When an Australian man gets together with Florida man, the only thing a crocodile can do is cooperate lol
@vanniyo8988 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@air4045 Жыл бұрын
😂😅😅 👏
@keyonkalphat3068 Жыл бұрын
haha🙄😑
@nickodemusjohnson Жыл бұрын
You got that one😂😂👏
@loaded730 Жыл бұрын
Now we need a Russian and we got the strongest trio.
@Fire_of756 Жыл бұрын
Damn that’s brave of crocodile to face two deadly predators.
@pewpew2897 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@aswinsathiyamoorthy81268 ай бұрын
Bruh! 😂
@papillonvu8 ай бұрын
You’re ridiculous
@kingkannival6 ай бұрын
People from florida and australia are the natural predators of alligators. Its so majestic seein them in action lol
@Johnyjohn-mc-jonjon6 ай бұрын
NO damns, RECORDEMOS VER PREDICCIONES BÍBLICAS POR CIERTO.
@andreykaleth43835 ай бұрын
The average Florida man feeding his dog
@CardBoardMemes Жыл бұрын
*Australian
@iamlouis149511 ай бұрын
@@iamlouis1495 one of them is Australian. Not the guy recording. 😑
@danielaghaei200111 ай бұрын
Nah nah nah Both Australian & Florida
@aytocarambaaysosiamba982210 ай бұрын
@@aytocarambaaysosiamba9822 that's the Australians lizard
@CardBoardMemes10 ай бұрын
@@danielaghaei2001 their both Aussie okay maybe the other guy is American
@Raul-wd1jb10 ай бұрын
That crocodile 🐊 is so polite and classy. He knows he’s being made fun of but he chose to be the bigger person and stay quiet until the moment is right to grab one of them
@dmartinez94968 ай бұрын
Mfw the croc decides to be a *person*
@AleV696925 ай бұрын
Damnnnn
@suryakarthick73114 ай бұрын
They’re Aussies, the crocodile is fearful 🔥
@_Abnormality_2 ай бұрын
He waiting for the camera to be cut off so he gobble them up without any witnesses.
@Kairyssa_Omnipotent_0002 ай бұрын
“How many pounds is that?” “He’s not for sale… wait American..Bout 2000 pounds”
It's all fun and games until Croco grabs your arm.
@Zhello79 Жыл бұрын
Verdade
@Tiiane Жыл бұрын
and death roll time!!
@love_dva Жыл бұрын
And the death roll emotion damage
@prestonjared6753 Жыл бұрын
@@prestonjared6753 if there's anything left lol 😆
@Zhello79 Жыл бұрын
Emotional roll damage 😂
@kai_818 Жыл бұрын
I never thought you could find a Shiny Crocodile.
@kazuyahirako484311 ай бұрын
Holding a Razor Fang even.
@AndersonMallonyMALLONY-EricCF9 ай бұрын
Now to find an alola one...
@Ottomancat52568 ай бұрын
Nah just a grasstype
@joselitopuzon56208 ай бұрын
Yup, that’s exactly how my Australian dentist behaves. She swings a lump of meat at my face, and the bad tooth falls out.
@StillAliveAndKicking_ Жыл бұрын
He was standing so perfectly still I mistook him for a prop.
@coolbeans37522 жыл бұрын
Omg same!
@jamesharvey17202 жыл бұрын
Ikr, I jumped when he moved lol
@MyLoves_Marine_Nerd2 жыл бұрын
Me too I thought it was fake
@thegrimreaper69262 жыл бұрын
That's the danger, most people who die from crocs die due to mistaking them for film props and attempting to ride or take selfies with them.
@FitchTV2 жыл бұрын
Me too lol
@sabrinasuazo42882 жыл бұрын
That’s the greenest crocodile I’ve ever seen...
@LilXancheX Жыл бұрын
l think it’s covered in algae or whatever is on top of the water. Would be dope if they looked that green all the time.
@ejbarbs7873 Жыл бұрын
@@ejbarbs7873 wonder if it's bad for them.
@alextogo8367 Жыл бұрын
@@alextogo8367 they live in swamps and wetlands. It’s not.
@Alotofnades Жыл бұрын
Honestly I thought it was fake; damn near jumped the first time it moved 😂
@thedaily30 Жыл бұрын
Look at that merky ass water he's in lol
@cmcgsr3243 Жыл бұрын
For anyone who doesn't know: Crocodilians are constantly regrowing new teeth when lost. Its an adaptation common in predators with violent attack strategies. Sharks are another example.
@shockwave62132 ай бұрын
When you have a Florida man and an aussie, the safest thing to do is give them a souvenir. 😄
@Bullet4410 ай бұрын
Croc : "You made me lose a tooth, okay, I can grow it back. Now let's see if you can grow back a head."
@jovanleon72 жыл бұрын
😂
@arifnoor1002 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@THETRUDARKLORD2 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@TehLiquicityy2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Karma-cj1wu2 жыл бұрын
👍
@swagpigggy55382 жыл бұрын
Tell him to put the tooth under the dirt for the meat fairy
@greenking91242 жыл бұрын
Haha. 😂
@JPsPetNation2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@scare88422 жыл бұрын
Iba a decir algo
@ivelissedelarosa88462 жыл бұрын
Lol he’d be meat rich 😂
@malitzigil6142 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅jiae
@mariahernandezortega56662 жыл бұрын
He definitely took it home lol 😂
@devidethomas78 Жыл бұрын
A dozen or so more feedings like this and he’ll be a 2,000 pound toothless dinosaur 😂
@oz41R Жыл бұрын
That has to be the greenest crocodile I’ve ever seen. What a handsome fella!
@PhoenixPrime Жыл бұрын
That is just algae and stuff
@themightycrixus1131 Жыл бұрын
@@themightycrixus1131 "That has to be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen!" "That's just makeup and stuff" I'm sorry dude, but you really do be replying like that💀
@FernandoMazzo175 Жыл бұрын
@@FernandoMazzo175 bro you are dumb. The algae is the only reason it is green... That is why i said it. Its still a beautiful croc. Its just not really green. That's the only point i am making... Pay attention.
@themightycrixus1131 Жыл бұрын
@@FernandoMazzo175please don’t delete this gold😭
@koolaidpickle1079 Жыл бұрын
@@FernandoMazzo175the algae isnt the reason he said the croc is beautiful tho, so ur comparison is a bit off imo.. 🤷
@JehRoniMo11 Жыл бұрын
This is the Ultimate collab Between a Florida-man and Australian ever
@khaostheking3070 Жыл бұрын
Now we just need a Russian man to join the mix
@sandcake1772 Жыл бұрын
Sexy pictures 😅😅😅
@michaelellis6384 Жыл бұрын
ultimate collab? i dont know about that. matt right pretty chill. his shows not bad. jays voice and energy is annoying as hell. takes away from core content.
@MurdahBassRecords Жыл бұрын
Same same
@andyb1404 Жыл бұрын
@@sandcake1772 I even know who do you mean exactly kzhead.infolSxeV4y3csw?feature=share
@evanj5844 Жыл бұрын
That is the scariest looking crocodile I've ever seen 😮
@ShiTee-go5ox2 ай бұрын
I want to kiss you.
@SteelerzReignSupremeII8 күн бұрын
The croc didn't even care 😭 lmao
@Ale-Y11 ай бұрын
Crocodile: WHO TOOK MY TOOTH Jay: *calls dentist* Dentist man: "oh no way am I sticking my hand in there"
@BigTxrry2 жыл бұрын
@AJ Martin can you link it?
@dudesouls2 жыл бұрын
The croc : *BITING*
@Reyaaazx2 жыл бұрын
He will be toothless because it’s an adult tooth he lost and the crocodile is already old He won’t regrow it , That’s why old crocs are mostly toothless they lost they adult teeth from years of bitting hard stuff
@SpikeDragon2 жыл бұрын
@Isaiah Kingsley only when they are very young, this crocodile is already old judging by the size must be an old adult
@SpikeDragon2 жыл бұрын
Old or young their tooth grow back same with sharks.
@chiraqhanns69522 жыл бұрын
Imagine snapping your jaw and you lose a tooth, bro didn’t even care. Absolute monster!
@Alex-Proud-American Жыл бұрын
he gets infinite teeth homie isnt trippen 1 bit
@joza3077 Жыл бұрын
They reset their whole ahh jaw once a year, bro doesn't care about that teeth
@SanilJadhav711 Жыл бұрын
@@SanilJadhav711 he is bleeding pretty badly from it
@ThatSB Жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan reacts to a woman throwing a chicken into the Crocs habitat. . And one of the Crocs missed and grabbed his buddies leg and did the death roll and popped his arm off and threw it back and swallowed it. The other croc didn't move a muscle or acknowledge it at all. I'll try to find the clip. I just seen it a few days ago.
@Justinarmstrong0089 Жыл бұрын
kzhead.info/sun/d8-hqdxprWKIZY0/bejne.html
@Justinarmstrong0089 Жыл бұрын
We finally have a Florida man and an Australian together, so now we just need to add a New Yorker and we have the ultimate trio
@NateScan Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 you win this comment for this video 🏆 🏆 🏆
@Derellrassy877 ай бұрын
I can already imagine how that would go lol.
@fentonfox89835 ай бұрын
As a New Yorker,😂😂😂😂😂😂
@naomib23345 ай бұрын
Crocs can regrow teeth for their entire life regardless of their age which is pretty cool imo
@NinjaDash3602 ай бұрын
“I can’t even take it home with me!” Knowing he’s taking it home 😅😂
@Ashketchumip Жыл бұрын
Darn straight lol
@ramonbriones4487 Жыл бұрын
I think he means he can’t fly and go through customs with it.
@alphazuluz Жыл бұрын
@@alphazuluz seriously homie? Like is it a crime?
@ProfessorPerhaps Жыл бұрын
@@ProfessorPerhaps I don’t know that it’s a crime, but customs is strict about anything natural crossing borders due to diseases. They won’t let you bring animal products or produce into the country. Like you couldn’t bring a bag of apples, or a mouse into the country. Some fruit could bring a pest or disease into our country and wipe out crops. Or you bring some algae on that tooth that is invasive and takes over your state. It has happened across the world for centuries. I would imagine bringing some contraband like that across the border knowingly is actually a crime. Whenever you fly internationally you have to fill out paperwork saying you’re not carrying stuff like that.
@alphazuluz Жыл бұрын
@@ProfessorPerhaps yea
@attrennux0000 Жыл бұрын
I love the fact that that thing can run faster than they can at any given moment and they're that close to it
@ethanberry8544 Жыл бұрын
Run zig zag....i heard crocs can only run straight
@devilkazumi578 Жыл бұрын
It cant run faster than them especially at that size
@thaiylooze8217 Жыл бұрын
@@devilkazumi578 that is a myth. My dad told me the same thing.
@gadellomagnollo1810 Жыл бұрын
You just hold its mouth closed. Not too scary.
@gadellomagnollo1810 Жыл бұрын
@@gadellomagnollo1810 welp time to climb a tree or something i guess?
@devilkazumi578 Жыл бұрын
You two now shouldve started arguing about: "Give me the precious my love. It's our birthday and Smeagol wants It."
@bukvajzr11 ай бұрын
okay i thought they were hitting the poor thing with a baseball bat at first 😭😭😭
@pinkhairgirl4446 ай бұрын
Hell it probably wouldn't care!
@jeremymackevincaylor50413 ай бұрын
When the croc maxes out stealth stats and endurance
@ngctoasty Жыл бұрын
Priceless
@derreckwest381 Жыл бұрын
Just wait until it gallops
@tholomewkurama9379 Жыл бұрын
Good comment
@jordanbarclay4434 Жыл бұрын
@@derreckwest381I don’t think 2,000 pounds is a max crock
@jordanbarclay4434 Жыл бұрын
The southern American man asking the Australian man how many pounds the croc is is hilarious. Love the difference in accents
@jacobtuttle4311 Жыл бұрын
Southern American?
@aldobanuelos6614 Жыл бұрын
The two craziest flavors of humanity lol. I bet ol' boy is from Florida. "Y'alls gators look a little funny." 😂
@kilpatrickkirksimmons5016 Жыл бұрын
@@aldobanuelos6614like the southern part of the USA(Florida) but he did type it weird
@AnmeKazuto Жыл бұрын
Just call them slavemasters next time
@Umadoveracommentg Жыл бұрын
@@Umadoveracommentg stop.
@ms.valdez5633 Жыл бұрын
That's no croc. That's a freaking dinosaur!
@kibbesnbits8650 Жыл бұрын
Who else flinched when the crocodile moved?
@nezukochan9867 ай бұрын
Fun fact: crocodilians are not dinosaurs but are their closest-living relatives. Birds, however, are dinosaurs!
@rat_dragon Жыл бұрын
Facts
@SanilJadhav711 Жыл бұрын
And also birds and cros and more closely related than crocs are to other reptiles!
@orangeyewglad Жыл бұрын
I don't think so.
@ogre8453 Жыл бұрын
@@ogre8453 But it's true
@Booglegirl0602 Жыл бұрын
This comment can never not be made if the word "dinosaur" is uttered. Scientific classification doesn't change reality: a crocodile physically resembles the creatures which are widely accepted, understood, and referred to as "dinosaurs." So no need to obsess about "bird=dinosaur" and imply the man can't colloquially call it a dinossur.
@TONyjustRoCks Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: a crocodile can Replace every tooth they have, when they regrow they're usually bigger than the last
@wendigoalastor73452 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Didn’t know that.
@rachelkoehn58362 жыл бұрын
Well I guess he did a favor for the croc
@wolfpack7682 жыл бұрын
😳
@JedEye3742 жыл бұрын
That makes two. Sharks 1
@rishabsingh80092 жыл бұрын
They can replace them up tp 50 times, it's not unlimited.
@jasonbladzinski53362 жыл бұрын
Accidentally left this on loop for a while filling a text out...😳🥴 Two thousand pounds.... It's like getting an 80's song stuck in your head
@goldiebelle Жыл бұрын
It's all fun and games until you piss him off and the Florida Man is on top of you naked eating your face off while the Aussie Man makes jokes about it.
@ToneysReviews Жыл бұрын
The croc says "Hey, put that back! I'm waiting for the tooth fairy" lol
@SeanFerree2 жыл бұрын
Awww
@dieformanise2838 Жыл бұрын
Cool tooth!
@SUEDUCE Жыл бұрын
Lol
@BailTRB1111 Жыл бұрын
Then they will loose their hands
@IlIiI2lilllI4illI9I6IllI1IlIlI Жыл бұрын
Don’t care the rules. I would def be taking that home with me.
@danielcecena152 жыл бұрын
On god
@flawless_Cowboy2 жыл бұрын
I’ll take the charges just give me that tooth!😂
@logos86262 жыл бұрын
Why can't you take it with you? Disease?
@bjohnson49022 жыл бұрын
@@bjohnson4902 Illegal
@whipitspillit2 жыл бұрын
@@whipitspillit why though? Anti-poaching?
@jacobfromallstate49632 жыл бұрын
Dude really slapped a dinosaur 💀
@CanadianPatriot22429 күн бұрын
A Croc replaces each tooth up to 50X in their lifetime.
@waikoa10 Жыл бұрын
Really? WoW!!
@brookemckinley5709 Жыл бұрын
he still knocked its tooth out
@BrigCommander Жыл бұрын
@@BrigCommander oh please...
@nyakwarObat Жыл бұрын
@@nyakwarObat worthless comment from a worthless source
@BrigCommander Жыл бұрын
@@BrigCommander oh dear, some egotistical tosspot
@nyakwarObat Жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Crocodiles lose their teeth every year and replace up to 8,000 TEETH throughout their LIFETIME. Edit: I'm seeing people are confusing the 8,000 with years instead of the amount of teeth they lose throughout their lifetime. Of course they don't survive for 8,000 Years. 🤦 lol
@julioviana28712 жыл бұрын
Do they live for 8 thousand years?
@lucasslash10002 жыл бұрын
@@lucasslash1000 all there teeth dummy
@nba_edits27742 жыл бұрын
@@nba_edits2774 don't misspell their and call people dummy
@ZTheLastViking2 жыл бұрын
Momma said!
@sneekyraid1152 жыл бұрын
I bet Every time crocodiles try to take a family picture someone always has a missing tooth
@kilogee7002 жыл бұрын
he‘s gigantic and could attack you in a second but his toxic-green color is so amazing
@davids_blog1 Жыл бұрын
コケが凄いワニさんやなww めっちゃ緑！
@snoopy8497 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact. Whenever a Gator or Croc lose a tooth. The newer one will always grow bigger and stronger than the one that fell off
@SkrunkyTheClown Жыл бұрын
@@estebbesfunnyclips UHH😬
@zion2123 Жыл бұрын
So you telling me Crocs teeth are like the super Saiyan?
@luvlybaluga Жыл бұрын
@@luvlybaluga I was about to make a dragon ball reference. Beat me to it.
@jonathandoe2316 Жыл бұрын
Not always at a certain age they will stop but usually only happens in captivity since they live longer due to not having predators
@ReelWaterFishing Жыл бұрын
In sum, their very mouths Recieve Zenkai Boosts.
@SkoomaGodDovahkiin666 Жыл бұрын
i thought it was a statue and nearly pissed myself when it moved
@chippuchi2 жыл бұрын
Same here my 1st thought is was a statues till it went for tht bite
@goofynigga84562 жыл бұрын
Why the hell would that be a statue??
@MikeHoncho6102 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a statue because it looked like paint and a one of those toy alligator and crop things and
@jaymesmoyer35982 жыл бұрын
Indeed🤭
@purplesky51202 жыл бұрын
@@MikeHoncho610 I get your but just the way it looked frozen caught me off guard too lol‼️😂
@TalkTruth7962 жыл бұрын
Ain’t no one gunna talk about the dam force behind that chomp just the noise alone gives me chills such an awesome beast
@bobbyjoe78527 ай бұрын
Man I flinched when he moved😂
@KenjionytАй бұрын
When someone from Florida visits their cousin from the extended family in Australia
@MASTEROFEVIL Жыл бұрын
Can't wait for them to visit a cousin from Russia and start petting bears
@nobodywatchesnooby Жыл бұрын
Is this a Sims 4 episode of Grey Still Plays?
@robertlombardo8437 Жыл бұрын
Did you know that it is impossible for crocodiles and alligators to make offspring. Their chromosomes are too different
@maxl5423 Жыл бұрын
A slaveowners' family get-together
@empath1969 Жыл бұрын
@@maxl5423 no way it’s not like they’re different animals!!!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
@bloodclaat Жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen such a beautiful shade of green on 🐊
@heatherconklin6798 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that's algae
@charleygnarly1182 Жыл бұрын
its just algae...if you look at the cheek you can see where the residue starts...look that the arm, it actually a dark shade.
@The1707regina Жыл бұрын
You peeps are so nice explaining the obvious to these idiots!
@elizabethrios7759 Жыл бұрын
@@charleygnarly1182 yep algae
@thaiylooze8217 Жыл бұрын
Lovely idiots
@willwrite3675 Жыл бұрын
I wish this wouldn't be ur last video 😂💀
@hithesh_.07 Жыл бұрын
I like how crocodilians are such eating machines that they just chill with their mouths open sometimes
@tonyreyes37804 ай бұрын
Did bro just smack tf outta that alligator with a piece of meat😭😭😭 That felt a little personal omgg
@junejj2127 Жыл бұрын
He beat his meat
@santivargasf Жыл бұрын
Knocked the damn tooth out it's mouth.
@Nemisis007 Жыл бұрын
When Florida and Australia unite, crocs and gators quake with fear.
@peytonalexander5300 Жыл бұрын
Crocodile
@hulkssparrow5128 Жыл бұрын
Bro slapped his face with a piece of meat lmao I can relate
@Infamous_q50 Жыл бұрын
I don't care how professional the Ozzy Croc Wranglers are...I wouldn't step within 20ft of that thing!
@phatheffer34392 жыл бұрын
Dude they are insane at shows and stuff because they do stuff that almost anyone else would lose a leg doing
@link2g7152 жыл бұрын
That’s why I don’t feel bad for them if shit happens
@flyingknee232 жыл бұрын
@@flyingknee23 I definitely feel bad for them because they either die or lose a leg and are mentally messed up for the rest of their lives
@link2g7152 жыл бұрын
20! Try 3000 I won’t be nowhere near that beast he look good and ready to eat all of us like it’s Easter Sunday
@Lolalenice2 жыл бұрын
From what I’ve heard crocodiles are actually deceptively fast. You’ll want to be farther away then your expecting : P that said it’s not like they’re these monsters that get a thrill out of chasing humans, buuut never hurts to be safe
@itspikachutime56242 жыл бұрын
Crocodile: "An Ozzie and a Floridian... I should slowly crawl back into the soup behind me."
@m.taylor21559 ай бұрын
That's actually the greenest croc I've ever seen
@bonD6002 Жыл бұрын
Bc of the algae
@gIenn445 Жыл бұрын
"Man smack his meat at a croc's face so hard the croc lose a tooth."
@ShinigamiSamaH2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ShortStop_Productions1992 Жыл бұрын
I think the tooth was already laying there and they were trying to distract the gator so they could pick it up. Gators lose teeth frequently and grow them back their whole lives.
@rebeccahager5656 Жыл бұрын
@@rebeccahager5656 "Man smacks his meat.."
@ub-4630 Жыл бұрын
A fully grown florida man can sense the scent of a crocadile from kilometres and grab its tooth within miliseconds.
@efsanemuhendis Жыл бұрын
Alligator*
@deerdeleter Жыл бұрын
Oh ya? I wanna see them fight crocodile in the water.
@moonlightelf591 Жыл бұрын
@@moonlightelf591 That's animal abuse the crocodile wouldn't stand a chance
@twigbranch3270 Жыл бұрын
@@deerdeleter we have both here
@BobBob-eb4io Жыл бұрын
@@BobBob-eb4io Way more alligators than crocodiles, no?
@DrivenA111 Жыл бұрын
In a parallel universe where croc eats man: “We’re talking trophy guys”
@MichiganTroopers12310 ай бұрын
He looks like a Statue 😀😀
@ElectricCoil810 Жыл бұрын
If he decided to charge with that dude on one knee it would be over...
@user-go5hv6dg3d2 жыл бұрын
It looked like he was going to as well
@pickleo27562 жыл бұрын
They attack sideways
@kelvinkegel23042 жыл бұрын
Yeah you saw it positioning its back leg to lung right?
@hirozzayz81642 жыл бұрын
@@hirozzayz8164 they dont atk at the fron
@kelvinkegel23042 жыл бұрын
You should see Matty in the water pushing them off on the snout 😂 but he knows his Crocs, and runs Territory Outback Adventure. Tripod isn't a killer, he is too well fed and too old and only has 3 legs ✌️🇭🇲
@delishme22 жыл бұрын
"I can't even take it home with me. But! Look at that!"
@NayrAoht2 жыл бұрын
why
@kilianfirebolt2 жыл бұрын
@@kilianfirebolt cant take animal parts on a plane. needs to be checked and shipped separately to make sure its not something illegal like a bald eagle feather.
@kaaavemaaan2 жыл бұрын
@@kaaavemaaan i didint know they were going to fly i thought they were in their home country, thank you
@kilianfirebolt2 жыл бұрын
@@kilianfirebolt It could also just be a rule by the people who run the place. Not sure why, but I can see it being a general guideline.
@larryhoover25412 жыл бұрын
it can contain diseases too, that's why its prohibited.
@tiago02 жыл бұрын
They are not dinosaurs. They are just closely related.
@mitchellbailey49066 ай бұрын
The duo we never knew,two of the bravest species in human kind Aussie man & Florida man
@aytocarambaaysosiamba982210 ай бұрын
Not so fun fact: Crocodiles don't ever die of old age, they just get bigger, and bigger, and bigger, until they can't get enough nutrients from food to keep living.
@Suberrrrrr Жыл бұрын
For real? Thats actually bonkers.. so they are the only species who are is immortal? What if i continued to feed it everyday with the freshest meat and whatever the fuck that is being fed to the croc... surely its heart would call it quits like an overweight human does.. with either heart failure, suffocation from its own weigjht on their lungs.. or just straight up organ failure...a body has miles on it like a car bro eventually it gets slower.. starts having little things here and there dont work the same..
@hedahayden Жыл бұрын
Well we should keep feeding one enough to see how big it gets!
@Subsistence69 Жыл бұрын
@@Subsistence69 said the same thing.. it cant be immortal itll have to die at some point but like turtles they will out live us so we would never know but people in the future will lol just leave that as your dying wish that next person must feed croc and pass it on like a relay race
@hedahayden Жыл бұрын
@@hedahayden Someone should start it. We gotta create the Giant Almighty Leviathan Croc God.
@janmajer4662 Жыл бұрын
@@janmajer4662 Lake Placid, here we come!!
@goldman77700 Жыл бұрын
Me at first: oh a statue The croc: *snaps* Me: *jumps and goes on an adventure to the moon, Mars, and back*
@XxRaehxX2 жыл бұрын
I DID THAT TO DUDE
@masondixxon31752 жыл бұрын
Same
@RizzlerZer2 жыл бұрын
Omg same
@JJCat02 жыл бұрын
,Hola
@mariahernandezortega56662 жыл бұрын
Fr
@Yo-yx3er2 жыл бұрын
In 5 mins.... crocodile「My trophies are 2 stupid guys.」
@hoppop70476 ай бұрын
he was so mossy that he just looked like a bad croc statue at first sight
@israelsantos4433 ай бұрын
I love how Matt was like “pounds?” And did a slight Aussie joke making fun of camera man instead of saying kilograms and Matt just rolled it off and said 2,000 pounds. The subtleties:)
@camrennik95122 жыл бұрын
Pounds is the proper unit of measure. The rest of the world laughed at the Aussie for having to think about it
@onsight17512 жыл бұрын
@@onsight1751 I see…well it was good seeing the wheels turn in his mind and I thought it was the other way around. I stand corrected. Good stuff
@camrennik95122 жыл бұрын
@@camrennik9512 I hope you sensed my sarcasm.
@onsight17512 жыл бұрын
@@onsight1751 I hope you know that not everyone uses pOuNdS for measurements
@notgigachad51642 жыл бұрын
Subtleties.....
@chase52332 жыл бұрын
It literally stood there dumbfounded that a Florida man and an auzzie really created the most powerful duo ever just to flash step one of its teeth it must have been thinking:”Holy shit I would have just given it to you.”
@Requiem_act_I Жыл бұрын
Oh man that Bleach reference was just so fucking good.
@420alien5 Жыл бұрын
It ain’t that deep 😂
@brookemckinley5709 Жыл бұрын
It looks fake
@lenatunji Жыл бұрын
i literally can tell it literally stood there
@chriskrausesmovie Жыл бұрын
@@420alien5 I thought so too 😆
@PhillyPugilist Жыл бұрын
Watch out, they jump for your arm regardless of what you have in your hand
@malabuha Жыл бұрын
The way crocodiles just sit there in shock has me crying😭
@Yannasolai Жыл бұрын
That Crocs jaws snapping shut sounded EXACTLY like the T-Rex in that 2005 King Kong epic fight scene. I bet that's what they recorded to get the sound effects for a Tyrannosaurus jaws snapping. I always wondered how that sound seemed oddly strange yet somehow totally accurate. Thanks weird crocodile dude!! :D
@drehder92562 жыл бұрын
For anybody wondering this is what I'm talking about kzhead.info/sun/Z9agn5ixnHVpdmw/bejne.html#t=1m35s
@drehder92562 жыл бұрын
You sole this comment from me almost word for word lol jesus christ 🤦♂️
@patstaysuckafreeboss80062 жыл бұрын
@@patstaysuckafreeboss8006 Really? No, I didn't it was honestly the first thought that popped into my mind when I watched this video. I never saw your comment. God, and the way I hate it when people do that. Makes me think though, how many times it has seemed that way and the truth is two people just having the same thought. After all, 6bn people..it's not really that unlikely. Anyway, didn't steal your comment buddy, just had the same idea. I kinda appreciate it though, meeting more people with sound awareness. The auditive sense is extremely underrated. 👂
@drehder92562 жыл бұрын
Lol, btw they weren’t T. Rex’s, they were V rexs (Vastatosaurus rex) Which were evolved from the T. rex
@Tabi-Kun2 жыл бұрын
I mean to be fair if you watch the same contebt then your asking for people to have similar ideas kinda the point
@mr.shrimpy73112 жыл бұрын
Dudes playing fast and loose with that croc, that's how you lose an arm..
@anthonyjordan6312 жыл бұрын
Croc: ❌ Dinosaur: ✔️
@mariovolgar-mu8yy29 күн бұрын
that's probably one of the greenest crocs I've seen
@RenegadeSpider26 ай бұрын
Croc: GIVE THAT BACK! I HAVE TO PUT IT UNDER MY PILLOW!
@macrussell782 жыл бұрын
I like crocodiles, but i would NEVER in a million years be that close to one. 😥😨😨😰
@dariusroberts49192 жыл бұрын
Unless its mouth was taped shut, you'd be surprised how docile they seem when that's the case. I held a baby croc growing up that had its mouth taped shut, and I'll tell ya, it was a really neat experience. Their underbelly feels like really smooth leather, and the top part of them feels like smooth leather with pebble rocks in it. It's not so bad if you give it a try, just go to gatorland, then; you can touch one safely.
@brittanylehman51042 жыл бұрын
@@brittanylehman5104 Well a baby croc is smaller than a human Hand
@rosinelankos80102 жыл бұрын
@@brittanylehman5104 i don’t know what kind of tape you’d need to hold an adult alligator’s mouth from opening. yes i understand the force comes from closing but still
@chokonnit73372 жыл бұрын
I'm with u brother cause if the instinct kicks in that's a meal for it
@BLueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee2142 жыл бұрын
Hey.. Who knows.. Maybe in a million years their evolution makes them safer for you to be that close.. You should wait..
@AhmadMabruriBBeruri2 жыл бұрын
As a Floridian, this is how me and my family feed our pet
@ThatRandomBeing9 ай бұрын
Dude planted the tooth! 😅
@lueyteledeluxe7457 Жыл бұрын
"I can't take it home with me." Proceeds to list it on ebay.
@robertcornelius35142 жыл бұрын
did he really?
@jirehpsalmpaule60772 жыл бұрын
@@jirehpsalmpaule6077 , yep, and the Mars mission is for real too.
@robertcornelius35142 жыл бұрын
💀💀 we all knew that was coming
@TD-oo1hl Жыл бұрын
🤦🏾♀️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@musicmaker1311 Жыл бұрын
That’s the greenish looking crocodile I ever seen! It’s so cartoony green! Normally all reptiles looked dark green and such but this is something else LMAOOO. And yes, I know the “greenish” parts were from that bog it came out of.
@Brick2242 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing
@Fluffycakez52 жыл бұрын
I think it might be because of the water
@007dog12 жыл бұрын
its covered with algae thats why hes/shes green
@KitCat6662 жыл бұрын
algae
@grecco40372 жыл бұрын
Most zoos have algae in pools, crocks will eat it if stomach aches.see he doesn't have to twerl on his food to rub algae off .he gets no excersize enough to remove algae.or hes staying cool in hot sun.
@raymondtakamoto80632 жыл бұрын
Apparently “living the dream” to some people is to play with death
@Charismaticblvd Жыл бұрын
a alligator/crocodile is basically just a basic pet for Floridians 😂
@jillhill37408 ай бұрын
"If I ain't livin' the dream, then I don't know what it is!" Croccy: "It's lunchtime. With you two on the menu."
@oujimandias6485 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@lawrencecarr4973 Жыл бұрын
It doesn’t know that it’s up against an Aussie and a Florida man tho😂
@bulbhill6524 Жыл бұрын
Qqq😂q😂qqqq
@jxrizzle111 Жыл бұрын
@@bulbhill6524 that is the deadliest combo out there
@gladxch Жыл бұрын
😂😂 as soon as I heard that i couldn’t think of anything else lol
@jessemaloney5221 Жыл бұрын
That snapping sound 😱
@VICASIAN2 жыл бұрын
Djgkdjt
@benedictcabatu37002 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that was just the sound of him smacking it in the face with the meat
@joshuapomeroy38532 жыл бұрын
@@joshuapomeroy3853 nah that was all teeth. He didn't smack him
@Kevin-pv3kg2 жыл бұрын
BONK
@nutterinherbutter50802 жыл бұрын
Dang that’s a big gator!😥
@jaymichael1106playzАй бұрын
Now we need a Russian and an Alaskan to get a bear to cooperate
@FOE-LEKA Жыл бұрын
That pop he did with his mouth, took my breath away. I felt that to the core!
@bryancorts53892 жыл бұрын
It was the tooth actually breaking out tho. Nasty noise by thinking about it and how much it bleeded afterwards
@OnyxSoul2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact. It is the same sound a girls butt make when she knows you have money
@sixtoewolf22 жыл бұрын
@Les Awkward it was literally the sound of the tooth popping out
@AfraidMonsters2 жыл бұрын
@@AfraidMonsters that noise is made by the sheer force of a crocs jaw snapping shut, odds are the croc would have lost that tooth soon anyway as crocs can go through thousands of teeth in their lifetime
@Athrodusk_Carnavoyer2 жыл бұрын
@@AfraidMonsters that's not a tooth they make this sound with how much force they use to snap it shut so idk where ya got that from...
@acnologi11152 жыл бұрын
The green makes him look like King K.Rool
@CollegeBallYouknow2 жыл бұрын
Bruh I’m stuck on him at the end of Donkey Kong 2 on the SNES. It’s brutal!
@aaronf42012 жыл бұрын
the crocodile is tough as nails just lost a tooth and doesn't even flinch
@husainaboobaker9615 Жыл бұрын
Croc: i better find a dollar under my pillow tomorrow morning!
@MrsHorseFeathers9 ай бұрын
“Alligators are angry all the time, because they got all them teeth and no tooth brush.”
@chirho1002 жыл бұрын
Mama said...
@centralcoastcinema76932 жыл бұрын
The Waterboy
@funnyrabbitflyer68552 жыл бұрын
Medula Oblongata
@funnyrabbitflyer68552 жыл бұрын
@@funnyrabbitflyer6855 “you’re wrong and momma is right!”
@chirho1002 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@spacexcrazy93482 жыл бұрын
They are awfully close to be so casual and not keeping an eye on that croc. All it takes is a short dash.🗿
@1597B Жыл бұрын
Notice he puts the meat by his mouth when he reaches down? That was done for that purpose, all the crocodile is thinking about is that sweet stanky meat hunk in his face
@0326Vet Жыл бұрын
@@0326Vet I know that was the trick and these guys are expert in the field but I'll never bet with my life. Murphy's law always come into mind for things like this.
@eone2345 Жыл бұрын
Natural selection. Crocs have to eat too
@emp9413 Жыл бұрын
Imagine if Crocs had the intelligence of Dolphins. Why eat this small meat when I can eat the bigger one holding that meat?
@syndrac6254 Жыл бұрын
An alligator that size won't be that fast it can be old too
@naimgrizzly7280 Жыл бұрын
I would never on earth take my eyes of that thing if I were that close 💀
@realleftover10 ай бұрын
You see how crocodiles can blend in with the green water in the background
@aaronhamilton67046 ай бұрын
Men: It think we can't get his food out Croc: They think I can't eat them
@jackthewinter5066 Жыл бұрын
This is stupidity at its best. That croc is raring to feast with mouth wide open and dufus in blue, teases him with meat, then knocks one of its teeth off. Wow!! The lack of respect for nature is astounding. I wouldn't turn my back on that croc if I was them.
@l.b.5892 Жыл бұрын
@L. B. Psshhh that crocs missing its front right leg. It aint doin much out the water.
@mitchellwilley7208 Жыл бұрын
@@mitchellwilley7208 How do you know that? He knocked its tooth off... that's not ok.
@l.b.5892 Жыл бұрын
@L. B. I know because I have eyes and can see it's missing its leg? As for the teeth I never made a comment about that but it's not a big deal crocs lose teeth and they grow back it's what they do.
@mitchellwilley7208 Жыл бұрын
@@mitchellwilley7208 I have eyes too, so that you know AND I didn't see that. Although it's a possibility in further examination, its NOT conclusive. Regardless the dufus still knocked off a tooth!
@l.b.5892 Жыл бұрын
As an American, i like when foreigners play along with our measuring system.
@hellhound76842 жыл бұрын
there isn't an American measuring system you donut the British created it and they use metric and imperial 😂
@user-kdfkr9p2 жыл бұрын
@@user-kdfkr9p And we refer to it as American because America is one of the only countries that use it nationally.... Just like American English is different than proper English. You want to know about the British research the Boe war learn how they captured and starved/heat stroke death probably 20k+ women and children of the Dutch Boers b4 ww1
@lurk79672 жыл бұрын
@@lurk7967 : screw the Boers
@darnellhenderson1910 Жыл бұрын
@@lurk7967 first of all this country is not call America is call United States, and when you say Americans are the only ones to use this system you wrong because there is more countries in the continent of America that use the regular system, in fact united states is the only country of America to use a different system.
@Ferreira_0180 Жыл бұрын
As an American and a foreign in the US i like to make fun of it as well
@Ferreira_0180 Жыл бұрын
the sound he clashes his jaws with… jeeeeeeesus
@orest323 Жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: That crocodile’s skin is the consistency of an Easter egg shell and that’s the vinegar swamp the locals dumped a bunch of green food coloring in.
@MrKurtykurt Жыл бұрын
I’d 100% be taking that home with me. By hook or by crook 😂😂
@Magical_Trash Жыл бұрын
I don't think you can take a crocodile that big on an airplane....maybe FedEx
When an Australian man gets together with Florida man, the only thing a crocodile can do is cooperate lol
🤣🤣
😂😅😅 👏
haha🙄😑
You got that one😂😂👏
Now we need a Russian and we got the strongest trio.
Damn that’s brave of crocodile to face two deadly predators.
😂😂😂
Bruh! 😂
You’re ridiculous
People from florida and australia are the natural predators of alligators. Its so majestic seein them in action lol
NO damns, RECORDEMOS VER PREDICCIONES BÍBLICAS POR CIERTO.
The average Florida man feeding his dog
*Australian
@@iamlouis1495 one of them is Australian. Not the guy recording. 😑
Nah nah nah Both Australian & Florida
@@aytocarambaaysosiamba9822 that's the Australians lizard
@@danielaghaei2001 their both Aussie okay maybe the other guy is American
That crocodile 🐊 is so polite and classy. He knows he’s being made fun of but he chose to be the bigger person and stay quiet until the moment is right to grab one of them
Mfw the croc decides to be a *person*
Damnnnn
They’re Aussies, the crocodile is fearful 🔥
He waiting for the camera to be cut off so he gobble them up without any witnesses.
“How many pounds is that?” “He’s not for sale… wait American..Bout 2000 pounds”
I mean Australians use dollars too so...
I thought their currency was called didgerydoos!
@@Bolognabeef I thought it was as called Oceanus
@@rudigerhouston6270 wtf? 😂 😂
@@rudigerhouston6270 I’m Australian, it’s actually Dollarydoo’s
It's all fun and games until Croco grabs your arm.
Verdade
and death roll time!!
And the death roll emotion damage
@@prestonjared6753 if there's anything left lol 😆
Emotional roll damage 😂
I never thought you could find a Shiny Crocodile.
Holding a Razor Fang even.
Now to find an alola one...
Nah just a grasstype
Yup, that’s exactly how my Australian dentist behaves. She swings a lump of meat at my face, and the bad tooth falls out.
He was standing so perfectly still I mistook him for a prop.
Omg same!
Ikr, I jumped when he moved lol
Me too I thought it was fake
That's the danger, most people who die from crocs die due to mistaking them for film props and attempting to ride or take selfies with them.
Me too lol
That’s the greenest crocodile I’ve ever seen...
l think it’s covered in algae or whatever is on top of the water. Would be dope if they looked that green all the time.
@@ejbarbs7873 wonder if it's bad for them.
@@alextogo8367 they live in swamps and wetlands. It’s not.
Honestly I thought it was fake; damn near jumped the first time it moved 😂
Look at that merky ass water he's in lol
For anyone who doesn't know: Crocodilians are constantly regrowing new teeth when lost. Its an adaptation common in predators with violent attack strategies. Sharks are another example.
When you have a Florida man and an aussie, the safest thing to do is give them a souvenir. 😄
Croc : "You made me lose a tooth, okay, I can grow it back. Now let's see if you can grow back a head."
😂
😂😂
💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
👍
Tell him to put the tooth under the dirt for the meat fairy
Haha. 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Iba a decir algo
Lol he’d be meat rich 😂
😅😅😅😅jiae
He definitely took it home lol 😂
A dozen or so more feedings like this and he’ll be a 2,000 pound toothless dinosaur 😂
That has to be the greenest crocodile I’ve ever seen. What a handsome fella!
That is just algae and stuff
@@themightycrixus1131 "That has to be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen!" "That's just makeup and stuff" I'm sorry dude, but you really do be replying like that💀
@@FernandoMazzo175 bro you are dumb. The algae is the only reason it is green... That is why i said it. Its still a beautiful croc. Its just not really green. That's the only point i am making... Pay attention.
@@FernandoMazzo175please don’t delete this gold😭
@@FernandoMazzo175the algae isnt the reason he said the croc is beautiful tho, so ur comparison is a bit off imo.. 🤷
This is the Ultimate collab Between a Florida-man and Australian ever
Now we just need a Russian man to join the mix
Sexy pictures 😅😅😅
ultimate collab? i dont know about that. matt right pretty chill. his shows not bad. jays voice and energy is annoying as hell. takes away from core content.
Same same
@@sandcake1772 I even know who do you mean exactly kzhead.infolSxeV4y3csw?feature=share
That is the scariest looking crocodile I've ever seen 😮
I want to kiss you.
The croc didn't even care 😭 lmao
Crocodile: WHO TOOK MY TOOTH Jay: *calls dentist* Dentist man: "oh no way am I sticking my hand in there"
@AJ Martin can you link it?
The croc : *BITING*
He will be toothless because it’s an adult tooth he lost and the crocodile is already old He won’t regrow it , That’s why old crocs are mostly toothless they lost they adult teeth from years of bitting hard stuff
@Isaiah Kingsley only when they are very young, this crocodile is already old judging by the size must be an old adult
Old or young their tooth grow back same with sharks.
Imagine snapping your jaw and you lose a tooth, bro didn’t even care. Absolute monster!
he gets infinite teeth homie isnt trippen 1 bit
They reset their whole ahh jaw once a year, bro doesn't care about that teeth
@@SanilJadhav711 he is bleeding pretty badly from it
Joe Rogan reacts to a woman throwing a chicken into the Crocs habitat. . And one of the Crocs missed and grabbed his buddies leg and did the death roll and popped his arm off and threw it back and swallowed it. The other croc didn't move a muscle or acknowledge it at all. I'll try to find the clip. I just seen it a few days ago.
kzhead.info/sun/d8-hqdxprWKIZY0/bejne.html
We finally have a Florida man and an Australian together, so now we just need to add a New Yorker and we have the ultimate trio
🤣🤣🤣 you win this comment for this video 🏆 🏆 🏆
I can already imagine how that would go lol.
As a New Yorker,😂😂😂😂😂😂
Crocs can regrow teeth for their entire life regardless of their age which is pretty cool imo
“I can’t even take it home with me!” Knowing he’s taking it home 😅😂
Darn straight lol
I think he means he can’t fly and go through customs with it.
@@alphazuluz seriously homie? Like is it a crime?
@@ProfessorPerhaps I don’t know that it’s a crime, but customs is strict about anything natural crossing borders due to diseases. They won’t let you bring animal products or produce into the country. Like you couldn’t bring a bag of apples, or a mouse into the country. Some fruit could bring a pest or disease into our country and wipe out crops. Or you bring some algae on that tooth that is invasive and takes over your state. It has happened across the world for centuries. I would imagine bringing some contraband like that across the border knowingly is actually a crime. Whenever you fly internationally you have to fill out paperwork saying you’re not carrying stuff like that.
@@ProfessorPerhaps yea
I love the fact that that thing can run faster than they can at any given moment and they're that close to it
Run zig zag....i heard crocs can only run straight
It cant run faster than them especially at that size
@@devilkazumi578 that is a myth. My dad told me the same thing.
You just hold its mouth closed. Not too scary.
@@gadellomagnollo1810 welp time to climb a tree or something i guess?
You two now shouldve started arguing about: "Give me the precious my love. It's our birthday and Smeagol wants It."
okay i thought they were hitting the poor thing with a baseball bat at first 😭😭😭
Hell it probably wouldn't care!
When the croc maxes out stealth stats and endurance
Priceless
Just wait until it gallops
Good comment
@@derreckwest381I don’t think 2,000 pounds is a max crock
The southern American man asking the Australian man how many pounds the croc is is hilarious. Love the difference in accents
Southern American?
The two craziest flavors of humanity lol. I bet ol' boy is from Florida. "Y'alls gators look a little funny." 😂
@@aldobanuelos6614like the southern part of the USA(Florida) but he did type it weird
Just call them slavemasters next time
@@Umadoveracommentg stop.
That's no croc. That's a freaking dinosaur!
Who else flinched when the crocodile moved?
Fun fact: crocodilians are not dinosaurs but are their closest-living relatives. Birds, however, are dinosaurs!
Facts
And also birds and cros and more closely related than crocs are to other reptiles!
I don't think so.
@@ogre8453 But it's true
This comment can never not be made if the word "dinosaur" is uttered. Scientific classification doesn't change reality: a crocodile physically resembles the creatures which are widely accepted, understood, and referred to as "dinosaurs." So no need to obsess about "bird=dinosaur" and imply the man can't colloquially call it a dinossur.
Fun fact: a crocodile can Replace every tooth they have, when they regrow they're usually bigger than the last
Thank you! Didn’t know that.
Well I guess he did a favor for the croc
😳
That makes two. Sharks 1
They can replace them up tp 50 times, it's not unlimited.
Accidentally left this on loop for a while filling a text out...😳🥴 Two thousand pounds.... It's like getting an 80's song stuck in your head
It's all fun and games until you piss him off and the Florida Man is on top of you naked eating your face off while the Aussie Man makes jokes about it.
The croc says "Hey, put that back! I'm waiting for the tooth fairy" lol
Awww
Cool tooth!
Lol
Then they will loose their hands
Don’t care the rules. I would def be taking that home with me.
On god
I’ll take the charges just give me that tooth!😂
Why can't you take it with you? Disease?
@@bjohnson4902 Illegal
@@whipitspillit why though? Anti-poaching?
Dude really slapped a dinosaur 💀
A Croc replaces each tooth up to 50X in their lifetime.
Really? WoW!!
he still knocked its tooth out
@@BrigCommander oh please...
@@nyakwarObat worthless comment from a worthless source
@@BrigCommander oh dear, some egotistical tosspot
Fun Fact: Crocodiles lose their teeth every year and replace up to 8,000 TEETH throughout their LIFETIME. Edit: I'm seeing people are confusing the 8,000 with years instead of the amount of teeth they lose throughout their lifetime. Of course they don't survive for 8,000 Years. 🤦 lol
Do they live for 8 thousand years?
@@lucasslash1000 all there teeth dummy
@@nba_edits2774 don't misspell their and call people dummy
Momma said!
I bet Every time crocodiles try to take a family picture someone always has a missing tooth
he‘s gigantic and could attack you in a second but his toxic-green color is so amazing
コケが凄いワニさんやなww めっちゃ緑！
Fun fact. Whenever a Gator or Croc lose a tooth. The newer one will always grow bigger and stronger than the one that fell off
@@estebbesfunnyclips UHH😬
So you telling me Crocs teeth are like the super Saiyan?
@@luvlybaluga I was about to make a dragon ball reference. Beat me to it.
Not always at a certain age they will stop but usually only happens in captivity since they live longer due to not having predators
In sum, their very mouths Recieve Zenkai Boosts.
i thought it was a statue and nearly pissed myself when it moved
Same here my 1st thought is was a statues till it went for tht bite
Why the hell would that be a statue??
I thought it was a statue because it looked like paint and a one of those toy alligator and crop things and
Indeed🤭
@@MikeHoncho610 I get your but just the way it looked frozen caught me off guard too lol‼️😂
Ain’t no one gunna talk about the dam force behind that chomp just the noise alone gives me chills such an awesome beast
Man I flinched when he moved😂
When someone from Florida visits their cousin from the extended family in Australia
Can't wait for them to visit a cousin from Russia and start petting bears
Is this a Sims 4 episode of Grey Still Plays?
Did you know that it is impossible for crocodiles and alligators to make offspring. Their chromosomes are too different
A slaveowners' family get-together
@@maxl5423 no way it’s not like they’re different animals!!!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
I’ve never seen such a beautiful shade of green on 🐊
Pretty sure that's algae
its just algae...if you look at the cheek you can see where the residue starts...look that the arm, it actually a dark shade.
You peeps are so nice explaining the obvious to these idiots!
@@charleygnarly1182 yep algae
Lovely idiots
I wish this wouldn't be ur last video 😂💀
I like how crocodilians are such eating machines that they just chill with their mouths open sometimes
Did bro just smack tf outta that alligator with a piece of meat😭😭😭 That felt a little personal omgg
He beat his meat
Knocked the damn tooth out it's mouth.
When Florida and Australia unite, crocs and gators quake with fear.
Crocodile
Bro slapped his face with a piece of meat lmao I can relate
I don't care how professional the Ozzy Croc Wranglers are...I wouldn't step within 20ft of that thing!
Dude they are insane at shows and stuff because they do stuff that almost anyone else would lose a leg doing
That’s why I don’t feel bad for them if shit happens
@@flyingknee23 I definitely feel bad for them because they either die or lose a leg and are mentally messed up for the rest of their lives
20! Try 3000 I won’t be nowhere near that beast he look good and ready to eat all of us like it’s Easter Sunday
From what I’ve heard crocodiles are actually deceptively fast. You’ll want to be farther away then your expecting : P that said it’s not like they’re these monsters that get a thrill out of chasing humans, buuut never hurts to be safe
Crocodile: "An Ozzie and a Floridian... I should slowly crawl back into the soup behind me."
That's actually the greenest croc I've ever seen
Bc of the algae
"Man smack his meat at a croc's face so hard the croc lose a tooth."
Lol
I think the tooth was already laying there and they were trying to distract the gator so they could pick it up. Gators lose teeth frequently and grow them back their whole lives.
@@rebeccahager5656 "Man smacks his meat.."
A fully grown florida man can sense the scent of a crocadile from kilometres and grab its tooth within miliseconds.
Alligator*
Oh ya? I wanna see them fight crocodile in the water.
@@moonlightelf591 That's animal abuse the crocodile wouldn't stand a chance
@@deerdeleter we have both here
@@BobBob-eb4io Way more alligators than crocodiles, no?
In a parallel universe where croc eats man: “We’re talking trophy guys”
He looks like a Statue 😀😀
If he decided to charge with that dude on one knee it would be over...
It looked like he was going to as well
They attack sideways
Yeah you saw it positioning its back leg to lung right?
@@hirozzayz8164 they dont atk at the fron
You should see Matty in the water pushing them off on the snout 😂 but he knows his Crocs, and runs Territory Outback Adventure. Tripod isn't a killer, he is too well fed and too old and only has 3 legs ✌️🇭🇲
"I can't even take it home with me. But! Look at that!"
why
@@kilianfirebolt cant take animal parts on a plane. needs to be checked and shipped separately to make sure its not something illegal like a bald eagle feather.
@@kaaavemaaan i didint know they were going to fly i thought they were in their home country, thank you
@@kilianfirebolt It could also just be a rule by the people who run the place. Not sure why, but I can see it being a general guideline.
it can contain diseases too, that's why its prohibited.
They are not dinosaurs. They are just closely related.
The duo we never knew,two of the bravest species in human kind Aussie man & Florida man
Not so fun fact: Crocodiles don't ever die of old age, they just get bigger, and bigger, and bigger, until they can't get enough nutrients from food to keep living.
For real? Thats actually bonkers.. so they are the only species who are is immortal? What if i continued to feed it everyday with the freshest meat and whatever the fuck that is being fed to the croc... surely its heart would call it quits like an overweight human does.. with either heart failure, suffocation from its own weigjht on their lungs.. or just straight up organ failure...a body has miles on it like a car bro eventually it gets slower.. starts having little things here and there dont work the same..
Well we should keep feeding one enough to see how big it gets!
@@Subsistence69 said the same thing.. it cant be immortal itll have to die at some point but like turtles they will out live us so we would never know but people in the future will lol just leave that as your dying wish that next person must feed croc and pass it on like a relay race
@@hedahayden Someone should start it. We gotta create the Giant Almighty Leviathan Croc God.
@@janmajer4662 Lake Placid, here we come!!
Me at first: oh a statue The croc: *snaps* Me: *jumps and goes on an adventure to the moon, Mars, and back*
I DID THAT TO DUDE
Same
Omg same
,Hola
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In 5 mins.... crocodile「My trophies are 2 stupid guys.」
he was so mossy that he just looked like a bad croc statue at first sight
I love how Matt was like “pounds?” And did a slight Aussie joke making fun of camera man instead of saying kilograms and Matt just rolled it off and said 2,000 pounds. The subtleties:)
Pounds is the proper unit of measure. The rest of the world laughed at the Aussie for having to think about it
@@onsight1751 I see…well it was good seeing the wheels turn in his mind and I thought it was the other way around. I stand corrected. Good stuff
@@camrennik9512 I hope you sensed my sarcasm.
@@onsight1751 I hope you know that not everyone uses pOuNdS for measurements
Subtleties.....
It literally stood there dumbfounded that a Florida man and an auzzie really created the most powerful duo ever just to flash step one of its teeth it must have been thinking:”Holy shit I would have just given it to you.”
Oh man that Bleach reference was just so fucking good.
It ain’t that deep 😂
It looks fake
i literally can tell it literally stood there
@@420alien5 I thought so too 😆
Watch out, they jump for your arm regardless of what you have in your hand
The way crocodiles just sit there in shock has me crying😭
That Crocs jaws snapping shut sounded EXACTLY like the T-Rex in that 2005 King Kong epic fight scene. I bet that's what they recorded to get the sound effects for a Tyrannosaurus jaws snapping. I always wondered how that sound seemed oddly strange yet somehow totally accurate. Thanks weird crocodile dude!! :D
For anybody wondering this is what I'm talking about kzhead.info/sun/Z9agn5ixnHVpdmw/bejne.html#t=1m35s
You sole this comment from me almost word for word lol jesus christ 🤦♂️
@@patstaysuckafreeboss8006 Really? No, I didn't it was honestly the first thought that popped into my mind when I watched this video. I never saw your comment. God, and the way I hate it when people do that. Makes me think though, how many times it has seemed that way and the truth is two people just having the same thought. After all, 6bn people..it's not really that unlikely. Anyway, didn't steal your comment buddy, just had the same idea. I kinda appreciate it though, meeting more people with sound awareness. The auditive sense is extremely underrated. 👂
Lol, btw they weren’t T. Rex’s, they were V rexs (Vastatosaurus rex) Which were evolved from the T. rex
I mean to be fair if you watch the same contebt then your asking for people to have similar ideas kinda the point
Dudes playing fast and loose with that croc, that's how you lose an arm..
Croc: ❌ Dinosaur: ✔️
that's probably one of the greenest crocs I've seen
Croc: GIVE THAT BACK! I HAVE TO PUT IT UNDER MY PILLOW!
I like crocodiles, but i would NEVER in a million years be that close to one. 😥😨😨😰
Unless its mouth was taped shut, you'd be surprised how docile they seem when that's the case. I held a baby croc growing up that had its mouth taped shut, and I'll tell ya, it was a really neat experience. Their underbelly feels like really smooth leather, and the top part of them feels like smooth leather with pebble rocks in it. It's not so bad if you give it a try, just go to gatorland, then; you can touch one safely.
@@brittanylehman5104 Well a baby croc is smaller than a human Hand
@@brittanylehman5104 i don’t know what kind of tape you’d need to hold an adult alligator’s mouth from opening. yes i understand the force comes from closing but still
I'm with u brother cause if the instinct kicks in that's a meal for it
Hey.. Who knows.. Maybe in a million years their evolution makes them safer for you to be that close.. You should wait..
As a Floridian, this is how me and my family feed our pet
Dude planted the tooth! 😅
"I can't take it home with me." Proceeds to list it on ebay.
did he really?
@@jirehpsalmpaule6077 , yep, and the Mars mission is for real too.
💀💀 we all knew that was coming
🤦🏾♀️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That’s the greenish looking crocodile I ever seen! It’s so cartoony green! Normally all reptiles looked dark green and such but this is something else LMAOOO. And yes, I know the “greenish” parts were from that bog it came out of.
I thought the same thing
I think it might be because of the water
its covered with algae thats why hes/shes green
algae
Most zoos have algae in pools, crocks will eat it if stomach aches.see he doesn't have to twerl on his food to rub algae off .he gets no excersize enough to remove algae.or hes staying cool in hot sun.
Apparently “living the dream” to some people is to play with death
a alligator/crocodile is basically just a basic pet for Floridians 😂
"If I ain't livin' the dream, then I don't know what it is!" Croccy: "It's lunchtime. With you two on the menu."
🤣🤣🤣
It doesn’t know that it’s up against an Aussie and a Florida man tho😂
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@@bulbhill6524 that is the deadliest combo out there
😂😂 as soon as I heard that i couldn’t think of anything else lol
That snapping sound 😱
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Pretty sure that was just the sound of him smacking it in the face with the meat
@@joshuapomeroy3853 nah that was all teeth. He didn't smack him
BONK
Dang that’s a big gator!😥
Now we need a Russian and an Alaskan to get a bear to cooperate
That pop he did with his mouth, took my breath away. I felt that to the core!
It was the tooth actually breaking out tho. Nasty noise by thinking about it and how much it bleeded afterwards
Fun fact. It is the same sound a girls butt make when she knows you have money
@Les Awkward it was literally the sound of the tooth popping out
@@AfraidMonsters that noise is made by the sheer force of a crocs jaw snapping shut, odds are the croc would have lost that tooth soon anyway as crocs can go through thousands of teeth in their lifetime
@@AfraidMonsters that's not a tooth they make this sound with how much force they use to snap it shut so idk where ya got that from...
The green makes him look like King K.Rool
Bruh I’m stuck on him at the end of Donkey Kong 2 on the SNES. It’s brutal!
the crocodile is tough as nails just lost a tooth and doesn't even flinch
Croc: i better find a dollar under my pillow tomorrow morning!
“Alligators are angry all the time, because they got all them teeth and no tooth brush.”
Mama said...
The Waterboy
Medula Oblongata
@@funnyrabbitflyer6855 “you’re wrong and momma is right!”
Thank you
They are awfully close to be so casual and not keeping an eye on that croc. All it takes is a short dash.🗿
Notice he puts the meat by his mouth when he reaches down? That was done for that purpose, all the crocodile is thinking about is that sweet stanky meat hunk in his face
@@0326Vet I know that was the trick and these guys are expert in the field but I'll never bet with my life. Murphy's law always come into mind for things like this.
Natural selection. Crocs have to eat too
Imagine if Crocs had the intelligence of Dolphins. Why eat this small meat when I can eat the bigger one holding that meat?
An alligator that size won't be that fast it can be old too
I would never on earth take my eyes of that thing if I were that close 💀
You see how crocodiles can blend in with the green water in the background
Men: It think we can't get his food out Croc: They think I can't eat them
This is stupidity at its best. That croc is raring to feast with mouth wide open and dufus in blue, teases him with meat, then knocks one of its teeth off. Wow!! The lack of respect for nature is astounding. I wouldn't turn my back on that croc if I was them.
@L. B. Psshhh that crocs missing its front right leg. It aint doin much out the water.
@@mitchellwilley7208 How do you know that? He knocked its tooth off... that's not ok.
@L. B. I know because I have eyes and can see it's missing its leg? As for the teeth I never made a comment about that but it's not a big deal crocs lose teeth and they grow back it's what they do.
@@mitchellwilley7208 I have eyes too, so that you know AND I didn't see that. Although it's a possibility in further examination, its NOT conclusive. Regardless the dufus still knocked off a tooth!
As an American, i like when foreigners play along with our measuring system.
there isn't an American measuring system you donut the British created it and they use metric and imperial 😂
@@user-kdfkr9p And we refer to it as American because America is one of the only countries that use it nationally.... Just like American English is different than proper English. You want to know about the British research the Boe war learn how they captured and starved/heat stroke death probably 20k+ women and children of the Dutch Boers b4 ww1
@@lurk7967 : screw the Boers
@@lurk7967 first of all this country is not call America is call United States, and when you say Americans are the only ones to use this system you wrong because there is more countries in the continent of America that use the regular system, in fact united states is the only country of America to use a different system.
As an American and a foreign in the US i like to make fun of it as well
the sound he clashes his jaws with… jeeeeeeesus
Fun Fact: That crocodile’s skin is the consistency of an Easter egg shell and that’s the vinegar swamp the locals dumped a bunch of green food coloring in.
I’d 100% be taking that home with me. By hook or by crook 😂😂
I don't think you can take a crocodile that big on an airplane....maybe FedEx