Matteo Lane: The Advice Special | FULL SPECIAL

2022 ж. 21 Қар.
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  • Come see me on tour! thealdentetour.com/ Follow me! instagram.com/matteolane/ www.tiktok.com/Matteolane

    @matteolanecomedy@matteolanecomedy Жыл бұрын
    • Paris tour svp

      @r3i2x@r3i2x Жыл бұрын
    • We need you to give a show in Madrid please 🥺

      @linnethcalderon3493@linnethcalderon3493 Жыл бұрын
    • well and when you start the European tour - don't miss Berlin

      @knarzmichl@knarzmichl Жыл бұрын
    • Love your comedy show, and all of your cooking videos. You're one of the most fascinating and talented young people in the NY comedy scene today, and forever! Thank you so much for everything. ✌️❤️😂 From Northern California 🤓❤️✌️

      @kathrynmceachern9503@kathrynmceachern9503 Жыл бұрын
    • Thank you for this!!

      @BonescoutureNet@BonescoutureNet Жыл бұрын
  • I'm still waiting for Carlos to spill the rest of the tea

    @hongseoklee7532@hongseoklee7532 Жыл бұрын
    • For real!

      @MickeyGreenEyes213@MickeyGreenEyes21311 ай бұрын
    • Carlos we need to know! ! !

      @Zekenator_77@Zekenator_7710 ай бұрын
    • Jajajajaja

      @redabenz7905@redabenz790510 ай бұрын
    • I'm desperate to know what happened too

      @bane876@bane8769 ай бұрын
    • ​@@redabenz7905bueno, hasta mañana

      @Manigeitora@Manigeitora9 ай бұрын
  • That first guy was the pinnacle of “never let them know your next move”😂

    @Captain_Jackass@Captain_Jackass Жыл бұрын
    • Fr

      @_JustJoe@_JustJoe Жыл бұрын
    • Every turn in that was a left.

      @firewolfandrewb@firewolfandrewb Жыл бұрын
    • He hit a gold vein with that guy..

      @ZzZ0ne@ZzZ0ne Жыл бұрын
    • Goes without saying, SOMEone didn't return to the theater for their *follow-up* 🤔😏

      @747isBestPizzaEver@747isBestPizzaEver Жыл бұрын
    • The jokes write themselves sometimes 😂

      @senatorsheevpalpatine3712@senatorsheevpalpatine3712 Жыл бұрын
  • I usually cringe at crowd-work but this was hilarious, he’s SO good with off the cuff humor, it’s hard to be able to deliver comedy off the cuff AND prewritten sets & he keeps me rollin’

    @MothraMissWorld@MothraMissWorld10 ай бұрын
    • You probably usually cringe at crowd work because a lot of comedians that try to do crowd work really aren't that good at crowd work. Mateo, on the other hand, is a fucking natural at this shit. You can honestly kind of tell that a lot of comedians are really just natural storytellers that know how to make a story funny. Most people don't really tell a whole lot of jokes anymore. So it's really just your ability to sort of improv and riff off of what the audience is feeding you rather than scripting a set ahead of time. And not all comedy is improv comedy! I'm sure there are a lot of successful professional comedians that probably aren't that great at crowd work either.

      @Manigeitora@Manigeitora9 ай бұрын
    • Matt rife is funny with crowd work too, but people like Jessica kirson I just don't find it all that great. Evety comedian is different though and they all have specials for a reason

      @TheBostonProjectChick@TheBostonProjectChick8 ай бұрын
    • @TheBostonProjectChick matts crowd work was so good ugh, it sucks his Netflix special turned so out so bad. Really brought out a side I never wanted to see in him, painfully unfunny too :(

      @neff6185@neff61854 ай бұрын
    • @@TheBostonProjectChicknot matt rife💀💀💀

      @isadoracarvalho9304@isadoracarvalho93044 ай бұрын
    • Try Gianmarco Soresi, his crowd works are great. At least the ones in KZhead are.

      @bharathi8512@bharathi85123 ай бұрын
  • Matteo’s gasp after the lady asked about serving her husband the divorce papers had me rolling

    @thebossoflifeeee@thebossoflifeeee11 ай бұрын
    • But was his shock about the paperwork or that there's a straight person in the crowd

      @christinasalzman3287@christinasalzman328710 ай бұрын
    • ​@@christinasalzman3287yes

      @Manigeitora@Manigeitora9 ай бұрын
    • Frrrrr

      @ruskov5685@ruskov56858 ай бұрын
    • ​@@Manigeitoranot really

      @ruskov5685@ruskov56858 ай бұрын
    • ​@@christinasalzman3287he was schoked by it and then knew it was by a straight person and said it. He wasn't schoked because it's a straight persln

      @ruskov5685@ruskov56858 ай бұрын
  • Bro the fact that this is not scripted is insane... When he said his name was Carlos i combusted 💀

    @simonsgaard328@simonsgaard328 Жыл бұрын
    • FRRRRRR

      @annaocel@annaocel Жыл бұрын
    • I love when an unhinged person also has an unhinged and chaotic audience😭😭💀💀

      @annaocel@annaocel Жыл бұрын
    • New Yorkers are wild

      @dandan8444@dandan8444 Жыл бұрын
    • this seems pretty scripted ngl

      @ryanstoyles7611@ryanstoyles7611 Жыл бұрын
    • i´m pretty sure it is scripted.

      @chrissamuel4653@chrissamuel4653 Жыл бұрын
  • The “he said he wants to be closer with his wife” and the abundance of _OOOOOOOOOH_ s catches me off guard every time, and Matteo just goes “stop.” is really funny

    @fairytale5164@fairytale5164 Жыл бұрын
    • I really wanted to know the response after jajaja .....

      @cvel1456@cvel1456 Жыл бұрын
    • timestamp?

      @furydose@furydose Жыл бұрын
    • @@furydose 4:35 :)

      @fairytale5164@fairytale5164 Жыл бұрын
    • I like how they just aren't even gonna go there. LIke. of course there's a wife. Sure. Why not.

      @GiselleKlara@GiselleKlara Жыл бұрын
    • Love this guy-funny as hell he’s gonna go far , very talented!!!!

      @cynthiahusband106@cynthiahusband106 Жыл бұрын
  • The microphone mishap at the very end was absolute gold!!! It was like the world itself was like “Hey, y'know what'd be a really funny way to end this?”

    @tuckergregory@tuckergregory Жыл бұрын
    • I'm wondering if this was orchestrated?

      @oliviahafnermunichteaching957@oliviahafnermunichteaching9579 ай бұрын
    • I think that was some sleight-of-hand stage craft, which makes it even funnier! Matteo is such a talented performer.

      @JustFamilyThings@JustFamilyThings7 ай бұрын
    • I almost peed myself laughing at the microphone mishap. Just perfection.

      @hitokage4@hitokage46 ай бұрын
    • Not sure but the mic was pretty loose and he was using his chin to hold it in place before he sang

      @annie--sc@annie--sc5 ай бұрын
    • the mic lost its boner..

      @jv-lk7bc@jv-lk7bc5 ай бұрын
  • I LOVE the guy who slid in with the “How YOU doin??”

    @FanFicnic@FanFicnic10 ай бұрын
    • I was so not ready :')

      @zoe-suvu@zoe-suvu3 ай бұрын
  • love how everyone in the crowd has a life that’s just absolutely falling apart lol

    @thelocalsage@thelocalsage Жыл бұрын
    • Hahahaaha tbf the first 2 women were 1. Steadily single parenting and making money escaped a cheater and 2. Gays who don’t want a kid at their wedding. Kinda sounds like they made it not falling apart. The guys and poor Janice need some help and your comment made me howl regardless.

      @zerocraic3966@zerocraic3966 Жыл бұрын
    • #NewYorkers most of us are disasters lol

      @carenathompson2911@carenathompson2911 Жыл бұрын
    • To quote Brennan Lee Mulligan, "You can't do a campaign about New York City and have people's lives not be truly fucking miserable."

      @kevinwillems8720@kevinwillems8720 Жыл бұрын
    • Thats a requirement for living in NYC! 😂 🌈

      @frankcutugno3576@frankcutugno357611 ай бұрын
    • ​@@frankcutugno3576I think it's a requirement for being a human being in the 2020s. Seems I can't go into a comment section without very quickly finding someone who's reached some kind of bottom. Followed by 100 comments from strangers giving them advice on how to fix it.😊

      @dixierae3442@dixierae344210 ай бұрын
  • SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN AN ADVICE SHOW RIGHT NOW I'D WATCH THIS EVERY DAY

    @caifengforever2796@caifengforever2796 Жыл бұрын
    • same.

      @KatieGray1@KatieGray1 Жыл бұрын
    • Only once a day? Coffee talk and evening martinis please.

      @ImahSillyGirl@ImahSillyGirl Жыл бұрын
    • Co-signed

      @monicacomics@monicacomics Жыл бұрын
    • 💯

      @Nemiah@Nemiah Жыл бұрын
    • Yes

      @gcalonzo@gcalonzo Жыл бұрын
  • The collective groan from the crowd when she said her boyfriend was an actor 🤣🤣

    @alyssa4009@alyssa400911 ай бұрын
    • gold

      @jv-lk7bc@jv-lk7bc5 ай бұрын
    • I felt so bad 😅 you just know he’s cheating

      @mikat8062@mikat8062Ай бұрын
    • @@mikat8062 That's the first thing I thought when she said that he said he wanted to "Learn to be a better boyfriend" XD

      @nuadasilverpaw5702@nuadasilverpaw570226 күн бұрын
    • @@nuadasilverpaw5702 exactly 😂

      @mikat8062@mikat806226 күн бұрын
  • 28:39 "What should she eat?" "ASS!" 😆 I love the guy who shouted that can't believe he didn't catch that one 😭

    @Fluff_Noodles@Fluff_Noodles11 ай бұрын
  • Matteo: "Everybody give it up for Ethan!" Audience member: "It's Evan..." Matteo: "Who else needs advice!?"

    @jordanyoung2772@jordanyoung2772 Жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂😂 i did too

      @lizsanchez4989@lizsanchez4989 Жыл бұрын
    • Poor Eric 😔

      @mochuelovelli@mochuelovelli Жыл бұрын
    • @@mochuelovelli I feel bad for Erin too

      @julianedits0@julianedits0 Жыл бұрын
    • @@julianedits0 yeah I really hope Eian takes his advice

      @nikki80368@nikki80368 Жыл бұрын
    • @@nikki80368 poor etrian

      @Mohh410@Mohh410 Жыл бұрын
  • The way the plot kept thickening for the first one when he said his name was Carlos I started crying 😭 this was too funny

    @Someone-dq4zt@Someone-dq4zt Жыл бұрын
    • Same! I was choking 😂

      @dragonfly961@dragonfly961 Жыл бұрын
    • @@dragonfly961 no fr same tho 😭 it was too much

      @Someone-dq4zt@Someone-dq4zt Жыл бұрын
    • Same

      @carlosschein9283@carlosschein9283 Жыл бұрын
    • @@carlosschein9283 😭 omg r u Carlos ?

      @Someone-dq4zt@Someone-dq4zt Жыл бұрын
    • omg... me too. almost spit out my coffee!

      @judiwells156@judiwells156 Жыл бұрын
  • Matteo you’re a breath of fresh air in a scene of normie comics. You make both straight people and gay people equally laugh themselves to tears without even trying. Please for the love of god don’t ever stop, dude ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

    @K._Oss@K._Oss Жыл бұрын
  • "He's as gay as a picnic basket" I CHOKED LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂

    @bethlittle9114@bethlittle91148 ай бұрын
  • Huge respect for delaying the special a couple days so it didn't premier the same day as a mass murder of our brothers and sisters. Bummed that it didn't come out when I wanted it to? Sure. But I respect the thoughtfulness.

    @austinsurge@austinsurge Жыл бұрын
    • That's so expected of Matteo. He's too precious.

      @notimetothink6786@notimetothink6786 Жыл бұрын
    • I live under a rock, what happened exactly ?

      @gab1423@gab1423 Жыл бұрын
    • @@gab1423 Some nutjob went and shot people at a drag show in Colorado Springs.

      @xenondoro8573@xenondoro8573 Жыл бұрын
    • @@gab1423 a gunman killed 5 people in a colorado springs queer nightclub

      @samranda@samranda Жыл бұрын
    • Oh who cares.

      @americanalah@americanalah Жыл бұрын
  • “I hadn’t thought about the ugly thing thanks” Sent me and I’m not sure I’ll ever return. 😂😂😂

    @kayteejaykayel7502@kayteejaykayel7502 Жыл бұрын
    • The way they were calling him poor too ☠️

      @pandythedandy@pandythedandy Жыл бұрын
    • Also the lassie in the corner during the shot of Matteo's reaction just starts laughing then full Kanye-style stops.

      @MrFallingcats@MrFallingcats Жыл бұрын
  • I'm still waiting for Carlos to spill the rest of the tea. “Jajajajaja bueno, hasta mañana” had me in stitches.

    @user-eo4zr6sw8c@user-eo4zr6sw8c9 ай бұрын
  • “all 7 straight men” I literally choked on my drink 🤣

    @BeckyMesser@BeckyMesser10 ай бұрын
  • With every new reveal on the Carlos question I was laughing harder and harder, and I was so sad that we didn’t get any resolution on it! Maybe on another special

    @Rickety-Rick@Rickety-Rick Жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, i want an update!!

      @Loeviis@Loeviis Жыл бұрын
    • Well the dude probably said "Venga Aqui pápi" so Carlos headed for the W 4th St subway station.

      @RickiFluhr@RickiFluhr Жыл бұрын
    • Also YES I am so bummed we didn't get a resolution!!

      @RickiFluhr@RickiFluhr Жыл бұрын
    • yea i wanted a resolution

      @kirbydied2875@kirbydied2875 Жыл бұрын
    • He could take Carlos on tour with this routine

      @nextchancenow7153@nextchancenow7153 Жыл бұрын
  • The only thing wrong with this special was that it only lasted for 35 minutes. I could have sat here and watched you for at least an hour or more. Thanks for always bringing laughter into everyone's lives.

    @kellybob66@kellybob66 Жыл бұрын
    • Agreed! I wish there was more. Can’t wait for the next special tho

      @fussbrain9161@fussbrain9161 Жыл бұрын
    • Ok but my biggest issue is that we didn’t get ANY Carlos resolution 😂😂

      @TMish73829@TMish73829 Жыл бұрын
    • @@TMish73829 LITTERALLY

      @tylerl4768@tylerl4768 Жыл бұрын
    • Should have been two hours.

      @charleshall9488@charleshall9488 Жыл бұрын
    • Totally agree, this was hilarious and so different from any other comedy special I've seen ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

      @kellyb6198@kellyb6198 Жыл бұрын
  • HOW is the audience member behind him on the left not dying of laughter?! Been watching this all day, tears in my eyes. Guy is a comedic genius.

    @luciannebeans6679@luciannebeans6679 Жыл бұрын
    • I'm scouring comments looking for that question 😅She's appalled😂Someone didn't tell her who the comic was..

      @lykarabbit3@lykarabbit310 ай бұрын
    • plot twist: she doesn't speak english either.

      @rosibee4349@rosibee43498 ай бұрын
    • Right?!!!!!?

      @cherylannebarillartist7453@cherylannebarillartist74534 ай бұрын
    • Maybe she's the jilted wife from the first guy's story

      @jakevendrotti1496@jakevendrotti1496Ай бұрын
    • Omg!! I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS 😂! Like guuuurl!

      @dhwanishah2524@dhwanishah252417 күн бұрын
  • I stumbled on this guy the other day. I haven’t stopped laughing for 3 days. I’m dreading the day I run out of videos to watch. This guy needs his own show for sure. Sooooo funny.

    @jimhall2924@jimhall29247 ай бұрын
  • “Jajajajaja bueno, hasta mañana” had me in stitches

    @IRFine@IRFine Жыл бұрын
    • I did not understand that sentence.

      @channel89134@channel89134 Жыл бұрын
    • Go get cha a mustache ride big boy

      @TheDisorderly@TheDisorderly Жыл бұрын
    • THE WAY HE SAID JA

      @ultimategotea@ultimategotea Жыл бұрын
    • Thanks for that, now I know how it was written I could hit google translate XD

      @ZeCrazyAngel@ZeCrazyAngel11 ай бұрын
    • Honestly, a good response to so many situations.

      @kellykarst3703@kellykarst370310 ай бұрын
  • I used to work with this guy back in the day and he's an amazing chef. It's really impressive to see such a quick transition to comedy. He was always funny but this is impressive.

    @00TheD@00TheD Жыл бұрын
    • I be seeing him on tik tok, he still cooks mad good

      @hoarsecorpse@hoarsecorpse Жыл бұрын
    • A chef!? Wait. What?! What hell am I living in? I give up! We mortals can only appear to be homely, poorly-dressed, poorly-coiffed, uni-lingual, off-key, under-achievers crying into our Kraft Mac n Cheese! hmpf!

      @BB-re8mw@BB-re8mw Жыл бұрын
    • That’s dope.

      @nextchancenow7153@nextchancenow7153 Жыл бұрын
    • Oh yeah he cooks too, I forgot. This man does it all!

      @_JustJoe@_JustJoe Жыл бұрын
    • HE DRAWS TOO. HE DREW SAILOR MOON FOR HALLOWEEN 😭

      @_JustJoe@_JustJoe Жыл бұрын
  • His reaction to divorce papers lady was so funny like yes this is the chaotic drama I was searching for 😂

    @kierathompson1561@kierathompson156110 ай бұрын
  • The audible gasp that came outta my mouth when the woman said "how long should I wait to serve my husband his divorce papers'

    @Ang3lic...@Ang3lic... Жыл бұрын
  • How does he NOT have a Netflix special?! And seriously- what an amazingly multi-talented individual. He cooks, he sings, he paints, and he’s HYSTERICAL. We don’t deserve you, Matteo!

    @jenaportelli8683@jenaportelli8683 Жыл бұрын
    • All these comments that talk about his talents forgets that he speaks English, Spanish, Italian and german.

      @jayymorris5285@jayymorris5285 Жыл бұрын
    • Who needs a Netflix special?

      @zacherius137@zacherius137 Жыл бұрын
    • Uhhh it’s obviously because he….. has a lip tickler

      @TheDisorderly@TheDisorderly Жыл бұрын
    • @@jayymorris5285 AND French. Unreal!

      @Jovixgal@Jovixgal Жыл бұрын
    • I heard somewhere that he tried to get one, and because he's gay Netflix told him his audience is too niche for them

      @cocoacoolness@cocoacoolness Жыл бұрын
  • Matteo is such a born performer, a born storyteller ❤ So glad he's sharing himself with us ❤

    @alison4316@alison43168 ай бұрын
  • I wish every special was like this! Everyone in the audience is living a total shitshow, and I'm totally down for it

    @redneckmetalhead1931@redneckmetalhead193111 ай бұрын
  • I love how confidently called the second guy the wrong name twice

    @viabre@viabre Жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂 he kept saying Ethan I was like wait a min isn't his name Evan? I was smoking B4 hand n thought I was tripping lol

      @iluvtanjiro7196@iluvtanjiro7196 Жыл бұрын
  • Damn that microphone really went "honey no" & yeeted itself. RIP Matteo's opera career 🙏🏼😂

    @magpie_vii@magpie_vii Жыл бұрын
    • Made me cry bahahha

      @sc3961@sc3961 Жыл бұрын
    • ☠️🤣🙌🏻

      @jessykacarter6995@jessykacarter6995 Жыл бұрын
    • I laughed so hard but I really wanted to hear it!! 😆

      @angelarrivas@angelarrivas Жыл бұрын
    • Poor thing has performance anxiety 😉

      @JBaker-ep1wx@JBaker-ep1wx Жыл бұрын
    • It was a paid actor lmao

      @aaron386@aaron386 Жыл бұрын
  • The way he intertwines everyone else's problems to a punchline for someone else's jokes is VERY IMPRESSIVE

    @DOCvip808@DOCvip8089 ай бұрын
  • “So you’ve been having problems the whole time and have a kid, good job.” 😂😂😂

    @AndrewBarsky@AndrewBarsky Жыл бұрын
    • I DIEEEEEDDDDD 😂

      @oshunrose5303@oshunrose53036 ай бұрын
  • I'm an old straight lady. I spent most of my younger years surrounded by gay men, had gay roommates, and spent my weekends in the gay clubs. Those were the happiest years of my life! Watching this special just brought me back to how extremely funny and talented gay men are. I wish you all the success in the world. 💗

    @n.l.vannstallings4664@n.l.vannstallings4664 Жыл бұрын
    • this is so cute. hope you’re doing well!!!

      @alanafalana@alanafalana Жыл бұрын
    • So sweet! I love you.

      @ReBecca-rl4bi@ReBecca-rl4bi Жыл бұрын
    • Gay men are a girls best friend!

      @LindysEpiphany@LindysEpiphany Жыл бұрын
    • Hi old straight lady, you're the cutest!

      @s.melonita4454@s.melonita4454 Жыл бұрын
    • I, too, am an old straight lady who spent much of my youth with my gay friends, men and women. I also miss those days. Much love to you!

      @alyzu4755@alyzu4755 Жыл бұрын
  • The fact that Nick makes Matteo laugh so much is a real testament to their friendship and how genuinely funny Nick is. And the slow trickle of info from Carlos is just too funny.

    @PhillyFrank1@PhillyFrank1 Жыл бұрын
    • He does sound like Squidward!

      @izayus11@izayus115 ай бұрын
    • @@izayus11haha he does and he’s so funny too. I love them both

      @briandbenson@briandbenson5 ай бұрын
    • I was crying laughing at Nick’s bit right along with Matteo. Just gave us a little cherry on top of a wildly entertaining special. Made my night

      @Frontallobediffuse31@Frontallobediffuse314 ай бұрын
  • Not gonna lie, I started watching Matteo Lane bits to cope with my own bisexuality and it's as if I've unlocked a Pandorus box because I laugh so hard

    @luscorpio3679@luscorpio367911 ай бұрын
    • Hope you're doing well my dear💚

      @lykarabbit3@lykarabbit310 ай бұрын
    • @@lykarabbit3 Thank you ! I'm doing very well. Talked about it with my family Yesterday and all went well

      @luscorpio3679@luscorpio367910 ай бұрын
    • Get out there and live your best life! I hope you're enjoying yourself and having some fun. ❤

      @jscho8674@jscho86747 ай бұрын
    • @@jscho8674 life has been fun for sure ! Been a bit unlucky in my dating life lately but overall it's been fun

      @luscorpio3679@luscorpio36797 ай бұрын
    • @@luscorpio3679 omg.. That's AMAZING 💐💐💐Hope things continue to get better and better for you sweetheart 🌹

      @lykarabbit3@lykarabbit37 ай бұрын
  • Even the microphone was like, "no, Matteo. You can't be amazing at all the things. It ends, here." Jajaja! I've watched this about 100x & it's still as hilarious as the 1st!

    @planetmartay@planetmartay11 ай бұрын
  • I half expected the lady who was serving her husband divorce papers for his infidelity to reply "Yeah, I found out my husband was fucking some guy named Carlos who lives in our building". lol

    @Original_Tenshi_Chan@Original_Tenshi_Chan Жыл бұрын
  • The "ja ja ja ja" moment, I swear, I almost died choking on my lunch 😂 I couldn't love Matteo more even if I tried ❤️

    @kseni_vely@kseni_vely Жыл бұрын
  • Bob and Matteo need to do an all-crowdwork show together Aint nobody work a room like those two

    @alexandermannturner9702@alexandermannturner97027 ай бұрын
  • I can't get enough of Nick's depiction of himself on the roller-coaster 😂😂😂😂😂

    @5Demona5@5Demona511 ай бұрын
    • utter gold... ha

      @ZaneConnor@ZaneConnor3 ай бұрын
  • Okay, the special is truly amazing and hilarious, but now I'm DYING to see the next episode of Carlos's telenovela with that unnamed guy.

    @bindablinda@bindablinda Жыл бұрын
    • Same I was waiting for Carlos to ... RETURN *flamboyant cape swish*

      @katmusswoodwind@katmusswoodwind Жыл бұрын
  • Carlos was the comedy gift that kept on giving!

    @sc8307@sc8307 Жыл бұрын
  • I woke up feeling hopless and horrible... but this made me laugh more than I have in quite a long time... so friggin funny

    @WillPhil290@WillPhil29011 ай бұрын
    • Im really sorry you felt so bad. I hope things are better.

      @user-dy3oh7ys1m@user-dy3oh7ys1m5 ай бұрын
    • Have a walk without headphones, no plan needed just go intuitively… the air and sounds and sights will take your brain and heart into a different space, remember to breathe deeply and try to look for something beautiful or interesting! One day at a time, but you’re never alone with the abundance of life all around - one step at a time:) you deserve to know peace, and I hope you find it on your journey. It’s hard work, but you are worth it

      @user-pp4xu3gy7u@user-pp4xu3gy7u5 ай бұрын
    • Aww stud I hope you’re feeling okay now! Sometimes it takes time, maybe even a long time, to feel 100% but don’t forget to find other good studs who love you and want to help you feel better like Matteo

      @briandbenson@briandbenson5 ай бұрын
  • Nick's body movement had me like Matteo, on my knees, seeing spots I was laughing so hard. What an absolutely wonderful show, you can feel how jazzed the crowd is, I bet it felt even better being there!

    @iheartsasunaruDA@iheartsasunaruDA10 ай бұрын
  • I love the Joey in the audience that pounces in with "how you doing" to the woman waiting to give her husband divorce paperssss omg

    @zilanthropy880@zilanthropy880 Жыл бұрын
    • That guy didn’t even miss a beat 😂

      @littlemy1773@littlemy1773 Жыл бұрын
  • Matteo is such a talent, this special left me in stitches. Did you ever get an update on Carlos???? Jajajajajajajajaja

    @pixelk8261@pixelk8261 Жыл бұрын
    • Mark for an update lol

      @jiia.cherry@jiia.cherry Жыл бұрын
    • That's right, we need Carlos'update!

      @JorgeLuisGonzalez@JorgeLuisGonzalez Жыл бұрын
    • Update, update, update!!!

      @akinmolayanyewande4413@akinmolayanyewande4413 Жыл бұрын
    • Carlos update please ja ja ja ja

      @giulia28@giulia28 Жыл бұрын
    • Let's just say his buddy never got closer to his wife, but closer to carlos instead

      @Charley_Cheshire@Charley_Cheshire Жыл бұрын
  • THE MIC WAS A PAID ACTOR, that timing? IMPECCABLE

    @brielleoelle@brielleoelle6 ай бұрын
  • I stumbled upon him on Instagram and brought me here. Please give him a Netflix special. Incredible talent I can't believe it. One person can do all that. ❤

    @Praben@Praben Жыл бұрын
  • His level and comfort with improv and riffing is super impressive! Taking the stage with apparently no planned material, just going off of his genuine humor and creativity; wow! Also the whole vibe of the crowd is so loving and positive! First heard Matteo on NPR and I’m so happy he’s getting more exposure! I hope this is just another step in the growing awareness of, respect for, and appreciation of the AMAZING LGBTQ community!!

    @lukibug@lukibug Жыл бұрын
    • 👏🏽

      @_JustJoe@_JustJoe Жыл бұрын
    • It feels like having brunch with a really funny friend. 😂❤

      @mavicityrelayson2924@mavicityrelayson2924 Жыл бұрын
  • 17:20 “gays, get em!!” Made me burst out laughing while I’m on the train. Hahaha you got me good

    @CHOCOLATIONZ@CHOCOLATIONZ Жыл бұрын
    • IKR?

      @dtschuor459@dtschuor459 Жыл бұрын
    • I'm in school 💀💀

      @looney9105@looney9105 Жыл бұрын
    • That got me good too!!

      @jasongravely7217@jasongravely7217 Жыл бұрын
  • “You know what?!…Remove the window!” I love this guy! Funny as hell 😂

    @NiiCo415@NiiCo41510 ай бұрын
  • Carlos’ story had so many twists😭😭😭😭😭😭

    @handsomemahlambi@handsomemahlambi6 ай бұрын
  • Netflix is crazy for not picking this up!! Hysterical!

    @psaxe@psaxe Жыл бұрын
    • I had the same thought as I was watching this.

      @janicesilvermann2974@janicesilvermann2974 Жыл бұрын
  • Here I am, diagnosed with severe depression, laughing my fucking ass off at this guy! I'd seen a few clips on YT shorts but just now went "hell why not" with the special and I loved it. I would love to have you as a friend!

    @inflatablewolfie@inflatablewolfie Жыл бұрын
    • Hi, 👋🏻 Major Depressive Disorder here as well. Yeah, Matteo is amazing therapy lol.

      @Tweetyresm@Tweetyresm Жыл бұрын
    • Looks like you found a cure for your depression.

      @NightMedicine@NightMedicine Жыл бұрын
    • My depression ass lol'ed too! And it has been a long time since I did that.

      @doggytheanarchist7876@doggytheanarchist7876 Жыл бұрын
    • M.D.D here too. It does get better. It’s the joy every new day may bring. It takes work, but there is always another day.

      @jackmistiff5300@jackmistiff5300 Жыл бұрын
    • @@NightMedicine It's not because you laugh at a video that deoression is cured. Depression is not a little down 'cause you got chewed out at work or something, it's a literal chemical imbalance in the brain. Some hormones or neurotransmitters aren't produced or absorbed properly. So yes, I'm on medication and it greatly helps, but no, as fun as he is to watch, Matteo won't cure me of depression.

      @inflatablewolfie@inflatablewolfie Жыл бұрын
  • I wiill never ever ever forget 22:06, his face expression and his tone! And the following best ever metaphor 22:13 . I will always remember these two moments as my favorite top stand-up moments.

    @shayanpazhandi1799@shayanpazhandi179911 ай бұрын
  • Okay. I just ran across this video and I am IN LOVE!! Matteo is quick, bright and unapologetically hilarious. When he broke out with Christina A's "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas", I almost died!!! The talent that just rolls out of this man is insane!! Keep doing the thing, Man--you are a force!

    @jaesplace7021@jaesplace702110 ай бұрын
  • hilarious. pretty sure this will earn Matteo a Netflix special. haven't seen pure / unadulterated stand-up like this since Bill Hicks.

    @samus1421@samus1421 Жыл бұрын
    • Bill Hicks was great man

      @sebastianvaldivieso9654@sebastianvaldivieso9654 Жыл бұрын
    • Bill Hicks! One of my first, and eternal, faves. Matteo is definitely up there too

      @carrietobey6091@carrietobey6091 Жыл бұрын
    • We can only hope.

      @BecSparky@BecSparky Жыл бұрын
    • what an insane statement

      @dash2240@dash2240 Жыл бұрын
    • Lol Andrew Schultz, Tim Dillon, shane gillis, Mark normand, Tony hinchecliff

      @emd1405@emd1405 Жыл бұрын
  • As a German with a Spanish name, i relate to Carlos being called out for not speaking the language. Haha 😂🎉

    @encalio@encalio Жыл бұрын
    • You mean "jaja" 😂

      @CristinaB228@CristinaB228 Жыл бұрын
    • jajajajaja

      @julianazhou1403@julianazhou1403 Жыл бұрын
  • Everytime he said “you better work” idk why I lose it 😭

    @georgieee4906@georgieee490611 ай бұрын
  • Also the pianist is so great, big props to him 😆 just jumping in with a number I’m sure he’s also played a million times!

    @BeckyMesser@BeckyMesser10 ай бұрын
  • Damn, this guy is a quadruple threat!!! Such quick wit, spark and talent is rare enough in stand up, but he also paints, cooks and sings on a professional level?!? Wtf, Matteo, leave some talent for the rest of us!! Absolutely loved the show , so happy to see you succeed!!

    @KaritKtana@KaritKtana Жыл бұрын
    • He also speaks at least 3 languages fluently, and knows a significant amount in two other languages and possibly more.

      @tjwash5118@tjwash5118 Жыл бұрын
    • being a bottom has never been harder

      @fernbear3950@fernbear3950 Жыл бұрын
    • EXACTLY!!!!! FULL ON JUST FUNNY ON HIS OWN-

      @merbeeduck9256@merbeeduck9256 Жыл бұрын
    • @@fernbear3950 that's why i call myself verse so ppl expect less 😭

      @mochuelovelli@mochuelovelli Жыл бұрын
  • Matteo Lane is going to be big, I'm excited for this new era.

    @LiftedMoonLight@LiftedMoonLight Жыл бұрын
    • Me too!

      @boatymsboatface3929@boatymsboatface3929 Жыл бұрын
    • His tickets very expensive now, theater shows, much prosperity to him 💐

      @SoBayK80@SoBayK80 Жыл бұрын
    • @@SoBayK80 yeah I need to get these tickets before they get too expensive!!!

      @LiftedMoonLight@LiftedMoonLight Жыл бұрын
  • So I watched your hair plug special earlier today and just was busting up laughing. And then I watch this one and Nick walked onstage and started speaking and I laughed so hard cuz now all I can think of is Squidward and I can picture him saying that exact Lindsay Lohan remark perfectly so thank you for bringing him on stage lol

    @thethdj3@thethdj38 ай бұрын
  • when the guy mentioned the wife Mateo Lane paused. He now knows the show is coming from the audience, that laughter is priceless...

    @mourgoukos@mourgoukos Жыл бұрын
  • This special is just Matteo collecting and resolving the soap opera level drama of every audience member and I love it.

    @Lordy08@Lordy08 Жыл бұрын
  • Mateo easily has turned into one of my favorite comedians right now. The dude is so naturally funny 😂 and I love his authenticity! He just owns up to who he is and doesn't give a shit who likes it or not. That's an attractive quality in anyone 😂 keep it up Mateo! You're great!

    @giovanirubalcava2226@giovanirubalcava2226 Жыл бұрын
    • Same!

      @pqm2012@pqm2012 Жыл бұрын
    • Agreed!

      @michaelcoutts9470@michaelcoutts9470 Жыл бұрын
    • What I like he respects and understand straight people n views n treats all equal that I like

      @rosannaburt3048@rosannaburt3048 Жыл бұрын
    • @@rosannaburt3048 I definitely agree! I would even add that I think it's great he just shares his experience but he doesn't put his entire identity into his sexuality you know? He behaves as if his sexuality is a part of him , not who he is. Which I think is what makes his jokes so relatable for everyone

      @giovanirubalcava2226@giovanirubalcava2226 Жыл бұрын
    • @@giovanirubalcava2226 yes n in saying g we agree as consenting adults feel brings more understand n similarities like there's racism oppression everywhere n co,edy music n this escape really helps all more than anything else

      @rosannaburt3048@rosannaburt3048 Жыл бұрын
  • you have now idea how many times I rewatch the part with Carlos just for the extra kick of serotonin lol I need this situation made into sitcom asap

    @michellelousy@michellelousyАй бұрын
  • Love how the credits call us out for “staring” Matteo Lane. Who can help it?!

    @VinnieWilkins@VinnieWilkinsАй бұрын
  • As an asexual....I know where Mark is coming from. It's hard for us to get why people seem so obsessed with sex. But if he's really asexual and she still needs and expects sex, and he's refusing...they need to divorce, both are miserable.

    @angelahoffman6611@angelahoffman6611 Жыл бұрын
    • Yes but this asexual actually said people only have sex on TV it's like not a real thing people do That's a weird reason to be asexual.

      @StevenDoh@StevenDoh Жыл бұрын
    • @@StevenDoh yeah...its like he's delusional..or trying to gaslight

      @angelahoffman6611@angelahoffman6611 Жыл бұрын
    • I FOUND THE ASEXUAL PEEPS! omg i thought i was the only one edit: it was 4:30 in the morning i was so dead tired lol i didn’t read, i was just happy to see another asexual person. but yes if he really is ace i hope they do just make it be known and just get a divorce regardless if both are just so unhappy

      @Virci_@Virci_ Жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, someone being ace shouldn't automatically be a relationship dealbreaker, but if they're not working for each other's needs, they're not working out.

      @pandythedandy@pandythedandy Жыл бұрын
    • It's def something that needs to be discussed right out the gateb

      @beepboopbeep4801@beepboopbeep4801 Жыл бұрын
  • We need an update on Carlos!!! Also, holy shit, so glad I found Matteo. This had me laughing non stop. Wishing you so much success!

    @kharper101@kharper101 Жыл бұрын
    • I also kept waiting for the update on Carlos that never happened. I hope Matteo comes to Los Angeles so that I can see him live - I need some advice myself. ETA: I found out he will be here on Friday, Feb 17, but the tickets I found cost $330. I thought $150 for DragCon tickets was too expensive!

      @larsedik@larsedik Жыл бұрын
    • @@larsedik😮!

      @BritInvLvr@BritInvLvr Жыл бұрын
    • Same same and same! He’s freakin awesome.

      @juliewick@juliewick Жыл бұрын
  • This set was and still is legendary. Never could have expected what I just watched. Incredible work!

    @internetj3r@internetj3r6 ай бұрын
  • I’ve been struggling to pick up on Spanish for the entirety of my life but I swear Matteo could teach me.

    @justmemessy@justmemessy Жыл бұрын
  • Matteo believe me when I say this, I desperately need this type of content... More of this please... And honestly I am shocked and appalled that you haven't had a Netflix special yet...

    @hustler212@hustler212 Жыл бұрын
    • ya me too. truly quenched my queer soul

      @funcats1999@funcats1999 Жыл бұрын
    • @@funcats1999 quite honestly we queer people are starving for content to the point that I watch the same old gay tiktok videos over and over again... I am not complaining but you know... I mean we deserve our share..

      @hustler212@hustler212 Жыл бұрын
    • Comics don't need Netflix anymore. People are releasing them independently now and others pay them directly. Netflix is dead.

      @thepandemicprofessor7017@thepandemicprofessor7017 Жыл бұрын
    • @@thepandemicprofessor7017 A recognised platform helps to popularize stuff... I mean even if netflix is a shitty service... But it's renowned...

      @hustler212@hustler212 Жыл бұрын
    • @@hustler212 completely and utterly agreed hun 💖👍

      @daisy9479@daisy9479 Жыл бұрын
  • As an Evan I have never laughed harder than when he calls him Ethan. This is a daily occurrence. I guarantee that’s not the first time he was called Ethan.

    @jimjimblerton8430@jimjimblerton8430 Жыл бұрын
    • As an Ethan, I get mistaken as Evan a lot. And it’s weird because my brother is Evan and he gets called Ethan 😂😂😂

      @ethanmcdonald4405@ethanmcdonald44054 ай бұрын
    • @@ethanmcdonald4405 I work with an Ethan and I get called by his name constantly

      @jimjimblerton8430@jimjimblerton84304 ай бұрын
    • My husband is Evan, and he gets called Ethan and Kevin regularly. 😂

      @Amberlamps.x@Amberlamps.x4 ай бұрын
    • @@Amberlamps.x my great grandmother used to call me Kevin

      @jimjimblerton8430@jimjimblerton84303 ай бұрын
    • And as a Kevin, if people get my name wrong it is always Ken.

      @kevinolive@kevinolive3 ай бұрын
  • I just keep rewatching this special. So great. That ending is magic, It belongs in a museum.

    @samuelmonsalve9913@samuelmonsalve9913 Жыл бұрын
  • As a straight woman, Matteo, your humour always brings a smoke to my face. Your advice is very on point. Please say, hello to Nick. I peed in my knickers when I watched you both eat at Olive Garden. Thank you.

    @karenward267@karenward26710 ай бұрын
  • Matteo saying You better work every 5 minutes is me everytime everywhere.

    @ashishsingh4867@ashishsingh4867 Жыл бұрын
    • Same😇

      @raqueldeshow9678@raqueldeshow9678 Жыл бұрын
  • I really needed some quality queer content this week. It’s been a really awful week for the whole community, and having such an incredible special really warmed my heart

    @integra8472@integra8472 Жыл бұрын
    • @Shrooblord@Shrooblord Жыл бұрын
    • @nextchancenow7153@nextchancenow7153 Жыл бұрын
    • luv ur pfp 🫰🫶

      @stars19735@stars19735 Жыл бұрын
    • 🤍🥹

      @_JustJoe@_JustJoe Жыл бұрын
  • "Gay as a picnic basket" is one of the funniest things I have heard all week. Thank you!

    @johnwinchester6934@johnwinchester69342 ай бұрын
  • 6:25 The way he READ THE LADY in español😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @jeanluccouture9088@jeanluccouture9088Ай бұрын
  • I laughed out loud “all by myself” numerous times. When i was in my 20’s I wanted to be Matteo Lane but didn’t have the guts. Granted it was the 60’s in the heartland and I would have become a statistic. Kudos to Matteo and let’s give it up for where we have got to as a society

    @The6zero4@The6zero4 Жыл бұрын
    • This is so cute i hope youre doing good now ❤

      @Name-sv5qh@Name-sv5qh Жыл бұрын
    • I bet you are the one that everyone gravitates to now! Glad you stayed safe and are hopefully living your best life!

      @brightasyellow@brightasyellow Жыл бұрын
    • It's never too late! I don't want to think about what *_I_* will wish I had done differently some decades from now, but I hope there is someone to remind me the best time to live my best life is now, today.💖🌈 Also, you're cute.

      @idunnowhatimdoin@idunnowhatimdoin Жыл бұрын
    • @@idunnowhatimdoinNo regrets. I have had a great life and not done yet

      @The6zero4@The6zero4 Жыл бұрын
  • I love how, with each question, you can see the progression from, "This is interesting, tell me more", to, "Oh God, what have I gotten myself in to?" It's pretty rare to see a comedian that can rely on their improv for such a long period of time. That is both a skill and a talent.

    @reklin@reklin Жыл бұрын
  • That "STAHP" at 4:36 was so clean.

    @DotinAlaska@DotinAlaska Жыл бұрын
  • This has become my favorite “go to” for a guaranteed mood lift. It somehow never gets old. Love you, love your channel!!❤

    @AMJava@AMJava Жыл бұрын
  • I'm straight and I feel like I've learned so much about the gay community through this special

    @testecalle3378@testecalle3378 Жыл бұрын
    • you’ve essentially just gotten a window into what gossiping at gay brunch is like dnshfbs

      @anonymous_wednesday@anonymous_wednesday Жыл бұрын
    • @@anonymous_wednesday I love it 😭♥️ sometimes I wish I was gay just so I'd know how to dress myself and have more fun at social events

      @testecalle3378@testecalle3378 Жыл бұрын
    • @@testecalle3378 this is so funny omg just love yourself and study art

      @user-tu1yb8rx6z@user-tu1yb8rx6z Жыл бұрын
    • @@user-tu1yb8rx6z this has to be the kindest thing I've ever read on the internet :)

      @testecalle3378@testecalle3378 Жыл бұрын
    • @@testecalle3378 you can absolutely do all of that while still being straight!! be spicy straight!! us queer folks fully support ya’ll appreciating our culture, all we ask is you understand its significance and stand with us when we fall on hard times!!

      @anonymous_wednesday@anonymous_wednesday Жыл бұрын
  • the audience reaction to "he got an agent.. he's an actor" is absolutely perfect. just Ugh's and Awheuh's all around

    @weirdokate8840@weirdokate8840 Жыл бұрын
  • You're so damn funny- I've been laughing so hard the neighbors are probably wondering what's goin' on. Love how you make the audience part of the show. You deserve a million subscribers, really.❤

    @joycegeertsma7115@joycegeertsma71159 ай бұрын
  • I would travel to New York from Switzerland to take this guy out for a drink. Effortlessly funny and witty, such good entertainment. What your name? Carlos has to be one of the funniest bits of all of this hilarious advice special

    @lorofcb3@lorofcb39 ай бұрын
  • That Ave Maria moment couldn’t have been scripted and made me laugh sooooo hard, I’m wheezing! Love Matteo! 👏👏👏

    @KerriGilpin@KerriGilpin Жыл бұрын
    • SAME.

      @rxbeckett@rxbeckett Жыл бұрын
    • I am not kidding: the Ave Maria moment made me laugh so hard I almost threw up. OH. MY. GOD. Sometimes the universe sends us perfect comedic timing.

      @jeanvignes@jeanvignes Жыл бұрын
    • Same. I really, really needed that laugh today too.

      @Flow-cf6uu@Flow-cf6uu Жыл бұрын
    • this whole set was a perfect gift

      @mirensummers7633@mirensummers7633 Жыл бұрын
    • it was hilarious. but... he had the mic stand loosened and was holding it up with his chin. as soon as he wants it to fall he just moves his face.

      @greatvaluecorndog@greatvaluecorndog Жыл бұрын
  • This guy might be the funniest comedian, who can crowd work, his whole set he doesn’t even have to write jokes. He just walks in and works the crowd. Amazing. I hope I get a chance to see this guy live sometime I’m all the way out here in California hopefully show will come along because this guy just nails it.

    @brodyjames8092@brodyjames8092 Жыл бұрын
    • Does he nail you too?

      @TheDisorderly@TheDisorderly Жыл бұрын
    • Same- if he comes to California I’ll for sure be there

      @Darthlauralou@Darthlauralou Жыл бұрын
  • You are hysterical ❤. Thank you so much for putting the time and energy into each performances.

    @Lost_Again_@Lost_Again_11 ай бұрын
  • I was in knots, with tears running down my cheeks. He is brilliant! I hope he makes it to the UK at some point. They'd love him here ❤

    @jadecarpet@jadecarpet11 ай бұрын
    • If you didn't already know, he's going to London at the end of October 2023.

      @mainantagonist@mainantagonist11 ай бұрын
  • The gods of comedy gave him that ending😂 Netflix NEEDS to pick him up for a special!

    @michaelleesinfah892@michaelleesinfah892 Жыл бұрын
    • HBO is a better placement for all comics.

      @patricklukcy13@patricklukcy13 Жыл бұрын
  • The whole time I’m just wondering if Carlos made it back or not. Most comedy specials I wait for the few hidden gems that make me laugh, Matteo nails it with everything he says 🙌

    @heslom81@heslom81 Жыл бұрын
    • Oh my God I know.

      @soggyfritter@soggyfritter Жыл бұрын
  • The ending was a comedic gift from the universe. You’re so funny the universe laughs with you lol

    @trilobite-knight7746@trilobite-knight77469 ай бұрын
  • I'm so happy ! I've started cooking and eating pasta because of you and now you pull Opera out of your hat. I'm woozy with love and admiration

    @nancyfoote2647@nancyfoote26476 ай бұрын
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