaSingh8 жыл бұрын
    • it's his improv background haha. Object Work.

      @hannahjw4319@hannahjw43197 жыл бұрын
    • That's basically Stephen Colbert anytime he pretends to have a prop on the Late Show

      @sealogic4552@sealogic45526 жыл бұрын
    • Them Ustar Dprin Ce, Colbert is hilarious with how carefully he puts away his imaginary props, especially because he typically just flings his real props away. So funny!

      @aaronswink2100@aaronswink21006 жыл бұрын
    • Yup, you bring a prop in you see it through! 😀

      @ironheart191@ironheart1916 жыл бұрын
  • Think we could be using this money for waffle irons.

    @ncc1701dfreddyvulcan@ncc1701dfreddyvulcan8 жыл бұрын
    • Oh my god your right

      @joshaskew5035@joshaskew50354 жыл бұрын
  • Good job John Oliver! You are the BEST late night show host and investigative journalist out there!!!!!!

    @saranghae2808@saranghae28083 жыл бұрын
  • That clip of Ted Cruz reading Green Eggs and Ham made me happy in a way I'm not used to when watching this show He tried doing it with such eloquence, it's amazing.

    @CasaiAgicap@CasaiAgicap7 жыл бұрын
  • Not bad for wine in a bag. Sure, that's fair. Your delivery on that line was impeccable, sir. Kudos.

    @scrivner3902@scrivner39028 жыл бұрын
  • Wow! That was VERY enlightening. I've often wondered why politicians sometimes become so cynical and corrupt. This certainly sheds a lot of light.

    @tonybaloney8455@tonybaloney84558 жыл бұрын
  • This is basically my job as a tech support agent. Little desk, cubicles, cheap fabric dividers, constant calls, small talking with random people, getting down to business (fixing their computers), and someone breathing down my neck to make sure I'm not on calls too long so I can move on to the next call.

    @JoyousSquonk@JoyousSquonk8 жыл бұрын
  • God love you, John Oliver (and all the writing/supporting staff)!

    @elizabethdean8345@elizabethdean83457 жыл бұрын
  • I can't believe he didn't mention wolf-pac or the democracy spring protest.

    @PhilipPetrunak@PhilipPetrunak8 жыл бұрын
    • ...

      @userwhosinterestedin@userwhosinterestedin8 жыл бұрын
    • I do not think John needs to shill for TYT. They just are not relevant except on KZhead.

      @bkdmode@bkdmode8 жыл бұрын
    • +Phil Dog I would support their message from wolf-pac, but it is run by shitty regressive leftists.

      @stinknus@stinknus8 жыл бұрын
    • +stinknus the regressive right costed taxpayers $24billion with their shutdown stunt. Traitors..

      @Andrew-lm2xk@Andrew-lm2xk8 жыл бұрын
    • +stinknus thats weird. vote on the issues, not the people. its fine to support wolfpac but still dislike tyt

      @__Stitchy@__Stitchy8 жыл бұрын
  • Cruz reading Dr. Seuss is probably the most likable thing he's done so far.

    @asdfrozen@asdfrozen8 жыл бұрын
  • Why the fuck does The United States congress have to raise their own money to do their job? The job that they were appointed to do by the people of their own country. That's like getting a job and having to pay rent to your boss just to stay at your job.

    @IanLEAU@IanLEAU8 жыл бұрын
    • The money is not to do there job, the money is used to pay for campaign advertisements to convince Americans to vote for them so they get re-elected.

      @Ettannis@Ettannis7 жыл бұрын
    • +Mitchell Nelson So in other words, their job right? If they were doing their "job", Americans will be convinced to re-elect them that is to say by using Ian's metaphor, if the employee does a good job and helps the boss secure a profit, the boss can then have enough money to afford rent. Did I really have to explain that?

      @TCt83067695@TCt830676957 жыл бұрын
    • Mitchell Nelson That is his job right?

      @IanLEAU@IanLEAU7 жыл бұрын
    • +Mitchell Nelson in this comparison, the voters are the "boss"

      @AdrianGarcia-nc4pv@AdrianGarcia-nc4pv7 жыл бұрын
  • This is so accurate that in my internship with a congressional campaign, the finance director mentioned this clip to explain exactly what he does.

    @tomr719@tomr7197 жыл бұрын
  • "you shouldn't drink that right out of the bag" "oh I wouldn't do this to a glass" I live on long island and I approve this message.

    @drew8066@drew80668 жыл бұрын
  • did a dog bark at 12:14

    @H4ZM4TT@H4ZM4TT8 жыл бұрын
    • +Matt McMurran The fuck! Does sound like it!

      @MauFerrusca@MauFerrusca8 жыл бұрын
    • Could be a really loud sneeze. Or it could be a service dog that acted up for a second. Though, the former seems a tad more likely.

      @sirsoftspoken@sirsoftspoken8 жыл бұрын
    • ☝️💯💯🙌😂😂📭💯😂📭👂🙌💯😂💯

      @m33m63@m33m638 жыл бұрын
    • +Matt McMurran dude I thought this will have much more likes! I had to pause a video and find your comment because it defi sounded like loud bark! wtf :D

      @MaririSpirit@MaririSpirit8 жыл бұрын
    • yeah i scrolled through and was surprised no one else seemed to comment on it

      @H4ZM4TT@H4ZM4TT8 жыл бұрын
  • “I would never do this to a glass” had me bursting out in laughter 😂

    @UptownRepresentative@UptownRepresentative2 жыл бұрын
  • I used to live on Long Island and I met Steve Israel and shook his hand

    @realfamilyguy5300@realfamilyguy5300 Жыл бұрын
  • This should be shared to every american

    @thelousyllama@thelousyllama8 жыл бұрын
    • YES.

      @SeanMichaelWesley@SeanMichaelWesley8 жыл бұрын
    • And, now that we've been educated and entertained, let's all have a national discussion and work towards overturning this part of the system. I hope people don't just "like" and move on :)

      @archlinuxrussian@archlinuxrussian8 жыл бұрын
    • That unfortunately won't help the solution.

      @DamonCassada345@DamonCassada3458 жыл бұрын
    • +thelousyllama u dont say sherloc

      @m0rtred@m0rtred8 жыл бұрын
    • Let's all calm down, accept that america was fucked from the beginning ever since lazy cowards invaded and stole the land from the indians, the true owners. Now raise your glass of wine. Say "We're terribly sorry, indians." Cheers!

      8 жыл бұрын
  • John Oliver you're the best teacher I've ever had!

    @Exclusivepatg@Exclusivepatg8 жыл бұрын
  • On one hand, I feel sorry for anyone who has to go through that. On the other hand, I'm annoyed they don't put their differences aside and do something about it.

    @ArachCobra@ArachCobra8 жыл бұрын
  • "not bad for wine in a bag", said with the absolute most sincerity on his face. LOL.

    @iluvugoldenblue@iluvugoldenblue7 жыл бұрын
  • Hey that was damn brave of Mr Israel. Good on him.

    @5chr4pn3ll@5chr4pn3ll8 жыл бұрын
    • +5chr4pn3ll agreed

      @phero2@phero28 жыл бұрын
  • Oh boy! Something to get worked up about tonight! Get's me every time and this isn't even my country!

    @Wonderbeast@Wonderbeast8 жыл бұрын
    • same

      @davion_4623@davion_46238 жыл бұрын
    • I never thought I would see someone I know in a comment section.

      @kbl272kl@kbl272kl8 жыл бұрын
    • +Kimberly LaFreniere Same. Wait, I don't know any of you nvm

      @gigabic7487@gigabic74878 жыл бұрын
    • +Amzin Barclay I'm pretty sure there is an analogous situation in every democratic system in the world, only with variations by degree of subtlety / secrecy

      @siddeshm@siddeshm8 жыл бұрын
    • Kimberly LaFreniere NO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      @Wonderbeast@Wonderbeast8 жыл бұрын
  • LoL, that mention of Kristaps Porziņģis 😂 Greetings from Latvia, he's homeland 😉

    @RaymondSRO@RaymondSRO6 жыл бұрын
  • thank u John Oliver for helping me study for ap government

    @berkeleyfranklin1394@berkeleyfranklin13946 жыл бұрын
  • And while the politicians beg big spenders like Monsanto, for donations, Monsanto asks things of them in return. Which leads to corprations OWNING the country and every single politician. Thank you John oliver, for explaining this to us. Ive learned something new today :)

    @themaster8432@themaster84328 жыл бұрын
    • +The Master Politicans aren't owned by anyone that they don't want to be. These are the last people on earth that should be victimized, yet a way was found. There is no reason to believe that Congress would any less dysfunctional if this process were to change. There would still be phone calls and fundraisers and the peddling of influence. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

      @Norm604@Norm6048 жыл бұрын
    • Norm604 Not sure i understand what your point is. As i see it, the money hoarding required of politicians creates a big problem when talking about corruption. If all politicians need to gather a surtain amount of money through these fundraisers, to stay in office, then corruption cannot be stopped, since in order to keep your job, you hafto ask for money from shady corporations who wants something in return. So suddenly the congressman needs to honor the deals he makes for the donations, and this makes way for BAD laws and bills that are good for the corporation in question, but bad for every single normal citizen. SO the only solution to corruption is to abolish money from politics entirely, so politicians arent forced to make deals with greedy corporations. And if a politician has a good paycheck, he will not need the extra money under the table for his expencive stuff. I really dont see any other way to fix corruption. You cannot regulate it, since lawyers will find a loophole and all corporations will abuse that direction instead.

      @themaster8432@themaster84328 жыл бұрын
    • My point is that you can't buy your way out of this. It doesn't matter how much money you give someone, there is always room for more. There is always plenty of power and influence to be given out. When they leave Congress, almost everyone gets involved in lobbying somehow. Also, do you think that the public would be willing to pay more taxes to support candidates that they hate? You can be the one to tell the public that they are going to be forced to pay for Trump or Clinton's campaign. That will go over wonderfully.

      @Norm604@Norm6048 жыл бұрын
    • Norm604 Sure, if that is your approach to fixing it. Moving one expence payed by rich people, to the poor people's taxes. Then you are right, we shouldnt do it. But if you removed the need to have money in politics all together, then this wouldnt be a problem anymore. There must be a better way, its just not allowed to think outside of money and profits in this society :)

      @themaster8432@themaster84328 жыл бұрын
    • I am just a realist. Just like with PAC money, they would all find a way around it and then it would just be a bigger mess. No one is ever in control in D.C. and they like it that way. Bernie wouldn't even put a dent in it.

      @Norm604@Norm6048 жыл бұрын
  • Anyone else hear a dog bark at 12:13?

    @hibobbert@hibobbert8 жыл бұрын
    • I did, I wasn't sure what it was at first though, it seemed out of place. :)

      @noahaist9401@noahaist94018 жыл бұрын
    • +Phillip Corley it was a sneeze

      @Boragath123@Boragath1238 жыл бұрын
    • That's just what English people's farts sound like. Oliver let one slip.

      @giorgiogazzola5972@giorgiogazzola59725 жыл бұрын
  • Thank you for making me love my country and the solutions we found! If I look at Germany and our system, it often sucks. Then the US comes along and things here look pretty decent and democratic all of a sudden. German parties get federal funds proportionate to the number of votes they receive capped at half of their total funding. Donations to parties are strictly limited, monitored and published. Not as strictly as I would like, but still in an acceptable way.

    @RhaegarStorm@RhaegarStorm7 жыл бұрын
  • holy shit that girl scout bit made me laugh so hard i had to leave my office.

    @Arizona9001@Arizona90018 жыл бұрын
  • So that's what they're doing when another representative is pressing their "yea" or "nay" vote button for them.

    @tirsden@tirsden8 жыл бұрын
    • Yep, that and/or banging some 22-year-old female staffer in the loo.

      @Gaius__@Gaius__3 жыл бұрын
  • Honestly this is the type of Last Week Tonight I like the best. The episodes talking about mainstream, partisan issues like Trump or abortion were ok, but I love it when this show goes out of its way to bring a significant yet obscure problem (like this one) into the light.

    @noahhoward2883@noahhoward28838 жыл бұрын
  • “What does it pair well with, street violence?” Laughed at that hard

    @shrimp19921@shrimp199214 жыл бұрын
  • This might be my favorite episode ever. So very informative

    @collectpanda3350@collectpanda33504 жыл бұрын
  • "I would never do that to a glass" LOL

    @guptadhruv21@guptadhruv218 жыл бұрын
  • I swear every time I see the notification for a new 20 minute video for this channel, I get a dopamine rush that rivals that when you chug an extra large coffee.

    @hamzakamran7665@hamzakamran76658 жыл бұрын
  • If spending money is a form of speech, then so is NOT spending money; and, if representatives are supposed to "represent" the wishes of the people - then they need to listen to all voices. Heads up, the silence is way bigger than the vocal minority. It's so big, it's getting fuc*ing scary.

    @armartin0003@armartin00037 жыл бұрын
  • "Not bad for wine in a bag" is a _glowing_ review of that stuff. I've had it and... I still shudder at the memory.

    @mooniejohnson@mooniejohnson6 жыл бұрын
  • I think Steve Israel was a good sport about his interview. Very good episode

    @timonix2@timonix28 жыл бұрын
  • This is a message for the producers of the Last Week Tonight..I am wondering if you have ever covered disability issues. I think John Oliver could raise awareness in ways others could not. There are multiple angles...the Americans with Disabilities Act, the UN Convention on the Rights of Persons with Disabilities and its global implementation (or not) the systemic poverty in which persons with disabilities live around the world, the disability civil rights movement etc.

    @chavafinkler36@chavafinkler368 жыл бұрын
  • Did John Oliver just go to the effort of hanging up an imaginary phone? For reasons I can't explain, I respect him even more now

    @darkartsdabbler2407@darkartsdabbler24077 жыл бұрын
  • Someone tell me the context of Ted Cruz reading a Dr. Seuss book. Please, I need to know.

    @obito101man5@obito101man57 жыл бұрын
    • Search for "ted cruz green eggs".

      @germanvisitor2@germanvisitor27 жыл бұрын
    • He was trying to get Obamacare defunded in 2013, and he was trying to filibuster (Talk for so long that debate cannot continue) the budget so he could get Obamacare defunded, so he read Green Eggs and Ham to kill some time.

      @sheharnaeem6198@sheharnaeem61987 жыл бұрын
  • Half their time is fundraising? No wonder nothing is being fucking done in this country

    @Bailskywalker@Bailskywalker8 жыл бұрын
  • So what I'm hearing is #FeeltheBern

    @snowdog5479@snowdog54798 жыл бұрын
  • John Oliver's hilarious. But all of his shows, really show the real grimy parts of our society. It's really kind of depressing.

    @kurtiswhite6151@kurtiswhite61518 жыл бұрын
  • "not bad for wine in a bag" "....... sure" Why did I live that part so much? I loved the whole interview, it was fucking hilarious.

    @tsunadejr@tsunadejr7 жыл бұрын
  • I guess when that's your job, Long Island Wine becomes your best friend.

    @IncognitoSprax@IncognitoSprax8 жыл бұрын
    • +SpraxIAKS Drink the pain away, friends. Drink it all a way.

      @SugarCanesNOBLEx3@SugarCanesNOBLEx38 жыл бұрын
  • I missed John giving interviews! Loved seeing them on The Daily Show and I loved he brought them over to the show. So hilarious.

    @The-Zing-Man@The-Zing-Man8 жыл бұрын
  • Probably some of the best writing and narrative development ever.

    @williamhenry7226@williamhenry72268 жыл бұрын
  • I remember Her Highness Paris Hilton came up with the genius idea of Champagne-in-a-can. Kind of proves that whole thing about having lots of money but not being able to buy class.

    @markscott554@markscott5544 жыл бұрын
    • Oof

      @emperorjustinian7957@emperorjustinian79573 жыл бұрын
    • I Want to put this on Reddit, If Mr.Mark Scott would do the honors of putting this up on Reddit I want to be in the picture

      @emperorjustinian7957@emperorjustinian79573 жыл бұрын
  • I must now seek out where to buy these Belgian kimonos for cats.

    @ferm65@ferm658 жыл бұрын
    • +ferm65 Belgian here, I have seen none here.

      @Pieterjanvdhd@Pieterjanvdhd8 жыл бұрын
  • Just waiting for John Oliver to sum up Panama Papers for me. Keep up the awesome work!

    @durestudios@durestudios8 жыл бұрын
  • I read an interview with a freshman Congressman a while back. They asked what was the most surprising part of the job. They said their very first morning on the job, the very first thing that happened was a staffer came in with a list of numbers and said they have to call these people and ask for money so they could get started on their re-election campaign. On their first day in office. This is why bills don't get read even by the people crafting them.

    @colintimp1372@colintimp13727 ай бұрын
  • John Oliver is absolutely the best! 🤣🤣💯💯💯

    @mmusya793@mmusya793 Жыл бұрын
  • I never thought a segment could actually make me sympathize with politicians.

    @thecousinbellic@thecousinbellic8 жыл бұрын
  • Dog bark at 12:14 lol

    @MRSNIFFMEFINGA@MRSNIFFMEFINGA8 жыл бұрын
    • +MRSNIFFMEFINGA I can bark 75% better.

      @NolanLadny@NolanLadny8 жыл бұрын
  • Can anybody explain to me why politicians need to raise money? I'm just from another country, and politicians here get paid from taxes.

    @humanbeing5918@humanbeing59187 жыл бұрын
    • Their...salaries...if you will come from taxes. But they got little or no money to run their campaigns - to buy advertising time on TV and radio, to rent out big auditoriums where they give speeches to potential voters, to fly across country to campaign events, to host big expensive dinners where they try and get rich people to give them money to pay for the aforementioned events.

      @niccast@niccast7 жыл бұрын
    • Nicole C And why do they need campaigns? Candidates can just put their programs on the official websites and people will read and understand their policies and choose the candidate whose vision is the closest to their own.

      @humanbeing5918@humanbeing59187 жыл бұрын
    • +Vladislav Korchevoy You overestimate the common people...

      @janusprime5693@janusprime56937 жыл бұрын
    • +Vladislav Korchevoy are you trying to sound naive?

      @dylanb2990@dylanb29907 жыл бұрын
    • ***** Not really. I just know that it is a unique practice and in most of other developed countries politicians don't get funded by corporations, and taking into account how harmful it is because politicians basically become donors' puppets, I believe it is an important question each American should ask himself

      @humanbeing5918@humanbeing59187 жыл бұрын
  • I like this guy, he handles questions beautiully -- and those blue eyes!

    @93Jubilee@93Jubilee6 ай бұрын
  • JET FUEL CAN'T MELT JFK!

    @funyuns77@funyuns778 жыл бұрын
    • -_-

      @GuyOnAChair@GuyOnAChair8 жыл бұрын
    • Answer to both you guestions is sadly: jews

      @draczen@draczen8 жыл бұрын
    • +GuyOnAChair ​​ My child, you mustn't be watching this show. Why don't I read you some exciting snail facts instead?

      @imveryangryitsnotbutter@imveryangryitsnotbutter8 жыл бұрын
    • +Kenyan Legs Jet Fuel can't actually melt anything seeing as it's cooled down so that they can store even more of it in the tanks. However it will burn quite a lot if a fire is present due to extreme heat development, and seeing as Steel has the low low melting point of 1600ºC and is a great heat conductor, so yes 9/11 was an inside job, they could've at least used something less prone to smelting such as Tungsten Carbide with the low low melting point of 3400ºC I say low low, because it's pretty much the only thing in existence with such a high melting point. However if you want a building then using Tungsten Carbide isn't the most efficient way, seeing as it's extremely expensive compared to Steel, and as it's literally impossible to build a house out of, seeing as it's not very malleable or bendy or anything else but rigid, hard, not likely to deform and so on. However if human technology did advance as far as I know it has then all they really needed to do was coat the whole fucking building in aerogel and the whole problem wouldn't have existed in the first place.

      @livedandletdie@livedandletdie8 жыл бұрын
    • +I'm Very Angry It's Not Butter (#WTFU) but i want to go home :c

      @IHateYoutubeHandles79@IHateYoutubeHandles798 жыл бұрын
  • The end. It's amazing how you can suck down piss and end it with a smile, when you've spent your whole life thinking one thing and saying another. It's rather symbolic of congress in general.

    @Novous@Novous8 жыл бұрын
  • Jesus Christ, he looked like he was going to cry when he was describing that call center, hell I almost cried just hearing it. 16 years in that call center! Even John Oliver was thrown for a loop.

    @r6854@r68545 жыл бұрын
  • He put the imaginary phone away 🤣

    @happiness3903@happiness39033 жыл бұрын
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