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How To Be A Mountain Biker

IFHT Films
2013 ж. 22 Қаз.
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Jason Lucas
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Morgan Taylor
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Written by
Matt Dennison and Jason Lucas
Filmed and edited by
Matt Dennison
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  • 2:26 Did anyone else have a blurry screen and a ringing?

    @milesmiller6505@milesmiller65053 жыл бұрын

    • yeah wtf is that lol, watched this video loads of times before and it's never been there before

      @connorsault3178@connorsault31783 жыл бұрын

    • Hi

      @Hiztry@Hiztry3 жыл бұрын

    • Yea

      @Juan-wh5le@Juan-wh5le3 жыл бұрын

    • WTF

      @alienfromarea5115@alienfromarea51153 жыл бұрын

    • @@connorsault3178 what was there before?

      @UltimateMTB@UltimateMTB3 жыл бұрын

  • As I get further and further into this sport I periodically come back to this video and make a mental note of how many more of these checkboxes I'm ticking off. It's getting out of hand.

    @ScottStedmanWritesMusic@ScottStedmanWritesMusic8 жыл бұрын

    • Same!!!

      @kylewineteer33@kylewineteer338 жыл бұрын

    • Haha, yeah, these guys nailed it!

      @cartsmusic@cartsmusic7 жыл бұрын

    • literaly my life

      @gigicameron7831@gigicameron78317 жыл бұрын

    • Lol I follow you on pinkbike

      @how8765@how87657 жыл бұрын

    • Scott Stedman same, i just got a new espresso machine. Im lacking enough flannel shirts and... And i dont have friends so im lacking the edit and photos.

      @cornpuffs9621@cornpuffs96217 жыл бұрын

  • Didn't realize this was 6 years old definitely still applys to 2020

    @GHOSTKILLER1011@GHOSTKILLER10113 жыл бұрын

    • And in 2021

      @SnowShackboy@SnowShackboy3 жыл бұрын

    • I'm waiting next year to write

      @federicomoro5277@federicomoro52773 жыл бұрын

    • Except for 26 inch rims (Unless your talking about dirt jumpers)

      @bikeman8361@bikeman83612 жыл бұрын

    • @@bikeman8361 how many new bikes still come in 27.5?

      @MrM0nKey79@MrM0nKey792 жыл бұрын

    • @@MrM0nKey79 True, but there are still more than 26 inch

      @bikeman8361@bikeman83612 жыл бұрын

  • When he said, “have more scars on you’re shins than there are stars in the sky”... I looked down and I was like... well shit

    @phoenixalexander8310@phoenixalexander83103 жыл бұрын

    • Same 😂

      @hamidsuljic7389@hamidsuljic73893 жыл бұрын

    • Same also

      @alfiealderson8420@alfiealderson84203 жыл бұрын

    • Also same

      @loganthompson7722@loganthompson77223 жыл бұрын

    • Well i have my work cut out time to try the biggest jump!

      @JJ-pp6tz@JJ-pp6tz3 жыл бұрын

    • I remember my friend his legs are jesus crist like he walked in a pile swords, once he was going to his dad for weekend in a village near by and he asked if would like come with him and I said yes we went there and he was building a airsoft n bike storage and a sharp peace of wood hit him in the head I ran as fast as I could half of his face was covered in blood like a goddamn apocalypse is he said he was okay then he saw blood on his shirt he ran to the bathroom covers the cut with a towel and it didn't work he was still bleeding he got stitches

      @that-one-serbian-boi615@that-one-serbian-boi6153 жыл бұрын

  • You missed whenever you go anywhere without your bike you always say “man I should have brought my bike” or “this would be awesome to ride on a bike” whenever you’re hiking. This is what I do don’t really know if others do though

    @lorien544@lorien5445 жыл бұрын

    • Yep, all the time.

      @ash100000000@ash1000000005 жыл бұрын

    • You got bored of hiking & wished to mountain bike instead, unless you are photographing or taking more technical trails.

      @TriforceOfTheGods80@TriforceOfTheGods804 жыл бұрын

    • I do this all the time. I just can't go anywhere without wishing I was on my bike.

      @williamgalloway4798@williamgalloway47984 жыл бұрын

    • Morphololologis me haha

      @eldelabicidecolores@eldelabicidecolores4 жыл бұрын

    • All the time

      @Benjamin_Stuart@Benjamin_Stuart4 жыл бұрын

  • You forgot the energy drinks.

    @theultimatefighter97@theultimatefighter979 жыл бұрын

    • *bikers chanting about wanting Red Bull to sponsor them in the distance*

      @dreadedmegmain@dreadedmegmain9 жыл бұрын

    • we want energy drinks. aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

      @2003dipfun@2003dipfun9 жыл бұрын

    • Sarac Productions and the taco after the ride

      @sonoflili8@sonoflili87 жыл бұрын

    • ΤψΤ JOKER seths bike hacks 101

      @gabewilliams5993@gabewilliams59937 жыл бұрын

    • energy drinks are easily replaced by coffee before the ride and beer right after

      @user-oc2rh9ud5y@user-oc2rh9ud5y7 жыл бұрын

  • You missed: start out with an entry level hardtail and bite off way more than you can chew within the first two weeks by attempting a black diamond trail. Nothing like trial by fire

    @anthonywalters7434@anthonywalters74344 жыл бұрын

    • I knew I'd made a mistake within 2 weeks buying my first bike, I told myself I wouldn't be doing drops or jumps and a £300 hardtail would do me, waste of £300 lol

      @garygilbert1127@garygilbert11274 жыл бұрын

    • Where I like to ride they have the black diamond and double black diamond next to each other for jumps decided to ride the black diamond about 3 weeks after getting into mountain biking I landed a little sideways and nearly flew my self into the double black diamond

      @sirbobvonfenwick6558@sirbobvonfenwick65584 жыл бұрын

    • I mean... I bought a $6k full suspension, but my first ride on my first bike ever was a double black after a week of heavy rain. (kitsuma peak) I only ate it once... I didn't know the trail, and I saw a jump coming up, pre-loaded, launch was beautiful... fucking trail took a sharp right just behind the "jump" and I flew face first into the side of the mountain. luckily I only jacked up my front brake lever.

      @greedfox7842@greedfox78424 жыл бұрын

    • greed fox I hooked my tire on something mid corner and wrapped myself around a tree

      @anthonywalters7434@anthonywalters74344 жыл бұрын

    • Haha I'm guilty of this. Month 1 - buy a marlin 6 for £500 and rjn a black run, month 2, spend £300 on upgrades and still can't ride the black run. I'm now at month 3 where I sold it all and bought a Remedy 9 RSL

      @Fielder5757@Fielder57573 жыл бұрын

  • "so you ride motorbikes" Every enduro racer knows this damn too well

    @aamgdp@aamgdp3 жыл бұрын

    • Motorbike enduro is cooler than MTB enduro though... I've done both and it's better with an engine

      @DiegoRuiz1991@DiegoRuiz19913 жыл бұрын

    • @@DiegoRuiz1991 yeah, if you are going downhill on a mtb then do downhill.

      @Gehajjs62727@Gehajjs627272 жыл бұрын

  • You missed saying "sick" and high-fiving at the end of the ride.

    @quinnbrussel1352@quinnbrussel13527 жыл бұрын

    • Quinn Brussel Or saying "you ready" before each ride and then fist pumping everyone in the group followed with "YEWWW" shortly after

      @melanielincoln3522@melanielincoln35226 жыл бұрын

    • And some brofist

      @tlf.@tlf.5 жыл бұрын

  • The most ubiquitous phrase ... "SEND IT" ... is egregiously missing from the list.

    @thatguythatdoesstuff7448@thatguythatdoesstuff74486 жыл бұрын

    • ThatGuyThatDoesStuff i think this video came out before that Canadian guy on his snowmobile went viral.

      @devonasher7857@devonasher78575 жыл бұрын

    • Traditional military term for calling in artillery or air strikes.

      @wanderingcalamity360@wanderingcalamity3605 жыл бұрын

    • No beacouse is to special for us that is sin to say it if is necessary

      @mks2375@mks23754 жыл бұрын

    • ThatGuyThatDoesStuff where are the fisbums 🤜 🤛 ?

      @sushirolle401@sushirolle4014 жыл бұрын

    • Yes, but you have to shout it at the trailhead every single time you drop in

      @fisherwoelke5435@fisherwoelke54353 жыл бұрын

  • 2:25 jesus christ i tought my time had come

    @jesuisFORTIO@jesuisFORTIO9 ай бұрын

    • bro fr 💀

      @matejhantabal235@matejhantabal2358 ай бұрын

    • whats happened

      @noelwiebe1996@noelwiebe19966 ай бұрын

    • It's the great calling

      @nightlust@nightlust6 ай бұрын

    • same dude, i was home alone a shit and i thought i was gonna die

      @mannenator@mannenator5 ай бұрын

    • it isn't there anymore though.

      @tatumthetater-tot9556@tatumthetater-tot95563 ай бұрын

  • Who else has watched this a million times

    @darcysmith6152@darcysmith61523 жыл бұрын

    • me all the way

      @gavinavinger2544@gavinavinger25442 жыл бұрын

  • WTF...I started riding 6 weeks ago and this video is already a massive truth bomb LOL

    @domiy13@domiy135 жыл бұрын

    • You and me both... Just got my bike 2 months ago and so many things hit home

      @christopherdavidson17@christopherdavidson175 жыл бұрын

    • @@christopherdavidson17 I started riding in in 2002 and stopped in 2004 because daddy didn't want to keep fixing my bike. Now I am about to turn 30 and I want to ride! ride ! ryde!

      @CavemanTravels@CavemanTravels4 жыл бұрын

    • @@CavemanTravels hahaha I stopped at 18 when I found parties and alcohol. Turning 30 this year, and just recently got back into it. So much seems to have changed since then!

      @samdekker90@samdekker904 жыл бұрын

    • ayuh... started because of the shutdown. been less than two months, I have a $6k bike, both shins are constantly bleeding, and I say send it all the time now.

      @greedfox7842@greedfox78424 жыл бұрын

    • @@samdekker90 Same. 30 seems to be the magic age...

      @lemmontree1@lemmontree13 жыл бұрын

  • You missed, becoming unreasonably mad at hikers that walk 4 abreast and block the whole trail.

    @jamesjdm@jamesjdm5 жыл бұрын

    • Especially on trails that have jumps back wheel hit someone head

      @kieranl8181@kieranl81815 жыл бұрын

    • @Bob Jones taken from a semi truck

      @Chamieiniibet@Chamieiniibet5 жыл бұрын

    • And not getting their dog out of the way

      @purplekillerpenguin@purplekillerpenguin5 жыл бұрын

    • Especially when you're riding a hiking trail 😂

      @olaolaolaolaolaolaola@olaolaolaolaolaolaola5 жыл бұрын

    • If ure riding a hiking trail u shld give them the way

      @07tiffany78@07tiffany785 жыл бұрын

  • You forgot the countless hours we spend on talking about the dirt

    @haydengowell2409@haydengowell24094 жыл бұрын

    • i always talk about dirt with my gf and she has no idea what i’m talking about

      @vermillionreptilian9871@vermillionreptilian98712 жыл бұрын

  • When you see someone sitting on the side of the trail "Hey buddy, everything ok? Need a tool?"

    @Nipplehook@Nipplehook3 жыл бұрын

    • This summer was my first time at a bikepark and i crashed really bad, i went to the side of the trail to wait for my body to be ready to go again and i was really surprised about how the people dealt with it. Some guys where going 50km/h (really fast if u dont know what km/h is) and they just locked up their brakes and putted themselves in danger to stop and ask me if i was ok. I told them that i was fine and that they could go on and i felt really good about this.

      @tms-tomas9803@tms-tomas98033 жыл бұрын

  • you forgot that if you ride mtb you have to hate on road cyclists at every occasion

    @quinndaniels4070@quinndaniels40707 жыл бұрын

    • Nah a real biker rides both.

      @fatfuckhatesyou@fatfuckhatesyou7 жыл бұрын

    • Viking88 that's the funny bit hate on them even if you ride both

      @coen8323@coen83236 жыл бұрын

    • Step 0: be a fucking billionaire Step 10: become a millionaire

      @hellothere507@hellothere5076 жыл бұрын

    • Yeap everyday I wake up I am making fun of my father's street bike (these wheels are like straws)😂😂😂

      @NoNeedForLungs@NoNeedForLungs6 жыл бұрын

    • nah, you pity them

      @BowlGOfficial@BowlGOfficial6 жыл бұрын

  • I can't believe this just described my brother point by point... From stickers on everything to flannel, micro-Brewer beer to putting his wife and 1 year-old on a bike, fox shirts to nice events, the need for multiple bikes (although he's broke), turning bedroom into bike-room, carbon and wheel size obsession, video edits and go-pros. Freakin hilarious

    @aspra9@aspra98 жыл бұрын

    • JT Aspra can't believe I just saw this comment and laughed so hard...Just saw you downtown this morning haha hope your well

      @danielbigott@danielbigott6 жыл бұрын

    • Yea my brother is exactly the same.

      @bena3341@bena33415 жыл бұрын

  • "Although healthier than cocaine"... starts sniffing lines of carbon powder

    @Merica735@Merica7354 жыл бұрын

  • Got into mountain biking a year ago and I love the self awareness of the scene and that you don't take yourself to seriously.

    @AN71H3RO@AN71H3RO4 жыл бұрын

  • You missed buying a Toyota Tacoma

    @thefastbanana296@thefastbanana2965 жыл бұрын

    • Thefastbanana 29 Seth?

      @quint2877@quint28774 жыл бұрын

    • Or a van

      @Arknights_enjoyer821@Arknights_enjoyer8214 жыл бұрын

    • I’m not Seth, but on the right side in my profile picture is my cousin seth

      @thefastbanana296@thefastbanana2964 жыл бұрын

    • or a 4runner...

      @jcarlson2727@jcarlson27274 жыл бұрын

    • dem trees my bad

      @thefastbanana296@thefastbanana2964 жыл бұрын

  • Mind : watch the video .. Me : But I have already watched it.. ** Clicks on video ** 😂

    @nihalahammed9137@nihalahammed91375 жыл бұрын

    • That is exactly what happened to me

      @jdlowe2908@jdlowe29084 жыл бұрын

    • nihal ahammed same

      @charliehugo@charliehugo4 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @mattdj2152@mattdj21524 жыл бұрын

    • nihal ahammed haha same

      @lukesfishing8850@lukesfishing88504 жыл бұрын

    • JUST watch it.............................

      @archerbald4834@archerbald48344 жыл бұрын

  • I just started riding mountain bikes after a 25 year hiatus. I'm glad to see that nothing has changed.

    @scottmorton21@scottmorton214 жыл бұрын

  • "Is that a 29er? Ugh" MTB Industry: *Hold my Craft IPA*

    @Hondeer@Hondeer4 жыл бұрын

  • You missed "Roast people with Walmart bikes"

    @rafaelpasion6104@rafaelpasion61047 жыл бұрын

    • well to be fair ... anyone buying a bike from a supermarket or hardware store seriously needs to be warned. These things are often so poorly made that it is dangerous to drive them. Some german TV channel once did a comparison, and put a 200€ bike in a bikepark. It took around one half ride until both brakes were completely wrecked and before the finish of the very first run, the fork broke into two pieces. So ... seriously, don't buy the very cheapest crap at anything related to your safety.

      @Stryke607@Stryke6077 жыл бұрын

    • I bought a $90 walmart bike to learn trials and it is still alive after 2 seasons of harsh one-eighties. Brakes were pretty good too. But that's definitely an exception.

      @IgorDz@IgorDz7 жыл бұрын

    • I actually have a $100 bike from Target lol and it's actually been pretty good, so far the only trouble I had with it was I had to replace its back wheel because it bent a little and the pedal because I tried bending it back by jumping on it lol

      @victorsvidss@victorsvidss6 жыл бұрын

    • I once slipped out on ice riding my cheap Target bike when I was about 12, when I picked the bike up the rear wheel had roughly the same shape as a taco.

      @XLine1336@XLine13366 жыл бұрын

    • doc I

      @hxruko5697@hxruko56976 жыл бұрын

  • I seen this video when I was just getting into the sport; I thought this was all fake. A year later, this literally describes my life

    @jakebraun6376@jakebraun63766 жыл бұрын

  • Is it being wierd when it gets to step 18, like blurry with a single tone, then normal right at 19? Never been like that before.

    @tntberol1@tntberol13 жыл бұрын

    • Just happened to me and I saw nobody else talking about it

      @joshivix6641@joshivix66413 жыл бұрын

    • Too

      @jonameissner3132@jonameissner31323 жыл бұрын

    • There used to be a joke here that said “ this is a trap” and showed a lip/jump then said “ and this is a trap” and it showed one of them wearing a wig. Pretty sure either they censored it out or youtube censored it

      @Adrianmunoz1234@Adrianmunoz12343 жыл бұрын

    • Yea that was weird

      @alexanderjordan6663@alexanderjordan66633 жыл бұрын

    • yea its weird

      @kgou1@kgou13 жыл бұрын

  • 2:26 brought shit out of me!

    @milinchande2509@milinchande25092 жыл бұрын

  • spend 8 hours taking apart your bike and cleaning it

    @louisbryant2302@louisbryant23027 жыл бұрын

    • And not putting it back together

      @m0rgancr0sby79@m0rgancr0sby797 жыл бұрын

    • ha ha ha yea

      @louisbryant2302@louisbryant23027 жыл бұрын

    • Totally

      @mauricioromanmunoz1828@mauricioromanmunoz18285 жыл бұрын

    • My bike is is always dirty, even my hybrid bike is dirty! As long as everything works properly, I’m good!

      @noneyabusiness5222@noneyabusiness52225 жыл бұрын

  • You missed taking a picture of your bike leaning on something every time you ride.

    @benu.6520@benu.65205 жыл бұрын

    • BLAS shot! Required!

      @broken080@broken0804 жыл бұрын

    • phantom stick plz

      @trevorskates94@trevorskates943 жыл бұрын

    • Nothing beats finding that perfect stick to stand your bike on

      @ryanford5387@ryanford53873 жыл бұрын

    • Make sure the dropper post is in it's highest position too..

      @8oliverraymond@8oliverraymond3 жыл бұрын

  • Why have I watched this 10 times over the past 3 years?

    @justinslabaugh7504@justinslabaugh75043 жыл бұрын

    • Because it is still funny!

      @nikolaitownsend1239@nikolaitownsend12393 жыл бұрын

  • steps 18 and 19 were my favorites

    @panosr96@panosr968 ай бұрын

  • As a mountain biker, this is way more accurate than expected

    @johnkinely3272@johnkinely32728 жыл бұрын

    • John Kinely same

      @benhess807@benhess8075 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @carlsmithburg3136@carlsmithburg31367 ай бұрын

  • Not to mention mountain biking is a great way to lose weight! Your wallet will lose A LOT of weight and become lighter. An English friend even said that their wallet lost over 100 pounds!

    @katieshort.06@katieshort.065 жыл бұрын

    • This is a joke, I am Aussie and an English friend never said that, I made it up. Have a nice day! :)

      @katieshort.06@katieshort.065 жыл бұрын

    • Lol hahahhaha

      @joaquinfriedman@joaquinfriedman5 жыл бұрын

    • 700$? I just lost 20 grams!

      @MaverickHistorian@MaverickHistorian5 жыл бұрын

    • Actually you don't lose weight with mtb

      @GiacomoMiola@GiacomoMiola4 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @inv_lucky1471@inv_lucky14714 жыл бұрын

  • "Now pick your favorite size and be a dick about it" That was the best part! I was dying.

    @morecowbellmountainbiking3032@morecowbellmountainbiking30324 жыл бұрын

  • 1:29 edit with lenscap ? Sick

    @blyskawica1496@blyskawica14964 жыл бұрын

  • i am divorced, but soon i will get my new enduro bike... life is good

    @Xilinjsh@Xilinjsh7 жыл бұрын

    • A wise man once told me: "Life is what happens after your first divorce brobeans"

      @asbjrnmelchiorhansen2007@asbjrnmelchiorhansen20075 жыл бұрын

    • @@asbjrnmelchiorhansen2007 A truly wise man indeed, as it is so damn true! If you can manage to keep your identity AND your first wife, then great, but it is rare. Truly awesome video btw.

      @MrMikey1703@MrMikey17035 жыл бұрын

    • Klasu 😂

      @natecorey1096@natecorey10965 жыл бұрын

    • @@MrMikey1703 why getting married in the first place?

      @Chamieiniibet@Chamieiniibet5 жыл бұрын

  • Step 30: All your shopping is now done on Craigslist and or PinkBike

    @levibonnell7258@levibonnell72586 жыл бұрын

  • 2:26 I’ve watched this 20 times but this is the first time I noticed this?

    @caspar7370@caspar73703 жыл бұрын

    • Yh I noticed that too

      @vinniehall7020@vinniehall70203 жыл бұрын

  • Step 18 the forbidden knowledge

    @benhorn3845@benhorn38453 жыл бұрын

  • LOL, Carbon is your new addiction, it’s healthier than Cocaine but more expensive.... :) :) :)

    @clrlmiller@clrlmiller6 жыл бұрын

    • Please don't snort the carbon

      @ChivasBarcelonaMex@ChivasBarcelonaMex4 жыл бұрын

    • Lol anyone seen Danny Mckaskill ride up and down stairs with just carvon wheels not with tires?

      @andrewdewitt1320@andrewdewitt13203 жыл бұрын

    • @@andrewdewitt1320 yes it took so long to break

      @jackgraham2830@jackgraham28303 жыл бұрын

  • The vid is perfect but you miss step 0 "be a fucking millionaire"

    @AlejandroGonzalez-mo2wy@AlejandroGonzalez-mo2wy8 жыл бұрын

    • For real! Bicycles are ridiculously expensive!!!

      @117rebel@117rebel8 жыл бұрын

    • +117rebel I spent 1800 on my dirt bike and has loved it since, idk how I even ended up on a mountain bike video

      @slurmitshighlyaddictive5641@slurmitshighlyaddictive56418 жыл бұрын

    • 12k on my Enduro...

      @fatfuckhatesyou@fatfuckhatesyou7 жыл бұрын

    • +Viking88 Which bike do you ride?

      @martkregar9263@martkregar92637 жыл бұрын

    • A EC2 king pro hahaha

      @AlejandroGonzalez-mo2wy@AlejandroGonzalez-mo2wy7 жыл бұрын

  • The production quality of this for 7 years ago is amazing

    @rubenvandijk5902@rubenvandijk59023 жыл бұрын

    • Absolutely ! 👌👌

      @Pozitivi@Pozitivi3 жыл бұрын

  • I was just watching a bunch of videos about horror and step 18 got me so on edge

    @calebgriffard401@calebgriffard401 Жыл бұрын

  • "Step 16: Convert bedroom into bike storage" Very accurate shot film, lmao! XD :D

    @hedzsooo@hedzsooo7 жыл бұрын

  • After purchasing your bike you will immediately find it is no different than any other technology where as there will be a new model seemingly days after you buy your model. This model will be exactly the same but will seem more appealing.

    @weeksMZ@weeksMZ8 жыл бұрын

    • Macaiah Snow Only the colour has change😂

      @mjojrjr6231@mjojrjr62316 жыл бұрын

    • M6000-7000 in a nutshell

      @kutayarcan911@kutayarcan9116 жыл бұрын

  • I keep coming back to this video to share it with people as I get them hooked on mountain biking, but always, always have to watch it again myself.

    @MissingLinkMTB@MissingLinkMTB4 жыл бұрын

  • POV: you're looking into the comments to see what the blurry step 18 is about

    @androiduser8016@androiduser80162 жыл бұрын

    • Yea I watched a few times in the past but can't remember what it was

      @toasty8547@toasty8547 Жыл бұрын

    • It was about a word similar to a slur against Trans Folk.

      @FileCorruption@FileCorruption Жыл бұрын

  • *walks away crying with hardtail*

    @warumdehbwoi@warumdehbwoi7 жыл бұрын

    • GE90 hardtails for life

      @warumdehbwoi@warumdehbwoi7 жыл бұрын

    • d55 *rides away with hardtail* theres nothing to cry about owning a hardtail. hardtails are the best

      @Eebens@Eebens7 жыл бұрын

    • I know! I was joking because there was only full suspensions in the vid!

      @warumdehbwoi@warumdehbwoi7 жыл бұрын

    • d55 oh, its all good then :D that was one of the fastest replies I have ever seen

      @Eebens@Eebens7 жыл бұрын

    • Shady Vladimir I am extremely bored

      @warumdehbwoi@warumdehbwoi7 жыл бұрын

  • Buy a very expensive bike rack, there are probably no good places to ride near your house.

    @cnt2c56@cnt2c568 жыл бұрын

    • hahaha True Sh!t!!! xD

      @SilkroadBower@SilkroadBower8 жыл бұрын

    • Unless you live in the Bay Area, it's awesome

      @giantteddybear3207@giantteddybear32078 жыл бұрын

    • CNT 2C56 I just put my bike in the back of whatever car I'm taking. For my jeep, I have to remove the back seat and take off the bike wheels and basically build a bike at the trail

      @Mapl3Syrup@Mapl3Syrup7 жыл бұрын

    • Get a pick up or van

      @jackbeames7643@jackbeames76436 жыл бұрын

    • yeah shoreline is the best

      @clemj7928@clemj79285 жыл бұрын

  • i'm trying to get into the sport. i'll be adding this to my essential mountain biking tips playlist, thanks.

    @Maxcom12@Maxcom12 Жыл бұрын

  • This shred dawg! I'm stoked to watch the rest of your gnarly videos while I learn more thrashing MTB lingo.

    @dustbuster420@dustbuster420 Жыл бұрын

  • Well I'm a Downhiller and I do love flannel shirts and I hate 29inch wheels and I love stickers and love coffee!

    @cameronclark2838@cameronclark28388 жыл бұрын

    • I'm an XC and small time enduro rider, love 29ers, own more checkered shirts then is socially acceptable for a European country and spend an inordinate amount on fair trade coffee. I guess somethings don't change across riders.

      @PrimePixelHD@PrimePixelHD8 жыл бұрын

    • 27.5inch for the winn

      @derbar7928@derbar79288 жыл бұрын

    • Im a downhill rider and I wear normal shirts...

      @chinonian7729@chinonian77298 жыл бұрын

    • How dare you!

      @ranger5487@ranger54878 жыл бұрын

    • 26" for life.

      @iamhung9384@iamhung93848 жыл бұрын

  • Uses 200mm lens for close up of leaf. 😂

    @andrewniedziela@andrewniedziela8 жыл бұрын

  • RIP STEP 18

    @downhillfromheremtb7135@downhillfromheremtb71352 жыл бұрын

  • This vid was the case for me in the early 2000s lol some things never change. Great job!

    @DanBrando@DanBrando7 ай бұрын

  • "How to be a politician". Show no mercy.

    @MrSottobanco@MrSottobanco8 жыл бұрын

    • Pleasee

      @josy26@josy267 жыл бұрын

    • MrSottobanco an indian politician would be fun

      @dinoideas@dinoideas7 жыл бұрын

  • 1. spend your first self-earned money on a mountain bike

    @justkiddinbrah6111@justkiddinbrah61117 жыл бұрын

    • just did that 😂

      @godilovegardnerminshew8432@godilovegardnerminshew84327 жыл бұрын

    • Just about to do that 😂

      @ReaperRed55@ReaperRed557 жыл бұрын

    • done about 4 times

      @nic1586@nic15867 жыл бұрын

    • I've done it. Has been the best decision of my life so far.

      @WalterNeumann550@WalterNeumann5507 жыл бұрын

    • Nicolas Tressel how did u earn mone for the first time 4 tymes??

      @dinoideas@dinoideas7 жыл бұрын

  • I've watching this so many times and its just awesome

    @aglioeoliopeperoncino6903@aglioeoliopeperoncino69034 жыл бұрын

  • I've been mountain biking since i was born- this is so true Also you missed the parts about crashing like face planting, rolling over a pine cone, rolling over rocks, Going over corners, falling off the side of the track, face planting and your bike landing on you and much more

    @kEisuii@kEisuii2 жыл бұрын

  • Will we make it to one million?!

    @ifhtfilms@ifhtfilms10 жыл бұрын

    • You're friggin right you will!

      @JeremyGregson@JeremyGregson10 жыл бұрын

    • may be!!! your comment is too inspirative

      @Varak8e@Varak8e10 жыл бұрын

    • done :D

      @TerasiaEntertainment@TerasiaEntertainment10 жыл бұрын

    • done sir !

      @3Dbeard@3Dbeard10 жыл бұрын

    • we did it

      @reatartedvideosco2@reatartedvideosco210 жыл бұрын

  • Wow, what a great price, i just saved 20 grams!

    @yuh6094@yuh60947 жыл бұрын

  • 2:25 Legit I got spooked

    @AbrahamTheBadBadger@AbrahamTheBadBadger3 жыл бұрын

  • I got my first bike 2 weeks old it was rad fun I love your videos I watch them every day you are the best

    @robynmcdonald49@robynmcdonald494 жыл бұрын

  • Is that a 29er? ugh! lololol

    @mickenoss@mickenoss9 жыл бұрын

  • forgot to say that the hospital is your best friend

    @gipeproductions@gipeproductions9 жыл бұрын

  • 2:25-2:34 wtf?! 😂

    @feeefsooos59@feeefsooos593 жыл бұрын

    • It was censored

      @jenniferhelen4047@jenniferhelen40473 жыл бұрын

    • it was a joke that now days youtube takes it as offensive , thats why they removed that part of the video

      @billmill423@billmill4233 жыл бұрын

    • @@billmill423 what was the joke?

      @Soviet_Ramen@Soviet_Ramen3 жыл бұрын

  • Step 18 is my favourite.

    @malachihillyer9885@malachihillyer988511 ай бұрын

  • This is freaking funny cause it's like... Mostly true

    @sethgingerich2856@sethgingerich28569 жыл бұрын

    • Seth Gingerich I find it funny because I take it so seriously, and this glosses over it like my mom would. I'm happier that I take it seriously so I don't really mind other's opinions.

      @claytonhorvat7598@claytonhorvat75986 жыл бұрын

  • you nailed me with the going out fox shirt.

    @tomrodgers6629@tomrodgers66295 жыл бұрын

  • You forgot the part where you get too confident and then crash in a result

    @Arch-Seraphim961@Arch-Seraphim9614 жыл бұрын

    • And have nightmares about the crash.

      @horusgarcia1@horusgarcia12 жыл бұрын

  • This Video is What Made me So Addicted on Cross Country Biking!!! You don't know how kuch happiness I've Discovered because of this!

    @brekdakbanchamek6454@brekdakbanchamek64542 жыл бұрын

  • I literally just came back from the woods and cleaned my entire bike with a brush in order to be abled to put it back in my living room without turning every peace of floor in the house into wood flooring ... Maybe I should reconsider my life choices :D

    @Stryke607@Stryke6077 жыл бұрын

    • Stryke LOL, i do the same thing. Sometimes i go to a carwash :P

      @realmadridstyle@realmadridstyle5 жыл бұрын

  • you missed "NO HELMET NO RIDE"

    @monke4180@monke41805 жыл бұрын

    • I think it was satire but I'm not sure.

      @geepuller1@geepuller15 жыл бұрын

    • Puzzy

      @user-nd1vh4re1g@user-nd1vh4re1g5 жыл бұрын

    • @@TheDylan518 ztupyd

      @user-nd1vh4re1g@user-nd1vh4re1g4 жыл бұрын

    • NO HELMET NO RESPECT

      @willbennett7107@willbennett71074 жыл бұрын

    • @@willbennett7107 whenever you see a hotshot with no helmet berate them until they go home trust me it may not seem like it then Burt you may have saved that man life

      @shadowxxe@shadowxxe4 жыл бұрын

  • Hi from France ! I definitely love that video

    @renjisama4630@renjisama46304 жыл бұрын

  • Watched for years... Never gets old! 😂

    @bikeraveller6863@bikeraveller68634 жыл бұрын

  • Wow good info i have been MTN riding a long time and never felt really part of the scene, now i know what to do to become the complete MTN biker thanks again.

    @yamaha11moss@yamaha11moss9 жыл бұрын

  • Bro, this video is good for people who love MTB.🤘

    @jesserijzewijk7128@jesserijzewijk71285 жыл бұрын

  • Yo I've watched this video and his to buy a mountain bike so many times keep it up such great content

    @OKOK-ki5vd@OKOK-ki5vd4 жыл бұрын

  • Happy 8th Anniversary!! 🎉

    @jarlfced@jarlfced2 жыл бұрын

  • This is scary. Its actually me.

    @JoshPricePlus@JoshPricePlus10 жыл бұрын

  • I am a "Chick" Mountain Biker who rides as much, if not more, than my boyfriend. Both of our houses are overflowing with bikes, bike parts, bike clothing, bike racks, bike gear, bike shit! Every trip we take revolves around bike trails, and bike parks. Loved the video, and can relate to most of it!

    @cristygott345@cristygott3459 жыл бұрын

  • i did all that and my girlfriend is still with me - so i win like a sticker bro? Gnarly lol

    @StudioParkes@StudioParkes4 жыл бұрын

  • Thanks guys this has helped me a lot

    @yehawnazcar9343@yehawnazcar93434 жыл бұрын

  • No matter what your riding level or your frequency of riding, always buy the most expensive, mtb-specific outfit...try to look as factory as possible.

    @reno5298@reno52989 жыл бұрын

  • You doesnt even reach the ROAD-Bike Parts... but as a fellow cyclist , I APPROVE! :D p.s: you forgot to mention MTB Hardtail! >:/

    @juliush3764@juliush376410 жыл бұрын

    • We didn't forget hardtails. It's in there! And you should probably watch our "How to be a Road Biker" video next.

      @ifhtfilms@ifhtfilms10 жыл бұрын

    • you doesnt even english

      @martin1649@martin16498 жыл бұрын

    • +Martinus what?

      @quantumlight4290@quantumlight42908 жыл бұрын

    • Quantum Light he said "You doesnt even reach the ROAD-Bike Parts.." lol

      @martin1649@martin16498 жыл бұрын

    • north shore

      @professorchaosX94@professorchaosX947 жыл бұрын

  • ok, this is literally my life. Every single thing in this video is totally accurate

    @flexibleman2366@flexibleman23664 жыл бұрын

  • This needs a part 2......

    @braaap5681@braaap56814 жыл бұрын

  • You missed Drink an astonishing amount of energy drinks like: Red bull Monster Rockstar Full throtle Nos Sometimes gatorade Mega Energy Charge

    @chrisreyes80@chrisreyes806 жыл бұрын

    • EngineHead Commentates and bang

      @andrewgordonn@andrewgordonn5 жыл бұрын

    • Then I will die sooner and cant get enough milage on the bike!

      @B.A.512@B.A.5125 жыл бұрын

  • This is SO perfect. I mean, on all points. Damn, I gotta check myself.

    @no_handle_required@no_handle_required8 жыл бұрын

  • That was soooo good. I could see myself into this video and I glad myself 😂😆

    @numetal9202@numetal92024 жыл бұрын

  • This shreds gnar dude

    @blendinurka9616@blendinurka96164 жыл бұрын

  • This is amazing, I’m about 90% of that. Although you missed “owning enough spare parts to build a completely new bike”. Great video! Reply

    @alexcourts3473@alexcourts347310 жыл бұрын

  • How to be a Paintballer! That should be the next video you make

    @sikkco@sikkco9 жыл бұрын

    • They don't play paintball

      @mlgzombieplayer@mlgzombieplayer9 жыл бұрын

    • Do they only do the activities that they do?

      @sikkco@sikkco9 жыл бұрын

    • "Step 2 fail to reload your hopper by dropping your paintballs on the ground"

      @sikkco@sikkco9 жыл бұрын

    • "Step 5. Spend more money on Paintball gear than you do on your girlfriends birthday presents"

      @sikkco@sikkco9 жыл бұрын

    • Joshua Clement Step 7, Go to PSP and spend even more of your retirement fund.

      @Swaggerlin@Swaggerlin9 жыл бұрын

  • Just keep coming back to this video

    @alexandraisabel696@alexandraisabel69611 ай бұрын

  • one of the best videos in the world

    @shaftsoflight9161@shaftsoflight9161 Жыл бұрын

  • step 11, Make sure you photographer friend takes the lens cap off

    @jamesireland2479@jamesireland24799 жыл бұрын

  • Buy a bike: buy a bike thats more expensive than your car. Then buy 5 more. hahhahahhha

    @TheSenchi@TheSenchi8 жыл бұрын

  • 2:25 couldn’t tell where the sound was coming from and thought I was haunted lmao

    @lukederu1860@lukederu18603 жыл бұрын

    • fr

      @djsheehey9193@djsheehey91932 жыл бұрын

  • This video is still spot on for being a decade old

    @cooljacob3216@cooljacob3216Ай бұрын
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