As has become tradition in the Babish household, we're ringing in 5 million subscribers with some confections from Regular Show: the tantalizingly double-glazed apple fritters that transport our heroes to another plane of existence. Will they force our reality to similarly burst at its sugary seams?
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Now who’s ready for cookies next week?! 😅
Why not honey buns?
yaaaay cookies
Binging with Babish ME
When are you not ready for cookiess
Cookies my fav dessert
“They’re not safe for human consumption.” Really? You’re telling that to a raccoon and a bird?
"we will give you 10$"
The thing is they can get away without paying if they said "we're not humans tho. Since you gonna throw it, we just take it then." Boom saved 10$. Thank me later.
The whole show feels like a drug trip.
@@canaisyoung3601 that's funny cause they made a short about 2 guys going on a acid trip
@@SimpIySimpIe Thats the origin of the show i think, the short is super old and from 2004 or 2006 or something
"They're not safe for human consumption." But they're not human.
They're furries
10 bucks is 10 bucks
bruh
Albert Nave shhhhhh
What IS being human?
Didn’t even make his own apples smh
ikr! How are we supposed to LEARN ?!?!?!
First you will have to make a new earth chunk Then you make a apple tree seed Then you have to invent time and speed it up so then it grows faster And then you will have apples made of kosher salt apple and freshly ground pepper
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Going to sit and wait. ° °
First, we start by planting apple seeds....
"Those are not safe for human consumption." *It's a good thing a blue jay and a raccoon are buying it*
Sandy carsoni people can have the same ideas so just let them be
Sandy carsoni your comment is also an unoriginal idea
@@ultraaatf KEEP SEARCHIN BOYS WE GOTTA FIND WHO TF ASKED (btw, that wasn't towards you, it was just a meme that probably went well with your comment)
What was the blue jay called again? I only remember rigby the raccoon. I think the raccoon was called rigby
@@theloathsomedungeater5268 Mordecai
I would love to be his friend like just getting texts like “ Hey come over I made 2 dozen apple fritters “
"I then glazed them twice"
@@toe_sucker_4165 "babish im calling the cops"
The question then becomes what value you intend to bring to the relationship.
idk, I like not having to buy a new pair of jeans every two weeks
Ah. This must be what it’s like to be my friend.
"trust me for once in your life" I've always trusted you babish, we all do.
Not me yo.
For instance: I knew he would do this video, eventually. Kinda
Well I can't trust him now
Who wouldn't trust a professional chef?
Except for when he made the pot stickers. OMG lol!
“They are not for human consumption” “I’ll give you ten bucks...” *THE NEGOTIATOR*
Well.... They are not humans 😅
henry clay *wishes* he could be that smooth
My mind when I read The Negotiator ------> General Kenobi.
“Want those here or to go?,”
Ah yes, the negotiator
I worked at a bakery for 10 years and this is fairly accurate to how a Fritter is made. However some easier methods are available as far as prepping the fritters. Instead of rolling the dough out and cutting it with a biscuit cutter, roll it into a log and cut it into discs for the the same result but less time and effort. My bakery also added extra cinnamon and sugar into the dough along with the apples to give it a cinnamon roll type taste before frying.
Oooh that sounds delicious
😋
Thanks for the tip mate!
ocarinaplaya people like you are just god on human form
At the spot I worked out we mashed it all into a pile and cut uniform pieces out and then formed those into fritters. Rolling it out like that seemed like an unnecessary step and also seems like it would distribute the filling a lot less.
“After a quick nap” that’s not a nap chief, that’s a diabetic coma.
@@TokenWhiteAlan "That's just the Itis...right?" "Yeah, or insulin shock!"
Antonio De La Rosa best boondocks quote
He said that things were moving in slow motion so his STAND is getting more powerful
Babish: *"why don't you just trust me for once in your life"* You okay b?
Carbon Dioxide PEEPED LOL THAT WAS SO FUNNY
It was so passive aggressive I love it
Who hurt him?
Carbon Dioxide I saw this as soon as he said it and that made it 2x funnier
Doughnuts or fritterers? 😅
“Why can’t you just trust me for once in your life?” I did once and you put blood in your cake so now I just watch these with my ass clenched
What episode
@@generalputnik2871 the episode where he recreated the chocolate cake from Matilda And then literally put his sweat, blood, and tears in it. I think he put his spit in it too somewhere along the line, but it might be me thinking of a different episode
hol up
@@kikiscribbles it was just blood and sweat. He previously put his tears in Jakes Perfect Sandwich
@@CSharpMajor actually he did put his tears into the cake from matilda
Me: "you need to add flour" The video: WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRUST ME FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE.
Mr. Nobody lmao i made this and don’t trust him i used the exact measurements even using a scale for the flour and it’s still way too sticky
He's still not telling me how much butter to use for anything ever so I don't trust him until he does.
Zestric but he said one and a half sticks of butter in this though 🤔😆
@@jrmetmoi So what is that supposed to tell me? A "stick" of butter I can buy at my grocery store is either 100, 250 or 500g depending on the brand.
@@stpyramids You standardised butter??
My man's rocking a Rolex while dunking floury dough into hot oil. That's a level of confidence we should all aspire to.
@@snaddy4290 self-awareness doesn't excuse your self-promotion. fuck off. we come here to converse on the topic of making badass apple fritters, not look at shitty logic covers
@@nensha5084 just report him. Enough spam reports and he won't be allowed to comment anymore
@@nensha5084What the hell happened here
@@elifprod dis dood snaddy be self-promoting his channel. he deleted his comment tho
That's his dunking Rolex, he's got a few spares.
"I'm like a warrior-poet with a vegetable peeler." Never change, Babish.
Someone needs to make that fanart happen.
Babish is vivec C O N F I R M E D
@@eiyela new tattoo idea?
What’s a bababeesh?
did babish achieve CHIM
"These aren't fit for human consumption." "Here's a $10." *Cowabunga it is*
What is a cowabunga
@@ImJunoo from teenage mutant ninja turtles🐱🐉
@@ImJunoo going in head first basically
go ninja go ninja go
I cant believe no one is talking in the comments about when mustle man ate them and started going into the fourth demention and saying my mom
2:18 "butter.exe" has stopped working.
*Connection Interrupted*
@@EyeConZXconnection terminated.
”why dont you just trust me for once in your life” had me laughing audibly
Add eyes you Satan looking mask from the adventures of Mark Twain
Truly same
It was so unexpected 😂. I was dying
My cooking Channel died at this one 😂 🙌🏻
As opposed to laughing inaudibly
I love how he teaches you how to bake while being passive agressive and making jokes
I also like the channel "You Suck At Cooking"
How is he passive aggressive
@@milangiroux don't we all
@@alistair5309 "Now you might be saying to yourself "Oh my god i need to add flour" but why cant you just listen to me for once in your life"
@@Yevgen4000 it's more of a sarcastic joke rather than being passive aggressive
"Until you eat three of them and everything starts moving in slow motion." Damn. That's the kind of energy i need in my life.
XD it's such an accurate description, I love it, best line in the video x3
@@lalavioletstar8582 you look cool
@@lalavioletstar8582 i sub to your channel because your content are amazing 😀
@@josuaseke10official32 Oh! Thank you c: what videos do you like? I should honestly make more content but I'm not sure what next.
@@lalavioletstar8582 make a outlast i want to see oh yeah you react to my two animation in the end of it
I half expected him to start hovering like he was possessed and saying “my mom” repeatedly
Normal People: Liquidy Andrew a man of culture: "Liquidish"
I'm waiting for him to bust out "liquidinous jiggle" from the Amelie episode again
The word he used is "liquidous," not "liquidish." Liquidish is not a word.
@@BooRadleyTube liquidish sounds better to be honest.
"Babish, it is six in the morning what are you doing." "I am making double-glazed apple fritters." "What, why?" "Because I have lost control of my life."
Holy cow that is one of my favorite scenes in any show ever.
Poor Stu.
We are all Angelica
never could a quote from a show like rugrats ever be so versatile
He was born into his mid-life crisis
When I smell that apple fritter
“You know who else knows how to make double glazed apple fritters?” “My Mu... My Mum, My Mum, My Mum, My Mum, My Mum, My Mum, My...”
“My mommy mommy mom, my mommy mommy mommymomymEUUUUGH-
Hey, where's my whole wheat donut???
2:05 "But when it comes to peeling, I am your champion." Me, whenever I get a sunburn.
• Prevents apples from browning • Adds apples to browned butter • Mixes in brown sugar This is a real divide-by-zero situation.
🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏
MIX EM TOGETHER YA GOTS BROYWN
Kevin K and white people
LKSDJF by browning he meant oxidizing, the browning from the brown sugar is caramelizing. two different chemical reactions w the same color.
big brain time
Hanma Yujiro approves
I’ve never made a recipe from one of your videos, but I took a shot in the dark since I love a good apple fritter and Regular Show is one of my favourite shows of all time. They actually turned out perfect and taste heavenly.
Babish telling me to trust him for once, when I would literally trust him with my life
Just not with our waistlines... Amirite?
@@michaelatanasio223 not PUNny didnt laugh... Get it? I said pun? Yes? No? Ehhh i dont care
Facts
alright... now hear me out. _triple glazed._
No hear me out glaze it four times I mean I do run the government so why not seven times because that one destroy the world oh wait it's destroyed the world let's not do that again I exist before the Big Bang so I'll tell you not eat a 7 times glazed donut it will create a new universe being equally God and lizard person isn't very easy
@@acls1239 Oh filthy lizard person, you spout your propaganda every week! The glazed doughnuts are not out to hurt you. After a 2nd glaze, it doesn't matter how many times you glaze it afterward, because the glaze just empowers the taste of the fritters. Trust me; I am a world-class iron-clad chef. There are maybe at most 50 million better chefs than me in the world.
Alright... now hear me out. _Diabetes._
You goddam lunatic!
alright... now hear me out. *Diabetis type 4*
Those sound amazing! I love our German apple fritters as well. Core an apple, cut it in rings and dunk it into pancake batter. Then you fry it and eat it with some sugar and cinnamon on top.
This version is my girlfriend's favorite dessert! I had no clue it was a German thing, though!
"I may not be able to SAY, throw, or catch a football...." 😂😂😂
LFGM
I hate you
videogamebomer I hate me too
2:18 THAT STICK OF BUTTER LANDED PERFRCTLY ON ITS CORNER
A person that appreciate little insignificant butter corner... That's rare
@@uhye1 A person that appreciates butter landing perfectly on a corner? Sounds like an ABSOLUTE GARBAGE PERSON
@@thomasjefferson2813 what no Wait... What the...
@#1 ratbag Hong Kong protesters
I think it landed in its corner cause the heat caused it to stick
I miss "Baby I hear the blues are calling, toss salad and scrambled eggs!" :)
Kelsey Grammar gots to get his beak wet.
Probably a copyright strike waiting to happen
Me too! It was the best.
Yesss I want it back!!!
Somewhere, an Irishman is laughing his ass off.
Babish: Do you trust me? Me: With every cell in my body
”They’re not safe for human consumption” *insert overused comments here*
will give you $10
There’s this weird sandwich that Zac Efron’s character makes in 17 Again that I think would be great to recreate
Thad be a great episode
Fuck yes. That's like every college student
Wow the Regular Show is becoming a regular showing here
Me guess is thanks to the food they got
Badum tss
He should do gold-plated wings from Wing Kingdom next Just kidding. Don’t think that’s actually feasible.
@@connor48880 it's feasible with gold leaf.
He is not finished yet, he has still to make Benson's Chili and the one Chocolate cake.
This show makes me realize how much food was featured in regular show.
“They are not safe for human consumption” “I’ll give you 10 bucks” Stonks
"At this point you might be saying 'Oh my God I need to add flour!'" "But why don't you trust me for once in your life?" 😂😂
LeChatteNoir i FELT that
Its so fun to add those emojis so I know how to feel about that!!!!!
You have done many of the Regular Show dishes, but there is but ONE that you have not mentioned. A dish so Grand, so Special, SO GLORIOUS, that it was named after a song... And that dish is, my friend Babish... The Mississippi Queen. Edit: You see the likes Babish. The people wish to see this prophecy be Fortold!
XxVengefulOneXX yoooo like this bit up I wanna see this
I don't even remember what it was but I remember it was sick
If you know what I mean 😏
@@thegreatscribbles960 "MISSISSIPPI QUEEEEEN! SHE TAUGHT NE EVERYTHING!"
We're gonna die in the spiciness
I remember watching regular show so much that I thought eating a donut thats double glazed would give me super speed
“hey! where’s my whole wheat donut?!” ~Benson
You mean a bagel
@@The_Rat_Bridget_Fan "Whole. Wheat. Donut"!
Actualy I ate it
Muscle Man ate it
How has he not done "the perfect key lime pie" from dexter?
[Deadly poison optional]
Nah, Omelette du fromage is better _Only true Dexter fans get it_
Wait, now I'm confused. Which Dexter are we talking about? Cause this could go VERY differently, depending..
@@StrikeFear13 we talking about stabby plastic wrap dexter, not science guy dexter
Just A Dio Who's A Hero For Fun wrong dexter bud,
Some day I hope to reach my grandmother's level of apple peeling. Using a paring knife that had been sharpened down for so many years the remaining blade was barely over a quarter inch deep, she'd peel apples a bushel at a time, perfect spirals of skin piling on the counter beside her.
Level 100 apple peeling
Your grandma sounds like an excellent cook. I propose a grandma bake-off to the death, to determine which of our grandmas is the superior
@@crunchu2361 you had me at Grandma bakeoff. Somebody give this person a KZhead channel
@@stevenkunkle3857 smart man
Replace apples with victims
When an European hears “table spoon, teaspoon”: hOw ManY SpOoNs Do I nEeD?
he couldn’t catch an apple to save his life but o boy can he peel a mean one
Okay I’m ready to let go of summer now. Bring on the spiced apples!
apple fritters
apple fritters
Apple fritters
Whole wheat donut
Normal people: Aight Imma beat ma meat Vegans: Aight Imma 1:16
Hey Babish! How about a Drake & Josh special?? Stuff like Cumin Waffles, Peruvian Puff Pepper Salsa, and Goat Balls! I was at a loss for more suggestions from the show, but the replies on my comment from last week's episode helped get the old memory going so I add to the list: Glue Cheese Nachos, Cheese Snow (from the movie), and of course the Really Big Shrimp!! Thanks Babish! Love the channel. Keep doing what you're doing!
Cum in waffles that sounds disgusting
@@bigstunna2049 you didnt not spell that right and it's funny
@@jep9092 I'm fairly sure that was intentional
Iinay cudasai umchunga untaya!
I second this
He's going to make the Mississippi Queen for the 5 million subscriber video. I can feel it. Also, as a big fan of Regular Show, it makes me so happy that Andrew keeps coming back to it.
this is so sad
You’ve been bamboozled
This is the five million subs video tho
Wartler 2 million later...
The other talking stomach already did it.
I like how in every video when Editor-Babish is voicing the intro Chef-Babish just kinda stand there like a GTA npc
Funny that my grandma always double glazed her apple fritters so I know almost exactly how this tastes
“And then bust out your favorite biscuit cutter.” *We all know the open part of a glass cup is where it’s at.*
Crap, I've been using the closed end.
No. A mason jar lid.
Normal people: rim of a glass Claudia, an intellectual: open part
Nah, cups have thicker walls, use a normal glass, unless you only have the tall skinny kind, but who only has those?
It's 6 pm and I have only eaten a granola bar all day so you can imagine how hungry this made me
I hope you got some food Scott
Great Scott!! You need some food, bb
Bro i got some extra spegatti come over
I just made the apple fritters and holy shit they smell better than you think. Like omg they are so freaking good
I did a Jawbreaker Cheeseburger... It would be mean to show it to you, so imagine 😂🎉🎊🙌🏻 have a nice day and a real meal, Scott! 💙🎊🎉 xoxo, buddy!
I work in a doughnut shop and we make brioche apple fritters with spiced caramel glaze, they’re pretty fantastic
Babish: "this prevents it from browning." Also Babish: going to add brown sugar to make it brown.
apples oxidize and get brown and the texture changes and it becomes kinda unappetizing after being exposed to air. It isn't just about the color
"And with that, I'm off to the gym...after a quick nap" He gets it 🤷
People probably have already requested this, but I would LOVE to see you make Linguini's Soup from Ratatoullie. My childhood would thank you!
That thermometer at 4:30 looks like a gba sp
5:08 lord forgive me for what I am thinking
Wyatt.
mf why just why
Babish: Adds lemon to apples to keep them from browning Also Babish: combines apples with every brown ingredient known to man
True, but the browning that the lemon prevents is also a texture and flavor change, vs the browning from the spices.
Thuazabi r/wooooosh
Alejandro J. Sandoval not a proper use of r/whoosh my friend.
Browned apples definitely feel different, I prefer it when eating apples on their own, but with things like apple fritter you shouldn’t let them get browned
"why don't yOU JUST TRUST ME FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE!" Im crying.
I'm sorry Babish, dough was just so sticky, and and I thought more flour would make it more manageable ; A;
The fact that your name is nail and your picture is of a screw, annoys me to no end
DGGJJJSWRJXDLPGSWGBVXV OMG HE LITERALLY JUST FUCKING WENT THERE I CANT BREATHDF ZSGH
Julie Bank that’s a nail, not a screw
@@michaelcrisp2874 oh yeah, you're right 😂 well, thank god
“I a guy who can get you double glazed apple fritter donuts" -probably Muscle Man
Store clerk: They're not safe for human consumption. Mordecai and Rigby, a bird and raccoon: I don't think that's gunna be an issue, pal.
Is there a humanoid animals
Dont let this distract you from the reality that Mordecai, Rigby, and Pops had been speedsters earlier than Barry Allen
😆 lol
Pretty sure the flash is from, like, the 1940s
I LOVE THAT SHOW AND I REMEMBER THAT EPISODE, AT THE END THEY ATE BENSONS WHOLE WHEAT BAGLE
@@teogonzalez7957 That was Jay Garrick. Not Bart Allen. That being said, Barry Allen has been a speedster since the 60s.
respect for the Barry Allen reference.
Y'all ever watch even though you never try these recipes?
Gulags r' us I’ve made one of his recipes. The tres leches cake. It was bomb highly recommend
I did until recently. Ended up making kronks spinach puffs.
I did until the tskpyaki episode as its my favourite food and on of my favourite animes
@@rulis98100 Oh, hey me too. Only one I've made. Those things were fuckin' awesome.
That's what most of us do it's just satisfying watching him cook
I just made these today! Maybe I'm a bit late to the party, but they're delicious. Having the video to use alongside the recipe really helped.
This is honestly one of my favorite channels i love cooking yet i cant get the thing to expand im still a very basic cook but i would love to get to the point hes at
Check out the basics with babish series.
New Show: Dishes with Babish: 45 mins of cleaning up.
0:12 "Not safe for human consumption." -says the guy as he's talking to an anthropomorphic bird and an anthropomorphic raccoon.
He might just be high all the time and assume they're actually human.
RequiemPoete That's the idea
Bringing I home to a lollipop, gumball machine, skips, and a freaking ghost.
"They're not safe for human consumption." He says to a blue jay and a raccoon.
Babish: “So why don’t you just trust me for once in your life?” Me: “I will do thy bidding, master.”
"they're not safe for human consumption" do mordecai and rigby look like humans to you
I’m sure if you dropped enough acid, they just might 😂
The original concept of regular time was 2 guys who get high so maybe they look like animals to us but in their would their humans
painhellemental 9000 it’s Regular Show, not Regular Time. Although a Regular Show/Adventure Time crossover would’ve been interesting.
All animals are humanoid in that universe
2:19 Butter: "I SHALL NOT MELT" 2:21 Also Butter: "Aghhhh"
When I saw the thumbnail, I thought, finally, "chilled monkey brains," from Indiana Jones, but nope, it was apple turnover instead. Lol
I always wanted to try making these ,Love this channel and Regular show
5:57 "It makes you wonder how anyone can ever want a wholewheat doughnut" *benson is triggered*
Babish: "Trust me for once in your life" Me just woken up watching this video: "I always trusted you....." *single tear drop*
watching in Feb 2020 and you are at 6.05m subs, well done Andrew. You and Matt Santoro are the nicest guys on KZhead. LUVS
I tried making these once, but they vex me with each step. Maybe one day I will conquer the double glazed apple fritters, but until then I shall continue to watch this video.
"I gotta throw them out, bro. They're not safe for human consumption" I think you need to take a good look at the two again
Well the "pilot" of regular show was 2 guys getting high so maybe they are humans in the eyes of everyone else
@@Dabajaws I know this is late, But I don't think That was Canon To the main timeline.
"Not safe for human consumption" Are... Do Mordecai and Rigby count as human in that world? Is it a catch-all for sapient beings?
MagicCardboardBox I mean it would be more harmful since they’re a bird and a raccoon. Since not even humans can handle it.
They're DL Furries
If you've seen the first(?) animation JG Quintel did you might have some idea that Mordecai and Benson (and probably all of the anthropomorphized characters) are just a drug trip of two gas station cashiers
2:16 I don’t know why but the way the butter feel and stuck the landing just had me laughing my ass off for the last 19 minutes
Am I allergic to apples, yes. Am I still gonna watch this, yes
Is it weird that I watch his videos but never try to make these recipes? (Mostly out of laziness) I just like watching him cook.
Do the pizza from "A Goofy Movie" in all it's cheesy goodness. Please
Love how much regular show stuff he does
I just saw your ad for the ranch congrats man on getting to promote a huge company you keep going your doing great
Papa Andrew: *When you’re good enough to work with a pan without using a spatula* Me: *sad unskilled noises*
You need to try the Turturkeykey from HIMYM, would be interesting to see if it is actually doable!
HIMYM?
@@kingslypierre6050 How I Met Your Mother
why wouldn't it be, if turducken is a real thing
Doable? It’s just a smaller turkey stuffed inside a larger turkey. And it tastes...wrong.
@@100nitrog exactly, so is it possible to make it taste right?
"But why dont you just trust me for once in your life?" 😆
I love your show Babish. I don’t even like cooking that much, it’s just so relaxing to watch your videos haha!
"Why don't you just trust me for once in your life?" Who hurt you?
We did
hey, could you make benson's wing chili from the chilli cook off episode
I've been waiting for him to make that!
I think it's already out
We just made these and delicious! Thanks for sharing
Now you hit 7 mill congrats!