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Bianca's dad wasn't trying to get her to stay home to protect her, but to protect the world FROM her.
It would be better if it was “Bianca’s dad wasn’t trying to get her to stay home to protect her from the world but to protect the world from devastation.”
Thousandth like
"now i see who i was protecting by keeping you here. not you...but them."
@@evilmaya nice undertale reference)
@@stormy_does_stuff n i c e
Deino having Dragon Rage only for Zekrom to know Dragon Rage as well is the best emotional roller coaster I've ever been on.
Seeing it live was so insane!
@@cptKamina wish I could've watched it live.
Should have played around his cri…oh wait
He should've teched it.
@@Joe_. he has a vod up of the whole run in his vod channel, alpharad replay
Only 3 minutes in and Bianca ripped a hole in spacetime just to get her original starter back. She's out for blood.
She's here to snap some tiddies
And I still can't figure out how to get a randomizer.
@@painvillegaming4119 but bc h cc b b b bc😅 88 b😅
@@CellyHockey17 Hey, man. I sent a detailed explanation of how to get a randomizer, but it looks like KZhead ended up deleting BOTH of my comments. One with the links, and the other with the explanation. Sorry, but I'm sure you can find a good video on the subject. Have a good one!
Yeah it says 4 replies but only 2 can be seen
Bianca’s dad knew the horrors that he would unleash if he let her leave the house.
As always: The PC's mom is the true villain by enabling her escape.
It’s actually so ridiculous how Alpharad was never able to escape Zekrom without picking him
Karma
Deserved should've picked zekrom.
Zekrom is clearly an alpharad fan.
Randomizers set you up with a villain Pokemon. Zekrom saved my random nuzlocke, the Genies were everywhere though.
He didn't wanna risk every fight ending with Zekrom
Props for Bianca not only stacking legendaries, but immediately beelining for more Electric ones. She likes a type and sticks to it, I respect it
True, I also would love to run a pure electric set
Elesa helped her out so it fits
She said this challenge was too easy so she started putting away legendaries after catching them
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This entire nuzlocke is just "Alpharad experiencing Jaiden levels of luck"
So true
Well they live together so maybe its spreading to his room in the house.
Is that good or bad luck
@@user-co9lm3pz2v horribly bad as jaiden is literally known for her absolutely awful luck in any luck-based challenge lmao
@@titaniafae4114 so much so that during Alpha's talent show, after she showed off dominating Mine Sweeper, she declared they should flip for double points and she said that she would call it and get the points if she called it wrong. She called it wrong.
Bianca In Her Character Arc: Realizing that you don't have to be a strong trainer. Bianca In This Beautiful Mess: *Every second that you're not running, she's only getting closer*
It’s the same arc. She dropped the legendaries that made her powerful in favour of the ones she wanted to use.
20:41 that’s a wierd looking dog ngl
Bianca's arc is now that of a competitive Pokémon player learning to unwind and just enjoy playing Pokémon.
Alpharad is the god of predicting things
@@benjamincooper358 It's not that she dropped the legendaries in favour of the ones she wanted to use, but actually she dropped them because she felt pity over the player
Biancas arc through black and white makes her randomizer team even more hillarious.
When Bianca is one of those “I must suppress my strength as I will be a danger to myself and others” characters
I mean considering how crazy this world is im pretty sure her dad is justified in not letting her leave home even with a raikou
@@appelofdoom8211 There are two kinds of over protective parents. The one who makes you wear a helmet when you go anywhere, and the one who gives you the living embodyment of thunder in case someone looks at you funny.
Her dad wasn't trying to protect her from the world. He was trying to protect the world from her.
I love that it's always Bianca, probably the sweetest and kindest character in BW, who elicits the greatest fear in Alpha
Always?
@@amadojr3543 The greatest fear, probably. The only fear, no
N. (what?) *_N_*
God I really want to see him do a bw2 randomized nuzlocke now just to see what the lightning goddess choses to bless him with
she *is* the origin of the brap meme, so, she is to be feared.
“I think she’s out of electric type legendaries” *Regileki using its speed to manipulate spacetime and appear in this game*
*miraidon heading through the Time Machine in Area Zero*
@@fight_and_die1573 bringing Tapu Koko with it
*Thundurus coming down from the Heavens*
Literal God with the Thunder plate comes down from the heavens
@@hybridsession9259 Thundurus is actually in this gen too, so it could've happened
Bianca in the game: has a story about learning to accept when you're not strong Bianca in this randomizer: PREPARE YOUR ANUS
*wut*
@@Red-Pandora Swiggety swooty, she's coming for that booty.
*what*
*huh*
*Ayo*
It’s so funny how Bianca’s animation shows her to be all ditzy and can barely get a poke ball out her bag, just for her to bring out every legendary Pokémon imaginable.
C E A S E
It’s a space time rift, she pulls the legends from alternate dimension
It's the kind of character that have the weapons for world ending. But they're so silly that they don't know how to even use the weapon
I wouldnt be surprised if she released a fucking crucibelle.
Her struggling to pull the ball out is Drunken Master style... Shes concealing the terrifying power at her disposal
Bianca really was like “Oh I’ll never be as good as Cheren, my Raikou will never compare to his Silcoon”
Tbf raikou cant evolve
surely thats the deciding factor that makes it so Cheren's lineup is superior
@@nwcleear Cheren has so much untapped potential while Bianca cannot grow further.
@@ShinuGuardian like Saitama, she has yet to reach her full potential
I like how Alpharad is scared shitless when Bianca mearly stares at him
the actual plot of this Game: Bianca is a danger to everyone around her, the reason team plasma has random legendaries was because they were trying to keep them away from her, and why she loses them because team plasma stole and presumably released all of them, and since they didn’t realize you were also being tormented by her they attacked you as well, the endgame is them trying to destroy the region in hopes it would destroy bianca, but by the time they were doing it bianca had already told the player she was leaving the region to ascend as a true god of thunder, the player just nodded stunned but certain if anyone could achieve those heights it would be her. the your final encounter the Rakiou the player caught was not her own but the child stripped of its mother. (actually this sounds like a really cool rom hack someone make this.)
Or a fanfic🤩
@@WDinATX or both
@@lollivee6770 or just a rom hack
@@WDinATX i'll offer my soul to write this
@@WDinATX That'd be the most hilarious crack fic ever
i like the fact that bianca had the ability to end your run at any point but simply chose not to, truly a forgiving god.
Lady Luck might take that personally though
Bianca the god
This run is basically Alpharad experiencing Jaiden's luck the whole time
Why is it so true xD
The tables have turned
But only because he refused to use his own luck. XD
This is all because he rejected the game's offer for an easy trip, twice
Lady luck was on vacation
I love how the first run was an instant loss, and then Zekrom became the game’s middle finger to Jacob for the entire game.
I dont think its true its LATIOS
Alpha: *doesn't pick the legendaries* Bianca: "I'll take those "
Bianca the Final Boss Playlist: 2:20 The Final Battle (Elden Ring) 4:31 Fog Beast Battle (Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition) 5:35 {Flashback} Daughter of the Dark God (Octopath Traveler) 10:55 Serpent Eating the Ground (Bravely Default) 12:55 You Will Know Our Names (Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition) 13:17 The Greatest Jubilee (Bayonetta) 17:35 Battle! [Origin Dialga / Origin Palkia] (Pokemon Legends Arceus) 18:20 One Winged Angel (Final Fantasy VII Advent Children) 23:05 The Apex of the World [Rain] (Fire Emblem Three Houses) Edit: misspelled Bianca whoops
thank you!
Wow, Jacob wasn't kidding when he said he plays a lot of JRPGs
You are a SAVIOR
Thanks!
@@yellowluma101 SAVOIR!
I FUCKING DIED WHEN ZAPDOS CAME IN. After seeing her choosing Raikou, randomly catching a Zekrom, and hearing you call her "Thunder God", I *knew* Zapdos was coming next.
I was like “wait can we thundurus too,for the memes” it didn’t happen :(
If thundurus pulled up i would have SCREAMED
11:35-Wow, Bianca's hardcore. She brought the ghosts of Combuskin and Riolu to murder you.
WHAT THE FUCK That's fucking dark man funny but dark
Bianca the god of Thunder had me laughing so much more then it should. She is amazing
Being scared of Thunder God Bianca is the literal textbook definition of being scared of the shy and quiet kid.
What a stupid comment.
Bianca Bianca: God of Thunder Bianca: Love and Thunder Bianca: Ragnarok Bianca: ZEKROOWM
@@crafthermanos758 Bianca do be a God tho
@@crafthermanos758 Bianca: The Dark World
@@lukiwei9468 *Bianca: the distortion world
Ghetsis: is stacked with a team of BABIES Also Ghetsis: _"MY CALCULATIONS"_
Ah yes, the baby of the skies RAYQUAZA.
To be fair, he's probably not used to his Rayquaza getting beaten. The babies are basically just backup because he figured nobody so purehearted that they would try to take on his Rayquaza just to stop him would be able to bring themselves to hurt such adorable little guys.
@@Missingno_Miner it remind me of that image of a comic where a guy tapped babies on his body and saying nobody could hurt him without hurting the childs.
"Every move I made was calculated...but man am I bad at maths"
Bianca: "Im not sure if im strong enough for this journey" *catches 3 literal gods*
Bianca's father trying to keep her at home has a whole different perspective here. The man's trying to protect us from his terrifying daughter.
Bianca went from ‘Why do I hear boss music?’ to ‘Why does boss music play whenever I challenge someone?’
Blissfully unaware
She a walking boss battle and she doesn't know it.
i think this is the run that jaiden can finally say “LOOK WHO HAS ALL THE BAD LUCK NOW”
Lady luck was in vacation during that run
Lmao true😂
Would have been nice if they did another soullocke with the move Luck swap on each other
The fact that Bianca is written to be a slightly ditzy, overambitious city girl whose intro animation is clumsily pulling a pokeball out of her bag, makes it even more amazing that she ends up becoming a god of death and thunder with legendaries left and right.
At 7:47, I was dying and surprised when Corphish lived from the Quick Attack lmaooo. The echos from the bubbles and Riolu's cry made it even better lmaoooo
the thought of knowing he edited the cry over the video makes it even funnier
So was Riolu.
Every time Bianca appears and dramatic music starts playing, it makes me laugh. She’s seriously the scariest being in this randomizer.
Even better they are all different final boss themes
What is the theme at 11:00?
@@XxRubenYoxX serpent eating the ground, bravely default
@@XxRubenYoxX Serpent eating the ground/horizon from Bravely Default.
Love that Alpharad is still using the losing pokemon emerald nuzlocke for storytelling even after telling us he purposefully threw that run for content. His dedication to gaslighting and twisting reality for content is truly an inspiration to us all
It's not even that he threw the run, he completed it but he just said he lost for the video.
He completed it, _then_ backtracked and threw it.
28:04 omfg, not ten seconds before, when Jacob was laughing at Pineco, I said out loud, “please let him have a Rayquaza or something.”
there’s probably something in the randomizer that doesn’t let it happen, but imagine Ghetsis had two Rayquazas
I have to admit, the way Bianca covered up her insecurities was really impressive.
Alpharad: Alright Nuzlocke might be starting to go well Bianca: I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPRROOOOACHING
Literally
*reveals entire legendary team lineup* "PROVOKING!"
Bianca: *walking up to Alpha* Alpha: WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC?
Bianca: *ITS TIME TO FACE YOUR FEAAAAAR* *CAUSE WHEN YOUR TIME HAS COME AND GOOOONE* *ILL BE THE ONE TO CARRY OOOOON*
Alpha's ability to sense Groudon is incredible. It's like they're soulmates.
Nah, they`re not. Jomedome is just haunting him after the gruesome death he had to die in the last randomizer.
@@pkmntrainerred4247 tbf technically didn't die lol
after all, every battle ends with groudon
@@gameworldjt Jomedome*
@@gameworldjt Trueeeeeeeeee!
17:46 “We let our resident ghost annihilate her primeape” Homie really got anihilapes name origin, pre evolution, and typing in one sentence without realizing
Alpha finally gets to feel what it was like for 99% of the trainers who got Jomedomed after facing Bianca: God of Thunder
Jan is gonna have a blast with this
That’s what I thought as well
Same here 😂
Yup
Indeed
I’d like to see him comment on the Bianca fights
Corphish: I was a true terror to the nuzlocke! Bianca: Oh how cute...
This is funnier knowing he didn't actually lose his 1st randomized nuzlocke. Alpharad prioritizes audience enjoyment over the boring truth, and I respect that.
Bianca appearing and dragging you somewhere is like if god came from the sky and said "hey wanna grab a burger"
Soooo SCP 343?
I like to imagine Bianca just has no idea what legendaries are or why her journey is much safer than what her father implied
Imagine bianca just playing around with her babie Pokemons meanwhile her three Guardian legendaries keep putting the villains they encounter six feets under without her noticing.
Bianca the interdimensional menace is my new favorite character i also love how he straight up calls amoongus among us with his whole chest 😂
Alpha: refuses to take the legendary The randomiser: I offered you friendship and you spat in my face...
So you have chosen death in all possible timelines
Clay’s gym trainer: *sends out palkia* Alpharad: I could really use a Salamence right about now.😊
Ah he said the joke
I refuse to be the 69th like due to hating how overused the number is.
@@Fan-imator we have an unfunny man
@@oreomerchant6600 from that comment I can tell you don’t know what 69 actually means :)
@@Fan-imator well, i know its a... position where two people... do interesting things 69 is just the funny number that no one actually thinks is funny but they pretend they think its funny anyway
Gotta love how Lady Luck gave Alpha a Zeckrom and he denied it, so she took that as a CHALLENGE
Why does this feel plaucible
20:37 "weird dog in a cave" perfect delivery
Oh thats a weird dog I didn't know it was the god of space
Playing Radagon's theme for "Bianka Godess of the Second Thunder" killed me.
I like how the most innocent and harmless rival in history of Pokemon suddenly became a legendary trainer who inspires fear in the heart of jacob everytime he sees her
This whole video is just Alpharad deciding not to fly close to the sun, but the sun decides to fly closer to him anyways.
Of all the people it could have crashed into, it crashed into him, even though it didn’t matter. Petty.
The sheer panic when bianca appeared was the best
Bianca pulling out the Zapdos like "I evolve too. Bitch."
That was just way too funny after all his work catching Ground types to stop her Electric deities.
My headcanon is that Bianca kept bringing legendaries to counter the ones she expected Jacob to bring and then he just never did so she put them (mostly) away for a fair final fight
"Well I'm finding them, so surely he is too" And then the hilarious bit being that it _wasn't_ her underestimating the rarity of legends, it's just that Jacob kept just barely missing them.
@@danieljames1868 and running away from a palkia
It’s absolutely amazing that Bianca puts the fear of god in him every time she even appears on screen.
I like to imagine Bianca decided to become the champion herself right before the story and stepped down, caught Zecrom and decimated herself to become the Thunder God, just to try and hade the fact the she is the Thunder God right when you started your story
Dang! Bianca is freaking terrifying! You're right about the boss music too, I swear it's like when you hear Sephiroth's theme from out of no where. You want to run and hide
Bianca having 3 legendaries just to box 2 of them is easily the most relieving part in the whole run
Seeing Bianca on screen is even scarier than walking on Cynthia in Undella town without knowing it
*vietnam flashbacks*
Their battle shall be legendary
Idk about walking on Cynthia but she can walk on me all she wants
Bianca is just a walking goddess of thunder (she had 3 thunder legendaries) awoken by a silly teen and learning along the way to love other pokemon types than what she was born with. Releasing her final gift for the silly teen that released her.
Just imagine normally be walking and see, in a normal battle of normal teenagers, a blonde smile girl pull out A FUCKING MYTHICAL POKEMON
The vaporeon name has me in TEARS. The comedic timing was impeccable.
“Don’t make it awful, there are children watching” (Shows Did_You_Know) (The face of someone who has learned to not talk {but actually hasn’t})
I loved how his soul left his body when that name showed up. He was just broken at that point.
I'm curious has he seen Vaporeon copypasta already?
@@KingArgus-fy5xq yes, thats... kinda why he hates the copypasta
@KingArgus8872 Alpharad has a tendency to like pokemon and other fictional things that have a tendency to get rule 34'd at the speed of light. Case in point, during his sword and shield stream, his favourite was hattern, and well, the evolution of that line uhhhhhhhhh
It's so perfect that Bianca saw the reset happen, and out of sheer spite, she reached through time and space to get her Zekrom again, killed Combusken, and immediately benched Zekrom forever. As far as she was concerned, she earned that starter kill in the first attempt, and she wasn't going to let petty restrictions like "linear time" stop her from ensuring that accomplishment extends to all possible timeliness.
His pride got the better of him and made him not pick legendaries, little did he know that Bianca showed no such mercy...
I know it’s almost two months later, but Bianca in Castelia city has two legendary electric types and to ghost types, which strongly suggests that she captures the ghosts of her fallen opponents and uses them for her team
The sheer terror Jacob feels when he's in the same room as Bianca
i make better videos
@@XD-tw4uj Go to hell
Bianca amassing an army of lightning legendaries like the bloodthirsty God of Thunder that she is
No, she’s still sweet, even if she’s broken
The moment I saw staryu come out of ghetsis’s team I immediately knew the run was over and the fact he beat him was staggering
"We finally caught a legend of our own" *Phione* If I wasn't watching this at 3AM I would've been howling with laughter for 10 straight minutes
Alpha: *has to reset because Bianca got an OP legendary* Bianca: "Your first mistake was you thought that it mattered"
Alpharad: Time for another fun adventure Bianca: Reduce your expectations to zero
i make better videos
Alpharad: runs into vaporeon Chat: DID YOU KNOW-
Bianca and Alpharad is like Death and Puss in Boots, every time they appear, their fear starts to increase.
Alpharad: *Can only get 1-2 legendaries* Bianca: *Gets enough to where she had to box them or she would be attacked by EVERY organization on the planet*
This feels like the most unrandom random nuzlocke I've ever seen
18:22 Bianca with One Winged Angel crack me up Lmao.
The beginning of this Nuzlocke literally had me well-up in tears. Rest in peace my favorite pokemon child. *Presses "F" to pay respects* Edit: If anyone is wondering, I'm talking about Riolu being killed. My poor baby boy, he was not meant for this world.
My takeaway is: Bianca is now Jacob's newest PTSD trigger
Bianca is now the Cynthia of Alpharad
@@MxIbatomik it’s worse than that, _b u d d y._ Cynthia is going all out on him. Bianca is clearly holding back. *Piece it together.*
@@lukiwei9468 HOLY FUCK
Fun Fact: Saying "no" to N's speech at the end of Chargestone Cave actually skips his encounter for the cave
Are Nuzlocke’s forced to fight him or can they skip him?
@@paperluigi6132 Nope, a lot of people don't know you can just skip the encounter
@@deero8505 so you can skip that battle entirely?
@@elliotw.888 Yes, I discovered it my first playthrough trying to get through Chargestone cave with all 6 of my Pokémon fucked up and then N showed up and I was like "heeeeey....that's a cool speech...If I say I like Pokémon will you please not curb stomp me" answered "no" and then he just left
yea but thats no funnn
I find it funny that Bianca has this clumsy (and cool) animation when battling while carrying zekrom and raikou.
Jacob: "I've never completed the Pokemon randomizer nuzlock." Those who know: "I see what your doing here."
28:00 gotta love the added touch of ghetsis's iconic chanting being entirely absent only to immediately drop as rayquaza is sent in
I know that something something Icarus is a dead meme but that Riolu surviving a Registeel's Explosion only to go down to a Corphish's Bubble Beam is perhaps the most Icarus moment I've ever seen
0:19 Short story: It went as well as the first. 1:52 Ever since I was young, I always knew I deserved to be dead! 4:30 You see, Alpharad, this is what it feels like to be on the _other_ side of your last Randomized Nuzlocke. 11:00 It's like all the luck from your Soul-locke with Jaden has reversed!
13:57 I'd like to point out this theme is for the ACE TRAINERS in gen 6
Thank you Very much :')
God this was a blast to be apart of, everything was perfect, the story, everything. Also being apart of this with BigBaby Riolu
Alpharad: I don’t feel like picking up the legendary. *Bianca: YOU WILL REGRET THAT!*
RIP Riolu Those Krabby's bubble-blowing was devastating and traumatizing...
I was happy when riolu was gone..
Bianca is definitely worthy of the boss music she gets lol
Bianca is now canonized in my mind as a harbinger of thunder and lightning
Same
Bianca went from the Sweetest rival to literally decides if you live today or not and she stays the nicest the whole time, loving her pokemon and looking up to you Reminds me of Desumi and Daigo where the trainer character is viewed as stronger than Bianca because we keep winning, but in Alpha's head he's always terrified of fighting her
The difference between this run and season 2 of the friendlocke is so amazing.
Seemed like a reverse playthru where you got all the legendaries at the start to face off against them then route x pinecone #42 as one of the final pokemon to battle.
I love how every kind of boss Music conceivable is played when Bianca is on screen I can't get over that
First of all, hi Jan Second, Bianca benching her legendaries is literally just a power move
Jacob after he got Crawdaunt in his Emerald randomizer: Acab, all crabs are bastards. That paralyzed Corphish: Yes we are indeed.
Your comment made my day I actually laughed at that
I was playing my own randomized copy of Pokémon Emerald, and as I began a trainer battle, I thought about what you said. They could have either Silcoon or Groudon, I thought to myself. Lady Cindy’s one and only Pokémon? Groudon.
12:23 / 12:39 Can we take a moment to appreciate Ferroseed’s ability to *S P E E N*
5th gen got better idle animation with goddamn sprites than the shit we got now :/