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Markiplier
2017 ж. 27 Мау.
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Have you ever dared to google yourself? For my birthday I decided it would be a wonderful idea to see what the internet really thinks of me!
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  • "Markiplier is awful" Mark: *subscribes*

    @superepicguy@superepicguy6 жыл бұрын

    • Devon Bromwell Hopefully this is a joke comment, otherwise I feel bad for the people who have to deal with your blatant idiocy.

      @superepicguy@superepicguy6 жыл бұрын

    • stop with the spam

      @extrathicc3915@extrathicc39156 жыл бұрын

    • +Ruben Rojas Wha- What is that picture, its worrying.

      @MrBulldozer1000@MrBulldozer10006 жыл бұрын

    • Lithric Nostrimont You have a problem with Undertale? Do ya bud?

      @superepicguy@superepicguy6 жыл бұрын

    • i only have a problem with undertales fanbase

      @eevaann7606@eevaann76066 жыл бұрын

  • Mark: I don't know what lemon means, but I'm gonna back off Smart man, smart

    @sarahduggar2128@sarahduggar21286 жыл бұрын

    • Sarah Duggar fucking hell😂

      @mahoganyclark6556@mahoganyclark65566 жыл бұрын

    • XD

      @RipmeAJ@RipmeAJ6 жыл бұрын

    • Sarah Duggar I was like Ye good choice

      @suptawadeesampwsinghsani7380@suptawadeesampwsinghsani73806 жыл бұрын

    • :,D

      @crimjulie8957@crimjulie89576 жыл бұрын

    • do people still use that word? 😂

      @MariaMacedow@MariaMacedow6 жыл бұрын

  • The high pitch voice guy is most definitely Ethan

    @TapOut1191@TapOut11913 жыл бұрын

    • Lol true hahhahahahhha

      @ziadmohey675@ziadmohey6753 жыл бұрын

    • No, that is sooo fred figglehorn

      @friskthehumanchild1017@friskthehumanchild10173 жыл бұрын

    • @@friskthehumanchild1017 -_-

      @SpiritWarrior1.@SpiritWarrior1.2 жыл бұрын

    • Sheesh

      @babslau7477@babslau74772 жыл бұрын

    • And vice versa, if Ethan lowers his voice, he'd sounds like Markiplier

      @sullybully@sullybully2 жыл бұрын

  • Markiplier: Half Korean Half German Born in Hawaii Has the best American accent

    @thebrokencr0wn@thebrokencr0wn2 жыл бұрын

    • multi-continental guy

      @sabsterious@sabsterious Жыл бұрын

    • WHERE IN THE WORLD IS MARKIPLIER?

      @chickennuggiez1397@chickennuggiez1397 Жыл бұрын

    • @@chickennuggiez1397 everywhere EVERYTHING IS MARKIPLIER

      @mugguy-5478@mugguy-547810 ай бұрын

    • ​@@mugguy-5478am i markiplier _oh shit_

      @Vicioussnakeboy@Vicioussnakeboy9 ай бұрын

    • @@Vicioussnakeboy Yes... EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IS MARKIPLIER

      @mugguy-5478@mugguy-54789 ай бұрын

  • Mark: *types x* Everyone: *sweats*

    @failgamergirl642@failgamergirl6425 жыл бұрын

    • yup

      @jellysloth@jellysloth5 жыл бұрын

    • Shippers: **intense breathing**

      @scratchedcds@scratchedcds5 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @moanimates9585@moanimates95855 жыл бұрын

    • Mark: types p *SUFFOCATES*

      @moanimates9585@moanimates95855 жыл бұрын

    • Immediately I thought oh shit.

      @jadeshadowwolf717@jadeshadowwolf7175 жыл бұрын

  • Mark: "I don't know what lemon means... But I'm just gonna back off" Me: good choice mark

    @veenus_exe@veenus_exe6 жыл бұрын

    • XD

      @aidenkiii@aidenkiii6 жыл бұрын

    • Luciel Choi IKR

      @dariakrylova4390@dariakrylova43906 жыл бұрын

    • Great choice! I have to agree

      @helloklaussen@helloklaussen6 жыл бұрын

    • Luciel Choi IKR I WAS LIKE MARK RUN!!!

      @thatoneyoshikid1646@thatoneyoshikid16466 жыл бұрын

    • Luciel Choi good choice mark..good choice

      @cutestgrim@cutestgrim6 жыл бұрын

  • “Markiplier is short” Modern mark: oh really? Fan: your so short! Old mark: yeah I know! Modern mark: *giggles*

    @kuikos2606@kuikos26063 жыл бұрын

    • It’s funnier for me cause im shorter than him lol

      @kitkatpita6703@kitkatpita67032 жыл бұрын

    • squid game number of likes 456

      @SRM-fantix-_-@SRM-fantix-_-2 жыл бұрын

    • I'm taller than him and I'm not even half his age-

      @TheCelestialChaosShow@TheCelestialChaosShow2 жыл бұрын

    • @@TheCelestialChaosShow wish i was taller 😭

      @kitkatpita6703@kitkatpita67032 жыл бұрын

    • @@kitkatpita6703 Don't worry. Just try to live through these trying times TvT

      @TheCelestialChaosShow@TheCelestialChaosShow2 жыл бұрын

  • “You make bad videos too and nobody say nothing” -most supportive mom

    @durableonion812@durableonion8123 жыл бұрын

  • *Fans* You're so short! You're so short! *Mark* I KNOW!!!!

    @rosemilligan4256@rosemilligan42566 жыл бұрын

    • cutest smol man

      @shiraduke812@shiraduke8126 жыл бұрын

    • R DIY LOLOLOLOL

      @angelcorona4246@angelcorona42466 жыл бұрын

    • Im the same hight and im 13!

      @maurius1@maurius16 жыл бұрын

    • Glad someone quoted my video. Just to be clear guys, I wasn't the one who was saying he is short. those were people around me. heh

      @ZyxieRumor@ZyxieRumor6 жыл бұрын

    • I am 14 and a half and I am taller than Mark

      @bytutie6361@bytutie63616 жыл бұрын

  • Mark: "I don't know what a lemon is-" Me: "oh dear everyone, hide the evidence! He must not know!"

    @meimei@meimei6 жыл бұрын

    • I DONT UNDERSTAND EITHER!!!!

      @atlashp1076@atlashp10766 жыл бұрын

    • What does it mean

      @brandycarter3127@brandycarter31276 жыл бұрын

    • What's it mean I'm innocent

      @cognitivebehaviouraltherap1255@cognitivebehaviouraltherap12556 жыл бұрын

    • What it means is simply R-18 stories with personxreader, personxperson or such ovo

      @meimei@meimei6 жыл бұрын

    • lemon party

      @theSixPathsOfTrains@theSixPathsOfTrains6 жыл бұрын

  • "Markriplier is awful" Mark: I am going to subscribe to this channel it’s quality content

    @witheredbonnie3913@witheredbonnie39133 жыл бұрын

  • 5:30 ok is nobody gonna talk about how markiplier is wearing the same shirt as the one in the video?

    @-gacha_brook-@-gacha_brook-3 жыл бұрын

    • i was looking for this comment hahahahaha

      @tarshmilarkey4372@tarshmilarkey43722 жыл бұрын

  • 2:20: "He doesn't care about his followers." 2019 Markiplier: *I got my wisdom teeth removed.*

    @itsmexxie@itsmexxie5 жыл бұрын

    • "Ess BRIIIIIIIIGHT" - Markiplier 2019

      @someonerandom7315@someonerandom73155 жыл бұрын

    • High Mark is the sweetest man there is

      @Zeratul795@Zeratul7955 жыл бұрын

    • Oh Roasted...

      @kycic9449@kycic94494 жыл бұрын

    • @@Zeratul795 so true! He is so sweet!

      @robloxmyths4451@robloxmyths44514 жыл бұрын

    • "Stephany?.." markiplier 2019 god i love dis boy

      @rixinrazor205@rixinrazor2054 жыл бұрын

  • Markiplier: *looks up his fan art* Me: oh no Markiplier: *puts x in front of his name* Me: *prepares to exit youtube*

    @griffincappin8567@griffincappin85674 жыл бұрын

    • I was gunna type dat! 😂😂

      @HolyCrimin@HolyCrimin4 жыл бұрын

    • Markiplier: *type x beside his name* Me: *"So you have chosen death"*

      @user-td3tp9em9t@user-td3tp9em9t4 жыл бұрын

    • He don't need to know what that Lemon means T^T😅😅

      @coral_gacha6802@coral_gacha68024 жыл бұрын

    • THIS COMMENT SENT ME 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂

      @kristenconner5705@kristenconner57054 жыл бұрын

    • I just screamed

      @strongpowerthankyou9925@strongpowerthankyou99254 жыл бұрын

  • when he typed in “x” i think he realized he just hella exposed a hefty portion of the fanbase lmaooo 😂

    @rorirose20@rorirose203 жыл бұрын

  • Random kid: “YOUR SO SHORT” Mark: “I know”

    @kadencecrew5831@kadencecrew58313 жыл бұрын

  • 12:14 *"I dont know what lemon means, but I'm- I'm gonna back off on that one."* o h t h a n k g o d

    @kittennature@kittennature5 жыл бұрын

    • He would have been scarred

      @dorothymckain9148@dorothymckain91485 жыл бұрын

    • I'm so glad he didn't do that

      @MG-lr9jv@MG-lr9jv5 жыл бұрын

    • wait wat

      @lemonandgaming6013@lemonandgaming60135 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr.... That went down a rabbit hole real quick.

      @denice2724@denice27245 жыл бұрын

    • Wait what does it mean?

      @samanthako506@samanthako5065 жыл бұрын

  • Mark: *types x* Me: *screeches in corner with cross* NOOOOOOOOOO

    @gracyn5922@gracyn59224 жыл бұрын

    • Lmaoooo I'm so happy I'm reading this at 12:52 am 🤣🤣

      @briannas177@briannas1774 жыл бұрын

    • SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE

      @Lunaontheinternet@Lunaontheinternet4 жыл бұрын

    • THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

      @sarahthemagicsquid1605@sarahthemagicsquid16054 жыл бұрын

    • I. FrEaKeD. Out. When he put the "x" then instantly relaxed when he said he was gonna skip it. *wipes brow*

      @joannadzenowski6214@joannadzenowski62144 жыл бұрын

    • “I don’t know what lemon means” *GOOD.*

      @zizthefirst@zizthefirst3 жыл бұрын

  • “Try not to cry Markiplier edition.” Me who has seen that video: *crying*

    @wilford_warfstache3468@wilford_warfstache34683 жыл бұрын

  • Just came here to celebrate the life of Unus Annus, Thanks for the memories Mark.

    @The-Assassin-From-Hell@The-Assassin-From-Hell3 жыл бұрын

    • Memento Mori, Memento Vivere

      @Wheatcamp@Wheatcamp3 жыл бұрын

  • *Mark:* "I don't know what a lemon is-" *Me:* "you are an innocent smol bean..."

    @caitnicolec1069@caitnicolec10696 жыл бұрын

    • CaitieGreen seems like not everybody has dived into the more secluded parts of the online community :-/... but seriously, kinda relieved that he isn't aware of the written stuff 'yet'.

      @cyberryzer9430@cyberryzer94306 жыл бұрын

    • CaitieGreen true

      @JoyaLewisTheMusician@JoyaLewisTheMusician6 жыл бұрын

    • He does know... He acts like he doesn't. -_-

      @GameGuy667@GameGuy6676 жыл бұрын

    • WHAT DOES LEMON????????

      @ruth1605@ruth16056 жыл бұрын

    • What does it mean? O.o

      @FaerieAmira@FaerieAmira6 жыл бұрын

  • "I don't know what lemon means..." *oh you sweet summer child*

    @aspenatlas1559@aspenatlas15595 жыл бұрын

    • Human of planet earth, do not look it up, save your innocent mind DON'T READ IT, TRUST ME ON THAT ONE...

      @ilyshawty3039@ilyshawty30395 жыл бұрын

    • But... what does it mean? I'm curious.

      @OddballKitten@OddballKitten5 жыл бұрын

    • What does it mean?

      @artsyika@artsyika5 жыл бұрын

    • @@artsyika fanfic sex

      @ashiri5@ashiri55 жыл бұрын

    • Chibi Chan AAAAH MY INNOCENT MINDDDDD “Not that innocent” mind... Okay... I never had an innocent mind

      @kiyahlee4295@kiyahlee42955 жыл бұрын

  • Markiplier: *Type’s X* Me and all the shippers: *sweat nervously and hide*

    @yocallahan1973@yocallahan19733 жыл бұрын

    • Mission abort mission abort I say! Mark backs out sigh of relief and not panic lmao

      @ballorafnaf849@ballorafnaf8492 жыл бұрын

  • 2:43 IM CRYING AT THE OTHER TAB THEY HAVE OPEN

    @moo7035@moo70352 жыл бұрын

  • Markiplier: I don't know what lemon means but I'm gonna- I'm gonna back off from that one... Me: Wise choice

    @Corviidei@Corviidei6 жыл бұрын

    • Lizzy Macaroon THE INNOCENCE

      @rolanfitzgerald2580@rolanfitzgerald25806 жыл бұрын

    • +Lizzy Macaroon um, when a person loves an OTP very much they uh, write sinful stuff about it.

      @Corviidei@Corviidei6 жыл бұрын

    • Lima Bean agreed

      @adamblake7189@adamblake71896 жыл бұрын

    • holy crap THEY POST JUNK ON WATTPAD ABOUT TWO CHARACTERS HAVING SEX

      @Corviidei@Corviidei6 жыл бұрын

    • DO YOU GET IT NOW LIZZY? DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS NOW??

      @Corviidei@Corviidei6 жыл бұрын

  • Imagine being someone who ACTUALLY hates Mark with every bone in your body so you post a video about it... And a little while later you get a notification saying Markiplier is following you

    @spond183@spond1834 жыл бұрын

    • You know that channel is satire, right?

      @Olkin_@Olkin_3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Olkin_ It's.... a Joke

      @mxvia.@mxvia.3 жыл бұрын

    • @@mxvia. ...oh...F

      @Olkin_@Olkin_3 жыл бұрын

    • I’m curious. Do you actually get notified about which account followed you?

      @arkhalis3682@arkhalis36823 жыл бұрын

    • Cancer Lord yup

      @adrocky1236@adrocky12363 жыл бұрын

  • "I peaked with Huniepop and I'm waiting for the sequel to come out so I can peak once more"

    @nayas1885@nayas18853 жыл бұрын

    • And now, we wait until he keeps playing the sequel

      @maddiet9561@maddiet95613 жыл бұрын

  • I love how mark is laughing at people hating on him. Like honestly Mark your videos make my day!!

    @pbandj_thebunnies3115@pbandj_thebunnies31153 жыл бұрын

  • Mark:I don't know what a lemon is Me:PROTECT THE SMOL ONE

    @okami7125@okami71256 жыл бұрын

    • Jamless protect sunshine hobi too!!!

      @nurijung9663@nurijung96636 жыл бұрын

    • HOBI

      @sana7630@sana76306 жыл бұрын

    • Jamless i dont know What a lemon is too ;-;

      @Rosia4309@Rosia43096 жыл бұрын

    • Jamless agreed

      @angelsheavenlygarden1267@angelsheavenlygarden12676 жыл бұрын

    • Rosia Another smol bean to protect, save yourself before you are infected like the rest of us

      @sassysydaj6331@sassysydaj63316 жыл бұрын

  • I think it’s hilarious that Mark is subscribing to his haters

    @mogy6492@mogy64925 жыл бұрын

    • Maryann he only subscribes to his haters but not his fans Edit-lets all become haters to get subscribed

      @askewtale7930@askewtale79305 жыл бұрын

    • True Blue you know there’s really not a easy way to subscribe to 20 million people. And this is a video, and what he was doing he found a haters KZhead channel and decided to subscribe to it for laughs

      @mogy6492@mogy64925 жыл бұрын

    • Maryann yep

      @spencerm.8870@spencerm.88705 жыл бұрын

    • You know someone’s a good person when they don’t bash people who bash them.

      @mogy6492@mogy64925 жыл бұрын

    • Maryann I should start making hate videos so he’d sub to me 😂😂

      @LemonRaptorOfficial@LemonRaptorOfficial5 жыл бұрын

  • 5:33 Mark be wearing the same t-shirt as the past mark in that video loll

    @firewolf1041@firewolf10413 жыл бұрын

    • I noticed that too lmao

      @corvusmay1041@corvusmay10413 жыл бұрын

  • 7:51 his mom just destroys him

    @gho3945@gho39453 жыл бұрын

  • Mark: "I don't know what 'lemon' is..." Me, aloud: "No! No!" Mark: "I'm backing off of that..." Me: "Phew!"

    @MrGlitchHead@MrGlitchHead6 жыл бұрын

    • MrGlitchHead I was so scared one of my stories would pop up, not that I'm popular or anything, I'm just a shit writer and virgins can't write porn to save their lives.

      @dawnforest1506@dawnforest15066 жыл бұрын

    • Sameeeee

      @theantwon@theantwon6 жыл бұрын

    • MrGlitchHead Ohh ok

      @xxtiredofrealityxx5147@xxtiredofrealityxx51476 жыл бұрын

    • I don't get it

      @Kookie_978@Kookie_9786 жыл бұрын

    • MrGlitchHead Wut is lemon

      @No__18@No__186 жыл бұрын

  • *_”Idk what that means but, Imma just back off..”_* *_Me: Good job child, You have been raised well._*

    @vuduygiang6276@vuduygiang62765 жыл бұрын

    • Why no replies?

      @malusison9599@malusison95994 жыл бұрын

    • Me: CLICK IT, CLICK IT

      @dawnblair5804@dawnblair58044 жыл бұрын

  • markplier: yes im asian... im half korea- me : north or south

    @ssm71@ssm713 жыл бұрын

    • Exactly. That's why he's half-Korean.

      @efulmer8675@efulmer86753 жыл бұрын

  • 8:09 *the mom having regrets* Me: ...dis dude has got to be adopted-

    @Esh-The-DUMBO@Esh-The-DUMBO3 жыл бұрын

    • Mom looks like she is stoned on opioids

      @trumpetman2529@trumpetman25293 жыл бұрын

    • @@trumpetman2529 lmao

      @Esh-The-DUMBO@Esh-The-DUMBO3 жыл бұрын

  • “I DONT KNOW WHAT *LEMON* MEANS BUT BUT IM GONNA BACK OFF ON THAT ONE.” Got me 😂

    @Whiteshirt572@Whiteshirt5724 жыл бұрын

    • FOR GODS SAKE LEMON IS A FRUIT!!!!

      @bakagoudekusalo7583@bakagoudekusalo75834 жыл бұрын

    • @@bakagoudekusalo7583 buuut~~ it is also another term for....P0rN

      @undertalesans9988@undertalesans99884 жыл бұрын

    • @@undertalesans9988 and people say the internet teaches me nothing

      @ryndoesathing4183@ryndoesathing41834 жыл бұрын

    • @@ryndoesathing4183 yup

      @undertalesans9988@undertalesans99884 жыл бұрын

    • What's porn

      @bakagoudekusalo7583@bakagoudekusalo75834 жыл бұрын

  • 5:18 THE BACKGROUND THE SHIRT THE HAIRSTYLE HE NEVER CHANGED

    @rinaldisuryawan4644@rinaldisuryawan46446 жыл бұрын

    • ALSO THE HEADPHONES!!! ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

      @arikomorovski9544@arikomorovski95446 жыл бұрын

    • rinaldi suryawan when I saw it there were noises coming from my throat that if you herd in the middle of the night you would pray you were not about to be POSSESSED BY A DEMON

      @thegreatck7088@thegreatck70886 жыл бұрын

    • rinaldi suryawan but his hair color change

      @milly8934@milly89346 жыл бұрын

    • rinaldi suryawan I know!!!!

      @crazygamers9358@crazygamers93586 жыл бұрын

    • LMFAO THEY'RE TWO YEARS SEPARATE AND EVERYTHING IS THE EXACT SAME

      @tranq122@tranq1226 жыл бұрын

  • Markiplier searches memes about himself: HERBLORE hErBlOrE HeRbLoRe herblore HERBLORW HERBLORE HERBLORE HERRRRRRRRRRB...LORE HER LOOOOOOOORE me: I dOnT kNoW wHaT yOuR tAlKiNg AbOuT

    @chillboi6275@chillboi62753 жыл бұрын

  • 8:30 imagine this kid actually saw this video

    @araiugulbek3854@araiugulbek38542 жыл бұрын

  • Some chanel's name: "Markiplier is awful" Markiplier: "Subscribe!" I laughed so hard. >_

    @user-wn5iy5us7x@user-wn5iy5us7x4 жыл бұрын

    • Me too

      @farciarzfunny5326@farciarzfunny53263 жыл бұрын

    • lol

      @luizgaming5132@luizgaming51323 жыл бұрын

  • “I google myself to see what the internet has to say about my everyday *lives* “ _w h a t d o e s t h i s m e a n M a r k ? ? ?_

    @scratchedcds@scratchedcds5 жыл бұрын

    • Markiplier is 15 beings of which 1 is video mark another is outside mark and one other one is GOD MARK, the being so powerful that it can stop video mark from entering our (The fandoms) territory.

      @memesshouldstayasdreams9483@memesshouldstayasdreams94835 жыл бұрын

    • @memes should stay as dreams *how long did this take you to think of this?*

      @scratchedcds@scratchedcds5 жыл бұрын

    • Mark has backup clones

      @nevrikx@nevrikx5 жыл бұрын

    • @@scratchedcds wilford warfstache, darkiplier and markiplier

      @pandatobi5897@pandatobi58974 жыл бұрын

    • *Matpat intensifies*

      @wallis.@wallis.4 жыл бұрын

  • I think, it's amazing that Mark just laugh at the persons who talked really bad about him. I mean, that just mean he doesn't care about what other people think. Exactly one of the reasons why he's my favorite KZheadr

    @jenniferalbrecht9106@jenniferalbrecht91062 жыл бұрын

  • A new microphone my mommy gave me 3:11

    @nobodylovesme7140@nobodylovesme71403 жыл бұрын

  • That Hater : I got a new mic from my mommy. Me: LOL

    @theanimeditor6400@theanimeditor64004 жыл бұрын

    • Sorry I can’t like you have 69 likes

      @bassam5666@bassam56663 жыл бұрын

    • @@bassam5666 then who made it 70 a hour later

      @theanimeditor6400@theanimeditor64003 жыл бұрын

    • @@bassam5666 I liked. One more and we'll reach 70 likes DO IT PEOPLE

      @totallyoriginalusername1791@totallyoriginalusername17913 жыл бұрын

    • @@totallyoriginalusername1791 uhh it was supposed to stay at 69

      @ILikeBirds@ILikeBirds3 жыл бұрын

    • Pretty sure it was satire

      @teabird7262@teabird72623 жыл бұрын

  • "I don't know what lemon means" My child....don't. Just. Don't.

    @madammaddie3946@madammaddie39466 жыл бұрын

    • Madam Maddie Dont let him....;-;

      @flowermistanimations8689@flowermistanimations86896 жыл бұрын

    • im sorry, im so innocent, but i need.. to knoww..... save me from googling it pleeeease

      @spazzmania5798@spazzmania57984 жыл бұрын

  • The Mom in that one video looks so disappointed in her son😂 Edit: why tf is he drooling so much

    @Catty_Wampus4610@Catty_Wampus46103 жыл бұрын

  • Are we not gonna talk about how he said "My everyday LIVES"

    @smlactic..973@smlactic..9733 жыл бұрын

  • 9:24 notice that the video was uploaded under his mother's youtube account. im dying XD

    @curtisyun5464@curtisyun54646 жыл бұрын

    • Curtis Yun lol

      @ameliab2853@ameliab28536 жыл бұрын

  • mark: im 5'10 me, being 5'1 and knowing he towers over me: hehehe shorty

    @lunarlighxt@lunarlighxt4 жыл бұрын

    • panda bear think about it, Wade and Bob are taller than him

      @cooljackster7390@cooljackster73904 жыл бұрын

    • he thinks he’s short i’m like 5’3 or 5’4

      @nothingfordarkness@nothingfordarkness4 жыл бұрын

    • I’m 5’2 and I’m barely a teenager

      @zachglossip3127@zachglossip31274 жыл бұрын

    • I’m 5’0 ft and I’m 11 :/

      @itsjustmemayo@itsjustmemayo4 жыл бұрын

    • I'm 4'11 to begin with 💀💀💀

      @lezgetit7307@lezgetit73074 жыл бұрын

  • Mark: *types x* Me: NO MARK PLEASE

    @wilford_warfstache3468@wilford_warfstache34683 жыл бұрын

  • imagine him seeing "Markiplier has subscribed to your channel" in his notifications lol

    @Mooonwithanextrao@Mooonwithanextrao3 жыл бұрын

  • I see many people do not know what a lemon is. Well, Lemons are sour, right? A Lemon, in reading terms, is a short story 'Sour hour'. In other words, it's a short sex story.

    @gravityflops@gravityflops6 жыл бұрын

    • STAHP MARK MUST OT KNOW!!11! xD

      @dr.redacted_@dr.redacted_6 жыл бұрын

    • TheMythCraft shhhhhh don't tell them let the find out and learn for themselves (I've known what a lemon story since forever) they have to learn themselves

      @kayleemims4877@kayleemims48776 жыл бұрын

    • Purple Anon look at 2:13 one of the tabs says free porn

      @thekgaming5182@thekgaming51826 жыл бұрын

    • ya. did it escape your notice that Mark noticed.

      @emilietgmthegoldenminecart9675@emilietgmthegoldenminecart96756 жыл бұрын

    • The k Gaming omg XDD

      @saltymcsalt1357@saltymcsalt13576 жыл бұрын

  • Mark the reason the fan video hasnt come out yet is more personal, james the guy running markiplier FAM has been having tough times in life and hes gone off the grid for youtube and things for a while to take care of himself and family. Just thought you should know, he was really dedicated to this but life got in the way, itd be nice to send him a confidence boost if you happen to somehow see this, i think it would make his day.

    @kristyc8249@kristyc82496 жыл бұрын

    • wrong

      @So_Appalled@So_Appalled6 жыл бұрын

    • I am sorry

      @spartanok7704@spartanok77046 жыл бұрын

    • If you can tell him or her (im not here to judge) that I'm sorry to hear that.

      @dominicwarner4099@dominicwarner40996 жыл бұрын

    • Kristy C ya it's my first video of him and i like it more then podypy but pewdepie is good

      @blackcherry6050@blackcherry60506 жыл бұрын

    • Keegan Moore believe what you want, I'm just repeating what I've seen on Twitter.

      @kristyc8249@kristyc82496 жыл бұрын

  • 1:08 best part ever

    @32bit15@32bit152 жыл бұрын

  • It's weird coming back to this video and hearing Mark talk about crying on the tour, because in the following February the same thing happened again at the show I went to and the other guys were all being super nice to Mark

    @lucimorningstar812@lucimorningstar8123 жыл бұрын

  • He was smart to not see the lemon

    @heyhey-ew3cg@heyhey-ew3cg6 жыл бұрын

    • Marks reaction list 1. *Markiplier is dead* Markiplier:*HOW MANY PEOPLE WANT ME DEAD?!* 2.Markiplier is an asian Markiplier:TRUE BRO 3 . markiplier is short Markiplier:nor am I short or a midget

      @Poke_lxver@Poke_lxver6 жыл бұрын

    • hey hey i love lemos. now i dont.

      @friendlyneighborhoodasexua410@friendlyneighborhoodasexua4106 жыл бұрын

  • "I don't know what lemon means, but im just gonna back off." IMAGINE WHAT HE WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF HIS FANS IF HE CLICKED ON IT OMG

    @mossdawolf501@mossdawolf5015 жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @stefaniamouzakiti682@stefaniamouzakiti6824 жыл бұрын

    • he would have seen us for the naughty creatures we are

      @Sleepy_Sunshine@Sleepy_Sunshine4 жыл бұрын

    • I ꧁༺ XxTheowlsmartsxX ༻꧂ I you don’t wanna know

      @kookiebts1963@kookiebts19634 жыл бұрын

    • He would go hulk mode Poor mark

      @WitheredBonBonBon@WitheredBonBonBon4 жыл бұрын

    • Alpine I was disturbed when that came up I was like “AAAAA NO BEGONE”. The. He deleted it and I was fine. (Yes I’m a girl NOT a fan girl

      @TheFunFeet0@TheFunFeet04 жыл бұрын

  • 13:52 "is markiplier an engineer? THE ANSWER IS NOOO!!" *after the events of in space with markiplier* "captain,I didn't mean that."

    @taraktaras7327@taraktaras7327 Жыл бұрын

  • 2:20 “mark doesn’t care abt his fans” Back a while ago “getting wisdom teeth removed” he said so many nice things to us and his girlfriend

    @jellyarmy1661@jellyarmy16612 жыл бұрын

  • Raise your hand if you know what lemon means. *raises hand*

    @leemebaby@leemebaby6 жыл бұрын

    • Lekyea Eugnyn *Raises hand* I've seen too much. 😂👌😅

      @soly1203@soly12036 жыл бұрын

    • *raises hand* i am sorry ._.

      @BK--xj9ud@BK--xj9ud6 жыл бұрын

    • khaled5559 gaming No need to be sorry. I feel as if we both are traumatized. 😂

      @soly1203@soly12036 жыл бұрын

    • *raises hand* welp, seems like we're in one boat...

      @cyberryzer9430@cyberryzer94306 жыл бұрын

    • *Raises hand* read one yesterday

      @fishiee113@fishiee1136 жыл бұрын

  • “I don’t know what lemon means” and I love you for you’re innocence

    @nerdygal6133@nerdygal61335 жыл бұрын

    • Warriorcat Enthusiast “innocence”🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

      @PhiTheSimp@PhiTheSimp4 жыл бұрын

    • what does lemon mean ;--;

      @luwakdoesart1244@luwakdoesart12444 жыл бұрын

    • As a fanfic reader, I’m glad he didn’t click on that XD

      @x0x_itsbeanie@x0x_itsbeanie4 жыл бұрын

    • One of the many reasons we love you Mark

      @FullmetalDabi@FullmetalDabi4 жыл бұрын

    • @@x0x_itsbeanie ain't that the truth

      @noble501st4@noble501st44 жыл бұрын

  • 11:36 WTF 🤣

    @likelydash@likelydash3 жыл бұрын

  • Man, I have to say, Mark is a strong guy, you might be emotional but you're tough at what comes to you, I understand what you're going through and I hope you're having a great day and a great life ahead of you :)✨

    @LegendaryMaoMao20@LegendaryMaoMao202 жыл бұрын

  • “I don’t know what lemon is, but I’m going to back off” *crisis averted*

    @iindigoFern@iindigoFern4 жыл бұрын

    • A B O L E M P T E H A G A A

      @zevuu_@zevuu_3 жыл бұрын

    • @@zevuu_ wtf

      @jacryan2626@jacryan26263 жыл бұрын

    • Oof I'm scared 😨

      @juanitasuniverse1144@juanitasuniverse11442 жыл бұрын

  • "Markiplier is short...OH AM I?" *immediately after* People: "You're so short!" Mark:"I KNOW! :D"

    @flashbackfrank8781@flashbackfrank87814 жыл бұрын

    • iLLuxTrap 420 likes

      @sainsburyslocal@sainsburyslocal3 жыл бұрын

    • @@sainsburyslocal 664 likes

      @qtxhobezxtq6611@qtxhobezxtq66113 жыл бұрын

    • @@qtxhobezxtq6611 720 likes

      @mikecisneros5033@mikecisneros50333 жыл бұрын

    • @Lauren Todd 795

      @Niko253@Niko2533 жыл бұрын

    • your 1000th comment enjoy mate

      @runner-us7vx@runner-us7vx3 жыл бұрын

  • "i dont know what lemon means" *wattpad flashbacks intensifiy*

    @Zasha-uq5uo@Zasha-uq5uo2 ай бұрын

  • Any deeper and things would’ve gotten traumatising

    @penguioon4251@penguioon42512 жыл бұрын

  • Fans: "You're so short!!" Mark: "I know" *walks away cutely*

    @ryndni@ryndni6 жыл бұрын

    • lol

      @Jaden_Games@Jaden_Games6 жыл бұрын

    • It was a perfect markiplier moment

      @moonshineluvtequilarose4209@moonshineluvtequilarose42096 жыл бұрын

    • Dat butt tho

      @ErraticConduct@ErraticConduct6 жыл бұрын

    • you are out of ideas. Also you are dead. I GOOGLE MYSELF

      @caseyco9152@caseyco91526 жыл бұрын

    • subscribe just because u have a play list that's called aphmau

      @indiaharris5675@indiaharris56756 жыл бұрын

  • "I don't know what lemon is" oh but you will mark....soon

    @dreadthorns@dreadthorns6 жыл бұрын

    • I love that he doesn't know what lemon is

      @arisanakayama9874@arisanakayama98746 жыл бұрын

    • Ah to be innocent again~

      @MrXDAwsome@MrXDAwsome6 жыл бұрын

  • I'm years late to the party, but septiplier was my accidental introduction to Fanfiction, and I was admittedly weirded out by it because just the mass sexualzation of two people who where very clearly uncomfortable with it (I looked it up cause I seen it in the comments and I was younger), but a friend of mine actually introduced me to less sexual fan writings about fictinal people and those people actually inspired me to write my own book.

    @dakongaming7054@dakongaming70543 жыл бұрын

  • Honestly that kind of makes me mad that people call him a mistake like that.And he’s NOT Asian he’s fricking Half Korean!Like literally?!

    @luluheart5750@luluheart57503 жыл бұрын

  • When he subscribed to the hate channel. 😂 I nearly spit out my water. That kid's reaction must've been amazing. (Even if it was a joke)

    @kirstenb3845@kirstenb38456 жыл бұрын

    • KirstenIsStrange ikr

      @waitdoineedahandle@waitdoineedahandle6 жыл бұрын

    • The kids reaction (if he wasn't lying) would be "#$#@## markiplier #@:!:!$ subed!" Wich he would say in an angry voice

      @alistairr5823@alistairr58236 жыл бұрын

    • KirstenIsStrange ikr "what's the name of the Chinese guy with the red hair mom?" I died XDDD

      @jayjay945@jayjay9456 жыл бұрын

    • It’s a joke

      @rang4889@rang48896 жыл бұрын

    • im actually best friends with the guy who made the channel. its a joke dude 😂😂

      @SuperDiscoPanada@SuperDiscoPanada6 жыл бұрын

  • Question: How to piss off Markiplier? Answer: You can't and you're wasting your life trying 😂😂😅😜

    @jason51560@jason515606 жыл бұрын

    • i am bread

      @sarahzn9210@sarahzn92106 жыл бұрын

    • mario maker

      @vengefulspork8622@vengefulspork86226 жыл бұрын

    • I was thinking more people but fair points

      @jason51560@jason515606 жыл бұрын

    • just tell him he's short lmao

      @Apicfail1000@Apicfail10006 жыл бұрын

    • The Grim Reaper yes you can sit him down with a rage inducing game like i am bread and there you go a pissed off markiplier

      @kyky121911@kyky1219116 жыл бұрын

  • I LOVE HOW HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT LEMON WAS BUT KNEW TO STAY AWAY LMFAO

    @drunkbard5816@drunkbard58162 жыл бұрын

  • Seriously? You’re not short. You’re the perfect height. Haters suck! Love you man.

    @jynniferspencer861@jynniferspencer8612 жыл бұрын

  • I love how cool Mark is about being shit-talked online, he just laughs and nullifies your will to hate him 😂

    @agoblintrippingonhorrordus145@agoblintrippingonhorrordus1455 жыл бұрын

    • I like how you used the word nullify haha made this comment funnier :)

      @_R0N1N@_R0N1N5 жыл бұрын

    • Alyssa Grace nullifies? More like obliterates

      @SpikeyBagel@SpikeyBagel4 жыл бұрын

  • Google: is Markiplier married to Jacksepticeye Mark: *No thank you* Septiplier Fandom: *TRIGGERED*

    @bella-ki1kg@bella-ki1kg6 жыл бұрын

    • BellaPixi fuck that fandom tbh, just in all honesty its annoying. dont be all "oh imma zap you with the eye of septiplier!! 1!! 1! 1!!" just bc I dont like the fandom. fuck the fandom dude, idk who the hell came up with that retarded ass shit.

      @tripsyck@tripsyck6 жыл бұрын

    • BellaPixi with u on that one XD

      @bakaneglect4702@bakaneglect47026 жыл бұрын

    • BellaPixi saaammmmeeee

      @jormund69@jormund696 жыл бұрын

    • IKR?

      @desdiaries333@desdiaries3336 жыл бұрын

    • The septiplier fandom is always triggered.

      @drakenn342@drakenn3426 жыл бұрын

  • i love your stuff you have been such an inspiration to me especially through hard times. i love you mark!!! keep up the great work!!!!!

    @twisty_the_dracoraptor5081@twisty_the_dracoraptor50813 жыл бұрын

  • 12:16 “I DONT KNOW WHAT LEMON MEANS BUT BUT IM GONNA BACK OFF ON THAT" when you encounter the word lemon the thing to do is back away slowly and hope that the fruit did not follow you

    @Plertone@Plertone2 жыл бұрын

  • 12:07 Mark: *Types X* Me: (O-O') Shitshitshitshitshitshit...

    @MikeG-bc1be@MikeG-bc1be5 жыл бұрын

    • That was me reaction too XD

      @RainbowSoda@RainbowSoda4 жыл бұрын

    • HES GONNA FIND PUT RUN

      @moomoostardust1837@moomoostardust18374 жыл бұрын

    • This is exactly why I'm scared to watch this asdfghjkl I've put this off for so long

      @disquietudedevotion7827@disquietudedevotion78274 жыл бұрын

    • _ Galaxy _ OMG BRUH! //// 😂😂😂

      @captainglitch6450@captainglitch64504 жыл бұрын

    • When I saw lemon, the only thing I was thinking was don’tclickonitdontclickonitdontclickonitdontclickonit

      @smallballadeer@smallballadeer4 жыл бұрын

  • "I don't know what lemon is, but I'm just gonna BACK OFF" GOOD IDEA SIR

    @minysho1@minysho16 жыл бұрын

    • The Light Of Dawn please explain to me what a lemon is

      @acetelvanni884@acetelvanni8846 жыл бұрын

    • Ace Telvanni YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW IF YOU DON'T KNOW SHIELD YOUR INNOCENT EARS

      @minysho1@minysho16 жыл бұрын

    • The Light Of Dawn And now I want to know...

      @deadlysnow7242@deadlysnow72426 жыл бұрын

    • Deadly Snow CHILD PLEASE, SHIELD THY EARS!! CURIOUSITY DOES KILL THE POOR KITTY

      @minysho1@minysho16 жыл бұрын

    • can you tell me what a lemon is good sir i am rather curious

      @omar-cf9lq@omar-cf9lq6 жыл бұрын

  • But the fact that it recommended me this 4 years later

    @ItzBayzz@ItzBayzz Жыл бұрын

  • 9:51 until you change it to lunky for a little bit

    @lapiscake1211@lapiscake12113 жыл бұрын

  • Markiplier: I don’t know what lemon means. Me who knows what it means: well stay away from that

    @imtrash_1734@imtrash_17344 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah same

      @Jay-gt5pt@Jay-gt5pt4 жыл бұрын

    • Well lemon is a sour fruit It means it's a fruit 😕😕🙁😑

      @bakagoudekusalo7583@bakagoudekusalo75834 жыл бұрын

    • -_- How do you know what it means???

      @rachelthepotato7279@rachelthepotato72794 жыл бұрын

    • Rachel C friends

      @imtrash_1734@imtrash_17344 жыл бұрын

    • @@bakagoudekusalo7583 what a such innocent soul...😂

      @patri.44@patri.444 жыл бұрын

  • *Mark*: "What does lemon mean?" *Me*: *"MARK BACK THE FUCK AWAY"*

    @tantavie8852@tantavie88526 жыл бұрын

    • Tantavie irk

      @chubby-kv5ch@chubby-kv5ch6 жыл бұрын

    • Tantavie same

      @krystaldot394@krystaldot3946 жыл бұрын

    • when he ask what a lemon was all I thought was YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOU WILL NEVER WANT TO KNOW .

      @krystaldot394@krystaldot3946 жыл бұрын

    • Krystal Dotson I'm sad that I even know what it means

      @chubby-kv5ch@chubby-kv5ch6 жыл бұрын

    • chubby 6000000 I am to

      @krystaldot394@krystaldot3946 жыл бұрын

  • 11:59 IS THAT AN ATTACK ON TITAN FANART? two of my favorite things- Markiplier and Attack on Titan- combined. How cool

    @harlieraeextra1931@harlieraeextra19312 жыл бұрын

  • Me: *googles myself* Also me: *finds recipes and pictures of disgusting cakes*

    @riisikakku337@riisikakku3373 жыл бұрын

  • mark giggling at haters is one of the best things ive ever seen

    @maryroyale@maryroyale6 жыл бұрын

    • mary i cant even fuckin' imagine a grown ass man giggling

      @sugasmainandonlyhoe3739@sugasmainandonlyhoe37396 жыл бұрын

    • vminkook shipper oh I can

      @shadwdemn2012@shadwdemn20126 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @alexcritchfield7454@alexcritchfield74546 жыл бұрын

    • vminkook shipper booooooooo

      @mizore1594@mizore15946 жыл бұрын

    • mary ikr

      @nata-scree1531@nata-scree15316 жыл бұрын

  • " i'm not sure what lemon means.." me: *giggles evilly* edit: omg how did i get so many likes

    @icollectpillowcases8239@icollectpillowcases82396 жыл бұрын

    • hehehehehehehe

      @hc1946@hc19466 жыл бұрын

    • What does it mean tho

      @cidasanctus3373@cidasanctus33736 жыл бұрын

    • Cida Sanctus Oh honey, you're so innocent. Please don't let the internet corrupt you. I hope you didn't look it up (unless you're into that, which no shame here). A lemon, or smut, is a fanfiction where the reader or other people/characters are "doing it" with a famous person or character.

      @fluff2537@fluff25376 жыл бұрын

    • I want my lemons.

      @c4professional96@c4professional966 жыл бұрын

    • same

      @jupiter_equinox@jupiter_equinox6 жыл бұрын

  • Watched this video after three years.Still you are the same, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to 2017 Markiplier.We still love you a lot!!!!!😙😙😙😙😙

    @abedurrahman9676@abedurrahman96763 жыл бұрын

  • imagine being the creator of that "markiplier sucks" youtube channel and seeing that THE MARKIPLIER just subbed to you be like: 👁️👄👁️

    @zaptineer@zaptineer2 жыл бұрын

  • Fans: You’re so short! XD Mark: I know! :D I choked on my water😂😂

    @bababaaa7515@bababaaa75156 жыл бұрын

    • Nadia Mesach you have exacly 100 likes!!!!!!:)

      @kevinnordin7477@kevinnordin74776 жыл бұрын

    • I'm drinking water too

      @MedMed-pf5mg@MedMed-pf5mg6 жыл бұрын

    • You choked on your water? I swallowed 3 M&M's whole

      @zar1090@zar10906 жыл бұрын

    • Nadia Mesach u

      @gtaplayer252@gtaplayer2526 жыл бұрын

    • Best part 😂👌

      @LifeofFlik@LifeofFlik6 жыл бұрын

  • Mark: markiplier fanart,that's so nice! Me:... he apparently hasn't gone into the dark side of fanart

    @joannadzenowski6214@joannadzenowski62144 жыл бұрын

    • *intense breathing*

      @SalmonFeet@SalmonFeet3 жыл бұрын

    • I look like your account picture

      @samuwakydoodles6434@samuwakydoodles64342 жыл бұрын

    • @@samuwakydoodles6434 thank you🙂

      @joannadzenowski6214@joannadzenowski62142 жыл бұрын

    • @@joannadzenowski6214 thank you

      @samuwakydoodles6434@samuwakydoodles64342 жыл бұрын

    • @@samuwakydoodles6434 omg,I'm blind😂 I thought u said "I like ur account picture" but same

      @joannadzenowski6214@joannadzenowski62142 жыл бұрын

  • ROFL, The mom is like why and even the little kid is like nope.

    @maplebitmap220@maplebitmap2203 жыл бұрын

  • 7:30 I love how you can tell that the kid's mom is just questioning life decisions

    @jimdude7782@jimdude77823 жыл бұрын

  • Person: he's short, you're short Markiplier: I KNOW :'D

    @marlenejohnson1599@marlenejohnson15995 жыл бұрын

    • Also Markiplier: *cries inside*

      @kenz3866@kenz38664 жыл бұрын

  • I started cracking up when the hunie pop tweet was the same time that he peaked 😂😂😂

    @eva-marieguder307@eva-marieguder3076 жыл бұрын

  • I always wondered what it would feel like to see a meme about yourself

    @koorous05@koorous052 жыл бұрын

  • I like how Mark's draw my life comes up next which is hilarious cuz it proves how Markiplier is grateful to everyone and how they changed his life forever.

    @giacomoswift8919@giacomoswift89199 ай бұрын
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