woo very epic taxi driving memes
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Who else randomly found lannan one day and now watches him regularly
Same
Me
Me
Me
Meh
video isn’t going as planned Lazar: we got fresh in the game now
@Adein Kelley ye
Haha 😂😂😂 so true
@@mia2005 YOOOOO
I love how Fresh is just trying to sweat, meanwhile lannan comes along like: TAXI WHOLE GAME!!!
*sweet
Lazarbeam: Taxis are for delivering people, not for killing! Me: Then deliver him to Hell!
XD
he is to dangerous to be kept alive
delivery right back to the lobby
@@shiro7130 ok mace windu
Oof
Lannan: I have been giving this girl a taxi ride for all game! *Me, an intellectual: Fake Taxi™*
joeyッ you have to pay somehow
joeyッッッッッッッッ
No.
Hell yes XDD
Recomment: Imagine Being Able To Drive The Reboot Van 'Its An Ambulance'
xD
XD
i had that same idea
that would be copying apex rp with the mobile respawn beacon
Sup
Imagine having a friend like fresh, that would make memes so much easier.
Lannan's every vid when he can't beat his own idea "I hired my son to make people go night night forever"😂
I read this in his voice and everything
Demogorgan: I’m mobile now Will Byers: * sweats nervously *
BaConAtoR touches neck😨
are we gonna talk about how noah schnapp (the actor of will byers) is like so hot now?😌😔 also i know this is tmi but it had to be said
Olivia Bain bruh
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 Stfu, you just want views
🅦🅗🅞 🅦🅐🅝🅣🅢 🅣🅞 🅑🅔 🅜🅨 1🅢🅣 🅢🅤🅑😔😔😔😪😢😢😪😞😞🙏🙏🙏🙏
Uber Lazarbeam: *You Are Getting A 1 Star!* You know its bad when the rider gets the 1 star
uber drivers rate the passengers in real life
what about the fu##
He actually got 0 stars
2:15 didn’t realise that Uber drivers gave stars to their customers
@Bad Panda lol
They do!!
Bad Panda lol
But they do
@@jacobpritchard9692 @hoodie cat its the other way around
They need to bring back 50 v 50 and bring in an ambulance so lazar can redo his old vid about being a fortnite nurse
yeah lol
Epic games: *adds cars * Everyone: " I am speed"
Haha 😐
Nice
Lannan: Get in the car!
Does anyone remember when he rescued people in storm with a golf cart. Memories. That vid was great.
Neon J remember when he played as a medic on 50v50 when the medic skins came out on season five.
Or the c4 golf cart video. With Lannan and lachy
Etham Moore Same 😢
The medic challenge
The Medic in 50v50 was sick
I remember the first time I drove one of those cars was in salty. I found a fellow first timer and we just raced around the map all game. We were the last 2 he let me have the dub. I will forever be in that person's debt.
lazarbeam as a taxi: alright' mate your uber is here The sweats: destroys the uber and ruins the fun sweats are a kill counter
Facts
Fresh: blows up a truck “Boiiii”
Is there a nice person in these comments that want to like my most recent video? Sub too maybe?Thanks 🙏
Logan Gamings pls don’t spam
Can we just appreciate her not killing him
I Know self promoting is bad but i posted a vid on how to double your views on youtube. It can really help you out on vids
Yes let’s appreciate
Next: Driving around the entire map
1k subs without videos .
1k subs eh I think about 7 subs exposed
*7 subs without videos
N̆̈ŏ̈ s̆̈ŭ̈b̆̈s̆̈ ĭ̈s̆̈ w̆̈h̆̈ă̈t̆̈ t̆̈h̆̈ĕ̈ğ̈ s̆̈h̆̈ŏ̈ŭ̈l̆̈d̆̈ ă̈l̆̈l̆̈ b̆̈ĕ̈ ŭ̈ d̆̈ŏ̈n̆̈t̆̈ d̆̈ĕ̈s̆̈ĕ̈r̆̈v̆̈ĕ̈ ĭ̈t̆̈
I did this and made #5 placement. Some sweaty kids shot me off the road.
Fresh: Gets 20 kills 😐 Lazarbeam: Gets one kill 😱
Lazarbeam in 12 hours: *Due to your recent actions you have been banned for:* _Teaming_
Lol
So true
Lmao
Hahhahahhahsjdjxjsnnfjcjxnsjkdkxkzkssjsjs so funny I threw my mom out the window
lels
Walk in on fresh and say “are you winning son”
Broncozboyz !!!! Yes
he did on freshs stream already
@@owenfuhrman65 dumbi
Wow such original
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 okie doki
5:52 Fresh builds an entire 3 story house in 2 seconds and then wonders why the guy runs away lmaooo 😭😭😭
I got into a cab the other day with a dummy driver... lol, that might have been you?
Oce server
LazarBeam: I like how I’ve been a driver for this women the whole game The internet: SIMP!!!
208 Dragonman hes just being a good taxi
"Its about time for taxis to fight back" Lanan Its reminds me off the regular show when rigby was attacked by a taxi 🚕
Ello governor
Ello Govnor
@@mavrickgomez9079 ello, ... governor. Cursed taxi. That type of idea could be used for fortnitemares. Where the cars become sentient and try to eliminate you
Im a potato
People are like omg you self promote but the thing is you only live once and if my dreams becomes true then i will feel happy so plz get me to 900 subs plz thx💙💜❤️🧡. Plz.
Bruh they added this as a gamemode
Fresh and beams conversations are hysterical 😂
This proves how no one can have fun anymore if I saw someone in a taxi honking their horn I would get in straight away and vibe with them
Honestly.
That's true but if you think about it some one with there head sticking out of a taxi window shooting the driver in the face that's hilarious so it is fun you just have to look at it in stupid ways
Same I just wish people would have fun and not sweat their asses off
Of course you would
Adi Finn it’s a battle royale not taxi simulator
Lazarbeam during in-game: "They see me rolling, They hating"
Lmao😂
Lol
I'm taking you behind the bushes ❤😂
6:34 what the heck I didn’t know that you could do that
Check out my KZhead
@@rapker5664 stop saying that on every comment
Same
Henchman: “oh no! I’m gonna be late to work” Lazarbeam: Drives next to the henchman Also Lazarbeam: “may I yeet you to your destination?”
*Yo, Kagey Life posts montages, you should check him out* 🥰
Sub To Kagey no
This better become the top comment.
TobiasRed4 frfr
Gamer Fubuki Good one😆
“Imagine you are just looting the house in P.P. And a demogorgon in a pickup truck wants you to get in his car” Welcome to 2020 Fortnite
W e l c o m e
How to get likes : just copy what laser beam says >
Hey thats good idea
Imagine being the try hard that kills the demogorgon
It's 2020 anything can happen
Lazarbeam: becomes a taxi driver Me: kills the last guy with a taxi oh hell na
Check out my KZhead
@@rapker5664 good job mate
goose gaming thx I’m working my ass of to get a 1000 by the end of the year
3:28 is it just me or does he sound like he's a voice actor for an anime
Check out my KZhead
Runs people over.... Lazar: “I envy you!”
Demon Boi I you
Joshua Eden lol
I really enjoy lazar's vids, I hope people can say the same about mine in the future
You should do this: -go to a public place with your car -park the car and go to the backseat -see if anyone notices you (Btw my opponents didnt see me so i got a free ride :D)
That worked with me as well
Thank you:) Like seriously thank you
😂
y- you you are a GENIUS
Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 why
Uptil 2019: Stay away from negative people 2020: Stay away from postive people tooo...
.o-
What if they are tested positive for not have the virus of corona
The good old days
Missed opportunity to include a subtle fake taxi intro lol
Same idea
When he was streaming with fresh he was talking about it
@@restinpiecees he just said that fresh was riding in the fake taxi
@@restinpiecees it was a video from 3 years ago
Am I the only person who would play along and wouldn't shoot in a public game like this.
Neither would i
Riftzz not true u have a sweaty fortnite profile pic😑
@zanxiusyh he has a sweaty pic he's a sweat.
Neither would i
Nope
i love how the explosion at the end was slo mo 💥
Great Video! *This is extremely hilarious and I love it*
“HEY TAXI” (taxi pulls up) me,”hey, I look threw the window it’s a demogorgin ,me, ima head out
Just a quick comment edit for u. Me: "HEY TAXI!" *taxi pulls up* Me: "Hey." Also me: *looks through window* Once again me: "Its a demogorgon!" Me again: "Ight, ima head out." This was just to help u.
Lannan: "I like how I've been nothing but a taxi driver to this women" Everyone: *SIMP* !!!!
I though of exactly that
The video title should be *SIMPING FOR A GIRL HALF THE VIDEO WHILE IM AN UBER DRIVER*
It’s fake taxi dude (;
Kono Dio Da! Yo didn’t jojo finish u off in season 3?
@@expensivedruid8332 you do know that I have a son right? THAT MEANS THAT MY *CELLS* ARE IN HIM , THEREFORE I AM STILL ALIVE AND IM IN GIORNO'S BODY! Then when he was sleeping I popped out, out of him and lived my life normally like you humans do!(I can't be in the sunlight though) you'll have to kill Giorno to kill me too! Wryyyyyy......
why did Joogie quit i haven't seen him in any of your videos in such a long time and he hasn't posted either like so he can see
TaZe YLG he switched to his old channel called faceless gaming
@@ningli6069 ok thanks for telling me i missed him
@@ningli6069 no he didn't😑
@Wayde the Flying Jedi I'm joking
@@ylgoncrunchyroll2000 he doesn't upload fortnite anymore he plays other games
I have one thing to say. Your a bloody legend mate
Imagine if Fortnite had proximity chat this would be a whole different video
imagine these sweaty kids watching this video and realizing that they just refused a ride from lazarbeam
They would be like omg I’m sooooooo sorry and I would of said stfu dumb ass
Cas de Wild who is laserBeam? I’ve only heard of lazarbeam
Sweat Owns shark are you drunk it says lazerbeam
It’s still wrong tho
Enter Name-here _________- yes i know
This makes me think about how ppl use their acquaintances to drive them around but don't care about them lol
R/im14andthisisdeep
Its currently 11:21 thanksgiving break is over and im sopped to go to school tomorrow but im watching lazarbeam for my intertainment
Every other game: adds cars when the game releases Fortnite: finally adds cars after 3 years of release
*Yo, Kagey Life posts montages, you should check him out* 🥰
Sub To Kagey STOP WHAT YOUR DOING IS WRONG
@@dramey just block him chill
H ook yea I know but I hate people who have alts to self promote there channels and then they get thousands of subs from it.
Alan Sabanero no not you the self promoter that’s called Sub to Kagey. I wouldn’t be rude to anyone for no reason your doing absolutely nothing wrong.
Everyone: there was a glitch where cars fly into space Jojo fans: Kars...
Ah a man of culture
ah yes ultimate lifeform who get bitch slapped to space
Is that a Jojo reference
Your next line is: Is this a JoJo reference?
Is this a JoJo reference?
Lannan: people just don't trust uber drivers Also Lannan: I should be on a serial killer documentary not an uber driver
Haha, when I did it, we sometimes took them... you know to a ‘safe place’ lol
Who remember when lazarbeam got stuck in the taxi
AM a kid and look at you account name
Try doing something like a “free candy” car and make people get in then drive it off the edge or to your friends to kill them. Edit: woah thats alot of likes
now that is what we wan't to see LMAO
@@jordanstokes8982 yessssssssssssaassss
YAAAAASSSSS
Bruno Harris did you play in season 8 ? When there were vehicles it’s prolly the same button
Hi
Lannan: “Mount Franklin Water...” Me: Tf is Mt. Franklin water? 😂😭
Bran Hall Aussie water my mate
PerzaMEC Oh ok 😂 I’m a US guy so all I know is Deer Park and Dasani
Bran Hall Aquafina? Poland spring?
TF is mt Franklin? Is that Aussie Disani or something?
@@REDACTYD yes
Lannan: first target!!!!! Him having three kills already ;-;
No way this was 3 years ago, the nostalgia is crazy
The cars came out Lazarbeam:I want five of them!
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 ok
Hey you should look at my name
Lazerbeam:being a taxi driver Fortntie: due to an issue we have temporarily disabled taxis
@Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 OK I will
Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 you’re weird
Why are you soooooooo late brow
Random Syko well you are here too... so...
Buddy Johnston but weird in a good way 😁
Lazar update nights are never possible without freshy boi
I like how lazerbeam uses fresh every time he fails
Idea: Be a gas station worker and fill peoples cars when they come by Edit: omg i have never had this much support thank you all. You made my day
Yyyyeeeewsss
Done that
Yes
Bro no one gonna let him people don't chill even in unvaulted
LeapingSure 91 actually i got this idae from i game i was in where i was driving a truck and there was someone holding the pump and filled up my car i then carried them to circle and we parted
Mechanics: You need the right tools to fix a car Fortnite: *FIRE*
59999The 6
👌😙👌
Yes
Norwegian Boy 😫🏀w
I really enjoy lazar's vids, I hope people can say the same about mine in the future🙏
I was sick with the flu, so I was off school for a week. I watched these videos every single day😭
Same g🎉😢😂😮❤😅🎉😊😢
lol the classic find a yt channel and binge the entire thing
Imagine being a such a sweat killing someone who is offering you a drive
9-year-olds driving cars after drinking minis: I aM driNkinG anD driVinG
*Yo, Kagey Life posts montages, you should check him out* 🥰
@@subtokagey2494 shut up nobody cRes
@@subtokagey2494 no
Sub To bot just by saying this you could get Kanye or your main account banned just saying
actually they're called small shield potions but whatever
Everyone: *”NEW CAR UPDATE COOL CARS...!”* Lazerbeam: “i want to be an Uber driver”
*TAXI* driver
Josué Martinez he said both
I said I want to drive taxi when it came
“Don’t lie who’s been a FAN of Lazar before JULY?”👾 “ɪᴍ ɢɪ[̲̅f̲̅]ᴛɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏO⃞ɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ 𝘚ᴜʙꇙ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ”❤
I have
This was Lannan's golden age
“You’re getting a zero star review” Does he realise it’s the customers that review not the drivers lol
The drivers also review the customers
No the drivers also review the customser
Thought Uber you can review the rider as well
@@zacharypopowitz7830 yeah
Fresh: I’m in me dads car vroom vroom Lazar: GeT oUt mE cAR yA swEat
Vulfix 🤣🤣
Not funny dead meme
GrindZ YT funny
I was literally so bored and about to chill in his discord then this was uploaded 😂
Love Ya Vid's LazarBeam,Keep It Up My Guy
Lannan's gotta be the best taxi driver lol
He should have gone into team rumble and carried people to zone like what he did in season 5.
Yes he should have
unfortunately cars are disabled in team rumble
Challenge: Escort the presiden. one special car like a truck and the other can be black cars to protect. Go from a destination to another from like Retail Row to Slurpy Swamp. Good Idea?
THE 4LEX im a potato
Forza fanboy
TGF Boxyalarm stop self promoting
THE 4LEX and no
THE 4LEX so good
It was amazing he won! He didn’t even build a covered bridge!!
Fresh be like: "oh god, I only have 160 mats!" Me: "umm, I dont use a single mat in one match"
10 Seconds in after upload. Now that’s fast
Yes
For real
I saw it on my mom's phone and checked mine and the video wasn't even registered to be uploaded on my phone now that's fast copy dean
I what to say something funny but I got nothing
I what to say something funny but I got nothing
"Hop in the taxi I'm here for you" 😭😭😭😭😭😭
😨😨
Ha shore
PCF Selby *Shore*
I pray who ever reads this becomes successful in life ....
Thank you, here’s a sub to help you with your goal
I think this is the best video I’ve seen on KZhead
Fresh: cranks 90s to kill a person Lazarbeam: YOU GET A ONE STAR REVIEW
I Know self promoting is bad but i posted a vid on how to double your views on youtube. It can really help you out on vids
@@mohammadathar1776 You're a kid then.
8:54 imagine your parents heard that
Love ya vids mate Bloody legend LMAO Now get your popcorn and sit down
Miss these days
yeah
Mhm 😢
@@Darth_Bulldog i played then too, but quarantine just hit even more different
Petition for LazarBeam to bring back the old intro “g’day g’day bloody legends” EDIT:TYSM FOR THE LIKES:)
Bdawg 910 hi person with an actual brain
Petition signed
I would sign
Gameaholic let’s go!
I really enjoy lazar's vids, I hope people can say the same about mine in the future 🙏🙏
At this point I've already made plans to move to Australia
THICC REE sameeee
Same
thats kinda creepy sounds like ur gonna move to austrailia just to see him everyday and stalk him and start eating the food he eats and start saying the stuff hes says
THICC REE way ahead of you mate
Hehe yee Y’all i dont mean to be annoying but I’m trying to get to 100 subscribers by September could u help me out?
I like how lazarbeam emotes and memes and someone shoots him he gets mad but when someone else is emoting and meming he shoots them on sight
Clutch video to watch during halftime!
The legend him self is back
Yes he is
Yeeeeees
Yesss
Nice profile picture
Bro
Ever since lazarbeam kissed craytor he has been growing a weird moustache
Pewds had a 2 on his and you say this is weird?
ITS CONTAGIOUS
lmao
So thats the hair growth secret of mr beam
coincidence?.... I think not
Quick tip you can use campfires to heal cars
Me: hears a car update in fortnite Also me: Checks lazarbeam's channel
Everybody gansta till the Uber driver RATES YOU
Lol
Do you not no that the uber driver can give rating to their passengers??
Replace the T with a P
Captin Murphy damn
Me: A casual update night waiting for lannan’s livestream Lannan: 👀
Im a potato
Potato BTW epic
Dzo 2
Freddy Fazbender me epic :~>
Freddy Fazbender heheh :> potato
LOL THIS VODEO MADE ME HAVE A LAUGH ATACK
I watch this 1year ago and it was the first lazarbeam video I ever watched