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Jimmy addresses mini replicas of Jeff Bezos’ phallic-shaped rocket being sold.
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  • Delta: We’re tired of being associated with a virus! Corona Beer: Hold me

    @ocuyo6044@ocuyo60442 жыл бұрын

    • 😆😅🤣😂

      @haydeecolon7868@haydeecolon78682 жыл бұрын

    • LOLOL

      @tina7589@tina75892 жыл бұрын

    • Hell nahhh 🤣🤣🤣 "Hold me" hahahaha

      @amapolaoxytocin1432@amapolaoxytocin14322 жыл бұрын

    • Lol hold ME

      @juki701@juki7012 жыл бұрын

    • Amazing comeback!

      @Stray..@Stray..2 жыл бұрын

  • Delta: We’re tired of being associated with a virus! Corona Beer: Imagine how tired we are🤨Imagine how tired we are of it.

    @conrad1478@conrad14782 жыл бұрын

    • You get a like, a response, and probably me never forgetting that you said that.

      @SyzygyNoon@SyzygyNoon2 жыл бұрын

    • Corona now pronounced Coro-nay

      @nugboy420@nugboy4202 жыл бұрын

  • "This whole bit is a fallacy!" LOL Golden! 😆

    @artbyjennyray@artbyjennyray2 жыл бұрын

    • *phallicy 😯

      @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin2 жыл бұрын

  • Jeff Bezos’ Toy Rocket is available from the shop next to Four Seasons Total Landscaping. 🚀

    @SpaceForceCommander@SpaceForceCommander2 жыл бұрын

    • And it's available for the price of any evidence of election fraud

      @b-meaker99@b-meaker992 жыл бұрын

    • Lololololololol

      @forexcobar7273@forexcobar72732 жыл бұрын

    • Ba dum bump! 🥁😅

      @jennybugsification13@jennybugsification132 жыл бұрын

    • Four seasons total MANSCAPING*

      @thomastran2550@thomastran25502 жыл бұрын

    • Hahahaha!! 😂🤣

      @silverchords1277@silverchords12772 жыл бұрын

  • Message to Delta should have been from Corona beer.

    @t1328@t13282 жыл бұрын

  • "I haven't known what day it was since March 2020." I simultaneously feel called out and completely understood. Weird.

    @Ryu_D@Ryu_D2 жыл бұрын

  • I was waiting and hoping he was going to compare Matt Gaetz with Butthead 🤣🤣🤣

    @plz1277@plz12772 жыл бұрын

  • Do they serve Corona Beer on Delta flights?

    @fabianwetzel9325@fabianwetzel93252 жыл бұрын

  • I wish jimmy would ad lib more, he's the most funny when he does that !

    @Peter-yc2uh@Peter-yc2uh2 жыл бұрын

  • Jeff Bezos's rocket now available on Adam&Eve

    @rakshithbhatia1815@rakshithbhatia18152 жыл бұрын

  • Ebola farm? I was thinking you were going to say Corona beer😁

    @chrisstearns10@chrisstearns102 жыл бұрын

  • Back in the 70’s my mom used to take these appetite suppressants called Ayds. (They were delicious actually, and I would eat them behind her back.)

    @sirknitsalot9504@sirknitsalot95042 жыл бұрын

  • Jimmy made a fantesticle joke about the rocket toy 😂

    @fareedezzedeen8017@fareedezzedeen80172 жыл бұрын

  • Corona says to Delta: hold my beer!

    @SleepyDonaldVonshitzenpants@SleepyDonaldVonshitzenpants2 жыл бұрын

  • Love Jimmy Fallon. A good laugh before bedtime is just awesome.

    @ftefilm@ftefilm2 жыл бұрын

    • well you need a life

      @lawrenceleverton7426@lawrenceleverton74262 жыл бұрын

    • It's a good laugh right after waking up for me here in Poland

      @bartoszkaliciak6391@bartoszkaliciak63912 жыл бұрын

  • Let's not be HARD ON Jeff Bezo's rocket! (Too obvious?)

    @StevenTorrey@StevenTorrey2 жыл бұрын

  • Corona: "Hold my beer.....no, really please hold my beer" 🍺

    @krisfrederick5001@krisfrederick50012 жыл бұрын

  • Tariq for the win 😂 "this whole bit is a phallicy" 😂

    @squishyshelli@squishyshelli2 жыл бұрын

    • Higgins for Co-MVP

      @drphot6050@drphot60502 жыл бұрын

  • We need more of Questlove's Laugh!!!

    @randychampion184@randychampion1842 жыл бұрын

  • Those congressmen pictures though lol!! 😂

    @jeanielowe3246@jeanielowe32462 жыл бұрын

  • 3:38 many employees had to be told that it actually does NOT go in the adult toys section

    @vcarter0723@vcarter07232 жыл бұрын

  • The Delta Variant likes to have a free airplane ride. It prefers to make other passengers pay with their own lives.

    @alansmitheejr.@alansmitheejr.2 жыл бұрын

    • i hear their is another variant called the united variant that leaves you bruised and bloody on the floor

      @MrBignick88@MrBignick882 жыл бұрын

  • No doubt there'll be a rise in docking accidents with that model rocket. Long trips to Uranus.

    @markc65@markc652 жыл бұрын

    • Just aim between the moons of Mars.

      @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin2 жыл бұрын

  • Coors Miller and Delta Airlines owe us some fucking hilarious commercials.

    @jamesturner2126@jamesturner21262 жыл бұрын

  • i'll have a corona beer on my flight on delta from Miami to Mexico City

    @stephencoopet7860@stephencoopet78602 жыл бұрын

  • 2:16 Thought he was Bill Maher for a sec lol

    @user-zr7yn2rb5v@user-zr7yn2rb5v2 жыл бұрын

  • How do you get away with stealing a bobblehead that is 3ft tall?!?

    @alexanderperez7604@alexanderperez76042 жыл бұрын

  • That Snoop Dogg Robble-Bobble dialogue sounds like the Hamburglar spilling his crimes after one Hi-C orange drink too many...

    @ingridfong-daley5899@ingridfong-daley58992 жыл бұрын

  • 0:28 The accuracy of Jimmy.

    @nipulkradmsinatagras8293@nipulkradmsinatagras82932 жыл бұрын

  • "It's a fallacy" stole the show! Hahaha

    @loriwiggins3892@loriwiggins38922 жыл бұрын

  • This was one of his best monologues!

    @8LA15E@8LA15E2 жыл бұрын

  • What is your favorite Mac? was hilarious. 😂😂

    @sharonshin4574@sharonshin45742 жыл бұрын

  • you are here…. you are watching… you made it !! 😂 love it!!!

    @bde21@bde212 жыл бұрын

  • Favorite Part about Costco. Leaving for less than $200

    @RIXRADvidz@RIXRADvidz2 жыл бұрын

  • Love your content!! It's so well produced. Stay safe everyone 🌞🌞

    @TrueCrimeQueen@TrueCrimeQueen2 жыл бұрын

  • I like how the story about the Delta CEO ended up on the Tonight show. I wouldn't have thought about the connection if he hadn't tried so hard to ignore it

    @kai6543@kai65432 жыл бұрын

  • Funniest dick jokes I've heard in a while honestly lol I was laughing way too hard at those

    @Teaganbear@Teaganbear2 жыл бұрын

    • Seriously it was and Higgins is a great side man

      @drphot6050@drphot60502 жыл бұрын

  • I think most people missed the fact that it's $69. Coincidence? I think not! 😁🤣

    @ProbeChannel@ProbeChannel2 жыл бұрын

  • Congressman Dean Philips is definitely Bill Maher.

    @wharris123184@wharris1231842 жыл бұрын

  • "Steve Higgins lol Is it hard to get " 😅😅

    @snakebite267@snakebite2672 жыл бұрын

  • 3:37 It's like a... Forget It.

    @MarcosVinicius-gs3ty@MarcosVinicius-gs3ty2 жыл бұрын

  • the delta commercial shoud've been corona beer... not a made up ebola farm...

    @AKhan.28@AKhan.282 жыл бұрын

  • Nice to see Beaker again. I'd like this video twice if it were possible.

    @edcliffe2988@edcliffe29882 жыл бұрын

  • Betty white: secret serial killer. So thats how the golden girls died

    @TitanicTruths@TitanicTruths2 жыл бұрын

  • 2:19 Dean Phillips reminded me a bit of Bill Maher.

    @Hollins23@Hollins232 жыл бұрын

    • He reminded me a lot of Bill Maher

      @catherinefisher8534@catherinefisher85342 жыл бұрын

    • Good point, actually - now I can't unsee it 😄

      @martinarmbrust3606@martinarmbrust36062 жыл бұрын

  • Are those rockets hard to "come" by?

    @kmarcsimon@kmarcsimon2 жыл бұрын

  • Smgdh, Seattle: Storm wins the WNBA championship and goes to the WH for first time in 5 years. Also Seattle : frozen chicken in the baggage claim at Sea-Tac

    @b-meaker99@b-meaker992 жыл бұрын

    • So, yep, it was still frozen. What’s the fuss? If someone would grab it off the conveyor belt before it thaws much more, that’s some revolutionary, environmentally friendly and efficient, packaging-waste-free, out-of-the-box pacific northwest resource-efficiency thinking right there! The future of food shipment has arrived! The polar caps can be saved! Clorox wipes for all!!! 🥳

      @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin2 жыл бұрын

  • Does anyone remember Ayds appetite-suppressant candy. They had strong sales in the 70s to early 80s. Then came AIDS.

    @johnnyerm3893@johnnyerm38932 жыл бұрын

  • Lost it at Doug funny 😆

    @prescriptionpete866@prescriptionpete8662 жыл бұрын

  • I thought the company they were going to mention was sympathizing with Delta was going to be Aids candy. it was a diet chocolate candy in the late 70's. they ended up changing their name to "Diet Ayds"

    @monapause8108@monapause81082 жыл бұрын

  • One of the funniest openings ever!!!!!

    @mbarkley5688@mbarkley56882 жыл бұрын

  • I wonder if the rocket vibrates like it’s preparing for take off 🤔

    @truetuesday4@truetuesday42 жыл бұрын

  • 5:51 I think this passenger especially likes airplane chicken

    @comfortablerelaxationv@comfortablerelaxationv2 жыл бұрын

  • That Candyman joke was good

    @cl759@cl7592 жыл бұрын

  • Blue Origin manufacturer name "estes" - just a t short of an anagram of testes. Bugger!

    @markdransfield5419@markdransfield54192 жыл бұрын

    • Good one! But are you sure about the anagram part? ;)

      @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin2 жыл бұрын

  • That's Bootsie Collins's accent at 5:30 not Snoop.

    @sdgidney4139@sdgidney41392 жыл бұрын

  • 5:03 😆🤣

    @sayusaymee7722@sayusaymee77222 жыл бұрын

  • I literally just saw an article about the bezos rocket miniature

    @norscored@norscored2 жыл бұрын

    • 🆗

      @cheikhsidyba@cheikhsidyba2 жыл бұрын

  • What size batteries does that " rocket " take?

    @allenrhodes7361@allenrhodes73612 жыл бұрын

  • I also don’t like calling it the delta variant, since my favorite bands last album was titled “Delta”. I got to see 3 nights of that tour.

    @Ceci_et_Cela@Ceci_et_Cela2 жыл бұрын

  • I would LOVE to know what the inner monologue of the members of the Roots is when Jimmy says things like “stop taking my bobble baby bubba”

    @jmsmith1767@jmsmith17672 жыл бұрын

  • 2:51 What are you saying? Works perfectly Xd

    @ComeCaramelos_@ComeCaramelos_2 жыл бұрын

  • Hahaha Hahaha, I thought congressman Dean Phillips,was in the xfiles but then . He said doug mann that was funny

    @tedmosby9409@tedmosby94092 жыл бұрын

  • The Facial Recognition bit was Brilliant. Without a doubt the best Writers on Late Night TV.

    @rickfry1658@rickfry16582 жыл бұрын

  • Jimmy thank you 💜💛💚

    @littleblack6824@littleblack68242 жыл бұрын

  • if that rocket were a pen you'd say, Man that PEN IS huge.

    @tucci007da@tucci007da2 жыл бұрын

  • Brad Sherman looks like the bizarro George from that one episode

    @ayb2522@ayb25222 жыл бұрын

  • Ebola farms was hilarious

    @dempseytime9553@dempseytime95532 жыл бұрын

  • Higgins is a sign we are slowly returning to normal.

    @johndavis6119@johndavis61192 жыл бұрын

  • *Snoop Dogg enters the metaverse. Join him!*

    @TheSandboxGame@TheSandboxGame2 жыл бұрын

  • Let's hear it for the closed captions explaining the puns

    @ZsaZsaUmbra@ZsaZsaUmbra2 жыл бұрын

  • I fucking love higgins he is the best thing ever😂😂

    @sohrabtino@sohrabtino2 жыл бұрын

  • worse than this? A 9 yr old pointed at my jeans pocket/groin and said “look mommy, the Amazon sign” 😳

    @forry2905@forry29052 жыл бұрын

  • My subtitle took the liberty of explaining the Besos joke, is that a new feature or somebody is screwing with me

    @cl759@cl7592 жыл бұрын

  • Question is, does it shake at lift off and shoot the top off when it reaches the climax?

    @elmerfudd5193@elmerfudd51932 жыл бұрын

  • happy thrist-day...🤣🤣🤣NYC....its frieday 🤣🤣🤣here in manila phils.🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

    @angiealbania3133@angiealbania31332 жыл бұрын

  • Does the Bezos miniature vibrate? Is it hard to come by?

    @stratowhore9051@stratowhore90512 жыл бұрын

  • What's next? The Bezos' Rocket Shake-Weight?

    @Trapper50cal@Trapper50cal2 жыл бұрын

  • Candyman remake? Really scraping the barrel there, Hollywood

    @whocares2087.1@whocares2087.12 жыл бұрын

  • Delta, Delta, Delta, Can I help ya? Help ya? Help ya??

    @photoflo78@photoflo782 жыл бұрын

  • They didn't even need to make up Ebola farms, they could have just made the ad for Corona beer

    @abhinavsrivastava9909@abhinavsrivastava99092 жыл бұрын

  • 3:20 that's what you're looking for

    @mbrajao@mbrajao2 жыл бұрын

  • >>>>>>>>>>>

    @whoamiwhoami1877@whoamiwhoami18772 жыл бұрын

  • Looks like my buzzy !!!

    @lavelleklobes6561@lavelleklobes65612 жыл бұрын

  • I could go for some Ebola Farms right now.

    @whocares2087.1@whocares2087.12 жыл бұрын

  • But seriously, that bob ross doc is really good….

    @KDavis1163@KDavis11632 жыл бұрын

  • I work as a pizza delievery guy and someone had a order under the name "Quest Love" and I live in indiana so no it wasn't the real Quest Love.

    @Smackattackk@Smackattackk2 жыл бұрын

  • Doug Funny I'm 💀

    @quincylockett7846@quincylockett78462 жыл бұрын

  • 10% said

    @DanielRieger@DanielRieger2 жыл бұрын

  • *Balls sold separately

    @Chris-kc6nv@Chris-kc6nv2 жыл бұрын

  • But does it come with batteries? 🤣

    @kimberleyhosmer5997@kimberleyhosmer59972 жыл бұрын

  • Peace be upon you to everyone who replied peace 🥰👍🙏

    @jemal.dilbirin@jemal.dilbirin2 жыл бұрын

  • Nossa j! Tens uma simpatia encantadora😘😊

    @ROBPRO16@ROBPRO162 жыл бұрын

  • No Bernie in that Mac?!

    @user-rq1pq5gy6y@user-rq1pq5gy6y2 жыл бұрын

  • "It's free real estate"

    @nikeboyplaysyt0585@nikeboyplaysyt05852 жыл бұрын

  • Hii, Jimmy

    @rahil7418@rahil74182 жыл бұрын

  • 3:15 sounded like he said "orgasm kings" lmao

    @Teaganbear@Teaganbear2 жыл бұрын

  • Completely understandable

    @piafunesbakker5095@piafunesbakker50952 жыл бұрын

  • Congressman Derek Kilmer looks like Mark Zuckerberg's brother

    @rj8638@rj86382 жыл бұрын

  • Good morning to UK people who see this

    @libbycompton1256@libbycompton12562 жыл бұрын
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