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Are You Asian Enough?

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2015 ж. 5 Қаз.
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All your questions answered by the mixed-race counsel.
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  • “In America you look Asian but in Japan you’d look white” - Grandma

    @fangabxyfangabxy8563@fangabxyfangabxy85634 жыл бұрын

    • I think you're REALLY missing the meaning of being Asian

      @geeswithane7yrago303@geeswithane7yrago3034 жыл бұрын

    • I feel this

      @maxyperson@maxyperson4 жыл бұрын

    • That's just half-elves, the handbook says that to humans they're treated like elves, and to elves they're treated like humans.

      @staticspark_@staticspark_4 жыл бұрын

    • @@staticspark_ lmfao yes

      @reverie5760@reverie57604 жыл бұрын

    • Its evil

      @pipemong@pipemong4 жыл бұрын

  • "I'm a Russian Jew" American council: "You're 100% Russian." Russian council: "You're 100% Jew."

    @samovarmaker9673@samovarmaker96735 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣

      @scp--297@scp--2974 жыл бұрын

    • Soviet/Nazi council: We do not see this going well for you.

      @lukenel29@lukenel294 жыл бұрын

    • That's me

      @darthbriboy@darthbriboy4 жыл бұрын

    • They’re not mutually exclusive at all like what?

      @OneDerscoreOneder@OneDerscoreOneder4 жыл бұрын

    • Story of my life

      @hannaberga7063@hannaberga70634 жыл бұрын

  • As a white guy I just had a laugh at this fun sketch. Then after the sketch is over I suddenly realize my half-Asian daughter will one day have to stand before the council.

    @WeirdVideoGames@WeirdVideoGames Жыл бұрын

    • She's half Asian, she'll be fine. Half Asians can do almost anything. They don't have the more complex rules of more mixed people.

      @infinitium8460@infinitium8460 Жыл бұрын

    • be thankful; she'll be asian enough to brag about her grandmother making much better food than any of us could ever make in our pipe dreams.

      @keysystem@keysystem Жыл бұрын

    • Your wife has been training her in secret for the day that she does.

      @RapsCalorie@RapsCalorie Жыл бұрын

    • As a full Asian, how your wife treats your daughter will decide.

      @juan6525@juan652511 ай бұрын

    • Douche.

      @Snarkbar@Snarkbar11 ай бұрын

  • It's hard being an Asian and having to face this council every 5 years - you never know if you'll still be an Asian by the end of the day 😔

    @asuka-ryo@asuka-ryo2 жыл бұрын

    • You guys have to re-certify? Wow. I'm white, and all we have to do is promise to eat mayonnaise at least once a year. And they never check, either.

      @hoi-polloi1863@hoi-polloi1863 Жыл бұрын

    • @Qagmez 7668 It's okay, you can be a free agent like in the NBA! You can get traded to another team in exchange for another player and a 2nd round draft pick...

      @hoi-polloi1863@hoi-polloi1863 Жыл бұрын

    • @Qagmez 7668 Oh I'm just joking around!

      @hoi-polloi1863@hoi-polloi1863 Жыл бұрын

    • Idk i am full asian do it goes easy for me🤷‍♀️

      @jeannerose1970@jeannerose1970 Жыл бұрын

    • Because being Asian is updated every year.

      @jetscreamer1@jetscreamer1 Жыл бұрын

  • "I am 1/32 Native American" "After saying it aloud, this actually makes you *more white* than white people." "Fair."

    @joelknowl2677@joelknowl26777 жыл бұрын

    • Joel Knowl I know people who say they're a 1/32 Native American, then question actual Native American people's heritage. It makes you sound so much more white, and this is coming from a white person who is pretty much all white.

      @anyakathryn6822@anyakathryn68226 жыл бұрын

    • Joel Knowl

      @azziemarrie7457@azziemarrie74576 жыл бұрын

    • What do you call 32 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee

      @doomdoctor6380@doomdoctor63806 жыл бұрын

    • LOL

      @Darkmatter105@Darkmatter1056 жыл бұрын

    • Joel Knowl I'm a little more than 1/16 native American, but i definitely look like I am way more than that. Aka I'm brown, thanks great grandmother.

      @CarlosTorres-vb5mb@CarlosTorres-vb5mb6 жыл бұрын

  • "I'm an eighth black" "You're black" I died

    @ShimSladyBrand@ShimSladyBrand7 жыл бұрын

    • SO FUNNY XD

      @chowderismyboyfriend@chowderismyboyfriend7 жыл бұрын

    • I don't really get it. Is that a social commentary or something? I'm not american so I don't know.

      @plasticguitar@plasticguitar7 жыл бұрын

    • Basically since the days of slavery, there has been a societal rule known as the "one-drop" rule, which says that if you have "one-drop" of black blood in you, that makes you black. This rule is utter and complete rubbish though because there were then and still are now people who have black ancestry who look white. It seems that race is just based on how a person looks, which is the very definition of superficial.

      @chowderismyboyfriend@chowderismyboyfriend7 жыл бұрын

    • IKR XD!!!

      @cutiepie120048@cutiepie1200487 жыл бұрын

    • ***** Yup, I know. I studied about the superficiality of race in school.

      @chowderismyboyfriend@chowderismyboyfriend7 жыл бұрын

  • cant be the only one who really wants to see the black council do their thing

    @couchpotatoj6578@couchpotatoj65782 жыл бұрын

    • You just did, it's at the end of this sketch.

      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts@Ten_Thousand_Locusts Жыл бұрын

    • You did... 😂😂😂😂

      @e.pafriqa1092@e.pafriqa1092 Жыл бұрын

    • The black council has changed quite a bit and no longer accepts Rachel Dolezals and Kardashians

      @juliannehannes11@juliannehannes11 Жыл бұрын

    • What percentage qualifies for the pass?

      @CCLethe@CCLethe Жыл бұрын

    • @Elite Virus According to black Twitter, whatever percent makes you look black. If you don't look black then you are not black in their eyes.

      @juliannehannes11@juliannehannes11 Жыл бұрын

  • My personal ruling is as follows: I may only be a quarter Korean, but that seems to have still been enough to get bullied in school for being "Chinese", so I get to declare myself as Asian.

    @void-creature@void-creature Жыл бұрын

    • Same but I’m half Korean. The discrimination has been pushed on you, so you might as well own it.

      @crowtriestoanimate3334@crowtriestoanimate3334 Жыл бұрын

    • Aye. Very similar experience here.

      @DaleKamp@DaleKamp Жыл бұрын

    • Tbf i had a teacher who want even asian, but his eyes do look like the asian ones and he said when he was in hs kids used to call him asian slurs even though his family is like ukraineian

      @ryanrichardson5844@ryanrichardson584411 ай бұрын

    • @@ryanrichardson5844 did he have Siberian ancestry?

      @bunnybird9342@bunnybird93423 ай бұрын

    • Same, but with chinese, my bullies only knew what ‘chinese’ was so unfortunately they were right about my ethnicity without even knowing what ‘asian’ itself meant💀

      @Pete_thecat@Pete_thecat2 ай бұрын

  • “ I’m 1/ 151 Hispanic” “ Have you ever been hit with a sandal?” “Yes” “Your Hispanic “

    @deepred2225@deepred22254 жыл бұрын

    • BRO THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

      @antonn.mp4@antonn.mp44 жыл бұрын

    • *you’re

      @lunasorree7177@lunasorree71774 жыл бұрын

    • Si conoces la chancla, bienvenido a la raza!

      @Ex0dus111@Ex0dus1114 жыл бұрын

    • I can tell by you're broke english.

      @YusuffYT@YusuffYT4 жыл бұрын

    • What if you're 0% but you've been hit by a sandel

      @pianofry1138@pianofry11384 жыл бұрын

  • Me “I’m 100% Asian” Parents “You’re adopted”

    @Oopseepoopsy@Oopseepoopsy4 жыл бұрын

    • Your score is your heritage 100% on the test, 100%Asian and so and so

      @jamessong7886@jamessong78864 жыл бұрын

    • Oh! You get the whole banana thing - you get all the Asian slurs and none of the perks. And then you are always supposed to tell how lucky you are. I'm half Inuit and people think I'm Asian - I kinda think I get I get why a lot of my friends are adopted Asians with white parents.

      @jakobraahauge7299@jakobraahauge72994 жыл бұрын

    • "we picked u up from the dustbin"

      @CummyCaptain@CummyCaptain3 жыл бұрын

    • Late but this is the funniest possible response

      @void.null.8917@void.null.89173 жыл бұрын

    • @@jakobraahauge7299 Out of nowhere curiosity, apologies, but are there many people around you who are adopted? Do you find there’s stuff you can relate to with each other? I’ve always wondered about it since adoption experiences can be so different. Since I’ve never had the immediate chance (and courage) to speak to other adoptees. I’ve always wondered a bit about that. If there’s some sort of understanding you can feel.

      @AnbaLen@AnbaLen3 жыл бұрын

  • As someone who is a quarter Okinawan, I recently wrote my highschool English paper on how I was confused about if I'm Asian enough to be considered Asian. I don't look Asian, but my mother definitely does. When I was younger people assumed she was the nanny if she ever took me to the store or anything. This is super relatable to me

    @foxgirlthememegirl1344@foxgirlthememegirl1344 Жыл бұрын

    • I guess you failed the English paper because it's spelled "definitely" (/nm /nsrs)

      @LeakyTrees@LeakyTrees Жыл бұрын

    • @@LeakyTrees thanks 😅 spelling was never my strong suit

      @foxgirlthememegirl1344@foxgirlthememegirl1344 Жыл бұрын

    • @@foxgirlthememegirl1344 we make the perfect team, it's half my entire personality (/j)

      @LeakyTrees@LeakyTrees Жыл бұрын

    • @@LeakyTrees damn. We should make a book or something lol

      @foxgirlthememegirl1344@foxgirlthememegirl1344 Жыл бұрын

    • @@foxgirlthememegirl1344 I've been trying to do that for 3 years it's very hard

      @LeakyTrees@LeakyTrees Жыл бұрын

  • “My great-great-great grandmother was Jewish.” “You’re Jewish.” “I’m not circumcised.” “Get out.”

    @phantommangagirl@phantommangagirl2 жыл бұрын

    • But I’m a girl

      @souplover9654@souplover96542 жыл бұрын

    • @@souplover9654 Idk if there’s a girl equivalent

      @phantommangagirl@phantommangagirl2 жыл бұрын

    • @@phantommangagirl there is something called female circumcision but it’s not only illegal but a highly amoral form of mutilation. It basically makes it so that you don’t enjoy sex. They do it in some African and middle eastern areas for I think religious and cultural reasons.

      @noahbullock6696@noahbullock66962 жыл бұрын

    • My father is 100% ashkenazi but he's my father so I guess I'm not 50% jewish.

      @HearMeShout789@HearMeShout7892 жыл бұрын

    • @hadassah tzipporah help me more Jewish person

      @HearMeShout789@HearMeShout7892 жыл бұрын

  • 'How white are you?' WELL!... I'm 1/8th spanish, 2/8ths dutch, 34/86 fren-' "STOP. You're white.'

    @bobjenkins4925@bobjenkins49258 жыл бұрын

    • +Bob Jenkins hahaha Brilliant.

      @PogieJoe@PogieJoe8 жыл бұрын

    • +Bob Jenkins most people "I'm a big pool of Europe"

      @thebestbuisnesscyan4184@thebestbuisnesscyan41848 жыл бұрын

    • +Bob Jenkins we know these are random numbers because you didn't reduce.

      @nehemiahyu@nehemiahyu8 жыл бұрын

    • +Bob Jenkins I'm sick of those guys, like man you are fucking white and that's it stop bitching around :V

      @TheSuricateMeerkat@TheSuricateMeerkat8 жыл бұрын

    • +Bob Jenkins welp i am 1/6 german 1/6 polish 2/6 italian 1/6 portuguese 1/6 native american and 1/6 black, try to top that out

      @enzift@enzift8 жыл бұрын

  • girl: "I'm an eight black?" council: "you're black" hahahahahaa i spit my tea all over my screen.

    @sarche696@sarche6968 жыл бұрын

    • That makes you british, despite your true origins.

      @kingradovidv4524@kingradovidv45248 жыл бұрын

    • hahahah

      @daraj02@daraj028 жыл бұрын

    • +Icicle Jr "sips tea as reads comment" how did you know?

      @tregast8763@tregast87638 жыл бұрын

    • Klyzm no

      @daraj02@daraj028 жыл бұрын

    • +i'm awesome no you didnt? why bullshit for likes

      @zZMusTtanGZz@zZMusTtanGZz8 жыл бұрын

  • “If your filling out a scholarship, you should not check Asian.” OOF, I felt that

    @noxlupa2996@noxlupa29962 жыл бұрын

    • Although that would probably decrease his chances because the universities discriminate against Asians.

      @SirSX3@SirSX39 ай бұрын

  • “I am 100% Turkish but was born and raised in Germany and my family has been living there for 3 generations” Turkish council: “you’re German” German council: “we will give you the rights of a German and you will be German on paper but we will never fully treat you as such” “I’m 100% Turkish but have blue eyes and blonde hair” German council: “welcome fellow German! Have a free beer on your way out!”

    @ahleenah@ahleenah2 жыл бұрын

    • So siehts aus.

      @adil9332@adil93322 жыл бұрын

    • This is essentially the experience of every non-white immigrant that lives in western or northern Europe.

      @PirateTHESteam1@PirateTHESteam12 жыл бұрын

    • Not right...if you say something against Erdowahn and make vacation in Turkey they send u to prison as a turkish person, cause they don´t "accept" that you are not turkish anymore...and the old-generation changes...there a mor and more nice people in the offices...also it helps if you speak normal, not in Assi-Deutsch or with extra-Accent.Maybe this is only in Cologne...

      @rainerwahnsinn9585@rainerwahnsinn95852 жыл бұрын

    • Turkish people hate us diaspora Turks idk why. My family has entirely assimilated but the family name and ancestry is still Turkish. Despite this, most Turkish people I've talked to don't wanna acknowledge that I'm Turkish.

      @dankfrank728@dankfrank728 Жыл бұрын

    • You're a blonde and blue-eyed turk? Got bad news for you. You ain't turk

      @TrueMakedonia@TrueMakedonia Жыл бұрын

  • "Im half italian" "what do you call your grandma?" "you mean my nonna?" "you're italian"

    @kiarabutera9594@kiarabutera95943 жыл бұрын

    • The council takes into account where you live,I have been considered italian in some places but not others.

      @philipd-c5169@philipd-c51693 жыл бұрын

    • @@philipd-c5169 yeah, if you’re from a small village and you still have family there, then you’re Italian. But if you’re from a big city, then you’re a tourist

      @madamebluebell4597@madamebluebell45973 жыл бұрын

    • Honestly mood. I’m literally like, a 16th Italian so I would never consider myself as such because it feels weird, but nonna is what I’ve always called her, so…

      @ChestersonJack@ChestersonJack2 жыл бұрын

    • I'm Irish and I call my grandmother Nonna, although i think that's just my family, I'm pretty sure most here call their grandmothers either Granny or Mamó.

      @Knudsen_Hernandez@Knudsen_Hernandez2 жыл бұрын

    • Half Italian but I call my grandma Nonna and my last name's "D'Agostini". That's gotta count for something.

      @beclops@beclops2 жыл бұрын

  • As an Asian myself, I can confirm that the Asian council exists.

    @plssub0videos986@plssub0videos9863 жыл бұрын

    • @EnchantingEcho I second!

      @jmerc452@jmerc4523 жыл бұрын

    • I can cofirm that it is true too

      @Cat18364@Cat183643 жыл бұрын

    • As a black person I can confirm the black council exists too

      @Justcatc@Justcatc3 жыл бұрын

    • Lol but only in North America I guess. Majority of the people in Europe are ambiguous, like if you speak French, you're French, unless you're in the super small towns in the south.

      @kleuafflatus@kleuafflatus3 жыл бұрын

    • If a hapa country existed it would basically be run like this lol

      @golgotha3938@golgotha39383 жыл бұрын

  • “Im an 1/8 black,” “your black” I find this hilarious and true

    @squid8990@squid89902 жыл бұрын

    • *I'm *you're

      @popolekupasupport2246@popolekupasupport22462 жыл бұрын

    • @@popolekupasupport2246 shut up

      @rubub8455@rubub84552 жыл бұрын

  • As a Hispanic with a black grandma, I can say that in my experience, the black community does not view you as black if you're not at least half, or outwardly black. Heck, even if you were half, but lightskin, they might still not view you as black.

    @TachibanaTengoku@TachibanaTengoku2 жыл бұрын

    • In a lot of communities, a lighter skinned mixed can be deemed “black” based on their level of ghetto mannerism and use of street knowledge.

      @cameronbrigham@cameronbrigham2 жыл бұрын

    • I'm half black but with light enough skin to pass for white if I cover up my 3b/c hair, and I haven't been to a Black affinity group in years because everyone will glare at me if I open my mouth in the slightest. For a lot of half black people, you're treated as either 100% black or not black at all.

      @dangernoodledee111@dangernoodledee111 Жыл бұрын

    • The one-drop rule is a legal principle of racial classification that was prominent in the 20th-century United States. It asserted that any person with even one ancestor of black ancestry ("one drop" of "black blood") is considered black (Negro or colored in historical terms). HOWEVER, people in many other countries have tended to treat race less rigidly, both in their self-identification and how they regard others. Just as a person with physically recognizable African ancestry can claim to be black in the United States, someone with recognizable Caucasian ancestry may be considered white in Brazil, even if mixed race. According to Jose Neinstein, a native white Brazilian and executive director of the Brazilian-American Cultural Institute in Washington, in the United States, "If you are not quite white, then you are black." However, in Brazil, "If you are not quite black, then you are white." Neinstein recalls talking with a man of Poitier's complexion when in Brazil: "We were discussing ethnicity, and I asked him, 'What do you think about this from your perspective as a black man?' He turned his head to me and said, 'I'm not black,' ... It simply paralyzed me. I couldn't ask another question."

      @ey5373@ey5373 Жыл бұрын

    • @@ey5373 As all of humanity stems from Africa, can I now claim to be "legally black"?

      @martinfiedler4317@martinfiedler4317 Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@ey5373 the whole world treats races identically. They call you the one you look more alike

      @asbest2092@asbest2092 Жыл бұрын

  • "But we will silently judge you" understatement of the century.

    @kimihitothegreat6396@kimihitothegreat63964 жыл бұрын

    • As a Asian in real life, 我觉得这是真的。(I believe this is so true)

      @CoronaVirus-kd9gv@CoronaVirus-kd9gv4 жыл бұрын

    • Corona Virus 我相信大家都會 😂

      @gracecheng2006@gracecheng20064 жыл бұрын

    • More of an overstatement, considering how loud and annoying those race-warriors get

      @wessltov@wessltov4 жыл бұрын

    • Im half and I swear the lady at the kimbap place has vendetta against me or something

      @willowisp1376@willowisp13764 жыл бұрын

  • The end is so fucking hilarious

    @CrowHousePress@CrowHousePress7 жыл бұрын

    • Right! 😂

      @8673350@86733507 жыл бұрын

    • chelsea moniq

      @griffinsantos3712@griffinsantos37127 жыл бұрын

    • Griffin Santos ?

      @8673350@86733507 жыл бұрын

    • chelsea monique

      @CrowHousePress@CrowHousePress7 жыл бұрын

    • Griffin Santos

      @CrowHousePress@CrowHousePress7 жыл бұрын

  • "I’m a quarter Irish." "Have you been hit by the wooden spoon?" "Yes… don’t remind me please…" "You’re Irish!"

    @thebakalord@thebakalord Жыл бұрын

    • "How much can you drink?" "How much time do I have?"

      @orboobleck5366@orboobleck5366 Жыл бұрын

    • I have Irish parents, have lived in Ireland my whole life and was baptised Catholic, but the internet has made me question if my family is actually WASP in disguise.

      @morbidsearch@morbidsearch Жыл бұрын

  • I’m quite insecure about being 1/2 Asian/Japanese because I think I’m not “Asian enough” mostly because I am quite white passing. It’s sweet that 1/4 Asian person is being reassured that they belong up there, it makes me feel like my identity and experiences deserve to be respected.

    @Bill-Watterson@Bill-Watterson Жыл бұрын

    • Im a quarter Asian and YOU think you’re not Asian enough? 💀

      @xyeB@xyeB Жыл бұрын

    • @@xyeB lol yeah it’s a bit silly but I’m really white passing and more familiar with American culture than Japan’s which makes me very insecure 💀 Maybe it’s a bit insensitive to say that idk. But when people fetishise being Asian (especially East Asian) it’s a bit hard to bring up you’re 1/2 Asian when you look Caucasian and white as snow

      @Bill-Watterson@Bill-Watterson Жыл бұрын

    • @@Bill-Watterson You are Asian enough. Never let anyone or anything make you think any differently.

      @Joe-ix5hj@Joe-ix5hj Жыл бұрын

    • Yeah being mixed race is a double edge sword you want to appreciate both your families culture and ethic identity's but when one person makes a comment that you don't look like this or you were born in so in so country it creates insecurity and identity issues I'm Irish but I'm also black and latina I know nothing about black culture the irony is I actually was excited to learn African culture but I bet the people there won't see me as 'african' I'm to dark to be Irish even it's my grandfather's last name and I wanted to celebrate it but I heard some Irish people don't consider Irish American's True Irish So I'll just settle with my latina Culture it's the only thing I got left .

      @sullymd1@sullymd17 ай бұрын

    • well, obviously they do. Might be cliché, but that gives you an unique perspective that few people have and many might fight interesting. Now what you do with that depends on you :P

      @Yautah@Yautah7 ай бұрын

  • "I'm a 1/500 Filipino that made it into international news coverage." "You're Filipino."

    @supahstrike77@supahstrike773 жыл бұрын

    • 💀💀💀 ppl be like that sometimes

      @thesparks00@thesparks002 жыл бұрын

    • Dead hungry for foreigners validation .... shame

      @mechanikalbull5626@mechanikalbull56262 жыл бұрын

    • @@mechanikalbull5626 They just hungry period bruh

      @gummy5862@gummy58622 жыл бұрын

    • It feels embarassing at this point. But being one is fun actually

      @im_a_hooman3599@im_a_hooman35992 жыл бұрын

    • @@mechanikalbull5626 bruh we're also hungry literally

      @kirinotosaki9004@kirinotosaki90042 жыл бұрын

  • "i grew up in Indonesia but not born there" "you're not Indonesian" "but i'm famous?" "okay, you're a golden child of our country and people, here's the flag"

    @luthfihar3211@luthfihar32113 жыл бұрын

    • same goes to malaysian

      @asmerX100@asmerX1003 жыл бұрын

    • Exactly like in the Philippines lmfao

      @wanitooo@wanitooo3 жыл бұрын

    • @@wanitooo the three over proud bois, nice

      @luthfihar3211@luthfihar32113 жыл бұрын

    • @@luthfihar3211 Maphilindo gang represent

      @wanitooo@wanitooo3 жыл бұрын

    • @@wanitooo exactly the term Pinoy pride is overused to the point it's making me cringe sometimes 🤣

      @sittiesheika7483@sittiesheika74833 жыл бұрын

  • Obviously still a great video, but as a history major I'd like to add that I love how they made it seem almost like a court proceeding, drawing parallels to the US's historic past of trying to legally define race to maintain the ability to enslave or discriminate against black people. Also, DNA tests that tell you what country you're from are based on what specific genes they notice in your DNA that often belong to specific groups, and the percentages they give aren't based on your actual heritage. That's how both my mom and my aunt got different results and percentages on ancestry despite the website still confirming that they were sisters from the same mother and father.

    @failedartguy@failedartguy2 жыл бұрын

    • That makes sense. While your mum and aunt have the same set of parents, they'll have got their own grab-bag of genetics. We may get mathematical about heritage, but genes don't work mathematically.

      @rachelfox8108@rachelfox81088 ай бұрын

  • The 1/8 black lady at the end: "But I was raised by the white side of my family." "Never mind, never show your face here again."

    @NoriMori1992@NoriMori19927 ай бұрын

  • As an Asian we can confirm that the Council does exist as a cohesive hive-mind that all Asians can access

    @Altsncro@Altsncro2 жыл бұрын

    • You weren’t supposed to tell this secret! At least you didn’t say the real reason why we all (REDACTED)

      @alexandersmall7380@alexandersmall73802 жыл бұрын

    • @@alexandersmall7380 dude you’re letting everyone know that there’s a secret [REDACTED]

      @wilsoniothegreat6162@wilsoniothegreat61622 жыл бұрын

    • @@wilsoniothegreat6162 Don't worry the [REDACTED] has someone who is in charge of this who covers up any mention of [REDACTED]

      @alexandersmall7380@alexandersmall73802 жыл бұрын

    • @@alexandersmall7380 people are gonna wonder what (REDACTED) is but I’ll trust you about it

      @wilsoniothegreat6162@wilsoniothegreat61622 жыл бұрын

    • So, kinda like Sybill System, yes? And those quarter but more than a sixteenth Asians will get Dominator Paralyzer Mode, while those less than a sixteenth gets the Lethal Mode?

      @kishitendou5492@kishitendou54922 жыл бұрын

  • In my head canon, the council made the conscious decision to make Zach they’re main speaker. They feared a full Asian would make the rulings seem harsh and a quarter Asian wouldn’t be taken seriously.

    @robs.1868@robs.18682 жыл бұрын

    • I was thinking the same thing; then I just remembered that the concept is that it’s the MIXED Asian Heritage council which makes even more sense

      @jaywhite1796@jaywhite17962 жыл бұрын

    • Also Zach is a good spokesperson

      @iv9753@iv97532 жыл бұрын

    • @@iv9753 Apart from the whole TidePods thing.

      @Tao_Tology@Tao_Tology2 жыл бұрын

    • that makes sense

      @TheBritishCigarette09@TheBritishCigarette09 Жыл бұрын

    • this is literally my friend group

      @supermarketone@supermarketone Жыл бұрын

  • any one else here from that last Atlanta episode? lol

    @toddwebb7894@toddwebb78942 жыл бұрын

    • That's what I immediately thought of yeah.

      @rexappleby4731@rexappleby47312 жыл бұрын

  • Love the skit. Would love to see more from the Asian Council 😁

    @dianeong9253@dianeong9253 Жыл бұрын

  • “I’m 1/16 Scottish.” “Have you ever hit an Englishman in the head with a lamb leg bone while drunk?” “Yes.” “You are 200% Scottish

    @atticusv668@atticusv6683 жыл бұрын

    • Yes.

      @goldnpiggyboi@goldnpiggyboi3 жыл бұрын

    • ...I am both confused and intrigued, but also afraid.

      @screamingeternally6372@screamingeternally63723 жыл бұрын

    • This is impossible, the entire Scottish council would be too inebriated to speak properly

      @wowzadude6773@wowzadude67733 жыл бұрын

    • @@wowzadude6773 Don’t worry, they have translators on sight (also known as the Welsh)

      @atticusv668@atticusv6683 жыл бұрын

    • uhh, is this a scottish thing..?

      @cecilia6972@cecilia69723 жыл бұрын

  • Serbian council: "Wait, Im not-" "YES, IS SERBIAN. NEXT"

    @jezzaboi2168@jezzaboi21684 жыл бұрын

    • kosovo be like

      @noodles7193@noodles71933 жыл бұрын

    • Is it a territorial expansion joke, or..?

      @chrisrebert9271@chrisrebert92713 жыл бұрын

    • @@chrisrebert9271 Yes. Bosnia is Serbia. Croatia is Serbia. Macedonia? YOU MEAN SOUTH SERBIA SHUT UP

      @dorkmax7073@dorkmax70733 жыл бұрын

    • Serbian council: *points to map of Europe* ALL SERBIA!!!

      @douglasfreer@douglasfreer3 жыл бұрын

    • me: uhhhhh im polish serbian council: slav? you're serbian

      @juniorcrusher2245@juniorcrusher22453 жыл бұрын

  • Black council on light skinned folks: In terms of struggles we will come to your defense but will severely judge you if you are in an environment over other much darker blacks. You also have access to the N word but only in front of whites. If you become rich and famous we will 100% accept you on the condition we get to talk about you while getting our hair done. How do you plead? Defendant: Does it matter? Black council: You're black.

    @TheRealFollower@TheRealFollower2 жыл бұрын

    • STOP UR KILLING ME LOL

      @darryljack6612@darryljack66122 жыл бұрын

    • One drop rule is still mainly pushed by blacks, and they do claim Megan. They claim anyone that "looks" mildly black. Take for instance Eartha Kit daughter, before her nose job "black" after nose job "white." Her DNA didn't change, just blacks who claimed her stance did. Looks matter over actual blood. Which is why Cardi B can get by with the "supposedly" bad slur (nword) yet apologized over a fucking hairstyle.

      @patricew.4010@patricew.4010 Жыл бұрын

  • Quarter Korean here. I can definitely relate to that red hair girl 😭😭😭

    @M00nst0ne@M00nst0ne2 жыл бұрын

  • I’m a quarter Korean and they nailed the amount of uncertainty the girl on the council has 😂

    @vidaphotography4073@vidaphotography40733 жыл бұрын

    • Same! I'm a quarter Chinese, but I don't really *look* it?? I can speak Mandarin, but my (half Asian) mom doesn't. My little sister looks f u l l Asian, buuuttt

      @samuraix558@samuraix5583 жыл бұрын

    • I thought you were Starbucks

      @tangyorange3463@tangyorange34633 жыл бұрын

    • Im 1/5 korean-chinese i can speak a little korean only..and i look a little asian but you cant rlly say im asian by looking at me..at the other side everyone says my little brother look most asian

      @ItzMits_@ItzMits_3 жыл бұрын

    • ​@@ItzMits_ I'm definitely more white passing, so I feel weird flexing the Asian card, but I look Asian enough for confused people to ask me about my ethnicity lol

      @vidaphotography4073@vidaphotography40733 жыл бұрын

    • @@ItzMits_ sorry, just curious, how can you be 1/5 anything?

      @rebekahmontesdeoca565@rebekahmontesdeoca5653 жыл бұрын

  • When you fall under that 1/4 and you relate to the whole "should I even be here" thing

    @danasheehan6633@danasheehan66337 жыл бұрын

    • yeah that part was too relatable

      @lani4552@lani45527 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah, I relate too

      @kgkpink@kgkpink6 жыл бұрын

    • JOHN EGBERT

      @CubedCubone@CubedCubone6 жыл бұрын

    • Exactly... Especially if 3/4 White.

      @user-id6kf7fd9k@user-id6kf7fd9k6 жыл бұрын

    • Yassssss

      @sophieliebman1105@sophieliebman11056 жыл бұрын

  • As someone who's 1/4 South Asian (and 3/4 white) I relate way too much to the 1/4 Asian girl getting self conscious about being on the council. Like sometimes I feel like I'm not South Asian enough to say that I am, but I'm also not white enough to say I'm white cause everyone says I look more Indian than white. Luckily the others reassuring her that she belongs there is also very accurate in my experience so that's nice

    @ezrenficker4502@ezrenficker45028 ай бұрын

  • Unsure if Atlanta just straight up copied this or if one of you guys were on the writing team

    @baldwinfilms@baldwinfilms8 ай бұрын

    • I thought the EXACT same thing! I went into the comments to see if I was alone! It's almost 1 to 1...

      @stfn4472@stfn44728 ай бұрын

  • The black council one is so accurate and has me rolling

    @jewelhelligar4013@jewelhelligar40135 жыл бұрын

    • The use of present tense makes me think you haven't stopped rolling in 11 months. Are you okay?

      @Zzyzzyzzs@Zzyzzyzzs4 жыл бұрын

    • @@Zzyzzyzzs it would appear not

      @ggar@ggar4 жыл бұрын

    • To be honest it would be more accurate with white people on the bench. They never let that s go (i.e Megan Merkle)

      @izaiahthomas1939@izaiahthomas19394 жыл бұрын

    • @@Zzyzzyzzs legend says he is still rolling to this date

      @ChadEditorZ@ChadEditorZ4 жыл бұрын

    • She still prolly should say the n word

      @summerallday8102@summerallday81024 жыл бұрын

  • Genetics can be weird for mixed people. My niece is an eighth Korean and she could pass for half, unlike her father who doesn't look like he as a drop of Asian blood despite being a fourth.

    @kendra9002@kendra90026 жыл бұрын

    • Many quarter Asians don't look Asian. Like Chessy Prout, (she was the girl who was in the boarding school sexual assault case that made national news a few years ago and she came forward earlier this year after she got sick and tired of being portrayed as a nameless vitcim and wrote a memoir of her experience) you probably couldn't tell just by looking at her that she's 25% Japanese due to the fact that she has blonde hair and blue eyes and pretty much looks white but her mom's white and her dad's half Japanese.

      @elisabethheiman2104@elisabethheiman21045 жыл бұрын

    • There was this half japanese kid at my summer camp who looked 100% white, just with dark hair and eyes

      @siriuslydont@siriuslydont5 жыл бұрын

    • Ganda Gandara Filipinos don’t count. Your ancestry is Austro-Polynesian and/or Caucasian. Philippians are more likely to look black or white than Asian. Well, they used to. Due to excessive migration in the past centuries, that might have changed drastically. I mean there are white people everywhere in the past half millennia. And the Chinese are migrating like flies. As for Philippine asians, they are relatively new. You guys aren’t even Asian. Only called as such cuz of the regional naming. And also people being uneducated. And yes, the English word for Filipino (citizens of Felipe or Philip anglicized) is Philippian. Yes, similar to that city state in Greece which is named Filippo which is Philip anglicized. Remember, the South East of Asia was once named East Indies. You could’ve been called Indians. So why do you call yourselves Asians, I would never know. I always say islanders but I would be corrected by ignorant people who have no idea what they’re talking about. Even would say that they aren’t American nor Spanish. Which is especially weird considering it hasn’t even been 100 years since Americans left and for the longest time, was a Spanish colony. The other nations surrounding that country know their culture now and integrated English or French or Dutch. Not the Philippines though. Weird. Terminology aside and back to biology, there’s a reason why some quarter look more or less the other and it’s due to genetic skipping. Some dominant genes go dormant and the recessive ones become the more dominant and that generation will have more dominant recessive genes than the dominant ones. But when they have a kid, their offsprings won’t look like the parents but their grandparents (dominant genes are more dominant again).

      @wanderingbufoon@wanderingbufoon5 жыл бұрын

    • oh gusano I'm half middle eastern and I am white af. My father wasn't, he was very dark. Genes don't always seem to like the way we categorize things it seems.

      @wschippr1@wschippr15 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah, it's mostly random. Check out interracial couples who get twins. In the most extreme cases, one twin can look completely white and the other completely black.

      @TarjeiElias@TarjeiElias5 жыл бұрын

  • The end of this sketch was PERFECT!

    @jaybeeme@jaybeeme8 ай бұрын

  • I’m totally 100% white but also my dad grew up in Hong Kong and before that my grandparents had lived there for many many years and ny grandad was born in China! Plus I’ve been to Hong Kong 3 times! So I’m in this weird space of having no claim to being Asian at all, but having a connection to Hong Kong and having family traditions linked to it and shit!

    @alicesophie123@alicesophie123 Жыл бұрын

  • This is extremely accurate, especially that ending.

    @Play_Dreams@Play_Dreams8 жыл бұрын

    • +Joshua Hernandez an extremely accurate what?

      @benjoleo@benjoleo8 жыл бұрын

    • +Joshua Hernandez Are you the Joshua Hernandez I know? I swear to God. If so, then hola!

      @JohnDoe-in9ni@JohnDoe-in9ni8 жыл бұрын

    • +Kyle Scott that's racist.

      @morganmememachine466@morganmememachine4668 жыл бұрын

    • You know what makes me annoyed? That eastern Asian countries AREN'T all of the countries in Asia. There's the Indian Subcontinent and South East Asia, and the Middle East. We're never recognised (the brown Indians) despite doing as well as these Chinese, Japenese and Korean etc.

      @unconcernedperson87@unconcernedperson878 жыл бұрын

    • +Concerned Person it's obviously because Indians look way different compared to East Asians... Japanese/Chinese/Koreans all become classified as Asians and people can hardly tell them apart unless you're one of them. Indians get their own label because they're much more easily distinguishable. And 'Asian' itself don't mean much other than continent labeling -.-

      @theunknownbeing7@theunknownbeing78 жыл бұрын

  • Rose got more lines on this 3 minute video than the entire Rise of Skywalker

    @talon310calif@talon310calif4 жыл бұрын

    • They replaced her with a slug.

      @packr72@packr724 жыл бұрын

    • Omega lol.

      @anarchyandempires5452@anarchyandempires54524 жыл бұрын

    • packr72 oh I couldn’t tell

      @eugeniawong249@eugeniawong2494 жыл бұрын

    • Lmfao

      @Xumal@Xumal4 жыл бұрын

    • Good. Glad she didn't do much. Was just about the best thing in the movie

      @kennygudz9326@kennygudz93264 жыл бұрын

  • Is this where Donald Glover got inspiration for that Atlanta episode?

    @SidCudi_@SidCudi_ Жыл бұрын

    • I’m wondering this as well

      @chellio6463@chellio6463 Жыл бұрын

    • I thought the same.

      @B3RS3RK3R2323@B3RS3RK3R2323 Жыл бұрын

  • As someone 1/8th filipino, this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen. It’s not even funny it’s just accurate.

    @internaut9820@internaut98202 жыл бұрын

  • The day i found out i wasnt asian was when some dude at my sushi place gave me a spoon

    @subforgrandmachallenge4661@subforgrandmachallenge46615 жыл бұрын

    • Oh ew, at least they should give a fork lmao

      @ARedVelvetBunnie@ARedVelvetBunnie5 жыл бұрын

    • yeah but you need it for miso soup

      @nicolasdanan8182@nicolasdanan81825 жыл бұрын

    • @@nicolasdanan8182 not neccessarily, when I went to Japan we drank straight from the bowl

      @beepmeep3258@beepmeep32585 жыл бұрын

    • @@nicolasdanan8182 *gasp* how dare you! We don't need a spoon, we drink it straight from the bowl!

      @amyartlover@amyartlover5 жыл бұрын

    • From what I gathered miso soups are meant to be drank straight from the bowl while possibly stirring it with your chopsticks.

      @jerdasaurusrex557@jerdasaurusrex5575 жыл бұрын

  • "I am italian because my grandparents were from Italy" "You're american"

    @Deinos30@Deinos304 жыл бұрын

    • Italian Americans are a thing though so you can be both.

      @scribliez@scribliez4 жыл бұрын

    • @@scribliez Yeah but you can't go around calling yourself Italian when you don't speak the language, don't know the actual culture or history and don't even know where the country is located on the map. Despite what a lot of people may think there is not really such thing as "genetically Italian", during 2000 years of history we mixed with everyone, it's the culture that defines us.

      @Deinos30@Deinos304 жыл бұрын

    • Cant be Italian if you put cheese with seafood

      @DantalianTheWise@DantalianTheWise4 жыл бұрын

    • If you're a plumber you can say you are Italian...

      @bernardocoto8519@bernardocoto85194 жыл бұрын

    • @@bernardocoto8519 Only after you save at least one princess

      @Deinos30@Deinos304 жыл бұрын

  • This just reminds me of my friends going “wait what you’re japanese???” All shocked because i apparently look *very* white

    @starlightpastel279@starlightpastel2799 ай бұрын

  • haha Atlanta just did an episode exactly like this

    @wolfhaley4926@wolfhaley49262 жыл бұрын

  • Please make a "Are you black enough?" video!

    @BattlefrontZero@BattlefrontZero8 жыл бұрын

    • +BattlefrontZero they did. it's at the end.

      @SicInPrincipio@SicInPrincipio8 жыл бұрын

    • +BattlefrontZero It wasn't a very long one.

      @123455thatguy@123455thatguy8 жыл бұрын

    • +BattlefrontZero they should make a series of 3 videos with this, at least!

      @julhho@julhho8 жыл бұрын

    • +BattlefrontZero the ending was perfect though hahaha

      @JordanLink1@JordanLink18 жыл бұрын

    • +Dylan Crotzer Meh, lets them, see if they say "this is offensive"

      @deadlyattacker@deadlyattacker8 жыл бұрын

  • Shoutout to CollegeHumor for giving Kelly Marie Tran more lines than J.J. Abrams

    @theshortestcharles6886@theshortestcharles68864 жыл бұрын

    • A sad truth.

      @kpods1116@kpods11163 жыл бұрын

    • Oh she have the same family name as me

      @transontung1932@transontung19323 жыл бұрын

    • Damn bro

      @JustYoni7@JustYoni73 жыл бұрын

    • Period

      @jackbinkleymusic@jackbinkleymusic3 жыл бұрын

    • Still less annoying than the last jedi

      @redhood7650@redhood76503 жыл бұрын

  • I'm 50% Scottish. Born and raised in Scotland to a Scottish parent and an immigrant parent. I've only ever lived in Scotland and - UK immigration control: "Hmmm sounds fishy, deported"

    @MrFallingcats@MrFallingcats2 жыл бұрын

  • I am in medical school & especially for Social Work. I found this quite hilarious because of the stereotypes in a more comedical and honest way. It is funny, please let me know if I can help your channel out

    @akirajackson5998@akirajackson59982 жыл бұрын

  • "i'm 1/576 estonian" "well, clearly that's not-" "i'm also a celebrity" "congratulations, you're on the list of 10 Celebrities You Didn't Know Were Estonian, here's your flag, rye bread and we'll see you at Laulupidu"

    @sugaredoleander409@sugaredoleander4094 жыл бұрын

    • How did you get 1/576?

      @ivanarcheous4731@ivanarcheous47313 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣

      @kumuschannel7136@kumuschannel71363 жыл бұрын

    • Yerin & Yeseo Fan sigh... i know it’s a joke but I’m an American who knows at least a little about other countries, and I hate that most people don’t, you know?

      @hirandompeopled4968@hirandompeopled49683 жыл бұрын

    • 'the short list'

      @tarielkaroldan5903@tarielkaroldan59033 жыл бұрын

    • Yerin & Yeseo Fan Where u get, e-stoned

      @SleepyCinnamon@SleepyCinnamon3 жыл бұрын

  • I'm 1/2 Mongolian, does that make me Mongolian enough to conquer the known world?

    @josh_final@josh_final3 жыл бұрын

    • Yes but you will be silently judged

      @yourmorningcupofcoffee4313@yourmorningcupofcoffee43133 жыл бұрын

    • Not with that attitude

      @aidanmuller3358@aidanmuller33583 жыл бұрын

    • depends if u can do throat sing

      @farikkun1841@farikkun18413 жыл бұрын

    • Yes, since Chingis Khagan himself was 1/2 Mongolian (his mom was Turkic).

      @rasnac@rasnac3 жыл бұрын

    • You are Mongolian enough to attempt to conquer the known world, but not Mongolian enough to succeed.

      @MrAsianSwagger@MrAsianSwagger3 жыл бұрын

  • "I am 100% Korean but I don't like spicy food." "You are Japanese"

    @budlebodle2171@budlebodle2171 Жыл бұрын

  • S3E9 of atlanta heavily borrowed from this skit 😂😂

    @trheekim@trheekim Жыл бұрын

  • They should make a sequel but with gays and lesbians *woman approaches a panel of women* "I've had a few sexual experiences with women but I'm dating a man" "Okay so you can call yourself lesbian as a joke, maybe, but don't do it too much, and you can't come to this lesbian social event. Also you can listen to Melissa Ethridge but you'll never _really_ understand her okay?" *man approaches a panel of men* "I saw a guy once and I thought he looked cute" *"YOU'RE GAY."*

    @snakeboy7963@snakeboy79635 жыл бұрын

    • LOL, perfect.

      @unnamedtheanonymous763@unnamedtheanonymous7635 жыл бұрын

    • YES PLEASE

      @mythellaneous2082@mythellaneous20825 жыл бұрын

    • I'm bi tho

      @amyartlover@amyartlover5 жыл бұрын

    • I’m here to claim my judgement: Starting sentence: I have never had a crush on a boy but have only liked 2 girls in my life. Response? (Hint hint: you don’t gotta (; )

      @microbialdoormat@microbialdoormat5 жыл бұрын

    • @@microbialdoormat ok, so have you ever thought a guy is attractive? Even a little? If so, you can say you are bisexual if not you can say you're gay

      @amyartlover@amyartlover5 жыл бұрын

  • “I am 100% ethnically korean and I was born and mostly raised in korea but I lived abroad for a few years” Koreans in korea: “You’re not _completely_ korean” people actually say this

    @jwl00066@jwl000663 жыл бұрын

    • Ye nah hmmmmm....maybe? Nahhhhh (All jokes aside, it's really about mentality and overall 'behavior')

      @sophtware_slump@sophtware_slump2 жыл бұрын

    • hahaha yeah I agree, although I have to say it's easier for guys, as long as you served in the ROK army, society will accept you as a Korean.

      @tae-whankim9821@tae-whankim98212 жыл бұрын

    • They have a word for people like that: “Gyopo.” Means you were born and raised in Korea, but moved elsewhere and became “less Korean” during your time abroad. Thus you are not considered an “actual” Korean. I would know, since I’m a Gyopo myself :)

      @okmangeez@okmangeez2 жыл бұрын

    • 💀💀💀 this is so discriminatory and for what? 💀💀💀

      @thesparks00@thesparks002 жыл бұрын

    • @@thesparks00 Because Korea is very homogenous and holds fairly conservative views when it comes to foreigners, even Korean foreigners.

      @okmangeez@okmangeez2 жыл бұрын

  • as a full asian, i gotta go serve on the council every few years its annoying, but it was either this or jury duty

    @somepepperonyoutube8374@somepepperonyoutube83748 ай бұрын

  • Atlanta def "took inspiration" from this

    @marsaint@marsaint Жыл бұрын

    • exactly why i clicked on this video

      @nmrubeck@nmrubeck Жыл бұрын

  • We're all black if you go far enough.

    @SuperJoshuaAguilar@SuperJoshuaAguilar8 жыл бұрын

    • we are all plankton if you go even further.

      @SebastianHaban@SebastianHaban8 жыл бұрын

    • ***** We're all God. BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

      @SuperJoshuaAguilar@SuperJoshuaAguilar8 жыл бұрын

    • Even modern black people were different from them, though.

      @UshioKiss@UshioKiss8 жыл бұрын

    • UshioKiss WE'RE ALL BLACK IF YOU GO FAR ENOUGH. *Intense stare*

      @SuperJoshuaAguilar@SuperJoshuaAguilar8 жыл бұрын

    • SuperJoshuaAguilar okay I have nothing witty to say :'(

      @UshioKiss@UshioKiss8 жыл бұрын

  • "My great great grandfather was Irish" Americans: You're Irish Irish: No you're not

    @jean-louisecarroll2447@jean-louisecarroll24473 жыл бұрын

    • @@aperson8473 "Certainly you're father would be irish but your children? 1/16th. That's nothing, that's like half a slice pizza. That's not even a snack"

      @jean-louisecarroll2447@jean-louisecarroll24473 жыл бұрын

    • @@aperson8473 No you are not irish enough to act superior, however you are irish enough to be annoyed by the stereotypical leprechaun costumes. Just don't like.. make a big deal out of it or you'll embarrass yourself

      @jean-louisecarroll2447@jean-louisecarroll24473 жыл бұрын

    • My grandmother and grandfather came over to America because he had a bullet in his stomach from a British soldier?

      @Mothman1992@Mothman19923 жыл бұрын

    • @@jean-louisecarroll2447 can I be annoyed that they're depicting leprechauns as tiny when they're theb largest of the fair folk?

      @Mothman1992@Mothman19923 жыл бұрын

    • You've no idea how much Irish people hate Americans calling themselves Irish.

      @RaptureInRed@RaptureInRed3 жыл бұрын

  • Why does the 1/8 look more Asian than the quarter one? 😂 Also, I’m a quarter Filipino and I’ve received enough confirmation to know that yes, we are in fact “Asian enough” and deserve a place on the counsel lol

    @Unqualifiedmedicalperson@Unqualifiedmedicalperson Жыл бұрын

    • Your eyesight is bad

      @xyeB@xyeB Жыл бұрын

    • @@xyeB No, yours. I concur with Not A Doctor that Trapp looks more Asian than the quarter Asian girl.

      @Joe-ix5hj@Joe-ix5hj Жыл бұрын

  • Ummmm did Atlanta steal from this? Or is there an older origin of this theme/style?

    @lukedemaine9127@lukedemaine9127 Жыл бұрын

    • wondering the same thing

      @devynfuriosi6612@devynfuriosi6612 Жыл бұрын

  • The title already made me think of the comments section..

    @OptrixTV@OptrixTV8 жыл бұрын

    • Yup

      @LordVader1094@LordVader10948 жыл бұрын

    • +Ringcory sunshine and rainbows?

      @oranjizer@oranjizer8 жыл бұрын

    • +Ringcory The youtube comment section, A.K.A the cesspool of the internet

      @larry4775@larry47758 жыл бұрын

    • +Ringcory Indians are Asian!

      @DjRuccy@DjRuccy8 жыл бұрын

    • Dj Ruccy True, India is in Asia, but does that mean..... Russians are asians?

      @larry4775@larry47758 жыл бұрын

  • If watermelons are 92% water and I walk on watermelons, *that must mean I'm 92% jesus*

    @eiry7746@eiry77467 жыл бұрын

    • If Ice is 100% water and I can walk on Ice, that must mean I'm 100% Jesus

      @sevenbillion2521@sevenbillion25217 жыл бұрын

    • Shut up. That joke is dead.

      @TheNja09@TheNja097 жыл бұрын

    • If this joke has been used 92% more times that it should... You must be 100% annoying.

      @anemonam3632@anemonam36327 жыл бұрын

    • ahh...hmmm....yeah i guess that checks out

      @bulletproofKevlar@bulletproofKevlar7 жыл бұрын

    • International Snowman I already made that joke.

      @sevenbillion2521@sevenbillion25217 жыл бұрын

  • Still love this video

    @NegaPreto_@NegaPreto_8 ай бұрын

  • This reminds me of the Atlanta episode. They were way tougher on deciding who go black a scholarship lol

    @tom4150@tom4150 Жыл бұрын

  • I'm half Asian but born in the US, I request to have my trial soon for what I can and can't do

    @byakuyatogami2905@byakuyatogami29057 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr been waiting here reading the guidelines its 5 pages long and this is the introduction of the laws smh lol.

      @NightKnight200@NightKnight2007 жыл бұрын

    • Well I am Asian technically I am Pakistani

      @munsif55angrybirds@munsif55angrybirds7 жыл бұрын

    • +Rapeshot Oh dude you are gonna be elbows deep in paperwork

      @dantewhingates4300@dantewhingates43007 жыл бұрын

    • Hi yah so I'm full Asian, but adopted and raised by white/italian parents in America. When will I need to attend my trial so I know what I can and can't do?

      @hoperisnear@hoperisnear7 жыл бұрын

    • +A Plumeri Oh yeah you should be fine if it's anything like the Hispanic tribunals

      @dantewhingates4300@dantewhingates43007 жыл бұрын

  • I'm 70% water

    @shrulez8881@shrulez88818 жыл бұрын

    • Ur water

      @anassbai3840@anassbai38408 жыл бұрын

    • +Sean Healy OMG NO WAY ME TOO

      @xFishNinjax@xFishNinjax8 жыл бұрын

    • +Sven Kruiswijk NO WAY!!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE :D

      @adrimm@adrimm8 жыл бұрын

    • +Sean Healy OMG!!!! I thought I was the only one *-*

      @liminalentities4899@liminalentities48998 жыл бұрын

    • I'm a sperm

      @frankuson3960@frankuson39608 жыл бұрын

  • I love this episode of Atlanta.

    @RagnarokMic@RagnarokMic Жыл бұрын

  • Even after all these years this is still a powerful video in the last few seconds of the sketch making its point that the video was leading to comedy yes but a great truth pointed out.

    @sujisuninja7@sujisuninja710 ай бұрын

  • OH MY GOD THAT'S ROSE FROM STAR WARS!!!

    @mikeymegamega@mikeymegamega6 жыл бұрын

    • mikeymegamega exactly my reaction!\

      @legofans100@legofans1006 жыл бұрын

    • yay! worse character than jar jar binks!

      @seaweed8rain@seaweed8rain6 жыл бұрын

    • Rayhan Abrar uhhh that's a long stretch. She was in some unfortunate scenes but as a character she's definitely more likable than Jar Jar

      @EmoElmo007@EmoElmo0076 жыл бұрын

    • Emo Elmo er... u mean when she inexplicably trashed Finn’s speeder on planet Crait? Nah, she’s def worse than Jar Jar.

      @legofans100@legofans1006 жыл бұрын

    • IAP 2.0 it’s Christmas break, everyone’s on KZhead searching for random videos to comment on.

      @legofans100@legofans1006 жыл бұрын

  • That moment when you are full Asian but you don't "look Asian enough" because the Filipino is a hot mess of Spanish, Chinese, and American mixed with actual Filipino.

    @nataterraturzelle8584@nataterraturzelle85844 жыл бұрын

    • Just be proud of who you are.

      @somebodythatyouveusedtokno9604@somebodythatyouveusedtokno96044 жыл бұрын

    • @@somebodythatyouveusedtokno9604 You feel more dysphoric about it though when you were born and raised in another country, don't speak Filipino and only went to the Phils twice in your life

      @FlowerEmblem@FlowerEmblem3 жыл бұрын

    • @@FlowerEmblem Na iintindihan mo ba ako? Filipino po ako hindi po ako nag tatangap na ako ay filipino If you dont know what Im saying its because im speaking filipino. Im filipino

      @somebodythatyouveusedtokno9604@somebodythatyouveusedtokno96043 жыл бұрын

    • @@somebodythatyouveusedtokno9604 I don't understand the point of your comment. You say "be proud of who you are" and contradictingly you're implying your assertation of being "more filipino" because of language? That's exactly what I mean by dysphoria in ethnicity. Please don't say things if you don't mean them.

      @FlowerEmblem@FlowerEmblem3 жыл бұрын

    • @@FlowerEmblem what are you even saying at the first place? All I can understand from your first reply is your saying that Im not filipino at the first place by saying "Can't speak filipino, I Only visited the philippines for 2 times. Ironically I am One if that's not your point then you're very misleading

      @somebodythatyouveusedtokno9604@somebodythatyouveusedtokno96043 жыл бұрын

  • my great grandfather was chinese. I legit explain my asian lineage the same way the council described. I'll only say I have asian heritage when others ask if I am but I wouldnt be the one to bring it up

    @SuperSweetyblue@SuperSweetyblue2 жыл бұрын

  • I was called 'not Asian enough' in the US the first time I went there when I was 20, because I was born and raised in China. I am not quite so sure how more Asian should I be, lol.

    @brianlabarthe8511@brianlabarthe8511 Жыл бұрын

  • My friend's has a lot of Asian in her She's Kyrgyz, Korean, Kuwaiti, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, and Malay. All the blood from her ancestors gathered in her to make her the Ultimate Asian

    @rikishikato5001@rikishikato50014 жыл бұрын

    • Damn, how fast did she done her work?

      @hakimssszzz9289@hakimssszzz92894 жыл бұрын

    • @@hakimssszzz9289 really slow since she has unstable hands and she's really bad with detailed stuffs

      @rikishikato5001@rikishikato50014 жыл бұрын

    • holy-

      @owlright7524@owlright75244 жыл бұрын

    • I'm not that Asian mixed but I'm pretty Asian too. I am a Burmese,Chinese and my grandfather is a Indian. Edit: My grandma is a pure Shan race.

      @adam.n-steve@adam.n-steve4 жыл бұрын

    • @@rikishikato5001 Well, guess she didn't reach her Asianity yet.

      @hakimssszzz9289@hakimssszzz92894 жыл бұрын

  • « Am I able to do a broken English accent as a joke? » « No » « no » « how good is it » 😂

    @aceroro20@aceroro205 жыл бұрын

    • Rohan Hoque I love her!

      @Tigerman1138@Tigerman11384 жыл бұрын

    • but this wasnt helpful to me (even tho ik it was a joke) bcuz im half asian... can *I* do the accent?

      @willmorbyers923@willmorbyers9234 жыл бұрын

    • @@willmorbyers923 how good is it ?

      @munjee2@munjee24 жыл бұрын

    • @@munjee2 lol

      @willmorbyers923@willmorbyers9234 жыл бұрын

    • It does nicely showcase how people with Asian ancestry is often more offended than "real" Asians.

      @Ikajo@Ikajo4 жыл бұрын

  • Wait... wait a second... did Atlanta rip this bit off?

    @mattbrendlen@mattbrendlen Жыл бұрын

    • Right? I was just watching that episode and I was like "hold on, this looks familiar" Now I’m just dying lmao

      @notassexyasitseems3050@notassexyasitseems3050 Жыл бұрын

  • Donald glover ripped this off for an Atlanta episode in season 3

    @socialtortoise852@socialtortoise8525 ай бұрын

  • "I'm 1/4 Filipino." "Are you proud?" "Yes." *"You're Filipino."*

    @tsonginamo@tsonginamo2 жыл бұрын

    • LOL🤪

      @har5814@har58142 жыл бұрын

    • This is weirdly wholesome

      @emilysmith2965@emilysmith2965 Жыл бұрын

    • Agreed

      @Unqualifiedmedicalperson@Unqualifiedmedicalperson Жыл бұрын

    • Everything that is less than 50% doesn't matter

      @asbest2092@asbest2092 Жыл бұрын

    • @@asbest2092 Incorrect. But go ahead and believe whatever you want, white man 😂

      @Unqualifiedmedicalperson@Unqualifiedmedicalperson Жыл бұрын

  • THE QUARTER ASIAN GIRL SAYING SHE DOESN’T FEEL LIKE SHE SHOULD BE THERE AND THE OTHER TWO REASSURING HER IS LITERALLY ME I’M A QUARTER KOREAN

    @susan-payne@susan-payne2 жыл бұрын

    • @brixk bro you don't have to be that rude

      @ItzZ4p@ItzZ4p2 жыл бұрын

    • @brixk so spaketh brick

      @Lucifersfursona@Lucifersfursona2 жыл бұрын

    • @@ItzZ4p they’re not that Asian

      @jasminnorthway3448@jasminnorthway34482 жыл бұрын

    • Yea no your not that Asian tbh I wouldn’t even count that as being Asian 😐

      @jasminnorthway3448@jasminnorthway34482 жыл бұрын

    • y’all need to chill, i never said i was asian. i just said that i related to the girl who said she didn’t think she was asian. 저는 한국인이 아닙니다 😐

      @susan-payne@susan-payne2 жыл бұрын

  • Is this where Atlanta got the idea from?

    @Ch00ChooTrain@Ch00ChooTrain Жыл бұрын

  • "Yeah, so, I'm Indian American." "Get out."

    @johnkingbad@johnkingbad Жыл бұрын

  • Me: both my parents are Hispanic but I was born in the US Hispanic council: Do you speak Spanish? Me: no? Hispanic council: Gringo!

    @TKZells16@TKZells164 жыл бұрын

    • Victoria Menendez 😂😂😂

      @Kristopher2022@Kristopher20224 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣

      @autumnrose9655@autumnrose96554 жыл бұрын

    • @@sasshiro I thought it was for everybody who wasn't Latinx? I'm Canadian for example and none of my ancestors are from Latin America. Thus I would be a gringo. Right? Or do I have this wrong?

      @ig-nat-ius1891@ig-nat-ius18914 жыл бұрын

    • @@ig-nat-ius1891 using the term Latinx automatically makes you a gringo...

      @fwuuton@fwuuton4 жыл бұрын

    • Ig-nat-ius nah gringo is for “Americans” (as they like to call themselves). Though we might call Canadians gringos anyway because a lot of ppl don’t see much difference

      @noisemachine5731@noisemachine57314 жыл бұрын

  • *That was too real*

    @korymann6723@korymann67236 жыл бұрын

    • Are you sure you're Asian enough to judge?

      @disco1974ever@disco1974ever6 жыл бұрын

    • Kory Mann I asked my friend who's full Vietnamese, he said it holds up. I only look Asian, though I've been mistaken and spoken to in 3 different languages. I'm Mexican by the way LOL.

      @Darkknight0777@Darkknight07776 жыл бұрын

    • Darkknight0777 I have the opposite problem. I’m half fillipino. Everyone thinks I’m Mexican. Lol

      @tamayotomato185@tamayotomato1856 жыл бұрын

    • Samuel Tamayo I'm Filipino with some Chinese and Spanish. And because I speak English a lot, people think I grew up in the west or I'm half. I grew up in Visayas.

      @grimarcher872@grimarcher8726 жыл бұрын

    • It happens, my Dad is white and Mom Filipino and while I was in Italy I think someone from there asked if I was Italian. Not 100% sure though as I don't speak the language. Guess I am Giuseppe Cruz.

      @chibaification@chibaification6 жыл бұрын

  • As a quarter asian I totally relate to the one in the sketch

    @wanderingseer4354@wanderingseer43543 ай бұрын

  • I love Atlanta too, CollegeHumor.

    @ariconditioner@ariconditioner10 ай бұрын

  • Asian enough to be Asian

    @Unyt@Unyt6 жыл бұрын

    • Your reply section. Is really lonely

      @circumcizednun1814@circumcizednun18145 жыл бұрын

    • @@sopheehee3474 To me (a British person) you're just an American who's parents aren't American.

      @thebuddercweeper@thebuddercweeper5 жыл бұрын

    • After watching this video, I am not Asian enough to be an Asian..I am Chinese btw.

      @dukechan3091@dukechan30915 жыл бұрын

    • What did this comment get 3.5k likes?

      @shokrithan.k8207@shokrithan.k82075 жыл бұрын

  • Can I check the ''prefer not to say box''? You can but you will imagine your grandmother shaking her head lol ''I'm 1/8 Black'' ''You're Black'' I hollered LMAO!

    @ThaBlkRainbow@ThaBlkRainbow6 жыл бұрын

    • same dude lmao. being mixed race is so confusing sometimes.

      @internetomatic@internetomatic6 жыл бұрын

    • i would like but 666 likes...

      @pussinbootsisawesome@pussinbootsisawesome6 жыл бұрын

    • Brittany Wilkins best part

      @audreywilliber7078@audreywilliber70786 жыл бұрын

    • i would like but 888 likes...

      @lilsquidy122@lilsquidy1226 жыл бұрын

    • Does this mean 1/8 black can say the n word?

      @night00glider@night00glider6 жыл бұрын

  • Wow, Atlanta stole this

    @OriginalAlbert@OriginalAlbert Жыл бұрын

  • I’m half panjabi and this is hella funny and had an element of truth to it

    @rebeccaanand5460@rebeccaanand54608 ай бұрын

  • I want them to make another one of these

    @oreomonogatari@oreomonogatari7 жыл бұрын

    • ...are you half Indonesian? As long as you speak wkwk its fine... . XD

      @satesup4353@satesup43536 жыл бұрын

    • Are you British enough

      @zicca5796@zicca57966 жыл бұрын

    • Exactly what I was gonna comment,such a good idea

      @cecilia____2184@cecilia____21846 жыл бұрын

    • One for Latinos--you can scoff at other people (specifically when white girls use spanish with their girlfriends when they get drunk), but if they speak more spanish than you, you have to go through a list of the things you do that aren't Hispanic enough with them. But you're allowed to get real excited about Mate without looking like a dick.

      @AriJeru@AriJeru6 жыл бұрын

    • Im the 1000th like yayayayay

      @user-tm3fv7df1n@user-tm3fv7df1n6 жыл бұрын

  • "I'm Irish-American" "feck off everyone wants to be Ir-" "I'm famous" "you know that guy is ours? Irish born and bred"

    @foxiflakes8245@foxiflakes82452 жыл бұрын

    • ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

      @seungholee5715@seungholee57152 жыл бұрын

    • I'm got more Irish blood than Jacksepticeye but I was born in America.

      @lucilucid@lucilucid2 жыл бұрын

    • I wish I was irish

      @jackwenn_9693@jackwenn_96932 жыл бұрын

    • I'm more Scottish than Irish but I have both

      @gerstein03@gerstein032 жыл бұрын

    • JFK

      @lughaidhmcloughlin3640@lughaidhmcloughlin36402 жыл бұрын

  • The race thing is always so weird. I'm as a pale as your average brit but my mother is olive skinned (and will never let me live it down). Thing is my skin is still olive, just really pale. Put me under the sun for long enough and my mother and I don't look so different. Really weird part, the weird mix that created my face means that I get mistaken for being part East Asian if I don't wear my glasses and grow out my beard.

    @The_Sigillite@The_Sigillite9 ай бұрын

  • Holy shxt! Atlanta did a very similar concept AFTER College Humor. Crazy.😂😂😂

    @Kidd0Wycked@Kidd0WyckedАй бұрын
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