Calabasas Fight Companion: UFC 267 w/ Chris D’Elia and Bryan Callen
2021 ж. 29 Қаз.
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Brendan Schaub is joined by Bryan Callen and Chris D'Elia to watch UFC 267.
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When Chris said “ya sweet... tart.... tartin’.... assssss” I literally cheered
I was screaming in the break room with my headphones on... not giving a fuuuck
Timestamp??
The classics baby 🤣🤣
@@duanecameronson oh doug
Nice thanks for spoiling it you fuck. All for a mediocre comment too
I feel like my parents were divorced for several years and now everybody's back together for a lovely sit around the table
Sadly I lived that and my parents getting back together after a decade definitely didn’t give me quite this much joy but I do love the metaphor for people who don’t have clear trauma lmaooo
@@nickkerr5714 shot and miss
@@bigt5096 If I'm honest, I wasn't sure but wrote my reply in a way that could be considered sarcastic but not too serious just in case. 😂👍
You said it 😂
SAME!
Chris is seriously a 10 out of 10 comedian when hes just ripping his friends. Not a fan of his standup at all but god damn hes naturally funny when hes with the bros
Thought I was the only one. Watched his stand up this week and couldn’t finish it but he’s hilarious when Callen is around.
Yea he really needs to ditch that weird voice he does, Idk why he does that
@@reyalecio3501 it's funny cuz I think that's general consensus for most people
Watch some of his impro ripping the audience at the laugh factory.
I agree
This is a real silly goose time right here.
Can confirm
with some hardcore sex criminals.
@@buttface9434 no charges, not even a lawsuit between them.
@@buttface9434 do you come here just to push your dislike on to people who like?
@@buttface9434 name checks out.
Bryan is so so good at setting Chris up for bits, honestly the chemistry between them is so special.
Especially when he says he doesn’t even know him or have a personal relationship with him…..
Why does everyone always say this😂😂😂WE KNOW most overused comment on every callen and delia video
It’s so true. Lol
imagine if they started a podcast together. 2 cancelled fucks with the best chemistry ever. at least i would watch it
@@korryjones7371 yeah that was so fucking gross
This episode was almost exactly what I needed. The only person missing was the Shaved Silverback, the man with bull-hearts for calves, The Mesomorphic Minotaur, William Sasso
Agreed. Miss this bunch.
Gladiator helmet face
Absolutely, and with theo too, that would be better than the actual fights, I'd pay for that
With these basketocats??? No way
Sasso and theo wouldve been legendary
*Chris’s podcast comedy is 1000x funnier than his stand up.*
Yes
It’s amazing, I wanna watch his stand up so bad
For real. Cringy as hell
Theo and Chris
Wait so is his stand up bad ?
I’ll never forget when Theo said to Brendan, “it looked like someone sprayed a bunch of drywall in your cheeks”
Or when he said "you look like you got stung by a bunch of bee's" 😂😂
@@saffronbandit4764 you look like an Italian dude that drowned, but still lived
Dem dark arts bruh.
It's so good to see Chris and Bryan together again
@@cluckycluck3053 cool bro. keep cluckn
They are so damn funny together . We need a new TMP . Will prlly won’t work with them tho unfortunately
@@cluckycluck3053 get facts right..go back to your home in in Ariels nose...plenty room their for ya bud
@@cluckycluck3053 screw these losers , hey lets excuse anybody just as long as we get entertained but if they had a daughter or sister r if any of the people were thier family they are different. F you want to like them thats fine but you look like a loser for defending them, just be honest with yourself that there is not much a person can do as long as I am entertained and I would respect that.
Yes it is. And nobody else
Dude when Bryan said glycogen and Chris reacted I fucking died
Timestamp bruh ?
I was in tears
@@sonnydortmund1513 around 47:25 it starts!!
@@sonnydortmund1513 i uploaded it on my channel
“when I turn you better have a lab coat on”🤣🤣🤣🤣
God damnit, this is exactly what I needed tonight. My grandfather passed away earlier today so I came onto youtube to look for something to cheer me up and stimulate my mind. Seeing Chris and Bryan back together genuinely made me happy.
Rip to ur grandpa bro
Sorry bout your gramps man.
Pedos and rapists unite!
Bless his soul
P lol
This is, by FAR, the most excited I’ve ever been to watch an episode of any podcast in my entire life
go find the 10 minute podcast mate
U Missed alot
I can finally stop rewatching Delia v callen over n over 😍😍😍😍
Before this, so much congratulations and Delia vs Callen.
Oh brother same.
These 2 are legends
Can’t forget rewatching Ten Minute Podcast 😔
Chris was firing on all syllables straight away, so happy to see him and ol' Bry back together again
The saying is “firing on all cylinders” but I guess syllables could work in this instance too 🤣 well done 👍🏼
@@brandonstephens1447 it’s a joke from Chris’s podcast
Adults don't know shit. Only babies do.
I loved it, but it sucks he aged like 10 years he can't really make fun of Bryan for being old that was so funny like 2 years ago
@@Bushey4545 nah he's the youngest man alive.
We need Chris back in more podcasts. He’s so stinkin funny.
*frinkin
Only in podcasts though. His stand up is just...yikes..
He’s back for another fight companion
@@thomasmitchell4128 trying to find a podcaster whose stand up is actually funnier than their personality on their podcast is very difficult.
Stinkin? Fml..🙄
Damn Brendan has the comedic timing of Joe Rogan. Killing the momentum of bits effortlessly 😂
Lol, well the other 2 have been doing stand up comedy for over 20 yrs. Ev hates brendan but i he holds his own ok with a giant like Chris. He had chris laughing a couple times 😁🤷♂️
Bit killer jones
“…and the best part is he goes …dad I don’t like coffee!”
@@rhysconnel8755 not the best but pretty good, most likely to become a gate keeper?
@@rhysconnel8755 A top 10 ufc heavyweight?
2:38:45 LMAOOOO waited almost 2 years for this
II FUCKING LOST IT - we need TMP back lol
thank you sir fir this time stamp 🤣🤣
That one came from another dimension
soooo good
The Brian and Chris dynamic is about the funniest thing on KZhead in the podcast space.
You’re not even exaggerating. Ive been waiting for his return as a guest on something for a long time. Chris is REALLY funny around other people.
You’re forgetting Sasso
@@416god8 I listen to ten min pod er day
@@seahawksFishing hate it
Cumtown is way funnier then Delias annoying schtick.
47:26 a legendary moment in podcast history
Thank you, was looking for this spot
It's crazy how he can be this funny in real life but forgive me for saying his stand up is below average, but on a podcast he's genuinely hilarious consistently on absolutely every podcast I've ever seen him on
"would you look at that"🎉😂
god bless you been looking for 10 minutes
46:17 The face Chris makes when Brandon interrupts him for 50th time. Priceless
HORRIBLE live chat
Thousands of people have been waiting to hear Chris “oops!” Bryan once again. 😂
Proving once again that Bryan knows fighting so much better than Brenden lmfao
Hilarious... And sad
hes wrong on his predictions like 80% of the time
@@justinbutera8945 yea brenda is
@@christoffer5875 yup
The best part of it all is that Brenda constantly belittles Bryan’s opinion like he knows nothing about fighting.
If you replaced schlobs with will sasso, this would be the perfect podcast. Tmp for life
Amen!
Dont forget lashawnda
14:05 the moment we’ve all been waiting for
Chris is one of the funniest podcast guess if all time and hasn't slipped a bit. In other news so many bees have stung brendans face. That boys face swolen
Bees with roids in their stingers
Whiskey and Twinkie’s will do that
What actually happened to his face?
@@lightyear5562 bad job at Botox stuff
It’s the whiskey
Chris hasnt missed a beat, havent laughed this hard in a while
DUDE SAME. Chris literally saves these podcasts. Too funny, I haven't cried laughing like that in a minute.
I swear
@The Fashion Cold Wars ur a loser
@The Fashion Cold Wars and you’re definitely not funny
@The Fashion Cold Wars called it. You aren’t funny
Brendan has one joke "Hey, Hey, Hey" and he just keeps going back to that well lol
i know, you can tell the other two were getting annoyed by it. you can’t slow down the convo just to say something boring and unfunny
I couldn't care less about the fights, I'm just happy to see Chris and Bryan together again.
I couldn’t care less about the rapes. I’m just happy to see Chris and Bryan together again :)
@@andyeveritt385 What rapes ? Has Chris been sentenced ? Or even charged ? Surely if there was rapes he would have at the very least been arrested and yet nothing hmm strange.
@@andyeveritt385 ... Where did you get your information from? You're embarrassing yourself. If he was proven to be a rapist, trust me, he wouldn't be on this podcast hunny.
Didn’t you guys see Brendan and Bryan crying over their friend being a pedo? Guilty or not that shit should stay with friends until being found guilty
@@andyeveritt385 He hasn’t even been arrested let alone convicted, there are no rapes and no underage sex. Did he on a few occasions message with someone underage, yes he did. Did he immediately stop messaging them upon finding out their age, again yes he did. Like many people who are famous he used his fame to have sex with young women (of legal age), there no crimes of any kind here hence why he was never even arrested. If you don’t want to watch him, move on as no one is forcing you to watch.
1:12:35 Chris has me crying 😂 “Sorry dude, that was Guinness book.” lmaoo
You can see Bryan's face the whole time. He's the set up master
13:20 Chris D’Elia’s face when Bryan Callen says he’s “GROOMING his son” S’NICE CHOICE A WORDS
"Dude is there stuff to eat" killed me 🤣🤣🤣
Y’cant cancel funny. D’elia is such a riot…great to see him serving Denny’s again like the ole days
Serving up that hot lasagna
Servin up underage girls! Can’t come back from that!
@@dylanconlon975 get a job or hobby
@@dylanconlon975 didn't he only try to meet up with like 18-19 year olds? I think the others were BS, Honest question
@@dylanconlon975 Not knowingly. Jump on that hating bandwagon though loser
I love how you can see, over the course of three hours, how long it’s been since Chris has had to talk to someone on camera for three hours
D'elia and Callen somehow make each other funnier and it's so good to see them back at it. My hope for new TMP is back :D
Nice to see Chris going out for things other than coffee.
He goes out for Teenie Boppers on the Reg
He goes out for 16 yr olds. When in legal states that is 😂
And young girls. HELLO!!!
Dammmmn the original comments replying to this...wonder if they should pick up comedy
@@collinwgreen Collin, aka Colleen, one of Delia's victims no doubt. #pray4colleen
Get Chris back on fighter and the kid plz. Btw the “oh I’m Penelope and I’m so cool” quote from Chris is still the funniest clip ever😂😂😂
Episode with Sasso + Callen with racist Starbucks = top 10 podcast episodes ever
Why u support a nonse
@@chrisakabusi3224 cuz he’s funny
@@chrisakabusi3224 why you such a clueless tit?
I gotta agree.
2:01:51 Might be my favorite moment of this podcast. So glad to see Chris back.
Chris is hilarious, they can’t keep up. I hope Brendan or Bryan open for him soon, so that way I can see them
Callen and D'Elia need their own podcast with a 3rd wheel guest on every episode.
Maybe...Will Sasso
@@CVA46643 10 min podcast.
@@rafaeldecarvalho1 yes that's what I was saying
I’m not sure who the 3rd wheel guest should be; But, if Delia is on the show-the guest probably shouldn’t be a 3 year old girl. Business and pleasure doesn’t go well together.
Theo n D’elia would crush
47:25 the funniest moment of this podcast
That was Bryans instagram post that led me to this show
Stg
“Shut up” 😂
You watched the whole thing?
thanks for letting me know to skip this one
45:30 Spit my ice cream out lol
Don’t spill the iced cream G
God, Chris is never funnier than when hes a guest on someone's pod. I've watched this all the way through 2 times.
Lame
@@blakegivson4871 teehee
Two times? Those are rookie numbers. You gotta bump those numbers up *takes bump of cocaine*
@@ZenCenterUpaya Will do. I'll try and get 10 sets of 10 face pulls at 80% of my 1rm with 2 min rest intervals in while I watch a third time.
@@bossmode336 atta boy ❤
27:27 killed me lmao holy sht it's good that Chris is back that had me almost crying laughing "I'm going to wait up with a shotgun......and when I see that tooth fairy...." lmfao
Bruh I was DYING. Chris is SO FUNNY in group settings
@@SamueListens hahhahah for real thoo
I just messaged my buddy I am crying laughing at work watching that part
Much respect to Brendan for working so hard, but that one bit shows perfectly what level each of these guys is at comedically
Bryan: "Can you name me one UFC fighter?" Chris: "Yes" Bryan: "Go ahead" Chris: "The Rock" 🤣🤣🤣
He's not wrong. Reporter: "Who do you think is the hardest worker in the UFC" Dana White: "The Rock is a beast look at the guy he's 50 what a stud"
Brendan was so happy when he asked him to wrap the salami in the cheese 😂
Bryan: Say one intellectual thing Chris: Okay...... Dagestan 😎
Chris : I know that song well I sing it to Calvin Brendan : Yeah, me too Chris : Just... TO CALVIN??
Your comment now has 69 likes. You’re welcome.
Well… Not anymore. Y’all just couldn’t let it stay at 69 🤦🏻♂️
@@a.m.scape_5133 Judas
I lost it there 😂 That was the moment i knew this was going to be an awesome 3,5 hours
It felt like Chris wanted to just start ROASTING Brendan at certain points but he held back 😂
He always almost does, but holds back lol. He only engages with people in his level.
After he calls him out for "fat fuck shit" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 1:15:49
It was probably on the contract
To him Schaub is like the friend’s little brother who is off limits to roasting
S'respectful... knows the audience.. plus a good friend. He is exactly like rick sanchez where after a while the fact he does have a kind heart comes through.
Chris had me crying laughing at work with that hoodie lunch meat story, my boss told me me to get it together 🤣
For the boys. Have this man on as much as possible. Always gold when he’s vibing with u guys. Never not a silly goose time. Love it.
D’elia is so ridiculously funny on podcasts -- legit might be the best
Theo
@@richbanks911 Between the both of them for me. Probably tied. Bobby is 2nd
I love that Chris basically yelled at them to stop interrupting 😂
Are you new here?
@@TonyChin226 seeing these comments after years of watching is awesome. Some people haven’t seen those legendary tfatk episodes
Well yeah any time they’re interrupting we’re missing out on sweet hot hot heat. Chris really serves up a lasagna of a conversation
Where’s the part where he says “uuuuuuuuum I’m talking, thank you” Hilarious 😂
3:04:57 this bit kills me lol
Not enough people are referencing this. His robot character is easily one of the funniest things he does.
Chris's face at 57:15 when Bryan said Ju Jitsu like a douche is pure sincerity.
That shit was funny Af .. he kinda seems annoyed at Brian
I was so happy to hear him say sweet tart tartin ass…this means he’s really back now
@@forgivemylaughter na
@@forgivemylaughter disagree. It’s like he never left
1:03:35 - Chris straight up roasting himself right there (while also bragging) got me so good.. it’s like he never left.
So in dune
1:30:50 “im just chill man” “Yeah you are chill” 😂😂😂
57:45 caught me off guard 😂
Chris,” I didn’t know he had a speech impediment, I just always thought he had cupcakes in this mouth.” Also, Chris is coming for that strap, again.
RIP
Timestamp?
@@BrenoOfficial 1:58.25
Half of the hilarity is Chris's banter with Callen and the other half is Brendan being wrong about something half the time 🤣
1:00:22 thanks for addressing the cheeks, followed with brendan saying “nashville chicken hot sandwiches” again
1:58:50 🤣🤣🤣 we need more of this brendan
If the 4th guest was Theo, they'd kill it at every PPV
Absolutely
@@setdaviking2849 Most definitely.
The 2nd best TFATK was with Delia & Theo.
Agreed! Theo, Brian, Chris, and Brenden would be a great fight companion.
@@setdaviking2849 without doubt
The number of views this has in less then 24 hours tells you what you need to know . People still love you Chris . So happy your back out here man .
Chris and Bryan are magic together.!!! and yes Brendan is also in the room
I’ve only just found out about these three as a set. This is the dream team! Never seen such explosive comedic synergy. They’re funny individually but together they’re OUT THERE!
lol they've done a show together for years until Chris was accused of s*xual assault with minors and Bryan called was accused of r*pe..... they all pretended not to know each other for a year or so and now pretending it never happened
Bryan and Chris are funny together, but Brenda can kick rocks
I need Chris to go on TigerBelly asap 😂
Agreed
Dude, I'm a fan, but forget Brendan for a sec. These 2 together are just great. Bryan and Chris talking shit is awesome , haven't skipped a beat. "Are you not gonna wear a costume and still go as a ghost?"
Or we could just forget brendan forever
Forget Brenda? easy.
Nobody would forget Brendan for only a second.
i smell casuals
1:49:40 Chris curating that lost 14 mil joke 😂🇺🇸
26:45 Brendan's bit was actually solid. Like I genuinely laughed. But then Chris had to go and open up the limit and make it the funniest, most absurd thing I've heard all day 😭😭
Cant believe the part where Chris body slams Callen and says he slipped! Lmao
love when Chris calld Brendan on his interupting
Can I say a sentence with out you-
What time in the podcast does that happen
Wow, really awesome seeing Chris, Bryan and Ariel's son reunited again after all this time🥰 really missed this
Zendaya Stylelender 😂😂😂
The old band back together, Brett Callaghan, Brandon Swab & Craig Dalia .. this warms the cockles of my heart ❤️
I missed that Chemistry
Water we dune hair?
Brandon swab lmao!
My cockes warm af now
@@mikejimenez6470 Brings another meaning to "Let's Go Branden"
Chris had to hit Bryan with the “oops you interrupted him” aha classic
Chris looks like a younger Doc, from back to the future. Can’t get over that. Glad to see he’s getting back into the podcasts with these guys, hope it’s happening more often. Same as Chris with Theo Von, that’s a great combo too.
Lol underrated comment
I miss Chris being on TFATK with these two. This is great!
That Glycogen bit was the funniest 3mins I've seen on a podcast in a good while... this guy is so funny...good to have him back ..
When he pretended to call Guinness Book of Records while Brian talked about his breakfast killed me lol
Time stamp?
So funny they put Brian directly behind Chris in the full table shot😂😂😂
2/3’s of this was absolutely fantastic!!!
Could care less about the fight talk, just so happy to see them together again
*couldn't
3:06:51 my favorite moment
Robot Chris got me in literal tears. I haven't laughed that hard in forever
2:03:56 Chris is one of the funniest ppl on earth
So happy Schaubs sponsors finally allowed Chris back ….
Actually probably not. This is Brendan's fight companion, not regular podcasts
@@scorch76mail your name should be I am Sam
Schaub is the biggest sponsor cuck…Lost all respect for him since learning the guy has zero integrity…and zero ability to stand up for his friends.
@@Val_Halla777 im sure hes really gonna care bout your opinion 👍
@@sanderson9338 god imagine if you losers were as invested in your own lives… as much as you are in some successful guy you decide to hate on
Add in Theo Von and this will get more views than any fight companion ever.
Will Sasso is that guy pal
More views than all the fight companions combined
Theo and Chris don't have good chemistry
@@destinsleutel5541 mostly cuz Theo doesn’t kiss Chris’s ass like Brenda. Theo and Chris have one of the funniest love/hate relationships I’ve ever seen
@@zachsalvatore5175 I don't even think Brendan schaub adds anything. It's about Callen knowing how to get the creativity out of Chris. Theo and Chris both want to be the funniest in the room which doesn't add to the flow
Brian and Chris should start a podcast together called Cancelations
Cancel Culture Encounters
A few knocks and bruises, beat the cases but still just as good as ever. We’re men, we mess up but guess what? We come together and have a damn good time at the end of the day
I could listen to Delia, Callen and Schaub converse for hours. It’s crazy how i don’t really like any of their stand up routines but when they are in a room joking around it’s the funniest shit ever.
How do you feel about brendans portion of it all?
@@Bugdeek he’s okay in short bursts lol
I 100% agree.
😂 I love to give him a short burst if duck butter in his swollen eyes
I honestly enjoy Callens stand up the most, but Chris is BY FAR the number 1One influencer of my life for the last 4 years straight. Barnone
Jus having a silly goose time not sure if it's 2019 or 2021.
The real fight was finally getting them all back on a podcast together
Great to see Chris back with the boys
D’Elia, on Glover and Jan... “These guys both look like guys who would overcharge you for auto work... you’d be like - damn is it really that much?!?!” 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 haven’t even seen this yet.
This sure does put a SMILE on my face.
yall say that De'lia looks like a real life Rick and Morty but its definitely a real life Phineas and Ferb
WE NEED MORE FIGHT COMPANIONS IVE BEEN BINGING!!
Friday and Saturday
@@ThicccBoy 💗
Chris is back! Hope to see him on TigerBelly next.
Yess
Why? So Bobby’s bitch can be awkward like in the Shane Gillis episode… nah I’m good
I think Bobby was one of the ones that turned on him like Whitney
Man it was really nice of Chris to let these 2 dudes on his show