I Only Choose the “SURPRISE ME” Option Until My Life is RUINED ...in BitLife
Today, I leave my entire Bitlife up to chance by ONLY picking the new "Surprise Me" Option. Let's just say it goes terribly & my life gets RUINED...
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Lauren: *"Obviously I'm not pregnant"* Lauren in the future: *"I'm pregnant"*
yusss
I was about to comment that 😂
I'm glad we're all on the same page and remember this 😂
LMAOJFJDVSBEHDH THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
@@feetsniffer893 SAME LOLLLL
Lauren: ‘I’m not pregnant’ Me: ‘yes you are’
She was not 9 months ago lol
I said this tooo! Lol 😂
I said the same thing
"Obviously I'm not pregnant" 1 year later: *has a baby now*
i love how all of the top comments are about her newborn daughter
Lauren be like:I am not pregnant and I won’t be next year Next year:👨👩👧
That aged well
less then a year
Ikr
When you're watching this and she already has a baby named Melody: Well, that story was different...
@Haruko Cherry blossom ya
lol
fr
fr
Fr
“I’m not pregnant”then “IM PREGNANT!!!” Now
did she wear this when she told him?
@@jaimeyjessen-olson5300 probably
Yeah
lol
😂 LOL
Lauren: “obviously i’m not pregnant” Also lauren like 2 days ago: “so,,i’m pregnant”
Lol
this is before she got pregnant ;-;
@@legos4360 I'm not a troll but i don't wanna start a fight
@@legos4360 You can see when it was made if you scroll down-
@@legos4360 because I don't wanna start a fight, gosh
past lauren: “imagine if i got pregnant…” present lauren: if only i could tell her…
haha
Hahaha
Lauren: This could be the shortest live ever! Me: *Starts a bitlife, gets cancer at 1 year, dies from cancer at 3 years*
Uh- uh- oh wow
Omg In bitlife I had cancer when I was 1 👁️👄👁️
once i died at 2 from a grenade launcher my brother shot at me. :'D
One time in BitLife I died from a infected scratch
@@boba9223 thats not possible lol you can only get things once you age up once
Lauren: I’m not pregnant, Everyone watching this in November: The future is now, old *Lauren*
Lol
So true
hii im watching in nov
haha yesss
So actual true😂🤣
POV: your looking for a comments that's not "Lauren: "Im obviously not pregnant" Future Lauren: "I'm pregnant"
True
No,I’m internally punching all the people that comment it
Yep
Im not looking for it
That’s what I’m doing and I just found it
2020 lauren: obviously im not preagnant 2021lauren: ummmmm yeah you had no idea
Ye🤣
Actually in 2020 she was pregnant.
She was pregnant in 2020
*Early 2020 Lauren
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
“Obviously I’m not pregananant” 11 months later “Hi guys I’m pegnant...”
U spelled pregnant wrong twice lol
@@coco-pops8116 yes, I know, that was the point
gregnant
@@Meowcatkittykat ur stoopid 🤪 lol
@@idklol3390 pregananana doo doo doo havanananana
2:12 "I'm apparently still 53% good looking. I don't see it but, I'll take it." Same :D
Me lol
Same
Lol
Yup same
Hahaha
Lauren: What if this was how I told Bobby I was pregnant 9 months later: *takes out hoodie*
Ye
that would be hilarious
Lol
@@urmom-lx8gc Lauren has a kid
@@unicornmagicalworld i know i think i replied to the wrong comment
I wanted to read some comments but all I see is Lauren: „I'm not pregnant” Future Lauren: I Am pregnant
Same
Lauren: “Obviously I’m not pregnant” Me and literally everybody else: “Oh Lauren just you wait”
Lauren: “Obviously I’m not pregnant” Me, 8 months later: *oh is that so*
LOL
( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)
I like your pfp and true
@@sobosoup thank you :)
OMG I WAS ABT TO SAY THAT AHHH!!!
8 months ago; I’m not pregnant obviously: 2020: IM PREGNAT
Yep 👌🏼
Pregnat?
@@millyfilly8111 yes. Deal with my typing.
Lauren:"I'm.?pregnat or am i.pregrenant? Pregregrant? Pregernat pregernant?"
@@luckyeight4148PREGNAT duh
All of the comments Lauren: "Obviously I'm not pregnant" Lauren in the future: "I'm pregnant" Me: not anymore!
Omg truee
Lauren: "I'm not pregnant" Her now: *Has a baby named Melody*
How the bitlife went Jail: Lauren: Dangit Jail: Lauren: ok Jail: lauren: hey sistas I'm back
LdCrystalwolfz I love how she is never necessarily mad about it
LdCrystalWolfz oh my god THAT JUST HAPPENED
@@angela.9843 3th... oh my god.
Hi Crystal, Btw wobba wobba
@@angela.9843 Sorry to be that person... 3rd*
Everyone watching this after finding out that she was pregnant just laughing
Th comment I was looking for. Edit omg I have neaver had so many likes thank you so so much!
OMG YES DJSBSHSS
😆 😂
Yep
Same😂
Lauren: “I’m obviously not pregnant” Lauren 2021: almost full term😀
Lauren:don’t role dice when trying to make important life choices Dnd players:T_T
"My mom died. She doesn't look very happy." -Lauren 2020
LMAO 💀😂
trash xxx The second I read this is the second she said it! 😱😂
>.
that part is so funny
Cenk Erali me to
Lauren: 'my life is terrible and I am only 3' Me: MOOD
Ooooh your a member fancy
Sophia • obviously not 🙄
Me: alright that's a mood
Lauren : obviously I’m not pregnant Universe : little does she know 😏
"Obviously I'm not pregnant". A few months later: Hey guys! I'm pregnant!
Little did Lauren know 8 months later her shirt would be her reality
Hahaha
And in your reality
If I do t know how to love youuuu I’ll leave you be
Lauren 8 months ago: *talks about how she’s not pregnant* Me currently: 👁👄👁
RIGHT 😭
@Drawingbells 665 yeah same.. 😞 😔 😢 💔💔💔
👁👄👁
👀 👄
IN HER NEW VID SHE SAID SHE GAVE BIRTH WHILE U ARE WATCHING IT SHE SAID FOR A FEW WEEKS SHE WILL BE POSTING PRE FILMED VIDEOS
Past Lauren:i’m not pregnant Future Lauren:here we are now..
Lauren:"OBVIOUSLY I'm not pregnant!" Also Lauren:"It's a GIRLLL"
Me: listening to video while drawing Lauren: "ooh! A friend!" What I hear: *"ew, a friend!"*
BBAY FROM EBAY mOOd
@@summer6993 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜
glad im not the only one ;-_-
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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anyone notice 10:28: age 59: my niece, Cassandra, married James Charles, a 44 year old restaurant worker
Lol
@Averyplays- Roblox and more! ye go to the time mark to see for yourself
oml i literally see it now-
OMG BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAIDKEJSNMSJSMDMMD OH MY GOD
“obviously i’m not pregnant” me watching in may- you’re about to have a baby…
😂
Past Lauren: I'm not Pregnant Present Lauren: yeah....... sure
Nobody: The game:"your mother has married David dobrick" Lauren: WILL HE BUY ME A TESLA!?!? *MOOD*
r/uselessnobody
Catbug The Dog r/ihavereddit
😂
Its dobrik and who asked?
Moonlight Gacha's the heck is wrong with your oc no offense
"I dont actually have to make a decision" Ugh, I wish I didnt have to make decisions in REAL LIFE
Same!
Nice name tho. Like on KZhead
But then you might end up like Lauren’s character
Seeing this posted 2 years ago thinking Lauren can tell the future because of the thumbnail, then relishing that covid has been for almost 3 years!
can you tell me how to download that version of it cause I play all my bitlife on unblocked games
@@funtimesatthefunhouse the App Store :)
I bet Covid will be here for a long time
“Imagine if I come down wearing the shirt to tell Bobby I’m pregnant” One year later.
Lauren's bitlife: This My bitlife: as soon as im born diagnosed with cancer, age two my dog dies, age three diagnosed with the corona virus, and age four diagnosed with depression. I am scared to age up.
you have it ruff
Just remember: you can always just restart
o hel nu
oh that's not a good pint to be at XD
Remember it ISNT real
*”my life is terrible and I’m only three”* This made me think..that’s exactly how my life started-
Same- 😂😂
My mom died a day before my birthday
Gunner Sansa oof
Hell my life was already terrible when i was only 1min old
@@mikellkling4497 sad😥😭
lauren: “obviously i’m not pregnant” also lauren: *is pregnant*
I love it when you play bitlife! Can you do a dumb to super smart challenge? Or something like get the most education with the dumbest stats?
*"Your father married David Dobrik!"* *excuse me what-*
Lol
i-
@t h a t w e e b OwO Lauren : uhhh
Gays :/
t h a t w e e b OwO Ö will he?
Lauren: my life is terrible and I’m only three
Bailey Rickard uhm,yeah?
14 year old girls:impossible mine is worse
@@aprilsaldivar2889LOL
I think we all heard the intro....
Lauren: you can’t arrest me I’m a lawyer
12 straight minutes of Lauren just saying “BITLIFE WHYY! Or THANK YOU BITLIFE😂”
1:10: Obviously I'm not pregnant Present Lauren casually having the cutest angel yet creepiest angel (jk she's cute but that one short Lauren uploaded)
“You can’t arrest me I’m a war hero” I was cracking up 😂
finally found a comment that has nothing to do with her PREGNANCY
@@jaiden7727 yas
@@jaiden7727 Seriously tho,like why do comments just copy the popular ones 👁-👁
This is literally the only comment not about her saying obviously I’m not pregnant
@@jaiden7727 yes finally after years of searching
8 months ago Lauren "I'm not pregnant", Now "I'm pregnant!"
“Obviously I’m not pregnant”- Lauren 2020 “erm…” - Lauren 2022 “ERM……”-Lauren 2023
🤣
Lauren:I'm not pregnant of course Future lauren:her name is melody!
Lauren: *gets Coronavirus* Also Lauren: *doesn’t realize her bit-life self may have caused the pandemic* Edit: Thank you for all the likes! I’ve never gotten this much before!!
YES
I- just wow.... I’m speechless how wrong this is... the pandemic was a LOT less bad in February.
Home Of Nog Ops yeah... my school has closed for the rest of the school year
i was about to comment that
Fun fact the corona virus was starting to get really bad in November 2019 in China but you're comment was really funny, this in no means is any hate, I'm just saying
“can you imagine this is how i told bobby i was pregnant?” *foreshadowing...*
same I think she told the future to be honest
Lauren “im obviously not pregnant” *1 year later* “I’m pregnant”
Actually In 2020 she was pregnant
Lauren: Of course I'm not pregnant! Everyone from 2022 knowing she has a baby: *That... is really just wrong*
Lauren: also don’t try to roll dice when making important life decisions Me: *slowly puts down dice i was about to roll*
Emma Merida I will not like this, it is at 69 I’m sorry
@@sandiereese6966 It's already ruined its at 92 likes
Me: plays monopoly
No it's at 122
Cuphead please don't do that a second time
Nobody: Lauren: *yOu cAn’T aRrEsT mE! I wAs A wAr HeRo*
Lauren| Obviously I'm not pregnant Me| just wait Lauren just wait
“Quickest life ever” In this game I died at three from cancer but first when I was one my sister jumped off a 13 story building
in bitlife....right
@@bigmonsta8681 Probably They said "In the game"
@@bigmonsta8681 yes in BitLife if I died I couldn’t have wrote this comment
@@cakes0919 phew
but why would she
“i mean i’m cool with that” “ooo will he buy me a tesla”
Hello person with Lauren profile
Wheaty Dastarfox hiiii
Suspicious person that look just like the person im watching right now XD
shiny-moltres :o
shiny-moltres i wish
i just have to put this one short bitlife experience of mine out there: so me and my friend were playing bitlife, and our character was about 7 years old. then for no reason we attacked out older sister, and she pulled out a gun and shot us. literally the shortest, most traumatizing, and sad life....
How old was your older sis in it
@@imonascooter i think like 10 🤣
1:06 it was at this moment she knew she messed up… and bebe Melody comes!💗💅
Lauren: “DEPRESSION!” 3 seconds later Lauren : “great. My life’s going great!” 😂 Edit: tysm for the likes 💗💗💗💗💗
Then she was cured for being a war hero
Now 40
@@Sunflower-pl1nl omg tysssmmmm
Now 41
57
Lauren: yes we are going to the doctor finally Bitlife: nah we aren't going to let you get treated any ways. Me: 😂😂
Hi Kimberly, Btw wobba wobba
"Obviously I'm not pregnant" Oh just wait a few months Lauren-
“Imagine if this is how I told him I was pregnant!” Should’ve been.
Beginning “ I’m not pregnant “ 8 months later she’s pregnant
Lauren: chooses surprise me BitLife: I’m about to end this girl’s whole bitlife career Edit: \( •0• )/ 884 (rn 1.8k) likes omg!
I know, I played as a boy and I kept getting symptoms, he kept ignoring it... twice he almost went to the doctor but he chose never mind. Then it said he died from heart diesese (I know I spelt it wrong auto correct doesn’t want to fix it, and it’s one of the couple words I can’t spell)
@@jwsnyderaal HAHAHAHA
miaula104 do you know what Salvation means or what the Laiden frost effect means or what a magenetar is or what a neutron Star is without searching them up? I know :/
@@jwsnyderaal yes I'm in college and its disease just to tell you
@@jwsnyderaal disease
Lauren: "Obviously I'm not pregnant" Lauren in the future: "I'm pregnant" Me: wellllll how did you tell him? WAS IT...... THE BITLIFE sweater hoodie?
Lauren: I’m not preggers Future Lauren: *and I took that personally*
Lauren: Bitlife: MY TIME HAS COME TO RUIN HER LIFE ONCE AGAIN.
1:01 the foreshadowing OMGGGGGG
This video, posted on Feb. 22, 2020: "You are suffering from the coronavirus." Me, on July 24, 2021: "Oof."
"You can't arrest me in a war hero"-Laurenzside 2020
Who’s watching this after she’s actually prgnant
Me
Me!!
Me
basically everyone
Yᴇᴀʜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ
Me: Looks at zodiac sign Me: Cool I’m a Virgo too! Me: Hey I was born on September 8th too?! Me: Hey I was also born in New York..! Me: My name is also Lauren-
How To Squeaks o-o
O-O ITS YOU?
Oh wow
PLOT TWIST THE BIT LIFE PEOPLE ARE REAL!
My birthday is the 9th of September lol
2:21 RIP Mickey Zside lived age41 died from being captured 😭😭😭😭😭
Lauren at the trial :"No sir, you cant arrest me, I pressed the surprise me button" The judge: "No, I'm still arresting you."
Little did Lauren know that actually telling Bobby she’s pregnant would be even more awkward-
Lauren:Obviously I'm not pregnant Everyone who came back from her recent video in 2020: YEEEEAH about that
Yesssssssssssss I was looking for this comment hahaha
@@amychalmers495 This same comment but different is literally everywhere, have you actually been looking?
@@sarasmith241 no ahahaha
"Obviously, I'm not pregnant" Present lauren: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?*
Lauren: “ OBVIOUSLY I’m not pregnant “ Also Lauren: “ I’m pregnant “
Doctor: We can treat your coronavirus Bitlife: I'll pass Doctor: Oh you'll pass alright
Oop-👀
This Girl r/wooosh
What does that mean
I don’t get the joke
@@alyssca The doctor is saying they'll pass aka die
lauren: you cant arrest me im a WaR HeRo
Lauren: "I'm not pregnant and I'm not going to get pregnant" Me: "Uhh its 2021 and Lauren has kids already (Dexter And Melody)
01:07 Lauren: Obviously I'm not pregnant Future me: She's gonna get a surprise me.
4:48 Lauren: Quickest life ever! Me: Once my BitLife character was taken ransom at age 4 and demanded 20,000,000 dollars from my family for me back, I eventually got cancer while being stuck with my kidnapper and died at the age of 6. That is the quickest life ever.
wow
I died at age 0 because of a tumor in my back hand ;-;
Oh lord Rebecca now that’s the quickest life ever
Rebecca Rubin Not as short as yours, but I died at 3 of whooping cough ;-;
😳
anyone who gets the chance to readthis, just like to say: stay blessed💗
thank you :)) i subbed
😀
You too 💖
You too
You are just doing that for likes!🤨🤨
“Obviously im not pregnant” well this aged well
"obviously I'm not pregnant" *"meet melody!"*
your friend heather wants to be best friends! me: *starts singing the entire heathers soundtrack* EDIT: WTH HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKES PFFT-
Oml...I FOUND ANOTHER FAN OF HEATHERSS
@@marswasnthere1942 yassssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
@@floweryfields942 yassssssssssssssssssssssssssss
SAAAAAAMMMNEEEE!!!
candy store~
Lauren: My happinesses is at an all time low Me: Me: thaT IM AT AN ALL TIME LOW LOW LOW LOW-
Im glad im not the only one xD
*e p i c*
Scott said that in the Tomigochi life
I WAS JUST LISTENING TO THAT SONG ITS SO GREAT
love that song haha
Lauren: Obviously I'm not pregnant Me: Oh you just wait, past lauren doesn't know whats coming
~Evil laughter~ *MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
Bitlife: Your mom has married David dobrik! Lauren: I'm cool with that, Is he gonna buy me a tesla Bitlife: David dobrik has divorced your mother 😌
In my country we spell mom as Mum
@@auberymckay9268 ok and in theirs they spell it Mom
@@auberymckay9268 cool
“Making life decisions in my own life is terrifying, and I don’t wanna do it” *Creates mystery bathbombs*
Where you go i go… What you see i seee… I know your security…. And your priority…
Lauren needs to come back to this because of all the updates.
No one: Nobody a single soul: Lauren: iM oNlY tHrEe
BitLife: *"go to the doctor"* Lauren: FINALLY THE DOCTOR! BitLife: SIKE >:)
I know