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I'd like to take a moment to thank Jay for the way he edited and added stuff to make Kris feel better and laugh when she watches this back.. you know the whole "Pete in the desert" was him just trying to make her smile... thank you for doing the thing we viewers can't do... have a direct positive impact on her mood 💜💜💜
Frankly, this is an underrated comment. Jay is great!
@@TraderMatt89I agree
@@TraderMatt89 absolutely 💜
This is why I love this lil community. Good vibes always.
@@forrestpatterson6053 NGL, since losing Jenna, this community has really been a place I can go find similar vibes.. we've all been through a bunch of stuff and we all support each other and have like minded humor. I'm VERY grateful for Kris and the people she has supporting her 💜 🫂
Kris always compliments us, but never herself. She’s literally an ethereal being
She needs to though. She should I mean. Stand in front of the mirror and say: "You look scrumpious today! Beautiful you! I like you! Have a nice day!" ...I had a note on my mirror for a while saying things like: "You deserve the good and you are great...etc." All this stuff you did not get to hear when you should have as a child.
She really is, though. Absolute goddess.
She's probably the hottest youtuber i subscribe to and yet, the most humble.
she's already perfect
She is beautiful. Some of us are into the IBTC. Personally, I prefer a nice "B' cup. Nothing more is needed, more that a mouthful is a waste. I am actually turned off by double Ds, they tend to be "hangers". I like something more perky. The humor is far smarter than just sexually related content, and that is what I am mostly here for.
Kris is the only person other than my Nan and I who I’ve heard call instructions “destructions” and I love it. I feel seen.
Thats what i call it lol
how do you feel seen?
My dad ALWAYS calls them destructions LMAO its a core memory
Can we get some likes for Jay!?
Can we all take a minute to appreciate all the work kmk does for us and the way she compliments us in every video
Frr!!
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I lightsaber her sm 🤭🫶
can we appreciate the appreciate appreciating appreciate. Because we clearly cannot stop appreciating appreciate, can we?
Definitely 👍🏻 😂
The way Kris just casually pulled a clump of fur off Kevin he was so chill like "oh mum's collecting my furs again" 😂
I have never related to someone this much in my life as when Kris lost patience with the over-complicated banana contraption... was CRYING with laughter XD
2:00 “for 2x4 ass” really got me 😭😭
5:46 Take a moment to appreciate Jay's musical talents right there on display! I was not prepared for that. Wow!
Kris saying "destruction" rather than "instruction" is adorable.
I say this all the time. I'm pretty sure my teens don't even know they're really called 'instructions' lol.
@@candidsandie lol
It’s a mix of directions and instructions
@@justindavis6373 thanks, Captain!
Frfr
3:19 “ripped for my pleasure, which is fun” YES 😭😭
Can we all take a minute and appreciate how good Jay is at music like why doesn’t he go in the music carrier lol
I remember when jay was just a blurry face and now he’s in every video. And nothing is more better then that. ❤️❤️❤️ the bond Kris and Jay have will be written in the history books.
KALLMEKRIS just hearted my comment this is not a DRILL. My dreams have come true thank you for the ❤
100th like
I love how she gets her siblings involved in her videos. Siblings can be the most annoying little buggars, but they're also your best and closest friends. ❤❤❤
I Love Your Vid
Never laughed so much in my life. I relate way too much with the rage on unnecessarily complicated things 😂😂❤
YOUR OUTFIT THO!!! Thanks for cheering me up! I get REALLY bad headaches and I use that hat! IT IS AWESOME!
I'm so glad to hear it really works for multiple ppl, I'm definitely planning on buying myself one for my migraines.
Kris: this is a family friendly channel Also Kris: *flips off pete*
She Double flipped him off there mate😂
Also Kris: shows her -ss probably knowing the hungry 7 year olds on KZhead.... FOR A TIKTOK
OMFG 114 LIKES! DAD I’M FAMOUS! Dad? Dad?-
@@Baloaney._.actually 435 now lol
@@lozgauvain3806 lol
I can’t believe Kris is almost at 10M!! To be honest she deserves way more, but 10M is an important mile stone. Keep doing what you’re doing and making us smile everyday as long as you feel comfortable ❤️
FR SHE DOES
slay
She deserves a lot more than SSSniperwolf!
Fr! It's going to be awesome when she hits that mark! Some may have more subs, but she's quality over quantity and bestest KZhead channel ever
Kris will conquer the hill to 10 mill.
Those pet hair rollers are amazing! But a back and forth motion is key to how it works
We need to take a minute to appreciate the work jay does on each video
For those who also have trouble with the heartless curler here are some tips: The TikTok one is too soft and looses the curls very quickly, you’re better off using a bandanna that sticks on better, also for the hair, yes, always wet it, but /after/ you curled it around the bandanna so it sticks on, and don’t wet it too much so it dries on it and takes the shape, and third thing is don’t have a whole section, take small strands and wrap it around, it will hold better like that Hope this helped ❤️
That helps a lot thanx 🙏🏻🙃
@@cloaked-in-black1405agreed
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Wouldn't a bandana be too short though?
The headache hat rocks! As a fellow migraine sufferer it is so comforting. It doesn’t eliminate the pain per say but does give relief. The worse the headache the colder the cap feels. Like Kris said it’s worth buying!
Where do I buy it? I NEED to get this for my mom for her birthday. Could I get a link?
OMG the milk everywhere but your mouth, that is so me!!! Thank you for the laughs 😂. I really needed that. Keep the laughs coming!!!!😅
Kris and Jay are like golden duo Without them i wouldn't survive
Kris: Where's the suitors? Also Kris: *bites banana vigorously*
I’m into that 😂
@@companymen42 yeah, there’s no way that would deter suitors. A comedian that was in The Office & The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt did a comedy vid where she offers to give what would likely be very uncomfortable intimate act…but it got a lot of likes and bookmarks from ppl who would agree with you. Pretty sure they pulled down the vid or something, but once it’s online it’s largely just out there forever. What I find funny is that Jay blurred the vid of her being savage but not the one of her just eating normally later on. Idk, I guess it’s bc she didn’t specifically ask for it, but you’d think that eating any banana would be blurred after that. Or mb bc it’s normal to just eat a banana normally it’s fine. Idk. But yeah, ppl are not generally unwilling to chase someone bc they can be savage. So of the most sought after streamers are scary af. F1nnster plays with knives & has a ton of ppl who are into him. Monster girls are also a thing. As are vampires. Danger &/or power are things ppl are willing to risk or even are drawn to. & some ppl are into being harmed as well. Ppl can be weird. & that’s fine as long as it’s not harmful.
I laughed way too hard at this lol
LOL 😂
8:41 - *Raises hand*
“Welcome to Kris’ non-complicated kitchen” 😭🤣 I love this woman
On top of your sparkling beauty, I am in love with ur sweater 😍
Kris, you always lift my day up. Your comedy is outstanding. Jay... you are awesome! You get Kris 's Vibe of her channel so well. Love you both. Keep up the great work guys.
12:20 Kris is now Batwoman, and also fittingly blind as a bat. 😁
The face and eye roll you made at Jessica's "piece by piece" comment (17:02) was the best!
Jays solo was da best he should be a rock star
i love how jay always tries to make kris smile!! jay used to be a blurry face know he is a fan favorite !! :)
yess 🫶🫶
Jay with the "she forgot to hit the record button" musical moments 😆😁🤣😂😄
kris saying “destructions” instead of “instructions” made me laugh way harder than it should have
Same 😂
Kris is happy and content in that headache mask like a hawk in one of those raptor hoods, and I'm here for it.
Kris: “flips off pete” also Kris: “this is a family friendly channel”
Kris: *Forgets to hit the record button* Jay: *makes a song about it* This is the power of friendship. Also, that dress is perfect on Kris.
The power of friendship is the most powerful power of all
@furygeist did she forget or do it on purpose? 🤔
You never know what to expect when Kris uploads, but you’re never disappointed 👑
Perfectly said my fellow Kris follower. Kudos to you.💯✌️
Kris grabs all of her fanbase attention unexpectedly
I love that she is so kind to people in her videos
omg that squishmallow was just lovely i want it I'm jealous. i think the dress was my favorite part super cute and flattering on you!
Jay be putting in extra work to cheer Kris up. What a guy. What a friend.
Can we appreciate that Kris bought all these products just to entertain us, this woman really deserves an award! We love and appreciate you more than anything Kris!! ❤
I bet Kris grew up watching PewDiePie. She definitely got that "5 weird stuff online" vibe from him :D
Kris is slaying in this one, you're slayin me gurl!!
That dress looks awesome on you! I love the Freddy Mercury painting! So beautiful!
11:32 Thanks for trying the migraine / headache mask, something I am definitely going to have to try. Kris thanks for all the laughs and Jay thanks for the amazing editing.
I have one, different brand, but I do love mine, too. Not many other things work for me either
Watching Kris is so comforting, like if you were talking to a friend. Thanks for all the work and the awesome vibes that you (and Jay) give us 🫶🏻
Someone call pps. Pete protective services
0:32 the silence 😂😂😂 you know she was holding the laugh in
“why? cuz i’m a woman?!” LMAOOOOO 😂 giving “why? cuz we black?” from the lisa from temecula SNL sketch 😂😂😂
The puns in the beginning just made my day 😂
Is it just me or is Kris one of the best people ever? She literally makes me so happy whenever I’m having a bad day 💚
It's just you 😅
I can’t agree more, she is the best
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@@Cardboardcreater-ho5uiit’s just YOU who doesn’t like her.
@@Cece_Games_xxfr i love kris
Kris is showing us her inner child and I love it it helps us remember we still can have fun as an adult or any age love ya Kris♡
Omg, I love puns and dad jokes with all my heart😂❤ We lightsaber you too Kris
Can everyone please note that she not only got all these items to test, (And that headache headband is my next purchase) but also enough props for a bad-dad joke comedy set as well. We don't deserve this girl. We love you Kris, and never change who you are 😊
Kris, not only do we appreciate you we adore the fact you take the time to make content for us even when your feeling down. Let’s all appreciate Jay and Kris❤
You're *
@@bryancampbell4604😒
Our bestie woke up and chose violence this morning 😂
“This is a family friendly channel” literally does middle finger lol
dude why am i only seeing Kris now? dude you are hilariousssssssssssss literally the intro was soo funny and all through your banter and energy is unmatched, its good to be here lets go! SPOILER ALERT: Next video Kris will play Valorant...
10:43 “she’s putting it in the hole” -Kris 2023
Kris: "This is a family friendly channel" Also Kris in the same video: flips off pete, tries to make her ass and boobs look bigger, makes lots of dirty jokes lmao love this channel
All true but it's the Paleolithic Banana 🍌 circumcision that stole the show. Terrifying and gloriously amazing at the same instant. As usual another amazing video
Same!! And she also flipped Pete off but then she says its a family friendly
it's friendly for families with college-aged kids. Still a family, right?
So everything she did would make a family laugh, but only if their mom isn't a karen😊
I love Kevin❤❤❤❤
This is a family friendly channel *+* proseeds to flip off Pete*+*❤😂
jay is so iconic🤣
Damn, Kris was on a roll today!! She most certainly had me rolling with laughter 🤣 but the "voluMptuous" (Nueboo at about 20:18) knocked me off my chair I was laughing so hard! 🤕 Thanks, Kris, for a much-needed boost to my morning. ❤
The editing on this one is magic, and “Record Button” needs to be released because it is excellent and so funny!! As always, Kris and Jay are the best creative duo! ❤️
Hey
Kris you’re my favorite KZheadr thank you for being yourself you’re amazing
the ending part jay was probably happy to see that!
I have really low-self esteem. I not going to go in to detail but Kris’s compliments make me smile so much. Seriously, she deserves all the happiness from sharing her beauty to everyone in the world! Love you Kris!
Taking a minute to point out that the KMK fam is nearly 10 million strong! Thank you for all you do for us Kris! You make us smile even when you're doing the greatest yourself, and we are (at least, I am) grateful for you
Can we get more asmr! That was so funny!😂😂
You're literally fantastic you're my kind of weird I love it and those snippets 😂🤣😂
Jay coming at us with the musicals!!! Thank you so much for serenading us when kris messes up and fotgets to record, if only she forgot to record the asmr of her eating rice kris-pies😂
Are we really going to not discuss the largest peanut butter container in history?!? And the fact it’s been impressively hallowed out 😮 also that outfit is adorable love it!
I don’t know if it’s other places too but I think the giant peanut butter jar is a Canadian thing and I have that exact peanut butter jar😂
@@Only_Lonely08Same!
the cashew milk convo… 😂 reminds me of the ranch… where Beau says wtf is almond milk? colt then says “it’s milk” “Show me the t*t on an almond”
😆😆😆😆 Seriously though!! I've never understood any milk that comes from a nut 😅
@@kristinwojtowich8902Some people don’t want to drink dairy milk lmao, there are different types of milk.
I love the headache cap since I have it! Works ok but doesn’t get rid of the pain fully but I love it!
I DIED when Kris loses patience with the banana contraption and ends up eating PB straight outta the jar.
SAME LMAO
Yes. And you end up with one dirty spoon instead of a hard to clean, complicated contraption.
that was the biggest jar of peanut butter I've ever seen hahaha
did you see the f*cking size of the pb jar like wtf lmao🤣🤣🤣
W pfp
Honestly Kris is bloody funny but jay’s editing and added clips really is just the cherry on top xx
Kris to us: 😘 Kris to Pete: 😡🤬😤👹👺
LOL, I loved the puns! You always make my day and raise my spirits when I'm feeling down. Thank you for all you do to entertain us. Much love!!
Can we all appreciate that auntie Kris is always complimenting us and making our day! 😄 Thank you auntie Kris!
Can we take a moment to appreciate all the generic " can we appreciate" comments
6:02 Jay's Bass playing is everything. I play bass too! ❤
Also, love to see the Bass community at the time of commenting is a whopping 23 people 😆
Jay that was epic
Fellow migraine sufferer - get three of the ice toques! I have them in a mini fridge by my bed and just rotate the chilly toques when the pain hits. Thanks Kris for how you make everyday better! I’m also unreasonably proud that you’re Canadian and a westerner!
Word. Even tho I have gotten to the point where I will drug up first but ice is a dream during a real bad episode. Just like freezing your head and taking a crash nap. Ideal . The mini fridge rotation is genius.
@@withcharmtospare OMG! Ice is like the worst thing for when I have one. I use heat, and although she says you can heat them up, I would also have to buy a microwave. I am wondering if just the compression would help though.
I am here for the puns and Kris never disappoints me 😂❤
Thank you for the laughter. Every time , everytime!!
THAT HOMOPHOBIA FOR BANANAS got me dying 😂😂
The fact she actually takes the time to make those compliments for us and using props is amazing
The puns were hilarious 😂 much love and thx for the effort you put into your vids
Can we appreciate how Jay and Kris are just amazing together hilarious 😂
I need more boolets
Can we take a moment to appreciate all the generic " can we appreciate" comments
@coast_2coast cause those are the comments she usually likes lol. There's sooo many 😂😂😂
I love kris's style of clothes!!!!!! Its so cute
0:32 I thought you were gonna bring out a loaf of bread🤣 the classic “I loaf you”
Kris is one of the few people that you can pause their video anytime and she never looks bad
3:34
@@freefire_lixo1she still ate 😭
@@pixieangel3389yep
@@pixieangel3389 pause at 3:34
BTW, your shirt or your whatever you call it is see-through and I’m trying not to look
Can we please take the time to appreciate everything kris does for us, down to the complements down to the asmr 😂 Thank you so much kris! ❤
I honestly love the fact that Kris sometimes changes her accent, and the thing is, is that I love changing my accent so whenever she does, I always talk back in the same accent.
pro tip: buy 2 or 3 of those migraine headbands so you can always have a cold one ready for your longer migraines
can we all take a moment to appreciate how much this woman does for us , we love you kris!!!
Can we take a moment to appreciate all the generic " can we appreciate" comments
this is why i love kris. Her first response isn’t to bash the product/item. She’s aware that she may not have used it correctly or not have fully understood what to do ( which could very well be the company not giving enough explanation ). She’s honest and tries her best to make the product work and then judges it after all that.
Kinda like when she turned the yoga pants into a long sleeve shirt but couldn't figure out how the model made it short sleeve (despite the video showing it very clearly).... though I will agree her long sleeve top was actually cuter.
Well you know that it is really Jays' channel 😁 Kris is just hired talent
Kris says there's not a lot of cereal and more milk: Me: "YOU BARELY ADDED ANY CEREAL!"
10:07 MY FAVOURITE PART 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Let's appreciate the fact that Kris always compliment us ❤
I’ll agree even tho this is such an over-used comment
@@baffledbat yeah ik😂 i copied it😂
@@AutoRev1ve mhm
Dang bro got 69 likes lollllll💀
@@kuromi_loverrr6911loll now I made it to 73 likes for their comment bro
"The destructions" good one Kris 🤣
You are ABSOLUTELY hilarious as well as talented. My new favorite joy and treat!😂
LOL Jay is literally becoming the greatest contributing factor to your channel after you. 😂 He’s getting funnier and funnier