Ted Cruz: The Booger on the Lip of Democracy | The Daily Show
2022 ж. 6 Қаң.
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From kissing Trump’s ass to swallowing his own boogers, here’s how Ted Cruz got to be Ted Cruz. #DailyShow #TedCruz
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This was disgusting. Well done!
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Ya I couldn't look after a few seconds, so bad. 🤢 🤮
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Well said!
To call this video a "Masterpiece" would really understate its impact, poignancy, and hard hitting force. This qualifies as one of the world's ten best counter-campaign ads: Memorable, cruel, thorough, and TRUTHFUL!!! Congratulations, The Daily Show.
Absolutely agree!!! Excellent work by The Daily Show.
Excellent Comment....👏👏👏👏💙💙💙💙
Facts.
Video was truly disgusting. So, yes.
Finally. Ann Coulter said something I agree with.
I gagged when he swallowed that boogie-no lie.
Keeping a picture of Lyin' Ted at my fridge helps me with diet.
I gag just looking at that face.
I gag just looking at that face.
This guy can actually make me think of Mitch McConnell as a warm, kind, generous, and caring US Senator.
No. Just no. McConnell is much worse than Ted Cruz. He has more power and more evilness in his soul. Ted isn't far behind but Mitch has been the biggest obstructionist in US history, Evil to the core. Ted is dumb and disgusting and needs to be voted out but we have 5 more years with McConnell if he lives that long.
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This was actually brilliant.
Nahhhh not really. It's propaganda but without Tucker Carlson and for progressives.
@@Wickedmen0303 Tucker Carlson is literally discredited and was ruled by a Republica judge to "not be taken seriously at Fox News", ingrate. He doesn't have a journalism degree.
@@Wickedmen0303 no actual facts about a lowlife with no morals or backbone. Lot like many trump supporters
I love it!
The look on his moms face when he said praying for hours 😂😁
lol it was great
Even his mother cringed at the lie he told about praying. 🙄
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She was like “now I wouldn’t go that far” 😂
His A$$ was lying. How embarrassing! 😭🤣
That he's been in the office since 2012 says something about majority of Texans
This was actually amazing! You guys should do one for every politician, especially republican hypocrites! Keep em coming!
Watched it again today for the laughs, but now my appetite ruined. Totally worth it!!! ✌️💜🌈
Watched it again to raise the engagement score.
It puts the saying, "Somethings can't be unseen" to a whole new level...
Lol
Seriously! lol I hadn’t eaten all day today and then when I got home I ordered a delicious and tasty Jamaican shrimp and rice plate from the Cheescake factory. I couldn’t wait for it to arrive and once it did, I put on KZhead to whatever was first on from the daily show. I kid you not, I felt like puking as soon as I took the first bite and saw Ted Cruz’s face. Something bout this man… not even my guts like him. Jamaican shrimp wasted😪
@@rebowlutionbows4822 You messed up trying to eat while looking at American political videos lol
If I were running against Ted I'd be running this everywhere I could
nah liberal politicians have to say weak... i mean fair and act with decorum
This would be my ENTIRE ad blitz. No other commercial! 💯
It won't work these days. It will just give him more supporters because they will feel we're picking on him.
Trevor you are in my eyes one of the best.Keep roasting this clowns. There many political figures that are full of bs.
You forgot that he left his dog home alone when they went to Mexico….
How would he care about his dog let alone the nation
We need an updated version with the Tucker Carlson Interview 🤣
I second this
Yes!!!!! Please.
And when Little Marco humiliated him in Spanish at the republican debates
I am honestly shocked it wasn't included in this piece!
@@AljIsHere128 maybe it was produced before the interview
Ever since he stated that he would not be a 'servile puppy dog' for DJT; all I hear when he opens his mouth, is 'woof'.
More like "arrf"!!! Woof would suggest a big dog. He is more like a Yorkie!!!
@@harroldmcclendon3922 cmon.. dogs don't deserve to be compared to Cruz.
@@harroldmcclendon3922 That's an awful thing to say, Yorkies are brave and loyal pets and even though it is a slander to them, mongrel is the best description of ted if we are to pursue this dog analogy, because a mongrel is a mutt, and mutt is a perfect description of ted.
@@harroldmcclendon3922: I couldn't help but get in on the laughter. Ted Cruz, is nothing but a sanctimonious Liar, that need not to be trusted. aaarrrfff, aaarrrfff and woof, woooof, sound like Ted Cruz, alright 👍.
@@rmsmith2396 It was only referring to size, not feistiness. Lying Ted is more like a lil poodle dog that wants to be a Doberman!!! Tucker just flat out punked him down. And all of this is on tape now.
He should make a group with Mike Pence and call themselves “Flies and Boogers”.
the look on his mom...priceless!
Yes and still 4,260,000 Texans voted for him in 2019. SCARY.
Yup, there sure is a lot of brainpower in Texas....
Probably most of them hate him too. But they vote for their party not the person I guess.
@@camsaffari, Indeed. With the GOP, it's party for voting and after elected, party over country to participate in an insurrection. It's about power.
Texas badly needs to improve its education system! Badly!!!
Exactly !!!
I feel sorry only for his daughters, his wife knew better but the daughters did not have a choice.
Your sympathy is well placed, I've know narcissistic parents they all did lasting damage to their kids, can't diagnose from a distance but if it walks and squacks like a duck...
I pray his daughters won't be like him!
Did she really know better?
@@idmann17 is she still with him after January 6 and the big lie?
@@ForeverMe543 If she was w/him after being insulted by trump and cancun cruz did not defend her, then she is the female equivalent of cruz.
This was absolutely BRILLIANT! I'm still splitting my sides. WELL done!
Omgosh... This is great, I laughed so hard!!!! 😂😂😂 Beto O'Rourke should play this on his campaign trail everywhere in Texas!!! 💯
This was priceless! A plus work
Funny I was thinking the same thing about the GOP as a whole.
It's big business funded right wing democrats who are in power and choosing to do nothing about continued police violence, the climate crisis, 30 million of us without health insurance
With the exception of Liz Chaney! She is still a Human! The X POTUS has brainwashed, drugged or hypnotized all the rest of those LACKIES!
@@FaithEBodle Which is a sign of how bad things are. If you'd ask me 20 years ago if the Cheneys might not one day make a fascist grab for power, I could not have sworn it wasn't possible. 🤔
@@Paonporteur I think it's closer to 98 percent
@@owenmersk4626 police violence? Haha, sure,mate.
"swallowing his pride and a few boogers along the way..." Hahahahaha
Best work ever Daily Show its amazing how many of his constituents hate him and have no problem saying it on camera
I love Desi’s voiceover work. You can just hear the snark.
Desi is an absolute treasure. Period. Love it when she disrupts interviews with uncalled for double entendres.
@@globalrevolution Dasi is my girl friend, but she doesn't know it yet.
@@medusaspupil might want to learn how to spell her name if she's your girlfriend! Lol
@@geotestjohn From now on, I will take espelling classes just for her 💖 😁
Brilliant!!!! Hands down!!!! FULL STOP!!!!
I love this narrator; she nails these things every time. Perfection.
Tears 😂 in my 👀 from the caption!
I’m so embarrassed that man represents my state
@Gee Gee BETO vote blue then 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
@@bigiron8831 I always do
I get that
To think that there are actual people who actually voted for this man!
they see their inner nature and find it appealing
Mas, ted's a tea party republican and that swept over many parts of TX w/o relief, which is either mind blowing or numbing, but sad.
Those particular people will vote for anyone with an R next to their name.
@@DPowered2 I believe that! Seriously you making a point..
That’s the scariest part Mas. There’s a lot of them. 🥺
The bit with him roommate had me rollin!
Bravo! Well done! Laughed til I cried. The narration was brilliant!
This ...is a masterpiece. Great job Desi! 👏💯
I hate remembering that Ted Cruz is a real person. It bothers me so much.
Half human, half blob fish.
It makes most real people wish they were something else 😕
He isn't. He's a corporate android.
But you cool with sleepy huh smh lol
He is at the same level as the Squad!
I am literally dying of laughter at when they say Ted Cruz finally found somebody that doesn’t hate him. Then showed a picture of his wife.
She's in it for the money
*Pure Artistry*
That was brilliant, I just cannot take this guy seriously. How could anybody in their right mind vote for this terrible excuse for a human being. He has certainly found the right party.
Terrible excuse of people vote for him. Just people terrible like him.
It's called Texas. People in Texas will get an abortion and blame it on Jesus before voting for a Democrat.
@@fromrighttoleft8328 I'm a native Texan and vote democrat. Texas is a gerrymandering nightmare.
I am sure he won't win again. After all of this negative exposure from his own doings, how could anyone want him to be their representative.
@@jaeboston9228 Sure he'll win. All he has to do is say, "Jesus, the Bible, Family Values, Guns, Whatabout Hillary" and he'll be assured of victory.
This is single-handedly the absolute best thing on KZhead.
What a superb clip on Ted Cruz!
Absolutely brilliant! ❤️❣️
Ted Cruz is a gross boil on American history
Let's be real. Most of American history is a dumpster fire.
@robert w Leave Ted Cruz alone! Like the old saying ‘A watched boil never pops’
@@vermont741 the correct phrase is: "A boil MUST be lanced"
This is awesome! I want to replay it everyday until Ted gets another job. I seriously doubt he’ll be able to find one.
In Texas, he has plenty of possibilities. Texas seems to need somebody who would outdo Abbott in evil and vile.
He can easily get a corporate lawyer job for some Texas firm.
I am sure he could get hired to run one of tRump's corrupt companies.
He could easily get a job in the appellate division of any major law firm given his experience as a clerk and solicitor general
It just hit me that Cruz got his January 6th speech from the movie "Independance day." The first one. "We will not go quietly into the night..."
Well done. There should be a series of these.
4:24 I fell out! Dedi was the perfect corespondent to do this VO lol
Her name is DESI! 😖 💔 But I did like Cruz's mothers eye roll when he said she pays for HOURS each day for him! 😁
It is very rare for me to unlike someone to this point. I used to think I was the only person that thought of him like this and it's just a relief to know that I am not alone.
Do you live in rural Texas? that might explain it
You might be from Texas. I am, and I feel the same way as you
You are definitely Not Alone. Rafael T Cruz is a disgusting POS!! If Texas votes him back in they can go ahead and secede from the nation. VOTE 🗳 BLUE AMERICA 🇺🇸 💙 !!!
@@ingenious5480 I am from ROSHARON Texas
@@b.edwards8343 yep that’s a rural area so that explains everything! If I were you I’d move to Austin or Dallas!
Thank you Noah! Keep them coming!!
This is absolutely fantastic and hilarious.. I just wish it wasn't real; I'm genuinely concerned because we can laugh about this all day but people like him--and his views--still have A LOT of support in their party.
You deserve an honorary place at the hall of fame of classical political satire. And a vitalucius Oscar and Grammy for great documentary on political hypocricy and cynicism critique. The Sundance festival should give you an honorific mention and Hollywood glorify you for your insight and grace when doing political propaganda. Thank you and a vow of respect.
Completely agree with actual sincerity
@@kristaiacobucci7750 indeed . I should had added sincerity. We need it. Is indispensable in this time of so much lying with evil intent.
Yes this video was just that. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
America, thank you for giving the world a comic relief we all needed. America used to be a symbol of freedom but today it's just a comic relief, being an outsider i just want to say please resolve your internal problems because the world is laughing at you.
Trust me, we know! And thank you!
Wanna f#ck their brains? Be American but not an US citizen, and say, I'm American. Ma men (or woman) is a like asking them without internet or a map to named 4 African Countries, 5 Asian Countries, 10 European cities and why they voted for Cheeto McDiet (without the diet).
I don't blame you
The world can laugh but they also fear
Came for the comedy... found myself in the middle of a documentary. Well played, well played indeed.
My cousin blocked me and cut me out of his life over an argument that began with me posting a meme of Ted Cruz going to Cancun. Oh well. 🤷🏻♀️
I know it's not fair to judge people by their appearance but... But with Ted Cruz, it's not just appearance. It's his presence, his words, his rhetoric is slimy, greasy, treacherous, and gross- the corrupt politician stereotype to a T. 🤢🤮🤬
A face only a mother could love, but even she has a hard time of it. 😬😫
Well done thank you
Ava Darkness: When the ONLY truthful words uttered by a notorious and inveterate dissembler are in fact TRUE, you ought to sit up and pay attention. They were: "Ted Cruz is a liar, " and "Lying Ted."
Scientifically, you can to an extent tell by looking at politicians whether they are corrupt. Ted Cruz embodies this principle.
That mousy little pout of his. The way his mouth makes this sickening sucker thing, as if he's being breast-fed by an elephant.
Brilliant! Thank you!
That's an insult to the other boogers on the lip of Democracy!
This piece is absolute perfection.
Please do these for every single Senator and the major House members - Democratic and Republican. So much content - so much gold
That's a great idea!
Wow that would like a lot haha
except bernie
Rafael Cruz embarrassing himself is free serotonin and I'm here for it. 🙌🏼😁
It’s the “machine gun bacon “ for me 😭😂😂😩
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This is such a masterpiece! Bravo 👏🏽
My Ten year old calls Cruz a half-completed werewolf. I think that's all that need be said.
Ted couldn’t even do werewolf right!🤣
This made me choke on my coffee! Thank you
Brilliant breakdown of the walking tumor on democracy and definitely mind boggled by those who continously support toxic Ted.
And to think he and Trump were the top two contenders in 2016. Republicans really have a thing for dangerous, toxic people.
Walking tumor, 😄
One question: if Cruz was born in Canada, how was he able to run for President? According to the people who kept trying to find Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate, you have to be US born, to be President.
I think I read it’s because his mother was an American. I know…
When Canada sends it's people, They're not sending their best.
@@Schoolpsych1969 So was Obama’s. Weird, huh.
@@bettyswallocks6411 I hope you get the help you so desperately need.
@@Schoolpsych1969 Thank you for your kind wishes.
The opening killed me dead. I wish I could watch the rest but I can't stop laughing
Pretty sure the Rona got the Daily Show to hit its stride - Trevor from home became my daily life saver - and Helped me to finally stop longing for Stewart - Then all of the correspondents just started nailing everything and giving me some hope that by looking directly at the insanity and talking to it we may actually be able to overcome it . My heart is always with Desi so much love - Pretty sure my sister from another Mister ! Ronnie ? Perfection on the streets ! RWJr.? Gawd Almighty the belly laughs - at all the characters Ive known and worked with in The D coming to life on screen - ! Then you’ve got ‘Drop The Mic Klepper’ who may do more to help save this undeserving country from itself than anyone . His patience , persistence, dead pan reactions to irony, and his conversational brilliance at all Trump get togethers - no one better . Then you have this beauty !!! Wow - this video is drop dead genius , right on the money, and so needed !!! Thank you for putting on a video all of my thoughts about Cruz!! Now seriously people , how has ANYONE cast a ballot for him ?? Maybe he pays them ? Idk I don’t get it ….thanks Daily Show for helping to save my sanity , make me laugh , and hopefully help save democracy !
This video is in my top ten about the last five years. Great job everyone who made it! Seriously! You're doing great work for the world here and I hope ad revenue is huge for you. Thanks!
I'm a conservative and this is funny!😂😂
More of these videos please. It helps educate voters on who these clowns really are that need to be voted out at the very least.
Hearing that in that sweet voice voice just gives me the warm fuzzies. 😂😂
Ted Cruz is my senator & I approve this message 😂😂
Same
😂
My condolences
He always looks unclean and greasy. Guess that's what happens when you're always on your knees in front of trump.
@@kittyplourde1043 he look like half incomplete transformation of werewolf
That's revolting and I can't unsee it. Thanks.
I want details from his old roommate :-)
“...because there’s no room for soup and a wife.” Indeed.
She should have made him eat those cans... Ok, he probably did ;)
Amazing work! Don't know who's doing the voice-over commentary but she's priceless! Please more of these funny yet tragic videos!
Desi Lydic
It's Desi Lydic. Put some respect on her name.
If he was born in Canada, how in the world was he able to run for president of the United States if he wasn't born here
Exactly! How has no one elseasked this?!
Loved every minute of this, thank you.
They've got it right. 👍
Great job guys and gals. Loved it.
Thanks to Desi, Roy and everyone else for giving us gold while Trevor is suing the NY Sergon General or someone. I hope he's okay.
Spot on.
He likes green buggers and ham…
The title was the only reason why I clicked on the video, but I didn't know it was literal. I thought it was going to be a joke. Gross 🤢... yucky!
Beautifully done!
There are never a hundred cans of the same soup on the Shelf the most you can get is maybe 12
Classic!
Very informative. These kinds of videos are always very useful.
That's an Emmy Award right there.
Thank you, thank you, thank you again for posting this classic!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dying laughing
Trevor, you best
Here I thought this was gong to be another cuttingly accurate and appropriate metaphor. I was eating dinner . . .
Brilliance is defined in the creation, script and presentation herein. Be warned - this is pure gold....
Remember watching this live with all my friends and we were just crying of laughter when he ate it 😂😂😂
I think that the Skunk on the mug of democracy sounds appropriate.
Ugh... can't unsee that. 😳
"Hated since kindergarten"Ann Coulter lol
The one time I regretted clicking a link from the daily show! That was hard to watch and stomach!
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Yoooo, Frfr. I was like nooooo🤢🤮🤣🤣🤣
I was thrilled to click on this and it should run frequently anywhere he is running for any office- or dog catcher( well that might be a bit difficult for him).
Hilarious 🤣
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I was eating, man! You need to provide a disclaimer!!!
Samantha Bee must have had a blast working on this one