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Deadpool vs Colossus - Deadpool Hand Cut Off - Funny Scene - Deadpool (2016) Movie CLIP HD [1080p]
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  • “Macavoy or Stewart? These timelines are so confusing...” Underrated line

    @_GandalfTheGrey_@_GandalfTheGrey_3 жыл бұрын

    • Macavoy

      @cavalierliberty6838@cavalierliberty68383 жыл бұрын

    • @@cavalierliberty6838 I thought Stewart because Colossus is older

      @ellaelliott4415@ellaelliott44153 жыл бұрын

    • @@ellaelliott4415 2nd movie, cameo of macavoy era xmen

      @cavalierliberty6838@cavalierliberty68383 жыл бұрын

    • Indeed, i finally caught it

      @mcnuttington7122@mcnuttington71223 жыл бұрын

    • Hahaha

      @billcleary3850@billcleary38503 жыл бұрын

  • “All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex” that line made me die with laughter the most

    @averagejoe6031@averagejoe60312 жыл бұрын

    • Ahahahahah

      @ronniejamesdio6889@ronniejamesdio68892 жыл бұрын

    • Spinosaur didn't xD

      @hakaira7321@hakaira73212 жыл бұрын

    • @@hakaira7321 Neither did Indominus Rex

      @TheIndoraptor@TheIndoraptor2 жыл бұрын

    • @@TheIndoraptor it was part t-rex though.

      @hakaira7321@hakaira73212 жыл бұрын

    • @@hakaira7321 1: Indominus Rex was a girl 2: Indominus Rex was intelligent enough to know how to pick her fights, despite being quite young and inexperienced compared to the Tyrannosaurus-rex. When faced by humans with guns, she ran rather than charging forward. She also attempted to communicate rather than attacking Blue and the other Velociraptors

      @TheIndoraptor@TheIndoraptor2 жыл бұрын

  • "Oh, your poor wife!" The fact that it was genuine concern and not sarcasm makes that line so much better

    @jwfanatic@jwfanatic2 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah, I am concerned for Kitty. In the comics, she’s in a relationship with Peter, but what Wade learned made me worried for her

      @zipi8760@zipi8760 Жыл бұрын

    • Omg 😂😆

      @josegonzalezgonzalez3486@josegonzalezgonzalez348610 ай бұрын

    • @@zipi8760 sññsñs.ekekwlkeekewllerll!..as.s.s.swls,,wllw,sslwl,s,s

      @MassielCastroroso-wi4kg@MassielCastroroso-wi4kg8 ай бұрын

    • SAKAI SYMBOL OH MY GOD

      @Chefgaming4@Chefgaming47 ай бұрын

    • It’s a joke, jesus

      @Matesozen@Matesozen4 ай бұрын

  • “I promise this gets worse for you big boy” takes me out every single time 😂

    @XC777@XC7772 жыл бұрын

    • Colossus : This is embarrassing , please stay down

      @reallifedroopypoodle1306@reallifedroopypoodle1306 Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@reallifedroopypoodle1306 "you ever heard of the one legged man in the a$$ kicking contest?"

      @ONLYOUSSEMA@ONLYOUSSEMA Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@ONLYOUSSEMA do you have off switch?

      @batmanrocks6727@batmanrocks6727 Жыл бұрын

    • @@batmanrocks6727 Yeah, it’s right next to the prostrate. Or is that the on switch?

      @DaarkShadow@DaarkShadow Жыл бұрын

    • @@DaarkShadow enough *gets smacked away into nearby car* let’s us go to talk to the professor.

      @Charles1k92@Charles1k92 Жыл бұрын

  • Love how he screams when he breaks his bones but is so casually talking while cutting his hand off 😂

    @Spork7vv@Spork7vv3 жыл бұрын

    • Welp, it's like bitting your own tongue vs accidentally bitting it difference.

      @animetricks6264@animetricks62643 жыл бұрын

    • @Homie charmander 64 that's not the same thing, if someone slaps you it will hurt more than slapping yourself because you feel and know when it's coming.

      @Jun-Kyard@Jun-Kyard3 жыл бұрын

    • @Homie charmander 64 you need to remember he broke his hand so wouldnt feel pain on that moment...

      @regitanara8375@regitanara83753 жыл бұрын

    • @@regitanara8375 thats not how it works he would have to break all the nerves which are extremely painful to do so

      @em3876@em38763 жыл бұрын

    • @@Jun-Kyard bs, let me prove u wrong

      @LuckD7cky@LuckD7cky3 жыл бұрын

  • 0:57 the tone of his voice, it wasn't even a joke it was genuine concern 😂

    @mrgraphx@mrgraphx2 жыл бұрын

    • Lmfao

      @aBurritoBoi@aBurritoBoi2 жыл бұрын

    • XD

      @The_Slickest@The_Slickest2 жыл бұрын

    • Literal definition of "Balls of Steel"! XD

      @WarhammerWings@WarhammerWings2 жыл бұрын

    • @@WarhammerWings XD

      @focku@focku2 жыл бұрын

    • @@WarhammerWings nailed it

      @AbinashDas0910@AbinashDas09102 жыл бұрын

  • I love how Colossus won the fight and broke almost all Deadpool's limbs simply by standing still

    @anonym58063@anonym58063 Жыл бұрын

    • Colossus wins by doing nothing

      @Lawson_Irwin@Lawson_IrwinАй бұрын

    • Must have learned that from Luigi

      @acejumper1681@acejumper168128 күн бұрын

  • Bro broke 3 bones in his body in less than a minute I'm dying of laughter 😂

    @braydentan985@braydentan985 Жыл бұрын

    • Definitely more

      @AGloom6159@AGloom6159 Жыл бұрын

    • Your wrists have 12 bones each, so its a lot more than that. 😅

      @glitch3818@glitch3818 Жыл бұрын

    • Hands have a lot of little bones prone to breaking as well...punching a plate of solid steel with that kind of force would probably break most them not just the wrist.

      @michaelharris8598@michaelharris8598 Жыл бұрын

    • Ahh Wade a.k.a mr Deadpool you seem to be Forgetting one minor detail When it comes to your abilities. While you may have a superior healing factor but unlike Wolverine your bones are not molecularly infused with adamantium meaning there far to brittle to Allow you to try to hurt Colossus with a punch or kick.

      @jonathanthomas4182@jonathanthomas418211 ай бұрын

  • Ryan Reynolds was BORN for this role just as Robert Downey Jr was the only one who could be Iron Man

    @lucadimare9856@lucadimare98563 жыл бұрын

    • Agreed

      @gbaboy7775@gbaboy77753 жыл бұрын

    • More like Chris Hemsworth for thor

      @tegaidogun@tegaidogun3 жыл бұрын

    • @@tegaidogun and Chris evans for Captain America

      @XYZ-zh7fb@XYZ-zh7fb3 жыл бұрын

    • @@XYZ-zh7fbAnd Tobey Maguire for spider man

      @jurgen8084@jurgen80843 жыл бұрын

    • @@jurgen8084 nah Tom Holland is better than Maguire

      @unverified_Vids@unverified_Vids3 жыл бұрын

  • 0:56 i can’t get over the *“aw, your poor wife!”* after he strikes his junk. that line never ceases to make me laugh.

    @stevjiro@stevjiro2 жыл бұрын

    • The joke It"s ANOTHER. Marvel never let piotr married with their eternal LOVE Kitty pryde in the 616 but are married in a lot of alternate timelines. And piotr it's well know to be some kind of LOVE machine like their GREATFATHER RASPUTIN....

      @ignacio3890@ignacio3890 Жыл бұрын

    • @@ignacio3890 What the fuck are you talking about

      @pickedtundra0480@pickedtundra0480 Жыл бұрын

    • that's why he's a virgin. you can just tell by his reaction to the strong woman when her chest was exposed mid fight

      @brucewayne3141@brucewayne3141 Жыл бұрын

    • @@brucewayne3141 Bruce Wayne?!

      @pickedtundra0480@pickedtundra0480 Жыл бұрын

    • @@ignacio3890 ooooo{oooooooooooooo

      @patriciaraheliarisoa6560@patriciaraheliarisoa6560 Жыл бұрын

  • “McAvoy or Stewert…these timelines are so confusing” 😭

    @jhedatitan4228@jhedatitan4228 Жыл бұрын

    • Kills me every time. Nobody breaks the fourth wall like Deadpool.

      @maniacal1870@maniacal1870 Жыл бұрын

    • @@maniacal1870 I swear 😂

      @jhedatitan4228@jhedatitan4228 Жыл бұрын

    • @Eli Williams yes

      @iplaygames1497@iplaygames1497 Жыл бұрын

    • @Eli Williams yes she hulk is a joke

      @AJAYKumar-ul2em@AJAYKumar-ul2em Жыл бұрын

    • @@AJAYKumar-ul2em if she hulk is a joke i aint laughin

      @Zephyrius8@Zephyrius8 Жыл бұрын

  • Six years later and this scene still brings me to tears.

    @MrHoll87@MrHoll87 Жыл бұрын

  • The thing I love about deadpool is that his injuries are so real, like the only comic book hero that actually gets realistic injuries when fighting

    @robzei95@robzei952 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah but if everyone gets all the heroes get their bones broken then there wouldn't be anybody left fight because they don't have near Immortal regeneration abilities so they rely on their skill and strength and sometimes the enemy is just so much more powerful than them that they get one shot regardless.

      @CerealExperimentsMizuki@CerealExperimentsMizuki2 жыл бұрын

    • Except for the backslap by colossus... dude can bench press a wrecking ball, Deadpool's entire head would've exploded like a water balloon full of marinara sauce...

      @CollinMcLean@CollinMcLean2 жыл бұрын

    • @@CollinMcLean there was probably no effort behind the backslap

      @sonicicecream8159@sonicicecream81592 жыл бұрын

    • @@CollinMcLean pretty sure hes toned down from the comic books considering his fingers dont just sink into jugernaught and he has to put effort into throwing busses and shit around

      @bradpotts1747@bradpotts17472 жыл бұрын

    • @@CollinMcLean but yeah there wouldv been some serious carnage from a blow that could send wade flying like that

      @bradpotts1747@bradpotts17472 жыл бұрын

  • "aw your poor wife" send me wheezing😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @elizabethyara7228@elizabethyara72283 жыл бұрын

    • Lol same

      @haze3827@haze38273 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @SleepyGermlin@SleepyGermlin3 жыл бұрын

    • 😬😱😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😏😬🤕🤕🤕

      @kaelescobedojj7u831@kaelescobedojj7u8312 жыл бұрын

    • @@bvishal2kn um you dont need to know thanks

      @belugassecondbrother7029@belugassecondbrother70292 жыл бұрын

    • @@bvishal2kn do you have a wife? If you don’t then I can see why you don’t understand...

      @viswajitbala7924@viswajitbala79242 жыл бұрын

  • ”Oh, your poor wife.” I’M DEAD😂🤣😂🤣

    @x-omnistar-x9602@x-omnistar-x9602 Жыл бұрын

  • The laugh of Megasonic when Deadpool gets hit by Colossus and flys always seem to me like a very pure and adorable laugh

    @josesoria2072@josesoria2072 Жыл бұрын

    • “All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex” 😆 Deadpool looks silly in a T-Rex pose. 😜🦖

      @eaglesfan226@eaglesfan226 Жыл бұрын

    • She has a very cute laugh indeed.

      @THETRIVIALTHINGS@THETRIVIALTHINGS Жыл бұрын

    • Nobody else can play this girl

      @pop-culturecinephile8144@pop-culturecinephile8144 Жыл бұрын

    • negasonic. she be named for a "monster magnet" song

      @toomanyaccounts@toomanyaccounts Жыл бұрын

    • @@eaglesfan226 he thinks it’s kinda motivating 😭

      @m.k.6966@m.k.69662 күн бұрын

  • Colossus: Breaks 3 of his limbs Deadpool: Tis but a scratch!

    @vigi1antvort3x41@vigi1antvort3x413 жыл бұрын

    • Technically Colossus didn’t break his limbs, Deadpool broke his own 💀

      @darthvader3690@darthvader36903 жыл бұрын

    • 2:14 “A scratch? Your arms off!”

      @BYERE@BYERE3 жыл бұрын

    • @Giorno Giovanna Yes. I believe it is.

      @BYERE@BYERE3 жыл бұрын

    • @@BYERE *looks at his cutted arm* - "I've had it worse"

      @alucardomalvadosyasociados5399@alucardomalvadosyasociados53993 жыл бұрын

    • @@alucardomalvadosyasociados5399 You lie!

      @BYERE@BYERE3 жыл бұрын

  • “Do you have off switch?” “Yeah, it’s right next to the prostate, or is that the ON switch!”

    @bermewdez@bermewdez3 жыл бұрын

    • Enough!!!! *knocks you away*

      @i39darkblade@i39darkblade3 жыл бұрын

    • @@i39darkblade Groans

      @spider-man8186@spider-man81863 жыл бұрын

    • OHH JUST GIVE ME HATE ALREADY BITCH kzhead.info/sun/idexls2BpKF8gWw/bejne.html

      @nicholas5157@nicholas51573 жыл бұрын

    • what's up man

      @markangel4218@markangel42183 жыл бұрын

    • @@spider-man8186 let us go talk to the professer

      @splatom5515@splatom55153 жыл бұрын

  • 1:50 The middle finger that he left so kind of him

    @Yourboi_toasty@Yourboi_toasty Жыл бұрын

  • "Mcavoy or Stewart? These timelines are so confusing." One of Deadpools best qualities is that he's not afraid of breaking the fourth wall 😂😂

    @juniorgebengana537@juniorgebengana5372 жыл бұрын

    • Its because of this (and many other things) that the Deadpool movies can't possibly be a part of the same story as the other X-Men movies.

      @gringo3002@gringo3002 Жыл бұрын

  • “All the dinosaurs fear the trex”

    @jet_5003@jet_50033 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣

      @American-knight-hawk@American-knight-hawk3 жыл бұрын

    • " OH YOUR POOR WIFE"

      @sandraturner3537@sandraturner35373 жыл бұрын

    • Proceeds to break leg

      @scarlightemperor3410@scarlightemperor34103 жыл бұрын

    • @@scarlightemperor3410 I guess that didn't stop them from going extinct. (Sorry, not sorry. I legit said that while I was watching this and my brother lost it.)

      @KISando@KISando3 жыл бұрын

    • 1:06

      @burningwolf_9679@burningwolf_96793 жыл бұрын

  • 1:45 “Dead or alive, you’re coming with me” it always kills me 😂

    @grissom2289@grissom22894 жыл бұрын

    • It's very underrated

      @FrunkThe8th@FrunkThe8th3 жыл бұрын

    • Yet when Colossus uses a Robocop line in Deadpool 2 he gets crap for it.

      @shadexdemarr@shadexdemarr3 жыл бұрын

    • Deadpool calls out Colossus for that line in DP2, and I think that's fucking hilarious.

      @tristantoole7363@tristantoole73633 жыл бұрын

    • lel

      @babyboy2538@babyboy25383 жыл бұрын

    • @@FrunkThe8th ikr

      @babyboy2538@babyboy25383 жыл бұрын

  • "Oh your poor wife...!" Gets me everytime

    @mutcut6289@mutcut62892 жыл бұрын

  • I love how this movie feels just like the comics. Ryan, and other actors involved, really were awesome in this film 🎥

    @victorlewis7857@victorlewis78572 жыл бұрын

    • But can we agree that Ryan Renolds as Deadpool absolutely killed it in this movie? He’s funny af

      @NicholasVetter-sy8io@NicholasVetter-sy8io Жыл бұрын

  • "...all the dinosaurs feared the t-rex" Still hilarious

    @ethanmcmaster2994@ethanmcmaster29942 жыл бұрын

    • The only question I have is: "Why did he yelled Canada?"

      @commanderiosifstalin4938@commanderiosifstalin49382 жыл бұрын

    • @@commanderiosifstalin4938 he is Canadian I think

      @badrtc3708@badrtc37082 жыл бұрын

    • @@badrtc3708 Yes, both Deadpool and Ryan Reynolds are Canadians. This film itself was shot in Canada. Just still don't understand why he yelled Canada in this scene.

      @commanderiosifstalin4938@commanderiosifstalin49382 жыл бұрын

    • not the co*k soft word

      @Adam_1050@Adam_10502 жыл бұрын

    • @@commanderiosifstalin4938 he yells OH before that. Oh Canada is their anthem I think

      @erichall090909@erichall0909092 жыл бұрын

  • If Deadpool was an Avenger, he'd have killed Thanos single-handedly 😂

    @ostairs9916@ostairs99163 жыл бұрын

    • Zero-handedly?

      @arianebolt1575@arianebolt15753 жыл бұрын

    • fun fact, in the comics, he did kill thanos

      @Magicality101@Magicality1013 жыл бұрын

    • @@Magicality101 he killed thanos multiple times in the comics

      @jxrr3n@jxrr3n3 жыл бұрын

    • @@jxrr3n ik xD

      @Nobody.1888@Nobody.18883 жыл бұрын

    • Hed make thanos kill himself

      @sargentsteve7148@sargentsteve71483 жыл бұрын

  • “Do you have off switch” OMG I’M DYING 😂😂😂

    @minetieplays2092@minetieplays2092 Жыл бұрын

  • "Do you have off switch?" "Yeah it's right next to the prostate, or is that the *ON* switch?" I love this movie

    @cyberpunk5490@cyberpunk5490 Жыл бұрын

    • "ENOUGH!" (backhands him into a car)

      @samalvey8168@samalvey8168 Жыл бұрын

  • 0:41 When two people are talking to me at the same time.

    @SuperiorBat-te3ff@SuperiorBat-te3ff5 жыл бұрын

    • SuperiorBat Playz underrated 😂😂xD

      @trxsterplayz4410@trxsterplayz44105 жыл бұрын

    • SuperiorBat Playz omg so true XD

      @donutpop_@donutpop_5 жыл бұрын

    • Soo..... you end up breaking your hands and legs?

      @Arxiuz2@Arxiuz25 жыл бұрын

    • SuperiorBat Playz and they both talking bad about you and you tryna be cool and do sick moves 😂

      @marcosmedina2778@marcosmedina27785 жыл бұрын

    • You try and pimp slap one?

      @mischief_speaker1942@mischief_speaker19425 жыл бұрын

  • "Oh your poor wife" oh she has so much fun with how hard it is

    @TheBloodGod104@TheBloodGod1043 жыл бұрын

    • Yes, that's the joke.

      @holliswilliams8426@holliswilliams84263 жыл бұрын

    • This comment mildly disturbs me

      @ParzivalTheThird@ParzivalTheThird3 жыл бұрын

    • Well...someone had to say it...

      @caseycook9589@caseycook95893 жыл бұрын

    • Oh jesus that's disgusting

      @theasmrrandy7916@theasmrrandy79162 жыл бұрын

    • So does he have a wife

      @blizzard1198@blizzard11982 жыл бұрын

  • The way Colossus tells Deadpool to stop with the energy of a parent who's seen it all, heard it all, and been through it all.😂

    @Bluebelle9289@Bluebelle9289 Жыл бұрын

  • 0:41 0:50 0:56 1:05 1:20 1:27 These are my favorite funny parts of Deadpool’s messed up fight

    @Transformersmarvel777@Transformersmarvel7772 ай бұрын

  • I can’t picture anyone else playing this role other than Ryan Reynolds

    @theashman4290@theashman42903 жыл бұрын

    • He was suppose to sign a multi-picture deal with DCEU, but after Green Lantern flopped, Marvel scooped him up. Best move ever. There was word once that he was considered for the Riddler in the Batman series.

      @alvinjohnson2402@alvinjohnson24023 жыл бұрын

    • Just like with Hew Jackman playing Wolverine and RDJ playing Iron Man

      @WringlesShingles@WringlesShingles3 жыл бұрын

    • @@WringlesShingles *Hugh Jackman

      @zrc1514@zrc15142 жыл бұрын

    • Nolan north

      @givemewhatiwant8820@givemewhatiwant88202 жыл бұрын

    • I can

      @murphybrown1366@murphybrown13662 жыл бұрын

  • 0:59 'ohh ur poor wife' 😂😂😂

    @must4f4.m96@must4f4.m965 жыл бұрын

    • @@GoTouchSumGrass. or maybe he broke her internal organs

      @tvrtkokaurinovic7370@tvrtkokaurinovic73705 жыл бұрын

    • He probably would just transform back into his nonmetallic form for copulation. Deadpool may or may not be aware that Colossus is not always in his metallic form, and even if he is aware, the joke is still funny.

      @whisperingwind2@whisperingwind25 жыл бұрын

    • Gets me Everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @dillonheinberg4097@dillonheinberg40975 жыл бұрын

    • @police officer I can already tell your 10😂😂

      @RelyksJ@RelyksJ5 жыл бұрын

    • @@RelyksJ close 21

      @dillonheinberg4097@dillonheinberg40975 жыл бұрын

  • “All the dinosaurs feared the T-rex”🤣🤣🤣

    @KyleJB007@KyleJB0078 ай бұрын

  • "Are you there God ? It's me, Margaret" I love that line 😆😆😆

    @ervingarcia874@ervingarcia874 Жыл бұрын

  • Deadpool giving Colossus the finger with his severed hand is the cherry on top for this scene 😂

    @ChromeBone23@ChromeBone232 жыл бұрын

    • People will do anything to show the finger these days

      @viswajitbala7924@viswajitbala79242 жыл бұрын

    • "Money shot!" When Colosis got face-blood

      @geraldfrost4710@geraldfrost47102 жыл бұрын

    • That's the line at puff action

      @tomriver8633@tomriver8633 Жыл бұрын

    • another bit of icing is seeing Colossus nearly puking from the blood

      @jamesdick2580@jamesdick2580 Жыл бұрын

    • Need a hand? Get it?

      @katiebonser9712@katiebonser97128 ай бұрын

  • The writers are literally comedic geniuses and Ryan Reynolds to deliver just makes it all perfect.

    @dubble.@dubble.2 жыл бұрын

    • he's actually a co writer

      @pronto7362@pronto73622 жыл бұрын

    • fun fact. he helped write most of that. same with number two, and now deadpool 3 which is the first r rated mcu film to come, he's apart of the writing for that as well.

      @badxanax333@badxanax333 Жыл бұрын

    • @@badxanax333 genius and coercive enough to make Hugh don the claws once again

      @toddelmsworth640@toddelmsworth640 Жыл бұрын

    • @@badxanax333 I thought all the deadpools were r rated?

      @jedphillips182@jedphillips182 Жыл бұрын

    • was from monty python holy grail,,,, the black night scene

      @Runnccuks@Runnccuks Жыл бұрын

  • The gasp when he realizes Francis got away always makes me literally laugh out loud lol.

    @randomergy683@randomergy6832 ай бұрын

  • Ryan dominated this role

    @KennyChaoJr@KennyChaoJr3 жыл бұрын

    • Yea

      @blockmore1@blockmore13 жыл бұрын

    • @MICHAEL chillll

      @krayt2547@krayt25473 жыл бұрын

    • @@blockmore1 ..

      @bundasyta2020@bundasyta20203 жыл бұрын

    • @MICHAEL I feel like your doing this to get attention lol

      @krayt2547@krayt25473 жыл бұрын

    • Micheal you must be haven a tough day instead of taking your anger out on other people in a comment section mabey get a punching bag so when ever you get mad you can just beat up a punching bag

      @rogerroach6580@rogerroach65803 жыл бұрын

  • The half-assed "Dead or alive, you're comin' with me", as he's being dragged along by Collossus had me in stitches XD

    @0jutai@0jutai3 жыл бұрын

    • Its a great line - and I think the reference went largely unnoticed unfortunately

      @DHC-ev2iq@DHC-ev2iq2 жыл бұрын

    • @@DHC-ev2iq In the second movie Collosus says "Come with me or there will be trouble" quoting Robocop as well xD

      @zeriel0009@zeriel00092 жыл бұрын

    • @PasTa Actually it's Murphy's

      @TheOutSiderNL@TheOutSiderNL2 жыл бұрын

  • the moment he cuts his hand and says "oh yeah here comes the money shot" it cracks me up

    @Diaianz@Diaianz2 жыл бұрын

  • That was a very impressive spinning kick into a broken foot 😂

    @HumptynotsoDumpty@HumptynotsoDumpty2 ай бұрын

  • “Let us go talk to the Professor” “McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are so confusing” I agree, Deadpool.

    @MsSqueebles@MsSqueebles5 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah the timelines of X-Men movies are confusing on the origins.

      @Twilight17Petkoton@Twilight17Petkoton5 жыл бұрын

    • Well in deadpool 2 it’s mcavoy

      @wekiwisdofly85@wekiwisdofly854 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah only one time apparent after that they didn't see Mcavoy until X-Men Dark Phoenix. Yeah don't see X-Men Dark Phoenix because it 23% on Rotten Tomato score broad.

      @Twilight17Petkoton@Twilight17Petkoton4 жыл бұрын

    • @@Twilight17Petkoton yeaa why would people even listen to rotten tomatoes, its garbare review place

      @emillazar941@emillazar9414 жыл бұрын

    • @@emillazar941 Yeah i not into X men Dark Phoenix and they did garbage on Cats.

      @Twilight17Petkoton@Twilight17Petkoton4 жыл бұрын

  • 1:32 how it feels getting out of bed when you’ve slept in a weird position

    @Ryan-xu7sh@Ryan-xu7sh3 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr, I'm always limp

      @TheSlyRat32@TheSlyRat323 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr

      @bandanasaikia6048@bandanasaikia60483 жыл бұрын

    • oh a twillight ran

      @wildfoxgpmystery290@wildfoxgpmystery2903 жыл бұрын

    • Facts 😂

      @StoneofElohim@StoneofElohim3 жыл бұрын

    • I felt that on the spirit

      @crumblemuffin1257@crumblemuffin12573 жыл бұрын

  • 8 years later and this is still hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

    @Superstorm50@Superstorm502 ай бұрын

  • "Are you there God? It's me Margaret" 😂😂😂

    @Vickb22@Vickb22 Жыл бұрын

  • "Do you have off-switch?" "Yeah, next to the prostate. Or is that the on-switch?" lmfao

    @dietermitplatten@dietermitplatten3 жыл бұрын

    • 1:23🤣🤣🤣

      @soundwaveproductions9510@soundwaveproductions95103 жыл бұрын

    • Colossus: ENOUGH!!!!!

      @davidchism6081@davidchism60813 жыл бұрын

    • @@davidchism6081 1:26

      @hanzzacharycruz2797@hanzzacharycruz27972 жыл бұрын

  • 1:44 - my favorite line.

    @sinjinreed2091@sinjinreed20915 жыл бұрын

    • For me it's when he says heads up after already hitting him in the head

      @SHINIGAMI_CHIKUBI69@SHINIGAMI_CHIKUBI695 жыл бұрын

    • 666 likes say thank you

      @usmanbadshah5203@usmanbadshah52035 жыл бұрын

    • "No... we killed you.... we killed you!" RoboCop what a great movie!

      @davethewave2197@davethewave21975 жыл бұрын

    • My favourite line was where Deadpool says "all the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex"

      @jordantroha4389@jordantroha43894 жыл бұрын

    • 2k likes and 6 comments lol

      @jonathan-zo9nh@jonathan-zo9nh4 жыл бұрын

  • "Aww your poor wife" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 gets me everytime

    @dimitriusvonmollendorf4865@dimitriusvonmollendorf48652 ай бұрын

  • "Yeah it's right next to the prostate. Or is that the on switch." That line kills me every time LOL.

    @katsudonroscoe5832@katsudonroscoe58328 ай бұрын

  • "You ever heard the one legged man in the ass kicking contest?" "Do you have off switch?" "Yeah, it's right next to the prostate, or is that the on switch?" 😂😂😂😂

    @gabrielgamer5459@gabrielgamer54593 жыл бұрын

    • Deadpool was getting nervous and Colossus was getting sick of his shit

      @SYFTV1@SYFTV12 жыл бұрын

    • There's an off switch, just knock him out.

      @katiebonser9712@katiebonser97122 жыл бұрын

    • ENOUGH! BAM!!! Right into a car.

      @GexAW-ei4bb@GexAW-ei4bb2 жыл бұрын

    • Wow thanks for typing out a quote from the video we all just watched

      @GeorgeTropicana@GeorgeTropicana2 жыл бұрын

    • @@GeorgeTropicana please shut the fuck up you joyless piece of shit. responses like this are so fucking dull and unnecessary.

      @rosegoid2307@rosegoid23072 жыл бұрын

  • 1:34 when summer is over and your mom tells u to get ready for school

    @cxrloseditz6930@cxrloseditz69304 жыл бұрын

    • That's true

      @Skulltrooper57@Skulltrooper574 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao.

      @crazybabuskaman3923@crazybabuskaman39234 жыл бұрын

    • DriftTheStreamer lol 😂

      @pxgaming3812@pxgaming38124 жыл бұрын

    • Were gonna do school in summer

      @laurgaming5190@laurgaming51904 жыл бұрын

    • Lol! But now we have coronavirus

      @Alc0h0lic_G4mer52@Alc0h0lic_G4mer524 жыл бұрын

  • Just imagine deadpool and iron man in the same team. The chemistry between them would be amazing.

    @farhanhassan1800@farhanhassan18002 ай бұрын

  • Seeing the new trailer to "Are you there God? It's me, Margaret" in 2023: Ahhhhh now I get it 😅🤣🤣🤣

    @memoriesofno0ne194@memoriesofno0ne194 Жыл бұрын

  • I love how he says Canada instead of swearing when he literally swears every other sentence

    @samukaj9087@samukaj90875 жыл бұрын

    • Could be a reference to the fact that Ryan Reynolds himself is Canadian.

      @Kernowparadise@Kernowparadise4 жыл бұрын

    • Could be. But he’s just spewing random stuff for pure humor, so whatever the case it was for comedic purposes.

      @t-greenrock404@t-greenrock4044 жыл бұрын

    • Tyler Green lol yes n no but he was definitely referencing Canada because that’s where’s he from Vancouver to be exact as you can see where this Movie is set

      @EDJK_@EDJK_4 жыл бұрын

    • I'm pretty sure it's because he said, oh, and the national anthem is called o canada

      @tangyjenna@tangyjenna4 жыл бұрын

    • 'Dude, your embarrassing me in front of the wizards' 'W-we, we don't do that here' 'your embarrassing me, I told them we were Friends!' 'This is embarrassing.'

      @rubyrose4418@rubyrose44184 жыл бұрын

  • Hugh Jackman -Wolverine Robert Downey Jr- Iron man Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool. These three performed so well that we can never imagine a replacement

    @saivenkatesh1906@saivenkatesh19062 жыл бұрын

    • Fr they thinking about making Harry Potter wolverine if they do imma die

      @MudboyUnknown@MudboyUnknown2 жыл бұрын

    • Everybody thought the same about Spider-Man and Joker

      @indianmonk3380@indianmonk33802 жыл бұрын

    • @ArtBuffalo Holland is better imo

      @kingteddieP4@kingteddieP42 жыл бұрын

    • @@kingteddieP4 for a teenage peter parker, yes tom holland is better than tobey. But overall the best portrayal of Peter Parker is Andrew Garfield. While he's not the best Spider-Man, he portrayed a teenage Peter Parker perfectly. And i am talking about TASM1, not TASM2. TASM2 Writing was quite horrible. They made the same mistake Sam raimi did, putting too many villains in a movie with no backstory whatsoever.

      @tian03@tian032 жыл бұрын

    • @@tian03 tom Holland was the best *Friendly* neighborhood spiderman

      @AnonymousPerson112@AnonymousPerson1122 жыл бұрын

  • Colossus and Deadpool are two of my favorite Marvel characters. When I heard Deadpool was finally getting his solo flick, I had no idea Colossus was going to be in it. So seeing these two “fight” each other in theaters was literally a dream come true for me

    @gr8m887@gr8m887 Жыл бұрын

    • To be honest there friends

      @colemanwalsh7477@colemanwalsh7477 Жыл бұрын

  • I like how Ryan’s Deadpool mentions Canada every chance he gets

    @blitzkreig3088@blitzkreig3088 Жыл бұрын

  • 1:32 When you forget to turn off the lights before going to sleep 🐸

    @LordAko04@LordAko044 жыл бұрын

    • Yep becuase your eyes hurts

      @idk82929@idk829294 жыл бұрын

    • i like frogs and i have ranidaphilia

      @erdnadx738@erdnadx7383 жыл бұрын

    • HÄHÄHÄHÄHÄHÄ LEL

      @marxbee8386@marxbee83863 жыл бұрын

    • @@idk82929 nope, because you won't to stand up again.

      @thejohnson2328@thejohnson23282 жыл бұрын

  • 0:46 when your younger sibling hits you

    @carequeen5495@carequeen54954 жыл бұрын

    • Care Queen yeah it’s true coming from the young sibling

      @ScalyBobosaur@ScalyBobosaur4 жыл бұрын

    • Dang

      @datprncesss@datprncesss4 жыл бұрын

    • 1:27 When you hit them back

      @SuperiorBat-te3ff@SuperiorBat-te3ff4 жыл бұрын

    • @@SuperiorBat-te3ff I can't ....Please Stop I'm dYiNg!! 😂

      @IDontLikeHandIes@IDontLikeHandIes4 жыл бұрын

    • @@SuperiorBat-te3ff and then 1:27 when your dad/mom hit you back for hitting your younger sibling

      @xxargusxx223@xxargusxx2234 жыл бұрын

  • The 3 parts that made me laugh so much is 1:05, 1:19 and 2:11 gets me every time.

    @GracePetersen-sq9yf@GracePetersen-sq9yf9 ай бұрын

  • 1:39 I love this 4th wall break, as the audience we know exactly what he's talking about, to Colossus it's gibberish.

    @Tracer_Sweat@Tracer_Sweat10 ай бұрын

  • Honestly when he screamed Canada I freakin died

    @moxxieofficial9595@moxxieofficial95953 жыл бұрын

    • Ohhhhhhh........ CANADA!!!!!!!

      @davidchism6081@davidchism60813 жыл бұрын

    • sorry, i missed that reference. Is "Canada" a placeholder for some other word?

      @vvenkat111@vvenkat1113 жыл бұрын

    • @@vvenkat111 no. Ohh, Canada!! National anthem, I think.

      @davidchism6081@davidchism60813 жыл бұрын

    • @@vvenkat111 orginally deadpool was in weapons X in Canada I think that's what it was referring to?

      @outlawstar2090@outlawstar20903 жыл бұрын

    • @@outlawstar2090 I think it's a reference to Ryan Reynolds himself. He is Canadian.

      @Mopgonpblr@Mopgonpblr3 жыл бұрын

  • This is really painfull to watch, especially with nasty sounds of his bones.

    @steyn5511@steyn55113 жыл бұрын

    • In my village whenever we eat chicken it is quite common because unlike other countries we cut chicken wings legs and pretty much everything it sounds like that

      @kuimiariel1233@kuimiariel12333 жыл бұрын

    • That punch to the nuts, I wonder what his wife feels?

      @Novasigmia@Novasigmia3 жыл бұрын

    • So original!

      @crxptic.t@crxptic.t3 жыл бұрын

    • @@crxptic.t I can smell the sarcasm lol

      @steyn5511@steyn55113 жыл бұрын

    • @@Novasigmia So his wife does nut torturre?

      @akshy471@akshy4713 жыл бұрын

  • When Deadpool broke his bones when he tried to hit him it was hilarious I was dying of laughter😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

    @jayman4771@jayman4771 Жыл бұрын

  • 0:58 “oh your poor wife” had me dying man! 😂🤣💀

    @coolala_bear6483@coolala_bear6483 Жыл бұрын

  • 2:20 I remember everyone in the Audience laughing at that part

    @crazyjamie7106@crazyjamie71064 жыл бұрын

    • crazy jamie I died laughing just now I was wheezing

      @giossjbgoku7499@giossjbgoku74994 жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @Thawhid@Thawhid4 жыл бұрын

    • crazy jamie how did he even manage to do that in the last second?

      @llamacrazy4187@llamacrazy41874 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂🖕🏻🖕🏻

      @5dt104@5dt1042 жыл бұрын

    • So do I

      @danielninopaclijanii6024@danielninopaclijanii60246 ай бұрын

  • Negasonic’s adorable giggling and Wade’s hilarious shrieking make the scene😂

    @CIII328@CIII3282 жыл бұрын

    • along with Wade shouting "zip it, Sinead!" LMAO

      @jamesdick2580@jamesdick25802 жыл бұрын

  • *Are you there god? It’s me, Margret.*

    @oceanfiregirl3346@oceanfiregirl3346 Жыл бұрын

  • Sooooo many funny moments and nuances in just a couple minutes 😂 this whole movie is just gold

    @ZachAsaD@ZachAsaD6 ай бұрын

  • Actually in the Italian translation Deadpool said this: "Cockshot!!" Metal bang "Oh! How I wish to be your wife"

    @rurulandd8836@rurulandd88363 жыл бұрын

    • Hahahahaha! Oh boy! That is another level of that! Hahaha! I guess because Deadpool is said to be pansexual! Lol!

      @katerinaaqu@katerinaaqu3 жыл бұрын

    • He’s said “oh your poor wife” 🤦🏾‍♂️

      @5StarColex@5StarColex3 жыл бұрын

    • @@5StarColex This person mentions the Italian version of the film. I am not sure if you are referring to the same thing.

      @katerinaaqu@katerinaaqu3 жыл бұрын

    • @@katerinaaqu oh if that’s the case I am not

      @5StarColex@5StarColex3 жыл бұрын

    • @@5StarColex I got it :) You were mentioning at what Deadpool is saying right here but if you look closely, the original comment talks about "Italian translation". But it is quite alright. Everyone misses something critical at commets! Lol! I have lost counting how many I have missed! XD

      @katerinaaqu@katerinaaqu3 жыл бұрын

  • 1:32 when you just get up for bed

    @DuePanthercat@DuePanthercat5 жыл бұрын

    • Due Panthercat that’s exactly what I do when I get out of bed

      @ish9506@ish95064 жыл бұрын

    • That's so true

      @SuperNickoHarris@SuperNickoHarris4 жыл бұрын

    • GRAMMAR POLICE

      @riabliobe2944@riabliobe29444 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣

      @datprncesss@datprncesss4 жыл бұрын

    • LMAO

      @imfukinginvincible6646@imfukinginvincible66464 жыл бұрын

  • 2:01 THATS A LOCKHEED SR-71 BLACKBIRD! WOW!!!

    @pblsports4162@pblsports41622 жыл бұрын

  • “Are you there God? It’s me Margaret!” I’M DEAD! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @ConnorMiller417@ConnorMiller41712 сағат бұрын

  • 0:57 dude you have a metal part, that's insane.

    @harishsivakumar2650@harishsivakumar26503 жыл бұрын

    • I bet it never goes down once he's ready to go.

      @1597B@1597B3 жыл бұрын

    • @@1597B 0:56

      @gungrave254@gungrave2543 жыл бұрын

    • I understood that reference

      @ankushrajput2374@ankushrajput23742 жыл бұрын

    • You have a metal junk? That is awesome dude!

      @asafakiva1619@asafakiva16192 жыл бұрын

    • Winter soldier:punch Spider-Man stop the punch:you have a metal arm? That is awesome dude!

      @VortexSlayer_@VortexSlayer_2 жыл бұрын

  • "Let us go talk to the Professor" "McAvoy or Stewart? These Timelines are so confusing" That literally has to be the most OFF THE CHARTS 4th Wall break😂😂😂 EPIC! *One of the Best Movie Quotes tbh*

    @kishanbhatt1206@kishanbhatt12063 жыл бұрын

    • Kishan Bhatt the timelines are confusing tho

      @uniformbanjo7402@uniformbanjo74023 жыл бұрын

    • @@uniformbanjo7402 yup. Agreed 😂

      @kishanbhatt1206@kishanbhatt12063 жыл бұрын

    • These are confusing times

      @lolihunter3546@lolihunter35463 жыл бұрын

    • I watched this clip thousand times and i didnt even notice that lol

      @angelinegutierrez505@angelinegutierrez5053 жыл бұрын

    • wait what’s it mean

      @rileykennedy9130@rileykennedy91303 жыл бұрын

  • "All the dinosaurs fear the trex" killed me 😂

    @neon_c3902@neon_c3902 Жыл бұрын

  • "mcavoy or stewart,this timeline so confusing"

    @rahmivinanda9446@rahmivinanda94463 жыл бұрын

    • Your the best

      @julie-annejosephkalifa6089@julie-annejosephkalifa60893 жыл бұрын

    • Thank you.

      @truffle6082@truffle60823 жыл бұрын

    • 666 likes

      @xoticplayz242@xoticplayz2423 жыл бұрын

  • I just noticed why Deadpool said “all the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex” 😂😂😂

    @isayahkelly7913@isayahkelly79134 жыл бұрын

    • I did not understand that dialogue Because his two hands were bent like a T rex?

      @dramishadubey9279@dramishadubey92794 жыл бұрын

    • @@dramishadubey9279 yes

      @deatheye4576@deatheye45764 жыл бұрын

    • @@deatheye4576 oh thanks

      @dramishadubey9279@dramishadubey92794 жыл бұрын

    • @@dramishadubey9279 yes

      @Chriss-ke5yd@Chriss-ke5yd4 жыл бұрын

    • @@Chriss-ke5yd oh, thx :)

      @dramishadubey9279@dramishadubey92794 жыл бұрын

  • Deadpool is just awesome and i like how he keep doing this😂

    @waterteafan9264@waterteafan92647 ай бұрын

  • Ohh your poor wife that got me killed😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @sarahpravura@sarahpravura4 ай бұрын

    • Deadpool is arm

      @anthonyleachman3541@anthonyleachman35414 ай бұрын

  • 1:10 you can see the instant regret in his eyes 🤣🤣🤣 favorite part in the whole movie for me. Had me dieing

    @javierg.2938@javierg.29382 жыл бұрын

    • @Odin Gilissen You're so right.

      @joshuahughes3377@joshuahughes33772 жыл бұрын

  • 1:56 "You ever seen 127 hours? *Spoiler Alert* !!

    @user-id6wr1bu3i@user-id6wr1bu3i4 жыл бұрын

    • Love that movie

      @WinsomeFaun60@WinsomeFaun604 жыл бұрын

    • Poor green goblin

      @kiwoxgen9929@kiwoxgen99294 жыл бұрын

    • Never seen it...

      @XGamer-go8ou@XGamer-go8ou4 жыл бұрын

    • XGamer21 a guy cuts off his arm cuz he’s was trapped in a ravine. I think.

      @michaeldavis2420@michaeldavis24204 жыл бұрын

    • Clorox Bleach Yep and it was baded on a true storie

      @anextremlyobbisehoovy8254@anextremlyobbisehoovy82544 жыл бұрын

  • 0:34 I just love his reaction

    @Kat1kat2024@Kat1kat2024 Жыл бұрын

  • Hands down best ever deadpool scene. It just keeps on giving. I see the black knight scene from Monty Python was inspirational to this one.

    @michaelversace456@michaelversace456 Жыл бұрын

  • "All the dinosaurs feared the Trex." I cried 😂😂😂😂

    @jakobatredies1114@jakobatredies11143 жыл бұрын

    • Hahah

      @mrbeastclips7157@mrbeastclips71573 жыл бұрын

    • I did too lmao

      @nolan539@nolan5392 жыл бұрын

    • 300th like I know nobody cares, I just have nothing else good in my life to share...

      @Grandflea02@Grandflea022 жыл бұрын

    • @@Grandflea02 i care

      @capsicle68@capsicle682 жыл бұрын

    • Why ? Lol you dont even know why

      @daggermouth4695@daggermouth46952 жыл бұрын

  • “Cock Shot! *BANG* OH!…Oh your poor wife!” Ryan Reynolds KILLED this role. 0:56

    @Anathema_009@Anathema_0092 жыл бұрын

  • 1:11 😂that scream

    @t-rexbatman36yearsago@t-rexbatman36yearsago2 ай бұрын

  • I can't stop laughing when i saw the cutten middile finger of deadpool😂😂😂

    @proudtobevjgang2603@proudtobevjgang2603 Жыл бұрын

  • 1:27 when you talk back to your mom

    @tacoblude8208@tacoblude82084 жыл бұрын

    • Taco Blude yuh no kidding

      @Ariana_Grandefan1993@Ariana_Grandefan19933 жыл бұрын

    • LOL

      @gracielagarcia4225@gracielagarcia42253 жыл бұрын

    • Or dad

      @GamingForst1@GamingForst13 жыл бұрын

  • 1:27 the best face slap in the world...

    @nosweat5081@nosweat50814 жыл бұрын

    • i bet Thanos would do better

      @patrik9328@patrik93283 жыл бұрын

    • Patrik no way this would be funnier anyway

      @rohanmandair3389@rohanmandair33893 жыл бұрын

    • Literally best bitch slap.

      @bored4930@bored49303 жыл бұрын

    • @@bored4930 s

      @francklindeslauriers5885@francklindeslauriers58853 жыл бұрын

    • Not better than my father’s

      @motivationallizard3128@motivationallizard31283 жыл бұрын

  • We all love when he screams when his hands break but is so calm cutting his own hand off

    @AtlasStarz@AtlasStarz2 жыл бұрын

  • "do you have off switch"? "yeah its right next to the prostate, or is that the ON switch...?" I LAUGHED SO FREAKING HARD 😂

    @braydentan985@braydentan9857 ай бұрын

  • If captain America were here: Language Language Language Language LANGUAGE!

    @vipex9865@vipex98655 жыл бұрын

    • Not post Endgame Captain

      @christianflores3437@christianflores34375 жыл бұрын

    • Deadpool actually really respects cap so hel stop momentarily.

      @lauratio1203@lauratio12035 жыл бұрын

    • @@christianflores3437 my laguage is !*@=^÷!%-&-=÷☆●●■▪¿&&,_$/)@×]~♧¿▪.•]#$'¡|~■

      @Soapduck_@Soapduck_5 жыл бұрын

    • Deadpool:"Are you done"? Captain: "I can do this all day"

      @jameshardy5365@jameshardy53655 жыл бұрын

    • zRuSh_Shoty did you watched Endgame?

      @bigshaq924@bigshaq9245 жыл бұрын

  • 0:06, “heads up.” gets me every time lmao

    @DepressedHyena@DepressedHyena2 жыл бұрын

    • It's hilarious how he just casually throws that hubcap at Francis' head.

      @robinbirmingham9221@robinbirmingham92212 жыл бұрын

  • " oh your poor wife " 😂😂😂 best line😂

    @njokiwaithaka9854@njokiwaithaka9854 Жыл бұрын

  • Oh poor wife 😂 all the dinasours feel the tirax 😂 it is kiling me this scene with laughter 😂

    @MangalisoNgqalamba-ok3zh@MangalisoNgqalamba-ok3zh8 ай бұрын

  • 10 yo watches this scene : *hey that's the guy from fortnite !*

    @goyuismcha1276@goyuismcha12764 жыл бұрын

    • Haha lol 10 yo cant even watch this

      @wednesdaya9803@wednesdaya98033 жыл бұрын

    • I: say that once again you little shit!

      @tanodz7635@tanodz76353 жыл бұрын

    • 10 yo cant watch this there said it again

      @cameronasher3243@cameronasher32433 жыл бұрын

    • You seem a little too concerned with children. *The FBI wants to know your location*

      @tylerh231@tylerh2313 жыл бұрын

    • @@tylerh231 Haha : )

      @goyuismcha1276@goyuismcha12763 жыл бұрын

  • "Macavoy or Stewart, timelines are so confusing." He never stops does he😂

    @pippa_peg@pippa_peg4 жыл бұрын

    • No,no he doesn’t

      @cornelas05@cornelas053 жыл бұрын

    • Not when hes awake

      @deviant647@deviant6473 жыл бұрын

    • @@deviant647 He might be sleep talking while breaking 4th walls

      @yuckfou514@yuckfou5143 жыл бұрын

    • I mean he does have a point.

      @jonathanathor117@jonathanathor1172 жыл бұрын
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