The Hideous Habsburg Jaw

2023 ж. 10 Қаң.
978 680 Рет қаралды

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Created by Daniel Turner (B.A. (Hons) in History, University College London)
Narrator:
Bryan 'Lazlo' Beauregard

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  • "Short, lame, epileptic, senile and completely bald before 35, always on the verge of death but repeatedly baffling Christendom by continuing to live." remains one of my favorite quotes of all time.

    @dosdoomguy2285@dosdoomguy2285 Жыл бұрын
    • God: why won't you die!

      @Sumschmuck@Sumschmuck Жыл бұрын
    • Timestamp?

      @kaiserklausmouse@kaiserklausmouse Жыл бұрын
    • @@kaiserklausmouse it's not in the video, it was an actual quote

      @Sumschmuck@Sumschmuck Жыл бұрын
    • @@Sumschmuck it was mentioned in Infographics show's video on royal inbreeding as well.

      @MrPwner911@MrPwner911 Жыл бұрын
    • Love the quote, where it's from

      @andreas956@andreas956 Жыл бұрын
  • The face only a mother can love despite being also her sister/cousin

    @albertoelmagon7517@albertoelmagon7517 Жыл бұрын
    • And father/husband

      @defrozendonut8715@defrozendonut8715 Жыл бұрын
    • That's only because they have the same face!

      @lolmanyeah1@lolmanyeah1 Жыл бұрын
    • Brilliant comment

      @paulmcgrath6118@paulmcgrath6118 Жыл бұрын
    • Reminds me of that mumbling character from family guy.

      @kishascape@kishascape Жыл бұрын
    • Brother/son

      @Frank451Martin@Frank451Martin Жыл бұрын
  • The paintings of Hapsburg were idealized to make them look handsome/beautiful but they still look ugly. Imagine how they actually looked.

    @andrewdurand339@andrewdurand339 Жыл бұрын
    • Charles V’s portraits seem idealized (the beard hides his jaw however) but Charles II? He doesn’t look any better at all. I think the 17th century portraits were more accurate than the 16th century ones.

      @thenablade858@thenablade85810 ай бұрын
    • I keep imagining how they smelled. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

      @DarlingNikki2@DarlingNikki210 ай бұрын
    • @@DarlingNikki2 kzhead.infoUgkx55lawxQzeh3mClWG227Zu6keiwYRjcy1

      @PunishedKrab@PunishedKrab9 ай бұрын
    • The Spanish court painters didn't flatter people as much as the painters of the other noble houses did.

      @toomanymarys7355@toomanymarys73558 ай бұрын
    • Blud got that zesty ahh jaw

      @bacongaming7493@bacongaming74939 күн бұрын
  • I may be misremembering this but wasn't this the king whose autopsy showed one testicle to be 'a shriveled and gnarled walnut, black as coal' and the other 'wholly absent in its entirety'? Hard to make heirs when you can't even shoot blanks.

    @Roggor@Roggor Жыл бұрын
    • Yep

      @voltageesq.@voltageesq. Жыл бұрын
    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @danisomondi5210@danisomondi5210 Жыл бұрын
    • god rlly said "nope!" and made him infertile to keep him from further inbreeding 💀💀💀

      @felmargego2534@felmargego2534 Жыл бұрын
    • Yup

      @defrozendonut8715@defrozendonut8715 Жыл бұрын
    • It's a mercy of nature that this line wasn't able to continue.

      @condor2279@condor2279 Жыл бұрын
  • “Mummy says it’s a strong chin for a strong boy” Charles V

    @chrislaurent1137@chrislaurent1137 Жыл бұрын
    • That Roman numeral 5 is the actual shape of his jaw.

      @garrettsattem4799@garrettsattem4799 Жыл бұрын
    • @@garrettsattem4799 🤣💀

      @mrpineapple3942@mrpineapple3942 Жыл бұрын
    • @@garrettsattem4799 the comment and this reply have me dead, how in gods name do yall come up with this 💀

      @smokeyplane3285@smokeyplane3285 Жыл бұрын
    • @@garrettsattem4799 chin so sharp, you can cut open cans with it

      @chrislaurent1137@chrislaurent1137 Жыл бұрын
    • oversimplfied reference

      @MexicoBall957@MexicoBall957 Жыл бұрын
  • The horrible reality of the giga chad chin.

    @magoichi75@magoichi75 Жыл бұрын
    • ☠️

      @stixelay1218@stixelay1218 Жыл бұрын
    • Reality is often disappointing

      @enkaphalin1111@enkaphalin1111 Жыл бұрын
    • Many sacrifices were made in the pursuit of perfection

      @thechin9241@thechin9241 Жыл бұрын
    • @@thechin9241 Little did they know you couldn’t manipulate a Gigachad into existence. He enters reality on his own accord.

      @CollegeBallYouknow@CollegeBallYouknow Жыл бұрын
    • I don’t think “gigs chads” existed back then, go look up ancient/historical artwork and sculptures: everyone seemed to have round or oval faces even the men back then only had oval faces apparently. I don’t think sexual dimorphism in the face didn’t evolve in the human race until very recently like in the seventies in the EARLIEST….

      @evanevanf4033@evanevanf4033 Жыл бұрын
  • The Habsburg jaw: A face only a cousin could love.

    @Volundur9567@Volundur9567 Жыл бұрын
    • Lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂

      @machovalkarie7896@machovalkarie78968 ай бұрын
    • Some times niece and uncle could also love their faces

      @krishnavyas313@krishnavyas3136 ай бұрын
  • I think the saddest aspect of Charles's short life was that he wasn't an imbecile, he knew he was ugly and very different from others. I doubt he had many friends or truly trustworthy servants, and towards his late 20s I suspect Charles knew he wasn't going to live much longer.

    @aburninglandfillofbadmovie2930@aburninglandfillofbadmovie2930 Жыл бұрын
    • I heard he also drooled and had to have a handkerchief continually available.

      @georgiafrye2815@georgiafrye28159 ай бұрын
    • @@georgiafrye2815his tongue was so big he could hardly keep it in his mouth.

      @user-vh7ks8px3s@user-vh7ks8px3s9 ай бұрын
    • in his position i think i might not want to

      @robertmiles1603@robertmiles16039 ай бұрын
    • I think it was Charles V that originally wrote and performed the song “We’re here for a good time (Not a long time)” The group Trooper took a while to decipher what Charles V was singing about.

      @sawtooth808@sawtooth8088 ай бұрын
    • He was mentally challenged.

      @Joelswinger34@Joelswinger348 ай бұрын
  • What hundreds of years of inbreeding does to a bloodline

    @kevinmackay5233@kevinmackay5233 Жыл бұрын
    • What hundredth of yearth of inbreeding doeth to a bloodline

      @a7rivera1@a7rivera1 Жыл бұрын
    • Darwin Award

      @jibril2473@jibril2473 Жыл бұрын
    • @jibril2473 The perfect award for them, especially in a literal biological sense.

      @rc7625@rc7625 Жыл бұрын
    • Gotta keepb the bloodline "pure"

      @thedirtyhalfdozen4269@thedirtyhalfdozen4269 Жыл бұрын
    • Sweet Home Alabama

      @ross.2003@ross.2003 Жыл бұрын
  • To be fair a lot of people liked the Hapsburg jaw. Siblings, mostly.

    @AL-fl4jk@AL-fl4jk Жыл бұрын
    • How to tell if your related same jawline lol

      @xxstephxx1005@xxstephxx1005 Жыл бұрын
    • Haaaaa

      @billbrasky7540@billbrasky7540 Жыл бұрын
    • lol

      @iamtrax5045@iamtrax5045 Жыл бұрын
    • I wonder if Quagmire is related to them

      @BadCompany115@BadCompany115 Жыл бұрын
    • 🤮

      @Spuggky45@Spuggky45 Жыл бұрын
  • Funfact: One of the last people to have a rather visible form of the habsburg jaw was Emperor of Brazil, Pedro II (1825 - 1891) His mother was Maria Leopoldine of Austria of the house Habsburg-Lothringen

    @Selzthal96@Selzthal96 Жыл бұрын
    • I see why he has grown the beard.

      @Benjey657@Benjey657 Жыл бұрын
    • Wait what?, Never noticed it in paintings.

      @halftime919@halftime919 Жыл бұрын
    • Yes I was surprised Emperor Franz Joseph didn't get it. His face looked pretty normal.

      @winnienguyen4420@winnienguyen4420 Жыл бұрын
    • @@winnienguyen4420 the famous jaw was only around from around 1440-1700, pedro's jaw probably wasn't linked to that anymore. Also it was not as ubiquitous as is commonly assumed; you can look at the habsburg emperors starting from maximilian I, only about a third of them in that time period had a noticable jaw. While incest certainly was a problem, its effects are nowadays commonly exaggerated. Not every health problem of the kings was due to inbreeding, a lot of it is simply poor standards of medicine at the time.

      @telcharthegreatsmithofthef7585@telcharthegreatsmithofthef7585 Жыл бұрын
    • @@halftime919 Half Life

      @AE_AnarchistAlexcianEmpire69Bi@AE_AnarchistAlexcianEmpire69Bi Жыл бұрын
  • Mom says:"You are handsome like a prince" The prince:

    @minhducnguyen9276@minhducnguyen9276 Жыл бұрын
    • 😂 oh my

      @cchewyy.@cchewyy.4 күн бұрын
  • I love how you gave a mention to the history of inbreeding in the Hawaiian royal families, It's not great but it's our history and I'm glad you mentioned it.

    @stuff___idontknow2610@stuff___idontknow2610 Жыл бұрын
    • Didn’t the practice die out before before the overthrow of the monarchy? I believe the last queen of Hawaii wasn’t even related to the royals, so I wonder if the practice indeed ended by then. Do let me know if you know.

      @Justin-pe9cl@Justin-pe9cl Жыл бұрын
    • This is the way history is supposed to be viewed. Sure, it's not pretty but I'd rather know it than not know it.

      @AngryCarMechanic@AngryCarMechanic Жыл бұрын
    • Wonder why Moana didn't mention anything about it... Kind of shifts my entire perspective of the movie.

      @themonsterunderyourbed9408@themonsterunderyourbed9408 Жыл бұрын
    • @@themonsterunderyourbed9408 I’d wager she wasn’t Hawaiian.

      @Justin-pe9cl@Justin-pe9cl Жыл бұрын
    • @@Justin-pe9cl Moana is Polynesian. Hawaii is part of the Polynesian islands.

      @themonsterunderyourbed9408@themonsterunderyourbed9408 Жыл бұрын
  • To keep it polite, the Hapsburg's bloodline could charitably be called the Royal Tumbleweed.

    @airplanemaster1@airplanemaster1 Жыл бұрын
    • Family wreath instead of family tree.

      @GhostBear3067@GhostBear3067 Жыл бұрын
    • @@GhostBear3067 The ultimate cycle

      @notthebees8778@notthebees8778 Жыл бұрын
    • A tree with no branches

      @SnarkyRC@SnarkyRC Жыл бұрын
    • Come on, the correct spelling's in the video's title.

      @rosiefay7283@rosiefay7283 Жыл бұрын
    • @@rosiefay7283 "The House of Habsburg (/ˈhæpsbɜːrɡ/), alternatively spelled *Hapsburg* in English and also known as the House of Austria is one of the most prominent and important dynasties in European history." - Wiki-Fucking-pedia :)

      @airplanemaster1@airplanemaster1 Жыл бұрын
  • I love how this is recommended to me right after a corrective jaw surgery. It's also funny that I have Spanish heritage and my grandparents were cousins....

    @ivanquiles4903@ivanquiles4903 Жыл бұрын
    • Ha! I also had corrective jaw surgery for prognathism. As far as I know (and dear god I hope they're not) my parents aren't actually related, it was just a freak coincidence they both had the genes for it. Good luck on your recovery, it's a rough surgery to recover from!

      @teleport1208@teleport1208 Жыл бұрын
    • How big is your chin?

      @cristhianramirez6939@cristhianramirez693910 ай бұрын
    • @@cristhianramirez6939 PLS WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT

      @thorealparis8959@thorealparis89599 ай бұрын
    • Damn the algorithm clowning on you hard rn

      @NG-gy6iv@NG-gy6iv9 ай бұрын
    • that last part is fucking gross

      @nomercyinc6783@nomercyinc67839 ай бұрын
  • I imagine Charles II looked even more hideous than the paintings of him show. Medieval painters tended to make their subjects look better than they actually looked. This was likely done to ensure the painter wouldn't get beheaded. For example, Robespierre looks normal in his paintings but in reality he was hideous, with pockmarks ridding his face

    @akihikosakurai4013@akihikosakurai4013 Жыл бұрын
    • Not just then. Photos and paintings of Stalin didn't show his pockmarks either. Images of Kim Il-Sung never showed the gigantic disgusting tumor on the right back of his neck, which is why images of him later in life always have his head turned to his right with the viewer being to Kim's left.

      @IrishCarney@IrishCarney Жыл бұрын
    • @@IrishCarneyStalin’s official pictures were probably airbrushed but other pictures (such as ones with him alongside Churchill and FDR) were probably very accurate to his true face.

      @thenablade858@thenablade85810 ай бұрын
    • Robespierre had some facial scarring but there’s no evidence that he was ‘hideously’ (as in his whole face was covered completely) scarred. He wasn’t the most healthy man regardless.

      @thenablade858@thenablade85810 ай бұрын
    • This wasn’t medieval. It was early modern.

      @ferretyluv@ferretyluv6 ай бұрын
    • @@ferretyluv "it was early modern" 🤓🤓🤓 as far as anyone is concerned, medieval times were any time from 1000 ad to the 1700s ad 1700s was colonial times 1800s was industrial/imperial times 1900s was late imperial/pre modern times 2000s is modern times

      @akihikosakurai4013@akihikosakurai40136 ай бұрын
  • It is all fun and games until your family tree is a straight line, glad royals stopped this practice but can you imagine the embarrassment the children must feel

    @KnightSlasher@KnightSlasher Жыл бұрын
    • 🎶"Sweet House Von Habsburg"🎶

      @NicholasFoong69@NicholasFoong69 Жыл бұрын
    • Royals haven't completely stopped the practice. In places like the UK. Or the nobles in places like Germany. They still prefer cousins or other relatives to marry into, who are almost always other nobles.

      @genericscout5408@genericscout5408 Жыл бұрын
    • @@genericscout5408 Nobles still exist in Germany?

      @alsanderandciaran@alsanderandciaran Жыл бұрын
    • @@alsanderandciaran Yes, but it's mostly just titles now. They don't hold any real significant political power

      @KaiservonKrieger@KaiservonKrieger Жыл бұрын
    • @@genericscout5408 bri ish moment

      @majormiller493@majormiller493 Жыл бұрын
  • Let's not forget that the Egyptian rulers were divided over *a lot* of different dynasties that were not related, so the thrown was renewed with new genetic material.

    @Monothefox@Monothefox Жыл бұрын
    • yeah there were like 30+ dynasties right? And the new dynasties often married relatives of the prior dynasties to gain legitimacy and considering the dynasties of Egypt were Egyptians, Nubians, Libyans, Assyrians, Mesopotamians and Greeks I presume that helped a bit with the genetic diversity.

      @viorp5267@viorp5267 Жыл бұрын
    • @@viorp5267 Nah most of the rulers had Egyptian blood in them so certain genes had time to mutate and weaken the next generation even if there were not "pure" Egyptian. Males in particular suffer from this while females did better. It's hard to say since many were stylized in statues and monuments but in general you'd rather be Cleopatra than Tutankamun who was practically disabled making him an easy target for assassination. At least Cleopatra went out on her own terms.

      @melindacadarette3447@melindacadarette3447 Жыл бұрын
    • @@melindacadarette3447 guess the gods were still angry for his father's monotheism

      @EternalEmperorofZakuul@EternalEmperorofZakuul Жыл бұрын
    • @@EternalEmperorofZakuul you mean imenhotep iv?

      @intelchip_x86@intelchip_x86 Жыл бұрын
    • The majority of those Dynasties were all Africans starting with the very first Dynasty for the exception of the Hyksos, Romans and Greeks (the latter groups were colonists/invaders and shouldn’t even be considered as Dynasties). The Egyptians and Nubians come from the same race, their genetic makeup wouldn’t be drastically different.

      @denisegroce7135@denisegroce713510 ай бұрын
  • "To secure bloodlines and keep them pure." That's a very nice way of saying keeping the money in the family at all costs. Even if it means sleeping with your first cousin.

    @TMIATC@TMIATC Жыл бұрын
    • Precisely so.

      @nenisguevaragomez8122@nenisguevaragomez81229 ай бұрын
    • Of which was very common in the US prior to the 1900s with no Biblical restriction. That is, it is not a sin. And the recent studies done show there is very little difference in genetic deformities than that of strangers. Not saying you should marry your first cousin. Just saying you may not like the facts if you look it up yourself.

      @eddtoro@eddtoro9 ай бұрын
    • @@eddtoro Little known Canadian fact: The first Prime Minister of Canada John A.McDonald was married to his first cousin, and on the list of who a person can legally marry in Canada, a First Cousin is one of them. (I wonder who had _That_ law passed ?) 🤦‍♂️

      @sawtooth808@sawtooth8088 ай бұрын
    • Well maybe their cousin was hot🤷‍♂️ In a more serious way, cousin and intra-family was an incredibly common thing in pre-modern era. It's really not a big deal, unless you keep doing it for multiple generations, in which you would end up like Habsburgs....

      @thenoobprincev2529@thenoobprincev2529Ай бұрын
  • I read that instead of 64 ancestors the average person would have had, Charles V had only 8.

    @eloquentia7207@eloquentia7207 Жыл бұрын
    • That sounds about right.

      @flickcentergaming680@flickcentergaming680 Жыл бұрын
    • ^ he was the charles I with the horrible jaw thing. charles I of Spain, V of the HRE i think

      @shronkler1994@shronkler199410 ай бұрын
  • as a doctor i actually studied about the dynasty of hasburgs wich was very interesting, these guys had a disease that caused their jaws to grow way too much compared to the rest of their face, and the fact that their upper maxilary had a lack of growth didnt help at all, 33 of of 40 ish members suffered from it, this disease is extremly hard to treat today letalone in the medieval ages, it also affects many people who arent a result of incestuous relations, its called true or anatomic jaw prognatism

    @cykablyat9526@cykablyat9526 Жыл бұрын
    • Stop making excuses.

      @perseus274@perseus274 Жыл бұрын
    • @@perseus274 im so confused, excuses for what

      @cykablyat9526@cykablyat9526 Жыл бұрын
    • @@cykablyat9526 They're probably interpreting your comment about the disease also affecting people with non-incestuous heritage as: "The Habsburgs didn't practice incest." People on the internet are weird like that.

      @HungryLoki@HungryLoki Жыл бұрын
    • Genetic diseases is often the hardest to cure

      @egg-iu3fe@egg-iu3fe Жыл бұрын
    • @@egg-iu3fe yes, it has a high chance of reappearing even if its treated perfectly

      @cykablyat9526@cykablyat9526 Жыл бұрын
  • Henry VIII: So, can I have the French throne like we agreed? Charles V: Mmmm... No. Henry VIII: What?! Charles V: And also, I don't want to marry your ugly daughter anymore. Henry VIII: (sputters in confusion) Ugly?! Have you seen your chin?! Charles V: *_Mummy says it's a strong chin for a strong boy!_*

    @aleksandarvil5718@aleksandarvil5718 Жыл бұрын
    • YES!!! REAL man of culture here!

      @Justin-pe9cl@Justin-pe9cl Жыл бұрын
    • I see you're a man of culture as well

      @Star-Butterfly-@Star-Butterfly- Жыл бұрын
  • In Vietnam we have the Trần dynasty whose practiced incest too, early Trần emperors don't have much deformity but later emperors do, they all die painful and sickly.

    @ucminhvo295@ucminhvo295 Жыл бұрын
  • Imagine having a chin that could hit a home run A heart the size of a peppercorn And the constant chance of death every second

    @projectember728@projectember728 Жыл бұрын
    • I would off myself

      @josefigueroa3930@josefigueroa3930 Жыл бұрын
    • @@josefigueroa3930 who wouldn’t

      @projectember728@projectember728 Жыл бұрын
    • Charles II is one of the cases were not being born at all is the preferable option.

      @concept5631@concept5631 Жыл бұрын
    • I mean tetnically we all have the constant chance of death every second... Not as great of a chance but a chance.

      @tell-me-a-story-@tell-me-a-story-4 ай бұрын
    • @@tell-me-a-story- aneurysm moment

      @projectember728@projectember7284 ай бұрын
  • I knew about Charles II but had no idea Charles I already suffered from the Habsburg jaw! Also very interesting to think how Egypt might have avoided some of the most serious consequences. The info on Hawaii is completely new to me, so thanks a lot!

    @layla-8369@layla-8369 Жыл бұрын
    • Egypt played 4D chess while Hapsburgs were struggling with Checkers.

      @concept5631@concept5631 Жыл бұрын
    • @@concept5631 💀

      @mrtrollnator123@mrtrollnator123 Жыл бұрын
    • @@mrtrollnator123 Fr

      @concept5631@concept5631 Жыл бұрын
    • I wouldn't be surprised given the time period Egypt's pharaohs were in(the BC where most countries didn't even exist yet) that "marrying his sister" was really more about relying on the royal families to support each other in actual rulership. The marriage was just so his sister would have an official position that wouldn't be sacrilegious to the common populations. The funny thing is a game I play "Crusader Kings" I've done exactly this. I married my ruler to a half sister who was slutty in order to obtain an alliance with the other half of the kingdom. Then I just had my ruler become celibate and the slutty sister just so happened to become pregnant on her own, because she was cheating on her brother. Then I just ignored the question of family lineage and welcomed all 4 of the new heirs to the throne that she birthed from randoms she had been breeding with.

      @setcheck67@setcheck6710 ай бұрын
    • ​@@setcheck67That's probably hilariously accurate for the region

      @toastedt140@toastedt14010 ай бұрын
  • It's kinda poetic that these royal families were so obssessed with keeping all the power and wealth for their own family only that this is what caused their downfall and extinction

    @tereza1959@tereza1959 Жыл бұрын
    • Ironic I would say.

      @nenisguevaragomez8122@nenisguevaragomez81229 ай бұрын
  • Habsburg’s: *start to notice genetic mutation* Also Habsburg’s: let’s continue this

    @Dummy39167@Dummy39167 Жыл бұрын
  • I have always had this strange interest in the Hapsburg Jaw and how extreme it became. There aren't a lot of videos on YT which go into depth on it, so it's nice to see your channel package it into a 6 minute video.

    @bradley163@bradley163 Жыл бұрын
  • One of the myths that persists even to this day is that royals only marry off their children to make political alliances-but in reality, they are well aware of how inbreeding with immediate family members produces creatures that are hard to look at. Marrying cousins who have been separated from the main branch for two to three generations solved this issue for royal families. Even with the Hapsburgs, other European crowns refused to marry into their family as a check on the juggernaut that the Habsburg kingdom was becoming. Many theorize this was actually the reason Charles V separated the Spanish Crown from the Holy Roman Empire, because he knew other royal families would no longer offer up their own to keep that family alive.

    @CloroxBleachCompany@CloroxBleachCompany Жыл бұрын
    • I am extremely skeptical in regard to 'inbreeding' claim, as most of the 'history' done by the Anglo-Saxons not everyone is at it seems to be embellished propaganda. Spanis Crow had some inbreeding but not much more than other royal families . Just like with the black legend things are way overexaggerate.

      @FilipCordas@FilipCordas Жыл бұрын
    • The cousin marriage solved nothing. In fact some genetic tests shown that families who each mixed with cousins for sever generations ended up MORE inbred and with a smaller gene pool than kids literal direct incest. A tiny puddle of people who intermarries so much end up having the same genes anyway.

      @KasumiRINA@KasumiRINA10 ай бұрын
  • Blud's mewing streak lasted for 38 years. Absolute chad.

    @maritaxi3524@maritaxi3524Ай бұрын
    • 😂

      @Wolf5xp@Wolf5xpАй бұрын
  • I love how you just put a silent pause with Charles II’s face on it at the end.

    @DimitrijDimitrij@DimitrijDimitrij Жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂😂

      @AnAdorableWombat1@AnAdorableWombat110 ай бұрын
  • I heard once that Charles’ portrait painter had been kind when he painted that portrait. Charles’ deformities were even worse than what we see.

    @TimidStorm@TimidStorm9 ай бұрын
  • your thumbnails are a gift that keeps giving

    @mdukasa@mdukasa Жыл бұрын
  • 🎶HERE COMES THE CRIMSON CHIN!!🎶

    @legoprince64@legoprince648 ай бұрын
  • Good video as always, ironically, people wanting to keep their lineage intact directly caused their extinction.

    @bvillafuerte765@bvillafuerte765 Жыл бұрын
    • The Crimson Rivers plot twist.

      @KasumiRINA@KasumiRINA10 ай бұрын
  • I don't know how I feel about this video. It really feels like a family matter.

    @terras6418@terras6418 Жыл бұрын
  • On another series, the quest for a new monarch for Spain in the 1860’s caused the Franco Prussian war in 1870. Bismarck forged a letter that started the war between France and the German states.

    @657449@657449 Жыл бұрын
    • What does that have to do with anything?

      @michaelhowell2326@michaelhowell2326 Жыл бұрын
    • @@michaelhowell2326 The Spanish deposed their monarchy in the early 19th century probably for this reason. Later they wanted a new monarch and looked for a Noble in another country. I believe that France and Prussia had their favorite candidates and pressured the Spanish. Bismarck forged a letter that insulted the French and the war started. It was one of the videos from Time Ghost.

      @657449@657449 Жыл бұрын
    • @@657449 ok. Gotcha.

      @michaelhowell2326@michaelhowell2326 Жыл бұрын
    • @@657449 aka spanish crown crisis?

      @harizryan7317@harizryan7317 Жыл бұрын
  • What’s frightening to me is that we all know that the paintings of these freaks have to severely down play the issues. Those artists had their work cut out to still make them look slightly human .

    @willroland7153@willroland7153 Жыл бұрын
    • Yup, most royal paintings are something between a very flattering Instagram filter and Photoshop on face to completely AI generated image based on description if we use modern equivalents. Realistic paintings are a very recent thing in history in general too, most were stylized on purpose.

      @KasumiRINA@KasumiRINA10 ай бұрын
    • Spanish royal painters weren't like that. Look at Queen Mary painted by a Spanish painters vs by an English court one.

      @toomanymarys7355@toomanymarys73558 ай бұрын
  • One of the very few royals in history that deserves pity.

    @fullaregrets5015@fullaregrets5015 Жыл бұрын
    • 🤓

      @BarbarConan103@BarbarConan103 Жыл бұрын
    • nuh uh he forced a child to strip and have a portrait of her hung up in court cuz she was fat and made her a jester

      @serafinahart4012@serafinahart40127 ай бұрын
  • I swear there were tons of Egyptian royale children with deformities, at least the drawings suggested as such

    @DD-fs7pg@DD-fs7pg Жыл бұрын
    • One well known example is King Tut who was inbred and very deformed, so i’m quite surprised the video didn’t mention it at all

      @zongballs@zongballs8 ай бұрын
  • Basically mewing before mewing is a thing.

    @SpartanJoe193@SpartanJoe1932 ай бұрын
  • The jaw problem originated when a Hapsburg married a princess of Burgundy. So it should really be called the Burgundian Jaw.

    @johnfitzpatrick6544@johnfitzpatrick65449 ай бұрын
  • Inbreeding doesn't exactly cause genetic disorders, it mostly just activates them. If you have a defective gene, it usually isn't a problem since most genes are expressed in two chromosomes. However, if the other copy is also defective you will have a problem because that gene will no longer function at all. As such, inbreding doesn't introduce new genetic mutations to the gene pool, but causes the deleterious mutations to manifest.

    @FourthRoot@FourthRoot Жыл бұрын
  • I love your channel keep up the great stuff

    @oliversherman2414@oliversherman2414 Жыл бұрын
  • Kudos for playing "What is the child" while showing that child with that chin.

    @maxlevedgeful@maxlevedgeful Жыл бұрын
  • Children born of incest is the saddest abomination you think of. Everyone deserves long healthy lives. Truly a dark time in humanity

    @Jace-mf6rv@Jace-mf6rv Жыл бұрын
    • Its still happening with the Aristocracy. They are so greedy, they don.t want to share their Cash.

      @cosmicdebris42@cosmicdebris42 Жыл бұрын
    • Not humanity mostly royalty I don't think peasants we're inbred like this

      @GrosvnerMcaffrey@GrosvnerMcaffrey11 ай бұрын
  • I like that the animations took a good inspiration from the Civ 5 leader screens. I did notice it animator, your work has been great ;)

    @totalmadnesman@totalmadnesman Жыл бұрын
  • A face only a double-first cousin could love

    @TheAZTory@TheAZTory Жыл бұрын
  • One thing no one ever seems to touch on. The old philosophy of Mama's baby papa's maybe. So the king and his sister had a child even if she had taken a separate lover in secret the child would still have Royal blood.

    @bluebeard6189@bluebeard6189 Жыл бұрын
    • Excellent point

      @IrishCarney@IrishCarney Жыл бұрын
  • Many cases of deformity and inflicted people used to be outcastes but not if you're a royal

    @kirkdurkadurka@kirkdurkadurka Жыл бұрын
    • Then it's desirable.

      @disrespectthemwomensubjuga5471@disrespectthemwomensubjuga5471 Жыл бұрын
  • A true gigachad of his time

    @razorsneck6379@razorsneck6379 Жыл бұрын
  • Prognathism, also called Habsburg jaw or Habsburgs' jaw primarily in the context of its prevalence amongst members of the House of Habsburg, is a positional relationship of the mandible or maxilla to the skeletal base where either of the jaws protrudes beyond a predetermined imaginary line in the coronal plane of the skull. In general dentistry, oral and maxillofacial surgery, and orthodontics, this is assessed clinically or radiographically. The word prognathism derives from the Greek πρό and γνάθος. One or more types of prognathism can result in the common condition of malocclusion, in which an individual's top teeth and lower teeth do not align properly.

    @pokefan-ix7sh@pokefan-ix7sh Жыл бұрын
    • Thank you for the medical school lecture

      @stevencooper4422@stevencooper4422 Жыл бұрын
  • Poor guy just want to be left alone and not remembered for what his parents did. Just let him rest in peace

    @HistoricalWeapons@HistoricalWeapons Жыл бұрын
    • He surrounded himself with people that had deformities and spat on them for being freaks and he himself was the biggest one.

      @anyoneofus9948@anyoneofus9948 Жыл бұрын
    • @@anyoneofus9948did he pay them because aye therapy is just learning to cope

      @nothanks9503@nothanks9503 Жыл бұрын
    • He's dead. Long dead. I doubt he cares

      @PaladinThizz@PaladinThizz Жыл бұрын
    • Simping for royals much?

      @trap4dafu2k0fit@trap4dafu2k0fit Жыл бұрын
    • He was actually really crappy person

      @Vampybattie@Vampybattie Жыл бұрын
  • There are three cases in which a large chin occurs: in tall people (probably a side effect of excessive growth hormone at birth), due to Scandinavian origin (this is characteristic of Scandinavians and Germans as well, as they also mixed with each other), and because aristocrats have been compulsorily marrying each other for centuries. sooner or later, the genetic conflicts came out in this form as well By the way, it is fashionable today, especially in the USA, to have a bigger chin with plastic surgery I have seen a couple Habsburg descendants, but they all have normal chins and looks

    @1982asd@1982asd Жыл бұрын
    • The one who had it in the most severe case died out. The austrian habsburgs werent that inbred. Just to a normal degree for their time.

      @MMadesen@MMadesen Жыл бұрын
    • @@MMadesen In the majority of cases, aristocrats married aristocrats in the course of history, but today this is not necessarily fashionable, perhaps they also realized the harmful effects of inbreeding DNA Although that red guy in Great Britain Harry made a good choice with that black girl, there was a problem because in this case it is not certain that the joint child will be white and even Queen Elizabeth II, who has since died, was allegedly offended by this, allegedly for this reason as well Harry was partially divorced from the British Royal House In the Hofburg Vienna, which has existed since 1279 and is one of the largest Renaissance buildings in Europe, it covers 240,000 square meters, has 18 building sections, 54 staircases, 26 corridors, 19 courtyards and 2,600 rooms. 5,000 people live and work in the complex. It's no small experience in live, you seriously feel like a dwarf when you enter the yard and look around

      @1982asd@1982asd Жыл бұрын
    • Germanic and Anglo-Saxon people have long, horse-like faces while Slavs have wider jawlines and sport a military buzz cut very often.

      @jackwalker3311@jackwalker3311 Жыл бұрын
    • @@jackwalker3311 Anglo Saxon people are germanic. And what your saying is of course a very rough generalization. But there is some truth in that.

      @MMadesen@MMadesen Жыл бұрын
    • @@jackwalker3311 The British are a mixed breed, although they classify themselves as "Celts" racially, but in truth, it should be better to look into the DNA to see if there really is a separate Celtic people Britain was first occupied by the Vikings, then used by the Romans as a retirement site for aging legionnaires There are also a lot of Spanish Catalans and French immigrants, but I have also seen quite a few Italian-looking Britons, and there is also a visible German population in Great Britain But it cannot be clearly determined what the "British" origin covers, because there are no external typical identifying marks, as for example with Scandinavians, Italians, Germans, Jews, Dutch people, the issue of race can be clearly identified even on the basis of the face There is no such thing as Anglo Saxon: you are British or Irish or Saxon, but the Saxons are German, not British Saxony still exists today: German province Saxony is a province of Germany, its capital is Dresden Population: around 4,000

      @1982asd@1982asd Жыл бұрын
  • Peasant 1: oh look a Hapsburg Peasant 2: no that’s handsome squidward

    @normaluser3978@normaluser3978 Жыл бұрын
  • Had to reread the end of that title. My dyslexia was making a fooling out of me again 😆

    @Iragaskd064@Iragaskd064 Жыл бұрын
    • I read jaw as "jew" which was pretty funny. What did you read it as?

      @romeodavis1052@romeodavis1052 Жыл бұрын
  • the total irony. How they were afraid that if they bred outside their family that their empire would collapse, yet all their families collapsed due to the imbreeding

    @CheeseInTheOven@CheeseInTheOven Жыл бұрын
  • The thumbnail is art in its purest form

    @Falkriim@Falkriim Жыл бұрын
  • I can imagine the Hapsburg Jaw can be used as a deadly hammer by slamming it on someone's head.

    @dr.ravinewright5988@dr.ravinewright5988 Жыл бұрын
    • Interesting.

      @DarthVader-sp8fe@DarthVader-sp8fe Жыл бұрын
    • Applicable!

      @cedriceric9730@cedriceric9730 Жыл бұрын
    • Destroyable!

      @Significantharrassment@Significantharrassment Жыл бұрын
    • JAW OF DESTRUCTION!

      @MariusKennedy@MariusKennedy8 ай бұрын
  • That's what happens if your family line is a Christmas wreath. The jaw must have been so sharp that it could cut a diamond.

    @The105ODST@The105ODST Жыл бұрын
  • the mewing streak is crazy

    @adxm_7@adxm_72 ай бұрын
  • This is very enlightening.

    @maryburrell3948@maryburrell39488 ай бұрын
  • I was very close to not watching this because I wasn't interested in just 8 minutes about a habsburg jaw. Very glad that was not what it was so I wish it was represented the way it deserved in the title. Don't sell yourselves short, you're amazing and don't need weird clickbait!

    @willowtan7113@willowtan7113 Жыл бұрын
  • The Alabamian gigachad chin

    @DarkLorddReviews@DarkLorddReviews Жыл бұрын
  • Honestly I think this was good, it was essentially democracy by genetics. This way kings didn’t live too long, especially if they were incompetent

    @danielc9967@danielc9967 Жыл бұрын
    • Delayed Darwin award

      @Tarik360@Tarik360 Жыл бұрын
    • I wouldn’t call this a good thing. Royal houses going extinct causes succession crises and wars that usually involve multiple other kingdoms with an interest in who exactly gets the throne. I know this might be a joke, but it’s basically unneeded bloodshed.

      @Phoenix-616@Phoenix-61610 ай бұрын
    • I guess nature always does the right thing...

      @nenisguevaragomez8122@nenisguevaragomez81229 ай бұрын
  • Very good job fellows!! Congratulations. I love how you gave a mention to the history of inbreeding in the Hawaiian royal families.

    @alanroberson9749@alanroberson9749 Жыл бұрын
    • Yep! We polys love sleeping with our relatives! 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣😩

      @AnAdorableWombat1@AnAdorableWombat110 ай бұрын
  • "Mommy says it's a big strong chin, for a big strong boy!"

    @Tally-MMall@Tally-MMall Жыл бұрын
  • educational and fun. great artwork.

    @blankblank3600@blankblank3600 Жыл бұрын
  • Their Mew Strike is 1,000,000,000!!!

    @OsmnJackpot@OsmnJackpot2 ай бұрын
  • For the sake of accuracy, I must mention here that late studies in the 20th century have revealed that the chance of genetic deformity among marriage with first cousins is no different than a woman over 40 having children with a stranger. The science has shown that with third cousin marriage, there is no risk of genetic defects and they then to stay married longer and have more children. Furthermore, in the US where a large portion of cousin marriage taboos are found, prior to the 1900s, 10 percent of marriages were among cousins. When we see genetic deformities, we often do not see it was among cousin marriage but instead, among ordinary strangers. Also, for those who do believe in the Bible, there is no Biblical restriction against cousin marriage. Mary and Joseph were cousins. I mention this just as facts you can research yourself. Take what you like and leave what you don't. No amount of facts will stop pre-learned prejudices.

    @eddtoro@eddtoro9 ай бұрын
  • Didn’t know history figures can mew

    @Napoleon1814@Napoleon18142 ай бұрын
  • "How can I face my problems when my problem is my face?" - Phillip II

    @otlayr3030@otlayr3030 Жыл бұрын
  • generational mewing streak 💀💀

    @delta5263@delta52632 ай бұрын
  • This brings a smile to my face.

    @patersul@patersul Жыл бұрын
  • It's not often Hawaii is mentioned so that's cool

    @tristinkirby@tristinkirby Жыл бұрын
  • Definition of natural Giga chad

    @karenmindock1898@karenmindock1898 Жыл бұрын
  • You’d think these people would’ve figured it out after awhile, but I guess not.

    @MrRyan-wu4jx@MrRyan-wu4jx8 ай бұрын
  • Gotta love the green sleeves in the background

    @ironclad1238@ironclad1238 Жыл бұрын
  • Moral of the story: Too much "Sweet Home Alabama" can really mess you up...and your entire bloodline

    @7swordquanta459@7swordquanta459 Жыл бұрын
    • This is exactly why sweJ are known to have an inordinate amount of deformities among them.

      @melchior2678@melchior2678 Жыл бұрын
    • Excuse me, why "sweet home Alabama"?

      @nenisguevaragomez8122@nenisguevaragomez81229 ай бұрын
  • "🎵 Sweet Home Habsburg Dynasty! 🎵"

    @noble9864@noble9864 Жыл бұрын
    • 😂🤣😂🤣

      @Mr.DiughGames@Mr.DiughGames Жыл бұрын
  • Yea i noticed how you used the Civ 5 Kamehameha background for 1:48 and 2:49 great job lmao

    @Lapeno456@Lapeno456 Жыл бұрын
  • American dad needs to do an episode chasing stands and sisters back to them LOL

    @shylapollard5165@shylapollard51656 ай бұрын
  • Bro took mewing to another level

    @Orcermeloveseals@Orcermeloveseals2 ай бұрын
  • It's crazy you can still see that chin today with the modern Hapsburg family.

    @RAAM855@RAAM855 Жыл бұрын
  • "Habsburg Jaw" sounds like a good name for a punk band.

    @kimanthonyrojasmateo5493@kimanthonyrojasmateo549317 күн бұрын
  • Ah, now I understand the Crimson Chin and Jay Leno.

    @AJDaniels5298@AJDaniels52985 ай бұрын
  • this is one of my fav chanels for history

    @endercrasher1178@endercrasher1178 Жыл бұрын
  • I guess you can call it, the "Dream" chin.

    @clintguia7984@clintguia7984 Жыл бұрын
    • #HESUGLY

      @lukeskywalkerjediknight2.013@lukeskywalkerjediknight2.0138 ай бұрын
  • bro don't bully Quagmire like that 😭

    @DarthSmall352@DarthSmall352 Жыл бұрын
  • @5:58 I’m sorry, this face never ceases to make me laugh 😂

    @poppinmms8980@poppinmms8980 Жыл бұрын
  • Finally, something to watch that's not political woke bullshit.

    @718Insomniac@718Insomniac Жыл бұрын
  • Kids can learn more from this channel alone then from school.

    @noc8076@noc8076 Жыл бұрын
    • Pay attention closely. Because it's "than" not "then".

      @michaelhowell2326@michaelhowell2326 Жыл бұрын
    • You're not kidding on that one. I learned nothing about history from school. The focus on names and dates and memorization made it torture. It wasn't until I got interested in some movies like 300 I decided to look up history on my own. Now I can give you a relatively solid history of Greece/Rome/Italy from the bronze age collapse up to the time the Habsburgs got control of the peninsula. Its all about how much fun you have while studying and school is the antithesis of fun.

      @grogc6942@grogc6942 Жыл бұрын
    • These are far more effective than the regimented manner in which schools teach. Read, Study, Memorize, Test, then brain dump before starting next lesson. It isn't about information retention or skill development, it is about marking a checkbox.

      @michaelrigoletti2410@michaelrigoletti2410 Жыл бұрын
    • As a child I remember other kids saying this about KZhead videos. The secret was, all the other kids knew those kids were just dumb so we were like "sure Mike, sure. Just keep watching videos and stop messing up the group project"

      @KappaKiller108@KappaKiller108 Жыл бұрын
  • In Germany we say "Reiner Winkler Unterkeifer"

    @lohikaarme5582@lohikaarme5582 Жыл бұрын
    • *Ruiner Winkler Ogerkeifer

      @supportpatriarchyordietrying@supportpatriarchyordietrying Жыл бұрын
  • Will you guys ever cover the history of Guerrilla Tactics?

    @neofulcrum5013@neofulcrum5013 Жыл бұрын
    • Mostly just bluff via hooting, chest thumping and stopping right at the end of a charge

      @IrishCarney@IrishCarney Жыл бұрын
  • I have a 12-" Willie woo woo. I consider it my deformity. 🤣

    @1joshjosh1@1joshjosh1 Жыл бұрын
  • I lol'd when I heard "What Child Is This" playing in the background near the end

    @MikalCaober@MikalCaober Жыл бұрын
  • Not even Mike Tyson could break that jaw

    @K-Effect@K-Effect Жыл бұрын
  • Henry:”Mary, I’d like to introduce to you your 22 year old fully grown adult cousin, and now your future husband” Mary:”Ew He looks inbred” Henry:”MARY!!!…….. WE’RE ALL INBRED”!

    @viktorrodriguez5660@viktorrodriguez5660 Жыл бұрын
  • Lmfao The ending! His face always cracks me up

    @AnAdorableWombat1@AnAdorableWombat110 ай бұрын
  • If you travel in the south, in rural areas of the US, you will find towns that are filled with the same kind of face. It varies, but there is sometimes a small town and all the people you see have the same look to them. I suspect you'll find similar incidents all over the US and in other countries in isolated areas that avoid travel and widening their social circles.

    @NathanTarantlawriter@NathanTarantlawriter Жыл бұрын
    • that would be lake isabella CA

      @u_luv_mulattos1879@u_luv_mulattos1879 Жыл бұрын
    • Pomeroy, WA?

      @alexanderchenf1@alexanderchenf1 Жыл бұрын
    • Yeah if it's a small gene puddle to begin with an isolated community will eventually have very little diversity. People knew that since forever hence the taboos. But also, several traditions where young people were basically forced to look for a wide/husband outside the village. And a bunch of traditions related to that.

      @KasumiRINA@KasumiRINA10 ай бұрын
    • I've heard a lot of stories of country/small town folk having to double check lineage before asking someone out or having to date exclusively in other towns because they're related to the majority of people in their hometown.

      @TheSameYellowToy@TheSameYellowToy9 ай бұрын
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